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Gameday Thread: Sharks @ Oilers

San Jose Sharks at Edmonton Oilers, Mar 21, 2010 5:00 PM PDT




 

[This is my lucky quote. I saved it for today].

 

Go Sharks.

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Go Sharks!

So glad to have Pickles back!!!

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I am interested to see where his mobility is at.

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by TCY on Mar 21, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

not expecting a lot.

always takes a few games to get back to nhl speed, it seems like.

mostly i hope he is at least 90%, and not just going to exacerbate a lingering injury…

but man it is good to see him back out there.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I still expected him to be out for a few more games. I’m wondering if he was hurried back because of this streak.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like

they expected him back about now before the road trip, and i think they learned a lot from last year. if what the coach was saying about not freaking out and being irrational is true, they should be just playing it smart.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly didn’t think he’d be back before the trip was over, but instead get back into the swing of traveling and practicing with the team. Vlasic’s skating is such a huge part of his game that I’m just afraid having him in at this point (especially against the Oil), will do more harm than good. Granted, I haven’t seen him practice.

I guess we find out soon enough, though.

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by TCY on Mar 21, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Sharks Go

Kill the Oil!

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

EDM vs SJS

As always, I want Dooob to perform well
AND THE SHARKS TO WIN
(pleeease)

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

and heres a toast to...

not getting a penalty called on us in the 1st period.

not getting behind by 2 in the first period.

marleau getting a badly needed goal…

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

PROST!

x ∞

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or is the color jacked up on the primary camera? It gets lighter on the cutaways.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Not just you.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they fixed it (I think)

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe with Pickles back our D won’t suck? (please let this be)

And Sharks, play like your still angry at them for what they did to us in 06

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that 5 on 3 was one of the best moments in sharks history though...

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

couture again.

that dude is just liquid confidence.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Couture has already displaced any thought of Plihal when I see #39.

I still think Semenov, though, whenever I see a #21.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

'Keys to the Game'
  • Defense first
  • Keep it simple
  • Work!

Seems doable…

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Might as well throw “Don’t lose!” and “Win!” in there.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off topic

Jamie McBain had another point today in the Canes’ loss to the Sabres – that’s 5 points in 4 career games… as a defenseman no less. Love the fact that he’s American, too.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

AUUUUUUGH!!!!!! We haven't scored within the first 3 1/2 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god we are going to get crushed!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

(sorry that's huge)

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

by ElvisVF101 on Mar 22, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic, but I get your point

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Play on!

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure – I just did an image search for “simmer down” and that’s what I got.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, but seriously, seems like coaches believe Blake-Vlasic is a #1 D pairing, tough to expect the players to learn from their mistakes when the coaches refuse to.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Thatakid Stauby.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Stortini got the best of that scrap, IMO

But not a huge deal.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter, he saw Boyler get rocked behind the net. Team needs some manufactured jump right now, they didn’t come out very strong.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Wasn’t sure if you were talking about the scrap itself or what caused it.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

too often that kind of hit gets no reaction from sj

so that stauber went right at it is a good thing. imo

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stortini is a poop head.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

nice work staubs

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Pavs off the post!

Getting warmer…

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hooooo

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

defense already looks a little more together.

not great, but not way over pursuing and letting guys go unsupported.

of course it is edmonton…

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Edmonton is in the Central Time Zone…

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Mar 21, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true

Mountain Time.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

My bad.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Mar 21, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No worries

You seemed certain, and I went to confirm :-)

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i think they start games an hour earlier on sundays. hence, 2 hours diff

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but vancouver and calgary were all early games too

I think Anaheim was also early

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just an early evening start in Alberta

It started at 6pm local.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, I’m going to catch this at a new sports bar that just opened. God bless a bar that has Center Ice.

Go Sharks.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Have fun

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…. not sure what that is though.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice T-Shirt

or just a good sig:

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Very suggestive

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that was a sloppy sequence by the Sharks
Marleau passes back to the point to….(Wallin exiting for the bench)

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

dude mike comrie is hella ugly

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wow almost!

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Phoenix is up 2-1 against Dallas

Do we dare root for the Stars? I feel dirty just suggesting it.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You're filthy.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 21, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw. not worth it.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does nabby have his old mask on?

