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A New Dawn Awaits Amongst The March of Flames

A tide of war screamed down from the heavens with the unequivocal fury of a thousand burning suns, all hope laying prostrate in it's wake.

The blitzkreig butchered the once majestic countryside as if it had never existed. Civilization crumbled and descended into a chaotic entity unrecognizable from merely two weeks before. Fertile plots of land became covered in soot and strife.

Rivers ran deep with the reddest of blood.

It was a dark age in the Kingdom of our ancestors. An age unparalleled in apathy and annihilation, an age that saw daughters torn from the arms of their mothers, that witnessed sons forsaken by their fathers. The pursuit of pleasure became the prevention of pain; dawn was dusk, dusk dawn. Hell had hijacked heaven, and heaven bore no name.

From these ashes rose a hero.

Buck_medium

Dr. Buck Longhorn IV. A sinner, a saint, a lamb, a lion.

He speaks of a new dawn that awaits amongst the march of flames.

Because once you've been dealt hell in spades, hell is the only game left to play.

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Wait...

this isn’t a game thread.. is it?

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Plank

You win the internet.

Period!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES!

The unrelated deer picture is ESSENTIAL to FTF now. If you don’t provide it in the future, I WILL!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What in the blue fuck

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm… burny scripture.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A sinner, a saint.

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god.

Did … did I just get trolled, or have I witnessed the truest form of win? Perhaps both are true; I submit to the glory of Dr. Buck Longhorn IV.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NFIASOFNBAUOFBDUAOFABOAINDOIAFNDIPMPAFNSDOUFBSEN

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I MEAN GO SHARKS

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, your sig

Mainly because of this, that I made in around 5 minutes for a project I had to do for a web design class.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first thought when I got to the deer picture was “Bambi?!”

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHARKS!!!!

LOUD NOISES!!!!!

I will be here in spirit.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Thread?

Go Sharks!

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets calm down a bit people

Because that gameday thread sure escalated quickly.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Well hey, if people stop calling me fat, then we won’t have any problems.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious? Joe gets hurt right off of the faceoff?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

and it wasn’t called.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have been 4 minutes

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been four minutes. And yet they choose to call Huskins. Sigh.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we're not serious.

He’s just trolling you.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laaaaaaaame.

This isn’t how things should start.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Angry Joe!

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Games starting now?

Okay I can watch for an hour or so.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GRRRRRRR

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, shit.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOO

Should not have happened. Refs 1, Sharks and Flames 0.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BS call by the refs

that should not have happened. Not like that.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I am so angry.

If this keeps going I am gonna have to walk away from the TV. So angry.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

when did douglas murray get so beardy?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

during his little injured stint a week ago…he was beard-ier when I saw him vs the Panthers…like mountain man

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Shark needs to cut a bitch.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I prefer a Shark beating on someone like Iginla or Sarich.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the "plus" side

Joe Thornton has one of those totally badass ‘cut over the eyeball eye’ scars. That means he’s, by default, hardcore.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This montage makes me think that Thornton needs to wear a visor.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It made my head hurt.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say one thing...

…I’m not depressed right now because I have those tangy ranch cheetos right now. Om nom nom.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay that was crap.

I don’t like this trend.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE DUCKS

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok now I'm depressed.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to have to have to have to get the puck out of your zone, Sharks. It’s like a rule or something.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh where, oh where

Have my Sharks gone? Where, oh where could they be?

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

pet store selling puppies.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus fucking christ.

scuse me.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

both goals were scored when i wasn’t watching. i’ll start watching, just for all of you guys

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

much appreciated

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nabokov

My fantasy playoffs are riding on you, Ryan Miller can’t do all the work.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

neither can Nabby

defense fail. That was just terrible. turning it over trying to clear? Oy vey

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

really though, this isn’t the way to snap the streak!

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Blues fan here to help man the oars

WTH’s going on.

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ROOOOW………..ROOOOOOW…………ROOOOOOOW…….

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t make us break out the bribe money

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh

I’ll take the powerplay.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s get one here boys, then it’s just a one goal game. one goal is small potatoes!

