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Prediction Updated: Sharks win 6-2. Goals by McGinn (x3), Clowe, Marleau, and Pavelski. Jamie McGinn impregnates all women in a two mile radius as soon as his skates touch ice.

over 2 years ago Commander_sheppard_tiny Matthew_Taylor 42 comments 0 recs  | 

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ha!

Awesome. Hat tricks all around, even Nabby and only 1 will be an empty netter.

I'll drink that! oh...I'll drink TO that.

by theneverman on Feb 2, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Good thing I don’t live near SJ. Then again, my tubes are blocked and tied.

by AmazinglyGraceless on Feb 2, 2010 2:34 PM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

That’s a comment and a half right there.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Feb 2, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

A

Mazing.

Fear the Fin: "C'mon Drew, we're going streaking!" - Randy Hahn, 12/31/09
"Say whatever the fuck you want!" - Danny Miller, 1/9/10
"SJ is hella far away from Carolina." - ZeroIndulgence, 2/2/10

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Feb 2, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

holy shit that’s some prediction!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 2, 2010 2:36 PM PST reply actions  

LMAO

I fully expect that Ginner will get a goal tonite, 3 would be sweet, but I’ll be happy with one!

And it’s a good thing I live in Burlingame….

"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"

by sharkiesgirl on Feb 2, 2010 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

Or a bad thing, if you desire awesomeness in your woumb.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What if the womb of a mortal woman cannot handle any McGinn sperm?

Jon Casey fan since '84

by stufflife on Feb 2, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

if a mortal woman can handle the sperm of a god, one can surely handle the sperm of McGinn?

(thinking Hercules here, not Jesus)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 2, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

McGinn is Zeus’ dad.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not impotent, he’s hyperpotent. His sperm are so powerful they burst right through the egg.

(Community is the best show ever)

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by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yes it is

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Feb 2, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. Community is amazing.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Feb 2, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It’d be great if McGinn found these posts tonight.

I'll drink that! oh...I'll drink TO that.

by theneverman on Feb 2, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love it if he found the net, not the post.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch. pun. aspirin.

I'll drink that! oh...I'll drink TO that.

by theneverman on Feb 2, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Too good sir!

You hear that Stormy? DIE!

by Fabescor on Feb 2, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Jamie McGinn toured with Led Zepplin. They kicked him out, because he partied too hard for them.

Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.

by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I heart Jamie McGinn facts. So much more satisfying than Marleau facts.

Fear the Fin: "C'mon Drew, we're going streaking!" - Randy Hahn, 12/31/09
"Say whatever the fuck you want!" - Danny Miller, 1/9/10
"SJ is hella far away from Carolina." - ZeroIndulgence, 2/2/10

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Feb 2, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen!

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Feb 2, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And so much funnier.

Jon Casey fan since '84

by stufflife on Feb 2, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

McGinn impregnates all women in a two mile radius as soon as his skates touch ice.

How is that even possible? Is Mcginn more awesome than Chuck Norris?

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Feb 2, 2010 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

6-2?

boo, you trippin.

I miss the Jack Daniels shot of the night and the San Jose Sharks drinking game. But I do not miss Marty McSorely.

by Shenkbone on Feb 2, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

boo, you ain’t been round here long.

The predictions are always a joke. But welcome, none the less. It’s nice to have someone take us seriously.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The McGinn part is true though...

right?

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Feb 2, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he’s back. And all the rumors about him are true.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumors? We're talking 'bout rumors?!?

Son, you know those are all cold hard facts…

by ninjafuzz on Feb 2, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

sorta like it’s nice to have someone appreciate you huh? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 2, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

but that's lois' rainy day fund!

Yeah, im def n00b around these parts. Been a fan since 93 but just expanding my fandom to the interwebs in non-lurker status. I’m glad I found this place. Seems to have a lot less of the random troll activity on WTC.

I miss the Jack Daniels shot of the night and the San Jose Sharks drinking game. But I do not miss Marty McSorely.

by Shenkbone on Feb 2, 2010 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

Haha no problem, I’m just yankin’ your shenkbone.

Glad to have you aboard.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 2, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome! WTC is a good place for updates, but I agree with you on the overall tone of the comments there.

by Ivano M on Feb 2, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, WTC

You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.

Oh, get use to nerd references as well.

Poor David Pollak, why people can’t be civil on his blog is beyond me (though I imagine I walked the line more than a few times myself there).

Side note, use the reply function.

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by Evilducks on Feb 2, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

word.

noted

I miss the Jack Daniels shot of the night and the San Jose Sharks drinking game. But I do not miss Marty McSorely.

by Shenkbone on Feb 2, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

star wars quote

I have a friend named Ray. Ray makes mediocre salsa but buys good tequila.- Randy Hahn

by ohmymarleau on Feb 2, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

shameless plug

Also, my friends and I started a casual blog over at blogspot, Sharksmeows.blogspot if you’re ever interested in finding something to spam or tired of the same old voices

I miss the Jack Daniels shot of the night and the San Jose Sharks drinking game. But I do not miss Marty McSorely.

by Shenkbone on Feb 2, 2010 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

If it wasn't a school night...

I’d be willing to go shot for shot with someone everytime Joe stops skating along the boards and looks to feed when there is absolutely nada open. Go to the slot, dude!

I miss the Jack Daniels shot of the night and the San Jose Sharks drinking game. But I do not miss Marty McSorely.

by Shenkbone on Feb 2, 2010 6:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Don't do it man

I’m sure you have a lot to live for!

by xarexerax on Feb 2, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Backed me down from the ledge!

Maybe if I only took one when he coasted from the goal line half way to the blue line up the boards, holding it the whole time on his forehand…oh wait, fuck.

I miss the Jack Daniels shot of the night and the San Jose Sharks drinking game. But I do not miss Marty McSorely.

by Shenkbone on Feb 2, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Or

You could drink everytime the sharks fail an offensive zone entry. Im pretty sure youd have to tivo the game so you could pick up tomorrow where you blacked out… Altho they have a knack for making the PP look horrible for a minute thirty and the scoring while im pissed haha.

by Madhatter on Feb 2, 2010 7:40 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Oh God...

Games against the Wild, Stars, and Devils would kill people!!!

by ninjafuzz on Feb 2, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

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