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RFA of the Day: Torrey Mitchell

After breaking his leg in the preseason, Torrey Mitchell was abducted by the U.S. government and put through their rigourous experimental supersoldier program, dubbed "Weapon X". After fusing the almost indestructiable alloy adamantium to his skeleton, the U.S. government returned Mitchell to the Sharks in game three of the first round of their playoff series against Anaheim. That's what happened.

After breaking his leg in the preseason, Torrey Mitchell was abducted by the U.S. government and put through their rigourous experimental supersoldier program, dubbed "Weapon X". After fusing the almost indestructiable alloy adamantium to his skeleton, the U.S. government returned Mitchell to the Sharks in game three of the first round of their playoff series against Anaheim. That's what happened.


Let the hoovering begin...

"We missed that piece for 89-92 games, his speed, his tenacity, his gritiness, his abrasiveness."

-Todd McLellan on Torrey Mitchell, 2009 State of the Sharks

 That's one of many quotes which directly reference the effect that Mitchell's injury had on the Sharks. It's pretty clear. Everyone loves Mitchell, and at a level somewhat similar to the love that Marc Edouard Vlasic harbors for Mrs. Celiene Dion. After being dubbed the Sharks' rookie of the year in 2007-2008, Mitchell broke both major bones in his lower left leg during the preseason, and then things got a little crazy.

Mitchell, although originally expected to miss only two months, suffered many setbacks and ended up missing the entirety of the season. However, Mitchell was able to come back to the Sharks in the first round of the playoffs; and even though he didn't score a point, he was able to remind the coaches and fans what he is capable of bringing to the table.

What does he bring?

Well, if you were too busy thinking of Torrey Mitchell in that X-Men spandex uniform to read the first few lines of this story, here's a recap.

"We missed that piece for 89-92 games, his speed, his tenacity, his gritiness, his abrasiveness."

-Todd McLellan on Torrey Mitchell, 2009 State of the Sharks

That's pretty much it. McLellan hit it spot on. Someone give that young up-and-comer a head coaching gig.

If Mitchell is healthy, and is retained by the Sharks, expect him to entrench himself on the third line and hold onto it like a kitten to a tree branch. He should improve on his 20 point season last year, and hopefully, return to the strong penalty killing form that we saw for much of the 2007-2008 season.

We talked about the merits of Mitchell (which sounds like a title to a Jane Austen book) so much this year, that this post seems like a formality at best.

Yes, we missed Mitchell.

Yes, we should resign him.

Yes, you should read that book.

TCY's Final Offer: Two years at $1.00 MM. Although Mitchell's season long injury was bad for the Sharks on the ice, it's quite a convenient turn of events for their checkbook. Call me a heartless bastard but this injury was, dare I say, good for the Sharks overall. By missing the entire season, Mitchell probably scared off all the teams who would have extended an offer to him this offseason if he had progressed as expected. The Sharks' brass remains confident that Torrey is still a capable NHL player brimming with potential. I agree, and I'll give him two years to show me that he's still the player I remember. 

Poll
If you were Doug Wilson, how much would you offer Torrey Mitchell?
Under $750,000
9 votes
$750,000 to $999,999
56 votes
$1,000,000 to $1,249,999
120 votes
$1,250,000 to $1,499,999
49 votes
$1,500,000 to $1,749,999
10 votes
More than $1,750,000
15 votes

259 votes | Poll has closed

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I say give him all of the money!

All of it! $56M per year! For 15 years!

But in all seriousness, he’ll be paid in the $750K-$1M range, since I believe he got $750K last year and played a grand total of four games with San Jose this season. He is awesome, though, so his awesomeness might get him a raise.

And coincidentally, I just bought that book to give to my friend as a birthday present. I’ve been flipping through it, and the illustrations alone are hilarious.

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by mymclife on Jun 4, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I agree with you, but I typoed it. Should get around a mil, no more than 1.25.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised you were even able to post.