Im Bill Romanowski, EAT MY STEROIDS OR ILL EAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS!!

by SLOSharks on Mar 21, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like it.

he did last game.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!!!

Murray keep taking them shots and you will socre!! Go offensive defensemen! Yay!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

and back on solid defense too.

beats the hell out of -4….

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unbelievable

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

shitfuck.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FML

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS EDMONTON.

not supposed to happen here…

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Again.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Mar 21, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Jumbo Joe turnover

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lets turn over the puck some more!

Im Bill Romanowski, EAT MY STEROIDS OR ILL EAT YOUR F***ING BRAINS!!

by SLOSharks on Mar 21, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nice on joe. lazy wanna be peice of shit go fuck yourself joe.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol, I don't know about all that

But that was an awful turnover… I love how he just headed straight to the bench for a change. Trying to preserve the +/-, Joe?

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good observation

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

stats mater when you need a better contract when you are traded.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY CAN’T THE SHARKS SCORE FIRST

NOT EVEN AGAINST THE OILERS?
Terrible Joe.

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOoOooooooO

Oh man I can’t keep up the positivity if they keep getting scored on first! >O

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 5:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

2 sloppy turnovers in that one shift.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No way the Sharks drop into another 0-2 hole though…NO WAY

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinx alert

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nearly just busted out the doom award

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT!

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOOOOOMED

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is soooooooo on you!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now, these Sharks can kiss my ass
and not in the good way

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to break out the nyquil. this may be another long night.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

POSITIVITY!!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting

The linesman’s from Edmonton? BIAS!

Mostly kidding – I hope.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

time to break out the fentanyl. this may be another long night.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m wondering if I should go out to eat, and just return in time for the 3rd period when the Sharks decide to show up

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SWISHER HOW COULD YOU?????????

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

time to break out the lsd. this will not be a long night god damnit.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Gawd!!!

I’m jumping who’s with me???

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wow. this is, like, wow.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ay

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT AGAIN

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

What is the term when you see something over and over and over?

Not Deja Vu…. oh yeah its “Again, are you f*ckin kidding me!?!?!?!?”

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ha

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no God.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no work ethic

There, FIFY.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not one that loves the Sharks obviously… //cries

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 5:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And Blake's guy...

once again…beats him to a rebound

by BillytheSid on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

oh oh oh

his name is now captain hook.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

At this point, this team is going to end up driving my teetotaler self to drinking.

by Nael M. on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like the guy on the right

Minus the cheering.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that...

…it’s pretty insensitive of you to be insulting those of us who were born with brown bag syndrome (fuckyousharksmyopyclosis)

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn’t even hurt anymore. I’m numb.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah.

it sucks because i wasnt all that surprised.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back from the bar so soon?

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mobile

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 5:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You're so right

It’s just some shitty hockey nightmare Groundhog Day.

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...

by BritShark on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now I"m craving an old fashioned maple donut

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Murray going for hit leads to 2-1

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOO!!!!!!! BLAKE DID SOMETHING GREAT!!!!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

captain hooooooook!

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I sure hope...

Blake doesn’t need his hip replaced from doing that…holy cats!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 5:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

My job here

Is to be one of the people who doesn’t freak out over losing streaks, so, I’m not.

But seriously, Swisher…

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Her timing was just impeccable

I second this award (still love ya Amber).

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

curtseys

But seriously…
How many times now have they stumbled into an early 0-2 hole? Like clockwork. And now to the worst team in the League? WTF

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he tans with Doug Wilson

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice entry, Vlasic… he is a -2 but neither goal was his fault. Lookin pretty good so far.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm here...

lets hope im the change they needed to start winning :)

by animadiversion on Mar 21, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope they kill the Pizza Whisperer in the next commercial

It’s not enough for me that he’s tied up and being interrogated.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I’m a fan of RTP, but these commercials need to go.

by Nael M. on Mar 21, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta love clowe talking shit.

this team needs to be pissed. because they are taking it up the ass right now. by the raiders of hockey.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay.

Officially closing FTF now. Research Paper due tomorrow!!!

