Cinco de Mayo Open Thread
Two games to watch while you sip your cerveza:
1. Vancouver @ Chicago, 5pm PST
2. Detroit @ Anaheim, 7:30pm PST
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Cinco de Mayo already?
Man the year has flown by fast.
It’s the Chinese year of the Ox, but I’m still writing year of the Rat on all of my checks.
Did anyone celebrate Star Wars Day yesterday?
Ummmm....

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
This is all you buddy. I’ve been following him for like a month, and it’s utterly hilarious.
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I did not celebrate “what a clever play on words!” day. I’m a nerd, but I’m not that nerd.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
one of my friends definitely celebrated star wars day too
it was all over her interwebs
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I’ll be late for the 1st game tonight – taking my boys out to dinner. But should be in the thread in time enjoy watching the Ducks lose. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
there should have been a “to” in there.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know what you are refering .
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, my joke failed.
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Gray...
You are always there for me.
Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!
by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even catch stuff like that half the time (or all the time if it's me typing)
My mind does a great job of filling in the blanks. Which is why I have someone proof read all important stuff.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
I’m such a perfectionist at times, that when I realize I made a mistake, I try to correct before anyone else does
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha ha!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wanted to say something.
From Wikipedia:
Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “fifth of May”) is a regional holiday in Mexico, primarily celebrated in the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 5, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
aye, but we Americans did what we do with every regional holiday we feel needs recognition; we turned it into an reason to get drunk. We’re a partying people, what can I say?
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
I eat mexican food bout 3-4 times a week … last thing I need is another reason to eat mexican food. yet Cinco de Mayo comes along and I always take my boys out for mexican food. it’s more of an excuse to that week have it 4-5 times vs 3-4 times. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
just the basics … have not yet figured out how to make tamales … tho they are yummy!!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They're not that hard to make...
It just takes forever and because it’s a big production it’s best to make like 50 at a time… but we make em’ a little different than in Mexico.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
all the central america countries make them a little differently … I know I can do it … just more need to motivate my ass to do it.
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
my favorites:
pork, with a prune, olive, carrot, green beans, and peas embedded
and guatemalan-style mole tamales (SO GOOD!)
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
yeah … I’m partial to guatemalan style myself
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tamales are difficult to learn…but not hard to make once you get the hang of it. It took me many years of searching for the right teacher.
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by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone wants lessons...
my mom is visiting in August!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Cheers
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I would get excited about a fact like this.
But the nation of France has as good a reputation for fighting in Wars as the Sharks reputation in the playoffs.
Sorry Mexico. and Sharks.
They are the Red Wings
I’m sure they’re pretty adept at “going down” by now.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
Anyone else
see the “Marleau-for-Drury” scuttlebutt over on Puck Daddy? I must say I liked the thought of Drury on the team when DW was pursuing him a while back, but I fail to see this as an even trade. Maybe Drury and a pick, or Drury and a prospect, but I don’t think Drury would approach or equal the scoring Marleau brings. But that’s just me.
If they'd include Rismiller...
I’d do it in a heartbeat.
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
*sarcasm
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 5, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
does he count as a prospect?
does he light your sex on fire?
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mine, personally?
no… not my type.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I feel bad for the guy
I know he wasnt the best Shark to grace the ice, but he deserved a few more games than two.
Maybe the Sharks didnt offer him a deal and playing in Hartford was the best deal he got offered.
Either that or it really revealed the Sharks’ lack of depth after the big name players/rookies who kept having these amazing debuts.
i just threw up
in my mouth. at work. thanks
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Ok, So we should trade Patty to the Rags for...
Drury
Rismiller
Bell
Avery
I think may have just caused Armageddon.
yeah crazy
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Overtime -
Point/Counterpoint: Should the Stanley Cup Playoff Overtime Be Modified
I love playoff OT myself. But thought some here might want to head over there and read, comment, whatever.
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys!
Did you guys see that post on Puck Dadd….
What? Oh okay…
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
If I walk out of the room again, do the Canucks score again?
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
remarkably
they didn’t manage to score during intermission ;)
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Just got off work, haven't seen one second of hockey all week
and I’ve got my (imaginary) money on the Nucks and Ducks.
Woah
The Coyotes just filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy (!!!), which nullifies the lease agreement they have with Glendale and the franchise can now be bought and moved away from Phoenix. Jim Balsille is rumored to be interested in buying the team and moving it to Ontario.
Not only does that completely suck for all those Yotes fans who have been sticking with the franchise through the tough times (both on the ice and off), but it also screws up the league’s alignment as well. The West will need another team (assuming that the new Ontario team with be in the East) and there will be quite a few divisions that will need realignment. The Pacific Division will probably add either the Canucks or Avs, which will make the already awful divisional travel that much worse.
