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If only we could build the team around Joe Roarton!

Yeah, I'm bored. But this is as good an opportunity as any to have a photoshop contest. Must include an animal, a Sharks player, and a pun.

Have at it.

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Seriously, front page this. As a story.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Arthur was my favorite show when I was younger.

Which probably explains a lot, but still. Nice.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is an alcoholic an animal? Hmmm…

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, while humans are classified as a species of animal, the term “animal” colloquially generally does not include humans, and instead is used to denote what is a lower class of life-form.

So HA HA.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The biological definition of the word refers to all members of the Kingdom Animalia including humans.

-Wikipedia

AND Wikipedia is always always right!
SO HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!111

by idunno723 on Jul 7, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that I was using the colloquial definition, what Wikipedia gives is the biological definition. So I still win.

Oh, and once when I was researching Quebec, Wikipedia listed its inhabitants as “Douchebags.” So, no, not always right.*

*Although, you can argue that technically its right, but that’s another issue all together.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way that sentence was phrased made me check to see if Wikipedia had annexed a Canadian province.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT

I’m still right and only one person could win so I WIN.

And in your definition you used the word “generally” which may possibly imply that the term “animal” may include humans.

Also everything on Wikipedia is true. Everything comes from a primary source.

by idunno723 on Jul 7, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd tummyrub that

nice helmet-like thing on the cat head though?

by ohmymarleau on Jul 7, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need your protection out there when guys like Mike Ribiero get all catty.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, look at that gameface. Cute, but vicious.

by Shiromori on Jul 7, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a spot on NHL Network when Clowe took the camera crews crab fishing. The lobster reference is good, but I’m a little crabby you missed that opportunity ;)

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re on fire.

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Jul 7, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nicely done!

Claude the turtle. Tippy’s cousin.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 9, 2009 5:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the free photoshop thing again?

by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Gimp

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIMP

/with a link! wahooo!

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paint.net

Now, you can follow my uninteresting life on Twitter.

by Nael M. on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is fantastic!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 7, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASTIC!

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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or... FINTASTIC!

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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloody brilliant!

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

this one is great, mymclife

by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

love this

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 7, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since these are all awesome, I'm just going to rec them all.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 7, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

As did I. Rec’s for everyone!

by Shiromori on Jul 7, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

this has got to be the second-best thread ever

by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

this one made me laugh out loud. Good job, Shiro!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 7, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

May I suggest ....

Jeremy Doe-Nick?

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jul 9, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man where were you when I needed you!

Way better.

Thanks!

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 9, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not only is it not a good pun

But it’s a pretty dreadful photoshop effort too.

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO!!!

even when you mess them up they are funny

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big, big fan.

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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

This one is official win.

by Shiromori on Jul 7, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!!!1

Wings fan by birth. Leafs fan by empathetic osmosis.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 8, 2009 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great job!

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

use GIMP

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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont' really know either just playing around...

you can use the select tool to choose parts of an image and you can delete it or invert to delete everything but that part, if you use multiple layers you can get the backkground to be a sharks game or whatever and then move your animal head you cut out onto it…or just play around i dont’ really know what i’m doing either. It’s a little frustrating but it’s getting easier

by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok last question

what’s the URL that i enter to get an image out of my pictures so i can make a post with the picture i just made

by Brian5517209 on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

have to upload to photobucket or another image hosting site.

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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soooooo good.

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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swisher's on a roll.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 8, 2009 5:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clever girl….

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Full of win. Bravo!

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 8, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the winner!!

nice job ST

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to rec this 83 times.

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Jul 8, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

my rec is still loading

and I did it 10 min ago

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 8, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is just toooo funny

So I made it my default icon… lol

Ok with you Swisher?

"..." - unknown

by SetoThorMarChooSki on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

And suddenly I have this jingle in my head

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one wacky-ass jingle. I can’t make a thing out of what the fish is saying.

by Shiromori on Jul 7, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really regret the obviousness of his old silhouette

because come on, this is funny. I gotta give myself some credit here

by a10dency2ask on Jul 8, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do like it.

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by TCY on Jul 8, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

As do I. It looks like Joe Pavs lift off caused a jet stream behind him.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t laughed this hard in the morning for a long, long, time. So much excellent stuff here it’s unreal.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 5:20 AM PDT reply actions  

This quite could possibly be

the best fanshot in SBNation history.

