Offseason Photoshop Expo 2
I'm on vacation all weekend. I expect to see some good 'chops when I get back!
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i'm bringing back the puns...

it’s Ryan Moe
by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that gets the laugh that’s really more of a groan
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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it had to be done
i’ll get it out of the way

by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard there are some good prospects on the Sharks' Tatooine Developmental Affiliate...

And before you try to flame, I know Chewbacca is from Kashyyyk, so stop.
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by That'll Cheech You on Jul 24, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Technically...
…only Wedge and the Tusken Raider were from Tatooine…
;)
Just kidding-as a fellow Star Wars geek, yours is my favorite.
by cyoung on Jul 24, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I dig yah. But Jabba isn’t from Tatooine either, and if I would have thrown him down I think it would have flown. So his guards should be exempt, too.
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by That'll Cheech You on Jul 24, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Wedge was from Corellia (same planet as Han Solo) Biggs was from Tattooine. I am a HUGE Star Wars geek so I had to correct ya :D
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Guys, I know haha. I just didn’t want to start a nerd fest. Do all my chops have to have a specific and accurate star wars disclaimer?
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by That'll Cheech You on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
well
if we’re going there.. Obi-wan isn’t from Tatooine either.
by ohmymarleau on Jul 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
In fact neither are Gammoreans ;). Oh man, Star Wars nerdery on a Sharks-related site for the win/
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patrick Mauleau

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
by Section223 on Jul 24, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why doesn’t he have a double bladed stick?
Fail!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
by ElvisVF101 on Jul 24, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not sanctioned by NHL/Easton/Reebok. Maybe they have them in the KHL…
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
by Section223 on Jul 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesomeness
Thornton & Afropuff approve of this picture
by AfroPuff on Jul 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NICE
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by jamestobrien on Jul 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better he's on our side than someone else's. Or is it?

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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oh wait i think i recognized him now
by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am totally freaked out by that.
by princessminako on Jul 24, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ben Linus iz on ur teams
effing up ur shiz
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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think by the fact that Ben would be allowed to play hockey
and that he has a tiny head. hehehe
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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torrey the Menace

Watch out Kurtis Foster!!!! =O
by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this thread seems less popular than the last one
by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Is everyone is on vacation or something?
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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess i’ll just keep watching season 1 of Dynasty until some more people show up…
by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats cuz morti aint clogging up the boards with his Quantity over Quality photoshops!
!!!
(I will though!!!)
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 24, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing's inspiring me yet
it’s much more difficult to go on without a pun on names or something.
by Shiromori on Jul 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
boy I wish we still had...
Curtis “Doc” Brown

by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But, we now have Scott Nichol-son!

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? "
by Shiromori on Jul 24, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
hey at least he's a joker
and not a choker!
by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad we got Rob "William" Blake back this season...

he sure has a way with words when talking to our young stars!
by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
he has been a great influence
on his friend Jody “Percy” Shelley

by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha, these are awesome.
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by Mr. Plank on Jul 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In homage for my trip to Vegas - "Rounders" own, Evgeni KGB

“I am still up grand… from this last time I stick it in you!”
by Shiromori on Jul 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LUKOWICH
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by jamestobrien on Jul 27, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's breaking the no hockey players rule, but I had to do it.

by Shiromori on Jul 28, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
WOW!
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by That'll Cheech You on Jul 28, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
solid work
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by CTGray on Jul 28, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap that is awesome.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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by Lurker Shark on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it turns out that
Pam Grier’s knees are > Mike Grier’s knees

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by Morti on Jul 24, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Might be handy to get the Waterboy on the team

We might want to look into putting Captain Insano on the team too. You know, for the sand paper the sharks need. After all, Captain Insano shows no mercy. Cant get grittier than that!
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by Morti on Jul 24, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Only if you make Shapiro a defender…THE greatest defender evah!
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
by Section223 on Jul 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Yippee ki-yay mother-*cut off by gunshot*
Nobody will ever question the heart of the team with John McClane playing wing.
No silly pun here. I just watched Die Hard (the first one) for the millionth time and was inspired.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 24, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Fantastic suff.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K
by Lurker Shark on Jul 25, 2009 8:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Brasky.
I tried to do a photoshop of Bill Brasky and he blew up my computer with his dick.
From across the country.
by HockeyJoe on Jul 25, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CRY SOME MORE

C’mon, you can’t tell me Sasha would be great for keeping Holmstrom and any other smart-asses like him from parking themselves in front of the net.
Now, you can follow my uninteresting life on Twitter.
by Nael M. on Jul 25, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
He does have a weakness. And that weakness is sandvich.
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by CTGray on Jul 25, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disagree. Once he’s finished with the sandvich, he can punch out all of Corey Perry’s blood.
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by Nael M. on Jul 25, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
right
but for those few seconds while he’s eating, the net will be a long forgotten thought in a mind filled with sandvich. This is a weakness if say, someone throws a sandvich at him at the same time someone puts a shot on goal.
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by CTGray on Jul 25, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!! A TF2 REFERENCE!!!! I love that game so much. I think we need to see a Thomas Greiss or Christian Ehrhoff Medic photoshop.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 25, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a beaut.
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by Mr. Plank on Jul 27, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solid shop.
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by That'll Cheech You on Jul 27, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Actually, I knew if ther backs were to me, I would just have to do the backs! Didn’t know if I would offend anyone though. But wouldn’t anyone want that kind of spiritual power on your team!?
by Pucked on Jul 27, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Offending people on the Internet is the start of a long career of continuing to up the ante. Just go with it.
by HockeyJoe on Jul 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this
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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like tyrannosaurs in F-14s!
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K
by Lurker Shark on Jul 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i’m thinking the t-rex looks like a seto.
"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 28, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a world I want to live in.
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by That'll Cheech You on Jul 28, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"This is so *cool*!" "This is so stupid."
+1 for the Calvin and Hobbes reference. Miss that comic so much.
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by Nael M. on Jul 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I colored that in Chatechism
My “Flesh of Christ” was a bit darker. Makes me want to shout “Ride ’Em Christ! Go Go GO!”. Some of a bitch! Oppps! Sorry…
by Pucked on Jul 28, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
after southpark combined several major religious figures into one super team
I think you’re pretty safe on the offense factor.
I think it’s a classic, personally.
Though I did find myself wondering if it should be the Dali Lama or Buddha himself, but that’s because I’m weird. Seriously, good work.
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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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