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Cinco de Mayo Open Thread

Two games to watch while you sip your cerveza:

1. Vancouver @ Chicago, 5pm PST

2. Detroit @ Anaheim, 7:30pm PST

 

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Which teams will win tonight to go up 2-1 in their respective series?
Vancouver and Detroit
6 votes
Vancouver and Anaheim
17 votes
Chicago and Detroit
13 votes
Chicago and Anaheim
5 votes

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Cinco de Mayo already?

Man the year has flown by fast.

It’s the Chinese year of the Ox, but I’m still writing year of the Rat on all of my checks.

Did anyone celebrate Star Wars Day yesterday?

by Morti on May 5, 2009 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummmm....

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by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Star Wars Day

May 4th.

“May the forth be with you!”

I’ll get my coat.

by Morti on May 5, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all you buddy. I’ve been following him for like a month, and it’s utterly hilarious.

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by Mr. Plank on May 5, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not celebrate “what a clever play on words!” day. I’m a nerd, but I’m not that nerd.

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my friends definitely celebrated star wars day too

it was all over her interwebs

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be late for the 1st game tonight – taking my boys out to dinner. But should be in the thread in time enjoy watching the Ducks lose. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

there should have been a “to” in there.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what you are refering .

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, my joke failed.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it. :D

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gray...

You are always there for me.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got your back

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even catch stuff like that half the time (or all the time if it's me typing)

My mind does a great job of filling in the blanks. Which is why I have someone proof read all important stuff.

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m such a perfectionist at times, that when I realize I made a mistake, I try to correct before anyone else does

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

now thats dedication

now only if the sharks okay im kidding

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to say something.

From Wikipedia:

Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “fifth of May”) is a regional holiday in Mexico, primarily celebrated in the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 5, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

aye, but we Americans did what we do with every regional holiday we feel needs recognition; we turned it into an reason to get drunk. We’re a partying people, what can I say?

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I eat mexican food bout 3-4 times a week … last thing I need is another reason to eat mexican food. yet Cinco de Mayo comes along and I always take my boys out for mexican food. it’s more of an excuse to that week have it 4-5 times vs 3-4 times. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

just the basics … have not yet figured out how to make tamales … tho they are yummy!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, yus

I need to learn how to make those. So good!

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're not that hard to make...

It just takes forever and because it’s a big production it’s best to make like 50 at a time… but we make em’ a little different than in Mexico.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the central america countries make them a little differently … I know I can do it … just more need to motivate my ass to do it.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorites:

pork, with a prune, olive, carrot, green beans, and peas embedded

and guatemalan-style mole tamales (SO GOOD!)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah … I’m partial to guatemalan style myself

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m partial to any style that tastes delicious.

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tamales are difficult to learn…but not hard to make once you get the hang of it. It took me many years of searching for the right teacher.

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by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone wants lessons...

my mom is visiting in August!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheers

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would get excited about a fact like this.

But the nation of France has as good a reputation for fighting in Wars as the Sharks reputation in the playoffs.

Sorry Mexico. and Sharks.

by Morti on May 5, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't mind that at all

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are the Red Wings

I’m sure they’re pretty adept at “going down” by now.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on May 6, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and here I thought that sentence was clean. Silly me!

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by CTGray on May 6, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else

see the “Marleau-for-Drury” scuttlebutt over on Puck Daddy? I must say I liked the thought of Drury on the team when DW was pursuing him a while back, but I fail to see this as an even trade. Maybe Drury and a pick, or Drury and a prospect, but I don’t think Drury would approach or equal the scoring Marleau brings. But that’s just me.

by Chicago Shark on May 5, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

aye

there are a few threads on the subject running around somewhere. We seem to be universally against the idea.

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they'd include Rismiller...

I’d do it in a heartbeat.

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by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sarcasm

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to question your sanity

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

does he count as a prospect?

does he light your sex on fire?

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

mine, personally?

no… not my type.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two Games

Then back to Hartford!

by Morti on May 5, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the guy

I know he wasnt the best Shark to grace the ice, but he deserved a few more games than two.

Maybe the Sharks didnt offer him a deal and playing in Hartford was the best deal he got offered.

by Morti on May 5, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either that or it really revealed the Sharks’ lack of depth after the big name players/rookies who kept having these amazing debuts.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why stop at Rismiller?

Throw in Mark Bell as well and its a deal!

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sean Avery?

We need a leader. Even if it is just controversy leader..

by Morti on May 5, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just threw up

in my mouth. at work. thanks

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, So we should trade Patty to the Rags for...

Drury
Rismiller
Bell
Avery

I think may have just caused Armageddon.

by Morti on May 5, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not Jorges too!

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penalty City

starting to form 3 minutes in.

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah crazy

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overtime -

Point/Counterpoint: Should the Stanley Cup Playoff Overtime Be Modified

I love playoff OT myself. But thought some here might want to head over there and read, comment, whatever.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

An Emphatic,

hell no, was my response to the idea.

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys!

Did you guys see that post on Puck Dadd….

What? Oh okay…

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

 If I walk out of the room again, do the Canucks score again?

