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Sharks Playoff Gameday: It Just Takes One

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One win, sixty minutes or otherwise, evens this series. What a beautiful day to be alive.

In terms of matchups tonight, it's completely reasonable to think that (even with the last change) Carlyle won't have a Herculean advantage when trying to nullify San Jose's surging first line. Big Joe & Co. saw the majority of their shifts against Getzlaf in game five, and although that has burned the Sharks before, it is entirely possible reuniting the reinvigorated first line will continue to pay off dividends.

I'm not sure if this is a trend, but it's interesting- both wins this series came after an "emotional" change to the team. Torrey Mitchell's return in game three brought a 4-3 victory, while a meeting between McLellan and his big guns prompted last night's win. While they don't have any opportunities left in that regard, having Carlyle question the validity of your game winning goal could be some decent bulletin board material. It's either that or call and see if Arturs Irbe would like to suit up for one last playoff run.

On another semi-related note that's probably more relevant anything we have written during the course of the playoffs thus far, line one will be forever known as the Metropolitan Transit System (MTS for short). We're going as far as that line can take us.

Bring it on back to San Jose boys.

Prediction: Sharks win 4-1. Goals by Boyle, Ehrhoff, Marleau, and Pavelski. All four of them are ripped through Hiller's five hole. Epic imagery there by the way. Enjoy it.

 

Go Sharks.

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Sharks can do it!

Go Sharks!
Let’s bring this back to San Jose.

The Capitals were down 3-1 to the Rangers in the series and just pulled a game 7 today. We can do it too!

Where hockey injuries in San Diego are thumb blisters from playing too much NHL 09

by Will Bulldozer on Apr 27, 2009 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm placing my bets that Jamie Bakers

Wanders down from the Radio Booth to give the Sharks a pre-game 6 pep talk.

I’m going with Torrey Mitchell scores a garbage-goal game-winner to bring the series back to the Tank.

Where hockey injuries in San Diego are thumb blisters from playing too much NHL 09

by Will Bulldozer on Apr 27, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Sharks come out on top

Two series are eerily alike in this Round 1, Sharks/Ducks and Caps/Rangers………I look for the same kind of performance tonight from the Sharks that the Caps put out, and if Nabby can keep his 5 hole closed, we might even beat them by more than 1 goal!!

Think Wednesday in the Tank!!!

Go Sharks!! I’ll be watching from Louisiana!!!

by Tahoe on Apr 27, 2009 2:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Back to the Tank

GO SHARKS! Seeing what the Caps have done has to put a fire in everybody’s belly.

by Indy Shark on Apr 27, 2009 5:47 AM PDT reply actions  

One more win.

GO SHARKS!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 6:36 AM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

I’ve said it before – Sharks have the talent, just need the heart. They can take this series, just one game at a time.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:40 AM PDT reply actions  

sorry ang couldnt talk to you until today…too upset…hehe

what ended up happeneing…u meet some cuu sharks fans on saturday?

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep yep! everyone is a riot … have met some before … some new ones on Saturday … but then had to book early and go have some adult fun … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

adult fun? please go further!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

well ya know … a little touch here … a little touch there … and some real drinks … emphasis on the real drinks … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight's game

The first goal is going to be so huge… I we score it, our confidence should continue to increase. If Anaheim scores first it plays right into their hands of being able to clog up the neutral zone and kill all our speed. Here’s to hoping they come out like a house on fire again and maybe even “bump” into Hiller a time or two to soften him up. A 3-0 first period lead would be nice.

by BleedingTheTeal on Apr 27, 2009 6:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm going with Will's prediction tonight.

Torrey Micthell scores and gets cute face of his splattered all over the news. We win the game and they bring all back to san jose to show if off again.
GO SHARKS!

"The Cup stops here"

by Sharksfan4ever on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

my keys to the game

1. make them defend against more one line
2. give us a good game Nabby PLEASE

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Game 1 of a 1 game series

Since everyone is predicting stuff, I predict that I finish my coffee in 15 minutes and have nothing else to look forward to until 9:30 CDT.

Go Sharks

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 AM PDT reply actions  

ugh god

i hate central time on these days

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, I went to Loyola for 4 years

and will be graduating from there in May with a Master’s. I used to work at the Panera up there like 4 years ago.

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

I went to Panera yesterday. At least the weather is nice today!

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

how funny.

i am experiencing the same thing.

coffee-wise. not time zone.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

well

i have been preparing myself emotionally for a 1st round exit, but it seems no one on the team is doing the same.

this game will be decided in the 1st 5 minutes.

i think someone on cheech/roenick/mitchells line gets a goal. maybe all three at the same time simultaneously push the puck across the line.

Go Sharks.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Go Sharks!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

J.R

I think JR gets a goal tonight its a big game he loves coming up big in these situations. I say 3-2 another ot See ya at the tank weds

by Shizark on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

It all comes down to this...

Will they bring it or will they mail it in?

by HitThePost on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

What happened...

to all the Chicken Littles? I thought the sky was falling!

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

On my part, my negativity was a direct result of Game 4's non-performance

Although I was preparing myself for what seemed inevitable at the time, I’ve realized that I wasn’t giving the team enough credit. Game 5 was a good example of that, and I for one am looking forward to Game 6 being another.

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s no longer in style. It will be again come game time.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not as fun to comment

when the team wins!

Losing brings in the crazies!

by freesia39 on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least this means

all the people no one has ever heard of are not filling the room

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me = Slow

i never got the Chicken Little reference… =\

"I watch the Wings a lot," says Thornton. "They're the NHL's second-best team."

by Swift Kick in the Goc on Apr 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well Mr K has disappeared.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Sharks

Sharks lead 2-1 all game and score an empty-netter to barry the hatchet

Goals: Michalek, Marleau, Seto

Bak to SJ for the series win…

by Bernie Nichols on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Bring on the Blackhawks!

er, well, maybe that’s premature.

Being able to beat the Ducks at the top of their game will be huge for the Sharks. They gotta do it.

Don’t be surprised if it gets chippy tonight. Where do we find out which ref?

by DetroiterInNorCal on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 AM PDT reply actions  

NOOO DON'T DO THAT

I counted my chickens before they hatched and bought tickets to the Anaheim series before the Sharks finished off whoever they were playing that season. (God I can’t even remember what year this was. 2 years ago I think.)

Sharks didn’t do the job, and I got stuck with tickets to the Anaheim frickin Ducks. My only solace was I got to watch Friesen score a goal.

And that I managed to sneak into the Countrywide luxury box in the third period.

by freesia39 on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a theory...

but I may just be dumb, it seems the best way around Hiller is with a tip. Marleau got a game winner that way. Anyone else feel this way?

by SharksFanTillDeath on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

For sure

No goalie can anticipate a tip. Good call.

San Jose Sharks

by Bernie Nichols on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Prediction

JR comes out of nowhere and just takes the game over much like his did in the Calgary series last year. Murray continues to make the Ducks feel like their in a pinball machine. Ryan continues to shine as a rookie (I’ll admit his dive over Nabby to score was a pretty good goal but his others have just been unhindered slot shots) to make things interesting, but the Sharks take it back in the end.

by SirVenro on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

The Sharks will win

in epic foosball fashion. Plank Carlyle will bitch about a non foos call, but that won’t affect the outcome.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

haha, win

I sound like a kid who just hit puberty. Yelling at the TV will only worsen this condition. That’s my prediction.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

My voice

is absolutely shot. The yelling, coupled with the extreme intake of alcohol, did a number on my pipes.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

and yet

we’d both abuse our vocal cords again if it means we get a game 7, right?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will get a loan if this goes to 7. I need tix.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

srsly

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will get a loan if this goes to 7. I need tix.

I will get a loan if when this goes to 7. I need tix.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for the correction!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

try adding having bronchitis to the equation … my throat hurts like you wouldn’t believe!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I just answered a call from our client (work-related)

and had to explain why i sounded like a bullfrog having sex with a mouse. Fun times. Voice=almost back just in time to get thrashed again.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were QUACKING

at people during intermission.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes,

why do you ask?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWINE FLU....

go cough on the Ducks bench please

by GeeEssDub on Apr 27, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya man.

I was in the crowd at game 4. Drank (too much) with Sleek, Plank, and Co. before and after the game, heckled and yelled at the surrounding Ducks fans so much that I blew my voice out, bad. I had a business presentation the folowing morning. I was so hungover and raspy I had to tell the guy that I had the flu, which is why I couldn’t talk or string together coherent thoughts.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the game winner will come on 32 deeks and a HIller own goal...
The Sharks will win in epic foosball fashion

Do we get to yell “foos” if we turn it over in our own zone?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I say yes!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goals by Boyle, Ehrhoff, Marleau, and Pavelski. All four of them are ripped through Hiller’s five hole. Epic imagery there by the way. Enjoy it.

Now that’s just nasty. Well done Plank, well done.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT reply actions  

LETS

GO

SHARKS!!!

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Keep Dreaming!

The “RPG” line (Ryan, Perry, & Getzlaf) will dominate as they have all series. Hiller (aka Swiss Bliss) will get his 3rd shot out of the SERIES! Only way the Sharks can win is if they get the benifit of 8 PP. Ducks will win 4-0 (again). GO DUCKS!!!!

by Shark Killer on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Well if Anaheim got called for interference every time they try and illegaly clog the neutral zone

we would have 8 PP’s, at least.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swiss Bliss?

Does any one think that kinda sounds like a lube of some sort?

Is that what Hiller will use when Boyle, Ehrhoff, Marleau, and Pavelski rip through his five hole?

shivers

The imagery is all bad…but the game 7 is all good.

by Juicebag on Apr 27, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cheechoo and JR have gotten away murder!

I agree they don’t call us for interfearance, but watch Cheechoo leave his feet on EVERY hit (that’s a charge). I am not saying we are getting screwed or anything like that, but don’t think for a second that you are either. Your team has been loosing for two reasons. 1) lack of production from your top 2 lines. 2) Hiller has been the best player on the ice all series.

Let’s not forget the Ducks have BEEN there and have more playoff experience!

by Shark Killer on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Fair.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Only a duck fan would enjoy trying to spoil Sharks fan’s time rather than spend time with his fellow quack fans.

Go home quack!

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

A joke my fellow Sharks fans should get

Not to say Cheech isn’t doing whatever, but you know he leaves his feet all the time, right? ;)

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know

That wasn’t my point. And a quack has no business talking about players leaving their feet when that is their franchise motto. I’ve seen virtually every duck leave their feet on hits this series.