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to be joining you shortly

Although for dinner, not a research paper.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a research paper due on dinner.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 21, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best kind

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m back in LA., check in, and find out we’re down 2-0? Again? To the Oilers? Oi.

Well, at least you can’t blame it on me being in San Jose. I was already in LA when the puck dropped.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 21, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame it on you being in enemy territory!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this thread going to lead to someone calling me fat again? Because that wasn’t fun.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 21, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I'm not that mean

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I made tea again?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok guys

I might be back for the third period – going to get Indian food, which will certainly be less stinky than this first period.

Go Sharks.

Fear the Fin: "Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa.... our shark."

by Conico do Mayo Miracle on Mar 21, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It'll smell better a couple hours from now.

Boosh.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 21, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a poop joke

I will not make it.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a poop joke.

Hah.

And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

by Ninjames on Mar 21, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

your mom's a poop joke.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSS!

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positives

Boston Pizza has a really funny commercial on the Oilers feed. Search “Boston Pizza Tough Guy” on youtube.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 5:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh man that’s my house sometimes, but only when the 2 year old is REALLY tired.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st game I get to watch in a long time...

It looks just as bad from Sweden. :(

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

SERIOUS LINEUP OF WEST CONFERENCE HOCKEY TONIGHT.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is just so much deja vu!

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

One streak of broken. My 5 months old daughter just ate her first real food just moments ago.

Whooohooooooooo!

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OFF THE FOOD SCHNIDE

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

You think 5 losses are back?

Try drinking milk only for five months.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meant to say “are bad”

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

In her defense

I doubt she possesses the cognitive skills or range of experiences to be disappointed with 5 months of milk. She probably rather enjoyed it.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

Congrats! What was her first real food?

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rice cereal.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! It’s amazing to see them grow up.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

but what counts as “real food”?

by cosecant on Mar 21, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not formula or breast milk….

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Babies always cheer everyone up.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until they’re on a plane with you…

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, the one time I was sitting next to a baby on a plane, all it did was stare at me the whole time.
I’m lucky, I guess.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an awesome kid right there.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

My flight today had a baby on it that decided to cry the entire hour. My sixteen hour flight back from France? Six babies, and no crying. Weird how those things happen.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 21, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRENCH BABIES DONT CRY

IT WAS THE FREAKING REVOLUTION.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

Now you get to buy all that cute baby food, right?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 21, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually hate baby food – so messy.

Five more months and she’ll start eating pizza with me.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

can she eat hummus? Not baby food but requires no chewing and therefore, no teeth!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i definitely read that as “can she eat humans?”

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’d need a full set of choppers for that

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl. soylent green is people!

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't honestly know from experience

isn’t it going to be stinky anyway? I have been around many a diaper wearing child who smelt of butt wipes, baby powder and stale poop. I just sort of assume this is how children smell until they master potty training.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont' really know either

but hummus has its side effects, is what i’m saying

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying if my time working in the baby/toddler good store taught me anything it’s that humans smell diapers and poop until we reach potty training success. And occasionally after if one has an accident.

And that you should never, ever let you kids play with toys in the store. Everyone’s* damn mouth has been all over it. (everyone under 4)

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My experience is that once the kids start eating normal food, their poop doesn’t smell any different.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

*smell OF

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza is always good.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t say the word pizza around my son. He’s obsessed with it. .

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I jinxed Stockton, too. Little Niki has two points and Hunter scored with a second left in the middle frame to put Utah up 3-1. Only ten minutes left in that game. FRICK.

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I had tickets to that game. I guess it’s good I didn’t end up going. :/

by treegan on Mar 22, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

can we see some of greiss already

i wanted to see home on this roadtrip. seems like it couldn’t have made a difference

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I think our high school games generated more noise than this game right now in Edmonton.

Dead crowd.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, for the last few months they’ve been in the race for the top pick. Winning for them = losing. If the Sharks can tie this up, they’ll start cheering lol

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, they can win a few and still finish dead last.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Last I checked, I think they have an 8-point ‘lead’

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, where did this slashing come from?

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah i’m confused also….

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously!

Stop giving them the opportunity to tee up on Nabby!!! He can’t save us ALL! Gawd….oh yes I forgot positivity…go sharks.

