Gameday Thread: Sharks @ Leafs
San Jose Sharks at Toronto Maple Leafs, Feb 8, 2010 4:00 PM PST
"Hey momma."
Go Sharks.
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Go Sharks!
Still no luck on a Toronto food, but I’m headed out early today — my brain just isn’t in it at the office today, and that plus hockey is enough reason to cut an early day and only pull 8.
Maybe we’ve got some syrup I can chug or something.
Since FTF is in the nickname mood right now, I propose one for you— Rachel Ray.
Or Landfill from Beer Fest if that’s more your style.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Shark Vs. Food
Get it done.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
GO SHARKS!
luck would have it that I’m working from home today so can actually watch this game (never mind that I have to pick up my youngest at 5 so have to run out briefly)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Feb 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST reply actions
That Wallin interview is just giving you endless amusement, isn’t it?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Haha, precisely. It’s on my iPod right now.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
That’s a bit obsessive, I must admit.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
have a link? I’m trying to kill time at work so I can go home and play ME2…
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Here’s the fanshot of it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Alright, let's go Sharks!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
6’3" … 220lbs … yummy!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Feb 8, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions
NHL debut for Nazem Kadri
Gotta root against the brown man here. Sorry, Team Teal comes first!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
You forgot to simplify your equation there
Dan + Jamie = Pure Awesome
Always make sure the units cancel
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Where can I find this awesomeness you speak of?
Cheech...WHO?
by JumboHeatedPatty on Feb 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
www.kfox.com
listen live
try atdhe.net for the video
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Equation is not balanced
Dan + Jamie = 2Pure Awesome
Fixed
"A hockey arena is supposed to smell like burning flesh of dead animal carcasses, not cinnamon nuts and vegan pastry dishes." -GhostOfLinkGaetz
I hope Phaneuf still remembers January 18. Or, at least, I hope he plays like he did on January 18.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Staubitz-Helminen-Shelley. That line does not exactly inspire much confidence.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
So he fits in perfect with the rest of our D this year.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
So, tonight we not only have to get used to hearing “Wallin” for the Sharks, but also have to differentiate between Wallin the Shark and Wallin the Leaf.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Blake really doesn’t like wearing his helmet, does he. I always see him with it on his stick.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh, and lest I forget, boohoo, non-Sharks feed on Gamecenter. Also: “Ehvjeni.” /shudders
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
do you have the Rogers feed?
If so, I feel for you. They’re awful awful homers.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Yup
They also can’t pronounce Evgeni. I have a feeling this is going to be a long game.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Haha
That reminds me of my dad, who always says “Evengi”
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Why did you try to pass, Marleau? Why?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
That reminds me, he needs to score four goals tonight.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well, that was scary.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
yeah mini-heart attack time already
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Feb 8, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
That might also be something
That “she” said
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Oh geez
Nabokov might be a little too confident tonight.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
To be fair, the Sharks were on a PK for a while.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
This is a chronic problem actually
The team is fond of turnovers, and not the delicious baked kind
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Marleau
Just shoot the puck stop trying to be a team player!!
I wish I could hear randy and drew… gamecenter rarely airs them :-/
…And now the Gamecenter feed sounds like it’s broadcasting through a tunnel. Joy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
KICK HIS KIESTER JODY!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
YES!
LIKE THAT!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I'm late
But just in time to watch Shelley kick some ass.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
FIGHT!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Suck on that, Orr.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
TKO!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I think
Jody Shelley should get an extra two for roughing and Colton Orr should get an extra two for diving. It only seems appropriate.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
damn!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Feb 8, 2010 4:26 PM PST reply actions
Son of a...
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
BOO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Puck control please
No freebies to the other team
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Oh my Lordy Lord...
What a shot by Shelley.. but wtf?? CAPITALIZE ON THE KO!!!!
