I Can Make One Phone Call
by Mr. Plank on Aug 19, 2009 6:23 AM PDT
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Usually I would provide an introductory paragraph to a piece, but I don't think it will be necessary today (you could also make the case it doesn't deserve one).
If Z95.7 was still around this would make the hot nine at nine. That's a goddamn George Zimmer guarantee.
Artist: FTF Trackz
Album: Going Five Hole on Your Grandma
Song: I Can Make One Phone Call
Are you digging for diamonds via trade possibility?
We've heard the rumors running round town, Cheechoo and Ehrhoff for Heatley
Oh my the cap space is getting tight now
Gonna make a big time move you'll know how, it's going down, right now in San Jose
Doug Wilson is taking his phone calls
Doug Wilson is biding his time
Doug Wilson ain't getting bamboozled
Doug Wilson wants a winner on the ice
Days, they punch and bleed, into weeks
Months, they trickle by, as you sleep
The summer of 09 has been a tricky sonuvagun
A Presidents Trophy don't mean shit in round one, they went down, they're flailing now in San Jose
Doug Wilson is taking his phone calls
Doug Wilson is biding his time
Doug Wilson ain't getting bamboozled
Doug Wilson wants a winner on the ice
Reginald Dustyballs here on behalf of Plank from Fear The Fin. While this song may be a sorry excuse to kill some time during the summer, and frankly sounds like bollocks, the underlying point is clear- actually it's not clear at all. I've not a clue what this lush is trying to say. Hope you enjoyed it.
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Purevolume site here for all of your free mp3 downloading needs. I'll be in my trailer smoking a doobie and making out with underaged girls.
Go Sharks.
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Awesome.
Just awesome. Made even better by the triumphant return of Reginald Dustyballs.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
I got a sneak peak the other night. Good to see this up now in all it’s glory. Amazing.
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Ah Ha!
I’ll be in my trailer smoking a doobie and making out with underaged girls.
Now I get why you started this blog!
Nicely done all! I look forward to more of these during the season.
by princessminako on Aug 19, 2009 7:50 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This.
Now I get why you started this blog!
I thought Diecast Dude passed the torch to Plank over a year ago. Whatever did happen to that guy?
"I suddenly hate Canada with a passion = BASTARDS!!!!!! " -Mr K, Upon hearing Moyes filing Chapter 11
Fantastic
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theres just somethin
About that album title
by sPaNiArD440 on Aug 19, 2009 9:12 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
like a boss
resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com. Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Haha, you read my mind Afro. I’ve got some other tracks in the works and a hip hop number is one of them.
FTF Trackz ft. Couch Tarts would blow open the gates to hell.
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It would be like
Salt-n-pepa doing a song with run-DMC (Although I’m pretty sure Gray would be the salt)
Kosher salt.
/rimshot.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Aug 20, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
That is simultaneously
The most disturbing and most awesome album title ever
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
You’ve got a great singing voice, Plank. Song is funny as hell – trying my hardest not to burst into laughter here at work.
Now, you can follow my uninteresting life on Twitter.
Holy crud
Plank, you’re setting the offseason-post standard to a pretty darn high level here at SBN.
I probably need to go back to blogspot, where the alternatives are less intimidating. :)
http://www.battleofcali.com/
When I went to the purevolume site
and saw this song was listed under DEATH METAL, I nearly hacked out a lung.
"I suddenly hate Canada with a passion = BASTARDS!!!!!! " -Mr K, Upon hearing Moyes filing Chapter 11
Going Five Hole on Your Grandma might be the most inappropriately awesome album title ever.
by Stanley Cup of Chowder on Aug 19, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Heh, it was taken from this interview on CBC earlier this year. Definitely not a first hand experience type deal.
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Priceless
"..." - unknown
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
by SetoThorMarChooSki on Aug 19, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Aug 19, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
The song is stuck in my head now. Thanks, Plank :D
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Aug 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
This is so good...
… I should just shelve my parody project right now. Damn it, why can’t I write songs like this? Great work Plank, can’t wait to hear more.
I feel like I should sketch out this album cover
but I don’t think I could ever do it justice. And man, when do I have the time. slammed.
When’s the second track drop?
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