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No Buffaslug? No problem.

Dan Boyle will sit his second straight game, and although the Sharks took it to the Anaheim Ducks yet again in a 3-1 victory on Thursday, playing without your best overall blueliner is never a good thing. Blake led the team with 24:53 of ice time two nights ago. Unsustainable obviously, no one needs to tell you that, but it highlights what a big part of this team Boyle is. No one really needs to tell you that either. Okay, now that we've established what we have already established let's move on.

By all accounts tonight should be an excellent game-- two of the top teams in the league squaring off toe to toe at HP Pavilion. Thing is, for me at least, I take very little stock into cross Conference matchups from a "sizing up" point of view. The two teams meet only once a year usually, giving the coaching staff little time to prepare a gameplan the likes of which you would see against Chicago, Detroit, or Calgary. What tonight will come down to is the fabled sports cliches we all have learned to simultaneously love and loathe over the years-- get pucks in deep, establish a forecheck, bodies in front, and put shots on net. Truly riveting stuff when you sit down to think about it, but with how well Buffalo has played this season, I'm sure the tilt tonight will elicit a few more emotional fluctuations than this lackadaisical gameday preview.

I can almost hear you flatlining.

The Sabres. When I say level of talent I don't mean Mike "Everyday I'm Hustlin'" Grier or Craig "Old Hickory" Rivet (a new nickname I just came up with for him that rolls off the tongue quite nicely I must say, as long as you don't associate Manifest Destiny and The Trail of Tears with it). They'll be nice to see again of course; the former in the case of a San Jose empty net with twenty seconds remaining, the latter not so much in the case of a Buffalo empty net with twenty seconds remaining. By jove the contrast is striking.

Anyways, where the hell am I going with this, anyways, by level of talent I specifically mean Ryan Miller and Tyler Myers. Miller's the class of the league between the pipes right now and will be leading Team USA to an upset over Ivano's Russian squad in the medal round in February (puffs out chest and waves reproductive organs around), while Myers is a damn near lock for the Calder. He's been thrown into the proverbial fire this season, and along with partner Henrik Tallinder, has been far and away the best pairing on the Sabres team. Lindy Ruff will likely try and match them up against HTML, but if he doesn't manage to successfully do so it won't matter-- the guy seems to be on a lifetime contract or something and will be frozen like Walt Disney by Sabres management after he retires. Ruff would probably have to go 0-82 before getting fired. Even then, a couple loser points here and there might save his job. I think it's the sweet facial hair. Those Buffalonians sure do love their facial hair.

*****

That's all she wrote (all he wrote, really) for me tonight. A few R&C's coupled with an early wake up call to interview members of the Audobon Society for the paper (real muckraking stuff let me tell ya) have rendered me absolutely useless. But before I go, I leave you with a grammatically correct sentence-- the first person to translate it in the comments without cheating (I'm serious idunno, I know you scammed your way through trivia last season) wins my eternal affection and a signed copy of my new book "How To Mail In A Gameday Post While Eating Leftover Chinese Food In Your Birthday Suit."

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Prediction: Sharks win 1-0 in the shootout. Miller shuts down Team Canada all game, with fellow American Joe Pavelski scoring the winner. Jingoism can't stop me now!

 

Go Sharks.

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Bison from Buffalo, New York intimidated by other bison from the Buffalo area also intimidate Buffalo-based bison.

So when do I get the book?

by Nael M. on Jan 23, 2010 3:11 AM PST reply actions  

Talk about a shaky cease fire there. It’s like a three way Korean war. In Buffalo, with buffalo.

"Jame McGinn...he's magically delicious!" -Drew Remenda

by joe579 on Jan 23, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny thing is, I scrapped those plans to write a new book. “How To Procrastinate On Writing A Novel By Constantly Making Plans To Write Another One.”

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 23, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, nothing like a Family Guy quote. Rec’d, twice if I could.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 23, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

translation:

Man who drops ching-chong on his ding-dong will type like King Kong?

/Rosie Odonnell impression

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 23, 2010 7:38 AM PST reply actions  

Goin to the game...

Oh yeah baby.

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Jan 23, 2010 8:37 AM PST reply actions  

BTW I happened to choose a great 10 game pack.

Anaheim
Colorado
Dallas
Los Angeles
Washingtion
Edmonton
Buffalo
Detroit
Columbus
Vancouver

Not bad eh?

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Jan 23, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Not bad at all.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 23, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Trying to make us jealous, eh?

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe...

You got totally hosed

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Jan 23, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. 209 here. I’d say we should start a wave, but that’s totally the 20th century.

