ECF Game 1 Open Thread
From our Fearless Leader (aka Jason Plank) = "Make sure to open the thread for tomorrow or I will eat your babies."
So, um, without further ado....
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And here I wasn’t going to pack a lunch for tomorrow….
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you have babies?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 17, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Nope! Unless you count the 16 in my classroom – they can act like infants occasionally.
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or I will eat your babies.
Hmmm, projectile vomiting into the campfire, eating babies…makes one wonder
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions
mmmmmmmmmmmm babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go pens
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on May 18, 2009 12:26 AM PDT reply actions
don't ask why I had this thought
but I wonder if babies taste different depending on color … hmmmm
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 9:17 AM PDT reply actions
see … someone else must have wondered that at some point … I’m not the only odd one … :)
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Did you know
That they do not use babies to make baby oil?
That just seems like a double standard in terms of commonly accepted advertising standards. I mean, when I buy Sunflower Oil, they press the seeds and make oil. Do babies think they are too important? Did the baby union go on strike over cruel working conditions?
Caveat Emptor. That shit doesn’t have any babies in it.
Oh, and go Canes!
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on May 18, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Absolutely rec'd
Morti, do us all a favor – appear in standup comedy IMMEDIATELY. If anonymity is more your thing, write a comedic book.
The Pub Landlord has got nothing on you…. though you and I need to see him if and when he comes Stateside.
Fear The Fin = We're not as think as you drunk we are.
It was my dream at one point to be a stand up comic
Sadly, I have also had dreams about a Stanley cup parade on Santa Clara Street, and a man following me home with a banana on a stick.
Make of that what you will. Could someone please page Dr. Freud?
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
banana on a stick? hmmmm
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You need a modern day Joseph
To interpret your dream…. In the meantime, I’m gonna say the man with the banana on the stick is a subconscious manifestation of your latent fear of tropical fruit.
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I dont’ know … I’m thinking it could be something else myself … (shrugs)
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
I kept trying to put what you’re suggesting into writing, but it came out too disgusting. Leave it to Ang to dildo-ize the banana, LOL.
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come on … like anyone would expect anything less of me!! :)
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Just In Case
anyone was thinking something was fishy. Let me recount the full dream.
It involved me walking home from college. When I turned my head to check for cars when crossing the street, I noticed a man with a banana attached to a broom handle.
I thought nothing more of it and continued to cross the street. I looked back and noticed the man again, only this time there were more bananas on his stick, and he also tried to look as inconspicuous as possible. Like he wasn’t really following me.
I turn around later and he is literally heaving under the weight of all of these bananas on his stick. Yet he is still trying to look inconspicuous.
That’s about the gist of it really. He wasnt coming at me with a banana on a stick attempting to insert it somewhere bereft of daylight.
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
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He wasnt coming at me with a banana on a stick attempting to insert it somewhere bereft of daylight.
uh huh … likely story …. ;)
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That's some dream
Like I said – you need a Joseph.
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I dont like pineapple
So you could be onto something there.
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Mr. K. 5/5/2009
For some odd reason...
Edible babies made me feel like watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…
Let the end of the world begin with us!!
by insanewidget on May 18, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Not that I’m a baby…
(Please don’t eat me, Please don’t eat me, Please don’t eat me, Please don’t eat me, Please don’t eat me, )
I’m a baby
sooo Plank, how do you like your baby prepared?
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
next week
hey, wait, how are we talking? don’t we have school…yawn?
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope!
Finals this week. 2 hours today (already happened!) 2 hours tomorrow. 1 hour on Wednesday. HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
your finals are only 1 hour long?
lucky, at serra, our are 1 and a half.
we get next monday off, then on tuesday i have 2 finals, then i have 1 final on wednesday, thursday and friday.
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
GO CANES!!!
i don’t like pittsburg…or malkin…or crosby.
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
yeah, seriously. Annoying SBN!
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when did that happen and why did no one tell me?!
