Sharks Gameday: Hit The Road Jack
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I've purposely held off on extrapolating from individual Sharks performances (until now at least) due to the fact that a) the season is young and b) the roster turnover from last season is bound to produce some varying results. However, with six games under the belt and a road trip looming, it's useful to take a look at the team at a large and see if there's some trends. And that's what we're going to do today.
Opening the docket is scoring occurrences through the first six games. Opponents goals are red, Sharks goals are blue; click to enlarge if you want to see the time stamps and periods those goals were scored in:
You can read this two ways- on one hand, the Sharks are struggling out of the gate, as they have given up the first goal in every single game except when they were in Anaheim. In fact, if you selectively throw that game out, they have only scored one first period goal. Not the best recipe when heading on the road- with the benefit of having the last change, opposing coaches will be able to match their best shutdown pairing against a Sharks team that is fairly top heavy in the scoring department (more on that later). Last season the Sharks went a phenomenal 36-6-4 when getting on the board first, dropping to 17-12-7 when giving up the first goal. They posted an 11-12-5 record when trailing after the first twenty minutes. For the sake of my mental health (along with those luscious standings points) it's essential these early trends don't continue.
The flip side to this argument is the fact that the Sharks have been able to score in bunches, and do so when trailing. A positive sign? Yes, of course. Sustainable in the long run? We'll see.
As I mentioned before, opposing coaches are going to be afforded the last change in the next six games, and you best believe they'll be throwing everything they have at the top line- there's no real need to extensively gameplan for line two considering Ryane Clowe is currently a grocery stick and Joe Pavelski is in the midst of recovering from a left leg injury sustained against Anaheim. To illustrate this point, here's the scoring totals for forwards (sans Pavelski*), split up between the top line and the rest of the team:
*The reason I did not include Pavelski was to raise a point- San Jose will likely be without his services for this entire road trip, and therefore will need to achieve results without his help.
I do want to qualify these numbers a bit- initially I was going to provide scoring rates per 60 minutes of play as they help smooth over the effects of ice time. For example, line one (Heatley, Thornton, Setoguchi) see 10:41 of combined power play time per game, while the rest of the forwards log roughly 8:00- more time means more opportunities to bang the twine. However, it's early enough in the season where raw scores serve our purpose as those per 60 totals can make individual players seem better or worse than they actually are due to small sample size. The plan is to take a more illuminating look after the road trip's conclusion.
Back to the tables. Patrick Marleau has put secondary scoring on his back, accounting for 3 goals and one assist at even strength- a cool 50% of the point output from the bottom nine forwards. That's horrendous on a team-wide level. Ryane Clowe needs to wake up right now because between the top line facing shutdown pairings all night and Marleau's historical goal scoring streakiness, the Sharks are headed for some dire straits if he continues his post-contract ways. Get off the sideboards and in front of the net. A couple more non-factor games and you might be better off signing Simon Birch to play on that second line. Kid's got resilience, let me tell ya.
As for the rest of the forwards, I haven't been all too impressed. The three guys you're theoretically looking at to chip in (Ferriero, McGinn, maybe Malhotra) haven't made a resounding impact to say the least- McGinn has been going to the box too much, Ferriero cooled considerably during the three game homestand, and Malhotra is in limbo between the third and fourth line. Recent call-up Steven Zalewski posted a Shelley-esque 5:26 of ice time against Phoenix. There's not much left to turn to besides continuing to run the Worcester shuttle (an aspect of this road trip we touched upon earlier this month) and hope that someone manages to make an impact on the scoresheet. I don't really care whether it's due to a fear of being sent down, or comes off a converted opportunity after being called up- someone needs to put the puck in the net here. It was an issue at the end of last season, an issue that concerned me at the beginning of this season, and an issue now.
This isn't to say things can't improve- McGinn, while running into penalty trouble, has generated energy on the forecheck and produced some scoring chances. Malhotra, while disappointing thus far, is learning a system far different than the one he played in Columbus under Ken Hitchcock. Ferriero, while spending a heavy portion of his shifts in the defensive zone lately, showed a lot of promise early in the year.
The season's still young to be certain. However, with a six game road trip looming, it's time that forward depth began to kick things into gear.
Hell, pot a goal early and kill two birds with one stone.
Prediction: Sharks win 5-4. Goals by Clowe (x2), McGinn, Malhotra, and, oh what the hell, Shelley. Secondary scoring shoots superbly six subsequent sporting stints straight.
Go Sharks.
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Nice Numbers
I really hope they win tonigh on MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Oct 15th!!! GO SHARKS!!
Thanks Brian5517209 And adragon
It should be a sweet match up Heatley vs Ovechkin!
by SharksFan91 on Oct 15, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Happy B-day
I hope you get a Shark’s W all wrapped up nice with a bow!
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Holy crap!
Its my birthday too! Go sharks! Lets see them win one on our birthdays!
Birthday Mojo?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i have selectivly thrown that game out also yes sir mr plank
well re-write that on the 21st..and ill be there…drink in hand..see u soon brother
i dont <3 sbisa today he sucked balls against minny
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 15, 2009 8:07 AM PDT reply actions
Love the alliteration at the end
But MAN I hope we can shut down that A.O-N.B.-A.S. line… I hope our D and our “G” (because Nabby is / used to be a “G”) is up to the task.
Fear the Fin: If you're a Fin, you're family.
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Oct 15, 2009 8:48 AM PDT reply actions
im not too disappointed in Malholtra
since he’s been defensively responsible so far
Clowe on the other hand…is he making as much money as Havlat is this year?
Clowe
Has done a few things right this year. Unfortunately they don’t include actually touching the puck on goals, but I was watching highlights from previous games and saw him screening the goalie on at least one of Heatley’s goals and he’s been around the net occasionally on others.
He’s still getting ice time so McLellan is either trying to force him to get into the scoring mix or he sees something there he likes.
