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I don't even know what to say. Here's how the Sharks have performed in back to backs this season:


San Jose B2B's (09-10)


W L GSO GF GA SF SA
First Game
7
2
2 3.56
2.09 33.6 30.6
Second Game
5
3
3 2.64 2.00 29.2 37.0
Differential
-
-
- -0.92 -0.09 -4.4 -6.4

Sixty minutes tonight. Improvement in comparison to previous outings, especially considering what has occurred throughout the season and after the Olympic break, doesn't really matter anymore.

There were some good signs yesterday, but it's black and white from here on out.

Prediction: San Jose comes out and dominates.

 

Go Sharks.

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Maybe this is all just some elaborate ploy to avoid the Redwings in the 8th seed. It makes more sense than seeing a team like the Sharks that’s chock full of talent doing so poorly.

by Khaaz on Mar 19, 2010 4:12 AM PDT reply actions  

The Blackhawks are 5-4-1 in their last ten games.

I think they’re trying to avoid Detroit too.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never understood this argument. San Jose would have just as much pressure, if not more, if they dropped to the four seed.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only scenario of no pressure would be if we sucked for 60 games below playoffs and then somehow made it as a surprise for everybody.

Not happening this season.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 8:33 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Sharks will have added pressure until they win the Stanley Cup, because no one will stop bringing that shit up until they shut them the fuck up.

Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.

by marcello on Mar 19, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. The Sharks iwll have pressure on them until they win it all or go into rebuilding and fade for a while.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the window

Yes, the window is a sports cliche, but the Salary Cap is a very real enemy in keeping a contender together. Look at all the UFAs and the 2 key RFAs at the end of this season, and Joe is a UFA at the end of next season.

A team this talented with no Cups to show for it has many questions to ask of itself. Yes, 28 other teams will skate away from this season with no shiny silver to show for it, but how many of those teams had a lineup like ours?

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Notice Nabby?

Anyone else notice the look in his eyes every time the camera zoomed in on him. No fire, just resignation.

Why put Jumbo on line 2 only to put the lines right back together because he played harder? He was not much better, just more aggressive. Why not really reward Pavs and put him between Marleau and Heater and leave Jumbo between Devin “can’t live without you Jumbo” Setoguchi and Clowe…

Blake’s poor legs are totally shot.

Betcha Coach Todd has a video showing how a Canuck slipped in front of Nabby on every powerplay shot.

Perhaps the only thing we are witnessing is the last whimper of Dynasty teams…it seems like every team is pointing out their own particular fatal flaws. Frickin Phoenix is still grindin wins

Boyle for Captain, Marleau for Govn'r, Pavs for President! Go Sharks!

by Aero72 on Mar 19, 2010 8:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I’ve noticed that he hasn’t had the fight in him after what the leader of Russia said about the entire team Olympic team. I can’t say for sure if that’s what he’s hurting from, having that burned into the back of his head, or if he just doesn’t feel confident in himself and his team anymore.

Whatever the case, this is a slump and shouldn’t make everyone who is a fan question the players worth. Every team goes through this, and it’s hard to see, but it’s not something that will last. We KNOW that this team is amazing, and we KNOW that they have it in them to get their asses out of this rut. Sometime a team needs to see their faults to become the best.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Boys still have some kinks to work out but I have faith they’ll pull it together. I hope Clowe keeps rockin’ the socks out of everyone it’s so amazing to see what he is capable of doing. Another dozen goals for him please!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 9:12 AM PDT reply actions  

hehe EEERRRVRYBODY throw down!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

always love these tilts in alberta.

edmonton is slipping recently, but calgary still has a decent club, so generally i m excited about tonights game.

maybe san jose will play for 60 minutes, but i am not holding my breath. at least calgary doesnt play an absurd trap all game, so any futility will be only of the sharks creation.

i want to see heater score tonight. maybe a few.

i want to see marleau skate and be in good position tonight, stick on the ice ready to score. he and heater are both sloppy and off lately, and need to get some mojo going.

i want to see further solid play by huskins and wallin, who have been as good as can be expected lately. if they can continue to elevate their play, the addition of Vlasic is only going to mean that much more to the success of sj.

i still think that clowe, if he could play with as much heart as he has the last 2 weeks, would be the hands down favorite for captaincy, even if he skates like a sack of potatoes. for as much criticism as he has faced, he is as close to a brendan morrow/ owen nolan type of leader as the sharks have. for whatever reason he was sort of average and pathetic the first 2/3 of the season, but apparently he is able to take the team on his back when they need it badly, right now.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 19, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Inglorious Basterds

lots of tension building dialogue with bursts or overthetopaciton that makes your jaw drop a little…pretty much sums up a Sharks game.