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmm

luv me some taters. nom

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and who doesn’t like potatoes!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spuds McKenzie

whatever happened to SPuds?

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slurms McKenzie?

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wth

My son brought me his Sharks potato head to dress. I look up and see this. Heh.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a sign from above

a miracle

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s with heatley recently?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you mean? Like he takes an ass load of shots and none of them go in? Hmmm I dont know…laser eye not functioning?? pew pew fail?

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm...

Is it safe for me to be here right now…?

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

There's no teeth

So yes

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking on y'all

making sure everyone’s okay.

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog - Five For Howling
JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody's been reading my tweets!

hehehe

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Among others.

But yes.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhm perhaps not…since it is looking like the last few games we might all actually lose it today instead of being insanely positive

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shun the non-believer!

… okay, not really. I doubt there’ll be any real trouble.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true,

I root for your demise at times. But not much. :D

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog - Five For Howling
JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this phoenix thing

reminds me of a couple years ago when dallas was leading the division all season and we snuck up behind them when they had a losing streak and took the 2nd seed. I feel like that might happen, but with Phoenix passing us. I’d actually be reasonably happy for Phoenix.

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

Thank you. I like you guys to do well too, but I like my guys to do well more :) Hope something gets figured out by your coaches and players soon because this isn’t a good way to go into the playoffs for sure…

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Rick Nash

never thought I’d say that.

he just buried the ENG. 4-2 BJs over the Wild

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, wow, so I forgot the game started at 6. I was watching basketball and drinking… Why are we down by 2 already???

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The refs and a stupid turnover.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, sounds about like the entire rest of our season…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given how our PP has looked

the refs did us a favor

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

To elaborate: Joe Thornton was high sticked off of the opening faceoff, drawing blood and giving him a black eye. No call. Seconds later, Huskins was called for a hook. Iginla scored seconds after the PK ended.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooo…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Nabby been weak? I see 2 goals on 6 shots…not exactly inspiring…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first goal definitely wasn't his fault.

The Sharks left Iginla wide open in the crease.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 19, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

second goal was largely a defensive failure

that Nabby had little hope of saving. He didn’t really have a great view of the puck before it went in. Drew will back me up on that.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shitty. Well, lets hope the team takes some speed before teh second and comes out flying…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz you were backsliding

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A missed double minor high sticking call off the opening faceoff

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right. We are playing in Canada tonight.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

First one was pure BS call by refs.

Second one was, well, a little like what’s becoming uncomfortably normal recently.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hrmm

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

God bless pancake bunny.

by xarexerax on Mar 19, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should start wearing a visor.

by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 19, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I are disappoint

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Feel free to root against Detwat

they’re down 1-0 already to the Oil

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t figure out whether to root for them or against them. whatever it takes so we don’t have to see them in the playoffs

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Buck Longhorn IV

WHY HATH YOU FORSAKEN US! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

who am Buck Longhorn?

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read the post above

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did

Still wondering

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

See photo at start of thread...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

When you feel lucky with Dr. Buck Longhorn IV on google, this page shows up.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got home

somebody want to briefly fill me in on how the game has been? i see the score, but how are we playin? any form of motivation present?

Adoptive parent of Kyle Nicholson

by gore51 on Mar 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

but overall

Sharks are playing meh. they look probably a little worse than last night. no real jump or anything

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm off to Double D's

Hopefully they will pick up their game since technically, I won’t be in San Jose anymore ;)

Will update via Twitter, of course.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm gone too.

Bye. If the Sharks win you can blame the Sharks suckage to mymclife and me. Or maybe just mymclife.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s already taken enough slander tonight, so it’s all on you.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Blues' fan here...

Gotta pull for the Sharks tonight.

We promise to give Patrick Marleau a hero’s welcome when he signs that big contract with the Blues in July… ;-)

(ducks and runs for cover)

Seriously… go Sharks.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

taking over the joint

are we?

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookin' like it...

I’m just killing time while listening to the Rivermen (up 2-1 over Rockford) until 9:30, when I’m going uptown to have a couple of beers with my hot cousin, who finally wised up and ditched her scum-of-the-earth old man and father of her three kids…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Detwat goes down 2-0

YES!!

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I can dig it.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised no one had said this, unless I missed it, but Nabby is wearing his old mask!

The Power of Poseidon Puttered…

by skilletboy on Mar 19, 2010 6:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

and its worked pretty well so far...

brr brrr

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

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by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 19, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really liked the Poseidon one...

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember

…When Nabby switched to a white mask during the 10th Anniversary Year (I think)? That went through a bad run and old fishhead made a comeback.

So this would technically be the 3rd Round of this mask.

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by DownRUpLYB on Mar 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Greiss was in net tonight...

whahappened to my squirlley?

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

aww….hmmm…okie.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO GREISS FOR YOU!

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

:P

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEATLEY!!!!

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the 'toons at yer blog, by the way...

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've got a resident cartoonist at "Game Time," too...

You guys ought to check out each other’s stuff. I like the quality of your artwork. but I’m kinda partial to Jeremy’s subject matter…

B.

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEATER!!!!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL TO THE YES!!!!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

As "The Nature Boy," Ric Flair, might say...

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Go Sharks.

B.

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit Staubitz…

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

why is staubitz still on the roster!?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I realy wish Orts wasn’t hurt and could be on the 4th line.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMN IT STAUBIE!!! Its getting really hard to like you.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s so not playing during the playoffs

by Mr Tea on Mar 19, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he doesnt….

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

back in the Wooster :(

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that ONE fight…he either needs to do more of that or stop taking stupid ass penalties.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd rather they just send him down

i don’t really care if he wins a fight or two

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frazier McLaren, please!

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fear of losing him to waivers is crippling.

by Mr Tea on Mar 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed…

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s get a shortie! we’re due

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't condone shooting hockey announcers

but after listening to them Detwat homers I understand it

still 2-0 Oil late in 1st

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Mickey "Senor Douchebag" Redmond still doing their games?

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure, i turned down the audio

didn’t want to shoot another TV set

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…..

just awful

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON!!!!

jafjewpoivnweopiavnwovnsd;lkngwjhfoiwjvnv GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

the Sharks just aren’t skating hard. They’re coasting to the puck and Calgary is getting there first…and then scoring

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

top line is playing some shitty defense.

by Mr Tea on Mar 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what i'm seeing too.

It’s what’s making Nabby look bad too. No physical play against the wingers and letting guys skate around in front.

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by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nabby is getting no help.

by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Just flipping through when he got caught behind the net you blame the goalie, but absolutely no one picked those guys up. Then on the goal the guys were just watching the play and didn’t cover anyone…

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by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

I’m going nuts trying to convince people it’s not all on our goalie.

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by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone has said it’s all on Nabokov.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been most heavily implied or at least that is how I have read some comments.

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by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it came up in the post game interview with McLellan last night

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by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect him to be better than he has been since the Olympics. He has given up soft goals.

That does not mean that this porous backcheck and crease coverage that has plagued this team since the outset of the year is not an issue. That is the biggest one, and always has been. Nabby has covered their ass all season.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s appeared that people are hardest on Nabby because he’s the only one being defended right now…and, at least in my eyes, he does not deserve to be defended. He should be taking his share of the blame. Thus, those of us who feel he shouldn’t be defended, end up saying so when he is. The volume of talk about his lapses since the break goes up. Doesn’t mean people think he’s much more worthy of our ire than anyone else. Just is what it is.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d also really like to see them start playing the body and not the stick. Just start hittin and get the energy up!

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean Clowe and Staubie needs to start kicking asses and taking names without penalty? YES PLEASE!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mehehhee

I thought Randy said it was a goal by God…..that’s the only thing making me laugh about this game.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

All because of the momentum

that was destroyed by another stupid Staubitz penalty.

by JamesGotALeg on Mar 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

this mitchell malhotra couture line is the only thing i’m liking these days

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

saw that one coming a mile away…

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh…wonderful. I’m gonna go back to watching basketball…

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

but basketball is sooo boring…/me ducks

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by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe I agree

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree for the most part. Except for the NCAA tournament. It’s the only bball I watch, and I love it. Besides, anything is better than watching the Sharks get torn apart again :-/

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK this is getting out of hand.