I’d have thought you’d have been hung up on the Torrey in spandex imagery.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah… I didn’t actually read the thing. Just saw “RFA of the Day: Torrey Mitchell” and posted. But now that I’ve actually read it, well, I’m opening Photoshop right now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jun 4, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

that is awesome. But where’s the spandex?

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

and uh, lurker, something you want to tell us?

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by CTGray on Jun 4, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

It’s ok to have massive man-crushes on most of the roster.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's true

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by CTGray on Jun 4, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally someone who knows how I feel!

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm there with you dude.

I might need a hell of a lot of booze in me to go as far as you would, but I’m there with you.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just don’t try and steal Dan Boyle from him!

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by CTGray on Jun 4, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno.

I might be willing to fight over him.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…to the death.

DUN-DUN-DUN!

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a bold statement. If you guys do fight it out, we get ring side seats.

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by CTGray on Jun 4, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Shughart and I don't duke it out over Patty first.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this outfit better, lol

And real!Torrey’s head doesn’t quite match up with cartoon!Wolverine.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jun 4, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing work, so good.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 5, 2009 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bang up job mymclife.

We built this city on rec’s and roll.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 5, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're both heartless bastards, TCY

After the Sharks’ postseason flameout (complete with Mitchell’s return), I had the same thought – that a lowball offer to Mitchell is completely justified AND convenient. $1.25M sounds about right.

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by Mr. K. on Jun 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean $1.00 MM, cause that’s what I said originally. ;)

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 4, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

I really thought my eyes saw $1.25… oh well, it still sounds decent.

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by Mr. K. on Jun 4, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your eyes lie, or I do.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 4, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still confused. :-D

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by Mr. K. on Jun 4, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Off the subject, but....

Do you have that image of Bum Killers Monthly? :-D

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by Mr. K. on Jun 4, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haven’t gotten to it yet, but I will.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 4, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tis a long offseason.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 4, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know why that’s being a “heartless bastard”- Wilson better be heartless this offseason, because the salary outlook looks pretty tight.

If you take into account his injury history I doubt he deserves $1.25 M anyways.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Preference

No preference to how much he gets paid, just that he is on the team, I really do not care if that takes away from potential FA shopping, we NEED this guy.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jun 4, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty bold statement, especially considering his injury history.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

In a concentrated dose, he brought more energy for the Sharks, and a lot of the shifts he had with roenick and cheech contributed a lot of energy and chances.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jun 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, he definitely brings a lot to this team- I assumed you wouldn’t want to be paying him 6 million dollars per for the next fifteen years and decided to yank your chain.

Excuse me for the sarcasm. Back to my Daria DVD’s. She understands me.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daria?

You should be watching this. Repeatedly.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d because you know me. All too well.

By the way, have you finished it number one yet? Doubtful because of finals (okay, out of the question because of finals), but I had to ask.

Get on it and inform me when you finish. I’d like to see which decisions you made concerning the Rachni etc.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I've played thru it a couple of times.

Trying different things you know? I just need to finish with a biotic since I was having more fun with that class than the others. I haven’t touched it in a while so I don’t remember what I was doing with him.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh hell yes. I assume you’re going to carry a Biotic into number two then?

From what I’ve read about the “dark second episode”, they’re focusing a lot on the gunplay (i.e. the Soldier class is probably going to kick ass). I’m probably going to give that a whirl this summer, but my first playthrough I used a Biotic class as well.

Just for the sake of nerding out, here’s what I got:

- Rachni saved.
- Ashley romanced (so fine!)
- Wrex killed (RIP big man)
- Kaiden sacrificed (had to protect my “investment”, ahem)
- Council dead (wooooooooo)
- Old white guy as Ambassador because Captain Anderson ain’t no goddamn paper pusher.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and I was an Earth-born sole survivor. Good karma, nice guy that I am. Humanity’s beacon of hope if I dare say so myself.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta go with Ashley and take care of that investment.