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 6:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

this game is boring, let’s see some scoring chances

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we need to sign...

pizza whisperer.

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Joe’s eye is horrific looking

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Sharks, can we please stop doing Erhoff impressions!!!

The goal is that thing several feet in front of the backboards

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

what is wrong with the sharks?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I think my soul just died

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

le...

sigh.

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They better not play like this next Thursday

I’m going to start breaking out good luck charms…

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side..........

Maybe the Sharks are purposefully tanking Nabby’s stats to reduce his asking price?

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If that is the case,

then they are also purposely tanking my shot at fantasy playoffs.

by Danbo19 on Mar 21, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sunk me in FTF2

but, helped me slightly in another. I go 0-5 this week, my opponent goes 0-4.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it didnt sink me in FTF2.

looks like I might have squeaked out a win at the last minute.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They killed my playoff team.

Thanks Sharks.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 21, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is wrong with the Sharks?

They can’t do anything right. It all started because of Heatley trying to force a pass that he should have never made!

by Rocky63215 on Mar 21, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

well, im thinking my good luck shirt ran out of juju.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Nabby

Murray has been AWFUL the past few games. He has put himself out of position 3-4 times already tonight, including on two straight possesions that led to the last goal.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

is phoenix still winning their game?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

tied at 2.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-1 1337 left in 3

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops updated

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm foaming at the mouth.

"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.

by Dude-Brah-Man on Mar 21, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Man...

Oh man….

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 6:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

so, who’s the fifth seed right now?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm... done with this game. Pizza time.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" Club

by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Good chance

to get one back here.

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Power Play!!!

Chip away at the the deficit! Remember, POSITIVITY!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you know.

the ine who works from start to finish gets the best opportunities, draws penalties. come on now.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

thornton looks half dead.

he hasnt shown up tonight. pathetic.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has his gold medal
He’s all good for the year

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, looking at his face, he might be dead.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usually the Sharks lose when I’m watching and SBNing… after the pastfew games it’s time to change things up a bit.

by Merope on Mar 21, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The rebounds have been there

shark sticks have not :\

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Because other teams...

unlike the Sharks…help out their goalie and clear the front of the net

by BillytheSid on Mar 21, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Couture on this PP?

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s with all these cameras focusing that they keep cutting to

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OOooo

make a power move!!

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

getting dominated by the worst team in hockey.

pathetic-er and pathetic-er

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

we are 3-0 against edmonton this year going into this game

by sfxc13 on Mar 21, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but just barely!

remember when we needed patty’s hat trick

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t recall the exact scores, but the games have been close no doubt
Oilers are a feisty muck & grind team, which always seems to give the Sharks fits

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

2:23 am over here in Sweden...

And I can’t watch anymore of this.

3rd period comeback?

I like my coffee like I like Jumbo Jim's beard... thick.

by banx on Mar 21, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll probably pull within one and fail to net the equalizer before the final horn. Seems to be their Modus Operandi of late.

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

joe thortnon with a shitty pass leading to 3 on 1

and hustles off the ice. way to go joe. stand up guy. get traded loser.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

joe's prime:

october through february, annual basis.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not necessarily

I’ll just think you’re an idiot for figuring trading one guy playing poorly on a team of people playing poorly would make a difference. Insert whatever player name you desire.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not really related to this losing streak for me. I just hope we can keep a quality person in Marleau this offseason and then trade thornton for some high powered youngins……my opinion of him was formed at the press conference they held after last year. i’ve wanted him off the team since then…..thornton that is

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just remember people saying similar things about Patty. Not saying the criticisms of Joe are unfounded or any of that, I just see parallels. I mean, as fans, we always blame the stars on the team. Maybe rightfully so. I’m still trying to figure that out. Are they blamed for playing below their level, because we have higher expectations, or because they have the name recognition?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on man

don’t you remember everyone saying he was too passive and was the epitome of the sharks’ lack of fire that was causing them to lose in the playoffs?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, trust me, it happened. A lot.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at all the bullshit that occurred last season. Marleau was thrown under the bus by just about everyone not on Fear The Fin.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a load of people on it as well, I should mention.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me

So I guess we agree there. I guess i didnt sign up for the “Dont Trade Marleau” club here on FTF but my NHL 09’s Be A Pro player name was in fact “Don’t Trade Marleau” I took my petitioning to the video game world.