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

remarkably

they didn’t manage to score during intermission ;)

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it didn’t take them long to make up for it there. heh

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got off work, haven't seen one second of hockey all week

and I’ve got my (imaginary) money on the Nucks and Ducks.

by senor_k on May 5, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

The Coyotes just filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy (!!!), which nullifies the lease agreement they have with Glendale and the franchise can now be bought and moved away from Phoenix. Jim Balsille is rumored to be interested in buying the team and moving it to Ontario.

Not only does that completely suck for all those Yotes fans who have been sticking with the franchise through the tough times (both on the ice and off), but it also screws up the league’s alignment as well. The West will need another team (assuming that the new Ontario team with be in the East) and there will be quite a few divisions that will need realignment. The Pacific Division will probably add either the Canucks or Avs, which will make the already awful divisional travel that much worse.

But none of that compares to how much it would suck if you were a Yotes fan. As a fan of non-traditional market team as well, I really do feel for them. It sucks, especially if the team is moved thousands of miles away. And because elitist “traditional” market fans say that they didn’t deserve the team anyways.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that sucks

really sucks

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

that sucks a lot.

So, 4th team to California?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish,

hasn’t there been discussion of a second team in tonronto

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

They could definitely support two hockey clubs

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

any city in canada.

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

moose factory

i don’t think so

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's moose factory?

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's way up north where,

chechoo is from

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wiki here

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

that’s a bit tiny

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That way, everybody could go to the game!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

move them to

alaska? hawaii? hawaii definitly isn’t out of the way of travel

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

divisional travel

adding the canucks wouldn’t be that bad. we’d just go north, still the same time zone unlike colorodo.

and on an off topic. if the winter classic is held in denver, colorodo, with the thin air, would shots travel faster? or will the rockies lend the aves their humidors?

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm just saying

when the winter classic ends up in denver, would the puck travel faster?

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

For us, it may not be that bad. Its still a few hundred miles farther than Phoenix is, but that’s not that much of a difference in terms of air travel. Plus, same time zone. That’s always a good thing. However, its around 3,000 miles from Dallas to Vancouver, which would absolutely suck for division road trips. Colorado would make things more box-ish, and would be more fair to Dallas.

Either way, this whole situation sucks.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it's colorodo

then they’ll be thinking “WTF? what did we do wrong? now we’ll never win this division.”

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That goal trickling into the net was tragic and awesome all at once

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright muchachos

I’m three sheets to the win on magaritas and other stuff, and I’m constantly pressing backspace to crorrect my typos – hwa’t’s the score?

GO SHARKS…. ah crap……………………..

I hate myself on cincodemayr

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by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAH

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

geez

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

just don’t drive anywhere tonight

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like I didn't get that fanpost up quick enough

FTF is seriously on top of it. I still can’t believe the Phoenix news.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a serious mess is what it is.

Honestly, I think we’re either going to see the Coyotes move or Bettman get fired. Man are things happening fast with that though.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You see

I have no life. And I can type fast.

But yeah, it completely sucks for Phoenix. If they get a buyer quick enough, the franchise could be somewhere completely different next season. The last home game they had this year could be the last game played in Phoenix, period.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

And situations like this make me incredibly grateful for the massive amounts of support the Sharks have had pretty much every year since their inception. I don’t think we’ve ever had to worry about the Sharks being relocated, even in the dark days of 71 losses and the uncertainty of having a winning season.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

And even with said support and attendance the Sharks are still a favorite target for some Canadians when they talk about relocation/contraction.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck those guys

I’m so fucking tired od canadians not knowing theire shit whene itcomes to USA chockey. they cna go suck a fat one for all i care.

Canadiens chve the worst sense cof geogrphryf everwe . ]]

Yes i’m still drudnek.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can tell.

And it’s usually the Canadians who don’t know the difference between NorCal and SoCal.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah man

When i wa in Vancouver in January there was this guy that sade “You stupeid Sharks fans in Socala you know knthing about hockey.” And I says to the guy, “San Jose is in Northerne Calairifonai.” He oooks at me like I’m stupid…

Shit does this tehave a lot of typos – I lvoe mexicona holidays.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's be honest

it’s a US holiday.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re freaking hilarious!

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually one mention of the attendance numbers tends to shut them up.

And I’ve actually seen a lot less disdain for the Sharks than for the two SoCal teams and most of the SE division. The continued on-ice regular season success for the franchise as well as the strong community support and lots and lots of rich high-tech companies to pay for advertisements and luxury boxes helps as well.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

Does yours hae nice writing and mine has typos up the waxozooo?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because I am not drunk.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touche3

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mirtle's

all over this. This whole thing started after Balsillie tabled an offer to pay off all the Coyotes’ creditors, so long as he can move the team. Unless Bettman can manage to find enough money to outbid him, no way a bankruptcy judge doesn’t take that offer. If we’re lucky, Bettman pisses off the owners enough over this that they decide to fire him.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMDONE BETTGMAN@@@!!!!

Fuck it up man!!!!dlfj

GET YOUR ASS FIRED!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk K is awesome.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I first thought it was a joke, but now that I know its real its so much funnier.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friends don’t let friends drink and type

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why you gotata playar hate, iduenoo?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t hurt me inter-drunk (and possibly real life drunk) K.

