Gameday: Sharks @ Canucks
San Jose Sharks at Vancouver Canucks, Mar 18, 2010 7:00 PM PDT
"A hockey player must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This team a long time have I watched. All their life they have looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never their mind on where they were. Hmm? What they were doing. Hmph. Playoffs. Heh. Stanley Cup. Heh."
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Go Sharks!
And TCY YOU HAVE DOOMED US!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Damnit, TCY!
What have I said about using Star Wars quotes in the gamedays?
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It’s time for some blood in the water.
Basketball was fun today, but none of it overshadowed the importance of tonight’s game.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
but what type of blood, though? shark or orca?
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The real question here is:
Will Evgeni Nabokov be able to use his goalie stick as a whip and ride the bleeding Orca to the underwater world of the Stanley Cup?
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i don’t think so.
it’s still possible that our golden Luongo persuades Evgeni to run back to Russia.
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Nabby in the KHL would make me cry.
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I’d imagine it to be pretty hard to use wood as a whip. Maybe a paddle to whack them or something.
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Ehh, it’s a 7pm start, and it’s usually 7:30. I’ll give you a pass.
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i was also up late writing a research paper
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I completely understand. Also, how late?
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Nice! I think I’ve only gone to 7:15am, and that was a 10 page paper.
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yeah
well i don’t recommend it. try to get it done by 2 or 3 next time!
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It was over a weekend, though, so I didn’t have to go to class. I did have to fly to LA that day, which kind of sucked, but whatevs.
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If I’m going to hear the phrase “all teams go through stretches like that” I’m going to throw something at my TV.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Doesn’t matter.
I just want them to play some hard hockey tonight and not throw cliches at poor Brody Brazil who’s as creative with his questions as Brezhnev.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Bunch of college guys playing ball at the Tank
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Sorry guys, that image was a bit large, so I took care of it the Russian way.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Wait, you’re saying Ivano’s ass is grass?
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I’m no good with hearing, but does this anthem singer is pretty weak?
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
yep
he was not very good at all.
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Go Sharks
Please don’t suck, mkay?
by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 18, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
omg i see Logan Couture!
/giggles
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
bust
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Total bust
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Couture-Nichol-Staubitz
uh what?
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Figures. They’ve been burying him on the 4th line all season. What a waste…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, they are reuniting two Ottawa 67s. Weren’t most people calling for that?
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i loved him too, i didn’t want him to go!
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhhhh, what?
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somehow this comment got stuck to the wrong thing. forget it!
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
PP Time
Git ir done
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According to SharksInGame
Heatley-Marleau-Setoguchi
Clowe-Thornton-Pavelski
McGinn-Malhotra-Mitchell
Nichol-Couture-Staubitz
Murray-Boyle
Huskins-Blake
Wallin-Leach
Nabokov
My first thought: Wait, do you mean Thornton is on the second line? Seriously? Has that ever happened before, ever?
My second thought: That third line is mmm…
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I don’t mind the lines…except Mitchell and Couture should probably be switched. If they wanted someone called up to fill in on the 4th line, they shouldda just brought McLaren back up…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that third line is all M’s! You can’t break that up!
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They don't show the score-time on TSN?
It’s old school. They really clutter the screen these days…
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yeah i noticed that too, it’s really weird. I wanted to know how much time was left in this awful powerplay
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t mess with the SOB though….
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He's on my fantasy team.
I wouldn’t mind if he got in a fight and got his butt kicked but that’s just me.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
http://atdhe.net/15283/watch-san-jose-sharks-vs-vancouver-canucks
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Bookmark atdhe.net in the future. It’ll almost always have the stream.
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you’re not getting him back, though. we love him!
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I loved him too, i didn’t want him to go!
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss the Ehrhoff of now. I don’t miss the Errorhoff of most of his tenure with the Sharks. You know, the one that makes Rob Blake look accurate.
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speaking of the Hoff, he just got an assist on that goal :)
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I’m going to assume Christian’s face has been shopped on Hasselholf a million times over on NM.
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GRRRR
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Well shit.
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Damn Elders
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Not watching yet
But I assume that the rule against Sharks goalies recording a shutout is still in effect.