That is the epitome of a duck fan. Bitch about things that opponents do when your team does it more. Even their dumb-ass announcers have been bitching all series long.

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

welcome to the playoffs, mate

Shark Killer is just giving us his/her P.O.V. Doesn’t mean we have to agree

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're the Al Murray (Pub Landlord) of FTF, Morti

And I don’t just say that because you’re English…. ok, I lied. :-D

Rec’d, of course.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Al make it over here? I havent seen or heard about him in quite a few years.

Oi!!, Ladies Present!

by Morti on Apr 27, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheechoo

isn’t leaving his feet in an effort to charge… He’s leaving his feet because that’s the way he skates and is in the process of falling. Every Sharks fan knows that duh! Oh yeah, you’re a Duck fan…

by Pizzle on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the risk of sounding preachy...

Mark 9:24 – “Immediately the boy’s father exclaimed, ‘I DO BELIEVE; HELP ME OVERCOME MY UNBELIEF!’”

GO SHARKS – GAME 7 BABY!!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

And yes

I did say originally that the Sharks would be done if they dropped Game 2. Damn Chicken Little….

I’m happy to report, however, that the Chicken Little in me committed suicide Saturday night at roughly 10:05pm PST.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ready for a good time!

Hey Plank, you going to AC/DC in September? I’m thinking about it.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea yet, but if I do, you’ll be the third or fourth to know.

What a band.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You'd better fucking believe it.

The top line is going to fuck some shit up tonight. I am not joking.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be in whine country

Not bitching at all. I am simply saying if you don’t get 8 PP you will loose. I was being nice and not taking any shots, but lets not pretend we like each other. The Sharks are again showing they can’t hang under pressure. Goaltending wins championships (we have two championship calibur Goalies you have 0). We have the (RPG line) you have the (can’t cut it in the playoffs line). We have a Stanley Cup (you have a presidents cup). Need I say more???

by Shark Killer on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions  

The Sharks are again showing they can’t hang under pressure.

So that’s why we’re going to Game 6?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if they don’t call it “loose” we will “lose.” ’Preciate that won.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

why do people always bring up the Cup thing?

It has little bearing on any year beyond the Cup winning one. (and you won’t convince me it matters, so don’t bother) Sharks have gotten to R3 before. It’s not the same as the SCF but it’s not like they’re sniffing the post season for the first time. I personally don’t evaluate seasons based on passed ones. Compare and contrast, but they really have little effect on each other.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

here's my prediction...

If the Sharks win tonight and force a 7th game Shark Killer will not show his duck like puss around this board for the verbal tongue lashing he’ll have deserved

by GeeEssDub on Apr 27, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you…but just keepin it real Morti.

At this point, prediction of a Sharks win is less than a certainty

by GeeEssDub on Apr 27, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

(we have two championship calibur Goalies you have 0)

I wonder, which goalie was it that won last year’s World Championship for Russia? I think it was this one guy, Evgeni Nabokov? Now, that name seems mighty familiar…

Oh, “can’t cut it in the playoffs line”? Who has the second most playoff goals since the lockout, only after Iginla? That’s right, Patrick Marleau. Who also has 10 playoff GWG. But that has been gone over ad nauseam in this blog – you really do need to check the archives.

Late, but hey. Furthering my education or whatever you people call what we do in school.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

also...

is it really fair to call a goalie who has played 69 career games championship caliber?

I don’t think that fits the definition any way you spell it.

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, to be fair, Hiller won a few Swiss championships.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missed you!

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhm...

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

all the guy was missing was a parros-esque ’stache!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh … okay

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I saw this during the telecast, wondered if anyone else picked up on it, but it had me laughing pretty hard.

by Teas on Apr 27, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was NORTH Carolina

they do even weirder shit down here in SC

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the same one they throw for going up 3-2 in the series. Just sayin’.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

one with ponies

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

man

i wish i had gotten the memo!!!!!!!!

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t mistake our faith in our team as anything more then that.

by Teas on Apr 27, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably won't be around for the GDT . . .

but here’s one Blues fan wishing the Sharks the best of luck in Game 6.

Kick some ass, seabass!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Whattup, DK!

The irony of this – if the Ducks win tonight, you and (I certainly hope) most of us FTFers will be rooting for them in their WCSF matchup with the Dead Things.

But that’s not going to happen – GO SHARKS!!! MAKE SOME HISTORY, BABY!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh … I won’t be part of that “most”. Just can’t do it. Never!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. In the case of that happening, I switch to rooting for someone in the East.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be rooting for

That one really tall ref/Linesman.

by Morti on Apr 27, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cvik?

That’s the one official that I hate. He has this irrational hatred of Pavelski, or at least he does according to me. Phantom headbutt, phantom dive, and phantom trip all called on Pavs when Cvik was the closest linesman (and, in the case of the headbutt, he was the one that actually directed the refs to call it). For that, I hate him.

Unless you mean some other really tall official (although I can’t think of any), so in that case disregard what I wrote, lol

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah! I did not connect the bad calls and the giant linesman

I am merely rooting for him because he is massive. No other reason.

by Morti on Apr 27, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, most people don’t tend to keep track of things like that. I just noticed it the first time because he was so big, and then kept an eye out whenever he was officiating, which happened to coincide with the phantom calls on Pavelski.

Probably just a coincidence, but eh, I like irrationally hating officials with circumstantial reasons. Its fun.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will leave you alone

Trust me when I say I know what its like to be close and not quite get there. The Ducks went to the cup and lost in game 7 to NJ. two years later they lost in game 7 of the western cofrence finals (damn Pronger). If the Sharks can get a TRUE #1 Goalie the will eventually win a few cups. Good luck tonight should be a VERY phisical game (just they way we like it).
GO DUCKS!!!

by Shark Killer on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

looking forward to it, mate!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

We trust you Shark Killer...

Now go troll on your own board, or at least have the decency to show up after you lose tonight to take your beating like a man…

by GeeEssDub on Apr 27, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly civil...

Much appreciated.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Sharks!!!

I for one hope they don’t try to go 5 hole all game. Hiller can be beaten up high. Love the effort goal that ended game 5. We need more of this type of effort, (not to mention goals).

"AN, Reducing Work Productivity since 2003", connie mack 11/06/08

by adragon on Apr 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Play a full 60 tonight boys!

Come out strong, come out desperate and win all three periods! Let’s go boys, give the Tank a Game 7!

by Teas on Apr 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Five minutes of Hell.

  I’m hoping to see Nabby bring his game face and have a stellar performance and would love to see the defense get in the act on scoring. Goals from Blake, Marleau and Seto. Also, would scream like a little school girl if Grier can get a shorty, assisted by Mitchell or Blake.

GO SHARKS!

by Suisun Dan on Apr 27, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love to see

Thornton and Getzlaf drop the gloves, followed shortly by Thornton dropping Getzlaf.

Right after the opening puck drop. I’m sure Getzlaf has been thinking a lot about all the garbage he took from Big Joe Saturday night.

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i would love to see

the referees calling the game correctly. penalties please.

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on Apr 27, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS

im looking for a big game from the linesman. Hopefully he can throw some checks on some ducks this time

by tiburon on Apr 27, 2009 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

or..

Or a Duck fan throw the “keys to the camper” and hit him in the face.

 - of course I wouldn’t condone that sort of behavior from any fan at The Tank.

by Suisun Dan on Apr 27, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

RE: I would love to see

I too would love to see Thornton TRY and drop the gloves. I will take your BEST player off the ice for 5 min. Not to mention if that happened Parros would beat down Cheechoo.

by Shark Killer on Apr 27, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I find it borderline hillarious...

that you still don’t have a BOC account.

Fearthefin ain’t fo you, bucko.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should totally blast this guy too.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I should, but

I’m still too hungover from your house to get drunk enough to talk like that.

Also sorry for hitting my head on your wall after you two destroyed Plank and I at that miniature soccer game.

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No problem bud. You’re welcome anytime.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s welcome to bang his head anytime?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's to hoping

eventually the loss of brain cells will have a positive effect on my personality.

There’s nowhere to go but up!

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ANG (pronounced like angry)

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha! and you know, you aren’t the only one who has gotten that wrong! ugh!

Ang!! As in ANGIE!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

believe it or not

I posted this before reading your above comment about the same thing.

I felt like a douche the next day. Thanks for your understanding though.

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again man, no problems. It was fun having you guys over.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you remember that?!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember everything...

except for which team I played as in NHL 09. I just know that I had a Staal.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that means

I can’t just make stuff up and convince you it happened? Darn!

I can still do that with Plank, right?

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir.

I know you’re not a sir… but do you remember how many times Plank would say that to me in a row?!

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes sir

yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir… he had an awesome cause of verbal diarrhea. He couldn’t stay quiet even when you told him to.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was hilarious

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on Apr 27, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha also

Your first sentence makes it sound like Joe would have trouble taking his gloves off.

Your second sentence makes it sound like you (Shark Killer) will actually move Joe Thornton.

And just the fact that Parros’ mustache is thicker and fuller than Cheech’s doesn’t mean he would win in a fight.

Also, if you would like to reply to a comment in the future (I hope you never ever do ever again ever), click the “reply” link at the bottom of said comment.

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nabby's 5 Hole Stats

I just watched all the replays on NHL.com. Some are hard to tell, but I’m pretty sure this is right.

Goals Allowed:13
Five Hole Goals Allowed: 7
Goals Allowed on Shots From Point/Above Circles: 5
Five Hole Goals on Shots From Point/Above Circles: 3

So, 53.8% of the goals allowed by Nabby this series have been to the five hole, and 42.8% of those goals were from shots far from the net.

Excuse me as I barf.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Funny thing is, there really haven’t been a ton of great shots on Nabby. He just hasn’t been making the saves.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i really think

the only game the ducks flat out deserved to win was game 4

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you there.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the strange thing is

it doesn’t usually take this long for Nabby to turn around his game, does it?

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to fear that this is the Nabokov we’ll have for the entire playoffs.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with you there

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope you wrong

if he doesn’t step up, then our offense needs to big time, kind of like what’s happening in detroit and osgood.

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on Apr 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately we don’t really have any very good alternatives do we

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is Sexy...

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

give all the ducks boners, throw them off their game

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have a mad man crush on that guy

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you...

I’m gay for prospects.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I call both Sexsmith and Couture. Both Mine.

