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Dropping the Gloves: The last one of the season

Hello and welcome to the last Dropping the Gloves of this season (sniff). It's been fun doing these and I hope you guys enjoyed them. The next three fights are from the playoffs. So let's get this thing started.

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First off we have Douglas Murray battling George Parros. Before the fight occurred Murray laid a MURRAY SMASH on Teemu Selanne. Big bad mustache Parros said hey if you mess with my guys you know what happens:

Very cool fight. Parros is 2 inches taller than Murray but is 25 pounds less. At the beginning both boys were throwin' punches but none of them really landed. Both were fighting for balance. Murray fell once because Parros pushed him down but Murray got right back up. Than they decided to be friends for a bit and hug each other. They got tired off that, drifted away to near the glass, and the refs broke it up.

This ones a draw. Neither player got some good punches in. Since I want to make you guys happy I changed my mind and Douglas Murray completely dominated George Parros.

Next!

Here's Joe Thornton vs. Ryan Getzlaf (WHAT!). Yep two skill players fighting. Both have fought plenty of times before (but not each other) and they are both 5'4. Joe out weighs him by 5 pounds. In the previous game Big Joe challenged Getzlaf but he declined. (And now in a very cheesey voice) Now let's see what happens in the next game on the opening face-off.

First things first. When the video starts watch the bottom left corner. You could see Marleau and Perry talking to each other. They hit each others stick and looked like children fighting. I just thought that that was funny

Right when the puck drops both players go right after each other. They get balanced and hold on to each other. Big Joe was throwin them jersey jabs, annoying yet effective. Towards the end Joe got an uppercut in which looked like it landed. After that Joe than wrestles Getzlaf to the ground and falls on top of him.

Big Joe gets the win here. He got more punches in and had more control of the fight. Joe fought without his helmet on and Getzlaf had his helmet on. I think Getzlaf just left his helmet on because he was embarrassed about his balding.

Next!

Ooohh Next we have Joe Pavelski (Yes that little guy) fight Ryan Whitney. This was Joe Pavelski very first fight at any hockey level according to hockeyfights.com. Ryan Whitney has fought at the NHL level before. Whitney is 6'4" and Pavs is 5'11". Whitney only has a 7 pound advantage over Pavelski. For Pavelski this post should be called "Dropping the Glove."

Boyle does a late hit on Perry just as the period ends. A scrum starts from there. Everybody pairs up and Pavelski get's Whitney. At first they just look like they're pushing but I guess they were fighting. Both throw punches that connect. Eventually the refs break it up.

Pavs get the win. He made Whitney bleed! But you also have to consider he had a glove and visor on. But still! This is Joe Pavelski pickin on guys bigger than him. Good for you Joe Pavelski! Oh and I'm sorry you guys had to listen to the homer Duck announcers in that video.

Well folks this is the end of the last Dropping the Gloves and I'm gonna miss it. Wait what? There's a poll? Go go look at it now. Sorry if it's not pointless enough.

Poll
Who was the Sharks best fighter this season?
Jody Shelley
3 votes
Brad Staubitz
16 votes
Douglas Murray
0 votes
Ryane Clowe
0 votes
Joe Thornton
1 votes
Alexie Semenov (LOL)
2 votes
Travis Moen
0 votes
Devin Setoguchi (don't forget he fought too!)
0 votes
Joe Pavelski!!
10 votes

32 votes | Poll has closed

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Oh yeah

I’m on a Fanpost rampage

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on Apr 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You really are.

Keep it up. They’ve been good stuff.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 1, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I voted Staubitz, just because he gave Tootoo a free facial reconstruction.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 30, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 1, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Pavelski!!

voted for him even though staubitz abused tootoo.

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, this made me laugh. Good stuff man, can’t wait for next season.

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by Mr. Plank on May 1, 2009 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So say we all.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 1, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

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