But my singing is not fit for public consumption (especially while sick), so it's just lyrics.

An editing of Stompin' Tom's "The Hockey Song."  Meant to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek, though I mean all the bits about loving the Sharks.  (So most of it?)  Also, I owe BritShark thanks for inspiring me to stop being lazy about doing this.

The (Sharks) Hockey Song

Hello out there! We're on the air,

It's Hockey Night tonight;

Tension grows, the whistle blows,

And the puck goes down the ice.

The goalie jumps, and the players bump,

And the fans all go insane;

Someone roars, "Patty scores!"

At the good old hockey game.

Oh! The good old hockey game,

Is the best game you can name;

And the best game you can name,

Is the good old Hockey game!

Second period...

Where players dash with skates a-flash,

The away team trails behind;

But they grab the puck and go bursting up,

And they're down across the line.

They storm the crease like bumble bees,

They travel like a burning flame;

We see them slide the puck inside,

It's a one-one hockey game.

Oh! The good old hockey game,

Is the best game you can name;

And the best game you can name,

Is the good old Hockey game!

Third period! Last game in the playoffs, too!

Oh, take me where the hockey players

Face-off down the rink;

And the Stanley Cup is all filled up,

For the champs who win the drink.

Now the final flick of a hockey stick,

And the one gigantic scream:

"The puck is in" - The Sharks win

The good old hockey game

Oh! The good old hockey game,

Is the best game you can name;

And the best game you can name,

Is the good old Hockey game!

A hearty cheer fills the air

from fans in teal and white.

The Tank is loud and proud

we love the Sharks each night.

For twenty years of foes fear

of facing San Jose,

we'll thank our Sharks for the sparks

at the good old hockey game!

Oh! The good old hockey game,

Is the best game you can name;

And the best game you can name,

Is the good old Hockey game!