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BILLY FREAKING MAYS HERE ON BEHALF OF MY FRIENDS AT FEAR THE FIN. WHEN I'M NOT SELLING OXY CLEAN TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER AT TWO IN THE MORNING I'M SLEEPING. WHEN I'M NOT SLEEPING I'M WATCHING HOCKEY. AND WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING HOCKEY I'M GROWING THIS EPIC PLAYOFF BEARD. I'VE GOT A BEARD 24/7 BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS GOING FOR THE CUP, MY MIDDLE NAME IS STANLEY PEOPLE SO LISTEN UP DID I MENTION I HAVE A KILLER BEARD WHATEVER JUST LISTEN UP.

FEAR THE FIN HAS DECIDED TO OPEN UP AN ONLINE STORE AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. THE LINK CAN BE FOUND RIGHT HERE AMONGST MY VOICE BUT IF YOU'RE NOT CERTAIN HOW TO CLICK ON A LINK FOUND WITHIN A GROWN MAN'S VOICE I'M SURE THESE PEOPLE WILL PUT IT IN THE SIDEBAR OR SOMETHING. THE ECONOMY HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, THE SHARKS ARE MAKING A RUN FOR THE CUP IN ABOUT A MONTH, AND WE JUST BEAT MARTY TURCO IN HIS OWN BUILDING.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M FREAKING TALKING ABOUT.

I'VE SEEN MY SHARE OF PRODUCTS IN THE DAY, ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN OR SO, BUT THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN. JOIN YOUR FTF CREW AFTER THE JUMP FOR A LOOK AT A FEW OF THE PRODUCTS AND A REPRIEVE FROM MY YELLING BECAUSE THE OL PIPES ARE GOING HOARSE AND I NEED TO GO EAT A TWO POUND STEAK BEFORE HEADING HOME TO KNIT AND WATCH GILMORE GIRLS WITH MOM.

THANKS FOR HAVING ME GO BUY THIS STUFF BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO COME BACK HERE AND DO SOMETHING RASH DID I MENTION I HAVE A KILLER BEARD WHATEVER JUST GO BUY THIS STUFF.

Star-divide

Mr. Plank: (Uncovers ears) Is he finally gone?

That'll Cheech You: I'm pretty sure he is, but for some reason I can't find my wallet....wtf, why do we have 300 tubes of Oxy Clean, 10 Grabbers, and 450 tubes of Mighty Putty?

Plank: Who knows- are the kids safe?

TCY: Yes, yes they are.

(lovingly embrace)

Mr. K: Hey guys, what's with all the hoopla? Did I hear a wounded rhinoceraus who just lost her kids rumble through here or something?

Plank: Not exactly, but we'll get to that later. Just make sure to keep that hockey stick handy, we all may need it. Alright guys, shall we?

All: Let's do this thing.

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Think back to third grade. Your mom is going clothes shopping you. You send her off with a list of all the name brands that would vault you into extreme popularity. To your chagrin (you're a smart 8 year old, good vocabulary), she comes back with the most generic things possible. Adidas shoes with 4 stripes, shirts with reversed Nike swooshes, Reebach shorts. You wanted to die. Fast forward to today. Time to show mom who's boss (or at least, who stole the credit card). With an FTF shirt, people still wont know what the hell you are wearing. But it's not just a shirt with a logo, it's a shirt with our logo. That's gotta count for something.

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You know that picture from high school that your mother has up on the refrigerator? The one that wasn't there when you came home on a surprise visit, but that's not the point. Yeah, the picture with all the pimples airbrushed out of it, there's the one. Well wouldn't you like one of these nifty magnets hanging up on the fridge instead? Here's your chance to show your loved ones a thing or two about the internet, and reassure them that all the time you spend in front of that computer can be healthy. You're making friends after all!

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Here's one the ladies (and maybe some of the gents) will enjoy. Taking home a fellow Sharks fan after throwing down a few too many watery Bud Lights at HP Pavilion? Don't disrespect your one night stand with just any skimpy neglige. Treat them to the the real deal with Fear the Fin's saucy logo thong. It's complete with all the steamy-ness of the Gameday threads, the wit of your devoted FTF writers, and the mystery of a Sharks' second round ousting. Or just wear them around like any other underwear, we won't judge you for being boring. We can't promise we wont imagine the first scenario, though.

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It's a hard life out on the open road, but what better way to show your support across this great country with a Fear The Fin trucker hat! From Mos Eisley to Pencey Prep to Diagon Alley, hit the open road with a song in your heart and a blog on your nog.

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Water cooler talk getting you down? Ted from accounting won't let your get your two cents in? We have the solution. Just bring along your new Fear the Fin coffee mug and assert yourself. We can't guarantee people will listen to you, but we will say that the mug is made of heavy duty ceramic material. Material so durable that it's capable of inflicting serious head trauma. Legally, that's all we can say. Oh yeah, it's microwave safe too.

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You can find all of this stuff and more at www.cafepress.com/fearthefinstore. There will be a link on the sidebar, and we promise we will never bug you guys about buying anything ever again unless it's a brief notice that we have added more products. Also, any special requests for sizing and/or items can be made to fearthefin@gmail.com. Cafepress is really good about allowing us to add items/sizes, so don't be afraid to ask if something catches your eye.

Everything on there is almost at cost. All the profits we make (roughly one dollar per item) are being put back into the site in the form of prizes, promoting FTF at games, and future FTF events still in the pipeline.

