wut the heck is up with the sharks?!

by idunno723 on Apr 24, 2009 2:19 PM PDT

so this is lik my first year watching the sharks. ive only watched abuot 2 and a half games and it dosent make ne sense. my friend said that they were like the best team in the major hockey league. i thought they were supposed 2 have like the most points but instead lost 2 the anehiem team. they played so bad in the 1st 2 quarters. aslo wut happened to joe thorton?? i thought he was suposed 2 score teh most points. i think he should be fired cuz hes almost the worst player ever. i think there best player so far was tory mitchel cuz hes been the best all season. i wunder wuts wrong wit patrick marlo. hes suposed to has score the most points. i thinks the sharks should jus play better than the anehiem team and try 2 beat them but 1st fire joe thorton

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BWAHAHAHA!!!!

idunno723, I laughed out loud. Good stuff – rec’d… or should I say “wrecked!”

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by Mr. K. on Apr 24, 2009 3:08 PM PDT reply actions

Agreed

Well done. When I woke up this morning and saw a dozen new fanposts had been posted, I knew what they were going to contain and I was a sad panda. I’m guessing a ton of people joined the site in the last 24 hours.

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by marcello on Apr 24, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions

yea seriously

and is it just me, or do all of them say “i’ve been a sharks fan for a long time” or “i’ve been reading the blog for a long time” and follow up with “but i just signed up now for reasons unknown”?

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by serrapadre716 on Apr 24, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, where the hell have they been before now?

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by Lurker Shark on Apr 24, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Lurking...

dun dun duuuuuuuun

by Chicago Shark on Apr 24, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Possibly.

By why come by now for the sole purpose of crapping in my cornflakes? Now granted cornflakes are fairly flavorless and these might be just a little stale. And while I might want to add some flavor to them, I’m never going to want that flavor to be poop.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 24, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions

No PoopFlakes?

Well, I lurked reading the comments for most of the regular season before my balls got big enough to actually sign up and make comments. I must confess, I’ve been a Sharks fan (in terms of actually following the team and knowing players/rules and having opinions about said players/rules) since about 2003. I stumbled across this blog as a loyal Puck Buddy (Wyshinski, you stink!), and it has filled my need for hockey news and views generally and Sharks news and views specifically since about August of 08. Granted, there are some folks out there who take pleasure from pooping in your bland, stale breakfast cereal, but many of us are just as disgusted by PoopFlakes as you are.

by Chicago Shark on Apr 24, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahahahhahahahahahahaha, front page city.

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by Mr. Plank on Apr 24, 2009 4:21 PM PDT reply actions

AMAZING

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by Matthew_Taylor on Apr 24, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions

I wasn't planning on stopping by here today

but after reading this, I am so glad I did. Rec city.

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by CTGray on Apr 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions

I'm just so glad someone addressed this so eloquently.

I was beginning to think that no one saw the same game I did.

All this positivity on this site has started to get to me.

I saw a homeless guy on the street corner, he asked me for change and I didnt kick him to death! It’s unbelievable what the positivity espoused on this website in the last 18 hours has done for my life. For one, I’m not going back to Juvie for the senseless murder of another hobo!

Idunno723, I am so glad that you have put down your thoughts to share with us. My poor, unbattered, homeless friend thanks you too.

Yours Sincerely
Morti,
Not killing Hobo’s since 4/23/2009

by Morti on Apr 24, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs