Everybody stops and stares at him

Those two teeth not small nor slim

I don’t know who to blame for his anatomy,

But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it could be.

All I want for Christmas are Couture’s front teeth,

Couture’s front teeth,

Those huge front teeth.

See those behemoth teeth!

Gee if I could only

Have Couture’s front teeth

Then I could wish you

“Murray Christmas”

It seems so long since he would say

“I’ll be in the NHL someday”

But gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,

if he could lift that silver trophy.

All I want for Christmas are Couture’s front teeth,

Couture’s front teeth,

Those huge front teeth.

See those behemoth teeth!

Gee if I could only

Have Couture’s front teeth

Then I could wish you

“Murray Christmas”