I would trust my child to anyone on the team --- except ---- well ---- yea, probably everyone. Including Douglas Murray (laughs). - Jody Shelley
Down goes Frazier!!! Down goes Frazier!!!
by skilletboy on Feb 8, 2010 4:27 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I like Dany Heatley.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
You are obviously not from Ottawa
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I’m sure Dan Boyle likes Heatley.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Dan Boyle is not from Ottawa
The emergency room in Awesometown had insufficient resources to allow Dan Boyle to be delivered there. He therefore had to be delivered in Ottawa.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I wonder if Dan Boyle can give an exploding high-five
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Dan Boyle does not give 5
5 is less than 110%.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Edmonton doesn't like anybody
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Because nobody wants to live in Edmonton
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I think you have that backwards
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I think nobody like Edmonton, and Edmonton doesn’t like anybody.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh so close, Heater
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Why the hell would CSN show that flashback
Fuck the ’94 Leafs!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Kaberle
Anyone else watching Kaberle play tonight and hoping that DW goes and talks to Kaberle after tonight about waiving that NTC? The dude can skate.
What's with the leafs scoring first
poop!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
It’s because of that NHL rule that prohibits Nabokov from getting his 50th shutout.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I hate that rule.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Me too. And it’s so odd how it only prohibits Nabokov from getting one. Maybe the league has something against goalies from Kazakhstan.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
racist rules are racists against Nabokov!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
What's with the Sharks opponent always scoring first?
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
We get it Drew, Toronto is Canada’s, New York City. We don’t need to be reminded every 10 minutes.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
did you know Toronto’s a city? In Canada?!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
At least you don’t have to hear about how awesome Phaneuf is every two minutes. Doesn’t change that he went -4 against the Sharks on January 18.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
“Puff Pastry”
tll yourself that every time they mention his name. It will make the love fest more palatable.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
For the record
Nice defense by Huskins there
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Another sign of the apocalypse!!
Huskins playing well – Sharks playing like shit.
by skilletboy on Feb 8, 2010 4:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That was all sorts of confusion right there.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ron Wilson
It takes a big man to rock a checkered shirt and a purple tie.
Go Ronnie!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
So, that was quite a bit of interference on Pavelski by Kessel right there.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The big reason for that
Has been shipped to Anaheim.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
yeah, it's been a while
I read Down Goes Brown too much not to know how much he’s struggled over the last couple years.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Yeah, and people legitimately wanted him over Nabokov.
Now? Not so much.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It’s funny, even this summer people had wished we kept him over Nabby… Like somehow last year never happened for Tosk.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I always liked the guy
still do, but he’s no Nabby.
"Fear the Fin: where some fans chose to swathe themselves in baseless optimism all season long." -CTGray
And just to think, two years ago Nabokov was 5 votes away from winning the Vezina. How fickle a fanbase we can be.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/sobs
he was robbed
"Fear the Fin: where some fans chose to swathe themselves in baseless optimism all season long." -CTGray
Nah
Brodeur threatened to eat the children of those five voters. That’s hard to beat.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
He really was
Brodeur did not carry his team as much as Nabokov did the Sharks that year.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
No, not really
Still have no idea why we chose to go with him over Nabby in the ‘05-’06 season. Edmonton had his number with that damn little glove move he always made.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Chicken and egg
Toronto sucks. Therefore, PK sucks.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
PP!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Thank You Nabby
Damn you Sharks and your lack of ability to bring the puck in the zone.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
hello my friends
at work for the next 15 mins but can’t stream audio or video at work so i’m relying on the thread until i can race home
"Fear the Fin: where some fans chose to swathe themselves in baseless optimism all season long." -CTGray
Sharks are behind
But Dan Boyle is still awesome
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Toronto didn't automatically forfeit when he stepped out on the ice
So I had a teeny fraction of doubt.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
One day, when he's older and wiser
Phaneuf’s hair will haunt Phaneuf’s dreams.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Why did you even need to clarify that?
That’s just a given.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
There is tape on ALL their sticks
WHY AREN’T THE PASSES HITTING THAT FUCKING TAPE?! Tired of these shit passes.