In all seriousness though, I think we’re going to do an “Adopt a prospect day” in the offseason. Fun times.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

couture had a goal the other night when wocester clinched,

he is centering the second line right now

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's centering the top line

in my heart.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

/me head desks

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that line was terrible

I felt like I was in a run down bar getting hit on by that line

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought that line was pure gold.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

only in your mind, TCY. Only in your mind.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it was yellow at least...

covered in cheese.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to know what you do with cheese and prospects in your spare time

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly not on his "anti" list

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought only Plank had an anti list…you holding out on us TCY?

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one...

He just never let me talk long enough to get to it!

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

do tell!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah vesce has had one hell of a season,

so he’s centering line one, i still question whether or not he will make a huge impact due to his size but he’s a great skater with tremendous playmaking ability

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn't look that great when he was up

but he didn’t really get too much time, and probably not in his best role

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he looked pretty good, actually.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speed, good hands… he’d be ok in a fourth line role.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dude is

phenomenal playmaker, check his stats, he’s been great whereever he’s been

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe it

i’m not saying i don’t like him, I just dont think he had a chance to show much when he was up

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get it,

yeah thats whats tough about prospect call ups, they get inserted into a checking line, and have nothing to work with

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sportsnet.ca scouts say...

Pros: Has the ability to put points on the board, especially at lower levels. Works very hard and is also feisty

Cons: Is rather diminutive, so he struggles against big defensemen. Also struggles in his defensive-zone coverage.

Potential: Reserve forward.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is spot on,

my exact thoughts on him vs big defenseman, think about him vs pronger yikes

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what they said about Mitchell...

but Vesce is a bit older, and hasn’t quite stuck. If he’s going to be an NHLer, it’s gonna be as a wing (the Sharks are loaded with C’s), and probably in a fourth line / penalty killing role.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love mitchell

hope we resign him hope he stays healthy

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heathy Mitchell. I like what I’ve seen.

Plihal is good though, and has shown skill. Who knows.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell here

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

mitchell for me too

So far the highpoint of Plihal is the great game he had game 6 in dallas last year. Both promising, but Mitchell is exciting and loveable

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell

Pitting my favorite player against a player that occasionally gets on my nerves… How ever will I choose?

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OoooOoooOOooo

Tough one.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

but those stats are ugly. nabby’s got to step it up.

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on Apr 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you need to pay attention in class.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

i have free period right now. and don’t even bother telling me to do my homework because i think i already forgot what it was.

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on Apr 27, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is hard to tell on some of them,

i only saw 4 that were obvious, but i could be wrong

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I watched them all a few times.

8 were possibilities, 4 were w/o a doubters. You can also tell by Nabby’s body language which ones went 5-hole, that’s how I got there.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea...

4/13 is too much, let alone 7/13

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!!

and whose going to be here tonight? because last game’s thread was dead.

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on Apr 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's an away game...

so I’d say most of us.

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be here. Half thinking of buying a ticket for game 7 WHEN the Sharks win tonight. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I MUST HAVE TICKET$

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by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

AfroPuff and I already have plans to go to game 7

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to convince myself that I dont’ have children to feed.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am certain I can pay Afro back in installments, so it’s all good

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

part of me wants to stay away

because I was gone for game 5 and they won. But I was here for G3 and they won that, and I’m not going to be at the Tank tonight (obviously)
I’m torn, but knowing me, I’ll be here.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it really doesn't matter

I sat through the game 3 win and was out for dinner and bowling during game 5 and they won both, so I say phooey to superstitions!

*rubs his cleanly shaved face *

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be chatting away as well

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

because of all the trolls and naysayers

and lack of regulars, I stayed away last game. I think it’s best I do the same again tonite.

Not that I’m superstitious or anything…just saying

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by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s terrible

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A strong resemblance?

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by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if they stick around they won't be randoms...

I mean, weren’t we all randoms at some point? Aren’t we all random at many points on a consistently random basis?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you on the superstitions, Dave

I’m personally confused – for Game 4, I went out to eat (as is usually good luck before Sharks games). Problem though – the good luck was always for HOME GAMES. I take full credit for the loss. For Game 5, I had Una Mas nachos at the Tank – and wouldn’t you know it? A win!

Soooo… as much as I want to go out for sushi (and yes, I know that particular dish is bad luck for you, Dave), I’m going to fix something up at home for the greater good. For Game 7, I’ll get my Una Mas nachos again.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're thinking.....

That’s what it takes

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by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you still here, Dave

I need your highly coveted food opinion on dinner (pick me a lucky dish!)
Hayashi rice mix OR Curry, japanese style

yeah I know, they look and taste fairly similar, but they are different!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm all over the curry

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love

all Asian curry….Indian….Meh…

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by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curry it is!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yummmy

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by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yus!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The what-if NHL Semifinals lineup

In the Eastern Conference…

  • Boston plays the Rangers if New York wins Game 7, otherwise they play Pittsburgh.
  • If Washington wins, they play either New Jersey or Carolina (depending on who wins).
  • If New York and Carolina both win, then Pittsburgh will play Carolina.

In the Western Conference…

  • If the Sharks WIN, they will play either Chicago or Calgary.
  • If Anaheim wins (NONONONO), they will play Detroit.
  • If Anaheim wins, then Vancouver will play either Chicago or Calgary.
  • If San Jose wins, then Detroit will play Vancouver.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoops, error

Washington could play Pittsburgh in Round 2, if New Jersey wins. Washington can’t play Carolina.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT

Wrong again….

Boston is in (1)
Pittsburgh is in (4)

If Carolina wins (6) and Washington wins (2), then Ovechkin and Crosby will go at it.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

which would be pretty sweet

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bettman has his New Jersey and New York voodoo dolls ready

And his cronies (i.e. the zebras) will do everything in their power to allow Carolina and Washington to win tomorrow night.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't NBC have

a hardon for the rangers though?

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

If Carolina wins and Washington wins, then Boston will play Carolina.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

if/when the Sharks win, I don’t care who they get. It could be then ten butted monkey men from space, so long as they advance.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think some of the Calgary defensemen

Are ten-butted.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could be correct

but they aren’t monkey men from space. Still, an exceptionable substitute.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

With his space-age spin-o-rama

Brian Campbell might fit the bill. However, he only has two asses, one of which is above his neck. Can’t have it all…

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I can try

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The error-free (?) NHL Semifinal scenarios

In the East…

  • If Carolina AND Washington win Game 7, then Boston plays Carolina, and Washington plays Pittsburgh. Ovechkin vs. Crosby? Place your bets, people!
  • If Carolina AND New York win Game 7, then Boston will play the Rangers, and Pittsburgh will play Carolina. Gary Bettman yawns at this scenario.
  • If New Jersey AND Washington win Game 7, then Boston plays Pittsburgh, and New Jersey plays Washington. Philly fans will be torn over who to boo more.
  • If New Jersey AND New York win Game 7, then Boston plays New York, and New Jersey plays Pittsburgh.

In the West….

  • If San Jose AND Chicago advance, then they play each other, while Detroit plays Vancouver.
  • If San Jose AND Calgary advance, then they play each other, while Detroit still plays Vancouver.
  • If Anaheim advances, they play Detroit. Vancouver will play the winner of the Chicago / Calgary series.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Touche

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

plank who will be punching who today?

i hope i get a good smack from you today!!!

i mean what the hell….3-1…i thought the sharks didnt have heart….your suppose to follow the media……your killing me man

(im fucking around any new sharks fans)

heres to a good game….peeps

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

omg ! I’m nervous!!!! do the Sharks realize they have my mental health in their hands?? ugh!!! pls pls pls!! (and I know I’ve been asking this alot lately) but pls hockey gods favor us tonight (and always). for all that is good in this world, favor the Sharks to win!!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ang

You’ve gotta promise not to pick your nose….or something like that to get them to listen

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by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey I’ll do whatever (yes WHATever) works!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh

I’m headed to the basement with the trolls to blog about this

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

just dont eat it…..

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sucking good?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

(im fucking around any new sharks fans)

Shit, all of our new fans probably were you new best friend…I don’t think we’ve had a bandwagoneer yet who had something constructive or positive to say

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Case in point?

see below

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

’nuff said

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

that was meant to be a reply

by racsan on Apr 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks are gonna lose. I can feel it in my bones.

by racsan on Apr 27, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

on second thought

It just might be the fact that I went to the gym today for the first time in like a month.

by racsan on Apr 27, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you need some of the Myoplex VERSUS keeps pimping…

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you really wanna take something from a company that had a backup QB as their sponsor? just sayin’… :P

"I watch the Wings a lot," says Thornton. "They're the NHL's second-best team."

by Swift Kick in the Goc on Apr 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

now im done.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW I'm done

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

back up QB is making more than me. Can’t be that bad.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

backup kicker probably makes more than all of us too…

"I watch the Wings a lot," says Thornton. "They're the NHL's second-best team."

by Swift Kick in the Goc on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sign me up

I don’t actually have to be good, right?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't work out too hard

or you’ll have to be carried away on the waahhhmbulance

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outta here

Heading out to an undisclosed location for viewing. See ya’ll after the game for some celebratory e-beers (I’m picking up your tab Valentine).

Go Sharks.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmmm undisclosed … sounds mysterious

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're my man

Have I told you that lately?

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Brashear got 6 games for that hit and his pre game shenanigans.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I read bout that

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like a lot for a guy not named avery

by racsan on Apr 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the dude has a reputation,

and they tend to over penalize when you have a reputation

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a fairly nasty hit, imo. Questionable at best. They penalize based on injury as well. Broke the other guy’s orbital bone.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, didn’t see that. Fair penalty then, imo. The result of the infraction should definitely come into play.

by racsan on Apr 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Smith

Has awesome hair.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Drop the puck already!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It feels weird not to have you here drinking.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwwww you miss everyone?? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure do!

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

Well I’m here drinking. We’re gonna have to do that again sometime.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not in as much force (drinking wise) but sure.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably a good idea there.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be sure to bring plenty of snacks

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm....snacks....

can’t watch sharks on an empty stomach

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

there ya go bakes

give em some karma, bring the energy.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bakes could kill Reis

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

reis is trash.

reis: think Versus.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staying away from FTF tonight...

I’ll be back between periods. Go SHARKS!

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

why was kawakami on talking hockey?

pollock too good for the cameras?