But none of that compares to how much it would suck if you were a Yotes fan. As a fan of non-traditional market team as well, I really do feel for them. It sucks, especially if the team is moved thousands of miles away. And because elitist “traditional” market fans say that they didn’t deserve the team anyways.
Indeed
that sucks a lot.
So, 4th team to California?
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
yep
They could definitely support two hockey clubs
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
also
any city in canada.
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
what's moose factory?
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
that’s a bit tiny
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
move them to
alaska? hawaii? hawaii definitly isn’t out of the way of travel
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
divisional travel
adding the canucks wouldn’t be that bad. we’d just go north, still the same time zone unlike colorodo.
and on an off topic. if the winter classic is held in denver, colorodo, with the thin air, would shots travel faster? or will the rockies lend the aves their humidors?
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm just saying
when the winter classic ends up in denver, would the puck travel faster?
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
For us, it may not be that bad. Its still a few hundred miles farther than Phoenix is, but that’s not that much of a difference in terms of air travel. Plus, same time zone. That’s always a good thing. However, its around 3,000 miles from Dallas to Vancouver, which would absolutely suck for division road trips. Colorado would make things more box-ish, and would be more fair to Dallas.
Either way, this whole situation sucks.
if it's colorodo
then they’ll be thinking “WTF? what did we do wrong? now we’ll never win this division.”
"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra
by serrapadre716 on May 5, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright muchachos
I’m three sheets to the win on magaritas and other stuff, and I’m constantly pressing backspace to crorrect my typos – hwa’t’s the score?
GO SHARKS…. ah crap……………………..
I hate myself on cincodemayr
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Looks like I didn't get that fanpost up quick enough
FTF is seriously on top of it. I still can’t believe the Phoenix news.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
It's a serious mess is what it is.
Honestly, I think we’re either going to see the Coyotes move or Bettman get fired. Man are things happening fast with that though.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
You see
I have no life. And I can type fast.
But yeah, it completely sucks for Phoenix. If they get a buyer quick enough, the franchise could be somewhere completely different next season. The last home game they had this year could be the last game played in Phoenix, period.
Oh
And situations like this make me incredibly grateful for the massive amounts of support the Sharks have had pretty much every year since their inception. I don’t think we’ve ever had to worry about the Sharks being relocated, even in the dark days of 71 losses and the uncertainty of having a winning season.
Seriously
And even with said support and attendance the Sharks are still a favorite target for some Canadians when they talk about relocation/contraction.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Fuck those guys
I’m so fucking tired od canadians not knowing theire shit whene itcomes to USA chockey. they cna go suck a fat one for all i care.
Canadiens chve the worst sense cof geogrphryf everwe . ]]
Yes i’m still drudnek.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
We can tell.
And it’s usually the Canadians who don’t know the difference between NorCal and SoCal.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Yeah man
When i wa in Vancouver in January there was this guy that sade “You stupeid Sharks fans in Socala you know knthing about hockey.” And I says to the guy, “San Jose is in Northerne Calairifonai.” He oooks at me like I’m stupid…
Shit does this tehave a lot of typos – I lvoe mexicona holidays.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
let's be honest
it’s a US holiday.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
You’re freaking hilarious!
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually one mention of the attendance numbers tends to shut them up.
And I’ve actually seen a lot less disdain for the Sharks than for the two SoCal teams and most of the SE division. The continued on-ice regular season success for the franchise as well as the strong community support and lots and lots of rich high-tech companies to pay for advertisements and luxury boxes helps as well.
Why
Does yours hae nice writing and mine has typos up the waxozooo?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Touche3
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Mirtle's
all over this. This whole thing started after Balsillie tabled an offer to pay off all the Coyotes’ creditors, so long as he can move the team. Unless Bettman can manage to find enough money to outbid him, no way a bankruptcy judge doesn’t take that offer. If we’re lucky, Bettman pisses off the owners enough over this that they decide to fire him.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
COMDONE BETTGMAN@@@!!!!
Fuck it up man!!!!dlfj
GET YOUR ASS FIRED!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Drunk K is awesome.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Why you gotata playar hate, iduenoo?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Please don’t hurt me inter-drunk (and possibly real life drunk) K.
Say K, on a 1 through 10 how drunk are you??
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
Fucking like a 125 man
I think i meante to ytyep less than that, but that nubmer is prety goodd.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
HOdlf on a second
Lukere shark s is calling on me .
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Dude
Save some for your trip out here next season…we’ll do it up right!
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on May 5, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
You got room for one more Dave?
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Sure do!
Two guest rooms, a big couch, a couple of big chairs that have been used on occasion, and a queen air mattress that can be pressed into service.
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on May 6, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon
K is coming out here for the Sharks Thrashers game. It’s about a 2 hour drive to Atlanta (about as long as it took me to get to SJ from Napa). We can make it a grand FTF appearance at Atlanta.
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on May 6, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds epic.
It just better not end up like our trip to go see a game with Sleek.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
No doubt
But, it’s the Thrashers, for Pete’s sake!
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on May 7, 2009 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Fucks yea1
Youreh the fucking man dave1
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
make sure you,
down water, have a protein shake/drink, and take a vitamin pill you’ll be good to go.
I don't like you Detroit.
just don't down the water too fast
I have seen that go horribly, and had to clean up the aftermath.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
eewww...
i have a good “taking care of drunk person” story… but i think i’ll save it for the next FTF reunion at TYC’s (there’s gonna be another one right… RIGHT???)
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
woohooo! come back from dinner to find out Van is ahead … half my prediction for tonight is going right so far
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
of course :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
first time i’ve ever done that, i just don’t feel right doing that as a guy
I don't like you Detroit.
ha ha !
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I felt the same way when I did my first :)
It doesn’t get tooo weird after. you could do this one too ;)
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
This shiet is done
Vfuicng Vancouvere and al l of cAndad thaey fuckine g sucks balss . CDjaichago is goige to atake tabcack hthis seriesldjf.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
So
is it safe to say this K is cooler than the other one?
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
He's definitely drunker.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
I'dl anwser thei s one
HEls s yes im drunkd man, whshesesh waht do ai i have dot do to tget ist grhoguh to you?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
It goes lie kthis mane
I was in downtonw Capmalbe at Aqudi’s which si thsi meixcon place that hsa good amargtias. My bossd ordred two fore fme and o had them bothl.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
amargtias
+1
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
nofjnonon man
PLUS ONE TO OOYOU MANA!~!!! 0708you coudl understand me nn mycondition!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Excuse me, stewardess?
I speak drunk…
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Nice Airplane reference
I was too drunk to understand it previously.
“Excuse me, stewardess? I speak jive.”
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Where in this thread did you type the classic:
“I luvvvv yuuuuu maaaannnnnnn!”?
You must have one hell of a headache right now
Let's go Blues!!!
Hahaha!
SLGT has heard of my exploits – God bless averagejoe.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Wathci it man
I cant stay this durink foreferf.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Yeah man
I love you man – not like that matttman guy, he doesn’t thingk i’m drunk man. Keep the faith idudono!!! I’ll buyd you doyeour foirsbt beer wherne youre odld enoguhe.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
uh … dude! … careful you will sound like Plankdude soon :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not quite as talkative as Plank when drunk.
Close, but you can still get a word in edgewise.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Palnak is like a god man
I dofn’t know how he doens it – that’s awhy i am secodn fiddle on thsi site e.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Ducks on the power play?
Something doesn’t seem right about that…
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
No cosre yet man
those ducks eill shwo the world hwos’ boss1!!! Proenger for presidente man!!! Susensions foe all!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
I need to be this drunk
like, right now.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Liek fiucking
yeasterdyday breo! Waht is costa rica time liek anwyays?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Babya sweal!s!!
Tha’s shit is whack man! Taht team fel abparat befoere I ws acfucikngi born man!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
uh … that is almost something I can twist around … I think … not quite sure
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. K @ school tomorrow
Mr. K: Ok, here’s the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?
Mr. K: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
by Section223 on May 5, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Thas shits is right one brother!
Thso little bastads fdrove me to the drink! IT"S ALL THERI FAULTS!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that I think about it,
pretty much all the teachers I know drink heavily. Makes sense.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
rec'd
for the general awesomeness of this whole thread
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
+1
for the School of Rock reference.
I had one a couple days ago. Someone said they didn’t care if they got insulted so i said “You’re a fat loser and you have body odor.” Too bad nobody got it :(
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
Fuck man
I need to see that movei liek right now. Whiel I’m in my precous condietion.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Fuckign joan cusack man
I cananot satand that broad she bores the snot otu of mwe.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Just like the white winged dove
oo baby oo said ooo
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Whas the fuck are you talkeing aboue? I still loe you vman!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
and I loe you too
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Jst for the reocer thoguh
I dont’ swing that way – if you do, no wwswet man.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Costa Rica is 1 hr ahead, so on Mtn time right now… but i don’t think that’s what you were asking. It’s heaven. Girls. Sun. Food. Nature. Undescribable. Well, it does rain a lot.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
darn
reply is my friend… reply is my friend.. reply is my friend..
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Rep;kly lis youre firend
RPReach it brothea
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Mr K
I have no tequila… will i go to hell for drinking whiskey on 5 de mayonaise?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Mayonaise bro?
Why the fancy wsorsd? iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111
Whsikey is for the british – where’s m orti when you need em?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
sorry...
es mejor si uso palabras pequeñas? muy cortas. frases simples. si?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
SPELAK FUCKDIGN ENGONLISH BRRSK!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
but it's FUCKING LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!111
i thought spanish was welcome on this most holy of drunken mexican days
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Ahs shit mey bad man
Nockwe yoruself teh fukc out.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Quiero tus pantalones. Hombre.
Not sure how that applies but that’s my favorite line in Spanish.
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
FIESTA!!!!
I’ve found that foreign languages can be divisive and scary, so I’m gonna quit now.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
you know the cool thing about the word que...
it means what? but put two of them together (queque) and it means CAKE! I LOVE CAKE!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Put three of them together
it means “what cake?”
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Me tos o man
IS’m so fucksing confused by thwis shit. And I speakd Frechw!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
with all the extra letters you've been typing in english
i can’t wait to see what your drunken french typing looks like (oaicn;leaknoiabhalnleizhf)
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Myf ddrinking ahs influcnec my typing
Issn’t is t obfous?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
you're right
i think you commit less typos this way… right ang?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
he isn’t correcting our typos anymore at least … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s never been more clear.
It’s a CONICO DO MAYO miracle!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
HAHAHA
not often to i actually laugh out loud
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
damn ducks
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOO1!!!!!!1
Fuck the DRED WINGS!!111
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
not into fucking them myself … but thanks for offering them to me … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahd damn it al l ange
You’e beggin me to say somethien not so nice …. i’m note goine to fall for your bait!!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
ha ha!! you have never said a not nice thing before
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ash fshit peopsle
Ang is cominag one to me – helps me thins k of smeothing meane!!!!!
:p-D
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
ha ha !
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we bottle the essence of drunk K?
I swear we’ll make millions
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Hold on a edlfsocne
I ned to fucking piss mu pants. LEts me find a botel.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
which is worse, peeing one’s pants, or peeing on Earl’s couch??
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
My pansts
Earls coushv is fprobaly ifensted with fleas.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Well at the very least
we’ll always have this epic thread.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Fuck no man
as sons as I’m somber I’m hidngi hthis shit.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Heh we'll just see about that...
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
oh don't you dare
i’ll give you a cookie if you don’t
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
What lind of cokei?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
My roommeate in colege awas from Combomeia!!!
IF si said anyething about coke hw woudl dget some fucking pissecd offr!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
any kind you want K
trust me, you’ve earned it
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Holy shit man
You dfo coek?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
NO
A COOKIE! I promised a cookie, not drugs bro. Although I do know some people… never mind.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Codl cool man
I’d mbe down feof a cookei. Snciker doeole s are mfey famvoruite.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Nice!
So I didn’t even know what a sinckerdoodle was until about 3 years ago… they don’t have them in CR
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
print screens can be our friend … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Must revoke admin privileges asap
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Sheehhe!!!!
I djsu caleld Plank, he midghe listen to you!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Well done my friend. Well done.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Fuckign a man
That guy cals me TOW TIMES when shes drnk, and he’s jfucking sober sas a boy socut righr now!!!! He was so fucing serfous aboue his hoecky – not lei kthe the Sahrks are fuckgin doeing anytiend righr now.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
can you bottle a thread?
will teh interwebs let you?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Anaheim
just blew a fukin’ 2 on 1 shorthanded with 10 secs left in the period. HAHA!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I'M SO LOST!!!!!
K, this is really really confusing me.
I’m curious though. How does a drunk K happen to find the “shift” button when more than half of the people my age don’t know it exists?
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Duek
I’m d a fucking teaher man – I knwo where TehAT FUCKING SHIFTE SKEY IS!!!!11
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
by Mr. K. on May 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like you found caps lock there.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Duek?
Is that my new name or something?!?!
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
Shtus your fucking hoele DUEK
You’lls take your name and YOU"LLL FUCKING LOEV IT MAN!!!1
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
JDUST KDINFIDNG BOR
I STILL VLVOE YOU MAN
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
But
you don’t swing that way…not that there’s anything wrong with that…
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Careful K,
you might get people thinking you’re part of NAMBLA. And not the one at SLGT.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
/wiki’s that
OH MY GOD
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/wiki’s that
OH MY GOD
LOL!!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
/looks for somewhere to hide
/goes in the closet
OH SHIT
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
MOM! Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet!!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
yep
one of their ways of joking about latinos who can’t speak english
find the rainforest episode on the internet somewhere, I was watching some I had saved on an old computer the other day.
a;sjdlfkjsdfjsdfjwlkjr
Hey did you see that one episode when they killed Kenny?
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
yeah!
that one was the best, for sure
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Whate eh fcauck is NABMLA?
nasty ass bitch mother cukers liks ass?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
I'm goni gto look up on widkpeia
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
don’t … not worth knowing
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
you’re going to look up nambla, at school?!
Dude, this might call for an intervention…
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
AH FUCKING SWICK MAN#!!!
ALLEN FUCKIGN GINSEBERG MAN – fuckign beat as s porets in fuciing north beach and new yorlk jsut fuckign stepuid man.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
North American Man/Boy Love Association
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
WTSF????
Taht’s some shirt fight there man
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
North American Man Boyes Love Association over on SLGT.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
now that's just wrong
on so many levels
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Which is why Game Time is so awesome.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This might be my favorite comment ever.
So rec’d.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
This is so epic...
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
No mand, Michele jakceson is eEPIC man!!!
Like his reocoerd comvpany – get uit?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
As sono as I goe hoem
Id’m having aneother drink – and theine I’ml be aback on this sthread.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
I"M DAT MY FUCKING WORJK MAN!!!
A FEriend drovpped me ofd and I’m aloen ahta this school in froent fo my computere just fucking drunk out of my sfucking spchkull.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
HAHAHA
EPIC!!!!!!! DRUNK AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
anyone know what school he teaches at?
I almos want to call a cab for him… except that then he’ll stop posting on this epic thread
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
they know where it is … they are simply too lazy to use it
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
I’m trying to catch up to him but it’s gonna take a while (and a lot more drinking) to override my grammar and spelling
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
rec'd
for lack of shit-keying (guiilty!)
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
YOU BETS YROFUE SWWEET ASS TI IS!!!!
Full of win – hoely shit, that prehse dint’ have ay typos!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Awesome. I don’t just have a sweet ass I have a “swweett ass”
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
TI IS!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
aye
That’s even better. You can tell because of the extra w and t.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
is it weird that i feel wrong commenting on your "swweett ass"
since I’ve met you and have an extremely vague recollection of what it might look like?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I remember your face and general appearance
I just don’t think I got a good look… ok i’m gonna stop now
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Sorry
I’m not good at this internet flirting thing… or whatever this is. Shit I might be seriously catching up to K.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I was just reminding you which one I was. I am solidly off the market.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
I think i knew that
so I apologize (?) yet still appropriately compliment you somehow? In any case, good for you.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
This thread is sooo awesome
All due to Drunk Mr. K!
Thanks Drunk Mr. K!
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
i'm trying to get to his level of drunk
but i doubt it will hold up to his… he set the bar at infinity
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
CuKING LIKE SPINAL TAPAS BEOE~~~
CRAnK IT UP TO FUCIKING LEVENE MAN!!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
None more black
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Sorry
Smell the Glove!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
I'm trying!
No tequila… losing power… nooooooooooo
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
DFIDF ONE YOU GUYUS TR Y DCALLING ME AT CSCHOO?
MY PHEON JUST RANG ANDF IC COUDLNT PICK OT UP EDCAUCSE I"M GDRUKN!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
What the fuck is an epelphanat?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
I have no idea.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Hodl on gusy
I need to sue the batheroom.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
(peeks in)
Yeah, I’ll see you guys later.
(closes door)
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Probably a wise decision.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
funny!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No... stay and play
it’s fun, i promise!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Okay kiddies
I’m off to do homework so I don’t end up like Mr. K because I need too
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BOO
FEAR THE MF FIN! no do hmk it’s good for you but remember to have a life
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I keep drinking
But he’s just too epic… too drunk, too perfect… can’t… compete… bah. Two more and i’ll stop correcting typos. I’m just doing what you all should be… be honest we all wish we were as cool as K.
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
shit
now i want to listen to journey
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
yeah i'm doing good
but i’m a little sad that I used non-mexican elixirs to get there
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Back
Had to go pick up BK for my brothers, without using a car or bike. Very interesting experience.
However, it does not even come close to this thread. Freaking hilarious.
Yes
you’ve been missing out while on your BK trek.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Wha's BK?
Buekre KNIgs?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
BRITISH KNIGHTS
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Nee!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries!
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
African?
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
YOUR A PEEIN!!!!!!
GET IT????
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
What do you mean?
African or European swallow?
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Run away!!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Ahah!
Tahsk mymcoelie! But I dthoguht you leike d IND AN COUCNT BURGER?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
I can only assume you had a fifth of Scotch or something hidden in your desk.
You should be sobering up by now.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
FUCKIGN NOW MAN
I hanvent eaten in lie 7 horus, and I had liekd tow magrageits and some tohter stuff, and i had fthis compuer on so id jsut saw the trhead thand nthen i stareted typing. I dontr’e htink i’m oging home tongiht.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
That might make calling in sick tomorrow difficult.