Cheech...WHO?
by JumboHeatedPatty on Feb 8, 2010 4:44 PM PST reply actions
Chronic problem
All season. Not liking our chances of going anywhere in the spring with passing being a consistent problem.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Toronto feed has an ad for Casa di Mama
Fortunately, it is not on the same level as the ads for Casa de Mini Storage.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
When are people going to start addressing Thornton's poor play?
He has not been performing up to expectations for a while now. He has a TON of turnovers.
What gives?
He's a bit Jekyll and Hyde this season
There are nights he’s the only one to show up for us, and there are nights he’s a bit tired and disinterested. I find it hard to rag on the guy considering how much he carries us at times that I tend to forgive him an off game or two. I would appreciate it if he sat out a game or two, but, he is who he is.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
he's not going to sit out
but he does need to step it up.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
He’s still putting up the points, which lessens the pressure. But I don’t think anyone here is saying that Thornton is playing all that great – he’s definitely not. He looks like he might be a little injured, but since he’s Joe Thornton, there is no way in hell that he’s going to sit out.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm going to throw Patty in with Joe too
Last few games he has whiffed his passed and had some weak shots on goal. They are both such mellow players that when they get fired up, it’s impressive. Until then, we angrily wait it that little bum fire gets lit.
Cheech...WHO?
by JumboHeatedPatty on Feb 8, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
Our top line is a little maddening
They dominate games, and then they float.
It’s very hard to argue with a line that has 2 of the top goal scorers, and one of the most prolific point getters in the league.
We can’t judge them until the spring, but that’s nothing new. Heatley adds another element that this team has been lacking: a guy who can just go GET a goal, and someone who STAYS in front of the net.
I’m not thrilled with they way they’ve looked from a forbidden word here perspective, but I’m suspending judgement until after the Olympic Break, because I’m hoping they get an emotional lift from that, either positive or negative.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
just got done with my macroeconomics midterm. need some good news here.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Jody Shelley hit a man. Hit him so hard he crushed his consciousness in for a second.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Shelly hit him so hard
that Orr forgot that he plays for the Leafs, Its was the happiest moment of his life.
by Mr Tea on Feb 8, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
is it safe here
for a California based Leafs fan?
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 4:54 PM PST reply actions
Expect heckling
But we’ll stay away from your mother, in more ways than one. ;)
Welcome. Glad to have you here. We promise to be civil.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
so long as you call her after a nice seafood dinner, I don’t think my dad will mind one bit.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck that noise.
Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
aren’t all play by play guys homers?
there’s just degrees of homerism, with Jack Edwards being the epitome.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
And, for the record
We consider our television guys to be homers as well. Pretty good about not letting their homerism affect their calling, but homers nonetheless.
Also, your TV guys can’t pronounce “Evgeni,” and it’s kind of annoying me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
this is just one of at least three different announcers for Leafs games. FWIW, Joe Bowen has trouble pronouncing anything remotely foreign sounding.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
That must be him, then. I’d think between Nabokov’s long career and Evgeni Malkin’s prominence he would learn how to pronounce it right, but I guess not.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
he can be brutal, but I grew up with him, so i don’t notice it all that much.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
too late
i already married one.
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Respect's the name of the game
We welcome opposing fans as long everything is civil and respectful.
That being said, there’’s nothing wrong with a little good-natured ribbing.
by PNK on Feb 8, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
no worries there
I used to compile PPP’s morning links, so I’ve had my fair share of “enemy” threads to navigate through. Being Canadian, I may offend you, but I’ll most certainly apologize while I’m doing it
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
Man, we got outshot 13-7?
Not our best period ever
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Drew thinks we're not trading.
And I think he likes Poinkarovsky. lol
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions
They’re probably just getting concessions.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
not done* trading
Ponikarovsky.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions
Poni’s got stone hands. wicked shot though. he’s cheap, that’s for sure….
