Off the Post September 6

The Sharks confirm what you already know - Dan Hinote will be at San Jose's training camp.
TSN speculates that the Maple Leafs are preparing for a move (Phil Kessel alert...) after Toronto reacquires their hot potato 2010 2nd round pick from Chicago in exchange for a 2011 3rd round pick and a 2011 2nd round pick that originally belonged to Calgary. If you can follow all that, you're ready to take on Brian Burke at a shell game.
Jeremy Roenick mouths off about the NHLPA situation, uses the word "chickenshit." Article here, full interview here.
Kyle McLaren tries to emigrate from the AHL as he's invited to the New York Rangers' training camp. No word whether Patrick Rissmiller was allowed on the same boat (rimshot).
The U.S. Department of Transportation avenges Phoenix Coyotes fans with a major "fuck you" to Canada. That'll teach you to ask for seven, bitches!

Doing his best Ray Bourque impersonation, longtime Dallas Stars d-man Philippe Boucher decides to hang up the skates, having hoisted the Cup for the first time on his final day.
The Anaheim Ducks get defenseman Steve Eminger from the... well shit, which of his three teams this past season had him last?
Richard Zednik's wife divorces him after a rocky marriage full of domestic abuse on his part. Suddenly that throat slash doesn't sound so bad after all...
Dan Cloutier gets a tryout with the Detroit Red Wings. Considering they're the ones behind this famous goal against, you'd think Detroit would be the last team to extend an offer to him. But then again, maybe they are.