Say K, on a 1 through 10 how drunk are you??

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking like a 125 man

I think i meante to ytyep less than that, but that nubmer is prety goodd.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see...

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you gonna remember this tomorrow?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOdlf on a second

Lukere shark s is calling on me .

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

Save some for your trip out here next season…we’ll do it up right!

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

You got room for one more Dave?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure do!

Two guest rooms, a big couch, a couple of big chairs that have been used on occasion, and a queen air mattress that can be pressed into service.

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on May 6, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like you have room for about 5 more

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by CTGray on May 6, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon

K is coming out here for the Sharks Thrashers game. It’s about a 2 hour drive to Atlanta (about as long as it took me to get to SJ from Napa). We can make it a grand FTF appearance at Atlanta.

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on May 6, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds epic.

It just better not end up like our trip to go see a game with Sleek.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 6, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

But, it’s the Thrashers, for Pete’s sake!

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on May 7, 2009 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucks yea1

Youreh the fucking man dave1

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

make sure you,

down water, have a protein shake/drink, and take a vitamin pill you’ll be good to go.

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don't down the water too fast

I have seen that go horribly, and had to clean up the aftermath.

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

eewww...

i have a good “taking care of drunk person” story… but i think i’ll save it for the next FTF reunion at TYC’s (there’s gonna be another one right… RIGHT???)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohooo! come back from dinner to find out Van is ahead … half my prediction for tonight is going right so far

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

of course :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

first time i’ve ever done that, i just don’t feel right doing that as a guy

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt the same way when I did my first :)

It doesn’t get tooo weird after. you could do this one too ;)

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't do it,

i’ll leave it to ang she’s a pro

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

This shiet is done

Vfuicng Vancouvere and al l of cAndad thaey fuckine g sucks balss . CDjaichago is goige to atake tabcack hthis seriesldjf.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

(slowly translates)

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

is it safe to say this K is cooler than the other one?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's definitely drunker.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'dl anwser thei s one

HEls s yes im drunkd man, whshesesh waht do ai i have dot do to tget ist grhoguh to you?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It goes lie kthis mane

I was in downtonw Capmalbe at Aqudi’s which si thsi meixcon place that hsa good amargtias. My bossd ordred two fore fme and o had them bothl.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

amargtias

+1

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nofjnonon man

PLUS ONE TO OOYOU MANA!~!!! 0708you coudl understand me nn mycondition!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, stewardess?

I speak drunk…

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Airplane reference

I was too drunk to understand it previously.

“Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive.”

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in this thread did you type the classic:

“I luvvvv yuuuuu maaaannnnnnn!”?

You must have one hell of a headache right now

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 6, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha!

SLGT has heard of my exploits – God bless averagejoe.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 6, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wathci it man

I cant stay this durink foreferf.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could try

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah man

I love you man – not like that matttman guy, he doesn’t thingk i’m drunk man. Keep the faith idudono!!! I’ll buyd you doyeour foirsbt beer wherne youre odld enoguhe.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

suhwheeet maannn

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Ignore my post 4 or so up. Answered my own question!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 6, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

more entertaining

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh … dude! … careful you will sound like Plankdude soon :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not quite as talkative as Plank when drunk.

Close, but you can still get a word in edgewise.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Palnak is like a god man

I dofn’t know how he doens it – that’s awhy i am secodn fiddle on thsi site e.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks on the power play?

Something doesn’t seem right about that…

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

No cosre yet man

those ducks eill shwo the world hwos’ boss1!!! Proenger for presidente man!!! Susensions foe all!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to be this drunk

like, right now.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liek fiucking

yeasterdyday breo! Waht is costa rica time liek anwyays?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

this stuff is golden

you should write a fanpost about baby seals or something…like right now.

by sharks on May 5, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Babya sweal!s!!

Tha’s shit is whack man! Taht team fel abparat befoere I ws acfucikngi born man!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh … that is almost something I can twist around … I think … not quite sure

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thas shits is right one brother!

Thso little bastads fdrove me to the drink! IT"S ALL THERI FAULTS!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now that I think about it,

pretty much all the teachers I know drink heavily. Makes sense.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for the general awesomeness of this whole thread

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

for the School of Rock reference.

I had one a couple days ago. Someone said they didn’t care if they got insulted so i said “You’re a fat loser and you have body odor.” Too bad nobody got it :(

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck man

I need to see that movei liek right now. Whiel I’m in my precous condietion.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

I watched that movie 3 times in a row. Once in French. I don’t even speak French.

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

not watching the game?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckign joan cusack man

I cananot satand that broad she bores the snot otu of mwe.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the white winged dove

oo baby oo said ooo

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Whas the fuck are you talkeing aboue? I still loe you vman!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I loe you too

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jst for the reocer thoguh

I dont’ swing that way – if you do, no wwswet man.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that comment

and I thought it was just funny in general

by sharks on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Costa Rica is 1 hr ahead, so on Mtn time right now… but i don’t think that’s what you were asking. It’s heaven. Girls. Sun. Food. Nature. Undescribable. Well, it does rain a lot.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

darn

reply is my friend… reply is my friend.. reply is my friend..