He still is drifting to the corners instead of planting his big but in the goalie's way
He needs to go back to his base, (big physical guy who spends most of his time in the crease). He scored a lot of goals last year by being in that area and he needs to go back there.
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
He’s still getting ice time so McLellan is either trying to force him to get into the scoring mix or he sees something there he likes.
Or he just signed a new contract paying him $3.625 M per year, and is playing on a team that has scoring depth issues.
I love Clowe, but he’s a power play specialist. Half his total goals came with the man advantage last year. He didn’t score those from the sidewall trying to make centering feeds. He scored those by driving to the net and using his pretty hands to put rubber behind goaltenders. He hasn’t looked good at even strength either- getting beat to loose pucks, not creating for his linemates, having more trouble skating than usual.
It would be one thing if Clowe was just snakebit right now, but he’s looked like a fish out of water nearly every shift he’s taken.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
True Enough
On more than one occasion I’ve found myself yelling “You’re not Thornton” at the TV.
I almost threw something when he tried a behind the back no look pass from behind the net in the Wild game. Of course it went right to one of their defenders.
I’m trying to find positives! He really does need to produce though.
Yeah, silver lining is always nice I guess. I’m a big fan of Clowe, but with salary structure the way it is you can’t afford for him to have a bad season.
I hope he breaks out in the next six games because if he doesn’t there’s going to be some big problems.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 12:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Two goals by Clowe?
Are you already in the Jack?
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It was more wishful thinking, but yeah I wet my whistle a bit last night.
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 2:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I kinda figured that was the actual reason. Same here
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Would expect nothing else Mr. Valentine. See, you and me, we get each other.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 2:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Indeed we do
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would anyone want an intervention when drinking leads to stuff that is later put into signatures?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Hope you bitches brought your guns! I’m always packing heat!
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 2:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This is
Becoming my signature – NOW.
Fear the Fin: "Hope you bitches brought your guns! I’m always packing heat!" - Mr. Plank, 10/15/09
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Oct 15, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Clowe has done a few things right this year. Unfortunately they don’t include actually touching the puck on goals.
Well he did make that one sliding save to prevent a goal vs. the Wild. But that’s not really what they pay him for is it?
Puck Daddy: "You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?"
Joe Pavelski: "Yeah, definitely."
Like I said, he’s done a few things right. Crushed a couple people in fights that have sparked the team. Played decent in our own end. Screened well on the power play.
The problem is he’s sucked offensively in all aspects at 5 on 5. He needs to improve there, quickly.
Agree
with everyone’s assessment of Clowe, including yours. Just wanted to throw that save out there since it was such an exciting play.*
On more than one occasion I’ve found myself yelling "You’re not Thornton" at the TV.
LOL. Maybe if they throw him on a line with Joe, and once Clowe takes his spot on the boards or tries a miracle pass, Joe can yell "You’re not Thornton" himself.
*I was in Vegas over the weekend and watched the game in the Sports Book area. Me and my bud were the only two guys watching the silent hockey game (Minnesota feed too ugh – I would think it’s hard to be homer when there’s no sound but they managed to find a way to do it) when everyone else was focused on some other sport called, how do you say it, college football.
Puck Daddy: "You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?"
Joe Pavelski: "Yeah, definitely."
GO SHARKS!!!
and damn! 4pm?? guess that means my old habits of watching 1st period at work on one machine then racing home during intermission and missing part of 2nd period is happening again huh?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 9:47 AM PDT reply actions
Go Sharks!
Time for a kick ass guest appearance on the Ovie show!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Chemistry
The team as a whole lacks it right now. And we’re back to a distressing point where it’s 3 forwards and 2 defensemen, not a 5 man unit.
I’m chalking this up to it being early in the season, but in a sport where you play 3-4 times a week, “early” goes away far quicker than anyone likes. You only have so much time to build trends and habits.
In this sense, I think a road trip is good. You don’t get last change, and you don’t have to worry about being “coached.” As the road team, you just have to go out, roll 4 lines, and hit the other team in the mouth. Simple, sound, fundamental hockey.
Go Sharks!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Love the 6 PM start
This way I don’t have to show up for the first day of work half asleep still wearing my Sharks jersey, even though the dress code is business casual. Maybe if I dress it up with a tie…
On an unrelated note, my mom sent me pictures of the flooding in Morgan Hill (South Bay) and it’s crazy. Hope everyone is doing ok.
Back on topic, Go Sharks!
My parents live down in Morgan Hill, and they said it was pretty nuts down there on Tuesday. I’m sure its all cleared out by now, though.
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
by ZeroIndulgence on Oct 15, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Midnight start over here
Which is still not ideal, but rather more humane than the 3.30am games I’ve been enduring up until now. I share your pain of turning up to work half asleep though, my colleagues have come to realise that some serious yawning at around 10am means the Sharks were playing the night before!
Go Sharks!
And an extremely weird 7pm start here. What am I going to do with myself at midnight?
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Caps always have our home games at 7 EST (As do, I think, Detroit, Florida, and maybe Philadelphia, among others).
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
I meant weird as in I’m used to games starting at 10:30 my time
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I forgot where I was while I posted that.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
Don’t worry, Dave doesn’t remember where he is half the time either.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 2:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That’s okay…I’m fine. Don’t worry about it, JUNIOR. I’m pretty sure I’ve got underwear older’n you. But, I still love you like the son I never had. (I can say that ‘cause he doesn’t read FTF)
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Like NHL40Man would say...
(no homo)
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Actually,
that’s a common saying at my school (all boys, you know). However I don’t know how common it is elsewhere.