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didn't you know
That we’re all ballers? HA!
Unfortunately (for me) therapists don’t make enough to buy Lexuses?…Lexus?…Lexi?
You missed the message…probably out raking dirt
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
No joke.
It looks much nicer raked, doesn’t it? It was also the easiest way to clean up the left overs from shovelling.
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Indeed it does. When you get done with that you can help us finish the back yard. It’s only about an acre…you can stay over a few days after the wedding.
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
wedding??
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
you gonna pay for my air fare? ;)
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and a rental car
potentially a hotel room…:)
You know I’d come if I could!
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Week from Saturday…the 30th…
Party starts at 3pm…here at the pool…vows at 6…party ends sometime Sunday
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We gots lots of cars and spare rooms. Hey, I drove out here. It only takes 4 days, at a leisurely pace.
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
massive road trip!
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Yeah…and I did it in a 30 ft motor home with 4 dogs, a bird and an aquarium. But it was fun
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
that sounds like a movie…
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Trust me, there were time that would make Chevy Chase an Oscar nominee…the bird kept up a running commentary the entire time.
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I drove from Charleston to Alameda County in 2006
Awesome drive. Had to help my cousin move when no one else could.
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I only wish
we could have stopped along the way more. My son was following in my truck, pulling my boat. We missed some things that would have been fun to stop and gawk at. I’d like to do it again with no agenda
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you would, and that’s very special in itself
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Lurker Shark on May 18, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
For those that want to know
The game is at 4:30pm on Versucks. NBC won’t see another game until next Sunday (Game 4 of the WCF).
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thank God
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Pens!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 4:31 PM PDT reply actions
good save there
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Pens score! and it was a beauty!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
don't know what your talking about
that was ugly…GO CANES!!!
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Pens score again !!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHA
OMG THAT’S HILARIOUS I JUST WET MYSELF FROM OVER EXCITEMENT IDUNNO YOU ARE THE MAN THAT’S REALLY THE BEST JOKE EVER I COULD ONLY HOPE TO RISE TO HALF OF YOUR PUN MAKING STATURE….
:-D Sorry, got carried away there!
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it wouldn't take much
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by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nonono
I’m just joshing ya – I had a little too much sugar in the afternoon.
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1:24 between goals, two consecutive shots
What a momentum boost for Pittsburgh.
Fear The Fin = We're not as think as you drunk we are.
I missed both goals due to phone call. Apparently my phone is good luck for the Pens.
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what is your number again? :)
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
sadly for you, it was my land line that rang.
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darn!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
To the toilet with your vile communication instrument
Do so now, I beg thee!
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I kinda need it
Sorry.
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Fair enough
Maybe it has other luck-bringing qualities that have yet to reveal themselves.
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we can only hope
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better label that as not political
QUICK!
;)
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I was making a joke…a bad one, it would seem.
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Ah
I thought you meant what happened to me earlier in the season.
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Fleury’s probably not partial to you, either…. j/k.
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ditto
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by Dave Valentine on May 18, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
what does that mean in english?
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by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It means
Fleury probably doesn’t like you either. I say stuff like this to my students = “I don’t like math.” “Well, math doesn’t like you.” Third graders think it’s hilarious – FTFers, maybe not so much.
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how can one not like math?
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
what?? math is cool tho … like a puzzle
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Logic puzzles are cool. Math itself (i.e. arithmetic, algebra, calculus, etc.) is not.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
what about
logic math puzzles?
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha! I love math … that and sciences were always my fave subjects … luckily my boys take after me in that regard
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
geometry is logic...damn proofs
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not consider geometry proofs to be logic puzzles, especially when there is a rule that is along the lines of, “since x=x, x must equal x!”
But puzzles like Five Houses (aka “Who owns the zebra?” or “Who drinks the water?” – very famous puzzle) are so fun. I once spent an entire summer doing those.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
i consider geometry an asshole
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Algebra II was more of one
I happened to have a really good geometry teacher, but a terrible Algebra II teacher.