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

its all an effort thing for me

Thornton = No Effort at Times
Marleau = Always working hard

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

marleau deserved as much criticism as he got.

and now so does thornton.

1 player is not the only cause of an entire team sucking. but one great player in Joe’s position sure could do a lot to help the attitude and effort of a team struggling as badly as san jose is.

can anyone argue that joe couldnt dominate about any defensemen in the nhl?

why doesnt he? why rely on 3rd liners to change a game?

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not too much to expect the guy to give a shit.

or play as well when it matters as he sometimes does. it is clear he has another gear, but it seems he fails to engage that gear when the team he is on needs it.

when you are the star of the team, you are held to higher standards.

i am a fan of the sharks, and if the guy tying up a huge amount of money and potential is making pretty plays but not making important plays, i will voice my opinion.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've actually thought

this would be ok idea for a couple years now. I don’t want it to be a bandwagon thing, I just think if the administration thinks the culture needs to be changed to a hardworking, earn your way type thing, then he is the antithesis of that. All the same, I wouldn’t want to say he should go just cuz of this losing streak.

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it looks like Joe’s been demoted temporarily to the 3rd line.

Seto-Couture-Heatly
Manny-Marleau-Pavs
Clowe-Thornton-Mitchell
McGinn-Nichol-Staubtiz

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade deadline passed a month ago. Let’s save the trade talk for the offseason.

Not a rule, just a suggestion.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya,

when the team sucks, it just feels good to find a ’goat.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure, and you’re correct when you state that Big Joe needs to step up his game right now. He got outworked down low by Shawn fucking Horcoff that led to the third goal, to say nothing of that patented nuetral zone turnover that led to the first.

But saying let’s trade his ass at this point probably doesn’t lead to anything but an argument that isn’t going to be able to be addressed for another three months.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally.

i just let my finality and frustration boil. i still have hope that what you said a few weeks ago will happen…

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So do I. Unfortunately, that hope is waning.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess the key is

this is the time when your best guys have to be the best. they are charged with the responsibility to lead the team, and if joe is unable to demonstrate that at this stretch (and yes, playoffs) that he can bring those #’s when it counts, we will eventually be talking about trade. but im done now.
seriously.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No need to hold back when ripping Thornton— I could care less, I think he deserves a lot of the criticism right now considering he’s our best player. But trade talk probably just gets us off subject.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But it is nice to think of all the places you can spend 13-14 million dollars……….

Thornton and Nabokov

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

am i the only one who thinks the sharks need to start playing a lot more physical and get the energy up?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

newp

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d just be happy if they stop sucking…

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Mar 21, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Ville Nieminen

He ‘brings the meatloaf’

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

one thing about last year compared to this one. Used to be if we got down this low, we’d pepper the goalie with like 50+ shots and they just wouldn’t budge. I can’t decide if this lackluster skating around thing is worse or better

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

hey well

i’d rather play nashville than detroit. Maybe this 4th seed thing ain’t so bad

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I know what we need. New mojo!

Whaddya think?!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I just keep trying to convince myself that they will get a “second wind” that they will ride all the way through the playoffs.

by Merope on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

San Jose

4th place. Damn.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

phx dal in ot

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

of course

Phoenix can’t lose
San Jose can’t win
It’s like a parallel universe of hockey horrors

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

either way

i can’t lose.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well isn’t that special

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont make me post the mojo again.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone is going to win the Pacific besides San Jose, I’d rather it be Phoenix. That’s a great story.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rob Blake: leading team with 14:14 of ice time

Seriously TMac? What are you doing? Are you still being paid by the Red Wings?

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

A little birdie mentioned that Blake shouldn’t be playing so many minutes, because his game goes to hell. Todd didn’t get the memo…

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

one thing i think is sure

i’m off the mclellan wagon this year. I think he’s done a poor job of managing the sharks through adversity every time they’ve faced it. Even if that’s an exaggeration, it seems like he makes some really weird decisions at times.

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

proof is in the puddin.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s handled injuries well.