Boyle for Captain, Marleau for Govn'r, Pavs for President! Go Sharks!

by Aero72 on Mar 19, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Go Sharks!!

Tonight’s the night. We ALL need this…

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

by MiniMiteMom on Mar 19, 2010 10:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Your positivity for the day

If the Sharks lose tonight, the Flames tentatively pass the Red Wings for 8th place.

That’s one step towards not facing Detroit….

Right?

(chirp, chirp)

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 19, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

If the Sharks lose again tonight i’ll be convinced that this is all just some conspiracy to avoid playing Detroit in the first round, and that come playoff time they’ll look like the Sharks we know and love.

It’s the only way to keep my sanity.

by Khaaz on Mar 19, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have to choose one

Being a hockey fan or your sanity

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait....

Sanity? There’s no such thing as sanity just different levels of absurd _ screaming at a TV is a good level of absurdness. I’m hoping to be rooting tonight and screaming in victory. WHO’S WITH ME!

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all part of our campaign

“Tank for Trotz”

Do it.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GUYS BETTER START WINNING BECAUSE MY BIRTHDAY IS ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I AM TIRED OF YOU PLAYING LIKE EDMONTON!!!!!!!!! I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!

I feel better now.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 19, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What, did you yell that as you typed it?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is funny. I laughed at this, and will now rec it.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"even if he skates like a sack of potatoes"

LMAO

Oh, and GO SHARKS!! Don’t forget to eat your Wheaties.

"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"

by sharkiesgirl on Mar 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, he just updated with more info: Jed is out with lower body injury

by Section223 on Mar 19, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greisser!!!

:D okay…I just really like the dude…no justification on why.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meth Squirrels are adorable.

Also, he said that he wished Murray would get a break away on him in the Olympics and if he would he would just laugh at him the whole way.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they don't win tonight...

…I’m going to murder a bag of puppies.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

As in

You’re going to put a bunch of puppies in a bag, take them out one by one and kill them?

Or you’re going to put a bunch of puppies in a bag, them murder the bag?

I iz confoozled

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to put...

…ten puppies in a bag and kill them while they’re in the bag. How will I do this? I will take another bag filled with ten puppies and beat the first bag with it until I have two bags of puppy goo.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Sharks win!

Do it for these puppies before they are gone.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM HERE TO SUPPORT MY SHARKS

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you remember your umbrella?

Because THE SKY IS FALLING!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not watching the game today...

so if they win you guys can thank me.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HAS SOMEONE FINALLY DEPORTED MYMCLIFE

THAT JEZEBEL MUST GO

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The what?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big word

Sounds faannnccccay.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well when you actually think about it

You would be more of an Ahab than she a Jezebel. Just saying cough Phoenix cough

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he's Ahab, that makes mymclife the white whale

I’d think twice before making that comparison if I were you.

Just sayin’

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT????

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad it came to this.

Perfection.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, just because a guy makes one comment involving you and an imaginary white whale...

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no ones calling you fat.

Just pasty and fat.

Er, wait.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m talking the king of Israel, not the whaler

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t that be Abraham?

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

Ahab was Jezebel’s husband.

And I don’t think GOLG considers mymclife the evil power behind his throne spreading lies of a false god or anything.

I have no idea where this is even going anymore…

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Saul or David really… Did Israel even have kings at that point? I get chronology mixed up a bit in the old testament.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like turtles.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turtles are weird

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

um wut

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Ninja Turtles are pretty cool. One of my friends has a TMNT snuggie (Leonardo, btw).

Those Ninja Turtles, though? Not interested.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone loves Ninja Turtles

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only like Raph in this one

The rest are double baggers.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donatello isn’t bad at all.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet her boobies look like bananas

Or bags of sand.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s correctable.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saul was the first king if memory serves

Abraham was just the patriarch

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, which is why I brought Saul and David up, I just don’t know where they are in relation to Samson in the chronology. I thought the Judges were before they had a king.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Judges were before the Kings

Samson was a judge if memory serves.

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I actually like that chapter. Just a whole lot of mostly senseless slaughter. Very entertaining read.

Samson was a complete asshole and murderer, good times.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can confirm what both of you have said. Christians Scriptures FTW!

Ok maybe not.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering my last OT lesson was in 8th grade, I feel like I did pretty good.

The NT has far less memorization associated with it. Makes Bible Studies far more interesting.

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have little to no idea what you guys are talking about. I mean, I read two of the books of the Bible sophomore year of high school, but yeah right like I’m really going to remember that. It was reading for school.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catholic elementary school force feeds that.