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i love algebra2/trig
i have a 99%, mainly because my teacher puts extra credit on every test. so i don’t even need to finish the final to keep my A
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by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Algebra I was the worst, but then again, horrible Algebra I teacher, completely awesome Geometry teacher (after we finished our tests, we could play Battleship and Connect Four, and there were lots of games we played regularly in class that related to the subject), and a hilarious Algebra II w/Trig teacher (two thirds = “two turds” in his accent).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
When you think in pictures, equations seem very foreign. Words I can turn into images in my head. It’s like painting with letters. Math, not so much.
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i've thought of amazing drawings
too bad i can’t draw :(
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i know
that’s my best subject. my math teacher did this formula thing. and i have to get a 63% on my final to keep my grade. and no, i’m actually not the smartest guy in my class, this other guy has to get a 28%…bastard
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by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
cool
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
About time for a new poll
Will the Cardiac Canes show themselves tonight?
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no
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got this email
The State of the Sharks will be broadcast tonight at 6:30 and 10pm on CSN.
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for those of us who choose to watch the Wings kick out the Ducks that night instead of going … :)
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
they will be showing the short version
the 3 hours version you have to watch online.
The CSN dude had a fantastic shirt…TCY was all over it.
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I tried looking online for the plane guy
I couldn’t find him – I watched all of hour 1, and skimmed through 2 and 3 looking for the dude. I heard TM reference the guy in hour 3, so it was either in that one or in 2, but MAYBE the Sharks edited it out (there seemed to be a jump between hour 1 and 2).
Anyone see it online? I really want to hear his craziness (I heard it last year but there were so many crazies that it didn’t seem as out of place).
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haven't looked for him online
But I think he was in a drab olive or brown shirt. I wan to say he had brown hair, but I may be making that up.
I’ll try to look for him later. He is AFTER the players leave.
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or I think he is
Pretty sure he was.
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go to google and search sharks blog
FTF comes up as the 4th site, that has to mean something
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 18, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah … we have to do more to make it #1
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE CORN! MORE SEAGAL!!!!
Make it happen, people.
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No goal
thanks to the whistle, I think.
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MAF
was unintentionally knocked into his net in a way that prevented him from making a play. Sounds kinda interference-ish to me.
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fair call, imo
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Did Fluery trip that guy (Canes) or did he just pull a Cheechoo?
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ha ha @ pull a Cheechoo
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the guy but he falls down a lot. It’s endearing, and occasionally ill timed.
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I can sorta relate tho … I’m clumsy as all hell … can’t tell you how many bruises I get from walking into things … I swear walls just jump in front of me all the time.
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Pens score!!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
sweet
are you and me like the only people on here going for the pens?? lol
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on May 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of us are rooting for the Canes
but the Pens are my Eastern Conference back up team. hehehe
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ha ha!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
well
all of my damn teams are out already… i have to pick the lesser of the 4 evils… Pens and Hawks… ewww
"..." - unknown
by SetoThorMarChooSki on May 18, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I’m Pens & Hawks … for now
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
3-1
man, looked like Ward shoulda had that one. It just slowly drifted in past him.
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Free Candy elbows?
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Pensblog inspired joke. Orpick is “free candy”
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oh... hahah
i was about to ask you where i could get some free candy… lol
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on May 18, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
damn Canes score
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
Canes make it 2-3
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Let’s go Pens!
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
where the Hawks let me down in Game 1, Pens came thru
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by ang6666 on May 18, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Hell of an ending there.
And an ugh at the team I’m rooting for losing the first game of both series.
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Tell me about it
Those Blackhawks better come through tomorrow night.
Speaking of which… time to throw up another thread, before Plank gets baby hungry again.
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WCF Game 2 Thread is LIVE
Go over and take a peek.
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Well that's just a bit early.
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by Lurker Shark on May 18, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

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