Mmmm, It's Fantasy Time
by Mr. Plank on Sep 3, 2009 4:37 PM PDT
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[Plank Update 9/2 7:30 PM]: We've already hit a waiting list, with three spots in the league currently unoccupied due to a delay in signing up after I sent out the password. Frackin slackers. If you don't have your team signed up by 5:30 PM tomorrow (September 3rd) I will be releasing passwords to three people on the wait list. Do I sound like a controlling asshole? It's because I am. Reason number seven I can't hold a consistent girlfriend. Reasons two and three are the herpes.
[Plank Update 9/3 4:37 PM]: Everyone has signed up. If you are not in this league then you are currently without a home. We will be fixing that now. Those who still want to join a league, talk amongst yourselves in the comments. Someone will need to set everything up and become the Commissioner. As of right now I nominate adragon, Will Bulldozer or stufflife considering they have been around here for awhile and have done fantasy before, but feel free to bypass that as I won't be directly involved in the league. I would prefer if you run the same point scoring that is found below as well as having a head to head league, but once again, that is your prerogative. Good luck, and thanks again for the overwhelming support. Really appreciate it.
[Plank Update 9/3 6:34 PM]: Ignore everything I said above. Conico De Mayo Miracle forgot to sign up for the first league (can't blame him for his deliquency really, the name says it all) and has set up a second league for all of those who are currently without a home. It's on Yahoo and will be exactly like the first league in every single way (scoring, head to head etc.). The league ID is 108742 and the password is drinko. Draft is set for September 26th (Saturday) at 12:00 PM, but he said he is more than willing to coordinate schedules. Hope this solves everything, leave any questions in the comments. Cheers and thanks again!
Wear your skimpy lingerie and FTF thongs because this one might get steamy.
Here's the skinny on how the points are going to be divvied up- let me know in the comments if you feel I missed a category, or if you think one should be scrapped.
Forwards/Defenseman: Goals, Assists, Points, Plus/Minus, Penalty Minutes, Powerplay Points, Shorthanded Points, Game Winning Goals, Faceoffs Won.
Rational: Was a bit wary about including +/- because it's going to punish players on weaker teams but decided to stick with it... Points might be double dipping a bit, but will make sure managers don't just load up on solely goal scorers or passers... Shorthanded points included to benefit managers who draft two way players- obviously points are a relatively poor measure of this, but it's close as we're going to get... Faceoffs won is the same principle. Like to help out managers who draft a complete team...
Goaltenders: Wins, GAA, Save Percentage, Shutouts.
Rational: Most of these go without saying, really.
Positions: Ah, kinky. 2 LW, 2 C, 2 RW, 4 D, 2 G, and 4 on the bench.
A live draft will be held, with a tentative date of September 23rd at 7:00 PM PST. More than willing to help coordinate schedules.
Email me at [fearthefin@gmail.com] with your handle on here if you are interested in joining. Twenty teams will be involved. First come first served, with the exception of TCY and Drinko since they are admins. If the demand is overwhelming I'm fine with creating a second league.
Go Sharks.
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As they say in those Giants commercials, I'm in.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
I’ve only done this once (last yr) and majorly sucked at it … but what the hell! I can only improve huh? (or suck again) … count me in.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 7:04 AM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHA
“Drinko” – is it too late to change my name to “Drinko de Mayo”?
Oh, and like Dave, I’m SO in.
In need of a signature... please advise.
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 2, 2009 7:44 AM PDT reply actions
In like Flint
I’ve never done the whole fantasy sports thing, but I’ve been considering it this offseason. What the hell, should be fun if nothing else.
I'm in
sent you an email..
Played it last year in a public internet league. Had mostly Sharks squad, which was doing really good until the infamous all-star break came along.
Finally Fantasy Hockey
I’m still pissed for losing in the finals last year in my public league.
Had mostly Sharks squad, which was doing really good until the infamous all-star break came along.
Being a homer helps sometimes. Picking up Devin Setoguchi off the FA market last season was so sweet.
Oh my Goc!!!
Same here – had Marleau and Seto in both my leagues last year, had Clowe in one, Blake in the other, was 1st place for the entire year in both leagues, finished 5th in one league and 2nd in another.
It's nothing but crumpled porno and Ayn Rand.