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rep;kly lis youre firend

RPReach it brothea

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr K

I have no tequila… will i go to hell for drinking whiskey on 5 de mayonaise?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayonaise bro?

Why the fancy wsorsd? iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111

Whsikey is for the british – where’s m orti when you need em?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry...

es mejor si uso palabras pequeñas? muy cortas. frases simples. si?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPELAK FUCKDIGN ENGONLISH BRRSK!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it's FUCKING LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!111

i thought spanish was welcome on this most holy of drunken mexican days

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahs shit mey bad man

Nockwe yoruself teh fukc out.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiero tus pantalones. Hombre.

Not sure how that applies but that’s my favorite line in Spanish.

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coño.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIESTA!!!!

I’ve found that foreign languages can be divisive and scary, so I’m gonna quit now.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know the cool thing about the word que...

it means what? but put two of them together (queque) and it means CAKE! I LOVE CAKE!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put three of them together

it means “what cake?”

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spanish I

I’m confused

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me tos o man

IS’m so fucksing confused by thwis shit. And I speakd Frechw!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

with all the extra letters you've been typing in english

i can’t wait to see what your drunken french typing looks like (oaicn;leaknoiabhalnleizhf)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Myf ddrinking ahs influcnec my typing

Issn’t is t obfous?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're right

i think you commit less typos this way… right ang?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he isn’t correcting our typos anymore at least … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s never been more clear.

It’s a CONICO DO MAYO miracle!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

not often to i actually laugh out loud

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn ducks

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Teemu

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO1!!!!!!1

Fuck the DRED WINGS!!111

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

not into fucking them myself … but thanks for offering them to me … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahd damn it al l ange

You’e beggin me to say somethien not so nice …. i’m note goine to fall for your bait!!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!! you have never said a not nice thing before

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ash fshit peopsle

Ang is cominag one to me – helps me thins k of smeothing meane!!!!!

:p-D

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we bottle the essence of drunk K?

I swear we’ll make millions

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hold on a edlfsocne

I ned to fucking piss mu pants. LEts me find a botel.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is worse, peeing one’s pants, or peeing on Earl’s couch??

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pansts

Earls coushv is fprobaly ifensted with fleas.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at the very least

we’ll always have this epic thread.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck no man

as sons as I’m somber I’m hidngi hthis shit.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh we'll just see about that...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh don't you dare

i’ll give you a cookie if you don’t

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What lind of cokei?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommeate in colege awas from Combomeia!!!

IF si said anyething about coke hw woudl dget some fucking pissecd offr!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

any kind you want K

trust me, you’ve earned it

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit man

You dfo coek?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

A COOKIE! I promised a cookie, not drugs bro. Although I do know some people… never mind.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Codl cool man

I’d mbe down feof a cookei. Snciker doeole s are mfey famvoruite.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

So I didn’t even know what a sinckerdoodle was until about 3 years ago… they don’t have them in CR

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

print screens can be our friend … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must revoke admin privileges asap

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheehhe!!!!

I djsu caleld Plank, he midghe listen to you!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well done my friend. Well done.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckign a man

That guy cals me TOW TIMES when shes drnk, and he’s jfucking sober sas a boy socut righr now!!!! He was so fucing serfous aboue his hoecky – not lei kthe the Sahrks are fuckgin doeing anytiend righr now.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you bottle a thread?

will teh interwebs let you?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anaheim

just blew a fukin’ 2 on 1 shorthanded with 10 secs left in the period. HAHA!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I'M SO LOST!!!!!

K, this is really really confusing me.

I’m curious though. How does a drunk K happen to find the “shift” button when more than half of the people my age don’t know it exists?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Duek

I’m d a fucking teaher man – I knwo where TehAT FUCKING SHIFTE SKEY IS!!!!11

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Looks like you found caps lock there.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duek?

Is that my new name or something?!?!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shtus your fucking hoele DUEK

You’lls take your name and YOU"LLL FUCKING LOEV IT MAN!!!1

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JDUST KDINFIDNG BOR

I STILL VLVOE YOU MAN

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

you don’t swing that way…not that there’s anything wrong with that…

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay good

Drunk K scared me a bit there.

I LOVE YOU TOO

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful K,

you might get people thinking you’re part of NAMBLA. And not the one at SLGT.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/wiki’s that

OH MY GOD

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/wiki’s that

OH MY GOD

LOL!!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks for somewhere to hide
/goes in the closet

OH SHIT

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOM! Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet!!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

que?

anyone else picking up on my southpark reference?

by sharks on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh-oh

did I just get out South-Parked??

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

one of their ways of joking about latinos who can’t speak english

find the rainforest episode on the internet somewhere, I was watching some I had saved on an old computer the other day.

by sharks on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

a;sjdlfkjsdfjsdfjwlkjr

Hey did you see that one episode when they killed Kenny?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

that one was the best, for sure

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAKE!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Ep. Ever.

Close 2nd:

‘I made you eat your parents!!!’

