Heatley Gate: "It's simply not true," says Bryan Murray. Denials Across The Board.
[TCY Update 8:20] Dave Pollak: No deal has been done, and the Patty to NJ stuff? Not true, either.
[Plank Update 7:53]: On a side note- if you're Patty do you even want to play here? In 07-08 he was all over the board and had one of his worst seasons because of trade rumors. Now he's being left off season tickets, getting thrown into a humongous story just before training camp, getting stripped of the C... wow. If I'm me (which I am), do I want Patty to play here next year? His mental state is going to be questionable, and now you're risked alienating him in his upcoming contract negotiations next season. Maybe this whole fiasco cracked me, but it might be better just to move him and cut your losses before he cuts and runs. It has nothing to do with his play on the ice last year, and everything to do with his head this year. He's been dragged through the muck this entire offseason. Can he handle that? He couldn't two years ago.
[Plank Update 7:39]: I'm not calling anything just yet, but right now it looks like this might have been an exercise in futility.
[Plank Update 7:31]: Russo from The Trib- "Two of the nhl teams rumored in the Heatley deal haven't even talked in 2 1/2 weeks." [link]
[Plank Update 7:25]: Darren Dreger is reporting, "Sources say there is no Heatley deal and nothing is close at this point" [link].
[Plank Update 7:20]: Dean Lombardi to Rich Hammond of Inside The Kings: "Complete bull."
[Plank Update 7:16]: Remember that Heatley to the Oil broke as a done deal as well earlier this summer, before being denied because of him refusing to waive his NTC. There's a precedent here for jumping the gun in regards to a Heatley deal. Just saying I guess.
[Plank Update 7:11]: Mentioned this in the comments, but it bears repeating- the Kings lose big time in this deal IF it's true. Stoll and Frolov are solid players and cheap, and now you’re only guaranteed one year of Patty. Granted Lombardi may have some clout in a negotiation process considering he drafted Marleau and Patty may want to stay in California because of his kids and family, but there’s no guarantees in all this. I hate the potential of a Heatley deal from a salary cap and player depth standpoint, but he's a potential 60 goal guy as mentioned earlier this summer. TCY and I will have something more concrete up later tonight, regardless of whether or not this goes down.
[Plank Update 7:07]: All three teams are now denying Heatley report. On Twitter. Not exactly as solid as hearing it from Lombardi's mouth.
[Plank Update 6:51]: Waiting game says wait it out. Did Bucci swing for the fences and try to break the deal considering it has been the story of the summer? Or are both GM's denying the deal initially so they can inform their players? That doesn't make sense considering both guys had to waive their NTC's- then again, it's likely Heatley had San Jose on his short list and Marleau may have provided DW with one of his own as well.
[Plank Update 6:27]: Both Sharks GM Doug Wilson and Senators GM Bryan Murray denied the three-way trade when reached by ESPN.com. ESPN has also changed the title of the article to "Senators GM Murray Denies Deal" [link] I'm not sure this means anything just yet considering Buccigross doesn't seem like the type of guy to make things up out of thin air, but it's possible something hit a snag- Patty put his NTC to use? Who knows at this point. [H/T to Rated R Superstar for the heads up]
[Plank Update 5:55 PM]: Deal's done. Marleau to LA, Frolov and Stoll to the Sens. Lombardi gets back the player he drafted.
[TCY Update 5:42] According to a tweet by Buccigross that was immediately deleted, the Sharks will receive Heatley, the Kings will receive Marleau, and the Senators will receive Stoll and Frolov. Sounds an awful lot like the Garrioch rumor this morning.
H/T to CTGray for helping Plank and I out while our hands were tied. It was a crazy three way for a while there. A phone three way. Uh... here's the fanshot.
As you have probably seen, John Buccigross has tweeted that the Sharks and Ottawa will make a deal to send Heatley to the Sharks today or tomorrow.
[TCY Update 5:00] I've had a crazy day, and I was at the DMV when this broke. Plank is in Minnesota, and away from his computer. I have to go pick up Owen Nolan (the dog) from surgery (torn ACL). SO, needless to say, this didn't come at the best time.
Obviously, the situation has changed since we wrote our opinions on the subject, but here are Plank and my respective takes on the situation:
TCY: Is Dany Heatley worth the headache?
I hate these rumors as much as the next, but Buccigross is about as credible as they get. I'll update next time I can.
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My reaction

Seriously, NO. Not worth the off-ice headaches or cap hit.
Now, you can follow my uninteresting life on Twitter.
Allow me to be the first to say
“Poop on a stick” if this true.
As always, if it is, Heatly is welcome to prove me wrong and make me look foolish later int he season by being spectacular and I am capable of changing my mind about him.
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This better not come true.
It was a joke when Malkin to the Kings reported it. Now, with John Buccigross (Whom I absolutely LOVE and think he is freaking awesome) reporting it, it seems credible.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 10, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
What the Crap???
Here we go with this again…
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
You know what...
I was watching the Boyle interview on Chronicle Live the other night, and when asked about Heatley, he almost looked pained when asked about the trade rumors swirling around. Not good, not good at all….