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Kawakami and Purdy...

blech.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

vomit

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO BABY!!!!

starting to freak out here they need to drop the puck already

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi fellow Silicon Valleyiers and Sharks fans that are not Silicon Valleyiers!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

geez randy, ya wino.

lay off the sauce!

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

I missed something

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

randy hahn

has playoff scratch. beard mode. and it is a bit homeless.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

darn i got excited thinking he was drunk or something

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

emotionally aroused ...

I like that … ;)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

you would

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pop that beer (or beers), and grab a comfy seat..

IT’S GAME TIME BABY! LET’S GO SHARKS!!!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

what about zero indulgence?

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

zero indulgence in self pity

just win

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

GO FREAKIN SHARKS. GEEZ.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS !!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!!!!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHAAAAAAAAARKS!!!!!!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GO JOE!!!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG JOE!!!!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

holy cow!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YES!!!!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

JOE'S PISSED!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha! Holy Shit!

YOU GO, BIG JOE!!!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

PP!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YES PP time!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s GO SHARKS!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dayum

I got screwed out of a ticket for this game. I knew it.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN HILLER!

We’re so close!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I missed the fight because I was cooking ;_; I will require linkage later

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

how was the fight,

game is blacked out here until 10 because the Hawks are on for some reason

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

a draw

Joe seemed to have more leverage but no punches landed

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

slight edge thorton

he got a good shot in toward the end, but pretty standard, no big blows either way

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

last I saw it was 2-0 … has it changed?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still 2-0

Khabibulin is making some sick saves

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe started out yapping

I think Getzlaf wanted to turn the check but just got tired of being challenged and it was on. The refs were like holy shit.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wud you guys feed Joe?

whatever it was it lit a fire under his azz

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well he wanted to go last game

but Getzlaf is a little bitch who didn’t want to go if he wasn’t at home

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to see it coming

especially given the almost shenanigans on the opening faceoff the other night, with Joe goading Getzlaf

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA!

man i like how we’re playing

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm here for the 1st period

Then off to my friend’s house for the rest of the game.

GO SHARKS.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOO!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean another?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly what I meant

didn’t mean to make you feel left out, just been interesting with all the new faces

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOO!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that it has.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I just joined the thread

didn’t have a chance to see who all was in yet

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't really

until just now. Had to make food

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

another PP!

and thorton out of the box for this one!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PP!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta make them pay for these shenanigans!

Light that lamp, boys!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks outshooting 6-1

For those interested. Watch that go up in the PP.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Sharks … score first … score often … and win!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

darn every pass is getting blocked

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like we're being stymied

If that’s how you spell it…

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

aren't you the English teacher?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta win this draw...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

boucheman

got cracked on the ankle and went off

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I can already feel my throat getting angry having only shouted at a few close chances for the sharks

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

had a bitch of a time finding a game feed. finally did and now I can join the action here

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hey stranger

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Nice to see you SLGT people.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dooks

my Blues brother

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PP!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess not,

 Dan was saying how Moen was getting one too

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe vs Getz

round 2?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We're playing great

now let the score show it! PLEASE!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

i only just woke up, what did i miss?

by tiburon on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe

Dropping the gloves with Baldy.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh

joe fought getzlaf, and we’ve had 3 straight pp’s

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO. who won?

by tiburon on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fight on the first drop of puck

Getz vs Joe. Draw, maybe slight edge Joe

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MILAN!!!!!!!!!!!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MILAN!!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!

WOOOO!!!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Way to make them pay!!!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oh damn!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

holy cow! not pretty!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

you guys want Moller-esque goal calls?

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I FEEL THE NEED...FOR SPEED!!!

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOOKS!!!

What’s happening, brother?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a lot man. spent like 15 minutes searching for a game feed and the only ones I could find either didn’t work or had the Chicago game on it instead. very frustrating.

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we win tonight and Wednesday

We should have a SLGT and FTF party – CHUCK FICAGO!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

Danny wants Duck blood.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is the idiot who cuts to the goal cam

where there is a scrum BEHIND the net?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM VROOM PARTY SCHTARTER

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

cool, I must be watching the same feed as you guys. I just saw the same commercial

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSN with Randy and Drew?

You lucked out.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks are such pricks !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM VROOM PAHTAY SHCTARTAH

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got stared at for shouting at Boyle to beat the eff out of whoever that was that he grabbed. Don’t run into Nabby!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Grier

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOM VROOM!

PARTAY STATAH!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn VS!

They keep pushing the Sharks game back because of the flipping Hawks game THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE ON VS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

check that

770 on DTV

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but they have the Hawks on the program schedule

and since they’re also on local TV out here, that means VS is blacked out

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is on CSBA

The Gients game was moved to+

"AN, Reducing Work Productivity since 2003", connie mack 11/06/08

by adragon on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got Chicago on my Versus telecast. then again, I’m in St. Louis so it’s probably a proximity thing

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite thing about that goal:

it seemed effortless … like they could do that 100 times a game

(here’s hoping for just a few more.)

by phastphill on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

)&#(%*#

PK

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

There's a fail by the refs.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

if the calls shouldn't be even

don’t even them up. Holy eff ppl!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying to even up the penalties

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, ridiculous

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on PK!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

i was sposed to be at this game

waited on buddy who works for Oakley and gets great seats behind goal.

First it was yes, then no, they maybe, then only him going.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ha! didn't last tho!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to kill your one power play Ducks.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Blake is the MAN! Time for some four on fourplay

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

And there goes the Anaheim power play

Good work Blake.

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Karma

Or just the result of the Ducks acting like douchebags.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Perry?

More like Whore-y Perry, amirite?

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Fairy?

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn penalty!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn PK again

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

PP...Finally

Great start and energy.Milan finally comes through.So long as we keep our compusure we should be ok.Apparently the Ducks forgot theirs.I’m not watching for superstitous reasons but will be glued to this blog all night….I’m sending positive vibes down to socal..GO SHARKS!!!

by mrmotosuwa on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

PK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

damn!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

crap

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

ONE SECOND LEFT SO WE’RE STILL SHORTHANDED

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

dude. these must be the same refs from the Blues/Canucks game 1 as many penalties as they’re calling

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair

the ducks deserved theirs

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nasty rebound

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to time how long it takes for someone to say that went 5 hole

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

That was my point

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Nabby’s 5 hole is now near his shoulder

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries

I just want to make sure everyone is aware of that for later, when I assume someone will say it was 5 hole, to make some point that would be invalid otherwise ;)

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's GO SHARKS!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough with the motherfracking makeup calls.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

I don’t know what to do with myself Friday nights now.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

go out :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I have this feeling that I should be doing something…

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like watching the BSG dvds?

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll save those for when I move next month

and have to fill the time before I can get tv set up

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the devil can be reached

if anyone wants to barter their soul

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

you have Lou Lamoriello’s number??

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I-800-Lou-Devl

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha! still no sell out for the ducks game … losers!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly?

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

like our economy is any better

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

most times, people can tolerate their own gas

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true. I don’t eat that crap

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no corn beef and cabbage?

what am carroway seeds?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

am delicious…seeds.

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, terrible misspelling: CARAWAY

It’s a spice that helps with the whole sulphur situation. caraway is almost always in sauerkraut.

by phastphill on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty frickin' serious, right there

but my wallet would disagree with that assesment

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet you still make it to games.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That I do

As long as I have enough money to pay sales tax, I’m golden ;) Not like I personally can pay for anything else!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

NABBY!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

NABBY!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

NABBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

it would be nice to have the lead, but the refs made short work of that.

thornton appears to be possessed …

by phastphill on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY MOTHER OF A JELLYFISH

we’ve got ourselves quite a game

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

No joke!

I am going to lose my voice again…

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I a dork if i'm waving my towel from sat night?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you, I am too

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

no its good luck cause they won sat!

by WhoseYourNabby? on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a first period for you...

Have to love the effort shown by the Sharks.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that Danny Miller?

Goddammit I can’t even escape from that fucker watching the game at home.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I said

Happy thoughts, Brandon :-D

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, he's gone now and I got my beer. Sall good now.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danny Miller is never truly gone

he haunts your dreams

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on that note, I need another Great White.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My work here is done

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to drive me to drink are you?

Well you’re outta luck lady. I’m drinking as long as the game goes.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think I accomplished something

even I’m no longer sure what that was

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I thought of you and Mina watching that commerical

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta run gang

Think happy thoughts. The Sharks are in the happiest place on earth.

GO SHARKS!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

’laters

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

Jamie Sires(sp?) is short!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously short

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should have given her a box to stand on

Just so it didn’t look so oddly framed

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that's a fight night at the Tank I'd watch.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

corey perry on Ducks homer intermission

on getz fight, shows both ready to play

my god he looks 15

use the emotion the right way

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll let CTGray hand out the punishment for that

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't stupid at all!

I gave you a picture because that’s how I figured it out.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read my comment, mattman ;)

I was a joke based on all the Nabby’s 5 hole conversations

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

im oblivious to whats going on here,

just keep that in mind

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

will do

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So many holes!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. Srsly?

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're starting to sound like Ang!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't that bad.

And I hadn’t intended for it to be dirty.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

riiigghhhttt

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

You’re seeing things that aren’t there.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

never

oh, look, an elephant…

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget 5...

top shelf is where it’s at… liquor or otherwise!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

does a hole in the head have a number?

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 hole = tweeners too

is it okay to use that word here?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's being used in the hockey sense

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of 5 hole

Khabibulin just gave up a bad one…

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1

CHI

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Flames...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calgary

They’re all beat to hell and Toews and Kane scare me.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have a ton of injuries,

but i think we will dominate chicago with the way we play a great matchup for us

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

flames gave up 2 bad goals early

and it buried them

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m too skittish from the Calgary games this year to feel comfortable with that.

Now look at me. I'm wet nurse to a last-place, dead-to-the-neck-up ball club, and I'm choking to death!

by zodiac_chiller on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously,

we never play good against calgary

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give me Chicago

But I will take either one because that means we got past the sucks

serious as a fart in a spacesuit - spectr17

by adragon on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn't sound right

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I want that series to go to 7 games, WHEN the sharks pull this off they need their opponent as tired as them

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont shoot me but

i want the blackhawks here in SoCal so I can boo them window lickers from CHicago

I like Sharks too, wish we could work this out some way

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that

and we can make fun of campbell

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chi screwed their cap over to get him

So I never really got upset he left.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago wins

Dion Phaneuf goes crazy and eats Patrick Kane.