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
SOMEONE PLEASE YOUTUBE THE SHELLEY/ORR FIGHT
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions
Hockeyfights.com will have it up soon, don’t you worry.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
DONT TEASE ME GINGER
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
Psh, I'm not a ginger
I’m blonde.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
SWEET WANNA MAKE OUT
I GOT SOME SELTZER WATER AND SOME CERTS SO MY BREATH IS WONDEROUS
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
We all know Pronger would be on the team if Drew was the GM.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
As would
Marty Turco
Shane Doan
Brendan Morrow
Any others?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
He shows way too much respect for Corey Perry, I know that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Turco would be as well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh, and as Joe Thornton is the best player in the world, he would get a $10M/year contract.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
O.o
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
PUT THE PUCK IN THE NET!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
you need to say this all the time.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
What can I say
Apparently Boyle heard me and got Happy Feet
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Say this more often, please
Apparently, all the Sharks needed was for you to ask.
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Why is our fourth line the one creating the most offensive chances?
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YES!
LIKE THAT!
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DANNY BOYLE!!!!!!!!!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Dan Boyle does not need to tell people his name
They can read it as he turns away and raises his arms in celebration
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GOAL!!!
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i think we need the raised eyebrow gif
"Hopefully we won't have too many more of these losses. I like winning games." Joe Thornton
"WOW, he's totally hosed" Rob Blake
Evilducks was way ahead of you, haha.
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Completely unrelated to the hockey team
I consider it fate.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Thread lag is a bitch
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I am so happy I took the extra time to make the eyebrows move.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 8, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions
If she said that
I have no idea why
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You know, at least since Nabokov can’t get shutouts, the Sharks make sure the other goalie doesn’t get one either.
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The fight's up, btw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y_XdLyCrHQ&feature=player_embedded#
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
The fight's up
But Colton Orr is still down
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RECD BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
TAKE THAT YUH MIGHTY DUCK FUCK!
Cheech...WHO?
by JumboHeatedPatty on Feb 8, 2010 5:10 PM PST reply actions
GOAL!!
"Hopefully we won't have too many more of these losses. I like winning games." Joe Thornton
"WOW, he's totally hosed" Rob Blake
JOEPA!!!!!!!!!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
JOEPA
JOEPOW!
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GOAL!!
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I'm about a minute behind on the radio stream it seems
This thread is totally killing the suspense.. heh.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I just realized that I was actually a little behind as well, haha.
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ouch
this is like the last five minutes in New Jersey. Except there’s a lot more game to go
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Feb 8, 2010 5:11 PM PST reply actions
Staubitz goin' for the knee!
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Also
Gotta love him gettin’ into it with the fans
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He felt Exelby took a run at him
Brad does not like being run.
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Yeah, I know, I just don’t like timing of that fight. Do it when we need a jump, not to give the Leafs fans one.
Staubitz is many things
Judicious is not one of them
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He doesn't need to be.
HE IS THE LAW.

(I know that’s not exactly what judicious means, but that’s what it made me think of)
by PNK on Feb 8, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
I NEVER BROKE THE LAW
I AM THE LAW! MY CHIN CAN DESTROY SMALL COUNTRIES!
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Sharks 2 - Maple leafs faces -3
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:12 PM PST reply actions
Exelby just got Staubitz'd!
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The Leafs have a Mitchell too?
Too many common last names.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I remember reading something about how Torrey Mitchell told Ron Wilson to give John Mitchell a chance, because they were teammates a while ago or something like that.
Of course, I could be completely wrong, because I read that sometime last year.
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10-0 in games with multiple fights...
by skilletboy on Feb 8, 2010 5:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions
WHY WOULD YOU RISK JINXING THAT?
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actually, I believe that was proved wrong.
We lost one of our first multi-fight games this season
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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What the heck?
I step away from the game for like 5 minutes, and we score twice.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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Make like a tree
and get out of here!
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What, no love for Back to the Future?