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions
"Heatley will be a Shark in the next 48 hours"
Hehe, remember that? This is is pretty much the same thing, only with 24 fewer hours. Hopefully, its ends up the same way – completely and utterly wrong.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Hmm
could this be the Marleau to the Kings trade? I know I said I didn’t think DW would trade him in-division, but as Ang always says, we just don’t know what he’s thinking.
Or perhaps that Marleau to the Devils nonsense Conico was talking about? Interesting to ponder, but I add my name to the list of those who don’t want Marleau traded (even though I wouldn’t mind seeing Heatley in teal).
I have a man-crush on John Buccigross
But if he turns out to be the one to break this in any way/shape/form, it’ll be worse than discovering that there is no Santa Claus and that hockey has an off-season.
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Seriously...that needs a spoiler alert.
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@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Oh No! a Consistant 40+ goal scorer might be coming to the Sharks...
Let’s all freak out about it! Honestly…
I love Marleau. He’s always been my favorite Shark (well, second fave once Roenick showed up). But I love the Sharks more than any individual player, and I honestly think Heatley does make this team better (definately on offense, maybe not so much on D, but we have a solid defensive team already). Also, you never know. Bucci never mentioned any other players…so maybe DW swung something without Marleau. I doubt it, but who knows.
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It's not the numbers, or the non-backchecking
It’s the player, and the attitude that comes with it.
If hockey was all about numbers, I wouldn’t watch the games. Even if we literally traded a bag of pucks for Heatley, I’d still be upset because of who and what he is.
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I’m freaking out because his attitude is not something this team needs, he has already demanded two trades in his relatively short career, it’ll fuck up our depth, and our future will be screwed what with all our free agents next summer and the cap going down. And for what? A guy that can score maybe 10 more goals than Marleau, and is much worse on defense? Please. It’s not worth it.
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lol, come on. You guys are insane. What exactly is Heatley’s attitude? The first trade made sense after the accident with Snyder and it’s not like Atlanta got screwed in getting Hossa. Ottawa is a joke franchise, run by a terrible management that has taken a Stanley Cup finalist and brought in 4 or so coaches in the past two seasons that have taken them to a near lottery pick finish.
If Heatley wants to play for a winner, then fine, cause that’s what we are. Thonton and Heatley set up to be a monster combination with 50 goal potential. He’s not as defensively accountable, but really, who cares? I mean, he’s a top line forward who’s finally gonna get to play for a coach who demands a certain level of accountability on both ends (see Milan Michalek).
I don’t know about the rest of you but Im a little tired of making moves that are relatively risk free for the sake of two or three years down the road. If the Sharks are winners, then the roster will utlimately take care of itself (especially if we continue to draft the way we do). Elite wingers hardly ever come along and if we can get Heatley for Marleau straight up it’s a steal.
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and for the record
I’ll take a Stanley Cup this year followed by years of not necessarily being an elite, but still good team, then a team that’s always full of promise because of our depth, but never gets over the hump because we lack enough elite players – and let’s be honest, Marleau has never been and I don’t think ever will be a truly elite player. He won’t be on the Canadian Olympic team where as Heatley still has a good shot and that says something to me.
Also, our defense this year is setting up to be more defensively accountable and perhaps less offensively influential so having a forward that scores more but maybe isn’t as much a two way player doesn’t seem to be as problematic to me. Let the offense handle the offense and the defense handle the defense first and then slot in players that can handle the other aspects as Mac sees fit.
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Despite my man crush on Marleau
I’d admit that he’s always had more promise than delivery.
Yes, this team needs to go all out because the window is closing, FAST.
Your point is taken that elite-wingers only come by every so often. You can also MAKE them come by more often by having cap space to sign free agents.
Size + TERM + shrinking salary cap makes this gamble much less appealing in my eyes. If Heatley bombs, we are stuck for four more seasons, and we likely have to let Joe walk in 2 years, Nabby next year.
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San Jose will never be in top position to bring in the best UFAs
It’s just a fact, and if we do we’ll always have to pay way more or offer longer contract then Eastern teams to land those guys – no matter how good we are we just don’t have the same kind of swagger as the more classic teams. 7.5m isn’t that bad and considering the length of contract the elite players are receiving these days, the length isn’t all that bad either.
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I'd like to think that will change
The team has historically been cheapskates, not spending to the ceiling.
Before Joe Thornton, the team was a middle of the pack team and a real far-flung outpost in the NHL. With Joe locked up, and some cap room made by dumping Ehrhoff and Lukowich, there’s potential for signings. Given the fact that Nabby comes of the books next season, and either Patty is allowed to walk or he renegotiates a discount, we’d have real potential to make a move and absorb contracts. Also, given all the pressure, I think management will spend to the ceiling now.
But, that’s all hypothetical. Until management ACTUALLY does this, and they can’t until next season, I’m talking out of my ass.
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I just don’t think the location or kinda of attention hockey gets in this area is attractive to the more firey players. This isn’t a knock to the Tank cause the atmosphere is great, but some players definitely want a bit more celebrity then what San Jose can offer.
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That's fair
Joe loves this place, but that’s Joe. With JR gone, it’s harder to have those big magnetic personalities that bring guys here. I’m really hoping Dan Boyle becomes that.
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Heatley for Marleau straight up is Grand Larceny
For me, this isn’t about losing Patrick Marleau. If he no longer wears teal, I’ll cry into my corn flakes for about 5 minutes, then root against him every time we play him.