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum

NOMNOMNOM NOM NOM NOM

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

After he leaps down to the ice from the press box.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't take that long to get up here.

Plank managed to make the trip. Although tickets are harder to come by here.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

i’ll drive 500 miles to personally rag the chalkeaters from Chicago

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-1 Chi

serious as a fart in a spacesuit - spectr17

by adragon on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

aren’t we missing the kids tonight?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

aqui estoy señorita

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!!!!!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd period time

Even though I hate em, bring them ducks back home wednesday so we can have a game 7 DINNER PARTY!

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that was too close

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

huh. don’t you guys normally spilt up your GDT’s by periods?

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

it varies

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

not usually

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haven’t been during the playoffs

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Usually not enough posts. But most of the regulars are here tonight so we’ll see what happens.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

After TCY made a third period thread for game 1

and the sharks tanked after that, we’ve kept the same thread for every game.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank god for Center Ice

them streams suck for me. the ads make me homicidal

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, he said “Michalek, Milan” as if the other Michalek is playing in this game too

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

huge save by hiller

duck homers

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by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY won't we put it in the net!?!?!?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The troll

dont feed him. Let him starve

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah pleeez

i’ve got troll kibbles

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nabby looks sharper

or am i just buzzed?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

A combination

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little of column A little of column B probably

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's playing good

no chance on the only goal

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing is sharper when you’re buzzed. it’s all blurry

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes the players raise their hands

for a reason other than socring, and i get really confused

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was

“I didn’t do anything, I swear” by Pronger

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ref

i’m an innocent man

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doomsday for the shraks

how’s it feel to be crushed by a bunch of guys from disney

by allhailtheredwings on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

love this

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's GO SHARKS!

score!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

porn stauche

worst balance in league for a fighter IMHO

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Nabby was giving parros a hug

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

looks to me like Parros wanted to be under Nabby … ;)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like sitting on a parros turd

serious as a fart in a spacesuit - spectr17

by adragon on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Parros,

putting the stache in the goal doesn’t count.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the Canucks

there, had to say it. Blues fan still dealing with reality.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

So how're y'all doing over at Game Time?

I’ve been meaning to drop by and offer my condolences.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

just coming out of the coma here

huge let down from that roller coaster ride

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a hell of a second half.

I’m definitely not looking forward to seeing the Blues next season. At least playing the Sharks. You folks did get me rooting for them this season.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure was

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the collective is: we’re bummed we got swept, but we couldn’t be prouder of our team for the second half turnaround. we’re excited for the future as our team will be a force to be reckoned with

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st period report

Good jump, Joe definitely still has the fire burning from Game 5 (if the fight 2 seconds into the game indicates anything). That elbow by Perry was horrible – almost suspension-worthy, IMO. All the lines have a lot of jump and have been rolling nicely. Fourth line continues to be the “YAY MITCHELL IS PLAYING” line, which is always awesome.

The Boyle penalty was BS, especially seeing how it was Parros who cross-checked Grier. If the refs weren’t playing to the scoreboard, I could see them giving Boyle a penalty and Parros a double minor for roughing and cross-checking to even it up. The Ducks did NOT deserve to go on the PP after that.

Oh, and Nabby has shown up – that Ducks goal not only was on a weird bat out of the air, but also on a 4 on 3, which is extremely hard to defend against. I don’t blame him for that one, although I am still extremely mad about it.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done

They should put you on staff ")

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

Stupid zebra.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

this period

me no likey

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Sharks !!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

For good luck


and

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ah, i see u workin

pullin that jinx card from the sleeve

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by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a video game boss

Changes colors when he’s vulnerable

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, I just noticed that

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, shouldnn't there be a penalty on the Sharks?!?!?!

A Sharks ran into Hiller, major penalty

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SHHHH

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PP!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY A PP!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Interference? Really? They called it?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PP!!!!!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PP Baby!!!!

Now we need to SCORE!!!!

serious as a fart in a spacesuit - spectr17

by adragon on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

For once Drew

Has to go give props to the ref.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well yeah.

They actually did their job and called interference.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIZZA WHISPERER!

Give us luck!

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I always forget that the Ducks have Ice Girls. I fail to see why hockey needs cheerleaders. Football, sure. Hockey? no.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

To sell tickets in cities that don't have good ticket sales

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they is some fine ice goils too

let us dirty ole men have something to dream about LOL

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you all have all the major sports

and cheerleaders. Give me a sport sans faux tans and tiny tops.
I enjoy watching dudes duke it out on the ice.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's cause you're a hockey fan.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and because baseball players can't fight

It’s embarrassing when they try

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they need some gimmick down there to get people to go to games.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its weird and why would anyone want to clean the ice

by WhoseYourNabby? on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may also model. That doesn’t pay the bills so you need a second gig

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duck feed camera is too freakin high

feels like pidgeon seats

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

accuracy on the shots please

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man Clowe. So close.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

man, who misfired on that PP?

hiller gave up a fat rebound too at end of PP

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by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta at least keep Hiller honest.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

PK!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PK

ugh

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

by the way, wtf with the Ducks pulling an Oilers and switching goalies for the playoffs? rehashing the Moog/Fuhr tandem

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Because JS Giguere

sucks

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go PK

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT

Alright PK, don’t fail on us.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

frakfrakfrak

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok

Death watch is ticking.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

save that talk for the end of the third

if it’s even still relevant

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

pooooooooop on a stick

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

everyone turn your hat inside out… NOW!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck!

that was way too easy…

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I tell you … my nervousness is not easing up here … (sighs)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ERHAAAFF

cmon

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Sharks.

Get it together.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what you get when you have a stale PP

special teams are making the difference in the series still

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

That might have done it

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Listen to Drew

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

poop

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

for fuck's sakes

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice screen

by Goc

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

boyle's stick deflected it

no chance for nabby

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

still plenty of time

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus...

Our pp looks shitty, our defense is non existant…

if this team wants to play anymore hockey, they need to turn this around NOW!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

u still got 25 mins

to get back in it

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

THIS

+10

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Hiller!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Man the giants better beat the damn dodgers tonight

just to alleviate my suffering.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

PP and Shoots

Bad feeling when it was 18-9 and it’s 1-1.PP is garbage,again.Ducks will drop everyone back and just dump it the rest of the night.

by mrmotosuwa on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

yeah but are your toes crossed?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

my ex girlfriend could do that

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had a g/f like that too

she could pick up stuff with her feet, part monkey she was

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah….but could she make the O.K. sign with her toes?

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Sharks.

Make Sleek cry.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I just don’t wanna cry … :(

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no plans to regardless

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

snow showers on hiller

JR gets away with chop to Hiller’s backside

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

that is the SUCK

they need to sort this TV playoff shit out

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 more minutes!

Let’s go Sharks!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PAVS!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

PAVS WITH THE WIN!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Pavelski won this shit

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Likin it.

Now we just gotta fix the scoreboard.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a rant

and I am trying so desperately not to post it. It has NOTHING to do with the game.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Gray go!

Vent!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

done

and it will just feed the flames, but I feel lighter

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

I rec’d it.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the commonality of the games they lose control of?

not moving their feet enough. Everybody move your feet in the 3rd!

GO SHARKS!

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck the harpoons

you need CAS and the heavies

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell yes

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes please

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AC-130 for the motherfucking win

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and to start the win off

some applied physics

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by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like a little Arc Light to get things going.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ever said to my viewing companions...

“If Anaheim scores I’m going to be furious about that offside being missed”

by Very Serious Person on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A serious analysis

But in vein. What’s done is done.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's water under the bridge

but sometimes you wonder what fuckin game the linesmen are watching

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've seen some horrendous non offside calls this year

it really stood out for some reason, and not just Blues games either

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by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the change the rules on offside and just forgot to tell everyone else

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe THEY

I still have extra rant left mussin up mai brains

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was about as bad as a period could go...

But the game isn’t over yet. If the Sharks are going to do this, they have to do it now.

Go Sharks.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by TCY on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Sharks!

this IS it

The Athletics at Fre...oh. Never mind. Phew!

by ArakSOT on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we'll be on the PK to start the 3rd...

20:00 Ryan Whitney: 5 Minutes for Fighting Joe Pavelski
20:00 Ryan Getzlaf: 2 Minutes for Roughing Dan Boyle
20:00 Dan Boyle: 2 Minutes for Boarding Corey Perry
20:00 Dan Boyle: 2 Minutes for Roughing Corey Perry
20:00 Joe Pavelski: 5 Minutes for Fighting Ryan Whitney

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Shorty time! Do eet!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what?

Screw that “heart” crap. That media crap. It’s stupid.
If you are questioning their heart, you aren’t watching. Period. End of story.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Now tell us how you really feel.

But, seriously, engage in intercourse with that irritating sound wave in the prevalent gaseous medium.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can’t handle me

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF???

yes, the prevalent gaseous medium indeed

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that noise

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Testing my legitimacy . . .

I’ve come here to try to bring luck to your obviously downtrodden squad. I only had to watch them for three minutes to tell that they look like they’re resigned to failure. And that can’t happen.

We MUST not let Detoilet be the top remaining seed in the West, fuckers!

GO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, FUCK DEROIT!!!

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

did someone say FUCK DETROIT?

or was the FUCK CHICAGO? I get the cornfused

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's this one . . .

FUCK CHICATROIT!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ya go!

That’s . . . damn good creativity there.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And rec'd

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here!

That shit was gold.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec city

That is pure genius!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DK!

GO SHARKS!

FUCK DETROIT!

GO SHARKS!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!!!

WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? HEEELLLLLLL NO!!!!!!!

/I’m now being loud and obnoxious for Entertainment Value Only™

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks dude we need a little of that here right now.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And gassed all those . . .

oh. I’ll stop now.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tired, I’m mad, and somehow the Sharks got me to do a complete 180 emotionally in the span of 2 periods. Way to go.