Damn man, now I want to fire up the 360. One more week…

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same boat as you, which is why I poured so much into that Claude Lemieux piece earlier this week.

Wednesday can’t come soon enough. So many games to play!

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thursday for me.

And hell, we got Ghostbusters coming out this month. Good thing school’s almost over.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, but I think I’m going to pick up either Fable 2 or Dead Space because I haven’t played those yet. I’ll wait for the reviews, although Ghostbusters does look pretty good.

Anyways, enough procrastinating for me. On a side note, TCY’s going to be so excited to see all these comments in the morning.

TCY: “Wow, so many comments! I bet they were discussing the salary cap ramifications of signing Mitchell to a $1.25 per deal vs. a $1.50 per deal. I’m extremely proud that my writing can inspire so much vigorous debate. Maybe Plank will give me a big ol’ raise.”

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That he will.

I’ve got Dead Space sitting around here somewhere and I haven’t fired it up yet. Same with RE5. Saint’s Row 2, Fallout 3 and Bioshock (yeah, I know I was late on that one) got in the way.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RE5!

I need to start playing that!

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by CTGray on Jun 4, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Co op some time?

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 5, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure

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by CTGray on Jun 5, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

XBOX guys

why did you make the text so small? I have 20/20 vision and I can’t read it. It’s great that you tell me how to shoot and all, but I can’t READ what buttons you want me to press.

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by CTGray on Jun 6, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And yeah, I think I'll keep the biotic.

See how that goes. I gotta say, I enjoy the whole throwing people across the room with your mind thing. Probably too much Star Wars as a kid.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Star Wars…

With all these hitting the shelves next Fall I just may retire from FTF haha.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Lucas Arts might actually get me playing an MMORPG with that one.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, if E3 wasn’t the week before Finals I would have made the trip.

And yeah, I’m in the same boat. TCY is interested in playing. Just sayin’.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like we may be in trouble then.

Peer pressure and all that right?

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yessir.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interested?

I’ve been waiting for this game my whole life.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 5, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, scratch that. ME2 doesn’t drop till next Spring and I’m not sure about The Old Republic. Either way, Assassin’s Creed 2 is coming out then, along with a whole bunch of other games I’m excited about.

Damn shame they don’t get released in time for summer. Damn holiday season.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

Summer’s the best time for them to be releasing stuff as far as play time goes. Even once you get into the real world.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Alright, I actually think we should pay him more than Alexander Ovechkin makes ;)

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jun 5, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve mentioned this before (and TCY threw down the gauntlet as well), but it’s great news Mitchell was injured all year. That contract isn’t going to be getting too much of a hike.

As for the years, I think I’d be willing to throw $1.25 for three, but $1.00 M for two sounds fine. My only concern is that he will ask for a one year deal this offseason so he has more of an upper hand in negotiations going forward. The 82 game injury isn’t going to be very beneficial for him in this regard.

My guess is he goes the route of Ryane Clowe and re-ups for roughly the same contract he had last season, then gets a new deal a year from now. Either way, it’s 99% certain we have him next season.

Hopefully he’ll be in the lineup every night.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully he’ll be in the lineup every night.

+five kajillion. He needs to make it up to me after missing all those games this year, and getting my hopes up that he would be back in November.

And like I said before, albeit in a slightly hyperbolic manner, I’m all for giving him a multi-year deal. Especially because next off-season almost everyone’s contract is up (Marleau, Pavs, Seto, and Nabby are the big ones that I can remember), and I sort of want to have a few guys still locked up. Not that Pavs, Patty, and Seto are going anywhere (RIGHT, DW??? /shakes fist angrily). His somewhat unimpressive career point total (11-12-23, including regular season and playoffs) will also land his salary in the low end of the spectrum. But that’s okay, as long as he’s a Shark for a long time.