Just sayin’.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Whdo are yout calling difcilut?
ust fuckign with you man – thats preyht funny.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Uh... you can crash here...
but that might not help because i think you’re in campbell or somehwere not near here
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
aRe YOU CMgond on to me man?
It’s ok bor, jstu done’t gete you r hoeps up.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
no i don't swing that way either
i just have sympathy for working hung over
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Asll godo bro
Jsut jerkign youre hcaoin.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Holy crap
did he ask about In-n-Out?!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Ah...
IND AN COUCNT BURGER = In-n-Out
Friggin decoder ring is on the fritz
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Apparently.
Look at it long enough and you’ll see it. Like one of those damnedable magic eye things.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Thought maybe it was Indian Couch Burger…
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
I saw Indian Count Burger...
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Damsnd that was wa long piss
I loked tin teh meirro and I dondt’ recogneize myself.
Was pLankd just here? PALNDK!!!! I JSUT CALLED YOU MAN WHY DIDNT SYOU STAY ONE EH PHONE LONG?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
I'm glad you wre pissing
and dnot puking
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
dnot?
Whats the uckc f is this?
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
i'm getting drunk
because we all want to gtow up to be like you K
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Cuke me man
I have thei s atrdocious headahe. I thinl I’d betere aacall in sinck tomororwo
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Who ? dudinoo?
He’s allright mane, I’m ogng to buy im a beer ina few yeasx/
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FCUCK THE RED WINGES
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
whaen did anaheim score the 2nd goal?
FTF is waaaay too enertaining
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
a few minutes ago
niedameyer (don’t know how to spell it) while crashing into osgood
I don't like you Detroit.
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Okay I'm back
Sloppiest HW I’ve ever done. This is tooo entertaining
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
Your priorities are correct.
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
aye
I have homework not getting done here myself.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
shit that was quick
what’s your major???? because if hmk takes that long i chose the wrong one
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
hkahaha
i never did hmk in high school… no wonder i had a 3.6 wheighed and was still the smartest in my class (despite not the best grades)
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I 'mgoine staret callgn you AMLA
THA"S THE WORST NICLENAME EVER BUT E ILM SITCING TO IT.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
It's take.
SLGT already calls Brad Boyes NAMBLA.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Is AMLA misspelled or an acronym I don’t get?
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
Is AMLA misspelled
I would guess “Yes”
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Annual Mexican-American Lesbian Association
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
AMLA = NAMBLA
Or at least, that’s what I got from it.
And all this talk of NAMBLA just makes me think of Jon Stewart. Because of a joke, not because he’s a pervert.
But he doesn't look like Marlon Brando...
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
“The National Aeronautics and Space Administration, or NAMBLA…”
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Thank goodness I'm a senior
And its in the middle of AP testing.
No homework plus not caring about homework makes things super easy.
Lucky you.
At least this didn’t happen last night. I had a midterm this morning.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
so did my friend
but he’s a grad student… you aren’t an engineer at SCU are you?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I am indeed.
I believe we talked about that at TCY’s.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
damn my memory
what class… it must be the same one if my friend had a midterm too… early this morning?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Yup, applied math II
It’s that time of the quarter.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
calling him right now to see if hes in that class
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
PLSU ACLOHOL!!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
in high school
man ppl are young on teh interblogs… must watch language/comtent… NOT
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
O k ugys I' mreally sorry about his
but I need to wlak hoe m righ wno. Cahch you allc later.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
yes please i will call and pay for the cab if it's more than 10 blocks
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
being motherly here … but be careful!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
with K gone
(if he’s gone) I’m the drunkest on here untill he gets back (if eh comes back)
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Got some big shoes to fill.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Quite a standard to live up to...
can you handle it?
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
NO
because my gf just got off work and dammit to hell i have to go to a bar with her so i can’t fill K’s shoes i faild you all ok?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
if i wasn't slightly in control of my mental functions
i woul;d post my # so ou could call and hear my gf telling me to get my ass out of here
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Lesson here kids
Don’t get that drunk near a computer. (or a car. srsly)
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
amen to that
especially a car…. REALLY!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Don’t get drunk and near any machinery period!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
A kid at my school was killed by a drunk driver a month ago. And freshman year a kid I knew was killed in a hit and run by a drunk driver.
Drunk driving is NOT COOL.
you had to pipe in with the sobering comment
but really, a good message to get out there… it’s serious bussiness
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
especially good msg since there are minors on this board as well … :)
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
100% Agreed
I used to never think Drunk driving was as dangerous as it is. It wasn’t only til’ a few weeks ago when Nick Adenhart, Angel’s pitcher, was killed by drunk driving. It effected me way more than I expected. I mean I watched him pitch one night and when I wake up in the morning the first thing I see is “Nick Adenhart killed.”