Vlasic and Error were good picks last year in my league. They went undrafted.
Two years ago Pavelski and Clowe helped me win the league, when they just broke into the roster.
Same here.
I also picked up Marleau early in the season, just because he played for the Sharks. It worked out well…
I did it in three leagues and I got Boyle as a FA in two same with Pav's & Clowe
including two that money was involved I went two 1st’s a 2nd and a 3rd last year.
Oh yea and I am in, (email sent)
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Hellz yeah!
Sounds like a blast. Count me in :)
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
by ZeroIndulgence on Sep 2, 2009 9:07 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
I’m playing. Although I think it was assumed.
Taylor Pyatt first overall pick.
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Intriguing
Not Alexander Ovechkin? Too obvious?
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by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
20 teams? that means people are gonna be drafting 3rd line players and back up goalies.
The guy who drafts 20th is gonna have a team that looks like the leafs.
More realistic...
And, no, not in a snake format draft, which I assume this is.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 2, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
In
and late to the party
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
I'm in!
been playing for years with my buddies from college but I figured this one might be fun too!
I'm in
So, what in the knick-knack-paddywack-give-a-dog-a-bone is going on around here? — Dan Rusanowsky
TCY's Beatingyoutons
Are… well… going to be beatingyoutons.
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probably … but … hoping not … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Coming up with a team name is tough!!! must have googled so many things trying to see what would be “cool sounding” … ending up finding this —
Nice article about team name origins
San Jose Sharks – Named after the ‘Red Triangle’
..- Over 5000 potential names were submitted by mail for the new team. The first-place finisher was "Blades," the owners of the new franchise were concerned about the name’s negative connotations (weapons, etc) and went with the runner-up name: "Sharks."
..- Inspired by the area of water near the Bay Area, known as the "red triangle" because of its huge shark population.
Almost went with Red Triangle before I decided to use the Blades, so ended with with Teal Blades.
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by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions
Total Lack of Win
ready to put on the lead boots and sink to the bottom. Booyah
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Torrey Mitchell 1st overall pick.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 2, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in if there's room.
Love fantasy hockey. I probably won’t be able to sneak in a couple Sharks like I usually do.
I am going to pass this time,
but may I recommend some team names for others?
Norfolk and Chance (say it fast)
Dog Dick Sunday
Peeing on Pavelski (IDunno, I am saving that one for you)
Billy Fuck and The Shit Kickers
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
by Morti on Sep 2, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
how can you pass on the fun?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, I just dont have the time for it this year
Too many obligations, too little time.
Somebody call me a Wah-mbulance!
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Welcome to life my dear … :)
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by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Norfolk and Chance (say it fast)
It’s hilarious when you say it with a British accent.
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seriously
I am in lol mode over here
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
FTF Thong
OK – I admit, I read here often but don’t post. I do love this site though. I created an account to specifically find out where I can buy a FTF thong!!! I must have one for myself and think they would make an excellent holiday gift!
Am already in 2 separate fantasy hockey pools, don’t think I can keep track of three.
First – welcome!
as to the thong – if you scroll down on the main page, on the left it will say “fear the fin store – cafe press” … there you go ! :)
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by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for commenting.
P.S. I’ll have your money soon for the staged FTF Shop drop. You pulled it off perfectly.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 2, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
some aren’t putting much thought into names … so go with whatever … :)
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by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No one will beat my name neways
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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 2, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I so gotta start hanging out with people MY age! :)
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by ang6666 on Sep 2, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I beg to differ
my team name is full of win, despite claiming to have a total lack thereof
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Snowman Pants
A nickname I somehow acquired (I wear snowman pajama pants during the winter).
by Chicago Shark on Sep 2, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been using “monsters” for all my fantasy teams for years. It works best in baseball though
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by Dave Valentine on Sep 4, 2009 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve also never done it before, but it’ll be fun. I’m in.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
As I posted up above
I am in if there is room
email sent
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
and my team name is "Death from Below"
I have used it before and won both leagues, (when all else fails go with a winner).
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Hell yeah, I love that band Death From Below 1699.
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What fantasy site do you use?
I play on Yahoo about 80% of the time as I feel it is the best over all site but I will play where ever so long as I can play.