Heatley’s attitude is a worry as follows:
1. Guy wrecked a Ferrari at age, what, 20? He was facing CRIMINAL CHARGES, and the whole team, the management, AND THE FAMILY OF DAN SNYDER went to bat for him. He decided he just couldn’t stay in Atlanta.
2. Ottawa is a joke, yes. X number of coaches, blah blah blah. Bailing on them after 30 games under a new coach was really the last straw? A coach that was turning things around? Guy can’t take the pressure of having his coach call him out?
If there has been one thing consistently said about us, it’s that we fold under pressure.
THIS is who we want to help us fix that?
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His attitude? Well, he doesn’t want to backcheck, he wants more minutes, has had problems with his coaches, demanded a trade from Ottawa publicly and then cried about how the media was treating him, demanded said trade only a year after he signed a 5-year extension, and has just not been acting well in this entire situation.
And personally, I’d rather be good two-three years down the road instead of banking on winning next year, which is what Heatley would make this team do. Just because you have the best team doesn’t mean you win the Cup, and I’d much rather have really good odds for several years than great odds for one year and then bad odds for the rest.
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don’t see how we’d be flushed down the shitter after one year of Heatley, his contract isn’t THAT huge.
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$7.5
And it’s for 4 more years.
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$7.5M per year for five years, with the cap going down next year, a shit-ton of important free agents to re-sign, and barely any cap space? Yeah, that’s pretty huge.
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We don't know it's going down or by how much
And we’d have three important free agents, and I think we’d be insane to resign Nabokov because of his age and he’ll demand a contract that’s way too long for a body that is clearly not the same as it once way.
If Pavelski and Setoguchi come out this year and both have monster years and we ultimately lose one of them we’ll manage. There will be other free agents and we’ll have money to work with so it won’t be the end of the road.
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I just feel much more secure having Pavelski and Setoguchi – two guys who are loyal to the team and will take hometown discounts if the time comes – than having Heatley, for now and for the future.
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I don't think we actually know the loyalty of either player
Not saying they aren’t, just saying that they haven’t actually done anything to prove the kind of loyalty you speak of. It’s also not necessarily a sure thing they’ll be willing to take home town discounts if another team comes along for a bigger pay day., I especially get that vibe from Seto for some reason. He’s a good player, but he has a bit of an attitude and at times seem to put himself a bit before the team when it came to work rate (now don’t go jumping on me about saying this, not saying he’s a bad teammate, just saying he played lazy at times and could be fairly invisible).
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Sorry mymclife, I usually agree with and defer to you, but
Heatley didn’t publicly demand a trade. I know you don’t like him or his attitude, but the guy requested a trade, and the front office made the request public on their own. He did not, to any of our knowledge, demand a trade, much less do it publicly.
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
1. Heatley on Thornton’s wing is probably worth more like 20-25 more goals than Marleau, which is significant. Even 10 more goals is nothing to sneeze at, and I’d call that his floor.
2. Besides the request of this second trade (I’m going to throw out the first one because of the circumstances), what else do we have to go on that says he’ll be a clubhouse cancer? He didn’t want to be in Ottawa, and actually wants to be in San Jose. How many premier players can we say actually want to come to San Jose?
3. I understand the cap arguments, and yes, its a concern. But I also don’t presume to know more about the inner workings of San Jose’s cap and future plans than the front office. I have faith in DW to work everything out. With Marleau traded and Nabby off the books after next season, I’m sure DW can figure out a way to get everyone under cap we need to. No, I’m not going to do the math, I’m just going to have faith in our front office.
4. Trading Marleau and getting back Heatley does not screw up our depth. No minor leaguers or draft picks are headed out the door from what we’ve heard. If Marleau and a Couture and a 1st go out the door, then I’d be pissed. But losing Marleau and gaining Heatley does nothing to impact the depth of the club this year.
5. And like Teas alluded to as I was writing this: I want to see this team going all out to win it all this year. I think Heatley and Thornton would be a force to be reckoned with, and could definately help us get over the hump.
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by ZeroIndulgence on Sep 10, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
[TCY Update 5:42] According to a tweet by Buccigross that was immediately deleted, the Sharks will receive Heatley, the Kings will receive Marleau, and the Senators will receive Stoll and Frolov. Sounds an awful lot like the Garrioch rumor this morning.
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Oh joy, this entire thing just gets better and better. Excuse me as I barf.
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Key phrase there, apparently
“immediately deleted”
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully it's not 4-6 weeks
that turns out to be the whole season.
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That was 6-8 weeks. 4-6 weeks is an entirely different story, lol.
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Just as long as he's ready for the playoffs
we’ll need his energy and speed!
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What a fucking week to travel. Jesus.
Anyways, if Heatley is coming to San Jose in a trade, I think you have to move Marleau. Period. Gets you the requisite cap relief in a deal that you’re going to need this season, as well as next year.
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so that whole season ticket thing
Not just a coincidence.
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[TCY Update 6:00] The deal is done. Heatley to the Sharks per ESPN.com and James Mirtle.
Per ESPN.com:
“Dany Heatley is headed to the San Jose Sharks, NHL sources confirmed to ESPN’s John Buccigross.