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I hate that rule.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Good
Got that first goal outta the way…
Now lets score lots and win, yeah?
by Section223 on Mar 18, 2010 7:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I'm a long time reader who finally decided to join
Where is this team’s heart!? Again they let the other team score first. they are choking again. they will never win a series this way. this is the same thing that happened the last 10 years
Logan Couture lost a faceoff.
Bust.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Total bust
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Clank!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
CLANK!
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I was the most enthusiastic, though.
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Nabokov has no fond memories of this place
GM Place.
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Ahem
Canada Hockey Place.
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Greetings, felloww west coasters.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Hola!
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Hola!
Yes this is California. Welcome.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I love your fastfood chains. <3
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
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Aloha!
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
“Douglas Murray does a nice job, although illegal…”
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BOO
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Also, what the hell happened to our great PK?
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uh, what?
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Ahhh Poppycocks
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This is terrible.
Commence angry time.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Nabokov couldn’t see it because Kyle Wellwood is fat.
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I get it!
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I’m sorry, it probably could have been better, but I decided to put in the same amount of effort as the Sharks.
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a non hockey fan was asking me this awful and offensive question the other day
and i didn’t know the answer. They wanted to know why there are no morbidly obese goalies (fatter than the goal) who are willing to just absorb shots. hockey teams could just put them out there and nothing could get through. i dunno….
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what i said
but as they pointed out, that wouldn’t matter if they were fatter than the goal
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I’ve had non hockey fan friends ask me this too. I told them it would be way too hard to find someone that big. Cuz, while the goal is small, its not that small…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
4’ tall and 6’ wide. It’s the wide part you’d have trouble finding, methinks. I don’t think they’d let you forklift your goalie into position…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You could just have a guy lie down the whole time. 6’ tall and 4’ wide isn’t quite as hard to find.
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But would the wide be rigid enough to stand up while the person is laying down? Hmm…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nabby’s been horrifically screened on both GA. Which makes me have two thoughts simultaneously.
1) Where the hell is the D to clear out the front?
2) Why don’t we ever screen the goalie like that?
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
Seriously.
I think we just need to find a freaking way to trade for Tomas Holmstrom. That way, I’ll never have to hear about the coaches trying to get our players to play like him again.
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Or they could sign me. I might not have played ice hockey before…but I’m big, and know how to find the front of the net. I’d be a cheap cap hit too!
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm on board with that. What have we got to lose?
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Well, on the bright side:
I’m not going to feel bad about switching channels when Community & The Office come on.
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Sheesh
I hate it when the Sharks do the “go down by two goals” strategy.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
wow, joe’s having penalty issues tonight, eh?
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Please, please kill this one
If you don’t, I’m gonna have to cut a bitch.
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That makes it sound like you’re going to go postal on your dorm.
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Spring Break, so no dorm to go postal on at the moment.
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Well, I went back to San Jose. All of my friends from high school had different spring breaks, so I just decided to chill at home.
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Now they’re doing the “Take a ton of penalties to mess with the opponents mind” strategy. Oh goodness…
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
A very bad one.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
It’s old the “throw away top seed in a desperate attempt to avoid the Wings” strategy. Cunning, eh?
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
could backfire
what if they get the 7 seed?
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, we’re angling for the 4 seed. Phoenix can win the division…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Sharks end up the 4th seed
then they have the spot they deserve. I’d be fine with it honestly.
No seriously.
I’d be totally ok with it.
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
afraid of the 1st seed curse you guys have been making famous?
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we only had the 1st seed once
how have we been making it famous?
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
nvm, just remembered 2008. detroit had both 1st seed in west and the Cup.
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I was going to say
aren’t we better known for our second round curse? ;)
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
What does the effort look like so far?
I’m watching the end of North Dakota vs. Minnesota college playoffs.
Funny. So do we!
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when they used to be awesome? That was fun…
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We were leading in goals scored and goal differential in the second period for a large part of the season. That’s probably changed.
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Sigh, those were the days…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD NO! MIKE CVIK!
So, Pavelski will be called for a phantom penalty tonight.
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Wooo killed it like OJ Simpson!
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Why would Clowe and Thornton ever be on the same line?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Joe gets lonely on the halfboards.