Pretty common on Long Island because of Opie & Anthony. If I was an Islanders fan my tag name would be “No Comeau”
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I never really heard it all that much, probably because I’m a girl, and we don’t care about that sort of thing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You’re from LI? Whereabouts? It could also just be the kind of miscreants I associate with.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, actually I’m not. Just commenting that I sourced it to NHL40Man because I’m a girl. I’m a Bay Area girl, born and raised, with a slightly detour to LA for college.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
My bad. Misunderstood your reply.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No problem
Happens all the time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
At least Dave has pubes. :-D
Fear the Fin: "Hope you bitches brought your guns! I’m always packing heat!" - Mr. Plank, 10/15/09
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Oct 15, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah yeah
I knew someone would say something – I was just chiding “junior” here for his age-ism ;-)
Fear the Fin: "Hope you bitches brought your guns! I’m always packing heat!" - Mr. Plank, 10/15/09
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Oct 15, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Except you do have a past of this sort of behavior.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
There is no escape
(Turns on TV to see Mr Cinco de Mayo on a high speed police chase)
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
And we’ll just leave that at that
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I...
I wish I hadn’t read that.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
I wish you hadn’t either. I’m embarrassed for both of us
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Sharks!
And since the game starts at 4pm, that means I’ll be able to watch the first two periods but not the third. Which I am not a fan of, especially with the lack of scoring in the first period.
Also, thanks to that chart, I was able to figure out how the scoring has gone when I’m here versus when I’m not:
Not here: outscored 5-1
Here: outscoring 19-12
Obviously, I shouldn’t go to class anymore.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You actually go to class?!?!
Freshmen…
I only kid, I can count the number of classes I missed through 4 years of undergrad and 2 of grad on both hands. I was paying way too much to arbitrarily miss class.
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that, and because my night class is only two times a week instead of the normal five, so if I miss one I’m essentially missing 2 and a half days. Plus, it’s French, and I need all the help I can get in that class.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Grad school
was 3 courses, one night a week for 2 1/2 hours each. Miss one, you miss a week’s worth of material. Highly inadvisable, especially when you’re taking a class like statistics where they build on each other. Keep up the good work.
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
As an undergrad
I had a once-a-week class that was Wed. nights from 6:30-10 PM. Brutal. It was a general science requirement-geology in this case. Don’ get me wrong, igneous rocks are awesome, but I can’t listen to a lecture on them for 3.5 hours straight. The worst part was getting out of class at 10. Wed is “random obligatory weeknight party night” at SCU so i’d get out of class and already see drunk students roaming the streets around campus. Weird.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Art history, 2 years worth
every class was Tues OR Wed night from 6:30-10pm. What’s worse is that meant we had lecture and midterms on the same night.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
3.5 hours?
Psssshaww. I am in the second year of every Wednesday night from 4:30 – 10pm. Graduate in May and only have to miss a couple of Sharks games.
Jon Casey fan since '84
yikes!
That beats my 9 hr labs I had for heads and hands and life drawing. Sure, they were longer, but you had 1 class a week for 16 weeks and you often finished a few weeks early because of how finals were done. And we were home before 8. (1 of those hrs was for lunch)
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Yeah, I thought it was bad how I have a four hour cinema lecture every week. Granted, I also have three hours worth of classes before that with only one hour of break for lunch, but still. You guys beat me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
that still sounds pretty bad.
My finals in the long labs, now those are high up on the epicly long and painful list. Class by 5am? yessir, I’ll be there. Starts at 8, but first IN, first UP, first OUT. Get there later than 6 and you’re screwed. Yeah. That sucked.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
I’m inclined to believe the caps are slightly more motivated for this game, and won’t get all lackadaisical in the last two periods.
"And next year it will be ours."
Hey Ovechwin!
Good to see you! Found your way over after the FTF outting to FfH, eh? Welcome!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
your prediction is flawed … you show the wrong team winning … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
3-2 seems like a low score for a Sharks-Caps matchup. I’d be more inclined to believe 7-6!
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
by ZeroIndulgence on Oct 15, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I have to believe that the caps are going to play a bit tighter game, and that Jose will continue being slightly more than mediocre
"And next year it will be ours."
Jose’s been nothing but solid this year, and the Caps have shown they can play defense against the elite squads (Cases in point, Detroit, Boston) and tend to play to the level of the competition. This should be a crazy game.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
Jose’s been nothing but solid this year except when Marian Gaborik is shooting, unscreened, from the top of the circles
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He’s been brilliant against Boston, Detroit and Jersey, but damn, that second goal against Gabs was brutal. That’s not all on him, though; the forwards weren’t in good coverage at all. Still, you have to stop a snapshot from the top of the circles you can see the whole way.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heatley is as good a pure scorer as Gaborik is, if not as slick with the puck.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And has way more help.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
T’cha. If Gaborik was healthy for a full season with Thornton as his center and Setoguchi on the opposite wing, I could see 60 goals easy.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
healthy for a full season
And of course, that would be the old fly in the ointment, as it were
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He's Due!
Plus, MSG ice is just what the doctor ordered for a wonky groin.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That at the water in NY must have been Sather’s reasoning for believing he’d stay healthy all year
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on Oct 15, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That would explain some things…
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking the same exact thing.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I was sitting directly above and behind Theo when it happened and I ended up throwing my head back in despair. He should have had that ten times out of ten, regardless of who was shooting it.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Joslin in
Crankshaft has the flu and now who are we going to put out there to let Ovechkin bounce off of? I was really looking forward to that matchup. Ovechkin hits everything that moves, Murray’s best hits always come on forwards who think they can throw a hit on him. It could have been amazing.
I think I’m a little depressed now.
gotta switch up the d-pairing. Boyle-Vlasic, Blake-Demers, Joslin-Huskins – yikes though, the last thing we needed heading into this specific game was no Murray. Frankly though, I think this isn’t the best decision to bring up Joslin to replace a defensive d-man, I’d prefer Moore because he’ll smash people and play back.
Oh, so that's where you edit your signature
In the preseason I noticed Janis Joslin playing a more physical game than last year, but you’re right- a physical defenseman would have been ideal.
Frankly I don’t think there’s much you can do to gameplan for Ovy. McLellan isn’t going to be getting favorable matchups all night. Ovechkin’s going to get his opportunities and hopefully his countryman build upon his last two excellent starts.