The 28-year-old forward was part of a three-team deal that will send the Sharks’ Patrick Marleau to the Los Angeles Kings and the Kings’ Alexander Frolov and Jarret Stoll to the Ottawa Senators."
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Oh snap
One last roll of the dice for Dougy in San Jose I guess.
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The deal is bull. Especially if he is going to the Kings.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 10, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I honestly don’t even know what to say right now. Time to go outside, have a smoke, and think.
Be back later. I’m fucking stunned.
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First impression:
Wow.
I will miss Marleau.
I am glad that none of the young guys were lost.
This team is better right now than it was this morning.
I am glad that none of the young guys were lost.
I will miss Marleau.
Wow.
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I think I'd rather have Frolov and Stoll
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October 28th
First game against Marleau’s Kings.
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what makes me sad is
the ups guy just brought my Marleau jersey earlier :( and while watching us open it flashed on ESPN bottom line :(
by sPaNiArD440 on Sep 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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This seriously is too funny. I’m trying to laugh the shock away.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS
I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS I DON’T BELIEVE THIS X654687687 (i don’t want to spam too much…)
It looks like this now,
but Patrick Marleau is going to be Captain and lead his team to the Cup and show a lot of heart (whatever that means).
Yeah, the Kings got majorly fucked here. Stoll and Frolov are solid players and cheap- you’re getting one year of Patty. Granted Lombardi may have some clout in a negotiation process considering he drafted Marleau and Patty may want to stay in California because of his kids and family, but there’s no guarantees.
I don’t even know what to think right now. This is insane.
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I really hope this is the case and Patty pulls a Tkachuk,
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
It'd be great it Patty signed with us
Except we won’t have the cap room to sign him. Not with having to give raises to Pavs and Seto, and the need for a new goaltender.
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seriously the stupidest move ever
in about 2-4 years this move makes somewhat sense but now really? don’t get
I don't like you Detroit.
On the other hand
Patty is exactly the kind of player the Kings have been looking for. I think they have a real shot at signing him again, for exactly the reasons you state.
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I went to the Setoguchi signing today,
but that doesn’t matter to me anymore because this ruined my day!
I think I’m having a bigger reaction to this than the playoff loss…
In a way
So am I.
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by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 10, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
good for the senators they definitely good the good end of the deal so do the sharks though
I don't like you Detroit.
something also from the sharks perspective that doesn't make sense
is the inter-division trade but whatever
I don't like you Detroit.
The deal isn’t done according to general managers Doug Wilson of the Sharks and Bryan Murray of the Senators.
Both Sharks GM Doug Wilson and Senators GM Bryan Murray denied the three-way trade when reached by ESPN.com.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 10, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
HOPE!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just read that
Interesting, that makes me think something is fishy with the trade report. Maybe the terms weren’t good for one team, or maybe the media just picked up on something too early and the GMs are trying to keep this under the radar. Very interesting…
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s too soon since there is no deal according to Doug Wilson by way of ESPN.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 10, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking
Of cheering him every time he touches the puck – whether or not he’s on our team.
Who’s with me?
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by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 10, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Amen to that
If this actually went/goes down, I’m thinking of buying a Marleau Kings jersey
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's get a few things straight
Patrick Marleau is a good player, even better person.
But I don’t think even HE is good enough to make it acceptable to wear a King’s Jersey.
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I love the player
not the team. I think the other Marleau fans on here could relate to that. I also live in Chicago, so you’d never have to see a Kings jersey at the Tank
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
When the Marleau to NJ rumors were going, I was close to sending in my Devils jersey to get Marleau on the back.
Why do I have a Devils jersey? My mom is from Jersey.
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I got a John Madden Devils jersey as a kid because I always thought he was the man who rode around in a bus and cooked big turkeys.
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Same Here.
Marleau King’s black and silver.
Too bad, before this I wanted a Pavelski Team USA jersey.
Also, the Kings become my 2nd favorite team.
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Don’t Sharks fans hate the Kings? You guys are terrible. When Mats Sundin was rumored to Montreal I was considering killing him myself to spare us all the injustice.
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Exactly.
Easily the most tolerable team in the division.
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Patrick Marleau is, and always will be a class act and a San Jose favorite.
Thank you Patrick, for always being a great guy and an entertaining player. You will be missed.
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Yeah, up yours Marleau. This will teach you to play excellent hockey and then waive your no trade clause when asked by management!
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by Chemmy on Sep 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, it’s not like he was even the face of the franchise or anything.
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This is why
accidentally falling asleep while watching tv is bad
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What were you watching?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Sep 10, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Point of Order
If this trade actually happens, do we have to say Garioch was right?
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Wasn’t it Don Brennan? Either way, I’m sure he meant 48 days and not hours.
Fucking Ottawa.
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According to Brian Murray:
This is completely preposhteroush! Suffering succotash!
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by SkinnyFish on Sep 10, 2009 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude
We’re taking on enough bad karma if Heatley ends up here. Let’s not push it.
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“It’s simply not true,” Murray told ESPN.com Thursday night . “I’ve had conversations with teams today but still I’m not close to a deal [involving Heatley].”
just saw that too
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what i hate more about
getting someones jersey then find out they are traded is….. getting trolled.(
If it makes you feel better in one summer I had four players whose jerseys I owned leave the team, so I bought a replacement jersey and that player got traded three weeks later.