We just traded who for who?!

by BawLa on Jan 23, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool

taking my roommate to his first Sharks game, hope its a win!

by PNK on Jan 23, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't that sentence

have multiple meanings depending on the multiple usages of buffalo?

"Jame McGinn...he's magically delicious!" -Drew Remenda

by joe579 on Jan 23, 2010 9:26 AM PST reply actions  

Shenanigans!
(I’m serious idunno, I know you scammed your way through trivia last season)

Harumph. Well, at least I got me a one-of-a-kind, game-used, autographed Plank and TCY paperweight…er, puck! So…ka-kow!

by Section223 on Jan 23, 2010 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

Miller’s the class of the league between the pipes right now and will be leading Team USA to an upset over Ivano’s Russian squad in the medal round in February (puffs out chest and waves reproductive organs around)

Damn this place is going to rock come Olympics time.

Now let’s look at some hard stats and see how many goals Russian top 4 already scored against this crazy Miller this season.

Ovechkin – 3 games, 2 goals, 2 assists
Semin – 2 games, 2 assists
Malkin – 2 games, 0 points
Kovalchuk – 3 games, 4 goals

Considering that the talent surrounding Russian top 4 on offense will be much better than the talent surrounding Miller on defense, USA will need nothing short of another “Miracle on Ice” to even stay in the game past the 1st period. Seeing how they didn’t spend 6 months preparing for the tournament together, and how it’s not magician Herb Brooks behind the bench but the ever bitter loser Ron Wilson, this one is not going to even be close.

by Ivano M on Jan 23, 2010 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

CHEATING??!!!

I have never done such a thing so dishonorable. This is a fallacy. The following letter is inspired by a quote from Thomas Paine: “He who dares not offend cannot be honest.” You see, I, speaking as someone who is not an iconoclastic four-flusher, indisputably believe that the ideas backing up Mr. Plank’s metanarratives are extremely rambunctious and perfidious. And because of that belief, I’m going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I’m going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that some insane, callous libertines are actually considering helping Mr. Plank twist the teaching of history to suit his unpleasant purposes. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Mr. Plank on numerous occasions. The first response to this from his compeers is perhaps that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: One does not have to make my worst nightmares come true in order to put inexorable pressure on him to be a bit more careful about what he says and does. It is a militant person who believes otherwise. If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call him by name. That name is Mr. Plank.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

You even cheated with this rant! I submit this evidence to the FTF jury.

idunno is a monster that must be stopped.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 23, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know what that is!

Or what is does. These false accusations must be stopped, for they are nothing but slander.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It actually would be libel since it is a written defamation, but pay that no heed, for the words I speak are just and true.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 23, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Libel it is, but I still stand by the fact that the words you speak are in truth, the exact opposite of being just and true.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"

by 49er16 on Jan 23, 2010 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

The Sharks better freaking win tonight...

I’ve had a WEIRD couple days.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

You had to go work the check in table at Furcon?

(no seriously, there’s a furry convention in town. Same hotel the Sabres are in.)

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Jan 23, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, hey ...

I think I know someone that’s at that convention.

by xarexerax on Jan 23, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I wasn’t feeling well so I went to the doctor. I don’t usually go, but my right eye was bloodshot so I thought I should go to have it looked at.

During the evaluation, he noticed my eyes were moving in different directions. He’s like “I’ll be right back”, and then called me into his office where he told me that I was scheduled for an emergency CT scan. The sinus infection I had moved into my eye and if I didn’t get treatment immediately I could be blind in that eye permanently within a few hours.

So, go to the hospital, on an IV. Get injected with iodine which is the weirdest feeling in the world (you can feel it moving through you). They shoot antibiotics in my face, also awesome.

Long story short they caught it in time but I’m on these horse pill antibiotics, but I’m still seeing double because one of my eyes is looking in a different direction. I’m not allowed to move all weekend.

So yeah, weird day.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

That’s one hell of a day, indeed. Here’s to not going blind?

by xarexerax on Jan 23, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Hip hip hooray!

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

ok that is weird

but at least you’ll be alright. (can you really feel the iodine moving? crazy!) If you’re not allowed to move how do you…you know what? Nevermind.

And now I am going to keep a much better eye on this sinus thing I have. No pun intended. Dude you must have had that infection for like, weeks. Scary!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Jan 23, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah they put the iodine in your arm and it feels like warmth. It seriously goes through your veins… slowly. Nuts.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, getting injected with iodine is definately a weird feeling. Glad they caught it in time and you won’t be blind!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Jan 23, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have to say I am glad as well.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

How weird. Glad to hear you’re ok and got that taken care of on time.

I bet it’ll be weird today to watch Miller make two saves every time Sharks get a shot.