I haven’t liked the constant line changing, nor does Blake need to be leading the team in ice time (although, besides the second goal, he has actually looked fairly good tonight).

Ultimately though, it’s up to the players. There’s really only so much he can do.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That as well. Forgot about that in this darkest of day.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually surprised Nabby is playing tonight.

On one hand we gave TMac saying “we can’t practice any more, we need to rest”, and on the other, he’s giving Nabby four starts in one week.

Where is logic?

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nabby sets his own starts. Again, a McLellan problem, but ultimately I hold McLellan much less accountable for this current stretch of embarassing play than the players.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been chalking the line changes up to him trying to find something to get the guys going. Nothing seems to be clicking.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to say I a) agree with it or b) understand it I just c) roll with it.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve thought Vlasic has been the clear best Dman tonight, with Huskins second best. For all the crap we give Huskins, he has probably been our most stable during the losing streak.

I don’t like the Dusty Baker-like tendency to crap on young guys and ride vets. Not only should Demers be on the roster, he should be playing 2nd pairing minutes. McGinn has never been given the chances Clowe has. Greiss has rotted on the bench. Couture has basically had to be the best player on the team to get just 10-12 minutes of ice time. Devin has been in and out of the doghouse all year. Vlasic has been ridden hard. Ferriero was playing great two way hockey, but was still sent down.

Thornton? Blake? Murray? Clowe? Nichol (he hasn’t been as great as we think, despite his hustle)? Special rules for certain guys it seems.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny that they just showed Mitchell.

This is the first time I remembered he’s even playing tonight.

Seriously – what is he doing on this roster?

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

really?

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, him-Couture-Manny has been the best line tonight. Though I agree that McGinn should be there instead of him.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell has improved a ton since the deadline. He’s kind of like Clowe in that regard.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is a nightmare to cover when he has the puck.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

phx dal in a shootout

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting annoying.

I don’t really care that they are losing to Edmonton, the way they have been playing they can’t beat anybody. At all.

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hi.

I forgot about all the pre-Olympic games. I forgot Joe Thornton has 82 points. I forgot he is second in the league for assists. I forgot he has the most points on the team. All I know is he doesn’t have any effort.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but

what has he done for us lately?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I'm trying to point out now that it's JOE FUCKING THORNTON.

He has a stretch of bad games. You don’t call for a trade.

Even if there is any truth that he has no effort, “No show Joe” is better than no Joe.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

my point is

i love the guy when he plays his butt off.

i hate the guy when he doesnt move his feet and makes lazy plays.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Was that sarcasm?

I hate what I am coining the “In Crowd” here at FTF and how they all gang up on people’s opinions.

I am forming my own group and calling them the “Out Crowd”

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody.

You’re in the Out Crowd remember?

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but theres gotta be other people who arent in your “In Crowd”

I dont think this Denver guy is in. He can join with me.

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just a sharks fan

living in oregon where hockey doesnt exist.

i like this board because of the sharks discussion, even if i disagree with some of the happy smiley everything is ok fandom that happens here. and i dont want to be in either in or out crowd. i just want to give and share opinion.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whose sig is, “Fear the Fin: where fans go to swathe themselves in baseless optimism all season long.” I like that one.

by Danbo19 on Mar 21, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ganging up just means people agree with one another.

Join the “out crowd”, support your opinion. We don’t care.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was half sarcasm

i don’t think we should give him a pass becuase he’s JOE THORNTON. that mentality is problematic in my opinion

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guess I'm one of those

but I don’t want to seem like ganging up on folks. It’s a discussion board. Someone voices an opinion, someone else voices disagreement, we discuss it. I won’t tell you you’re wrong unless, you know, you are. ;)

Like Plank. So so wrong.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides IMO

if you POST you are IN.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You people that are in the "In Crowd" know who you are

Its like you all hang out together in the same place on the school yard……..and you gang up on people when they are just a little bit different………you’re all the athletes and cheerleaders thinking everyone is less than you……

thats how it is….

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seems you’re reading a bit too much into this, it’s just a website where a few guys and gals get together to talk Sharks.

Some people contribute regularly, some less so. Sometimes people agree, sometimes they don’t. That’s life, let’s not descend into this whole in/out crowd nonsense because that’s not what we’re here for.