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Damn it. I already called all my hockey buddies and told them it’s a done deal. Now I’ve lost all credibility.
Apparently every rumor involving Marleau or LA turns out to be questioned.
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You mean
Makes it up
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Loved this piece on Twitter from Eklund..
“Not getting any confirmation whatsoever on Espn heatley rumor. Not buying it. Source is looking to create a market that doesn’t exist”
LOL. That comes from a guy who actually runs a website called “Hockey Buzz”..
by Ivano M on Sep 10, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Kettle
Meet Pot
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Hahahahahaha hall of fame quotes right there. Rec city.
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I'm sorry
did Eklund just call someone else’s trade rumor bunk?
Did the nether world partially freeze over or was he intentionally that hilarious.
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by CTGray on Sep 10, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am boggled by this
Eklund? A voice of reason? Are dogs and cats getting along now?
by princessminako on Sep 10, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Cats and dogs, living together…
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It just looks like they added new info onto a short story that they wrote just to get the info up.
by princessminako on Sep 10, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I got really scared when I saw Eklund say Heatley was staying put.
I knew something had to go down today.
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Honestly people
It feels like the internet got bored and wanted to freak us out…
by princessminako on Sep 10, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I am being told to leave the computer and go out for dinner
so someone text me when we know wtf is going on please? Thanks.
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arigatou
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And the Kings are epic win at that job!
by princessminako on Sep 10, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
CRAP
If this trade doesn’t happen today, but tomorrow… that’s means I called it.
September 11th will be interesting because I have been informed the Sharks will be making a move. (I am totally make this up btw. I just have to make it a full Shark-tastic week)
I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life.
if patrick was your favorite player should you be sad or happy?
react sharks nation
I don't like you Detroit.
Happy, he’ll be free to have success in the playoffs.
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Yeah, with the Kings. You’ll be here all week right?
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Seriously the Kings are a terribly run franchise. Maybe Marleau will defect to a real team on LA’s first road trip.
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i think they were on their way to success
if they justed waited on that young talent but this trade is a mind bogler
I don't like you Detroit.
They’re already shedding young homegrown talent for nothing. They’ve won a single playoff series since 1993.
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just my opinion
i loved their young guys you can’t deny they have a lot of young talented guys
I don't like you Detroit.
Clarification desired
Is that, “My ass – the kings are going to the playoffs” or “My ass the kings [are not] going to the playoffs” ?
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by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 10, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Both
Sad that my favorite player is no longer on my favorite team, but happy for him in that he’ll probably get a shot to just play, instead of having to deal with constant rumors, ignorant Marleau-bashers, and the media berating him for being “vapor” when it counts.
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s true, LA doesn’t know it has a hockey team.
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Okay someone tell me what the fuck is going on?? Cause from what I’m reading, I’m not sure if I should be pissed or not … if Marleau is staying, I’m happy … please let it be he’s staying.
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
I'm with ang
I go on break at work and come back to chaos… WTF is going on?
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the link!
This is suspicious to say the least.
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by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 10, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lets all just be happy that we are now a better team
patrick marleau was my favorite player but i put the team ahead of my player rankings. An organizational shakeup makes everyone more accountable knowing if they don’t get it together they will be gone too, similar to a change in coaching staff this is not only a great move player wise but also organizationally.
I don't like you Detroit.
…makes everyone more accountable knowing if they don’t get it together they will be gone too
What exactly did Marleau do wrong this past season?
Then...
it should be:
makes everyone more accountable knowing if they don’t get it together they will be gonetoo
Not to be picky…
and so they would trade someone who had one of their best seasons to teach the others a lesson?? that’s backasswards.
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this sound funny?
Heatley uses his no trade clause to reject a trade to the Oilers cause he wants to be a Shark.
Marleau says eff-you Heatley and uses his NTC and screws Heatley out of any chance of going to a team he likes.
Irony my friends, irony
Wow...just wow
This is certainly huge news. One theme that I’m not seeing discussed much yet is the shakeup to our locker room. Roenick, Grier and Marleau are gone…Heatley doesn’t strike me as a leader and we didn’t get any leadership back in the Ehrhoff/Luko trade. The FO must really be looking internally for leaders to step up. Big Joe, Lil Joe, Seto, Clowe, Boyle…these guys really need to take this team by the reigns.
We just traded who for who?!
If any news breaks from the Kings brass, it will likely be posted by Rich Hammond first.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This is nuttier than squirrel turds! Thanks for the link, Plank…
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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Because everyone involved with the Los Angeles Kings is awful at their job.
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Unless your job happens to be Cock Schenn-blocking Burkie on Draft Night!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And the Kings are epic win at that job!
by princessminako on Sep 10, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, if the Sharks GM is so great why didn’t he draft John Tavares?
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Too busy making tanning bed reservations?
by princessminako on Sep 10, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
My apologies I thought DodgersBlueBalls was a Sharks fan. I should have known better.
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Or you could also say...
Unless your job description involves holding your stick off the ice so that Doug Gilmore can run into it with his face in Game 6
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations on all your success since then!
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I can’t get over how spectacularly dumb this comment is.
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it is a done deal folks don't act surprised
or like it is going to suddenly not happen patrick marleau is no longer a san jose shark
I don't like you Detroit.