Also, and correct me if I’m wrong, aren’t the Sharks one of the few teams Ovechkin hasn’t scored a goal against? Hope that continues…
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 1:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You know you want it
If it makes you good food.
The lesser known Jamie Jormpjomp version.
Fear the Fin: Where Dany Heatley finally started scoring in game two.
Dude, I was specifically avoiding mentioning that in fear of a jinx. If he scores, I blame you. Just warning you.
(BTW, the three teams he hasn’t gotten a goal against are the Wild, Kings, and Sharks. Before last year, the Sharks were the only team he hadn’t gotten a point against).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I’ll be sure to roll out the red carpet. Make sure to wipe your shoes beforehand.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I hope Joslin is going to play more physical, because he’s just not capable of being the Vlasic type defender. If you make mistakes (like Joslin does), you have to be physical enough to make up for those mistakes (like Murray).
Joslin was burned countless times last year in the AHL playoffs trying to play the Vlasic game. Here’s hoping that he gets to throwing the body around a little.
Fear the Fin: Where Dany Heatley finally started scoring in game two.
So Joslin is playing the Vlasic game well!
Vlasic Game 1 through 6 circa 2009-2010 Season ;)
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
He plays his best in six game stints obviously.
/obligatoryplayoffreference
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 1:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Agreed, he did look more capable in his own zone, but this is gonna be a baptism of fire for his new found ability. I don’t like the idea of slotting him on the top pairing either, if this is just a short term thing cause Dougie has the flu, then why not shake up the pairings a bit – it’s not like they’ve been a rousing success so far anyways.
Oh, so that's where you edit your signature
If he scores
you’re getting the Bringer of Doom Award, Plank. Keep in mind that the last time I handed that out, the recipient’s pancreas went on strike.
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Those are some might dire consequences!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the heads up
Last year he got the flu too… actually, I think it was this calendar year (February, if my memory serves me).
You’d think he have a better DEFENSE against this sort of thing… yuk yuk.
(Groan)
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by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Oct 15, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I believe the whole team got with the flu bug as well…
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 2:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
True
I had forgotten that it was epidemic – hopefully Crankshaft doesn’t have the swine flu, or they’d have to shut down the whole Tank… /bitter sarcasm.
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by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Oct 15, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Swine flu?
Best not to drink out of the same trough anymore.
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 2:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm not worried about this swine flu
I bought some Oinkment
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Boyle’s reaction in the 20 questions thing was hilarious. “Yeah, when that happened, I was like, is the world ending tonight?”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Enemy at the Gates (2002) – In the ruins of icy Stalingrad, Vasilli Zaitsev (Alexander Ovechkin) has been holding the line for the Capitols. But can he survive the arrival of an enigmatic and deadly German sniper (Dany Heatley)? 60 minutes, Rated R: Violence, language, sexual content, extreme Dan Boyle dangle-time.
Dan Boyle dangle-time? I’d think that would mean an NC-17 rating.
Fear the Fin: Where Dany Heatley finally started scoring in game two.
man, someone needs to find a pic of Boyle doing his bug-eyed thing on the bench.
Oh, so that's where you edit your signature
I like the guy doing the time warp in the background.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
This is going to be the cause of more epileptic seizures than a Pokemon marathon.
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 1:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/Boyle'd
is my new term for anyone who gets hit so hard they get that look on their face. The only thing missing is two canaries circling over his helmet!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
In related news, sniper Mike Green has been behind enemy lines during his entire tour of duty. Commander Boudreau expressed worry that Green was ill-suited for his theoretical role as the last line of defense when thwarting the advancing army of sharks.
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 1:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Green’s really been struggling lately. First he blamed the stick, then the gloves. We in Capsland are concerned he may be injured, but hoping against it.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
Speculation of course
Same injury as the one he dealt with in the playoffs last year or something new?
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 2:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He took a hard hit in Philadelphia(? I think?) this season that’s the cause for concern where he came up kind of gimpy with the shoulder again. Technically, that injury kept him from being as productive as he could have been last year – he was injured in Anaheim midseason. He really didn’t have a slapshot after March.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
no no, that’s CAPSLOCKLAND
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If I remember, the last time Danny Boyle was in DC, he accidentally slit his wrist with a hockey skate after losing a preseason game.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
I’m not saying I hope it happens~
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
If it did
I’m counting on WhiterMage to cast a a ton of cure spells to fix it up.
Yeah I like Final Fantasy, so what? <=J
Puck Daddy: "You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?"
Joe Pavelski: "Yeah, definitely."
Go figure
Sharks play on NHL Network at 6:00 PM Central time and I have a rec league basketball game at 7. What a crock. Finally a game that doesn’t start at 9:30 here and I cant even watch it. Oh well…
Hope Pavs returns from the broken foot soon.
Also, I think all you guys should go to the Sharks @ Phoenix game Jan 12. I’ll be in row 10 behind the Sharks bench
Prediction: Sharks 5, Caps 4
Fear the 8
Pavelski closing in, Pavelski fires, HE SCOOORES!! 5 games not enough! The Sharks have another date in the Lone Star State!
Agreed. A Sharks win tonight would be a nice first bandage on the gushing wound my sports heart befell last night at the hands of you dastardly US Americans. When did this country learn to play football with your actual feet? That crappy Mexican ref didn’t help much either. /okaynowi’mdonegripingLET"SGOSHARKS!!!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
On the radio in DC today, I heard Mike Wise (A local reporter) talk about his experience getting on a plane in North Carolina that the Costa Rican team was actually on a few days ago when the team was coming up. He recalled vividly that when the plane was taking off, and the captain said ‘Turn off all electronic devices’, the team refused to turn off their ipods, and the flight attendants were going NUTS. He went on to say “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET, COSTA RICAN SOCCER PLAYERS.”
