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Offseason Photoshop Expo 2

He's an angel in teal and black. A true enforcer. Complete with crosschecking action. Long live Billy Mays.

He's an angel in teal and black. A true enforcer. Complete with crosschecking action. Long live Billy Mays.

Who would you like to see playing for the Sharks next year?

What would that look like?

Rule: NO HOCKEY PLAYERS.

Star-divide

I'm on vacation all weekend. I expect to see some good 'chops when I get back!

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that gets the laugh that’s really more of a groan

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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically...

…only Wedge and the Tusken Raider were from Tatooine…

;)

Just kidding-as a fellow Star Wars geek, yours is my favorite.

by OtherKid on Jul 24, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I dig yah. But Jabba isn’t from Tatooine either, and if I would have thrown him down I think it would have flown. So his guards should be exempt, too.

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by TCY on Jul 24, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Wedge was from Corellia (same planet as Han Solo) Biggs was from Tattooine. I am a HUGE Star Wars geek so I had to correct ya :D

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 24, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Guys, I know haha. I just didn’t want to start a nerd fest. Do all my chops have to have a specific and accurate star wars disclaimer?

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by TCY on Jul 24, 2009 8:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

well

if we’re going there.. Obi-wan isn’t from Tatooine either.

by ohmymarleau on Jul 24, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

In fact neither are Gammoreans ;). Oh man, Star Wars nerdery on a Sharks-related site for the win/

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 24, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win!

This is why I love nerds.

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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fo Sho

My bad, I confused Wedge with Biggs >.<

by OtherKid on Jul 25, 2009 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Patrick Mauleau

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on Jul 24, 2009 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Why doesn’t he have a double bladed stick?

Fail!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Jul 24, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not sanctioned by NHL/Easton/Reebok. Maybe they have them in the KHL…

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on Jul 24, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesomeness

Thornton & Afropuff approve of this picture

by AfroPuff on Jul 24, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE

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by jamestobrien on Jul 27, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better he's on our side than someone else's. Or is it?

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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah. Is everyone is on vacation or something?

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by CTGray on Jul 24, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess i’ll just keep watching season 1 of Dynasty until some more people show up…

by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing's inspiring me yet

it’s much more difficult to go on without a pun on names or something.

by Shiromori on Jul 24, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we got Rob "William" Blake back this season...

he sure has a way with words when talking to our young stars!

by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

he has been a great influence

on his friend Jody “Percy” Shelley

by a10dency2ask on Jul 24, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahaha, these are awesome.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 24, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

In homage for my trip to Vegas - "Rounders" own, Evgeni KGB

“I am still up grand… from this last time I stick it in you!”

by Shiromori on Jul 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LUKOWICH

When I'm not battling in California:

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by jamestobrien on Jul 27, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!

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by TCY on Jul 28, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

solid work

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by CTGray on Jul 28, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap that is awesome.

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oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it turns out that

Pam Grier’s knees are > Mike Grier’s knees

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 24, 2009 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Might be handy to get the Waterboy on the team

We might want to look into putting Captain Insano on the team too. You know, for the sand paper the sharks need. After all, Captain Insano shows no mercy. Cant get grittier than that!

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 24, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Every team needs an enforcer!

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 24, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if you make Shapiro a defender…THE greatest defender evah!

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on Jul 24, 2009 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fantastic suff.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 25, 2009 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Bill Brasky.

I tried to do a photoshop of Bill Brasky and he blew up my computer with his dick.

From across the country.

by HockeyJoe on Jul 25, 2009 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

typo

wouldn’t be great, for that matter.

Now, you can follow my uninteresting life on Twitter.

by Nael M. on Jul 25, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have a weakness. And that weakness is sandvich.

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by CTGray on Jul 25, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree. Once he’s finished with the sandvich, he can punch out all of Corey Perry’s blood.

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by Nael M. on Jul 25, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

but for those few seconds while he’s eating, the net will be a long forgotten thought in a mind filled with sandvich. This is a weakness if say, someone throws a sandvich at him at the same time someone puts a shot on goal.

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by CTGray on Jul 25, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!! A TF2 REFERENCE!!!! I love that game so much. I think we need to see a Thomas Greiss or Christian Ehrhoff Medic photoshop.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 25, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a beaut.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 27, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Solid shop.

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by TCY on Jul 27, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Actually, I knew if ther backs were to me, I would just have to do the backs! Didn’t know if I would offend anyone though. But wouldn’t anyone want that kind of spiritual power on your team!?

by Pucked on Jul 27, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offending people on the Internet is the start of a long career of continuing to up the ante. Just go with it.

by HockeyJoe on Jul 27, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this

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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like tyrannosaurs in F-14s!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  


i’m thinking the t-rex looks like a seto.

"Snow woulda had it!!!"
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by beat_la_25 on Jul 28, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a world I want to live in.

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by TCY on Jul 28, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

"This is so *cool*!" "This is so stupid."

+1 for the Calvin and Hobbes reference. Miss that comic so much.

Now, you can follow my uninteresting life on Twitter.

by Nael M. on Jul 28, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I colored that in Chatechism

My “Flesh of Christ” was a bit darker. Makes me want to shout “Ride ’Em Christ! Go Go GO!”. Some of a bitch! Oppps! Sorry…

by Pucked on Jul 28, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

after southpark combined several major religious figures into one super team

I think you’re pretty safe on the offense factor.

I think it’s a classic, personally.
Though I did find myself wondering if it should be the Dali Lama or Buddha himself, but that’s because I’m weird. Seriously, good work.

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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

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