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice hat, griess
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I say just have 3 guys play a full 60 minutes……sounds like he’s trying anything at this point.
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
eliminate line changes!
I am a genius. I should be coach
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well this is certainly not how I expected the Sharks to respond to the Dallas debacle. It’s like that game is still going.
2 more periods of this.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
And Dallas wasn’t how I expected the Sharks to respond to the Anaheim game…
funny how that works…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
unfortunately
this is pretty much how i expected them to respond to the dallas game. They’re historically very frustrating about turning it around after a bad loss
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I still love the fact you can pick up Hedican as a FA in NHL 10
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He just might have been a better pick up than Leach or Walin a few weeks ago, even if he hasn’t skated since last year.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Leach was a great pickup…as a healthy scratch D man who’s cheap. I have no idea how he became a regular starter…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s exactly what I thought when he was mouthing off with Burrows. Three months ago no one have heard of him. Now all of a sudden he’s logging serious minutes with the no. 1 team in the conference.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
I am willing to make my sacrifice to help the Sharks, since they're playing like turd nuggets.
I WILL NOW GET OFF THE SHNIDE. YOURE WELCOME SAN JOSE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Yes! The liver is evil, it must be punished.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I just got back from 311 Day in Vegas, too.
I should be dead by now. Maybe i am, I just don’t know it.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it possible to find 3-4 defensemen in Wooster to bring up?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
Will they be better than what we have? Probably not…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Vancouver, QUEBEC?
Yet another Brodie Brazil fail.
by Nael M. on Mar 18, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like Brodie
He’s like the guy who was too short to make it on ESPN
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized that if the Sharks don’t win today or tomorrow, they will not have won a single game while I’ve been in San Jose. That would really suck.
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so it’s YOUR FAULT!!!!!
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Clearly you need to leave.
Like now.
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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I leave the country
Sharks lose games. It was me guys. I look forward to putting feet back on US soil. I fully expect a winning streak to follow.
I think this is all Dany Heatley's fault. We didnt have this problem last year..............
Oh wait ya we did.
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, yeah, they really didn’t do that too well, did they?
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLO MY FRIEND TANK YOU COME AGIAN
MISTER JOHNNY FIVE HE IS ALIVE I DO BELIEVE SO MISTER DUNCAN
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
Kids. Never seen the greatest movie of all time

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone else notice.......
that the guy from the Johnny 5 movies was either hte producer or the director of that whaling documentary that won at the oscars?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
it won like best documentary or something
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS
WE’RE SO GLAD YOU COULD ATTEND!
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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 18, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks can still turn this game around if they find a way to stay away from the penalty box.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Or from Mike Cvik.
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We should start talking about Tiger's new texts!!!!!!!!
I WILL WEAR YOU OUT!
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
My dad just came in and wants to watch the first period
So, twenty minutes of torture coming up…
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Fools and Sages
Tell him to skip it…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I told him it wasn’t worth watching. He didn’t care.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I wonder if there any insurgent shark fans.
by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed they did. Phoenix is unconscious right now…
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck
Stupid Florida, can’t do anything right.
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Fools and Sages
Watched the whole thing
I’ve been tellin’ y’all. DOn’t sleep on Phoenix. AND , the Chicago game on Saturday is SOLD OUT.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. I’m glad people are going to watch them. They have a hell of a team down there…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Will it keep hockey in the Valley of the Sun?
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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 18, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope so
F*** Canada!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Not that I'm still bitter or anything...
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I do a little work at FFH, and Odinmercer and moridin are optimistic
But we had the opportunity to put money down on season tickets last year, two weeks after we did the whole Ballsillie thing started. And make no bones about it, Jim Ballsillie is THE main reason Phoenix’s attendance has been shit.
Imagine the Sharks almost being ripped away from you, then a week before the season you hear ‘juuuust kiddding! We’ll be here MAYBE one mroe year.. We’ll see."
Would you want to spend another dollar on the Sharks?
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
PAVELISKI HAS A NEW HELMET
looks wierd
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
No he doesn't.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Its like fixing a mistake with a mistake
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet somehow we come out on the losing end of this one
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
we'll get the extra pentalty. guaranteed
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Or not…
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So......
Why is Ortmeyer scratched and Staubitz still in the line-up?