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Fools and Sages
When this thing hits 88mph
You’re going to see some serious Shelly.
Cheech...WHO?
by JumboHeatedPatty on Feb 8, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
So my laptop says "fuck you" and I miss the Sharks goals, I wonder if the universe is telling me something
Also, how has Wallin looked?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
You, also leave.
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I left my laptop, is that good enough?
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
We'll see
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I wish Phaneuf and Murray went head on in center ice
just to see how far Deon would fly
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Farther than this I would hope
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF8K-szxQg8
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love that highlight
Ruutu really can make fans love him.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
bwahahaha
that’s hilarious!
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
That was a nice between-the-legs deflection by Leach to nullify the icing, I gotta say.
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And yet, both Joe and Heatley have points.
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That's just how awesome they are!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
Nice hustle, Ortmeyer!
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Haven't noticed him much
It is what it is
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Haven't really noticed him
Which, for his role, I guess is a pretty good thing.
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confused in the first, havent seen him much in the 2nd
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
5 goals, 8 assists
And he healed a leper next to the bench.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
What about Dan Boyle?
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Well, Boyle is God. If there was a leper, Boyle meant for him to be a leper.
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If he's a leper, it means he's a closet Ducks or Red Wings fan
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
Wow!!!
Why hasn’t Couture been this good?!?!?!
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
BUST
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Because he's a bust
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Is it pronounced Walleen? or Wallen?
Im Bill Romanowski, EAT MY STEROIDS OR ILL EAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS!!
We fly high, no lie, you know this
Wallin!!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
What's with showing the Ducks cup footage... Bad mojo!!!
by skilletboy on Feb 8, 2010 5:28 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Dear Ryane Clowe
Please look before you pass. PLZKTHNKS!
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Now that might have given me a little heart attack.
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Fools and Sages
Ugh, Normally Marleau buries that and makes the goalie cry
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Nifty little set play there on the faceoff
Pity Boyle couldn’t handle the pass.
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Someone in the ACC sure plays a mean pinball
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Joe is doing some hard work along the boards that shift
Good sign.
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Maybe he’s imagining the Leafs are the Ducks, what with all the ex-Ducks on the Leafs now. And he’s pretty kick-ass against the Ducks this year.
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Attaboy Dany!
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Can I watch the game again yet?
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
Geez, Boarding much?
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Fucking Shelley.
Just get rid of him.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:37 PM PST reply actions
Dude got boarded and then was given a penatly for standing up for himself
Can’t put that one on him.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's a crock of shit
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All because Phaneuf is too scared to drop after boarding shelley
Im Bill Romanowski, EAT MY STEROIDS OR ILL EAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS!!
Phadouche.
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What a Steve Ott move. I've lost all respect for Dion.
by skilletboy on Feb 8, 2010 5:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
GOD DAMN IT KESSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT FOR THE OLYMPICS TO START SCORING ON NABBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!
weren’t you exiled? :P
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
........................ummmmmmmm........ PAHNEUF IS A DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
BULLSHIT
Phaneuf should have gotten a boarding call on Shelley.
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Shitassmotherfuckingsonaofabitchdiarraheadumpcraphead
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Oh please
The Sharks were having issues keeping the puck in the Leafs zone during their own PP. I’m not blaming that one on Shelley. It was coming and we could all see it from a mile away even before Shelley went to the box.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
It is a bit sad it only took about, what, 15 seconds for them to cash in?
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You take a stupid penalty, with less than a minute left.
Any hockey coach will tell you to sit your ass on the pine for that. The Leafs were pressing, and he gave them a red carpet.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
they were pressing during our PP
and the Sharks didn’t respond. That goal was coming no matter what. PK or no PK. You take your foot off the gas, you pay the price.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
you can’t skate and drive!
Wait…
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
We should maybe be driving the net when we skate?
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That sounds about right
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
If I were a fan of a different team, I would make some sort of tasteless Dany Heatley joke right here.