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whate eh fcauck is NABMLA?

nasty ass bitch mother cukers liks ass?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm goni gto look up on widkpeia

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t … not worth knowing

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

you’re going to look up nambla, at school?!

Dude, this might call for an intervention…

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah,

BAD idea

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AH FUCKING SWICK MAN#!!!

ALLEN FUCKIGN GINSEBERG MAN – fuckign beat as s porets in fuciing north beach and new yorlk jsut fuckign stepuid man.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

North American Man/Boy Love Association

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTSF????

Taht’s some shirt fight there man

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

North American Man Boyes Love Association over on SLGT.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that's just wrong

on so many levels

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why Game Time is so awesome.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This might be my favorite comment ever.

So rec’d.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so epic...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No mand, Michele jakceson is eEPIC man!!!

Like his reocoerd comvpany – get uit?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

As sono as I goe hoem

Id’m having aneother drink – and theine I’ml be aback on this sthread.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

please take a cab

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you?? Do you even know?!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I"M DAT MY FUCKING WORJK MAN!!!

A FEriend drovpped me ofd and I’m aloen ahta this school in froent fo my computere just fucking drunk out of my sfucking spchkull.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

EPIC!!!!!!! DRUNK AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the school? Don’t let the children find you!!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

google for a cab company and call them

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know what school he teaches at?

I almos want to call a cab for him… except that then he’ll stop posting on this epic thread

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

they know where it is … they are simply too lazy to use it

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

I’m trying to catch up to him but it’s gonna take a while (and a lot more drinking) to override my grammar and spelling

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for lack of shit-keying (guiilty!)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

omaigawd

this thread if full of win

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU BETS YROFUE SWWEET ASS TI IS!!!!

Full of win – hoely shit, that prehse dint’ have ay typos!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. I don’t just have a sweet ass I have a “swweett ass”

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

you better belive it!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

TI IS!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

aye

That’s even better. You can tell because of the extra w and t.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it weird that i feel wrong commenting on your "swweett ass"

since I’ve met you and have an extremely vague recollection of what it might look like?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was the super skinny one

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s cute! (a bit on the pale side….)

by AfroPuff on May 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember your face and general appearance

I just don’t think I got a good look… ok i’m gonna stop now

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I’m not good at this internet flirting thing… or whatever this is. Shit I might be seriously catching up to K.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just reminding you which one I was. I am solidly off the market.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think i knew that

so I apologize (?) yet still appropriately compliment you somehow? In any case, good for you.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaa

I wasn’t offended

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread is sooo awesome

All due to Drunk Mr. K!

Thanks Drunk Mr. K!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm trying to get to his level of drunk

but i doubt it will hold up to his… he set the bar at infinity

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CuKING LIKE SPINAL TAPAS BEOE~~~

CRAnK IT UP TO FUCIKING LEVENE MAN!!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmm

spinal tapas……..

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

None more black

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Smell the Glove!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Face wash!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying!

No tequila… losing power… nooooooooooo

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFIDF ONE YOU GUYUS TR Y DCALLING ME AT CSCHOO?

MY PHEON JUST RANG ANDF IC COUDLNT PICK OT UP EDCAUCSE I"M GDRUKN!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh..

Are you getting drunker?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there an elephant in the room with you?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is an epelphanat?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's like an Oliphant

but smaller

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hodl on gusy

I need to sue the batheroom.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Sue the hell out of it!!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

full of win

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(peeks in)

Yeah, I’ll see you guys later.

(closes door)

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably a wise decision.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a train wreck I feel compelled to watch

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No... stay and play

it’s fun, i promise!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay kiddies

I’m off to do homework so I don’t end up like Mr. K because I need too

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

BOO

FEAR THE MF FIN! no do hmk it’s good for you but remember to have a life

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep drinking

But he’s just too epic… too drunk, too perfect… can’t… compete… bah. Two more and i’ll stop correcting typos. I’m just doing what you all should be… be honest we all wish we were as cool as K.

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

now i want to listen to journey

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i'm doing good

but i’m a little sad that I used non-mexican elixirs to get there

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back

Had to go pick up BK for my brothers, without using a car or bike. Very interesting experience.

However, it does not even come close to this thread. Freaking hilarious.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

you’ve been missing out while on your BK trek.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha's BK?

Buekre KNIgs?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRITISH KNIGHTS

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuhnigits!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nee!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a SHRUBBERY!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

’Ello?

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mother was a hamster

and your father smelt of elderberries!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

African?

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR A PEEIN!!!!!!

GET IT????

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

African or European swallow?

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's your favorite colouer?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run away!!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sons of a silly person!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by “Buekre KNIgs” you mean “Burger King,” then yes.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahah!

Tahsk mymcoelie! But I dthoguht you leike d IND AN COUCNT BURGER?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only assume you had a fifth of Scotch or something hidden in your desk.

You should be sobering up by now.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKIGN NOW MAN

I hanvent eaten in lie 7 horus, and I had liekd tow magrageits and some tohter stuff, and i had fthis compuer on so id jsut saw the trhead thand nthen i stareted typing. I dontr’e htink i’m oging home tongiht.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might make calling in sick tomorrow difficult.