I am taking this with a grain of salt. BOTH GM’s are denying, Patrick Marleau would not waive his NTC and sure as hell would not waive it to go to a DIVISION RIVAL. If he goes to LA and gets booed, I will be deeply disappointed. I know I sure as hell will not boo him if he comes back in a Kings uni.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 10, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
On a kind of related note
Kessel has expressed his intentions to test the free agent market, and will be fielding offers from other teams…
Kessel can’t test the free agent market. He’s not a free agent.
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Uh, yeah he is
There is a distinction between RFA and UFA, but nonetheless he is a free agent
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Zero people would call being an RFA and praying offer sheets show up “test[ing] the free agent market”.
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I don't think Kessel will have to pray that offers show up.
He has come out and said, “[His] priority priority instead is to sign a free-agent offer sheet with one of the league’s 29 other teams.” Hence, he will be testing the free agent market, because he will not be fielding an offer from the Bruins. I get your hesitation to use the term “testing,” but you’re just arguing semantics. In that case, look at it this way: Kessel will be sitting in his house hoping that some team gives him an offer sheet.
by Chicago Shark on Sep 10, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus, just send him to the KHL already. No one cares. Shut up Heatley.
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Dear FrankD of glorious Pensburgh blog:
Thanking you kindly for your horrible thinking of Dany Heatley comes to KHL. May I please respond, though, in behalf of all Russian persons: we would rather spend all day every day listening to your annoying Celine Dion warble horrendous songs – with iron spikes driven in our eyes and our how do you call “junk” burning on fire from many chemicals – than we would like to see this whiny goof Heatley comes to our country.
Also, Russian roads plenty dangerous already. What, is too soon?
-Hugs and kisses,
Everyone in Russia
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
thank the hockey gods this didn’t go down… i called my sister as soon as i read it on my ESPN MVP on my phone and she nearly cried and i almost ran over like 20 ppl on my way home to read what FTF had to say about it. PLEASE KEEP MARLEAU IN SJ
also, what do you guys think of the Sharks snubbing Patty and Nabby in the Season Ticket holders’ letters?
With all these denials, I bet Eklund hacked Bucci’s Twitter account.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 10, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I think that would be both amazing and terrible.
by princessminako on Sep 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anybody
Analyzed the possible cap hits for all 3 teams supposedly involved? I wouldn’t think that LA would be the ones to be dumping salary by getting rid of those 2 guys, and I can’t figure any other reason why the Sharks would be this desperate to dump Patty…. Dammit this sucks….
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
Stats the last 3 years:
Frolov: 230GP, 90G, 107A, 197Pts, 86PIM
Marleau: 231GP, 89G, 108A, 197Pts, 84PIM
If Frolov gets traded I might cry.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
If we lose Marleau, we’ll be crying right along with you
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
not until the trade deadline passes .. .(sighs)
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully, the source said: PATRICK MARLEAU IS NOT GETTING TRADED TO THE KINGS, AND HEATLEY IS NOT GOING TO THE SHARKS and Bucci/the media decided to eliminate those words. That or Eklund hacked his account. Or 4Chan.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa dude, whoa
Just got home from work and I missed all the ballyhoo
So basically, the ‘Heatley to SJ’ rumor mill jumped to threat level red, but has since dropped back down to…. blue.
Alrighty then.
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Sep 10, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I know! I faced the same thing when I got home … just holy hell the shit hit the fan!!! and everyone and their damn mother woke up to comment … but now … damn … why is it not Friday so I can unwind properly??
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Did Marleau get traded or not? If so, I have a few choice words I’d like to share. Actually, more than a few. And most of them are comprised of four letters.
Jesus Fucking Christ, I hope this thing is false. I go to French and the whole internet blows up, for Christ’s sake. Damn, I fucking hate Heatley.
I’m angry, can’t you tell?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
you’re pretty subtle about it
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…Yeah, I’m a bit calmer now that I’ve read its been disputed by all three GMs. I just scrolled down to the end of the post where Plank said, “The deal’s done,” and reacted.
Its just news that you don’t want to hear after taking a test and not eating all day.
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Fools and Sages
Oh, and that was me not sure about the trade – if it is confirmed, beware my comments for they will not be safe for anyone under the age of 18. I don’t joke around about my favorite players.
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Fools and Sages
I’ve talked to you about this behavior in the past. You need to quit this “holding it in” thing and just let your feelings out…No more of this subtle “Jesus Fucking Christ…” stuff…just let it out. You’ll feel better
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by Dave Valentine on Sep 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a little...
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I am just boggled
If this really does happen, I’m going to be pissed. Not because we gain Heatley, but because we’d LOSE Marleau!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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exactly how I feel … and I think we are all just holding our breaths waiting for something … final confirmation of this or final denial … or … whatever the fuck
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This trade wouldn’t make any sense because it’s not a three-way trade, it’s a trade between LA and Ottawa and then San Jose and LA. The Kings would have to trade Frolov and Stoll for Heatley and then trade Heatley for Marleau. Why wouldn’t they just trade for Heatley?
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
That’s a really good point Rudy. The only thing I can think of is Lombardi’s comments earlier this summer about Heatley not being a good fit for the Kings and the fact that he drafted Marleau.