I’m not saying that they’re out of this yet, but I started to see flashes of Game 4, and that’s not good. They need to realize that they’re in this thing, that they can come back from a two goal deficit and win the game. Yeah, its going to take a lot of effort, but they’ve dealt with worse.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

the game 4 flashbacks were worrisome

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting tired of these Giants on Comcast ads

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

If you have the Bull Riding Network

they’ve finally switched.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deep Trouble

8 shots on goal and start the 3rd on the penalty kill…nice .The Ducks have gotten us off our game and now it’s a fight fest.Play smart.You’ve proven that you won’t get pushed around now how about some more shots on goal.That first period seems like so long ago.Have to put in more than 1 of 18 shots.Tell all the Wings fans,who I’m sure are all about Detroit sports to enjoy the next Pistons playoff ga… and proudly sport their Lions gear outside of their own homes.

by mrmotosuwa on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

mitchell leading the team in shots

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME ON!

SLAY PRONGER!!!!!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WE CAN DO THIS!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN STRAIGHT WE CAN

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Penalty . . .

dead!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

duck homers

saying Carlyle will send Duck wingers in deeper instead of laying back

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is the crowd dead?

Their team is up 3-1.

Shouldn’t they be happy or something?

Oh wait. LA doesn’t give a shit about hockey.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

they can’t even sell out a playoff game

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

most have left probably

worst rink I’ve seen for banker hours

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whistle right off the faceoff?

Better restart the music.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to tickle the twine!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If this isn't a power play for the Sharks . . .

then the referees have already conceded this series.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

dayum

some bad blood going now

Ducks vs Sharks have any history?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than that they're both in California . . .

not that I know of.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just don't like each other. At all.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's acceptable.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

loads

they’ve hated each other for a looooooooong time now

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

playoff history?

or just reg season hate? I watch the ducks a lot and don’t recall any bloodbaths

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

First BoC since the Seals and Kings 40 years ago here.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden Seals

now there is a blast from the past

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lost of reg. season hate

built up over a long period of time.

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

reg season hate

no playoff history

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

division rivals. it’s expected

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell.

Were those more Ducks in the box than Sharks?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ducks loose best face off man

carlyle looks like mob button man

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone's gonna have to end up sitting on someone's lap.

It’s like band camp went all wrong again or something.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

still waaaaay to many people for a penalty box

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Those boxes look bigger than most.

Guess they built the place for the Ducks.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZING!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking whatever.

That was a punch. There weren’t many that followed.

Douchecapsule refs.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

bangin head on lamp pole, shoulda went to game

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey zebras,

STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I was waiting

for that reappearance.

Beautiful!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

and rec’d

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

playoff beards lookin better

booth teams, teemu looks like a flop house guest when he gets his going

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What an opportunity!

Son of a fucking bitch.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Puck possession!

C’mon Teal!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ducks homers complementing crowd

they are in to it

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

for like the first time all series

better late then never, as the great Cheech Marin once said

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that's "Into it" . . .

they should’ve been in StL for Game 4.

My ears are still ringing. Fuck Vancouver.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw man

that was beautiful, especially the end

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was.

I almost bawled though. That would’ve been . . . SO not manly.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got all weepy

so good to see the city and fans like that

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it takes a big man to cry.

And it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie Baker . . .

could never be more wise.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are fortunate to have him.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO SHARKS

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO GO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!

I’d shout that if I could, you better believe it!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I

Need

A

GOAL!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

for the Sharks! Specify!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and
another
after
that

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLLLY

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

9:17 left.

This can be done.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

COUSIN JIM

USE THE POWER OF THE CHORIZO BREAKFAST BURRITO FOR AN EPIC RALLY

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Giggy no advice to hiller

goalie coach only, according to homers

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

Time to break this out again.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately

Space seems to be more hospitable to the sharks than Hiller at this point.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a native Midwesterner . . .

I can proudly say that you can never go wrong with corn.

Although I know it’s part of an inside joke between y’all in the Bay Area.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

W
T
F

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long story

Which involves KFC, epic 3 goal rally, and Setoguchi.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be perfectly honest...

This team has been stinking it up ever since the corn made the debut as our rally item. I don’t think it’s as lucky as we think it is.

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

It was either that or Seagal. And he wasn’t doing so well either.

But maybe… ACT LIKE ITS NOVEMBER RALLY

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO CLOSE

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks just need some LUCK!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

and not the bad kind either

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they seem to have plenty of that

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hockey gods where are you?!? please help the sharks

by WhoseYourNabby? on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

if it weren't for bad luck

they’d have no luck at all

The Athletics at Fre...oh. Never mind. Phew!

by ArakSOT on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The canadian gods

they favor us not

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot goalie in hiller

is tough too

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks . . .

cannot have been Born Under A Bad Sign . . . .

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

but apparently they’re Hung In A Bad Place

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe cracked Teemu with an elbow

Teemy trying to draw call

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Can seto's massive bulge

please score 3 goals right now?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What

IS HAPPENING!!!. I’m feeling so sad right now. PLEASE WINNNNN

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Perry locks onto Ehrhoff's stick

wtf. That is just wrong, sir!

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm amazed

no penalty was called.
but then again . . . neither have been any calls in the sharks’ favor.

by PHiSTER on Apr 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANAHEIM:

PLEASE PAY REFS 1,000,000 dollars for your series win.

Thank you.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

CORRECTION

Anaheim: Double Hiller’s salary.

That is all.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perry's pathetic

Remember the elbowing – first period?

by LibrariAN on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mother.

Fucker.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure

if i even want to see the rest of this

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THIS!!!!

THE DUCKS ARE DIRTY, SHARKS NEED TO MAN UP. Anybody else think that only a few of our players look like they really want it?

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh, it was fun guys.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

God

Dammit

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

pfft cmon

at least we can stick around during the offseason. I expect a house cleaning of epic porportions.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKKKKKK

I WANT TO BE FUCKING PRESIDENT AND ELIMINATE SO-CAL PROFESSIONAL SPORTS

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry

about the language, i’m quite pissed

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me just say, unlike some here, I didn’t cheer the ducks two years ago and I have no intention of cheering them on this year. Sorry Blues, but I would rather cheer on the Wings over the Ducks any fucking day.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

go

bruins

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well . . .

I’ll just hope for a bomb to hit center ice and damage all participants enough to cancel the series.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

Or a meteor.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be . . .

one precise meteor.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cheering for swine flu. Anaheim’s pretty close to Mexico, right?

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detroit is close enough to Mexico too . . . .

Economically, anyway.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that would be an insult

to the hard working people of Tijuana

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry but

once any team has a chance to prevent canada from getting another cup, I jump on the band wagon. I even supported detroit last year so buttman would cry when his golden boys, the pens, lost.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but I could see this coming from game 1...

I’m going to go cry now.

Until next year I guess.

Who’s leaving this off season?

by Tim Weiss on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ill join you

but I don’t care who’s leaving. I know exactly what this team needs. We need a big talented player. Sort of like Ryane Clowe, but dirtier. I’m thinking a Milan Lucic player idealy?

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember earlier in the season?

Clowe was one big, mean motherfucker. Dropped the gloves a lot, didn’t take any shit, and scored a lot. He stopped fighting once the top line grew cold and the second line was the only scoring we had. I bet if he didn’t feel that he was really relied on for scoring, he’d become the guy that got the Gordie Howe again.

Oh, and I removed my self-imposed moratorium on swearing. I felt the situation was apt.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

But he morphed back which made me sad. We NEED a guy who will intimidate other players, not just hit them. Players sometimes look scared by a Pronger or a Lucic or a Getzlaf or a Alex Burrows type player. Players like Daniel Carcillo or Sean Avery are nice, but their lack of skill cancels out in our system you know? I’ve been wanting a big intimidating guy for so long and to see the unused potential in Clowe just hurts. Do you know of anything/anybody who could help?

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly think we should just stick with Clowe. He’s still young and developing, and I’m sure the coaches can work with him in the offseason to develop that mean streak that was apparent October-November.

Of course, that point is moot if we aren’t able to resign him.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

and resigning Mitchell are two of my top concerns. But Clowe still looks a little nervous on the big stage trying to intimidate.

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also just got back from a knee injury where he had to have a minor procedure. If you remember, he was out for most of last year with a knee injury on the same knee. Obviously, a little tentative playing on it.

And I wouldn’t expect much trouble resigning Mitchell – the guy played a grand total of six games this year, including pre-season, his rehab stint, and the post-season. He’s not going to be high on any GM’s list.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I sure hope it won’t be a problem. But putting him in our lineup just seemed to change things. I felt that he goes hard ever play every minute and is critical to our team.

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No arguments from me

I’m the one who has been dutifully following Mitchell’s progress back onto the team since that second day of training camp when he initially broke his leg. He is hands down my favorite player.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

My top 3
-Mitchell
-Vlasic
-Pavelski

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVED THIS SEASON

And I refuse to be sad. All you chicken littles though, and you media poops who only watch in the playoffs, have I got words for you!

I’ll be back next year Sharks, ready to go! Thank you guys!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Amen

and amen.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was one hell of a season.

Teal and White game can’t get here soon enough.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

loved it too

just too sad right now, nearly tears

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got robbed again

but I will always love the sharks, and we will always be a better hockey town than any other in the state (or the division)

Workthecylce,

out.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

200?

I was thinking 30.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to get DRUNK

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Next year begins tomorrow morning. Cry a little tonight. Then get up and fight

by LibrariAN on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry...

But I can’t see this season as anything other than a complete and epic failure. This team was to be measured by what they did in the playoffs…and they looked like a team that had no idea how to play in the playoffs.

And no, I’m not chicken littling…but I’m sick and tired of regular season success followed by turds in the playoffs. This was not a great season, it was a failure.

But, nevertheless, I’ll be back cheering my ass off for them next season…as always.

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

they aren’t an epic failure if they won the presidents trophy and played extremely well in the regular season

by WhoseYourNabby? on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

failure is how you see it

If you buy all that crap the media spits out, you’ll feel sad. But they got to the playoffs, they had a great year, and I’m fine seeing THAT as a success. The judged on playoffs crap can bite me.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO nonononono....

Success is measured in the playoffs. To have this level of talent, and not get out of the first round is a failure. I love them, and it was nice to get the President’s Cup, but there is no was I can call this season a success…

And it has nothing to do with the media. ESPN, the East Coast and Canadian media…they can all blow me. But as a fan of this team, its frusterating as all hell to see such a talented team struggle so mightily in the postseason.

And I’m not calling out their heart, or hustle or anything like that. But it comes down to this…do you know how to play in the playoffs or not. I will not accept this as a good season based on regular season success…I refuse to do that. This was supposed to be a Cup contender…and they looked far from it.

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

they why play 82 games?

Just play the last four rounds and leave it at that.