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Thanks for giving the game away, Jody.
I hope you brun with everyone who thinks you’re wonderful.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 5:38 PM PST reply actions
dude, if you got boarded you’d swing at Puffy too. You can’t give away a game you don’t have a handle on. Maybe you can nudge it one way or the other, but that’s about it.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
This
Refs really should have called the boarding on Phaneuf, Leafs new golden boy or not.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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You also have to kill penalties
I hear it’s good for keeping the other team from scoring
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What?
Ghost? Dramatic? NEVER!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
We should point out
That’s a make up call for Giguere whining about Goaltender interference.
The Sharks need to work the refs too.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Make-up calls happen
They’re part of the game.
The Sharks this season are just very bad about working the refs.
We’ve had all kinds of calls go against us, and you rarely see anyone approach the refs afterwards. It’s part of the game, and it’s part of that “leadership” notion.
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Apparently, the only thing Couture is not a bust at is working the refs. His dad is one, so he knows how to get on their good sides. If he wasn’t injured, I’d advocate for him to be called up just for that skill. Lord knows he’s a bust in every other aspect of his game.
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*ten foot pole*
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The girl sitting down
is talking to him about how men use bras to oppress women and about the plight of the Tibetan monks.
okay let’s not be all judgmental here all … like our guys are angels … and to each their own … what is unattractive to one, doesn’t make it so for another … (shrugs)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Feb 8, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
clearly a comment from one who hasn’t seen me … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Feb 8, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
urmom is hot
wait…
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Phaneuf's thought during that conversation:
“Boobs…”
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Fools and Sages
No matter hoe profound that comment the blonde is making looks, it’s not at all. We’ve all been to this party.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
how? Interesting typo, Gray
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
A bit of a Freudian slip, I must say.
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Are you talking to yourself again?
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
maybe
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Were you saying that to DB15 or to yourself?
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yes.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Its okay, I walk in on myself talking to me a lot.
Yeah, you never shut up! No!!! YOU NEVER SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
I find that if I’m listening to something loud, I’ll start reading my comments and trying to come up with a different way to phrase it out loud. And not on purpose – I suddenly hear myself talking and I just think, “Oh crap, I’m saying this out loud again.”
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"The Allmighty says he can get me out of this"
“But you’re f***ed.”
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Talking to yourself isn't bad.
It’s when you’re responding to yourself that you know you have a problem.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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We may all have been to this party
But the blonde has talked to very few of us
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That reminded me
Anyone played MAG yet? how is it?
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
not that this. commercial on the toronto feed this.
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Man
The Flyers involved in another headshot incident.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Agreed
The helicopter spin is probably what caused his head to hit the ice so badly.
It currently is a clean and legal hit. I don’t know if that should be changed. I go back and forth on the issue.
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linkage?
Not sure where to go look for that
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Haven't found video yet.
I’ll be on Puck Daddy tomorrow morning.
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Probably the Flyers SBN site – Broad Street Hockey, I believe?
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And the Devils site – In Lou We Trust.
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http://www.sbnation.com/2010/2/8/1301728/video-jeff-carter-hit-on-anssi
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
If it was shoulder to shoulder, he would have braced himself for the landing, no?
Don’t get me wrong, looks too close to call.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
Kaberle
Has some monster eyebrows. He’d fit right in on this team.
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GET THE PUCK BACK!
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Sharks need to clear this puck now.
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Fools and Sages
Okay, since they did that
Sharks need to score on the Leafs now.
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Fools and Sages
Sharks also need to stop playing to the level of their competition
You know, play like they are the league’s best against the league’s worst….
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But the Sharks are under .500 against Western Conference current playoff teams.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I didn't mean just tonight
They need to do that in general
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To be fair, the Leafs have been playing much better since the trades, and they’ve sort of united together after the death of Brendan Burke.
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PUT THE PUCK IN THE NET!
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dang
didn’t work this time…
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Just realized
Two weeks from today will be the 30th anniversary of the Miracle on Ice. Wooo.