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Plank, regarding your update @ 7:11 above: I’m not so sure that the Kings would be such big losers of the trade scenario. Sure, Marleau is only under contract for one more season and then he’s a UFA, but you should consider that Frolov is only under contract for one more season, as well.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s another good point- maybe Lombardi expects Frolov to walk and thinks he can resign Marleau to a deal? Probably the only way this turns out good for LA, because moving Frolov and Stoll for solely Marleau (especially if Lombardi can re-sign F&S) doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. You’re taking a huge risk by giving up guys who can be an excellent supporting cast for only one guaranteed year of Patty.
Fucking speculation man, this shit’s killing me.
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It's looking like it's not
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd kinda like to have Frolov and Stoll
Michalek or Cheech in some kind of package for them?
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Question for the smarter folk here
I know Heatley’s contract is burdensome, but couldn’t this be good for the Sharks long term? They trade one season of Marleau for six seasons of Heatley. I know this doesn’t take into account that Marleau is awesome and Heatley seems like a douche, but that seems like good business. Or is Heatley’s contract just too large?
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Shrinking Salary Cap
Most long term solutions look at the fact that Patty and Nabby come off the books next season and Joe in two.
It COULD be good business, trading one contract for another, but if AND ONLY if Dany Heatley is what gets this team a Stanley Cup. Because, realistically, Heatley will cost us Pavs, Seto and Nabby.
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i also don’t personally see how heatley improves our team
by a10dency2ask on Sep 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
In a one season sense, no, but in future seasons assuming Patty is gone regardless…
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Assuming Patty walks next season
Then yes, you’d love to get any sort of value for him. But again, there is only one number that counts in this equation. 16. The number of wins in the Spring. If Dany Heatley brought that, he’d be the best move ever made in the history of anything ever.
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I’d like to think the value of Patty walking (let’s hope this doesn’t happen) is free cap space to sign younger guys and more flexibility with trades and free agents.
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Fools and Sages
Well sure
If you would want to bet lots of money that Marleau would be history after this year and jet out for greener pastures, but the general consensus of this board would be that they don’t want to put up with the thought if a disgruntled Heatley pulling the same shit he did this year with Ottawa with us next year… It’s all a crapshoot it sounds like… If the deal does go down, this might be DW’s version of the “Hail Mary” of the hockey world… But we shall see
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
There is definitely a lot of risk here, but there seems to be some potential for reward too.
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True
If all of this works and Marleau is history and Heatley leads us to a cup… All will be forgiven… But right now people are reeling from the shock of the initial thought of Marleau being gone… I guess we will just have to wait and see what the hell is actually going on…
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And for the record
I’m not promoting the trade. I love Marleau, and although I don’t have the sig, I don’t want him traded either. I’m just trying to look at this from a Front Office perspective.
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Yeah
Same here… I would feel shitty if he got traded… It was also make me feel dumb for dropping 2 bills on my Marleau Black Armor jersey last year… but hell… if this wins us the cup, then fuck it… let’s do this shit and get it over with…
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would you feel dumb for such an awesome jersey? hell … traded or not … (and it’s NOT!!!) … you should always wear that with pride
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not super super dumb
But I would get all emotional and shit like that every time I wore it… You bet your ass that is the same jersey I’m wearing to FTF night… lol
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
well you know … cause if you don’t want it … you could always GIVE it to me … :)
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
not gonna happen… sorry… I’m a poor bachelor
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
poor bachelor? oh pls!! you don’t know poor until you have kids and one is in college
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think
You guys would fit into the jersey
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you need to stop thinking bout it !
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by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I just downed a Chipolte burrito,
in like less than a minute.
My thoguhts all crazy except i might be imagining it.
mmm burrito
best news on this site today so far. even if it isn’t true
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh
then it is the best part of my day. a guy from bellarmine who i’ve never even met, ate a chipotle burrito. wow. now i can sleep in peace tonight.
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
take a guess
i’ll give you a hint. he goes on a sharks blog, is hilaious is a genius. his screenname is similar to “idon’tknow723”
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
don't worry, he is...
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
dammit
no talking about food… im stuck at work with empty vending machines…
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
food is awesome
food=happiness for hungry people
i have food
you don’t
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
a dick move
would be putting up pictures of food
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate you
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i love you too
hey, i could’ve put up pictures…..what’s your favorite meal :)
wait, what do you do for a living that makes you work into the night?
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Intake Officer
Juvenile Hall
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
what do you have to do?
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
bookings, releases, monitor the cameras, operate the doors, discipline reports… blah blah blah… We are extremely slow tonight so hence I am on here trying to kill time until I get off work in about 2 hours… Barring any late night bookings
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
I have not had breakfast, lunch, or dinner today. And no dinner yesterday. A bag of Cheetos, a package of fruit snacks, and a root beer is all that I’ve had.
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Fools and Sages
you need to learn the ramen diet
it is what one lives on in college. I recommend noodles from the local Japanese grocery and frozen veggies. Add to boiling water. Cook. Eat. Be happier.
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really, even Vons/Albertsons will have cheap noodles
just don’t use the flavor packets. That stuff is gross.