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Ortmeyer insulted McLellan’s mother…
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
they should allow FTF to coach just one game
the outcome can’t be any worse
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep forgetting that I can't root for Kesler anymore...
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CLOWE!
WAS THAT REALLY YOU? WOW
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Clowe got around Ehrhoff.
Karma.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Clowe!
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I can't believe I'm gonna say this.
WOW. CLOWE.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
CLOWE!!!!!!!
Man, dude has been getting better lately…
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
CLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEE
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
CLOWE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoo whooo!!!
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LUONGO YOU JUST GOT

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
How long have you been waiting to use that one?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
Not cool in my book, but I’m a prude
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What a prude!
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
GET OFF MY LAWN!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I just wanted to get my ball back, sir. We were just playing!
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The rainbow flashers, just wanted an excuse to use em.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Save 'em for the parade.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
As a woman
I’m offended you used the incorrect verb tense
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
by CTGray on Mar 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe it's the new Nirvana album.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
My eyeballs...
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
It's like a Rainbow Brite bukakke
bukkake. Bu. wtfever.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
GO CLOWE
BEAT THE HOFF!!!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Huskins with a career year point wise
Good for him, and he made a good play on that dump in and chase too…
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good for him
although i don’t remember him as playing more than 1 full season before this. but he’s been solid
by a10dency2ask on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Murray didn't get good wood.
TWSS RANDY
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
AGAIN
with the endboards clowe
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Miscalled high sticks are even now.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Couture Up to 3rd line
with Mitchell and Manny.
See what happens when you just accept the role you’re given and work hard? You get rewarded.
Playing with Mitchell is a reward?
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so dreamy!
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He really is

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Surprisingly pink lips.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
That's just the picture mymclife makes out with before she goes to bed.
:O
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, that’s her lipstick not his.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Hey!
I found that on a Caps blog. So blame them!
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damn
he is cute!
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GO CANUCKS GO!
yes he is gorgeous!
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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the reasons why, despite him not playing for a year and a half, a lot of people have his jersey.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Maybe just a lot of people share the last name Mitchell?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Thornton went to the net.
That was cool.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Maybe we can trade Nabby for Toskala
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
We could also trade Marleau for Drury
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and Cain for Fielder!
…shoot, wrong blog.
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WTF
How did that go in?
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
5 hole
Sigh…
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I am listening on the radio and did not see it.
But hearing it went 5 hole is something I do not want to hear.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh POO
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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous
first goal of the year for Johnson :)
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GO CANUCKS GO!
we like to let people get those. The Sharks are nice that way.
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
yeah, we’re bad for allowing first career goals for rookies.
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I really like my vodka.
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GO CANUCKS GO!
we allow them for career first, season firsts, long time slumps (first in 80+ games), etc etc etc
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
These days
We just allow goals.
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Defensive issues are bad, mmkay?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Beware of swinging momentum and open 5 holes
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and bad defense
or was I the only one who noticed that, aside from Drew?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Nope
It was pathetic. Just all around awful.
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The defense was bad…but if Nabby’s stick is on the ice, covering the 5er, it doesn’t matter.
Yay! Everyone’s to blame!!!
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WHy hasnt anyone brought up the new helmet? And how his play is worse because of it?
And why doesnt Nabby break out the black one he previewed in the preseason?
Is he really going to jeapordize our season for a new helmet?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think his new mask is the reason for his poor play recently, but I can’t see into his psyche.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't find it visually appealing
but I do not blame it for the losses.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
The sh**tastic play of the team at large
Is probably a bigger factor
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but maybe its just a lucky charm thing
Dont you believe in Lucky Charms? In the spirit of St Patty’s Dfay?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe
That wins come from scoring more goals than the other team.
Goals are my good luck charm.
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I really just want to see the black one again
I dont like the new one.
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I like his old one better as well, the black one was cool. But I like that he is willing to change things up mask wise.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Couture is a good puck handler. It looks like there’s a magnet on the puck when he has it.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Dear puck,
I have been writing a lot of letters to the Sharks but they have not responded. Maybe you will respond to me. Anyway, can you find the back of Luongo’s net? It would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
idunno723
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
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Gasp
are you trying to derail puck’s engagement to the Sharks’ net, turning puck into a WHORE? HOW DARE YE
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I'm tellin' ya...