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
Hilarious
Back home any flights around the country are in itty bitty planes (we’re about the size of massachusets, to give you an idea) so no one cares if you’re on your iPod or anything during takeoff and landing. I wouldn’t want to be using my cell phone during those times, but most other devices don’t do a thing. Those poor flight attendants.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pens fans in D.C. are collectively pulling for the Sharks. I’ll be watching on the laptop during class tonight.
Here’s hoping for a 4-2 Sharks victory. And I’ll second the praise for Plank—solid human being right there.
absolutely nothing. ;)
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Dan Boyle is pretty much my favorite player to watch from an entertainment standpoint. His decision-making is hilarious. I imagine this is the internal dialogue:
Forechecker on? TIGHT CIRCLE AND LOSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I’M DAN BOYLE. YOU BOUT TO LOSE AN EDGE, SON.
Breakout not happening? SKATE BEHIND THE NET AND THEN IT’S DANNY FUCKING BOYLE TIME. YEAH THAT’S RIGHT I’M TAKING THIS TO TO THE NET MYSELF. Y’ALL BITCHES CAN’T STOP THE HEAT.
Powerplay and the PK Unit is playing tight to the point? NO LOOK, BEHIND THE BACK SPIN-O-RAMA, BACKHAND BANK PASS TO THORNTON. THAT’S RIGHT, TAPE TO TAPE BITCHES. ALL PANTIES IN HP HAVE INSTANTANEOUSLY BECOME SOAKED.
Loose puck in the offensive zone? GOIN BEHIND THE NET, GUYS, LOOK OUT. DEFENSIVE ZONE COVERAGE? FUCK MAN DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? THIS IS DAN BOYLE SPEAKING. DAN BOYLE. I AM ALREADY BACK THERE. I HAVE PULLED THE PICARD MANEUVER AND AM CURRENTLY IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.
by innes on Oct 15, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Someone please email this to him immediately
or post it on his blog or something. +100
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by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
amazing
rec’d
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it really is
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in a very cool way creepy :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo Japers!
And their one day waiting period requirement before posting
Oh, so that's where you edit your signature
that’s to keep the riff raff out … :)
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I told you guys about that while you guys were playing the Coyotes.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
you did
and I still forgot to sign up until this morning! Self fail.
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maybe, I should just sign up for all the boards right now
Oh, so that's where you edit your signature
I did that eons ago … for just in case I want to comment … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have done it for a lot of blogs, but will not do it for Broad Street Hockey. I’ll let you figure that one out on your own.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
or I could nag you till you tell me :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the rules to join is to “Worship the Orange and Black” or something to that extent. I can’t ever sign up for something knowing full well I’d be in constant violation.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
I have no issue being in violation … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
At Broad Street it’s not called a waiting period- they call it parole.
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 3:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I used to like swinging by there but I’ve recently soured a bit on them. Maybe I’ll end up going back at some point.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
MarioD is a jerk, but he’s a pretty bright jerk. Some of the them are simply cretins.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the guys that run it generally do a good job, and I have no problem with them when they come by Japers’ Rink but the shit they let fly on their own site really makes me question them. I guess it’s fitting though.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
True enough. I can’t stand most of their commentators, but the guys that run the site are good. Fortunately, I can do the Puck Daddy and just read the articles and skip the comments.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I met Wyzh at the awards day party this last offseason, and he said he just couldn’t wait for admin powers over his comments.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
What’s the hold up? Why wouldn’t yahoo just give that power to him?
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish that there was some way that you could just ignore certain posters. Like, I can put up with pretty much everyone except for habs1rule, who has made it his mission to insult the Sharks in every single comment of his.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Do you mean on SBN or on Puck Daddy? On SBN just have one of your fearless leaders ban his ass.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Puck Daddy. FTF doesn’t tend to attack those type of people. Mostly just gambling cougars.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah, I met him after CapsCon and said, “Dude, I love your site but what the hell is wrong with your commenters”? He just sighed, haha.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
heheh
I signed up for Broad Street Hockey, then went and punched a hobo in the mouth while I waited. GO FLYERS!
I love that PPP meme.
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
Hahaha, yes. That’s one of several hilarious memes over there.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha. I just joined here. That waiting period is annoying though.
Japers’!
And this is a big deal at the Rink. I’m not quite sure why.
Due to JP’s narcissism.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
Due to JP’snarcissismelitism.
Jesus WM, how’d you fuck that one up.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OK
Time to add another spreadsheet to my bevsco collection. Next up, Bombay Sapphire. Never had this stuff before, is it any good? Japers folks say I’m going to get one hell of a hangover.
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
Well it is gin...
So you should be prepared for the possibility. If you drink a glass of water every couple cocktails you should be fine.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If you drink a glass of water every couple cocktails you should be fine.
This. Make sure you have some water at hand, you won’t like the results if you don’t.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Disagree.
I’d take almost any other good gin (i.e. glass bottle) over BS. Tastes like perfume to me.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if you’ve had the pleasure yet, but Right Gin is awesome. If I could afford to drink it regularly I would.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
not a gin fan
but I have seen the chunky aftermath of too many gin and tonics. Pace yourself and keep water nearby.
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Mothers Ruin
Ugh! No thanks!
I’ll stick with Drain Cleaner.
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
WOW
This stuff is pungent. woooo!
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
I've never had gin before
I now have great respect for my grandparents that drink the stuff like water. Ay ay ay, this bottle is going to last me months!
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
I’ll stick with Tanqueray, or if I’m poor, Gordon’s (a fifth for 14 bucks!)
Oh, so that's where you edit your signature
Tanqueray is my gin of choice (though I’ll reiterate that Right Gin is the way to go if you have the cash to splurge on it).
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Tivo for me tonight. Have fun in the thread ladies and gentleman.
Go Sharks.
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by Mr. Plank on Oct 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
so we can’t txt you the score? :)
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
text him fake scores!
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Or scores from the wrong games.