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Game.

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.

McLellan looks like he’s going to choke someone.

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by Travis Hair on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that’s normal :D

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WITH HIS MIND!!!!

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet jeeebus

this ain’t supposed to be happening

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good night.

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by ilovesushi on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

PULL HIM

FIRE HIM

LEAVE HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you bring your Nabby?
Nabbies don’t watch this.
Leave it in the streets,
Run it over after the show!

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

KILL IT
KILL IT KILL IT

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOOOOOOOOOOOT HER, SHOOOOOOOOT HEEERRRRRRR!!!!!

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I...I...I can't.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just hoping

that the sharks aren’t thinking the same thing we are, which is that this is looking so similar to last year’s end of season slide. if they’ve got that in their heads it’s gotta be a big mental disadvantage

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s go sharks! who’s with me!?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ME!

GO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME!

COME ON SHARKS!!!

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO LOUISVILLE!!!

Oh, wait…GO SHARKS!

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh go away….

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harsh…

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heheheh >D

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither the effort nor the execution

last goal is on Nabby, but still all of Calgary’s goals have come off turnovers or failed coverage by the defensemen. Murray and Boyle are -4 and -3, respectively.

i’m done. have a good weekend everyone

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by Will Bulldozer on Mar 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

“Krampf,” auf Deutsch…

Flames suck.

B.

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

jeez. has anyone seen a more slugglish powerplay? this pp has a prostate problem

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

get these guys some Flomax, STAT!

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they need a handful of Viagra and another handful of uppers…

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that might do some other weird things to the pp…

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’d be worried about pp in that case…>>

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw if anything makes the PP better :D

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone roofied our PP.

by Mr Tea on Mar 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Buck Longhorn IV has failed.

I’m going to get drunk.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy ahead of you…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm catching up

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

stone cold sober

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm chilling some wine in the freezer

I just don’t have much desire for it right now. I drank on Wednesday.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

I just stuck it in the fridge and I was still not super enamoured with the idea of drinking a glass right now.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah....

I have a feeling my husband is about to bust out a beer for himself.

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I just thought of Reginald Dustyballs riding on the back of Dr. Buck Longhorn IV through a wildfire, and them both being slowly consumed.

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Reginald is what we need.

I will pursue this idea.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. If we need mojo to get a win in Edmonton then I will be jumping off a bridge.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edmondton is beating Detroit. Better than we could do right now :-/

I’ll take all teh help we can get at this point…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks aren't putting in the effort...

…and neither am I. Goodnight, folks. Where’s my Newcastle?

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

is there any good reason the sharks aren’t banging bodies?

they’re just skating around with their sticks out trying to catch a puck

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

all that came to mind was “exploding pp”

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW....:(

don’t call them that buddy….

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t nice at all

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snarky post is snarky.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should nominate MINA!

for the teacher thing.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/comment complaining about Staubitz being useless

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FIGHT!

Go clowe!

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

hey iginla off the ice, fine by me

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind....

my boy lost got manned

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

CLOWEDOWN!!!!

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

//cries

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sierra Nevada Glissade

or however you spell it

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple JUICE

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Popov, got a 1.75 L bottle, should last me another day or so.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you poor thing. Popov is scary stuff

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s like drinking nail polish remover. bleh. Brave man.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll be even braver after his stomach gets pumped in the A.M.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t call that brave lol.

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

//snickers

he’ll have to be brave

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha true that. Having your stomach pumped out is one of those things i wish to never go through.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 98% sure you don’t if you don’t A. Overdrink or B. Overdose :) you’ll be fine Skittles

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 Mike’s hard lemonades it over drinking for me now…

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

4!?

heehe i’m a weakling.

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

About 5-7 shots of Popov

Then I am in the daaaaaanger zone.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are in the danger zone after one shot of that stuff you just don’t feel it till the 5th

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I neglect to mention

I drink what feels like 2 gallons of water with that stuff

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Gwen Stefani

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOH!

Ms have you seen the new sj sharks bikinis yet?

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY?!

no…but I got a I only date Sharks Fan shirt! Too bad I can’t wear the bikini…maybe it’s time to get to work to wear it! yah!