Just sayin’.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whdo are yout calling difcilut?

ust fuckign with you man – thats preyht funny.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh... you can crash here...

but that might not help because i think you’re in campbell or somehwere not near here

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

aRe YOU CMgond on to me man?

It’s ok bor, jstu done’t gete you r hoeps up.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no i don't swing that way either

i just have sympathy for working hung over

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asll godo bro

Jsut jerkign youre hcaoin.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burger King is closer. It is not feasible for me to travel to In-N-Out and back on my scooter.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

did he ask about In-n-Out?!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so. That’s the only burger place that would make sense given that combination of letters.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRANSLATION FTW!!!!!!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...

IND AN COUCNT BURGER = In-n-Out

Friggin decoder ring is on the fritz

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently.

Look at it long enough and you’ll see it. Like one of those damnedable magic eye things.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a donkey!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought maybe it was Indian Couch Burger…

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

eeewwwwww.//\

no thanks

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Indian Count Burger...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damsnd that was wa long piss

I loked tin teh meirro and I dondt’ recogneize myself.

Was pLankd just here? PALNDK!!!! I JSUT CALLED YOU MAN WHY DIDNT SYOU STAY ONE EH PHONE LONG?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad you wre pissing

and dnot puking

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dnot?

Whats the uckc f is this?

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm getting drunk

because we all want to gtow up to be like you K

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuke me man

I have thei s atrdocious headahe. I thinl I’d betere aacall in sinck tomororwo

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

good idea

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright I'm out

take care of that kid will ya

by sharks on May 5, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Who ? dudinoo?

He’s allright mane, I’m ogng to buy im a beer ina few yeasx/

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two games to watch while you sip your cerveza:

guess he wasn’t kidding

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

sip

my

……

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FCUCK THE RED WINGES

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

the wienees's?

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaen did anaheim score the 2nd goal?

FTF is waaaay too enertaining

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

a few minutes ago

niedameyer (don’t know how to spell it) while crashing into osgood

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NIEDKLERYARYER

oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup thats it

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay I'm back

Sloppiest HW I’ve ever done. This is tooo entertaining

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Your priorities are correct.

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

aye

I have homework not getting done here myself.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit that was quick

what’s your major???? because if hmk takes that long i chose the wrong one

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in high school!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hkahaha

i never did hmk in high school… no wonder i had a 3.6 wheighed and was still the smartest in my class (despite not the best grades)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I 'mgoine staret callgn you AMLA

THA"S THE WORST NICLENAME EVER BUT E ILM SITCING TO IT.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's take.

SLGT already calls Brad Boyes NAMBLA.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is AMLA misspelled or an acronym I don’t get?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is AMLA misspelled

I would guess “Yes”

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annual Mexican-American Lesbian Association

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMLA = NAMBLA

Or at least, that’s what I got from it.

And all this talk of NAMBLA just makes me think of Jon Stewart. Because of a joke, not because he’s a pervert.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he doesn't look like Marlon Brando...

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

or both

kidding;, he’s awesome

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The National Aeronautics and Space Administration, or NAMBLA…”

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The North American Man/Boy Love Association, or UNICEF…”

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst. Nickname. Ever.

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness I'm a senior

And its in the middle of AP testing.

No homework plus not caring about homework makes things super easy.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky you.

At least this didn’t happen last night. I had a midterm this morning.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I had a 30 minute powerpoint presentation today on illegal immigration. That was like, the last thing I cared about this year (besides AP tests, but whatever).

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

so did my friend

but he’s a grad student… you aren’t an engineer at SCU are you?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am indeed.

I believe we talked about that at TCY’s.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn my memory

what class… it must be the same one if my friend had a midterm too… early this morning?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, applied math II

It’s that time of the quarter.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

calling him right now to see if hes in that class

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLSU ACLOHOL!!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

and +1 to you, sir

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

in high school

man ppl are young on teh interblogs… must watch language/comtent… NOT

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

O k ugys I' mreally sorry about his

but I need to wlak hoe m righ wno. Cahch you allc later.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

how far is it?

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

aye, will chip in

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there for moral support

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheap bastard

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cries =(

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

being motherly here … but be careful!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK DETROIT!!!

(they puts the puck in the place there)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

with K gone

(if he’s gone) I’m the drunkest on here untill he gets back (if eh comes back)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

While you’re not as drunk as K, I’m sure you’ll do fine.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got some big shoes to fill.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

It’s gonna be a difficult task.

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a standard to live up to...

can you handle it?

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

because my gf just got off work and dammit to hell i have to go to a bar with her so i can’t fill K’s shoes i faild you all ok?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surreeeee

You chickened out of the job!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

if i wasn't slightly in control of my mental functions

i woul;d post my # so ou could call and hear my gf telling me to get my ass out of here

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson here kids

Don’t get that drunk near a computer. (or a car. srsly)

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

aye

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen to that

especially a car…. REALLY!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get drunk and near any machinery period!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes ma'am

When I’m drunk I’ll try to stay away from computers.

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

A kid at my school was killed by a drunk driver a month ago. And freshman year a kid I knew was killed in a hit and run by a drunk driver.