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by mymclife on Jun 4, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sounds familiar
He needs to make it up to me after missing all those games this year, and getting my hopes up that he would be back in November

i’ve heard that from almost every female sharks fan that i know.

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by serrapadre716 on Jun 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And like I said before, albeit in a slightly hyperbolic manner, I’m all for giving him a multi-year deal. Especially because next off-season almost everyone’s contract is up (Marleau, Pavs, Seto, and Nabby are the big ones that I can remember), and I sort of want to have a few guys still locked up.

On board with that, but one thing that concerns me is his injury history. If he’s looking for a $1.75 M/3 year deal I’m not sure I’d pull the trigger. Around 1.25 at 3+ and you have me sold.

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by Mr. Plank on Jun 4, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually one those who voted for the low end of the spectrum (.75-1M), which he could easily be signed to for a one year deal, since he doesn’t have those impressive stats. I’m thinking more of a $1.1M at 2+ (preferably 3). He’s not going to be any more than a third liner unless he unexpectedly breaks out as a massive goal scorer, which I kind of doubt. Around $1M is the target salary per player on the third line for me (especially with the possible lowering of the cap this coming season), and $1.1M is close to that.

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by mymclife on Jun 4, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with you that he’ll only be a third liner, he doesn’t have the hands to be a scorer. HOWEVER, he is so unique that even if he is only a third liner, he’s still going to contribute like crazy.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 5, 2009 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Preaching to the choir, man

My friend and I always joke that Mitchell is absolutely horrible at handling the puck, but it doesn’t matter since he’s so fast nobody can catch up to him.

And just for fun, I want a Michalek-Marleau-Mitchell line. Fastest line ever.

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by mymclife on Jun 5, 2009 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, yes, yes,

X years, $1.25 million per

"It aint over till the fat lady sings." - Not Yogi Berra

by serrapadre716 on Jun 4, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

too expensive
how about two years for 1.25 mil

by Brian5517209 on Jun 4, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too lazy

to figure out what X is.

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by serrapadre716 on Jun 5, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you kidding me i'd take him at five years

he’ll never do it though because he’ll be worth way more by then

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Jun 5, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

X is 10

V is five

Roman numerals

Carving important stuff into rocks since XL was more than just a t-shirt size.

or you could just be making up values for x, but I prefer think in large, stone cut visuals.

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by CTGray on Jun 5, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought he meant X as in the variable x,

meaning signing him for any amount of years at that price, thus the to lazy to figure out the years comment.

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Jun 6, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did mean the variable

and i yes, thank you, i am too lazy to figure out the years

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by serrapadre716 on Jun 6, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(air high five)

take that ctgray

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Jun 7, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

take what?

The fact that I like to think in large stone cut visuals?
Hmm, yes, I feel so put into my Corinthian place. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some pottery to paint the Odyssey on. It’s going to be a very popular story one day, you know.

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by CTGray on Jun 7, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very good thing he was hurt all season.

Otherwise we wouldn’t be able to keep him hopefully on the cheap. I have to second serra on this. Yes, yes, yes.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 4, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whats the market for this guy?

we don’t know we’re not nhl gm’s

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Jun 4, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhh...

nothing like waking up in the morning to a standard bell curve distribution.

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 5, 2009 7:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We're awesome like that.

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by Lurker Shark on Jun 5, 2009 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Close

but it’s skewed left (up?) a bit.

by stufflife on Jun 5, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that would be standard normal distribution...

I just said standard. :P

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by That'll Cheech You on Jun 5, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mathematics? Pshhh.

TCY went to Bellarmine High School. The bell curve he is referencing is the one he got every time he stepped into the men’s locker room.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jun 5, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's statistics...

and you are a dbag.

Fear the Fin: Where we just have to want it more!

by That'll Cheech You on Jun 5, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jun 5, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is like totally off topic im sorry

but these kids got arrested in hillsborough for sexually assaulting a kid in a locker room with a

I don't like you Detroit.

by mattman on Jun 5, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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