It’s been in the net 4 times today… not exactly news about its sluttiness.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
One time is a mistake. Multiple times is an affair.
I want the Sharks to score so much that the puck’s relationship with the Sharks’ net is like an old, bitter married couple to it’s hot and steamy relationship with the Nucks’.
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Fools and Sages
Minus the 'Nucks goal,
but they looked better.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Much better than in the first.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
A lot of things were better than the first. Glitter, for one thing.
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Now that I find dubious.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Yes
Glitter WAS dubious
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I was going to use the Holocaust, but I felt that that would be going too far.
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Anyone else notice
That heatley’s shot has been off all night? I’ve seen him miss at least 3 shots and a deflection and he still has 0 SOG
by waive kent huskins on Mar 18, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Clowe looking like a neglected child
Hang in there buddy.
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I find it strange how the past few games Clowe's been actually doing something for us while the rest of them are sucking ass
I just find it comically how he's been the elephant in the room now the rest of the team is instead.
Not the kind of role reversal i like to see.
Hi washed up Craig MacTavish
what was that you say? wahwahwah I don’t have a job?
Im Bill Romanowski, EAT MY STEROIDS OR ILL EAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS!!
Heatley has 0 zeros on goal. That’s two less than Errorhoff.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
eh, zero shots that is.
but it doesn’t matter. he’s a big zero tonight.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
another somewhat depressing night of sharks hockey
missed golden opportunities and really god-aweful defense- the kind of defense you are sorta ashamed of playing pickup no pads hockey, let alone at this level.
but this has come to be expected. and if the sharks cannot outscore their lousy defense, they lose, always.
clowe means it lately, i think he was fearing a trade.
pavs is still sweet, even if he is fighting the puck.
heater is really fighting th puck, and cant do anything right right now.
marleau- well, hopefully he’s injured. besides finishing checks, he isnt moving his feet, and is making no impact on the game.
murray seems to have his game back, and blake is skating pretty well tonight.
and couture is looking like he will be money.
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For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
I think I just realized that the reason the Sharks are sucking
Is because they traded the offensive force that is Jody Shelley
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
His toothless, gaping, smile inspires our offense to great heights. and now he is in New FREAKING York.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Man deserves better
We deserve better. Now, when he finally does the right thing and pummels Sean Avery, it won’t help his team.
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Shelley was the glue holding this team together. Shipping him out killed us.
Or maybe correlation does not necessarily mean causation…
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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
right before the 3rd goal
the sharks were really pressing play, and looked really good.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Poor execution
It kills momentum
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man they replayed the goal,
and it was a collapse of epic proportions defensively. absolutely clueless lazy “what on earth happened there?” kind of defense.
overpursuit followed by halfhearted no legs moving poke checking followed by no legs moving backcheck getting beat to a rebound.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Little bit of fire from Christian in the interview
Saying he’s not doing anything different, it’s just working better in Vancouver.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Ehrhoff has a new hairstyle in Vancouver.
Maybe his confidence gone up after looking like this:

And that’s not even the bad haircut I was trying to find.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I'm kind of behind you guys
But man, Drew was pissed off during the second. He said that the Sharks were barely able to complete one pass, much less two or three in a row.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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He's right
Passing has been a CHRONIC PROBLEM ALL SEASON.
I have no idea how we intend to win difficult hockey games without passing to people on our team.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
It’s a typical game when we play the Nucks trap.
The difference this time is that no one is driving to the net, and the defense is abysmal.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Well, unfortunately, he is right.
by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
On a brighter side, we always have World Championships in Germany starting during the first week of May. I’m sure Heatley and Pavelski and Nabokov will be welcomed with an open arms there.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
NO TALK OF INTERNATIONAL HOCKEY
I’m not still bitter about the Olympics or anything…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Ok now that's just mean.
Who knows, maybe we will suddenly get insanely hot and just sweep through the playoffs.
Hooray for baseless optimism.
by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes this board gets so bitter I want to smack it with a rolled up newspaper.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Think you can do it to the team instead?
Might do more good.