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have the body for it at all

but i’m getting it anyways giggles

http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3992283&cp=3253876&clickid=body_bestsell_img

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats a good idea i might hang it behind my bedroom door for inspiration! THX skittles!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pushing a friend of mine to work out with me. I’ll still have horrid stretch marks, but oh well

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea you have a baby to show for the extra weight for me…its just the bacon…mmmmm bacon LOL :P

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because bacon rules, or so i’ve been told.

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeedy it does!

so does Stan’s doughnuts..mmmmm my hometown!

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know where that is lol.

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry Santa Clara on Homestead and San Tomas. It’s the best doughnuts but alas they’re open only until like 2pm :( hot warm fresh gooey glazed doughnuts mmmmm drools

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmm

i love this place

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"I wanted Team India to go all the way." - Manny Malhotra

by DownRUpLYB on Mar 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

its beautiful…yum

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Leafs and Habs style ones are so much better. I wish they’d made those for all the teams :C

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game kicked ass. Jurassic Park: Danger Zone.

Actually, it was probably shit but I was just too young to realize it.

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Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had to have that done before, doubt I ever will. The stuff tastes so bad my body can’t handle toxic amounts!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart. Sounds like a good strategy for not overdrinking to me…

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try Svedka good man…its yummy…

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That requires more than $10 :(

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAH

dude I’ll buy you a bottle! :D

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A single tear of happiness just ran down my cheek….

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is THAT good!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Murray land??

Or to where I’d buy peeps bottles of Svedka?

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha ride the train bro!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Train...haha

Reminds of the time I went home on Amtrak, the train was basically a nightclub.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we gotta patent that quick! Booze Train instead of BUS you get a whole friggen locomotive!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUS? HELL NO

I don’t take Amtrak unless I get to go on a TRAIN! Extra travel time be damned.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

what hostile 2 taught me

is that all trains in Europe are night clubs on metal wheels.

That and always let dad book the four seasons for you.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hostile 2?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

not hostile

though it was hostile to my brain because it was SOO TERRIBLE.

Hostel. Soz.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poppa loves Popov...

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

water

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capt. n Coke…

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

clink

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already downed 300 grams of Stolichnaya, imported straight from Moscow.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lighter fluid.

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Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm

fire-y good choice

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"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is only quarter to noon here, but tonight I will be drinking Kirin.

by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in the wide wide world of sports would that be?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Japan, I think.

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Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

i mean, wow.

no words for how steep the decline of this team has been.

cant even say they dont care. i think they have come out pretty strong lately.

failure to execute, horrible mental lapses, bad passing, terrible d-zone coverage, no clear understanding when entering or exiting their own zone. it is confusing hockey to watch, it must be really confusing to play.

 i feel like puking watching this pathetic team play right now, not because they arent trying, but because they are spinning their wheels and going backwards.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Off the the bar with me...

Best of luck the rest of the year, Shark boosters…

…except when you play St. Louis, of course. ;-)

B.

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-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

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by Tomorrows Blues on Mar 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a very strong feeling that aliens abducted the real Sharks and replaced them with a bunch of aliens shapeshifters that can’t play hockey that changed themselves to look like the Sharks.
But seriously, there will be games when a team just has a really bad game. When it happens for one game, you just have to shrug it off and move on. But five games? That’s just plain awful.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Sharks keep that up...

they SHOULD have a team Skydive session….:P

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

it just may help.

I think they’re tried everything else.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

but....

will they be praying that the ’chute opens?

 I kid! Totally joking

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun doing the recap tonight Ivano. Sort of like smoking a carton of cigarettes and pretending you’re not getting cancer.

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Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

By the way, what are statistical chances of a big earthquake hitting Calgary this moment? Maybe they should resume this game another night.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect way to make sure they have no energy left for the playoffs.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

srsly!

scare them into playing obscenely great hockey

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home from dinner

Score doesn’t look good, but stats are deceiving. How have we been playing overall? Are flames playing well or are we sucking it up again?

by waive kent huskins on Mar 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

IMO

they look better and they’re trying….its just not working in their favor though.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Courtesy of denverdiaspora
i feel like puking watching this pathetic team play right now, not because they arent trying, but because they are spinning their wheels and going backwards.