Here is to a lot of two Heatleys raising their hands in celebration many times today.

by Ivano M on Jan 23, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha!

Why does Joe have 4 eyes?

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Side note

I’ve got a muscular condition that gives me double vision all the time — I’m used to seeing twins on the ice. It’s really bad when we play against the Sedins …

by xarexerax on Jan 23, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

O geeze.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll see one to the upper left and one to the regular left…

(You can’t see the infection because it’s on the side I’m looking to, but I have pictures of that too!)

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Heatley – Congratulations! Your eyes now looks as odd as his –

by Ivano M on Jan 23, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  


Well, kinda! But it’s the same eye! I feel so special.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn..

Damn.. I take if you were a Shark, Pollak would write that you’re out day-to-day with upper body injury, with McGinn taking your spot as Worcester late call up?

by Ivano M on Jan 23, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha so funny! I am glad you feel better! I get sinus infections all the time. I just hope it doesn’t ever get that bad.

"Boys only voluntarily hug when someone scores."

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Jan 23, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy smokes, good that you’re okay!

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Wowza

It’s good it was found before something really bad could happen to ya. Get well soon!

by Nael M. on Jan 23, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

When we were talking yesterday I debated calling you “The One Eyed Monster” (an awesome nickname, really) but decided against it.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 23, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

wow! good thing you went and they were able to treat you in time. Reminds me of what happened to my youngest when he was 4-5. He had a cold. No biggie you would think. But he woke up one morning with his eyes crossed. Freakiest thing for parents to go thru. Went to the doctors, they ran test, blah blah blah. Seems the cold affected his eyes (more the muscles behind, it was all very technical) … and they said it could get better or it may require surgery. We had to put prisms on his glasses to get the muscles working.

I tell ya, freaky as hell. They monitored for years after that to make sure there was no long lasting affects.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 23, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn dude,

gett better.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Proud member of the "Keep Marleau Forever" Club

by Lurker Shark on Jan 23, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap

Um, feel better. And yay for you not becoming half blind!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for all the kind wishes guys...

I am ok!

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

YIFF IN HELL!

Actually, yiff outside the Sabres’ hotel rooms.

"Jame McGinn...he's magically delicious!" -Drew Remenda

by joe579 on Jan 23, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’m most pleased that, after tonight, the Sharks have 4 full days off at home to get Boyle better and get Nabby some rest. How often in an NHL schedule does that happen?

Oh, right, 4 days without Sharks hockey will suck. But hopefully they will come out fresh and healthy against Chicago after their short break.

As for tonight, I do believe I’m going to the game, so they better win! Dammit!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Jan 23, 2010 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Predictions

Sharks win 3-0. Nabby shuts the net, and bests Miller. Goals from Marleau, Pavelski, and ______. That blank is because I feel it could be an energy/hustle goal from either Nichol, Ortmeyer, or Malhotra. Jumbo gets at least an assist tonight (he’s on the shnyde)

by wettt!!! on Jan 23, 2010 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

Welcome to FTF! I promise it’s not just pictures of my eyes all the time.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s totally lying, but welcome anyway!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Jan 23, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Given enought time

you might wish the pictures were of his eyes

Fear the Fin....where being an old guy isn't all bad, and the 2nd round can be bad on the heart

by Dave Valentine on Jan 23, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome welcome. You may discover that it is the only Sharks related forum where people aren’t constantly arguing about whether Nabby is a chocker or not, although this is exactly what will be happening when he knocks off both Canada and USA out of the Olympics in about four weeks from now.

FOUR WEEKS!!

by Ivano M on Jan 23, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Plank, can we get a waiting list if TCY eats it today?

He can’t see this anyways. And a side note, I’ve been listening to this all day as a means to pump me up for tonight’s game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImbW-p4c4gQ
Woo Dead Weather!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 23, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

I can see it.

I can see it twice.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 3:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

And that’s mean. Boo.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 4:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

One more and Beetlejuice will appear.

Or the Candyman. Or Rob Blake.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 23, 2010 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!

I won’t be around tonight. Going to the City to listen to some funk music. Would ask if someone would be so kind to text me the scores, but no one volunteered last time, so screw ya! … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 23, 2010 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

GO SHARKS

Hope the Steel Head Brewery in Burlingame has a TV in the pub, because I’m going there for a friend’s birthday tonight. I will not be able to spam the thread with pics of scantily clad women. Someone else is going to have to pick up that slack.

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 23, 2010 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

GO SHARKS

dear Hockey Jesus please let us beat them into submission tonight. AMEN.

"Boys only voluntarily hug when someone scores."