Drunk driving is NOT COOL.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had to pipe in with the sobering comment

but really, a good message to get out there… it’s serious bussiness

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially good msg since there are minors on this board as well … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% Agreed

I used to never think Drunk driving was as dangerous as it is. It wasn’t only til’ a few weeks ago when Nick Adenhart, Angel’s pitcher, was killed by drunk driving. It effected me way more than I expected. I mean I watched him pitch one night and when I wake up in the morning the first thing I see is “Nick Adenhart killed.”

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it didn’t really hit me until Marcus died (the guy from the hit and run) and the principal came over the announcements to talk about it and lead a moment of silence. So many people were crying. And I don’t think the killer has ever been fully convicted.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Who was it? Hopefully not anyone I taught or knew….

Oh, and I’m sober-ish now. Hence the lack of typos (I think…).

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anthony Rejas, I think? I don’t think you know him, since he’s a junior and you left before that class came.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't recognize the name

That’s terrible. I hope the guilty person(s) went to jail.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they might have died in the crash too. It was just a bad situation all around.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like

trying to follow hockey, this twilight zone thread, and make high school grad announcements with my son

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats to your son

My youngest bro is graduating this year as well. Amazing how fast they grow up, eh?

I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"

by Nael M. on May 5, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh!! only thing that ever makes me feel old is seeing what stage in life my boys are in

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

differend grad though

don’w worry ang you’re still in your prime

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tell myself that every morning .. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then

 what kind of adule tdrinks and aduletfun make you wake upso hapy
?

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ! … has nothing to do with drinks or anything of the sort … all bout attitude … I’m not ready to be old yet … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

weee i'm walking in june

hough i got my diplone in dec

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but don't worry

i don’t have a licesne,,, no driving for me!

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wait a minute...

only one typo?! You’re no where near as drunk as K…

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

Epilc fail

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT I HAVE TO GO

i love this trhead more than my girlfeind… yes i know tha fockesn up

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

because i can

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

go hang out with your GF before she brakes your machine

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wise advice

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that has to be an FTF record for nonsensical comments

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's some kind of record for us.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT

ok really gtg now i hat e to though damn K is epic i fail :* please don’t ban me form here you all rock i’ll be back another day with teh alcohols

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hope K vomes back soon for enterainment

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk people gone

I don’t know what to do!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I might actually have to do some work now

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that's not good

Hmmm… gimme a sec to come up with something interesting to talk about.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurry hurry hurry!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope K finds his way home. 1st thing he should do is go to FTF!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That he should.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHHA

CHECK!!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's returned!!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll be pleased to know

you’re making tomorrow’s links at SLGT.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going there now!

Heaven help me…

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could come up with something interesting to talk bout … but it’s not for kids’ ears :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTF already scarred me for life

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's not like we can do much worse to you now.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

REALLY

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

please do!

(late i know)

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

To tide you over

Here is a hilarious Shark Byte quick quiz.

Pickles as a silent movie star cracks me up.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was pretty good

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, a good way to kill 5 minutes.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slightly buzzed people still around tho

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit

got a link to this thread via five for howling. mr. k you are cracking me up. please show up on a SLGT thread this drunk. youll be a hit. this is awesome.

by averagejoe on May 5, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

funny!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

His drunken rambling are going to be all over SBN tomorrow…

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've already made an archive of this thread

@ 9:22

Just in case he follows through with his threat to remove it once he sobers up…

Oh, who am I kidding, he won’t remember a damn thing…

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

First post-sober K comment:

“WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT!!!!”

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

as the morning link master at gametime, im linking this shit.

by averagejoe on May 5, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re famous!!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and K is infamous

it means “more than famous”

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

saved me a trip from going to Dictionary.com

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

fantastic

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread really died without K to ramble it forward

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That it did.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just doesn’t feel like conico do mayo without him

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

It’s dead. It’s actually making me a little sad now.

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plank?

It’s safe to come in now.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yes sir

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by CTGray on May 5, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah … can’t believe he ran … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wondering

In an effort to keep conversation going and continuing with the hilarious typos, I’m wondering if anyone else here has read the infamous My Immortal? Simply hilarious.

Its 44 chapters, so if you don’t feel like trudging through enough typos to break MS Word (completely serious here), read this. Its sort of a spark notes version.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Can the Wings pls score! and then again !!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

There’s a hockey game on?

;)

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing too!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

or better yet … score … go into OT for many periods … and then win!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that situation.

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I’m out. I’m tired.

Good buys

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hiller is a greedy bastard.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike him greatly

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I’m back, alive, soberish….

What a night to be alive!

Oh, and my roommates came and rescued me (and my car).

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE – unless you’re out in the desert, cause that would be fun.

BUT NOT YOU, YOTES FANS – STAY AWAY FROM BOOZE AND SHARP OBJECTS!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

glad you are alive ! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I checked back FTF and look what I find. MR. K!

you forgot my nickname already right?

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually had forgotten

Until you reminded me, and I looked. AMLA!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharp Objects are around

But only to cut the pizza. And to stab anyone carrying a blackberry.