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
Wait...
Who was it? Hopefully not anyone I taught or knew….
Oh, and I’m sober-ish now. Hence the lack of typos (I think…).
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Anthony Rejas, I think? I don’t think you know him, since he’s a junior and you left before that class came.
I don't recognize the name
That’s terrible. I hope the guilty person(s) went to jail.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Nothing like
trying to follow hockey, this twilight zone thread, and make high school grad announcements with my son
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Congrats to your son
My youngest bro is graduating this year as well. Amazing how fast they grow up, eh?
I has good practice. Mike Grier keep shooting puck at me, and my confidence boosted very more. - "Evgeni Nabokov"
ugh!! only thing that ever makes me feel old is seeing what stage in life my boys are in
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
differend grad though
don’w worry ang you’re still in your prime
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
I tell myself that every morning .. :)
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
well then
what kind of adule tdrinks and aduletfun make you wake upso hapy
?
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
ha ha ! … has nothing to do with drinks or anything of the sort … all bout attitude … I’m not ready to be old yet … :)
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
weee i'm walking in june
hough i got my diplone in dec
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
but don't worry
i don’t have a licesne,,, no driving for me!
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
wait a minute...
only one typo?! You’re no where near as drunk as K…
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
DAMMIT I HAVE TO GO
i love this trhead more than my girlfeind… yes i know tha fockesn up
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Wow
almost 500 comments and only 2 1/2 make sense!
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
by idunno723 on May 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Ditto
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
dude
go hang out with your GF before she brakes your machine
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
I think that's some kind of record for us.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
SHIT
ok really gtg now i hat e to though damn K is epic i fail :* please don’t ban me form here you all rock i’ll be back another day with teh alcohols
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hope K vomes back soon for enterainment
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
Drunk people gone
I don’t know what to do!
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
Seriously
I might actually have to do some work now
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Hurry hurry hurry!
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
I hope K finds his way home. 1st thing he should do is go to FTF!
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
That he should.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
HAHAHHA
CHECK!!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
He's returned!!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
You'll be pleased to know
you’re making tomorrow’s links at SLGT.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going there now!
Heaven help me…
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
I could come up with something interesting to talk bout … but it’s not for kids’ ears :)
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it's not like we can do much worse to you now.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
please do!
(late i know)
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
To tide you over
Here is a hilarious Shark Byte quick quiz.
Pickles as a silent movie star cracks me up.
Yes, a good way to kill 5 minutes.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Slightly buzzed people still around tho
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
holy shit
got a link to this thread via five for howling. mr. k you are cracking me up. please show up on a SLGT thread this drunk. youll be a hit. this is awesome.
funny!!
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man
His drunken rambling are going to be all over SBN tomorrow…
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
I've already made an archive of this thread
@ 9:22
Just in case he follows through with his threat to remove it once he sobers up…
Oh, who am I kidding, he won’t remember a damn thing…
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
First post-sober K comment:
“WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT!!!!”
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
and K is infamous
it means “more than famous”
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Plank?
It’s safe to come in now.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
yeah … can’t believe he ran … :)
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Just wondering
In an effort to keep conversation going and continuing with the hilarious typos, I’m wondering if anyone else here has read the infamous My Immortal? Simply hilarious.
Its 44 chapters, so if you don’t feel like trudging through enough typos to break MS Word (completely serious here), read this. Its sort of a spark notes version.
Can the Wings pls score! and then again !!!
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
ha ha!
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
or better yet … score … go into OT for many periods … and then win!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hiller is a greedy bastard.
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
I dislike him greatly
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
Wow
I’m back, alive, soberish….
What a night to be alive!
Oh, and my roommates came and rescued me (and my car).
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE – unless you’re out in the desert, cause that would be fun.
BUT NOT YOU, YOTES FANS – STAY AWAY FROM BOOZE AND SHARP OBJECTS!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
glad you are alive ! :)
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I checked back FTF and look what I find. MR. K!
you forgot my nickname already right?
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
I actually had forgotten
Until you reminded me, and I looked. AMLA!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Sharp Objects are around
But only to cut the pizza. And to stab anyone carrying a blackberry.
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Five For Howling
Another reason not to own one
They run on crack, anyhow. It takes away from the alcohol business, of which I am a stockholder :-D
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
The BloodBerry is kinda fantastic.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kinda shocked by that
Ewwww….
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Just to make it super clear
Sorry for the drunk anti-Canada rant. I think I ruffled a few Maple Leafs…. er, leaves.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Nah. I’ve done it. I’ve hated Canada a few time in this mess. Hard not to. 75% of Canda wants my tea to move.
Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
Five For Howling
Understood
That’s probably what motivated me to rant like that = I’ve read too much in the last 6 months from The Globe (I think that’s the Toronto-area paper) about their salivating for a relocation.
Phoenix wasn’t a bad place – free parking! The Yotes DID beat the Sharks when I was there last year – d’oh!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Or was it?
The up button make it look right.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
success then
I’m sure I’ll make the appropriate mistake later. Just ahead of the game.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
Just to clear something up
IND AN COUCNT BURGER – In-N-Out Burger, Indian Couch Burger, or Indian Count Burger?
Inquiring minds want to know!
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
GARGH!1!!!
stop building up the suspense!!!!!
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
HAHAHA
I forgot I typed that = I think I meant In N Out Burger…. I remembered (in my drunken state) that your mom brought you it during a hockey night.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
come on Wings!!!!
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
damn!!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
Holy crap! Early whistle!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
or not?!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
damn refs! … damn Wings for not scoring! … damn Hiller … grrrr!!
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Just...
damn
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
hope that little scuffle gets a bunch of ducks penalties for the next game
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
the wings started it
they are the ones pissed that hiller stole another game
I don't like you Detroit.
Was that just 4 Ducks attacking Datsyuk at the same time?
Diiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrttttttyyyyyyyyyyy…I hate that I’m forced to cheer for the wings this series…
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
Okay
I’m out…again. Sleepy time!
When I wake up something funny better happen!!!
I had fun watching the Sharks, point of being a fan right?
That would require
Another two Industrial Strength Margaritas from Aqui’s in downtown Campbell.
Night, AMLA.
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Word. That's some good shit right there!
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
by ZeroIndulgence on May 5, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. I hate to say the Wings got hosed, but they really did. Makes me hate the Ducks even more now.
@ Gray: Early whistle, even though the puck crossed the line before the whistle was blown. Since the “intent” was to blow the play dead, it’s still considered a non-goal.
I hate hockey.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
I really hate that “intent” thing. Well, the ref didn’t blow it dead but he intended to. Argh!
That’s terrible.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com
i know you missed the shot 3 feet wide...
but the ref intended to move the net 3 feet to the right, just before you shot it. GOAL!
by a10dency2ask on May 5, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The whole intent thing is such a load of crap.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate hockey.
You keep that up and we’re going to worry about you soon.
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A drunk Mr. K. synopsis - Part 1
I’m three sheets to the win on magaritas and other stuff, and I’m constantly pressing backspace to crorrect my typos – hwa’t’s the score?
GO SHARKS…. ah crap……………………..
I hate myself on cincodemayr
Fuck those guys
I’m so fucking tired od canadians not knowing theire shit whene itcomes to USA chockey. they cna go suck a fat one for all i care.
Canadiens chve the worst sense cof geogrphryf everwe . ]]
Yes i’m still drudnek.
Yeah man
When i wa in Vancouver in January there was this guy that sade "You stupeid Sharks fans in Socala you know knthing about hockey." And I says to the guy, "San Jose is in Northerne Calairifonai." He oooks at me like I’m stupid…
Shit does this tehave a lot of typos – I lvoe mexicona holidays.
COMDONE BETTGMAN@@@!!!!
Fuck it up man!!!!dlfj
GET YOUR ASS FIRED!!!!
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Oh and Dustin,
In case you get any ideas, I have an archive of this sitting on my desktop.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
by Lurker Shark on May 5, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
we only want to save it cause we love you so much! :)
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by ang6666 on May 5, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
and because he's sober
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
good recap
thanks for skipping the spanish jibberish
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
by workthecycle on May 5, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm back from the bar
and it seems everyone is gone…. i’m goint o celebrate seis de mayo and siete de mayo and so on too because this was way too much fun! ywes i realize i’ve posted 3 comments in a row, so sue me
Yes, I'm from the tropics. Yes, I love hockey. What's not to get?
So this thread was some pretty awesome reading.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.
I'm simultaneously embarrassed
And proud of my ability to find the “reply” button with a mouse. My motor skills were completely on the fritz last night – happy to provide your “Conico do mayo” entertainment.
Oh, I think I forgot to mention that the Taco Night @ Del Taco is a drunk man’s friend – those bad boys nursed me back to sobriety (the only solid food I had had in over 9 hours).
Fear The Fin = Anyone who doesn’t like fighting in the NHL can go watch poker on ESPN. [Jamie Baker]
Internet connection $40.00
Membership to FTF Free
Watching Mr K on Cinco de Mayo PRICELESS
Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart
by Dave Valentine on May 6, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

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