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Jan 23, 2010 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

hello and goodbye

popping in to say GO SHARKS but headed out to a movie then to old pro in Palo alto to watch the game. Woo!

"Fear the Fin: where some fans chose to swathe themselves in baseless optimism all season long." -CTGray

by workthecycle on Jan 23, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

SHAAARKS!

I was invited to a pregame BBQ w/ ticket to tonight’s tilt…by a Buffalo fan and his fellow Sabres supporters who are busing down. I had to decline! I’m closer to the Valley tonight anyhow, and will be attending Alaska at Stockton. I hope to see the Sharks winning when they flash the score updates on the Jumbotron!

Go Thunder!
GO SHARKS!

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Jan 23, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like I'll be rolling in solo in the gameday thread this evening

BUT I JUST GOT NHL CENTER ICE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 23, 2010 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Don't worry.

I’m here with you!

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be here too

I just lured out to help with a car exchange and I am not going back out again tonight unless it’s a emergency. Seriously. The roads are crazy.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Jan 23, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m here – finally get to watch/listen to a game…it’s been forever!

by AfroPuff on Jan 23, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY! How’s Canada?

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Good – the canadian boys love me so socially I’m having a good time (he,he)

Not as cold as I expected so I’m doing pretty well (@ -2 celsius.) You’ll be very pleased to know that I’ve been resisting the peer pressure to root for the Canucks or the Flames (I’m about in the middle and there are a lot of fans from both teams around.)

Sorry to hear that you’re not well – sending healthy thoughts to you!

by AfroPuff on Jan 23, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

That jersey is SWEET!

The Shark logo totally looks real!

Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!

by ZeroIndulgence on Jan 23, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha you have to wear that to every game.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it’s not mine… could it eventually belong to one of you?

Perhaps…

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Well whoever it belongs to, or will belong to, should wear it to every game.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Jan 23, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

who the hell is Robertson?

by StevieV17 on Jan 23, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That, we may never know.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe......

a kid made it? it looks that bad. no offense

by StevieV17 on Jan 23, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the point.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That is so epic

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That is all kinds of awesome.

Someone from FTF has to wear that to at least one game.

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jan 23, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Boy am I glad I found that

Sad that I dont own it outright, yet!

"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009

by Morti on Jan 24, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

That's so bad, it's awesome.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 23, 2010 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

I think i’s likely, according to initial reports.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They don’t know for certain about anything except that he’s not playing tonight. Four days is a long time. But DP said it’s likely that it will happen because of the four day break.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Did u know.......

in the Sharks past 7 victories, theyve only given up a goal in each game?

by StevieV17 on Jan 23, 2010 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

Shush, or people will think we don’t need help on defense.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like to see it as, our defense sucks so much that they can’t ever manage to get Nabokov or Greiss a shutout, even when dominating teams and scoring 14 goals in two nights.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

im just sayin. we could definately still use another puck moving defenseman besides dan boyle. cuz, as evidence the other night, boyle is an important part of the offense. and yes, im aware captain and pickles each scored the other night but i just think we’d be better off with another boyle-esque player

by StevieV17 on Jan 23, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean someone like, I don’t know, Jason Demers?

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by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If you average one round-trip flight per year (on the safer airlines), your lifetime odds of dying in a plane crash are less than 1 in 66,000. Even an “air warrior” flying round-trip every work-day for 30 years, has a lifetime risk under 1 in 787

Just sayin’, DW is tempting fate.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a salary cap, and by sending Demers up and down, the Sharks are accumulating space for the deadline/latter half of the season so they can keep players up or acquire some without having to worry about the cap.

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by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

quick question:

whats gonna happen with upcoming superstar free-agents jumbo joe and patty?

by StevieV17 on Jan 23, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Uhhh, Joe’s not a UFA this summer. Joe Pavelski is an RFA, if that’s what is confusing you. And there is pretty much nothing coming out of the Sharks about contract negotiations with any of the upcoming free agents, restricted or unrestricted.

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by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we’ll know alot more after the deadline.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

After next season, IIRC.

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by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

After next year.

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by Evilducks on Jan 23, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Next year.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

You’ll never hear any rumors about contract negotiations, even if they were going on. Doug Wilson keeps EVERYTHING close to the vest.

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by Evilducks on Jan 23, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta say...

Buffalo really has a huge disparity between logos. Th Buffaslug is terrible, but the cross swords may be one of the best logos in all of hockey.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

Buffaslug makes for a fun little monster to draw, though

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by CTGray on Jan 23, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree

makes u wonder why they evn messed with it in the first place

by StevieV17 on Jan 23, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

adthe is the usual place.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 23, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

myp2p.eu, then click “forums” is another place.

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by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

this

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

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