If I judged my teams based on the playoffs, the A’s would have been lost to me long ago

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes yes yes.

Things went wrong here, yes. But The Todd did one hell of a job with this team.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ultimate goal is still the Cup … yes the Sharks accomplished alot this year. They have much to be proud of. But they still failed in the ultimate goal. In round one even. Against a team that just made it into the playoffs. They really should have done better than they did. Again yes they accomplished alot this year. Broke alot of records. But they didn’t reach the top of the mountain.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not giving up on the Sharks in the future...

I love the Sharks. I have always loved them. But based on what this team was to be judged on…even the management said this repeatedly…they were to be judged by how they fared in the playoffs…so, I’m holding them to that. And I expected that of them too, as a fan…

It was a good season, no doubt, but I cannot call this season a success. There’s no possible way that this isn’t a failure.

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that works for you

as long as I can still call it a success fro m my POV, you all can do whatever

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still see stars outside

perhaps you should see about getting a roofer?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, its been a fun year......... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been a Sharks fan for a very long time, and I just don’t think I’ll ever be able to be positive in the playoffs again until we win a cup. Call me pessimistic, this was the best team we had, ever, we didn’t even make it out of the first round. I knew facing Anaheim wasn’t a good thing, I feared it, and I was right. I really wish we could have got Roenick that cup.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST

MAKE IT TO THE CUP!!!!

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantastic season everyone

it has been great getting to know you all this year

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Drew is right

Lets hope this isnt Roenick’s last year.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

I really thought this was the year. I’ve been a fan for 15 years, and this is the most depressing playoffs I’ve ever watched.

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Drew and Randy

are Speechless

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

wow

you literally made me laugh out loud… didn’t think that was possible right now

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's tough

i didn’t laugh for a couple days after blues got 86ed

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's nothing to be said

go A’s

The Athletics at Fre...oh. Never mind. Phew!

by ArakSOT on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And cue the flurry of whining/gloating fanpost by new people in...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I have WORDS for them

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you should share.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I will

trust me

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to it.

In fact, I think I’ll be joining you.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo!

I’m letting it stew so i can post it all on CT and hopefully have it be coherent

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and hopefully you will shut them up cause it seems like you made that redwings guy go away!

by WhoseYourNabby? on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

jk

he replied at the bottom

by WhoseYourNabby? on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

he apparently has way too much time on his hands

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hellz yeah

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn't I?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here to stay.

If plank and TCY and K keep writing dynamite pieces on this team, I’ll be here.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep you first place trophy

Wings just got clearnce to lord stanely cups

by allhailtheredwings on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

K, TCY, Plank

can you ban this little troll now?

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't we tell you to piss off

No one gives a flying fuck about what you have to stay. Go bug someone else.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd sir!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

all season, watched the best sharks hockey i have ever witnessed, enjoyed it with my Dad who lives 500 miles away, and hey, just hockey.
go hawks!

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smitty. Awesome.

Kawakami. Needs to go away forever. Seriously, you’re worse than Mark Purdy dude. Why the fuck is he even there?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys and gals of FTF . . .

The world has not ended.

Next season will still occur.

Remember what happened to the St. Louis Blues when they won the President’s Trophy? They lost. To you guys. In Round One.

The next year, they were totally not expected to make anything of a playoff run . . . yet, they did. To the Conference Finals, a place they hadn’t been in . . . oh, about 15 years or so.

There’s still hope. But the moral of the story is . . . never win the President’s Trophy. Unless you’re the fucking cocklicking asssucking douchebagging Detoilet Dead Things.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

<3 you sir

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight.

You’re good people you SLGTers.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

good post

it’s like your dog died. You’ll never really get over it.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d focus my attention on finding a new job outside of the automotive industry if i were you

by Sharkbit12 on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And getting a football team that can actually win a game. But that’s really secondary to the whole bailout thing.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is absolutely disgusting

The amount of money Matthew Stafford got.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well,

i say, cheers to the red wings sweeping the ducks!
and fuck both!

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ahhh Sharks...

I had fun watching this team, the whole season, point of being fan right? See you FTF’ers for the rest of the playoffs and offseason, and the rest of you next playoffs

I still believe. I don't care if you don't.

by idunno723 on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I completely agree

this team was so much fun to watch on Saturday and in most of the season.

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear hear

Looking forward to the sudden influx come next April. Ha!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd better get out of here

all this talk of cheering Detwat on is making me crazy

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm looking forward to

adding hiller to the list when we compile an all star team of the greatest shark-killers

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe the season is over...

In retrospect, there were a lot of positives to be gained from the regular season. The emergence of the 2nd line. Patrick Marleau’s comeback season. Ehrhoff and Murray’s continued development. I hope this isn’t the last we see of J.R. He deserves better than this. I’d like to see him stay on for another season. He wasn’t offensively as productive, but that JR Mitchell Cheechoo line was dynamite in the past two games.

Anaheim played their hearts out. Jonas Hiller proved to be 2003 Conn Smythe Winner JS Giguere v.2. There’s no shame in losing to the Ducks. They rode a hot goaltender and played very well. Ducks, I am convinced, were the better team in this series. Todd McClellan was out-coached by Randy Carlyle and he could not adjust to the Ducks defensive schemes and clogging up the neutral zone. The RPG line was the best line in the series.

Thank you Sharks for the entertaining hockey and fun times this year. I’ll remember some of the fonder memories like our team’s 1st President’s Trophy, Marleau’s GW against the Stars at the tank, Clowe’s Gordie Howe hat tricks, Dan Boyle’s spin moves.

There’ll be a lot of changes in the offseason. We may not see Rob Blake, Mike Grier, JR, or Cheechoo. And probably one of Nabokov, Thornton, or Marleau might be traded.

I’m off to root for my Eastern Conference team, the Penguins.

And here’s rooting for Detroit!

Thanks Sharks :clap:

Where hockey injuries in San Diego are thumb blisters from playing too much NHL 09

by Will Bulldozer on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

totally,

Ehrhoff and Murray’s continued development. I hope this isn’t the last we see of J.R.

i think a solid defensive system is much needed in terms of development, and i am excited looking forward to next year. we have joslin in the system, mcginn, and God only knows what goalie.

go sharks, you suck and have no heart, but it was fun for 82 games.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT YOUR GODDAMN TRAP KAWAKAMI.

YOU DON’T WATCH THE SHARKS TILL THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS AND DON’T START WRITING ABOUT THEM UNTIL THEY’RE DOWN IN A SERIES.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I have your back to an insane extent lurker, but its an uphill battle against an unreceptive wall.

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this team really didnt help its case this last 2 weeks.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

go back to building motorcycles or writing crap or whatever. yeah.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like he's always pissed off.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do we root for now?

Obviously i can’t do Ducks or Wings. Caps? Take a chance on the Canes?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Chicago

Good young talent, but they have Soup so it’s tough to root for them. Probably an Eastern Conference team like the Caps.

by Sharkbit12 on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Message from St. Louis Game Time:

/unrolls scroll

(ah-hem)

FUCK CHICAGO!

/rerolls scroll

/leaves

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hawks

They’re my team now. And the way they were playing Calgary shows me they could run over Vancouver and maybe give Detroit a run.

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking Canes or Caps.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going with Wings.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no ang dont go tot he dark side!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha! rooting for the ducks would be going to the dark side!! I prefer to have some dignity … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I hate to say it,

Detroit is too good. And they’ll be fresh. Anaheim got their bounces and rode the hot hand in Hiller, but don’t expect the same shit to work in Motown.

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

Hiller better keep it up that would be bullshit if he turned into Patrick Roy just against us

by Brian5517209 on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could never root for the ducks … hate them with an intense passion … always have … have to go with Wings since I would like the Cup to stay in the West.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

very

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and since the only other viable option would be the nucks

gotta go with the wings.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's Caps or Canes for me

and if neither advances, I’ll figure something out

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually a friend of mine at work is a Wings fan … we’ve always supported each other when our teams don’t play each other … so I have no issues going with Wings

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ?? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you are cheering on the ducks … lol … that makes you better than me?? I don’t think so buddy boy! … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's to both teams

having all their players tear ACL’s!

by Brian5517209 on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO

GO BRUINS!

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

stupid Massachusetts asshole need to learn to not be arrogant bitches

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

Patriots cheat
the fans all bitch about the Yankees spending money but the Red Sox do the same damn thing
the Celtics bought their way to their chamionship
and the Bruins…remind me of bees, and i hate bees

by Brian5517209 on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know...

my brother lived here and kept Bay Area loyalty when moved back east. He’s indifferent to the Pats and Red Sox (same as was here), he hates basketball so that hardly does anything. BUT, when he went back he says he gained a large appreciation of the Bruins, even though he did not like them one bit when he lived here. So I have to respect my brother and root for Boston over anybody else.

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Apr 27, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caps

Look how awesome they were last game

by LibrariAN on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want

ducks (A;LSKDJFLKDSJF) because it won’t make the Sharks look so bad for losing

I still believe. I don't care if you don't.

by idunno723 on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

sharks need no help in that respect

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll add

“sort of” to the end of that

I still believe. I don't care if you don't.

by idunno723 on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

duelly noted.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude. hawks.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caps and Canes are fun teams to watch...

In the West…Vancouver…hey, I like Luongo.

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody but the Ducks or Wings

Seriously. I’ll even cheer for Chicago, Campbell or not. I’ve got a Hawks fan neighbor and after what Wirtz did to the team, my neighbor seeing the team succeed is long overdue.

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly,

it’s been nice being able to watch hockey on regular tv, even if it isn’t the Sharks

by Chicago Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know i gotta git now

folks rooting for Chicago, holy mackerel

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my pick is chicago for the cup

and honestly, probably was at the start of the playoffs, if i admitted to myself I thought chicago could take us. plus i’m in chicago so maybe i can make it to a game

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canes.

I have this irrational hatred of the Hawks (even though I’m glad Campbell screwed them over for the next few years and the fans I met when I went to a game there were all really nice and all worshiped Roenick), and all the other teams’ fans bug me. Shallow, I know.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canes for me too

They are the only team out East I root for.

by Morti on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm indifferent to the East

Except for when it comes to teams with insanely annoying fans, like Rangers, Penguins, Capitals, and Bruins. Well, Bruins because its Boston – they’ve had enough championships this decade. The Bay Area has had shit, unless you count things like arena football.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just love the Carolinas

They have unique regional soda’s, all four seasons (In the North), and beautiful scenery.