Pretty much nails it on the head. The defense has been shit, nothing new.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it

I still think Doug Wilson’s biggest mistake in the last few seasons was not trading for a top 4 defenseman before the deadline this year. With Vlasic injured our defense is far too shallow. And I don’t think our problems will just go away even when he comes back. Regardless, it’s too late now so its time for the sharks to use what they have on the blueline and make it work somehow

by waive kent huskins on Mar 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imma gonna keep watching

screw you all, I am already at home!

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

What I’m starting to wonder is what the hell did this team do during the Olympics? The Olympians look ok, but everyone else looks like they are just entering training camp after four months break. No speed, no focus, no nothing.

Too much Aldo’s over the break?

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Aldo’s is delicious.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

all that rich food will kill ya…

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is Aldo’s?

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya whats aldo? I thought it was a shoe store.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Italian restaurant in Los Gatos near many players live and where Sharks are often seen.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just about the most delcious italian food youll ever eat.

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Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

Too bad I live 1 hour away from it. (according to Google Maps)

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious italian restaurant about 2 blocks from my house…over in Los Gatos.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Shark wives and girlfriends need to go on strike.

by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can come to my house to strike…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZING

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've come back from worse

but what the Sharks need right now is a little injection of Vlasic.

by JamesGotALeg on Mar 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

So..

So.. How’s everyone’s bracket doing so far?

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolutely horrible

since I never filled one out AHAHAHAHA

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I thought I was the only one who didn’t care about college basketball…

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope I don’t give a dog’s butt either….i can’t really stand bball

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, so-so

I’m already down 4 Sweet 16 teams, but my entire elite 8 and beyond is still alive.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like mine.

But my final 4 teams are still alive.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not into brackets

I prefer parenthesis, personally.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banana Cream got knocked out in the first round. Tragic. Messed my whole bracket up.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH Nabby that was ugly

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sharks are blah today

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Phoenix plays Blackhawks tomorrow. They can get within one point of both teams.

I think I’m losing my mind.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Phoenix will win too. Chicago has been reeling almost as bad as we have…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

like a boss

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix winning the conference.

That would be something.
Tha would be the ultimate “stick that in your pipe and smoke it” to the Phoenix doubters.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tippett’s a good coach. Dallas really shouldn’t have gotten rid of him…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may be naive...

But I’m hoping they’re getting all their bad play out now, and really turn it up for the playoffs…if they (in unlikely probabilities) go on a fantastic run down in the playoffs im sure all of us would be okay with their horrid play of late…

by animadiversion on Mar 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Winning cures all ills. They could go 20-10-60 on the year and I wouldn’t care if they rolled over people in the playoffs.

I don’t think this is an effective way to go into the postseason though. Bad trends.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth. If they want to go all 0-0-16 over their last 16, and then go 16-0 in the playofs, I’m all for it. Odds are against that happening when being so bad down the stretch, though. It would be nice to see signs of life.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fans are strangely quiet in Calgary too

/me shrugs

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I agree...

what i meant, but apparently didnt say, was that i feel like it might be coming…and thats probably going to jinx it…

by animadiversion on Mar 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say you’re crazy, but I really have no idea. They’re due at least.

And hey, we need some good vibes around here. Keep spouting and I might start believing.

Head into the SJ locker room while you’re at it.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, my GF wouldnt trust me in there…I have far too big a man-crush on Patty…

by animadiversion on Mar 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you just love how nobody is talking about the game anymore?

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, it’s halftime…

Oh, wait, you mean the hockey game?

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i kid you know i lurrve ya!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks will start playing hard once the Flames score again. =/

by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heaty!!!!!!

MORE GOALS PLEASE! Thanks pew pew pew I love u!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got home.
Wow. 4-1?

by AppleSweetRose on Mar 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

you're wrong

4-2 WOOT!!!!

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOALLLLLLL

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh ok, a goal.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MANNY!

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play logan

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"I wanted Team India to go all the way." - Manny Malhotra

by DownRUpLYB on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

so TCY just jizzed his pants?