I went to leland, but transferred from St. Frnacis, and I still don’t remember half that shit.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still pissed off to this day

that my catholic elementary school didn’t have any nuns. WHAT IS THE DAMN POINT of sending your kids to a catholic school if they aren’t cringing in terror under the rule of 80+ year old women that can still beat you in a fight.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, be thankful

BEEE THANKFUUULL

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine didn't.

We did have a former nun though. She gave the scariest death stares.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm curious as to what they would have had you read

My guess is Exodus and Revelation, but only because of the literary allusions most western novels tend to use from them.

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genesis, and I want to say Job but I remember I kept thinking it was that but it wasn’t really. John and Luke, maybe?

And scratch the sophomore year thing – it was the summer before junior year. It’s flooding back to me now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genesis I can understand

Job is also referenced in many works of literature, what with the suffering and all.

John and Luke are gospels from the New Testament, so unless what you were reading referenced Jesus by name, my bet is Job.

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ran back to check the Bible I had to buy – it was John and Luke, judging from my post-its. There was definitely some Jesus stuff going on.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“There was definitely some Jesus stuff going on.”

Love it.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Gospel According to mymclife
There was definitely some Jesus stuff going on.

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genesis gets used a lot.

I grew up protestant and ended up reading the whole thing after I became atheist, mostly I just wanted to know more about the bible than the people trying to preach it to me.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to sell bibles

Amongst other things in a Christian bookstore. Did some imprinting of names onto bibles / covers as well.

For the record, the softest material I’ve ever touched was a … 40-someodd year old (IIRC) sealskin bible. The irony made it even softer, I swear.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have a tank of baby seals, then you can pick one and have it clubbed and turned into a cover while you wait.

It’ll be bigger than red lobster.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Toss in a 24K gold leaf imprint (yes, I’ve done them) and that’s big business

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't ask to move to this shithole.

And I don’t want to lose them or I’ll have to resort to kicking dirt for fun.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am saddened that you consider me evil

Or promiscuous, whatever you meant by that.

Then again, I am honored that out of all the posters in all the world, you choose me to single out. Sort of.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you said the Sharks losing was because you were in San Jose

So I called you a jezebel. I figured ‘Spawn of Satan’ was a bit harsh.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, no worries, I’ll be back in the cloud of pollution that is LA by the time the puck drops on Sunday.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say something

but…yeah not a good idea.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm.. somebody correct me if I'm wrong

Didn’t Plank do a 60 game over/under stat analysis of Nabokov earlier this year as far as playoff performance goes?

I know I shouldn’t read his articles, but I skimmed the latest turd dropped by Garner and not only did he use that same benchmark, he also claimed another person stole his ‘research’ and didn’t give him credit…

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Here it is

http://www.fearthefin.com/2010/3/8/1362099/is-evgeni-nabokov-seeing-too-much

Somebody stupid enough* to pay for hockeybuzz feel like pointing it out to Garner?

*sorry, I still don’t understand why people pay money for that site.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please use another flammable substance instead of wasting a good rum.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMEN

(signs we’re coming closer to a cult?)

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH SUCK ON THAT PLANK

Eheheheeheheehee!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

New mojo

Can we try having a game thread with no Star Wars quotes?

by Section223 on Mar 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

You realize you're just setting that one up, right?

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it of your system now, but leave ’em outta game thread!

by Section223 on Mar 19, 2010 5:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

My hatred for George Lucas ensures

I have no need to quote Star Wars the way I have an obsessive need to interject as many TWSSs as possible.

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by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what she said!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

God we really need for this game to start don't we?

We’re discussing the Kings of Israel, comparing mymclife to a whale and making sketchy TWSSs…

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you have to force it.

(wait for it…)

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

She would say it

But she was biting a pillow

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by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMPH!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

We are in SERIOUS need of a gameday thread now…

I apologize to everyone for being me.

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by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you

JUST KIDDING FATTY

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not very nice!

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by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP TALKING WITH CHICKEN WINGS IN YOUR MOUTH SADDLEBAGS

Eheeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you think she is?

Ray Ratto?

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

*gasp!

Does my alter ego have an alter-ego wife in the making?!
We could talk in the middle of threads about passing each other elephant tusks to pick the hippo out of our teeth.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So your alter egos are Africans?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not my alter ego! His imagined alter ego of me! There’s a difference!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooo

Just hungry fat people who talk sports, and the most athletic part of their day is pouring ranch dressing on their door sills to squueze into the shitter.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone handcuff TCY to his toilet.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh...

Game thread, please? We’re going kinda mental in here!

by Section223 on Mar 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Going?

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’re giving a bad name to ‘mental’ people everywhere.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stick with "are"

more zen-like

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by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be the crazy you wish to see in the world?

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

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