What more could you ask for!

I cant root for anyone left in the West. I hate Anaheim, Hate the Wings, I dont want to look at Matt Sundin’s massive head, and Chicago I just dont care enough about.

by Morti on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the hatred of the Ducks and Wings is kind of self-explanatory. And Vancouver winning would annoy me to no end (especially since the Sharks play so well against them). I already explained Chicago.

The Canes are really like the lesser of all the evils, lol.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey at least Vancouver

aren’t rivals or a bunch of dicks

by Brian5517209 on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they are from canada

after witnessing the epic lulz and butthurt that was Edmonton/Calgary/Ottowa losing the Cup, It’s like a drug, I can’t get enough of it.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still

I love watching hockey riots, and you only get that in canada.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then

how about the Canucks losing too the Caps or Canes

by Brian5517209 on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would make me SOOOO Happy.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for genius.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

And since I live an hour from Stockton, I’m going to take my money and go to all the ECHL Playoff games for my THUNDER!!!! FEEL THE POWER OF THOR!

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

number of fanposts in the next day over/under 10

I still believe. I don't care if you don't.

by idunno723 on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

over

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

way over

And how many will be by first timers?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

my first impulse was to say hopefully none… but i was a first timer not long ago.

I’m happy for new people, as long as they’re Sharks fans. (Or supportive Blues fans)

by perkins.kit on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i havea new playoff plan for our team

win every series before you get to game 6.

 2-13, not a record I like to think about!

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This is all I have to say

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

At the end

because I couldn’t do it in person as I had hoped, if it came to that, I stood, cheered and waved my towel like mad. Someone had to.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I had my rally cap on

with my pins digging into my head

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen to Bakes.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Bakes is wise

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no feed, or local channel. whats the gist?

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pointing fingers is pointless here.

Anaheim was just the better team.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

getz on post game here

sayin he didn’t want to open with a fight being up

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I STILL LOVE THE SHARKS

as sad as it may have turned out, I still feel like they have a lot to look forward too next year.
(Same for us fans)
heck, i blame the refs.

by PHiSTER on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Great season guys

We didn’t get what we came here for, but you know what? They gave us an entertaining product to watch night in and night out (with the exception of Game 4 =P), and they’ll keep fighting on for us in the future. We have a good young core, and I know this might get redundant every year, but we have something to look forward to. I hope we don’t shake up this team significantly, we really have something special going here.

We can’t blame the refs for the losses in this series. The Ducks play dirty, but look at the scoreboard – they didn’t just barely beat us in their last two wins. The Ducks showed up to play, and our guys showed heart, but it just wasn’t enough.

Fuck the Ducks, Fuck the Red Wings, and PRAISE BE THE SHARKS, the 2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

by Sharkbit12 on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

yeah, ill take a great 82 (ok maybe more like 30-40, but the last 40-50 still were somewhat palatable sometimes…) over a sweet 16. ok no i wont, but weve got next year.

and all offseason to talk about trading this guy and that. not yet though. not yet.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

shots 37-32 sharks

26-26 scoring chances

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey NABBY!

WE STILL LOVE YA. Every goal this game was a freak of damn nature.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

honestly though.

nabby was good enough. wasnt great, not close to vezina worthy, but good enough,.

the teams lack of ability to execute the game plan and lack of awareness, movement off the puck, and overall kickassness is what lost this series.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now....

lets see who’s head rules in shark land

by allhailtheredwings on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

rules what?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't anyone banning that fool?

If you’re going to be a troll, at least be good at it.

by Sharkbit12 on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE POWER 3

are in mourning. Also, allhail isn’t being vulgar so if you feed the troll, you deserve to get burned.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you must mean rolls,`

maybe that’s why your city is like 50% unemployed

by Sharkbit12 on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madame la guillotine

she will be very busy!

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

make sense if you ask a question. we dont speak welfare.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

First of all. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Secondly. If this really is enjoyable for you, I suggest you seek professional help. It’s one thing to point and laugh. It’s something else completely to start kicking someone when they’re down. I bet you abuse small animals to get your jollies when you aren’t trolling boards like this.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

"To get your jollies"

somewhere, dave is smiling.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ignore it!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But venting makes me feel better.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking for something to do while you wait for rd. 2?

i mean, being unemployed and all?

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have an idea...

Call President Obama!

maybe he could bail us out and let the sharks play in the second round anyways!

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I have an idea...

Call Pres. Obama and have him free FTF of ahtrw – some community service to keep him busy perhaps

by LibrariAN on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

careful. fairness doctrine.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No U

Politics, NOT IN HERE.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOO

No overtly partisan political messages on this blog please.

by mymclife on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mcellan saying even when beating teh ducks Hiller was ther

can’t give games away.

Ducks homers saying sharks only gave away game 4

Raw deal in drawing ducks

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

the only thing that troubles me

is how some of our solid core players like vlasic or pavs i thought had a bit of a shaky series, but hey i think it happens sometimes

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

you're awesome idunno

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious.

though true. amount of holding and interference in Offensive zone was atrocious. playoffs. eh.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it always seems like that when you lose in the playoffs

but the playoffs are just a different game and you have to know how to win

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

When things are looking ugly,

along comes idunno to get a laugh out of me. Well done sir.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

better change the sig

I still believe. I don't care if you don't.

by idunno723 on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't change

your sig. Next year starts in the morning.

by LibrariAN on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops again

too late?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so long from SoCal

chin up as them crazy brits say

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Grier an UFA?

Keep him! Dear god, keep him.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

i like our prospects, and grier, though an attractive african american man, is replaceable.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but unless he has a completely unreasonable asking price

He is an excellent PKer, and I think he’s a good Assistant captain.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you disagree with the only black guy?

its… unamerican.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of other

blacks in the NHL

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

just enough to make all the whites from all over the world look racist.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like

Many blacks get a chance to practice hockey. Most in the NHL are 2nd generation canadian immigrants

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember

when there was big deal about how hockey was racist because theya llowed fighting while the nba doesnt over at the golden state warriors blog.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

That just brought up an image of Shaq and Yao grabbing each others jerseys, punching each other in the face. WIN. But I’m a kings fan, so the only thing I’m concentrating on right now is the DRAAAAAFT

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way.

chinese dude dont fight. trust me. they dont. maybe shaq and wade.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

his last couple years have been a bit iffy. but there’s definitely value there

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP KAWAKAMI

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Purdy had some knowledge of hockey

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear this when he talks

static

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some.

If only Purdy wasn’t a hack who only showed up around the playoffs. If an article has his name on it, I don’t read it.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez

You could just see Nabby choking up in the post-game interview when he said “We failed as a team.”

Personally, I thought Nabby had a strong game tonight. Probably one of his better games of the series. None of those goals were soft. He made some critical stops in the 2nd to keep it 1-1.

But I refuse to talk about his performance this series after tonight’s loss.

Where hockey injuries in San Diego are thumb blisters from playing too much NHL 09

by Will Bulldozer on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it was appropriate

when all of the microphones pulled away from him at once when he said “we failed as a team”

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

It was sort of symbolic too when the lights cut away from him as well. That’ll stick in my mind for awhile.

I know everyone in that locker room wanted to show themselves to not be perennial playoff underachievers this year. And now they have to wait next year to show it. Nabby, Marleau, and Cheechoo have been with this team the longest. I hope they do get to taste the Cup when it comes to the Tank.

Where hockey injuries in San Diego are thumb blisters from playing too much NHL 09

by Will Bulldozer on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna miss

bakes and dan and drew and randy

by a10dency2ask on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me

any of them are retiring?

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

thirded

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna miss

the whole friggin hockey season!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teal and White can't get here soon enough.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you have

the rest of the playoffs to let you down easy.

imagine how hard it is to follow the cup winners. EXCITED EXCITED. BAMMO. no hockey.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

BAMMO. A party lasting all summer. Hockey again.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would watch the highlights from the playoffs all summer.

my wife would be like what are you doing? id be like watching the awesomeness bitch yeah….

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I think I’m going to take my depressed self offline for a bit and re-think my hockey obsession (yeah right, told myself that last year too). (sighs) … and for next year … GO SHARKS!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You can't spell fan without fanatic.

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

i was watching the last period with this in mind:
 
this is the last hockey i will watch for like 6 months. i want to enjoy it. and i did. i am happy that those guys get to go home and play golf and go to sweden and do whatever. next year i will be cussing at the tv night in and night out.

*go sharks.

if there are not significant ROSTER changes between now and october i will be VERY unenthusiastic about next season. this shit needs to stop. i am tired of thinking this team maybe has the skill but does not have the HEART to achieve the purpose of playing professional hockey.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll have some season ending art sometime tomorrow. Once I figure out what I want to draw!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Think it'll be hard

to maintain a steady hand at the easel tomorrow?

The fat lady is clearing her pipes. Time to shove some corn down her throat.

by joe579 on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

It’s done. I’m happy for what we had. I’m not going to be sad about maybes.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really appreciate your positive attitude.

i would be pissed an trolling now, but i am, happily, a joyous drunk. i had a bad feeling before the game so i made sure to have enough on hand to feel alright about this. yeah yeah call dr. phil.

but honestly. on paper, this sharks team should be better. i think. maybe they need another year. maybe.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

New system, new coach

Needs some time to set in completely methinks.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 27, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

aye

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by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what the discussion was about midseason.

and i think the evidence of mcclellan’s rookieness was very evident in this series. sj could not come back and adjust if anaheim changed gameplan and rode the trap home. that is coaching. it might take another year.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think we should petition the league

to institute a round robin tourney. not best of 7 against one, but just throw all those motherfuckers in there and let em fight it out.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

night ya'll

i dont know if i will participate much until preseason. maybe. we’ll see what sj does in the offseason.

go sharks. Stanley cup champs 2010.

"I want this team to be tough, smart and prepared to play well under pressure...Everybody here in this organization is going to be held accountable to do their job — their piece of the puzzle to make this team a competitor for a championship every season." J-Mac

by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 27, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for making the back end of this season a fun one for me...

…despite the Sharks’ failures this postseason, they still accomplished a lot and have a lot to build on. I’m glad I found yall this season, and should be around during the offseason (although will most likely be splitting time between this and AN, since it’s baseball season now).

Cheers!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 27, 2009 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sleep well everyone

Go Sharks. Our Cup winning season begins 4-28-09.

by LibrariAN on Apr 27, 2009 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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