I'm so sick and tired of the refs explaining the calls like this is the NFL.
now you guys are trying to get me into trouble … as if I can’t do that for myself … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Grr
Someone call Ted Leonsis and get this game to start early!
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
Not going to be around tonight
Moby @ the Warfield – I’ll catch the first period, but I’m going to be away from my computer.
Actually leaving work now.
Fear the Fin: "Hope you bitches brought your guns! I’m always packing heat!" - Mr. Plank, 10/15/09
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Oct 15, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
ITS SEMIN SPLATTERING TIME...
AND BY THAT I MEAN DOUGLAS MURRAY IS GONNA SMASH THAT LITTLE PUNK INTO THE BOARDS SO FREAKIN’ HARD SEMIN WILL GO “SPLAT”…FUCKING JOSEPH STALIN WILL FEEL IT IN HIS GRAVE. AND THAT’S AROUND THE TIME THEODORE (WITH HIS FAG-A-LICIOUS BEANIE HAT) WILL SHITE HIS PANTS. HE’LL HAVE TO GO TO THE DRESSING ROOM AND CHANGE WHILE VARLAMOV CONTINUES TO GET SHELLED, I MEAN COMPLETELY BOMBARDED. PREDICTION: HEATLEY METEOR SHOWER. 1ST LINE CRAPS ON CAPS. HEY, SPEAKING OF CAPS, I FUCKING LOVE TYPING LIKE THIS…. SHARKS KEEP SHIT TOUGH AND DO THINGS HARD.
keep shit tough. do things hard.
Ummm
Douglas Murray is scratched, mr awesome CAPS LOCK guy!
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
I could get behind him
If he was Asian.
Caps Rock!
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK!
DOUGLAS MURRAY IS SCRATCHED? HOW ARE THE SHARKS GOING TO WIN? NOT TO MENTION…MY FANTASY HOCKEY TEAM IS SCREWED TONIGHT. FUCK!
keep shit tough. do things hard.
Because Murray sure is an offensive dynamo. I mean, hell, he has something like 3 career goals in the regular and post-season! I know I couldn’t beat that.
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Fools and Sages
In exactly what stat is Douglas Murray carrying your fantasy team? If losing Douglas Murray kills your team you were probably sunk anyway.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Some leagues
Have hits as a stat
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
Except Murray isn’t one of those “hits everything that moves” type of guy – he tends to go for quality rather than quantity.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah. I don’t know how many hits he racks up though. I gotta imagine there are plenty of guys that are higher but I honestly don’t know. And either way he’s only giving you one stat. Even if you count time on ice he’s not going to bring much.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m obviously joking, my man… oh yeah, and sorry i just came home and figured the sharks ANCHOR was starting tonight. yeah, that’s right… ANCHOR.
keep shit tough. do things hard.
My bad. Joking isn’t so obvious when you don’t have regular interaction with people.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going
with CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE THE LETTERS ARE SO BIG AND IMPOSING, UNLIKE STATISTICIANS!
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
This is very true...
good point. STUPID STATHEADS!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT (or is it something else for hockey)!!!
Behind the Net was asking that very same question. I just don’t have a snarky answer for it.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait for the day when the lightbulb goes off and I have a great answer. But I’m sure by then someone will beat me to the punch.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You sir, however, are a true CAPS LOCK artist.
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
I CAN HAS CAPSLOCK?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Douglas Murray
Is absolutely going to have a great game. I predict he earns all 3 stars of the game, scores 4 goals (man’s gotta improve on the pre-season right?) and single handedly dismantles the whole Caps offense. All while playing goalie. Way to keep up on the news, bud.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, I'm going to miss most of this game!!!
I’m at school and I have Karate at 6, so I’ll maybe get to see 1 1/2 maybe two periods. This also depends on much time my friends spends talking on the phone. Damn, I was really looking forward to this game too.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Ummm
I turned on CSNCA, and poker is on…WTF!
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
okay … someone needs to tell me when it starts so I know if the stream I’m using is valid …
GO SHARKS!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
4 i think
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
by Diamondback15 on Oct 15, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s the link for that? I dont’ have it here at work
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
thx!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
silly … I know … but won’t know if my stream is working if 4pm comes … game starts … and nothing shows up on my computer … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Something struck me about the Sharks' goalie situation
The last time we had Greiss as back-up, Nabby played 76 or 77 games. There is no doubt in my mind that this affected his play during the playoffs. Greiss better be better this time around, otherwise we are probably going to have to go shopping for a better back-up……….or worse……..
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Technically, Patzold was the backup at the time. But whenever Nabby was going to be out, they’d bring up Greiss because they didn’t trust Patzold (understandably). So they didn’t really want Nabokov to be out that much because that meant that Greiss had to come up from Worcester.
Also, Nabokov is a beast and decided that he wanted to play almost every single game.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ummmm
CSN CA has cut the imagine in half.
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
Image I mean
"Urine is a person with a human and as a recreational drug. Industrial hemp products are made of ice-cream. " -Netjester AI, 420chan.org/nj/ (EXTREME NSFW)
Stupid Gamecenter isn’t letting me watch the game on it because it’s on NHL Network. Seriously, when will they realize that people buy that because people don’t have cable/TV and thus can’t watch the games on NBC, Versus, or NHL Network.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Are you suggesting
That the NHL hasn’t thought this out?
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The NFL has the same policy
with games on NFL Network. It is just a case of the league trying to make its channel more marketable.
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I guess
Crazy, right?
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My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps?
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I always get My Humps stuck in my head whenever I get Cocoa Puffs.
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On my way to the break room to watch the game. BBL.
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God
The first two minutes are like watching NHL 10.
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Boyle and Demers paired together? I’m guessing they don’t expect much defense out of that pairing.
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anyone have a working link besides the uStream one for Team Teal Channel...
it’s not working at my work
http://www.atdhe.net/9716/watch-san-jose-sharks-vs-washington-capitals
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Holy crap, 7 SOG already.
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And the half-Worcester guys are throwing their weight around.