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think that goes without saying

"Who were you rooting for in the Olympics?" - Drew Remenda
"I wanted Team India to go all the way." - Manny Malhotra

by DownRUpLYB on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

//snickers that left a terrible visual in my head just terrible.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet. Scoring is fun!

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bust with an assist!!

Somewhere TCY is happily rejoicing right now.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, its probably unassisted, since Calgary controlled before leaving it on the doorstep for Manny.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dos mas por favor

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

tres mas

I want this to be over with

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

otay

tres mas

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEEEEEAAAAAaaaa.....

….hhh.

Dammit penalty.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

OH!

Clowe….

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yes he’s been doing SO good lately…I just wish he’d turn it on all the time rather than just being the hero when the Sharks blow it.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes just trying to pad patrick marleau’s SH stats.

"Who were you rooting for in the Olympics?" - Drew Remenda
"I wanted Team India to go all the way." - Manny Malhotra

by DownRUpLYB on Mar 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yay they can do this!

by AppleSweetRose on Mar 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Blake pisses me off when he floats those weak ass wristers from above the circles on the rush. That shit always turns into the play going the other way.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Blake pisses me off for many things…

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHAT A

shiner on Jumbo holy cow how hard the the other guy hit him??

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

that was the high stick he took off the opening face off

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but was it that hard that its already starting to turn? I mean lucky him he didn’t lose his eyeball

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it gothim pretty good

He was bleeding and everything. You could tell it would swell up nicely before the game was over.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thx!

kinda sexy war wound there Jumbo ;)

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE DOWN

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re still in this one!!! logan has been goooooood

by a10dency2ask on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

BOYLER!!!!!

TCY jizzed again! WHOO

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!!!!!

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by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooo, nice pass by Couture… Dude is a beast.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play logan

again

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"I wanted Team India to go all the way." - Manny Malhotra

by DownRUpLYB on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Logan Couture – Super Bust or Super Clutch?

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Jon Casey fan since '84

by stufflife on Mar 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

we have a Super Clutch he should be Super Bust in a good way!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please god

just one freak goal this time for SJ

amen

Just a chew toy for the hockey gods

by spectr17 on Mar 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OH please please please.
Oh I hope! I have hope!

by AppleSweetRose on Mar 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how they’re using Couture on the late game attack. Dude has definately earned his extra ice time.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Plank...If this happens, you owe me a beer

Even though thats unfair and all, you still owe me a beer

by animadiversion on Mar 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

A start

to hopefully a strong finish?

by animadiversion on Mar 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That's OK

SUNDAY SUNNNNDAY!!!! We’ll get it back! We’re starting to look good again.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

yep yep yep!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimistic positivity thing, for sure! You go!

by Section223 on Mar 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nah

I’m just high. J/K

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh…another regulation loss. And except for the last few minutes, they looked all out of whack again. Just not really particularly in sync. No execution. They have to fix something, and actually come out to play before the last 5 minutes of the 3rd period.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodnight y’all. It’s borderlands time for me and my husband. Lets hope next game is better _

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

for sure NITE!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good game, Borderlands.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Another regulation loss resulting in regulation disappointment.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Mar 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The minutes I saw when I came in looked good.

by AppleSweetRose on Mar 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Look into center and forget

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by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

O_O

that completely tweaked me out. I forgot where I was for a minute there.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m working on one that will involve Dr. Buck Longhorn IV.

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on Mar 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know…I’m not a fan of spontaneously barfing.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a fan of barfing period >_<
It’s almost a phobia.

by AppleSweetRose on Mar 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_o

I don’t really mind if it makes me feel better than I’ll do it but usually I know when I have/need/want to…not just scroll down and blargh..

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha scroll down and blargh?

Nah, if I’m sick and I need to, I avoid it until the last minute, which by then I’m crying because I have to :/

by AppleSweetRose on Mar 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea that weird vortex-y thing joe posted…scrolled down and almost puked on my laptop. I mean I don’t choose to barf to feel better but I accept it if I have to i will hehehe about 80% of the time it makes me feel better afterwards

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly....

I think its the teeth :(

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

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