Ricci the red-nosed winger
Had a very crooked nose
And if you ever saw him
You could even say the cartilage had decomposed

All of the other wingers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Ricci
Come to any public functions after the games

Then one foggy night with a goalie sieve
Darryl Sutter came to say
Ricci with your nose so misaligned
Why don't you crash the net tonight?

Then all the wingers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Ricci the red-nosed winger
You'll go down in Sharks history!