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Greatest moment on hockey history!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
It really is
I should read The Boys of Winter again before the anniversary.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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“Canada. We have more square feet of awesomeness per person than any other country on earth.”
I like how they had to include “per person.” Because otherwise, a lot of people would refute that statement.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
New Zealand still refutes it
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
WTF WAS THAT
TERRIBLE CALL REF
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:08 PM PST reply actions
Dion Phaneuf
New team, same douchiness
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Phadouche.
fuck that bitch
Cheech...WHO?
by JumboHeatedPatty on Feb 8, 2010 6:09 PM PST reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK?
Now that was a dive if I’ve ever seen one. Phucking Phaneuf.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Oh terrific
BE OKAY MURRAY!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Please be OKAY MURRAY!!!!!!!!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Please be ok Murray!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Be okay Crankshaft!!!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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BE OKAY MURRAY!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
See, our #3
Only falls when he’s ACTUALLY hurt.
Are you taking notes there non-Olympian Dion?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Fuck these announcers, speaking of douchebags
Im Bill Romanowski, EAT MY STEROIDS OR ILL EAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS!!
TRUE THAT
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Oh great. So the Leafs TV guys are actually blaming Murray because he’s not wearing some sort of skate guard. Are you freaking kidding me?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
on his foot?
is he supposed to skate with pads like Nabby’s?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
There is this ankle brace out there that some players wear.
Don Cherry called anyone who didn’t wear it an idiot
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
considering Don Cherry’s suit choices, I have a hard time taking him seriously.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Isn’t he still advocating against visors, or am I confusing him with someone else?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I thought that was him too.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Yeah, because he’s kind of hypocritical if that’s true.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Murray's back!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
because he's awesome
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Sharks are doing too much watching
not enough skating.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST reply actions
The last PK was great though!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
by Diamondback15 on Feb 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
Allright
enough complaining about the officials.
Time for the team to kick it up a notch!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
here here!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Really wish that fool got hit
Cheech...WHO?
by JumboHeatedPatty on Feb 8, 2010 6:16 PM PST reply actions
Watching on Justin.tv makes you realize how big of assholes leafs fans are
Im Bill Romanowski, EAT MY STEROIDS OR ILL EAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS!!
that's like, rule #1 of fight club
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
A non-asshole friend of mine is a Leafs fan
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
There are some nice ones. Like, the ones at PPP seem to be pretty cool.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Also
Didn’t DGB do a catalog of the various types of Leaf fans?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/11/10-types-of-leaf-fans.html
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
WHOOOOO!
Clowe!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Wallin was sitting on Phadouche. Yay, Wallin!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
EXTRA E!!!!!!
Petey and Fresh always dunking on Spartans,
Biscuits in baskets from Heatley and Thornton,
Bam-Bam and Gore on the way to some rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
GOAL!!
"Hopefully we won't have too many more of these losses. I like winning games." Joe Thornton
"WOW, he's totally hosed" Rob Blake
GOAL!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Clowe’s trade value increases immensely.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
Clowe’sHeatley’s stick’s trade value increases immensely.
FIFY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Moi.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 8, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Yo!
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by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 8, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
I'd like to trade him
For the Ryane Clowe who scored goals more often.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Isn't he on pace
for his highest point total as a Shark?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Yea….
He’s just not worth that contract. Love him as a player, that contract doesn’t fit on this team with the needs we have.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 8, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Me.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
Or tomorrow.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 8, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
Or right now.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
I propose that Beauchemin’s nickname henceforth should be Brochemin. Just because.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HOW ABOUT THE SNOOKIE MONSTER

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Wake up in the morning gonna find a guido
A juiced hot tanned guy who might look good in a speedo
Before I leave, tease my hair with the poof in the back
And most importantly I gotta bronze my face with shellac.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'll trade him for a bag of sticks
Think abotu how much cap room that’d clear up.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
But you can't trade the sticks for a D-man
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I was hoping it was Wallin's
I hear he used to bless his teammates sticks in the POs
by PNK on Feb 8, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
WE WANT PIZZA!
