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The Twelve Days of Sharksmas
by Auth0r on Dec 10, 2010 6:46 PM PST
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Been sitting on this for a couple weeks and was debating tonight between posting this and something else I'd crafted, but if there's one Sharks carol on the board, there might as well be two...
The Twelve Days of Sharksmas
On the first day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
A goal from Setoguchi!
On the second day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the third day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the fourth day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn's being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the fifth day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the sixth day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Crankshaft's hits,
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the seventh day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Dan Boyle's eyebrows,
Crankshaft's hits,
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the eighth day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Logan's shiny teeth,
Dan Boyle's eyebrows,
Crankshaft's hits,
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the ninth day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Dany Heatley sniping,
Logan's shiny teeth,
Dan Boyle's eyebrows,
Crankshaft's hits,
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the tenth day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Clowe throwing punches,
Dany Heatley sniping,
Logan's shiny teeth,
Dan Boyle's eyebrows,
Crankshaft's hits,
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the eleventh day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Thornton's woolly mammoth,
Clowe throwing punches,
Dany Heatley sniping,
Logan's shiny teeth,
Dan Boyle's eyebrows,
Crankshaft's hits,
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
On the twelfth day of Sharksmas,
my true love sent to me
Marleau being awkward,
Thornton's woolly mammoth,
Clowe throwing punches,
Dany Heatley sniping,
Logan's shiny teeth,
Dan Boyle's eyebrows,
Crankshaft's hits,
The Big Pavelski!
Demers loving SCIENCE!
McGinn being dickish,
Nitty's big saves,
And a goal from Setoguchi!
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Werd
I for one, am filled with the holiday spirit (FourLoko is the holiday spirit).
I hope Sharksmas Carols are a trend.
Love it.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Dec 10, 2010 10:30 PM PST reply actions
LOL!!!
Did you make this up? I think my favorite line has to be “Dan Boyle’s eyebrows” dont ask me why, that line really made me chuckle! Love this song! We should be singing it during breaks at the Tank!
Yeah, I sat around trying to replace the original lyrics with Sharks stuff. Honestly, I basically tried to come up with the most meme-ish thing I could think of for each guy. Except Seto, but his name is too perfect to replace “in a pear tree” to do anything else, though now I’m thinking “and a bald Setoguchi!”
…Crap. That’s gonna bug me now.
I’m gonna try and resist the urge to go back and edit that, now…
I just talk a lot and somehow accidentally say things that sound smart. It’s all smoke and mirrors, I tell ya.
Hahaha these are great.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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on the twelfth day of christmas
my true loves gave to me,
at least twelve playoff wins in a season for once. please please. It’s all i want santa.
and i never realized how awkwardly spelled “twelfth” is. no wonder it’s sir patrick of wifftowns number
:*(
I love the nickname and sir patrick of wifftown is still my favorite, although a spike in production would be welcomed
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
here's alittle of my 12 days of Christmas with SJ Sharkie
On the 1st day of Christmas S.J. sharkie gave to me
an “autographed Jumbo Joe Puck”
On the 2nd day of Christmas S.J. sharkie gave to me
2 “Boyle’s a blazing”
On the 3rd of Christmas S.J. sharkie gave to me
3 “Crankshaft BIG Hits”
On the 4th of Christmas S.J. sharkie gave to me
4 “Jars of Vlassics”
On the 5th day of Christmas S.J. sharkie gave to me
5 Heater Goals!"
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