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Costco
FTW
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah… I’m pretty much limited to either Smart & Final or Superior (local grocery store). And both are a good 15-20 minute walk from my dorm, which isn’t the most fun in the world.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
that sucks
Albertson’s was about that from my dorm, but I had to have a car to go to work, etc, so, I was able to buy the foods.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Yeah, carrying bags of groceries all the way from one end of the campus to the other really isn’t fun.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
So swipe a shopping cart…. You might even get some extra change… haha
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, well, since I’m in the middle of downtown LA, all the shopping carts have these anti-theft mechanisms that won’t let you even take the carts outside of the store. So that idea won’t work.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
somewhere they sell those little grocery carts that are collapsible. We used to see people with those all the time before I moved back up to where people just take the grocery carts themselves.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Well.....
If Patty does end up getting traded, you can take all of your rage out on a bum and take THEIR shopping cart… 2 birds with 1 stone… I’m a friggin genius!!!!!!
"..." - unknown
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t had the chance to go to the grocery store for a couple of weeks, so I’ve gone through my supply of Pop Tarts and Chef Boyardee. It actually just ran out yesterday, which explains my plight for the past two days. And of course, these two days have been the busiest for me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
eww
I used to go at night.
This was the only time I could find parking at the dorms! Ugh!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
i'm asian
so i’m used to that. i’m prepared for that, not reall ready for the whole “work” thing
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
not eating
is bad for you. don’t do it!
by a10dency2ask on Sep 10, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhh i see
that would be no bueno though… not sure im in favor of the splitting of the jersey…. that would be sacrilege
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
not negotiable
but maybe 2 cookies and we can iron out the details later… i might be over my cookie cap limit for the year already…
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm
how about a cookie with m&m’s with an option for a brownie pending the performance of the cookie?
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm
i don’t think i would be willing to waive my NBC for it… sorry kid
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Sep 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Just because you missed it doesn’t mean you have to miss out on the crazy emotions. Take me, for example.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
hm....
I would have had some crazy emotions
I punched three windows and stole car drove it into a house.
It appears you may also have a concussion, you should seek medical attention.
Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at a position to be determined.
@#$% Juan Uribe. Dios es grande.
Cats and Dogs Living Together! MASS HYSTERIA!
As glad as I am that Marleau is still a Shark, I’m actually very worried about the fact that JOHN BUCCIGROSS WAS WRONG!!!!
This is very unsettling. I’d expect this crap from The Sun or Eklund. But Bucci’s a rock!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
this
this is why I am confounded
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Bucci claimed Johnson was about to be traded from the Kings earlier this summer…
see if i can find the link, think i posted it on BoC….
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
So, it’s a rumor when I leave for back-to-school night
A little later, I “borrow” someone’s wireless access to find it’s a done deal
I get home, and it turns out to be total BS . . .
What a night . . . glad you’re still here, Patty (at least until the next round of rumors)
(Still kinda pissed about this Santa Claus thing . . .)
Um...
This is an interesting thread. Here’s the mood of the thread all day:
Danmnit more Heatley rumors?
LOL look at the Marleau trade rumors!
WTF MARLEAU WAS TRADED?!!
I HATE HEATEY!!!
I’m gonna miss Marleau sooo much.
Wait this didn’t happen?
It happened?
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ZOMG RAMEN AND BROWNIES. FOOOOOOODD!!!
highlights from this thread
ZOMG RAMEN AND BROWNIES. FOOOOOOODD!!!
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by serrapadre716 on Sep 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Also: SHOPPING CARTS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Just when you thought the day couldn’t get any weirder, the Kings-Coyotes rookie game was evacuated due to a bomb threat. [link]
H/T to sharkspage.com
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
WTF....
First my phone breaks, I have a crap ton of homework, this deal potentially goes down and now a BOMB THREAT???? This day cannot get any weirder.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t say it “can’t”, cause then it will.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Sep 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. My. God.
This day does keep getting weirder. Too bad it is almost over.
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Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 10, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Patrick Marleau is still a member of the San Jose Sharks
Just thought I’d mention that
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I still wouldn't be surprised to see Heatley as a Shark at some point...
…which, as I’ve said above when we thought it was going down, I think is a good trade. Obviously I’m in the minority, but I’d still like to see Heatley in teal. Of course, now that it hasn’t gone down, I’m still glad to have Marleau on the team. Its not a bad position to be in. If the trade goes through in some form as rumored, we get a top, elite goal scorer. If it does not go through, we keep an awesome two-way player. I don’t see how this is a bad thing.
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
Getting the news this happened while I was at a bar?
Yeah not the best timing there. And Bucci, really, you’re the only reason I bother visiting ESPN’s hockey page. Don’t make me rethink that. Here I was all ready to start breaking out the pitchforks and torches.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
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well, if Eklund posts it
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Eklund/No-Heatley-Deal/1/22892
.. then it must be the exact opposite, so expect the trade to happen tomorrow.
I’m interested to see where this goes, but I want an end to all this Heatley nonsense in one way or another tomorrow. Either the deal is going forward or he doesn’t suit up for the Sharks heading into the 09-10. This is a young team, with a relatively fragile mental state and every player needs to focus on their on-ice game from game 1 of the season to game 7 of the Finals.
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As an outsider, I just have to say — today has been one hell of an amusing day. Way to keep this offseason interesting, Lieutenant Twitter.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
As an insider
… I wish whatever happens will just happen so the team can focus on the season.
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