This comes from a guy who frequents a site where we had an awesome morphing gifs thread (albeit all done by one guy) and a what would the baby look like thread.

A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.

by furcifer on Jul 8, 2009 7:31 AM PDT reply actions  

thanks

for the laughs this morning – wish I was artistic enough to come up with one of these but I feel my talents are probably better suited for a FTF theme song contest…

by AfroPuff on Jul 8, 2009 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Mmmmmmmm, fresh pike.

"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09

by kidkawartha on Jul 8, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say, y’all are doing the lord’s work. Truly.

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Jul 8, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

This is quite possibly

the dorkiest thread I’ve ever seen.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by ievans on Jul 8, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU ARE THE DORKIEST THREAD EVER!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT!?!
!?!?!!?
!
!?!?

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by TCY on Jul 8, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And….scene.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just might be one of the best by gum by golly!

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry dude

I beat you to the “punch” a couple of posts up! But yours is more realistic than mine.

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, stupid real life got in the way of me finishing my gimp project for a couple of hours. Then I finish, go to post and voila, I realize I have Revenge of the Nerds Part 3 on my hands. But I posted it anyway, fer shitzengiggels.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 8, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the giggles!

Wait a minute….

There’s the shits!

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

….and….Boom Goes the Dynamite!

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 8, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best one yet!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Jul 8, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

AlchaMichalek 2!

I’ve always thought this picture was pretty classy!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Jul 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

u r 2 gud w/fotoshop plz teech mi

by a10dency2ask on Jul 8, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggestion

Future game wraps should be in comic form (losses can be standard b/w 3-panel; wins get the full Technicolor-Sunday-funnies-10-panel treatment)

So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky

by Section223 on Jul 8, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome

I’m not sure if I (or any one of FTF’s wonderful staff) could do it for every game, but every once in a while would be great. Especially for big games.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

(or any one of FTF’s wonderful staff)

You’re such a brown-noser.

(we are oh so wonderful though)

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only tell the truth ;)

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jul 8, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

I absolutely LOVED when louismg would create ANtics – maybe once or twice a month (though he doesn’t anymore)
(all comics)

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

but it’s really too good to pass up, don’t you agree?

besides, we’ve already had Semi and Plihal covered and they’re not Sharks anymore, technically.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll give you credit

it’s a good one. it’s too bad the faucet was stuck on cold for the playoffs!

by a10dency2ask on Jul 8, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding...

oh, maybe we didn’t do plihal, but I thought we had. Either way…googly eyes!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I mixed Semi up

with Christian bear-hoff. Mina’s bro calls Semi “the Russian Bear”, so I just naturally associate him with bears now.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

[golf clap]

Too bad someone flipped the handle over to “cold” for the playoffs.

by ievans on Jul 8, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was thinking of doing something like this, alas, beat to the punch.

by Shiromori on Jul 8, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha these are all amazing

good work guys!

by WhoseYourNabby? on Jul 8, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

JOE PAW!


and Joe Pa number 2! Revenge of the chicken foot!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think we need “Prawn Michalek”, done in the same vein.

It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.

by strongrobot on Jul 8, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There it is!

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meyawn at this one.

/couldnt resist

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This wins my award for worst pun of the thread. ;)

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great!

Just happy to be taking home the wooden spoon!

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than the bringer of doom award. And seriously, that’s a helluva pun.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"

by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for the pun.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 8, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha nice dude

this scares me somehow. I have to look away but i just can’t

by a10dency2ask on Jul 8, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good one!

Not sure how I missed that awesome pun!

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we might have a new winner!

I love the socks on the horsey legs!

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is amazing. as is Vlasiraptor

but seriously, your username is gonna cause some trouble.

by jwizzle241 on Jul 9, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Solid PS. Handle’s BS but whatevs welcome to FTF.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 9, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

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by TCY on Jul 9, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, his email address is pretty clever.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

For shits&giggles I decided to look up the German translation for ‘the rooster’…

der Hahn!
(Randy Rooster!!)

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 9, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's fantastic.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Fin needs a thread hall of fame

And this needs to be in it. This was like the greatest 10 minutes of my life.

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on Jul 15, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

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