State of The Sharks: Photoshop Edition
by Mr. Plank on May 11, 2009 8:48 PM PDT
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PrintHey. Heyyy. Hey! HEY THERE!!! Good, got your attention. Now let's make this quick.
I have evil to fight, a city to defend, and undies that need to be taken out of the dryer in roughly, say, six minutes.
Thursday's State of The Sharks is an opportunity for fans to hear from the horses' mouth what went wrong two weeks ago. Doug Wilson, Todd McLellan, Joe Thornton, Dan Boyle, Joe Pavelski, and Patrick Marleau will all be in attendance.
Unfortunately, as far as these events are typically concerned, not much in the way of specifics will be divulged. For example, we won't learn who Wilson intends to re-sign, who will be shopped around this offseason, and what the plans for free agency are. This is not to say I'm necessarily upset that's the way it is- for starters, we wouldn't have an opportunity to play Armchair GM this summer (which is oh so fun), and decreasing a player's trade value is never a good idea. They pay us lip service because they care- and that's not me being facetious either. It's pretty bold for all of these men to get together in one place, at the same time, announce it beforehand, and open the entire thing to the public. Bring your pitchforks indeed.
So with the organization preparing to to tell us their side of the postseason story, FTF decided to open up ol' Pandora's Photoshop Box in an attempt to get the community's view on the current State of The Sharks. Whether it's hopeful, macabre, or somewhere in between, send us an email at fearthefin@gmail.com by 5:30 PM Thursday.
Hell, I'll get things started.
Go Sharks.
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Oh, the huge mantee!
(c/o Mina)
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
I ran into my old Sharks-fan landlord today
And he’s bringing a tape of the Washington – Rangers series to them.
Fear The Fin = We're not as think as you drunk we are.
We had that on Fear the Fin before – I had forgotten it! Still funny.
Fear The Fin = We're not as think as you drunk we are.
I remember the caption
Sharks Lose…SPECTACULARLY!
"I suddenly hate Canada with a passion = BASTARDS!!!!!! " -Mr K, Upon hearing Moyes filing Chapter 11
Not political Ang or K!
I just thought it’d be fun to go to one of those Obama me sites, use MY work, and then fuss with it in photoshop. So I did.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
by CTGray on May 11, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ha ha! I like how you make sure to say it’s not political so I don’t bash it for being political … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 11, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If you have any more, send em to me via email. That way they’re fresh yo.
Oh, and as for the shop’? Duggin it holmes, duggin it.
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aye aye Captain!
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
Wooooooooooooo*
*It’s late, we’re both up, and a “wooooo” just seemed appropriate. That’s all I got really.
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I'm putting the finishing touches on my crappy photo
"I suddenly hate Canada with a passion = BASTARDS!!!!!! " -Mr K, Upon hearing Moyes filing Chapter 11
It needs more hiller
"I suddenly hate Canada with a passion = BASTARDS!!!!!! " -Mr K, Upon hearing Moyes filing Chapter 11
"I suddenly hate Canada with a passion = BASTARDS!!!!!! " -Mr K, Upon hearing Moyes filing Chapter 11
LOLZ
if you have a bigger version, it’d be a tad easier to read
I feel honored to be tossed in with the FTF staff.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
For some reason I could read the bubbles clear on my mac this am, but not on my work PC.
I also realize I’m the only FTF staff member without a real picture, so I’m changing that now.
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 12, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Plank and I tried to drunkenly convince you to join the staff when you were at my house.
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 12, 2009 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
It was mostly you trying to convince him, iirc. Plank was too busy talking about his man love for Dan Boyle and the many ways he’d prove it.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
He sure has a hefty amount of manlove to spread, doesn’t he?
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 12, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
he wasn't initially scheduled
but I was pretty sure he’d be one of those “to be added later” players.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
It's not necessarily about being good
Sometimes the worst technical ‘shops are some of the funniest. It’s just about having a good idea. It doesn’t have to be perfectly executed to be funny/witty/etc
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
i also don't have photoshop :P
mspaint artwork may be coming up guys
by a10dency2ask on May 12, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
It is
also free!
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
Another one (realistic)
Not mine – courtesy of National geographic.
Duck slapping shark in snout.
Though I think the sad case here is that the shark eventually won, unlike us.
Sleek will be all over this one
Cartoon bubble captions and all.
Nice find, Shiromori.
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I’m all over this as soon as my desktop gets over its virus.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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The kind that makes your computer restart over and over and over again in perpetuity until you turn it off. And then once you turn it on again, the fun starts all over!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
Win32 Virus
I got a fun one recently that jumped from executable file to executable file, infecting EVERYTHING. It took about 5-10 reformats of the system drive (I have partitioned drives, so I wanted/needed to keep all the non-system files) before I finally realized the problem. It would seem to be fixed, but after a few days it would spread to something I used and restart the holy hell of fuckery. Eventually, I just had to delete all .exe files and then reformat. No problems since, but I did lose my entire installer directory which I use to easily get my computer up and running when I regularly reformat, which sucked.
I have a special place in my dark side reserved for the people who create and distribute viruses. If I ever meet one of these people I will fucking destroy them slowly.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
That type of virus
isn’t even profitable. What happened to those good old fashioned fake anti virus software scams?
"I suddenly hate Canada with a passion = BASTARDS!!!!!! " -Mr K, Upon hearing Moyes filing Chapter 11
i have been getting a lot lot lot lot lot of viruses lately
i’ve gotten decent at removing them
although apparently not decent enough since they keep coming back…
by a10dency2ask on May 12, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Got some good ones today. Keep sending em in folks.
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