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OK people
I’m counting on all of you to summon your best RanDrew ambiguously gay duo impression and keep me posted since I’m at work and can’t stream audio or video.
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Haha, that was my thought as well.
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PK!
Darn you, Huskins.
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To be fair, that was a pretty soft penalty. Semin must have watched a lot of film of Osgood the last couple postseasons.
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Is it me
or are we committing waaaay more penalties this year?
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We are, but it’s a pretty small sample size and partially because there are all these new guys that are trying to learn to play with each other.
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Those Red Jerseys
are lovely (no homo)
Puck Daddy: "You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?"
Joe Pavelski: "Yeah, definitely."
Another penalty
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ugh!!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
WOOP!
Puck Daddy: "You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?"
Joe Pavelski: "Yeah, definitely."
OMG
Guys. CMON
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On the bright side
we were good at keeping them on the perimeter for the first one, as well as staying in the shooting lanes. Clearing the puck, that’s another story
COME ON!!
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Bruce
has already called his timeout. Woah
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Gotta have a good start
And hey, our PK gets a rest too
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At least Nabby is getting some good stops
and we’re just blocking shots in general
Yay Nabby, but still. This is getting to be a bit much.
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how the hell are we getting all those penalties???
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
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FUCK!!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
What the hell
was blake doing IN the crease like that.
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as randy said, blocking the cross crease pass
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Trying to stop what they did anyway
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Trying to block the cross-crease pass. It was actually pretty smart of him to do so.
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you;d rather a wide open net on that side?
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That’s what you have to do on a 5-3 against the Caps. They have two bombers at the point (Ovy, Green) so you have to play two high.
Blake played that fine.
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and they arestill on the PP
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
Heatley and Thornton on the PK? Craziness.
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Gotta spread the minutes
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Worth repeating
Patrick Marleau is a lousy scapegoat.
But he’s a GREAT hockey player.
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Seriously, that could have been absolutely horrible and we’d be down by more than just one goal. Just a great display of defense, and they had no chance on the Semin goal.
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Sharkie agrees with you:
S.J. Sharkie SJ 0 @ WSH 1 | 1ST 7:21 | 5v3 PPG: 28, A: 19, 52 | Semin converts on a back-post one-timer. No chance for Nabby.
okay .. enough penalties … and let’s freaking score and get back in the game
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
So, that was Semin’s first goal against the Sharks. I think he’s scored against every team except for them, until today (but I could be wrong).
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They love Marleau
talking about him being one of the fastest guys in the league. Also talking about how we were an awesome team last year, and that we’ll be great in the West again this year. Sounds like they’ve actually watched games before
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re actually pretty good. One thing about this Center Ice is that I’ve been able to see how great Randy and Drew are compared to most other announcers in the league
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally agree. The Pacific division in general has awesome broadcast teams.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Hayward excluded.
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the Phoenix games
aren’t the best either. I do like the Lightning guys, though.
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t listened to the TBL team in a while. I only watch them when they play the Caps because they suck so I never hear their team. Yeah, PHX isn’t great but Razor makes up for so much and SJS and LAK are really solid.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
They're pretty good
I’m always surprised how upbeat they are, considering who they cover
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Razor is the color guy for the Dallas Stars- it’s possible you’re thinking of them?
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Are they talking about Heatley? Nabby? Marleau?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
And
Nabby doing some great stickwork with the pokechecks and plows. They’re also digging his “laser-like stare”
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Love how Ovechkin avoids playing the puck so he can make the hit
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
He does like throwing his body around
But yeah, he should play the puck…
He takes himself out of position trying to hit pretty regularly. He gave up a breakaway against NYR because he went to smoke the puck carrier (which he did) on a 2 on 1. Not a smart play.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
For a second, I thought Clowe was Pavs and got all happy. But then I realized it was Clowe and was disappointed.
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Fools and Sages
Better than saying that you kept tasting Torrey Mitchell.
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Unless
Torrey was trying to contact you through ESP…
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy, please
NHL 2K10 sucks.
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As a Wii owner
I didn’t have much choice. And I think it’s been fairly entertaining.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair...
He was only saying the COMMENTARY was good, he didn’t say much about the gameplay :-) I’ll agree with him there!
What's going on?
little help here…
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Potti's cut
No penalty though so far
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Heatley
just high sticked Tom Poti.
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He hit him in the face on the followthrough, not a penalty, but he hit Poti in the face pretty hard.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
1-0 Capitals
Lots of Sharks penalties, lead to Washington’s score.
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
And by lots of penalties, there was about a 6 minute period when the Sharks were short handed.
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How was there not interference out of that face off?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
There was a Shark's glove on that puck there...
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
That was nice boardwork for you guys right there.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GOAL!!!!!!
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GOAL!!!!!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
The kid's allright
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Oi. Good awareness to find the streaker, but ugly lack of backcheck.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
yay Ben!
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Yeah
Remember that Heatley gave Ferriero his other n.
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I thought this was going to be a Heatley/Ferrari joke and I was disappointed to find it not so.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
eh I added like 20 Ns on twitter
so I made up for it
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"N" ur f@cE!!!
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FAIR-E-OH!
Puck Daddy: "You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?"
Joe Pavelski: "Yeah, definitely."
By the by
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE Pass by Nichol!
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Since about the 13 minute mark we’ve been playing alright. Better passing, some good shots, and being smarter on the puck
Spoke too soon
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Anyone up for photoshop?
Find a Cheerios box, but instead of bees put fairies on it and it could say FERRIERO’S
Maybe during the intermission.
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ugh! come on PK!!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Very Passive PK
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Nabby!
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сосать его, Алекса
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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I love Nabby dressing up the save
Shades of 2 seasons ago?
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He does like doing that, doesn’t he. I hate when goalies do that.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I do too
Except when Nabby does it. Because he’s saying “Suck It” to the shooter. I like cocky Nabby.
