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Burger Line vs. HTML Line - Get out the vote!



There have been outstanding line names in the history of hockey, from the Production Line to the French Connection to the Cash / Pizza Line... the latter featuring none other than Dany Heatley.

Outstanding line names, not surprisingly, are reserved for lines composed of outstanding players in their prime... though the Shelley-Roenick-C. Lemieux line did receive the moniker Monsters of Medicare.

The Heatley-Thornton-Marleau line has been dubbed the *Burger Line* by Randy Hahn, after 100 votes swayed his decision. 

Wait - and with much due respect to Mr. Hahn - WTF?!?

Heated Jumbo Patty (occasionally with Pickles).  Clever... once you explain it.

Many of you here at Fear the Fin have expressed admiration over another name, one that needs less explanation.

The HTML Line.

Heatley-Thornton-Marleau, not unlike Krutov-Larionov-Makarov.  While the "L" is redundant, it obviously fulfills the Silicon Valley-themed pun... which is kinda the point.

Look, I don't want to sway your vote here or anything.... but the Burger Line fucking sucks compared to the HTML Line, acronymic redundancy be damned.

If I seem like too much of a dissident, just remember = if we had to leave it to a popular vote, our team would have been called the San Jose Blades.

It may seem ironic that I'm calling on a popular vote to overturn a popular vote... ah to hell with it, just vote.

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