If this was at HP Pavilion! But since it’s at the ACC, I’ll just settle for imaginary pizza!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Howabouta pizza trophy?
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 8, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
Jeez
No hook on Kessel there?
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Damn, Seto's got a mayja fiyah under his ass.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:28 PM PST reply actions
Could it be
The dragon?
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He doesnt want to be trade bait
"Hopefully we won't have too many more of these losses. I like winning games." Joe Thornton
"WOW, he's totally hosed" Rob Blake
Grier'd that empty net
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
CLOOOWEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxfp67QrYg1qa3gpbo1_500.jpg
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:30 PM PST reply actions
Come Marleau, get that empty netter!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
NABBY!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
White Boards
the greatest advancement in human technology ever.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I wish I could do that
sigh
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
WIIIINNNN

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:32 PM PST reply actions
WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
WIN
"Hopefully we won't have too many more of these losses. I like winning games." Joe Thornton
"WOW, he's totally hosed" Rob Blake
SHARKS WIN!!!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club
WIN!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Phaneuf is third star
With 26 minutes TOI, 6 Hits, and 100 instances of being a douche
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Sorry, second star
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
only 100?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Yeah, I counted at least 9,300. You know, one instance of douchiness per second, not counting pre- or post-game.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
And yes, I actually pulled out my scientific calculator and figured it out. I’m that awesome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Actually, TI-34II
It’s solar powered and blue and awesome. Not as awesome as my TI-84 Plus SE, but that one is out of batteries.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
TI-84 Plus SE’s are baller.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen
Puzzle Frenzy and Block Dude are awesome. All I did during BIo Honors. I wish I hooked mine up to some of my friends’ to download Tetris, but oh well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Haha yes they are awesome. I have the wire and gave all the kids without the Silver Edition Puzzpack. Pretty sure I decreased work productivity in my chem class.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen
Nice. My Bio Honors class was the furthest thing from productive anyways (the teacher had a brain tumor and a heart problem, so he understandably wasn’t all there), and so everyone either played on their graphing calculators or texted on their phones. There were Tetris tournaments in the back row, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
TI-92 is a graphing calculator
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I love how we're actually have a conversation about calculators
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It's because TI calculators are awesome.
Really they are, but you have to know how to do everything in order for it to be so. (Thanks freshman year “accelerated” math!)
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen
Ah, but here's the thing
Phaneuf has SUSTAINED periods of douchecanoeism
It’s why it’s 100.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
If it’s a sustained period, than wouldn’t it be more like, 1 instance? Because I highly doubt he stops being a douche at any point in time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Even Dion sometimes has Phaneuf
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
WTF, Phadouche is the second star?
Yeah, if this was a diving competition, I could see it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
wlalalalala!???????????!111!!!1

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
My brother thinks Ryan Clowe looks like a douche
hes an Avalanche fan
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
See, I go away to eat dinner and the Sharks score
only goal I saw was Toronto’s
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
it's a sign.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Was not able to watch all of the game, but from the parts I watched it looked okay. Wallin looked pretty good, made some nice break-out passes and was pretty solid back on D.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Feb 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST reply actions
He slowed everyone down.
But it’s his first game, and he isn’t close to knowing the system just yet. So, his sloppiness I’ll chalk up to being kind of lost with the high-tempo Sharks. Aside from that, all I heard was that he’s another Crankshaft. Still waiting to see him demolish someone.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 8, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
I thought he was quite good in his own zone, very good at forcing guys outside
But he was also horrible at passing. There were numerous times where his passes were either way too hard or soft. Even Boyle couldn’t handle his d-to-d passes well. It really didn’t help the breakout.
Sharks win!
Missed a lot but Jody Shelley is a boss and I don’t care what you say.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after an 87 second hockey fight against Cam Janssen

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