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...

by BritShark on Mar 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and we also disagree with each other ALL THE TIME. It’s not a gang up if we’re each getting our say and having a discussion. I don’t say people don’t have a good point, I just say I disagree. Sometimes I say it with snark. I mean, it’s the internet. We has snark.

I think people just aren’t comfortable with being disagreed with. I mean, why do you think I’m disagreeing with you’re assessment? I don’t find it to be entirely correct and I must refute it. To defend some hand wavy idea I have about this place.

(I like Clowe too mssjclowe! But you can have him.)

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw thanks!!

Its really hard to be a Clowe fan but ill stand by my man :)

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It’s almost as if you’re self-conscious you have a different opinion.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If people disagree with you they will state why. If people agree with you they will state why. It’s a goddamn blog.

If this place gives you such bad vibes (“the mean athletes gave me a wedgie and then boned the cheerleader I have always been in love with!”) then either a) support your opinion and try to change minds or b) start your own blog and get your voice out there.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, if you rile us up…!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to debate stuff. I am a talking army of one.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am also now plural

which is awesome!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re one of the cool kids now. Mission accomplished.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CONGRATS!

You are now part of the “in crowd” You’ll receive your blazer and shades in the mail.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha man i’ve never been in the in crowd. I’m a nerdy female who enjoys video games, table tops, and talking to other Sharks fans.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever played CoC?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the Clowe club :P

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 6:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'll wear my Clowe shirt next game

for you! :D

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

eee!

Yay I always love seeing other Clowie fans! I would high five them all if I could!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 9:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe we need to bring back the lucky game night dinner?

Who was doing that?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe that was me and my husband. We were having dinners based on who we played against…and it was working really well..OH NO! This is all our fault…I haven’t done that since the game right before the Olympics….

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to start doing that again! STAT!!!!!!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we plan on it now haha. I gotta figure out what people in Minnesota eats. Hopefully the lucky dinners will help.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of casserole. Make a jello salad for dessert.

Green beans, mashed potatoes… hearty food.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its called hot dish in MN

or you can wikipedia “Lutefisk”

by Danbo19 on Mar 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good I’m a Queen at making casseroles. Thank you for the advice Plank. If we lose next game feel free to blame me for making a bad jello salad, though.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Bring that back it was such a fun read I think I encouraged your hubby to keep on doing it not everytime of course but some would be great for us food-heads

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

"Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body with dental records."—Anonymous

by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 9:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I blame the Palin mask. Or the lack of it.

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by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It terrifies me to say this...

but bring back the Palin Mask!

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that kid in the audience looks like logan couture

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

phx wins.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

well

we can’t drop all the way out of the playoffs, can we?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We haven’t mathematically clinched a playoff spot but it’s pretty much guaranteed that we will get into the playoffs, no matter how much we suck.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

aahhh

falling all the way out is my only fear

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

overrated team

playing the worst hockey of the year

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is pretty bad. But, like I said earlier, the way they are playing they cannot beat ANYBODY, let alone the lowly Oilers.

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice useless shot there heater

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

let's look on the bright side

whenever the sharks remember how to play well and generate multiple chances, it will be really exciting for all of us to watch

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Phoenix wins 9th straight.

Aucoin is 5 for 5 in shootouts, with no move, every single time. Skate in, shoot, go home.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he shooting nekkid? How is that possible?!
Also, can we get him for the last oh, 10 games or so?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's so ugly, my whole family was watching saying ' no way this happenes again'

we all ended up laughing, rolling on the floor. Then again, it might be because i snuck outside for some herbal medicine during the break.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix has really taken advantages of shootouts this season. Pretty sure they have like 14 wins in the skills comp.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue the idiots saying Phoenix doesn’t deserve to be where they are because of all the shootout wins.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhh.

That will be us later…

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same idiots who will be complaining that “The league owns them, Bettman should hand the Cup to himself.”

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

All last year in OT/SO, phoenix has 11 points. worst in the league

Theis year, Phoenix has at least 40.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Tippet

That guy has embraced the shootout since it’s inception. Look at the Stars’ record in the shootout while he was coach, look at Phoenix now.