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I think I might go on a world tour
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Nose bops for peace?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
we could make tour shirts and everything.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
So, good news
Just got a new high score on Bejeweled Blitz! 204,300 with no special power up things.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I got 204,301 once. NBD
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
>:P
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
uh what?
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
He’s complimenting you, by insinuating that you must be the better gender.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
There's a third gender?
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20 minutes of game play between me and a date with Stolichnaya.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
go with the cheap stuff. this game isnt worth an expensive date
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
In Soviet Russia
Hangover is cured with more Vodka
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Yeah Popov, $10 handles!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Did drew really just say
that patty waSNT working hard enough?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
He's not moved very well as of yet
He may be hurt
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Bakes said the same thing on the radio pretty much.
by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing I always hated is how bitchy Drew gets when we’re losing.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Not only are the Sharks losing, but Texas is losing, as is SD St. My bracket is going downhill fast :-/
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
Ohio butsecksed everyone’s brackets
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Yeah, except Georgetown sucks. Anyone having them winning more than one or two games was dreaming… That was a fun game.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m liking Malhotra tonight.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
We like him every night
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TWSS!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Pavelski's thought process before his spin shot:
“Hey, it worked against Ellis.”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Sharks are making me sad...
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
just go outside and enjoy the awesome weather
it should help a little
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This whole top-line-cycles-low-and-passes-the-puck-to-Murry-on-the-point-only-to-have-him-shoot-wide is getting old.
Seriously. When your offense is running through Murray, you need a new strategy.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless it’s against Justin Pogge, of course.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Well, yeah. But that’s a given! :)
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The way the Sharks just did it.
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Has anyone else noticed how slow Blake is at getting up from the ice?
Is it an age or effort thing?
by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
So close Pavs... so close.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
No no no, we need Luongo to fall asleep as well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Is he watching this game?
That’ll do it.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I am sensing great anger from you this evening.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Honestly
My anger is slowly turning to reluctant acceptance…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Hey, remember that game against the Nucks last year where they got up 1-0 early and trapped their way through, until the Sharks tied it up in the last minute and then won in overtime? I believe someone advocated that the Canucks pay for everyone’s tickets to the game because it was so boring.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
that was too much room for a weak shot pavelski.
"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.
I don’t think he meant for it to be deflected…
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
whoops. I missed the deflection part.
"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.
by Dude-Brah-Man on Mar 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
We start to go to the net...
And then people pull off looking for dead space…
Frustrating…
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Sharks need to get more traffic in front of the net, Luongo has an almost clear line of sight at a lot of the shots.
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Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Sharks never get in front of the net..
been a consistent thing since before the olympics… its sad really
Hey, at least they’re consistent!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
badly consistent
"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.
by Dude-Brah-Man on Mar 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
One more to go....
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
WHOOO!!!!
yes!
"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10
"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous
JOE PA!!!!
Lets get another one then, shall we?
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Pavelski
we’re totally on the same page.
"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.
Behind again
The Great Joe Pavelski being Mr. Clutch again, I presume?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Huskins has two assists.
Stepping up? Or team sucks?
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I don't know
Huskins and Clowe looking good….it might be team suckage…
"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10
"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous
by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
If I sleep at all tonight
It’s going to be because I have a dream where the Sharks sign Ryan Kesler, put him on a line with Joe Pavelski, and have the coaching staff say to them “Okay, I want you to imaging the other team is wearing white jerseys with red maple leafs on them. GO!”
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
22 Missed Shots
Quite a telling stat. Dont necessarily mind them from Heatley because that guy’s trying to pick a corner every time…but everyone else just needs to get it on net.
Would have been nice if they came back,
but deserving loss.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
well, good game all, see you guys next week….
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Canadian beer is better than Miller, but I really like my vodka.
Warning: I'm bad at catching on to sarcasm and jokes.
GO CANUCKS GO!
Good game Missy
See you next week.
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Unbelievable
2 guys behind the net, it goes past both of them. Just awful.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Aw man.....
well they look better at least…just not in time.
"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10
"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous
I'm trying to remember back earlier this season we went on a 5 game dry spell
the only redeeming light is we kicked ass after that…
yep I hope this is what is going on….my last shred of hope.
"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10
"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous
by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you bet your ass we kicked ass.