Thanks again for always coming out and supporting the Sharks (as well as dealing with Billy Mays every once in awhile). March is only a weekend away.....

 

Go Sharks.

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If you carried XS

I’d seriously consider getting a tank top. Assuming the XS was suitably tiny.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 23, 2009 11:20 PM PST reply actions  

Can you see the photos?

They’re not coming up for me.

Fear The Fin: Keeping you from your obligations since 2008

by Mr. K. on Feb 23, 2009 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

here and in store

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 23, 2009 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I see the store photos fine...

But it’s coming up negative on the ol’ blog :-( Any suggestions?

Fear The Fin: Keeping you from your obligations since 2008

by Mr. K. on Feb 23, 2009 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see what we can do. Maybe kids sizes?

by TCY on Feb 23, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Gray...

We put up the Junior Spaghetti String Tank for you. We’re kinda limited on sizing/variety. I hope it works.

by TCY on Feb 23, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

I didn’t expect you all to do that. I’m a tiny market. Literally. But yeah “juniors” small is good.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 23, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez TCY, can’t you see Gray was bluffing about wanting one? Now she has to get one.

;)

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Feb 23, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

I was being serious, but I didn’t expect you to add stock on account of me

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 23, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Now

I just need to scrounge $20 :D

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 23, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it, adding inventory doesn’t cost us a cent at all. Cafepress is really good about allowing us to move different items in and out of stock.

In fact, I’ll make a note of it in the article.

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Feb 23, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh, good!

Etsy is .20 to add/renew an item. Not much, but a cost I keep in mind nonetheless.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 23, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

so when I finally find that second job

the tank is mine!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 24, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So you're telling me, Plank...

It wasn’t a wounded rhinoceraus? :-D

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by Mr. K. on Feb 23, 2009 11:27 PM PST reply actions  

You still have that hockey stick right? Billy is lurking, I can smell Oxy Clean……

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Feb 23, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet, I can see the photos now!

BTW, I added a very short but very notable stat in the intro to the game wrap – the front page part. It’s the first blue box.

Fear The Fin: Keeping you from your obligations since 2008

by Mr. K. on Feb 23, 2009 11:34 PM PST reply actions  

As a lazy coffee drinker

I often find myself in need of a clean cup for my daily caffeinated deliciousness. I mean, really, have you tried getting the blood off of ceramic after a good bludgeoning? It ain’t easy. Thanks FTF for helping me solve this problem which has prevented me from getting properly caffeinated.

TCY, I don’t know what you’re going to do with 450 tubes of Mighty Putty, but whatever you do, don’t eat it. It is not delicious candy. Despite what others may tell you.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Feb 24, 2009 6:35 AM PST reply actions  

16 thongs? Should I ask why?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Please don't...

I really, really, don’t want to know

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad

by Dave Valentine on Feb 24, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he wears them out! Duh!

by mepex on Feb 24, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I want to see pics of that!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Great weekend/early week

for coffee mugs. First a BSG “FRAK” mug, then an FTF logo mug… Good thing I’m up to about 6 cups a day

by Chicago Shark on Feb 24, 2009 7:32 AM PST reply actions  

I’m holding out for Fear the Fin crowd control barriers and the Fear the Fin home pregnancy test. Extra points for Fear the Fin Imitation Gruel.

by mepex on Feb 24, 2009 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

oh man

hoodies

curse your infinite stock options!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 24, 2009 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

Gotta admit… the hoodies are sick.

by TCY on Feb 24, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re woring on the logo… an all black hoodie will be available soon.

by TCY on Feb 24, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally understood.

We’ve got to get rid of the white background to facilitate colored material. Give us a little time, new stuff will roll out.

by TCY on Feb 24, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

that's unfairly tempting

Just so you know

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Feb 24, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I want ...

the made in u.s.a. t-shirt in black with the logo … for my boys … will that be available at all? not that I think I’m special and can make requests and all … but … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

We’ll see what we can do!

by TCY on Feb 24, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for the "all-whie" rpoduct line.

Sweatshirts are now available in Heather Gray as well. Black hoodies will be up tonight.

by TCY on Feb 24, 2009 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

With an FTF shirt, people still wont know what the hell you are wearing. But it’s not just a shirt with a logo, it’s a shirt with our logo.

Not to mention it’s a AWESOME logo

FTF: WAATMF (Where Acronyms are too much fun)

by idunno723 on Feb 24, 2009 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

Speaking of FTF apparel...

Would you wear this jersey?

FTF: WAATMF (Where Acronyms are too much fun)

by idunno723 on Feb 24, 2009 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

I think that was someone’s signature by the way. Credits to them.

FTF: WAATMF (Where Acronyms are too much fun)

by idunno723 on Feb 24, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn straigh. Although, I’d put my own number on it… no offense to Pav’s.

by TCY on Feb 24, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh 08?

I meant to put 07, the year FTF was born

FTF: WAATMF (Where Acronyms are too much fun)

by idunno723 on Feb 24, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like ike my avatar ;)

FTF: WAATMF (Where Acronyms are too much fun)

by idunno723 on Feb 24, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, better put on the away jersey ;) (I have to much time on my hands

FTF: WAATMF (Where Acronyms are too much fun)

by idunno723 on Feb 24, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome stuff

and spot-on Billy impression

And Mason said to god, "May my clutch shots go in" And God said, "Yes. Yes they may my son"

by KA1Z3R on Feb 24, 2009 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

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