If only we could build the team around Joe Roarton!
Yeah, I'm bored. But this is as good an opportunity as any to have a photoshop contest. Must include an animal, a Sharks player, and a pun.
Have at it.
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(crickets, crickets)
Seriously, front page this. As a story.
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This seriously stretches the guidelines
By like, a lot. Since Doug Wilson technically isn’t a Sharks player, I’m not sure if she’s technically an animal, and I don’t think this is technically a pun. It is a photoshop, though, so its got that going for it.
But anyways, here, its DW.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 7, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Arthur was my favorite show when I was younger.
Which probably explains a lot, but still. Nice.
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Is an alcoholic an animal? Hmmm…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
Well, while humans are classified as a species of animal, the term “animal” colloquially generally does not include humans, and instead is used to denote what is a lower class of life-form.
So HA HA.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
The biological definition of the word refers to all members of the Kingdom Animalia including humans.
-Wikipedia
AND Wikipedia is always always right!
SO HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!111
Except that I was using the colloquial definition, what Wikipedia gives is the biological definition. So I still win.
Oh, and once when I was researching Quebec, Wikipedia listed its inhabitants as “Douchebags.” So, no, not always right.*
*Although, you can argue that technically its right, but that’s another issue all together.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
The way that sentence was phrased made me check to see if Wikipedia had annexed a Canadian province.
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BUT
I’m still right and only one person could win so I WIN.
And in your definition you used the word “generally” which may possibly imply that the term “animal” may include humans.
Also everything on Wikipedia is true. Everything comes from a primary source.
Joe Prrrrvelski
Try and resist giving him a tummyrub, ladies.
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by Mr. Plank on Jul 7, 2009 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
You need your protection out there when guys like Mike Ribiero get all catty.
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Ryane "The Lobster" Claw
He has strong hands, like a vicegrip.
by Shiromori on Jul 7, 2009 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I remember a spot on NHL Network when Clowe took the camera crews crab fishing. The lobster reference is good, but I’m a little crabby you missed that opportunity ;)
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Gimp
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
this is fantastic!
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
I think the image says it all.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 7, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
FANTASTIC!
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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Or... FINTASTIC!
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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Since these are all awesome, I'm just going to rec them all.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K
Nabarkov!
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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
amazing
this has got to be the second-best thread ever
by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Devin Setopoochie
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 7, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
i'm not very good with gimp...this is my first try
Christian Bear-hoff!
by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
All fear the terrible Patrick Marlin!
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by CTGray on Jul 7, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Jody Shelleyfish!
Ok, not one of my best ones…
by Shiromori on Jul 7, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Devin Setoguchihuahua
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 7, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I went with a Bovine theme
I give you:
Douglas Moo-rray
and
Brad Moo-kovich
(Got a bit lazy with the last one)
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Oops - Jeremy Roe Deer-nick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roe_deer
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
May I suggest ....
Jeremy Doe-Nick?
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jul 9, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Man where were you when I needed you!
Way better.
Thanks!
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
And not only is it not a good pun
But it’s a pretty dreadful photoshop effort too.
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Jeremy Roe-nick
(The other Roe)
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Brad Schnorbitz
(You’ll only really get that one if you are from England and remember Bernie Winters)
Awesome clip of Schnorbitz and Emu in action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-MD78YMvoY
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 7, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Jonathan Cheetah-Choo
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 7, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Hah, I actually thought about that one too
good call
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 7, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Milan Macawlek
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 7, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
does photoshop cost money?
because i have a good idea
how do you cut the part of the animal you want and paste it on the picture of the athlete
by Brian5517209 on Jul 7, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont' really know either just playing around...
you can use the select tool to choose parts of an image and you can delete it or invert to delete everything but that part, if you use multiple layers you can get the backkground to be a sharks game or whatever and then move your animal head you cut out onto it…or just play around i dont’ really know what i’m doing either. It’s a little frustrating but it’s getting easier
by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Rob Snake!
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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
ok last question
what’s the URL that i enter to get an image out of my pictures so i can make a post with the picture i just made
by Brian5517209 on Jul 7, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
have to upload to photobucket or another image hosting site.
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Marc-Edouard Vlasiraptor
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 7, 2009 11:18 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
when you click "preview" on your post if the picture doesn't show then is it still there?
by Brian5517209 on Jul 7, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Swisher's on a roll.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K
Full of win. Bravo!
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
This is the winner!!
nice job ST
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I want to rec this 83 times.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by wrap around curl on Jul 8, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
my rec is still loading
and I did it 10 min ago
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
That is just toooo funny
So I made it my default icon… lol
Ok with you Swisher?
"..." - unknown
by SetoThorMarChooSki on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Boyowle
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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 11:22 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
lol!
And suddenly I have this jingle in my head
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
introducing...Joe Pavelsquirrel!
I kind of gave up on making this look good and just ended up blurring the hell out of stuff…maybe someone can improve it? or wateva!
by a10dency2ask on Jul 7, 2009 11:37 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
i really regret the obviousness of his old silhouette
because come on, this is funny. I gotta give myself some credit here
I do like it.