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Cocky Nabby tends to be the same goalie as Vezina Nabby and Super Nabby. And since I like that goalie, I like cocky Nabby as well.
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Well, yeah
There’s Super Nabby and Vezina Nabby, who are pretty much the same thing. Then there’s Five-Hole Nabby, who we saw a lot last year. Then there’s Deflecting Nabby, who we saw post-game in the Anaheim series. Then there’s Old-School Nabby, who only shows up on Versus broadcasts as they admire his double pad stack.
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Oh, and Competitive Nabby, for when he plays ping pong.
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Or when the coaches ask him if he'd like to sit the next game
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dissociative identity disorder. They changed the name.
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...And he's your goalie
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye. I’m not fond of it either, but if you remember back to last season following the Ovy “heating up” goal celebration, Nabokov made reference in an interview with Sovetsky Sport that he didn’t like the celebration but can’t “hold down Ovechkin’s soul” or something like that.
*Side note: I love the Russian language, especially when it’s translated.
Anyways, Nabokov then went on to say that if he was in net (after making a save) he would get flashy with the glove and show the shooter the puck.
It’s not really related, but that’s the first thing that popped to mind when I saw it.
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Well
they won’t need to practice the PK for a month after this game.
Seriously refs, WTF?!?!? I’ve seen two or three “easy” calls on the other end of the ice that the zebras have turned a blind eye to
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch
we won’t get a penalty for the rest of the road trip
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
please hockey gods let this be true!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
But seriously, what was he thinking there?
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
that he wanted a turn at taking a penalty
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He wanted to join in the fun.
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ugh!!!!!!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
Someone has to be shouting to Nabby
MAN ON!!!
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Jesus freaking Christ
Although, if Nabby wants to take that penalty, I guess that’s a little better.
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time to bail nabby out
they owe him this period
Puck Daddy: "You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?"
Joe Pavelski: "Yeah, definitely."
Wooo, unintentional clear and offsides!
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Everyone else manages to move the puck on the PP
Why can’t we?
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Because
we’re too tired from having to kill a game’s worth of penalties in the first period
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
At least that means a lot of the lower line guys are getting lots of minutes, since they all play on the PK. Lets the top guys get a bit more rest in preparation for the next two periods.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Nabby’s been on, I hate it when that happens to us. Dude is 8-0-0 against the Caps, per Peerless this morning.
by Knee high to a duck on Oct 15, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that period was pretty good defensively.
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it was. Only thing that saved us all from a series of heart attacks
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Wait, you didn’t have a series of heart attacks?
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just one small one that lasted about 15 minutes
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Yeah, I was literally shaking during that period of time.
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okay … considering the penalties … we are doing fine … and see you guys in 2nd some time … driving home now
GO SHARKS!
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by ang6666 on Oct 15, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
Alright
I can breath now. Let’s see if we can get some calls going our way, get some more 5 on 5 opportunities, and play some more solid D for the rest of the night
Guarantee SJS makes the Caps pay for not leading after this period. You can’t dominate like that and have all those PPs and not come away with a lead. SJS is going to come out much better and steamroll the Caps. Ugh.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
I hope you're right
even if you hope you’re wrong
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I’m right. I’ve seen this story before. I also see some make up calls going your way (though they shouldn’t be made up, those were all legit PIMs).
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
True, they were legit
but they’ve missed some calls on the other end, i.e. Clowe getting crosschecked in the back of the head, knocking his helmet off in the slot.
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed most of the middle of the period driving home from class. I left shortly after the Caps scored and walked in the door as SJS tied it.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If you told me we'd take 5 penalties in the period
and have 2 5 on 3’s for over a minute against WAS and be tied 1-1… I’d slap you.
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Haha, woah, didn't even see that
I was just getting used to “Where Dany Heatley finally started scoring in game two.”
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New thread?
Or is my computer the only one lagging?
FIRE BRUCE BOCHY NOW!!!!!!
AND TAKE BRIAN SABEAN WITH HIM!!!!!
I think it’s just you.
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It's not just you.
idunno, hook this man up.
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I told you I’d give it to you Friday.
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hey matt
I have a game on Friday you coming?
I told you I was coming on Friday.
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ok
did you hear the idiot announcer say the wings are trying to get over the stanley cup hangover?
by Sir Snipesalot on Oct 15, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Staubitz has multiple personalities as well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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I’m Brad Staubitz, and this is my tough guy voice.
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Holy crap, 17-13 shots in favor of the Caps in the freaking first period?!? That’s amazing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Maybe these two teams made a deal to pad their goalies' stats
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by Diamondback15 on Oct 15, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m amazed the Sharks had that many shots, considering that they took 10 PIMs in the period.
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Me too. It either means that there’s going to be a shitload of shots by the Sharks in the second, or that the official scorers are shot-happy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Let's not and pretend we did
And take the shit goals
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
do you mean Theodore?
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by Diamondback15 on Oct 15, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Huet on the Hawks
playing the Preds tonight. I’m a Hawks fan, and I have Huet on my fantasy team.
Sorry to bring the Hawks up over here. As far as the Sharks are concerned, I’m thinking we come out and score 3 this period, 1 on the power play.
by Chicago Shark on Oct 15, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Caps suck in the 2nd and 3rd. You guys got this.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
idunno
Are you doin ya thang, or should I just get it done?
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RUSSIAN GOALIE SHOWDOWN!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I think I know why Nabby took that penalty...........
He was tired of the other Sharks putting him in a tough spot, so he figured he’d at least shove his glove into someones face, he figured somebody else would probably take a penalty, so at least he’d have the satisfaction of getting a little rough
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Face Palm
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe I was wrong.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Bad D by number 41.
If you're after gettin' the honey, then you don't go killin' all them bees.
by Fehr and Balanced on Oct 15, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
huskins
i honestly think kent huskins is the worst defencemen ive ever seen.. this is sad
Only positive
Was Nabokov’s goaltending.
And that makes baby Jesus cry.
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