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Are the Sharks office staff handling reporters adequately?

After watching the Colorado Sharks game, it occurred to me that although San Jose may be a place for players to be able to escape from the harsh glare of the media in hockey crazy cities such as Toronto or Montreal, perhaps the sharks back office staff could do more to keep the press from talking to players before they are prepared to be interviewed.

Take this picture as an example:  Notice anything funny?

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Star-divide

How about now?

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Still missing something?

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Yep, that's a dirty jock!  Jumbo Joe's Jumbo Jock.

Come on Shark's staff!  Hide Joe's modesty before interviews!

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Yeah, I’m pretty sure Joe doesn’t care. If he did, he’d probably make more of an effort hiding it just in case he does get interviewed (which he almost always will, solely because of his status on the team).

And of course, a dirty jock is nothing compared to this (definitely NSFW).

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by mymclife on Nov 2, 2009 8:52 AM PST reply actions  

That was it?

I saw more scandalous stuff in life drawing.

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by CTGray on Nov 2, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that kings video makes this look like junior prom

Either way, I think I might offer to pay for the cleaning of the jock.

Does anyone know if under the CBA whether jock cleaning counts against the cap?

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by Morti on Nov 2, 2009 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

A single cleaning won’t hurt you, but if you reach a level of seven cleans there will be a $100,000 bonus tacked on to the player’s cap hit.

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 2, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I awlys wondered why they called him jumbo…

by AfroPuff on Nov 2, 2009 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

always

(talking about jocks makes me nervous/type wrong since I’m such a high class lady)

by AfroPuff on Nov 2, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha! wonder no more … now you can fantasize … ;)

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by ang6666 on Nov 2, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to tell from the angle and such, but being a jock wearer myself, it doesn’t look like an oversized version especially for a guy of his body size.

Sorry to kill the fantasy. Just trying to get the most information out there so everyone can make their own decisions.

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 2, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

you just don’t want to give us women here a little thrill … do ya??

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by ang6666 on Nov 2, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Not saying it’s undersized! Just getting relevant information out to the masses.

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 2, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess Jumbo would fall inbetween these two examples

Shonie Carter (UFC) Famous for wearing the largest jock possible.

Beavis and Butthead (Sporting Goods)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOwV0LS-Wkw

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
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by Morti on Nov 2, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

In case you cant watch 10 minutes of Beavis and Butthead at the office:


Regular Jocks were too big


So they had to wear protective eye patches

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by Morti on Nov 2, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As to your question ...

there should be more of this … :)

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by ang6666 on Nov 2, 2009 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

Duly noted!

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by Morti on Nov 2, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

my sister...

is one of the many women in love with Jumbo. We met him when he pulled up for the first day of training camp and she couldn’t believe her eyes when she first saw him and even after he had signed her jersey she just stood there at a distance staring at him while he signed more autographs. I remember one time when they showed his jock strap on tv she screamed so loud I thought she had ruptured my ear drum. I think if I show her one of these pictures she’ll blow it up and put it on her wall and then have her brain leak out of her nose.

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by c.perez on Nov 2, 2009 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

that’s hilarious!

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by ang6666 on Nov 2, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’d he get that thing, Toys R Us? I didn’t know they came that small.

JUST kidding…

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by Dave Valentine on Nov 2, 2009 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

bwahahahahahahhaha

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by CTGray on Nov 2, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmhmmm … show us yours buddy boy … :)

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by ang6666 on Nov 2, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda get the feeling Jumbo is a bit of an exhibitionist and prankster, I wouldn’t be surprised if he did it on purpose.

by maggie01 on Nov 2, 2009 10:38 PM PST reply actions  

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