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
The Duck Hunter
Originally went with “Campaign for 1-Nut” (I’ll let you guess why), but since Sleek was in, I figured what the hey, a little Anaheim antagonism wouldn’t hurt.
Oh my Goc!!!
I’d really like to play, but I definitely can’t draft on a Wednesday. Got grad classes. If we have a 2nd (or 3rd, etc) league, can it draft on a different day? Thursday maybe?
Jon Casey fan since '84
Definitely. After the sign ups are completed here we’ll work on the second one. I’ll leave the time up to you guys.
Also, I’m still fine with drafting at a different time for this league if anyone has scheduling conflicts. I’m assuming we’re okay considering no one said anything?
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I'm in!
My name may change between now and then, but for now, gotta go with It’s Not So Much Me…stupid character limit.
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
So... who wants to set up the FTF Junior League?
I’ve commished a few leagues before, but being a such a infrequent poster, I wouldn’t expect to be the commissioner. I’ll do it if no one else wants to set it up, but otherwise, I just want to be in it.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Just got off the phone with another admin and he’s going to set it up. I’ll update all the relevant information on the front page in about 5 minutes.
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Come one, come all!
“The Commish is wise.”
In need of a signature... please advise.
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 3, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool beans.
Btw, thinking up team names is tough.
But you gotta love Futurama references.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
A perfect example of why...
your best ideas do NOT come after you’ve been drinking.
by PNK on Sep 4, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
that’s pretty hilarious
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Signed up!
for FTF 2
Team: “Patty’s: An Erotic Life”
For the It’s Always Sunny in Philly viewers. ; )
Thanks Conico for presiding. And thanks to Plank for the nomination.
Where hockey injuries in San Diego are thumb blisters from playing too much NHL 09
Hahaha
My team – 3 Sheets 2 the Win. Another “Conico do Mayo” reference.
In need of a signature... please advise.
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Can’t wait for the new season to start on the 17th. Another reason this is a great month to be alive.
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And House
starts on the 21st. This is a very good month for TV
by Chicago Shark on Sep 4, 2009 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions
heck yeah
“The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”
While Frank, Mac, and Dennis try their hand at real estate, Dee arranges to be a surrogate mother to a wealthy couple with a sweet house. All the while, Charlie faces off with a lawyer on the intricacies of the judicial system.
sounds like a killer season opener.
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by Will Bulldozer on Sep 5, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Best name ever.
Will Sinbad and Mark Thomas be your first picks?
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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 4, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
…yes
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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
But I thought Sinbad and Rob Thomas were just hallucinations?
So many great quotes.
Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into that boy’s hole.
Charlie: I feel like you’re saying hole when it’s clearly boy’s soul.
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by Will Bulldozer on Sep 5, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Signed up
im in FTF 2
My team is nabby_my_cheech
good luck everyone but Im pretty sure Ill win
After a bout of spazziness
I finally signed up for FTF2.
Team name is “Finnish Their Czechs,” in the spirit of the Olympics. And bad puns.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I would,
but I don’t know. I would think yes.
by Chicago Shark on Sep 5, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
You don't have too.
But it’s highly recommended. Like if someone’s in a slump or injured you probably want them out of the lineup.
Joined FTF2
I’m the commonly thrown in item, and I’m sure it came as the breaking factor in the Ehrhoff trade:
Bag of Pucks.
Also in FTF2
Since we’re sharing our names, I chose Hamilton WolfSpiders. That’s subject to change, as it has every month or so in baseball. I thought of another great name, though, but it references a player’s softness that DW finally gave away: Lukas Cashmere
Jon Casey fan since '84
Try it again- Dustin accidentally had the league capped at twelve teams, but he has since changed it to twenty.
You should be good to go.
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cap fail?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Doug Wilson?
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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 4, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
new team name?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Endorsed by Mr. K on "CINCODEMYOOR!!!!!" Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
slacker
:)
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by ang6666 on Sep 7, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I can make the wednesday draft
But if I’m the only one that can’t make it, don’t change it.
by GoldenStateGuerrero on Sep 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
ATTENTION
We have room for 3 more people in the FTF Invitational 2 = join quickly!!!!
Love,
Commissioner Drinko
In need of a signature... please advise.
by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Sep 13, 2009 12:09 AM PDT reply actions
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