I’m not really feelin it though.
"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.
by Dude-Brah-Man on Mar 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good game. Thanks for having me.
Be seeing you guys soon.
"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"
- Dallas Stars Forum
Good game. See you soon.
We hate your team! ;)
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
On behalf of Canuck fans…that works for us!
Against the Flamers tho’…9 seems a little low. Double digits…if you can?
5 on each ex Shark goalie…
;-)
Murphy ; "You finished with the Twins against Nashville, and AV elected to keep you guys together for today, were you happy with the decision?"
Mikael Samuelsson ; " I was happy with it...Oh yeah. Sure"
I like the way you think!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Yeah, but just think about how pissed they’ll be, and how much revenge they’ll want from that game.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Plus its an almost entirely different team.
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Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
An improvement over the past few games, for sure.
Not sure what this loss means for their playoff futures, but at least they played better. A points hungry Calgary team is up tomorrow, and we are going to need to start getting points in order to keep a lead over Phoenix.
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Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
after that
i probably wont sleep. told my dad this teams problem isnt about fire, desire, whatever. they have it, that much is clear. for whatever reason, they only care to use it, turn it on, play with it,
WHEN IT IS TOO FREAKING LATE.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh
I had to use my Happycat gif over on NM.
I haz a sad.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
DAN BOYLE THOUGH
(AND YES I AM YELLING)
WAS FRIKKIN PLASMA FIRE HOT. IF HIS 3 MINUTE LONG SHIFT AT THE END THERE DOESNT MAKE YOU LOVE THE GUY, CALL 911, YOUR HEART IS NOT BEATING.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Blame Yoda, I do
For quote at beginning of post. Hmm, yes.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Notice this threads lack of TCY. He is on exile.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
scared he is
full of fear his heart is
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
hehehehe burn
"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10
"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous
by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
SEE!
Star Wars quotes are bad luck! But noooo, SOMEBODY just doesn’t listen and posts them anyways. Not every team is Nashville, ya know.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Hedican is right
Jody Shelley=VITAL
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Would rather have traded Brad Staubitz but oh well
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for sure if it came down to Shelley vs Staubie….Staubie would be my pick to go.
"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10
"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous
by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks had a really good 5 minute stretch in the 2nd where all five guys on the ice were hitting every guy in a blue jersey. They had speed and were actively getting open. And all four lines were putting constant pressure on the Canucks’ D. Then they turned it off. Why? If the Sharks had continued to play that way, this game for sure would’ve ended up differently.
Instead the Sharks ended the 2nd period listless. And began the 3rd period listless. Complacency is unacceptable when you’re struggling and lacking confidence.
Sharks’ continued to fail at accomplishing very fundamental tasks like initiating a proper breakout pass. After Pavs goal, the Sharks’ intensity should’ve picked up— but it never did. There was never really a sense of urgency in the Sharks’ game as the clock ran down and they pulled Nabby.
some of my observations:
- Boyle looked like his mind was somewhere else towards the end of the game. Quite a few uncharacteristic mental lapses
- I’d love to see Jumbo skate hard to the net more often. And shoot more often and instead of looking for the pass. There was one instance where he had time, open lane, and was 15 feet from Luongo and opted to pass the puck.
- Huskins surprised. He made a few goofs early on, but settled down nicely.
- Couture brought some real energy. And I’d love to see him elevated to a line with mates who can actually finish.
- Seto needs to get more active in the play. He has some wheels. He actually has the ability to create his own shot. But he needs to stop waiting for the one-timer and then fanning on it… Mason Raymond is a perfect example of someone with Seto’s speed who is constantly involved and creating.
- Everyone loves Joe Pavelski
Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life
Picked overall #2
Admonish man-crush
Trade rumors abound
Turns-around career
Year of the Cup?
by Will Bulldozer on Mar 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
One last thing:
Logan Couture is a beast.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Logan Couture is a beastust.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I knew that would happen. He did not have 89 goals tonight, so obviously a bust.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 18, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You know...
If Star Wars quotes were the only thing keeping this team on the losing streak…
Just not the biggest believer in that sort of thing. And if they are bad luck, well, I’d like the Sharks to put together a solid enough game to overcome it.
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