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Lifetime's new summer programming. Two shows with almost the same name... but the comma makes all the difference.

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Um, why were you watching Lifetime?

Jon Casey fan since '84

by stufflife on Jul 27, 2009 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hockey bloggers get depressed in the summer time…

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jul 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they get depressed, Lifetime might be the cause.

Jon Casey fan since '84

by stufflife on Jul 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reba is a good show.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 28, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bwahahahah!

Excellent. Thanks for that dude, I needed a good laugh.

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oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 27, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So, this is awesome.

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by mymclife on Jul 27, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hilarious!

Definitely needed a good laugh – thanks

by AfroPuff on Jul 27, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This I will find funny if he doesn’t end up on our team. Until then, I reserve my laughter…

mostly.

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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He probably will. Get your laughs in ASAP.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jul 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh the irony

or suckage. Whichever is more applicable.

/me laughs and cries at the same time

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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, every time you mention that, I get depressed.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Lifetime.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jul 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried once, decided that it didn’t have enough explosions.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so true. And one of the many reasons why I don’t watch lifetime, despite being female.

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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

being female has nothing to do with it … liking quality tv does … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jul 28, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure, if you want to be realistic about it ;)

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by CTGray on Jul 28, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops … sorry! … my mistake … :)

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by ang6666 on Jul 28, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys see that show on Lifetime about that lady?

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
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by Morti on Jul 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one where the lady did stuff?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and then started crying?

by ktice on Jul 27, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one where

the lady discovered that her dead child had been secretly cloned for the benefit of countless other barren parents? Yea I saw that one

by a10dency2ask on Jul 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about the one

where ricki lake played a spunky thirtysomething art museum curator who struggled to return to the dating world after her battle with breast cancer and subsequent breast reconstruction surgery? Saw that one too

you guys are really missing out

by a10dency2ask on Jul 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t there one where a girl decides to marry herself?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jul 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checked IMDB. I Me Wed, starring Erica Durance.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jul 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t underestimate the absurdity of Lifetime movies.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 27, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never known the power of Lifetime movies.

by idunno723 on Jul 28, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here is the link to the youtube playlist of the movie.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 28, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude, the theme song is terrifying. I think I vomited a little when it got to the “everyone’s getting pregnant” bit. I don’ t know why I keep watching it…

by maggie01 on Jul 28, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Looks like I missed your first comment, but I’ll assume that it mixed both wit and a disdain for Lifetime as this one so eloquently does.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jul 28, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude lifetime is awesome

i love the ridiculous movies. I guess some people don’t appreciate those things

by a10dency2ask on Jul 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It offends my delicate female sensibilities

by implying that I have delicate female sensibilities.

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by CTGray on Jul 27, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lifetime is the shit

I’m gonna come straight out and say that my dad and I love watching Lifetime movies. The plots are flat-out hilarious.

I remember one where an Amish lady escapes and goes back to kick ass. Also, there’s one where a boat explodes.

You can say what you want… but I’m with a10dency2ask. Lifetime is legit.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jul 27, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys are ill!

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by ang6666 on Jul 28, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

you two are weird

I can get the same “womanly oriented” programming on TLC, minus the bad plots and tampon filter. Sadly, the saccharine music and pacing still apply. TLC has weird stuff on it too, like all those gross medical shows where people are missing half their skulls or something.

That dude with his heart outside of his ribs was crazy! Well, he was sane, his situation, eh, not so much.

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by CTGray on Jul 28, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think something must be wrong with me … I have just never been interested in those shows that they claim are “female oriented”. They lack anything remotely interesting.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jul 28, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the same boat.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 28, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that stuff grosses me out

not that i don’t watch tlc too.

i don’t watch lifetime movies becuase they are female oriented, although I agree that I hate things specifically marketed for me. But since this isnt….

by a10dency2ask on Jul 28, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lifetime’s largest secret audience = dudes?

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by CTGray on Jul 28, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s probably stats on that sort of thing

by a10dency2ask on Jul 28, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lifetime

Television for idiots.

by ktice on Jul 27, 2009 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw

too bad the series premiere already happened.

by idunno723 on Jul 27, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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