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
Five For Howling

by Travis Hair on May 5, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another reason not to own one

They run on crack, anyhow. It takes away from the alcohol business, of which I am a stockholder :-D

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The BloodBerry is kinda fantastic.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was kinda shocked by that

Ewwww….

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t even the one that made it. Leafs fan.

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
Five For Howling

by Travis Hair on May 5, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to make it super clear

Sorry for the drunk anti-Canada rant. I think I ruffled a few Maple Leafs…. er, leaves.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. I’ve done it. I’ve hated Canada a few time in this mess. Hard not to. 75% of Canda wants my tea to move.

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
Five For Howling

by Travis Hair on May 5, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understood

That’s probably what motivated me to rant like that = I’ve read too much in the last 6 months from The Globe (I think that’s the Toronto-area paper) about their salivating for a relocation.

Phoenix wasn’t a bad place – free parking! The Yotes DID beat the Sharks when I was there last year – d’oh!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really is/was

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

bloodberry reply fail

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or was it?

The up button make it look right.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

success then

I’m sure I’ll make the appropriate mistake later. Just ahead of the game.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to clear something up

IND AN COUCNT BURGER – In-N-Out Burger, Indian Couch Burger, or Indian Count Burger?

by mymclife on May 5, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inquiring minds want to know!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to know as well

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GARGH!1!!!

stop building up the suspense!!!!!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Indian Couch Burger!!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

I forgot I typed that = I think I meant In N Out Burger…. I remembered (in my drunken state) that your mom brought you it during a hockey night.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on Wings!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

damn!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap! Early whistle!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

or not?!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

terrible call

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn refs! … damn Wings for not scoring! … damn Hiller … grrrr!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Just...

damn

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on May 5, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hope that little scuffle gets a bunch of ducks penalties for the next game

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

the wings started it

they are the ones pissed that hiller stole another game

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 5, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that just 4 Ducks attacking Datsyuk at the same time?

Diiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrttttttyyyyyyyyyyy…I hate that I’m forced to cheer for the wings this series…

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on May 5, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay

I’m out…again. Sleepy time!

When I wake up something funny better happen!!!

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That would require

Another two Industrial Strength Margaritas from Aqui’s in downtown Campbell.

Night, AMLA.

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word. That's some good shit right there!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on May 5, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

aww

I thought drunk K would return :(

I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?

by idunno723 on May 6, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it

what happened?

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I hate to say the Wings got hosed, but they really did. Makes me hate the Ducks even more now.

@ Gray: Early whistle, even though the puck crossed the line before the whistle was blown. Since the “intent” was to blow the play dead, it’s still considered a non-goal.

I hate hockey.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on May 5, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate that “intent” thing. Well, the ref didn’t blow it dead but he intended to. Argh!

That’s terrible.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know you missed the shot 3 feet wide...

but the ref intended to move the net 3 feet to the right, just before you shot it. GOAL!

by a10dency2ask on May 5, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole intent thing is such a load of crap.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

blues lost a goal in game 4 because of an intent to blow a whistle. bull.

by averagejoe on May 6, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate hockey.

You keep that up and we’re going to worry about you soon.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A drunk Mr. K. synopsis - Part 1
I’m three sheets to the win on magaritas and other stuff, and I’m constantly pressing backspace to crorrect my typos – hwa’t’s the score?

GO SHARKS…. ah crap……………………..

I hate myself on cincodemayr
Fuck those guys

I’m so fucking tired od canadians not knowing theire shit whene itcomes to USA chockey. they cna go suck a fat one for all i care.

Canadiens chve the worst sense cof geogrphryf everwe . ]]

Yes i’m still drudnek.
Yeah man

When i wa in Vancouver in January there was this guy that sade "You stupeid Sharks fans in Socala you know knthing about hockey." And I says to the guy, "San Jose is in Northerne Calairifonai." He oooks at me like I’m stupid…

Shit does this tehave a lot of typos – I lvoe mexicona holidays.
COMDONE BETTGMAN@@@!!!!

Fuck it up man!!!!dlfj

GET YOUR ASS FIRED!!!!

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh and Dustin,

In case you get any ideas, I have an archive of this sitting on my desktop.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird

I used this same picture to sum up my reaction to last week’s Lost. Your use is, however, far more epic.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on May 5, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

we only want to save it cause we love you so much! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and because he's sober

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

good recap

thanks for skipping the spanish jibberish

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm back from the bar

and it seems everyone is gone…. i’m goint o celebrate seis de mayo and siete de mayo and so on too because this was way too much fun! ywes i realize i’ve posted 3 comments in a row, so sue me

Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?

by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So this thread was some pretty awesome reading.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on May 6, 2009 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm simultaneously embarrassed

And proud of my ability to find the “reply” button with a mouse. My motor skills were completely on the fritz last night – happy to provide your “Conico do mayo” entertainment.

Oh, I think I forgot to mention that the Taco Night @ Del Taco is a drunk man’s friend – those bad boys nursed me back to sobriety (the only solid food I had had in over 9 hours).

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]

by Mr. K. on May 6, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Internet connection $40.00
Membership to FTF Free
Watching Mr K on Cinco de Mayo PRICELESS

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on May 6, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats a mr.k like sign

or tshirt material

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on May 8, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

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