Sharks beat Rangers... as told by Marcus Tullius Cicero
While Mr. Plank and Mr. K. were away from their sacred duties of watching Team Teal battle their opponents, the famed Roman orator and noted Sharks fan Marcus Tullius Cicero DID manage to catch tonight's game between the San Jose Sharks and the New York Rangers, and offered to us his wisdom regarding the game highlights, before closing with some pointed reminders for Sharks fans in light of the "disastrous" road trip.
But first, he offers a rebuke to both Plank and K. for their absences = We are not born for ourselves alone.
Er, um, sorry about that, ol' chap.
(Note to self - never mess with a man who isn't afraid to have his head cut off).
Cicero's analysis is in bold throughout.
Early on in the first period, New York Rangers defenseman Paul Mara is called for holding. The beginnings of all things are small.
Not long after, center Blair Betts is called for high sticking. Thus in the beginning, the world was so made that certain signs come before certain events. The Sharks' Dan Boyle scores in the final seconds of Mara's penalty. The Sharks still have time left on Betts' penalty.
Two Rangers penalties? The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.
And furthermore = Let the punishment match the offense. Ryane Clowe scores the Sharks' second power play goal against Henrik Lundqvist by some nifty stick work. Genius is fostered by energy.
Left wing Nigel Dawes is called for boarding at 9:59 in the first period. However, Nikolai Zherdev scores a shorthanded one to cut San Jose's lead in half, and put a dent in the effectiveness of their power play tonight. Force overcome by force. Zherdev's goal is made possible by a turnover from Ryane Clowe. We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
Early in the second period, Tomas Plihal went to the locker room for sustaining a lower-body injury. Friends, though absent, are still present. Accordingly, Plihal returned to action not long after.
Sharks captain Patrick Marleau made it 3-1, Sharks, at 6:20 of the second period. His 17th goal of the season was the Sharks' first (and only) even-strength goal of the night. In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honor, command, power, and glory.
Three and a half minutes later, Ryan Callahan scored an even-strength goal for the Blueshirts. Times are bad.
The third period sees our men tired and broken, and the Blueshirts ready and willing to even the score, and then some. While there's life, there's hope.
Furthermore = Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.
At least Nabby followed Cicero's advice, stopping all 17 shots from the Rangers in the 3rd period, earning high praise from Teal Town for his game-saving techniques. In Nabokov's mind, the welfare of the people is the ultimate law.
The Sharks end the Rangers' 6-game winning streak against them. Liberty is rendered even more precious by the recollection of servitude. While the team effort against the Rangers is not a full 60 minutes-worth like Mr. Plank and others desired, nothing quite new is perfect.
A FINAL WORD FROM CICERO TO SHARKS FANS AFTER TWO ROAD LOSSES
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
We denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain.
Lastly - If a man aspires to the highest place, it is no dishonor to him to halt at the second, or even at the third.
Sorry, Cicero ol' buddy, you've lost us completely on that last one.
GO SHARKS.
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holy crap
I couldn’t stop laughing at this. Sports melded with philosophical quotes is a great combo. How on Earth you dug up the quotes to perfectly match what was happening is just wonderful. Great stuff there Mr.K. Great stuff. I love how this blog gives me the latest news, and makes me laugh.
"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor." Omerta by Lamb of God
Thanks man!
I had this weird thought while I was at the Metallica concert, checking the hockey scores on my buddy’s phone – “Look up Cicero’s quotes for a silly game wrap.” Totally out of nowhere… but it seemed to fit! At least no one (so far) thinks I’m a complete nerd… well, ok, just Mr. Plank.
Fear the Fin: Because our day jobs are overrated.
Metallica is timeless
how does Metallica even let the idea of Cicero enter your head? I’d be too wrapped up in the musical greatness to think about anything. Just glad the thought did come to you though.
"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, 'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor." Omerta by Lamb of God
uhhhh
game recap?!? Man and I thought I was up late. If you actually want a recap from someone who saw the game, you could try mine…..
(lol just kidding, this was very well written and enjoyable compared to my late night drunk post. A recommend for you, good sir, and a true Sharks fan are you)
Dang, tough crowd...
Just kidding – I doth proclaim thee of excellent merit and valor, with fine taste in carnivorous fish – and ale!
Fear the Fin: Because our day jobs are overrated.
My hat's way off to you
I never thought I’d be so entertained by the dear Professor Garbanzo Bean. My roommate in college was a Latin minor and I learned all about Cicero. I never realized how many quips and quotes come from him until then. One that I live my life by (you reap what you sow) is so much cooler in Latin: Ut sementem feceris, ita metes.
By the way, if you want to go back further to the Greeks, I’m seeing lots of parallels between this year’s Sharks and Plato’s Allegory of the Cave. I hadn’t read it since college and when I re-read it this year when I assigned it to my class (they hated me for it), I started to realize how the Sharks are finally begin to see the true forms. Everything to this point was just shadows on the wall.
Thanks schtimpy27!
Great analogy to Plato – I sure hope that what seem to be true forms don’t evaporate into shadows (ok, that kinda screws up Plato’s philosophy, but you get the point).
Oh, and who are you calling Garbanzo Bean? ;-)
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