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by TCY on Jul 8, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
As do I. It looks like Joe Pavs lift off caused a jet stream behind him.
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Last one for the night... Jamie McGuinea Pig!
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by TCY on Jul 7, 2009 11:57 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I haven’t laughed this hard in the morning for a long, long, time. So much excellent stuff here it’s unreal.
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This quite could possibly be
the best fanshot in SBNation history.
This comes from a guy who frequents a site where we had an awesome morphing gifs thread (albeit all done by one guy) and a what would the baby look like thread.
A Nation of Masochists TRUCULENCE!! It's not just a word. It's a way of life.
thanks
for the laughs this morning – wish I was artistic enough to come up with one of these but I feel my talents are probably better suited for a FTF theme song contest…
Kent Husky and Pike Grier
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 9:02 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Douglas Moray
Moray Eels are way too ugly, and this cuddly one seemed too good to pass up
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 10:45 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I have to say, y’all are doing the lord’s work. Truly.
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by wrap around curl on Jul 8, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions
This is quite possibly
the dorkiest thread I’ve ever seen.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
YOU ARE THE DORKIEST THREAD EVER!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT!?!
!?!?!!?
!
!?!?
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by TCY on Jul 8, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To continue the dorky theme
I give you… Jonathan Cheechewbacca!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 8, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Just might be one of the best by gum by golly!
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Fabulous stuff.
Very funny, Sharks fans. Great entertainment.
In the time it took me to do this, someone else got there first, but – on behalf of Leaf fans – I give you Douglas Moray.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
by jrwendelman on Jul 8, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Sorry dude
I beat you to the “punch” a couple of posts up! But yours is more realistic than mine.
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Yeah, stupid real life got in the way of me finishing my gimp project for a couple of hours. Then I finish, go to post and voila, I realize I have Revenge of the Nerds Part 3 on my hands. But I posted it anyway, fer shitzengiggels.
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
I got the giggles!
Wait a minute….
There’s the shits!
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….and….Boom Goes the Dynamite!
jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog
"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
Best one yet!
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
by ZeroIndulgence on Jul 8, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
AlchaMichalek 2!
I’ve always thought this picture was pretty classy!
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
by ZeroIndulgence on Jul 8, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Pavlov's Dogski
In comic version because it didn’t really make sense otherwise.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on Jul 8, 2009 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Suggestion
Future game wraps should be in comic form (losses can be standard b/w 3-panel; wins get the full Technicolor-Sunday-funnies-10-panel treatment)
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
That would be awesome
I’m not sure if I (or any one of FTF’s wonderful staff) could do it for every game, but every once in a while would be great. Especially for big games.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
(or any one of FTF’s wonderful staff)
You’re such a brown-noser.
(we are oh so wonderful though)
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I only tell the truth ;)
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
No doubt
I absolutely LOVED when louismg would create ANtics – maybe once or twice a month (though he doesn’t anymore)
(all comics)
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 8, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Storc-Edouard Vlasic
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
by Section223 on Jul 8, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I know it's not an animal but how has no one done this one yet?
Travis Moen Faucet Head
It needed googly eyes, so we know where we stand.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I know!
but it’s really too good to pass up, don’t you agree?
besides, we’ve already had Semi and Plihal covered and they’re not Sharks anymore, technically.
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
no kidding...
oh, maybe we didn’t do plihal, but I thought we had. Either way…googly eyes!
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
I think I mixed Semi up
with Christian bear-hoff. Mina’s bro calls Semi “the Russian Bear”, so I just naturally associate him with bears now.
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JOE PAW!
and Joe Pa number 2! Revenge of the chicken foot!
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by CTGray on Jul 8, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
There it is!
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K
This doesnt fit the theme, BUT!
Milawn Michalek, anyone?
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This wins my award for worst pun of the thread. ;)
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!"
Great!
Just happy to be taking home the wooden spoon!
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Rec'd for the pun.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K
Logan VULture (don't russle his feathers)
<img src=“”http://s765.photobucket.com/albums/xx293/Brian5517209/?action=view¤t=LoganVulture.jpg" target="_blank">
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by Brian5517209 on Jul 8, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Mike Deer
Apologies for the bad cropping.
I miss him already…
by calixtus on Jul 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Christian Erhoof
Tripping him results in a four-minute double minor.
by calixtus on Jul 8, 2009 10:56 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I think we might have a new winner!
I love the socks on the horsey legs!
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
PATRICK CHAR-LEAU
GOT A CATCH EM ALL
by trademarleau on Jul 9, 2009 1:01 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Solid PS. Handle’s BS but whatevs welcome to FTF.
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Shut up.
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by TCY on Jul 9, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, his email address is pretty clever.
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may or may not be a shark anymore but Marcel Coc
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Jul 9, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Excellent
For shits&giggles I decided to look up the German translation for ‘the rooster’…
der Hahn!
(Randy Rooster!!)
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 9, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fantastic.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K
by Lurker Shark on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Fear the Fin needs a thread hall of fame
And this needs to be in it. This was like the greatest 10 minutes of my life.
Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....
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