That guy has them practice it all the time. They pride themselves on it.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Mar 22, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really hope we dont get shut out

"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda

by BrandonMK50 on Mar 21, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

you know it's bad when.......

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to ride the jinx train all the way to the SOL station. I’ve been cheering for Dubnyk all season and wishing him the best – so of course he’s on the precipice of recording his first shutout and regulation win against the Sharks.

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

can someone explain

why teh sharks aren’t trying to just land a big hit? I feel like that’s what other teams do when we are beating down on them. it always seems to work…

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That seems to be a common thread when they slump. I don’t know why.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can see how low the confidence is, fanning on every single shot

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

great.

worcester is gonna be pissed because sj jinxed their couture.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Couture has been one of the Sharks best players during this losing streak, I don’t see how he has been jinxed.

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Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no goals.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

does her really not have a goal?! yikes…

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a goal this season.

Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

not since he was brought on board

the jinx-machine.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

how do we break that?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of gold medals.

oh wait. crap.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we needed more silver? ;)

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

had a great opportunity and whiffed

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we need JR!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Mar 21, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

We should hire JR as an assistant coach or trainer or something. He has oomph on the bench.

by Danbo19 on Mar 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOMPH

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it!

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too.

He looks like a moose on crack.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wait wait

the Kings are in?! WACKY PANTS!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So, in blocked shots, the Oil have an astounding 22-3 edge on the Sharks
What does this say about the respective teams?

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

yeah this affirms what i’ve been saying that the sharks are just poke checking, not willing to play physical

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well on the bright side, at least we might not have to face Detroit in the 1st round.

by CalFaithful707 on Mar 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Was thinking about this last night while watching the Thunder

and I think I’m going to do a post comparing how they played vs how the Sharks are currently playing.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

pphhhhhh

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Brutal.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Quoting you Plank, “having fun doing the recap.”

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what to say anymore. I have become…

Comfortably numb.

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hello hello hello

Is there anybody in there?

"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I havent gotten mad at a sharks game in a while. but im pissed right now. its one thing to lose to bad luck and bad turnovers, its another to lose to just not trying.

by animadiversion on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually the exact opposite. I’ve been pretty pissed at the effort since the Olympic Break. Now I’m just beginning to lose feelings in my extremities.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pink floyd?

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, what goes around comes around, eh?

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dark days.

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by Mr. Plank on Mar 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great.

Mitchell might be injured.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The defense needs a complete overhaul.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I concur.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy who hasn’t played the past month is the best Dman on the ice.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mitchell hurt on a board from behind.

No call and the oilers score. FUCK losing.

by Danbo19 on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

We can of course blame the players, but the coaches need to look at the mirrors as well.

The fact that the team has been playing the same bland brand of hockey that lead to this streak since the Olympic is also their fault.

Perhaps it’s not just the line combinations.

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by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0 now.

This is just awful.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

how can we possibly be this fucking bad?

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I wouldn’t be surprised if Nabby blows up on his D post game. And they deserve it.

And that’s not even pointing out that the offense is being shut out by a goaltender that has 1 win in 11 games.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

List of bad things.

Sharks are losing to Edmonton. D’oh.
Sharks are losing to the worst team in the NHL. D’oh.
Sharks are losing by 4 goals. D’oh.
Sharks are being shut out. D’oh.

Doesn’t get much worse than this. I don’t know what this team needs, but they really need to turn this around.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there you go a10dency2ask…big hit by Murray

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck is that a penalty?

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a perfectly legal hit.

dumbass slid into the boards. Not murray’s fault.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who hit Mitchell?

by Merope on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game has been nothing short

of a disappointment. No one is skating, no one is trying, no one cares. Its pathetic. I don’t think ive been this let down. I dont know what their issue is, but this team NEEDS to get it together and soon.

by animadiversion on Mar 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

how in gods name is that penalty? what the fuck?

whats the penalty? being abysmal as hockey for 6 straight games?

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

2 minutes for sucking?

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

id say its a first round misconduct.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do we get for that?

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And to think this team is going to be on national TV on Tuesday.

DirecTV customers might request Versus be taken off the service again.

by Nael M. on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So that is a penalty and the Mitchell thing isn’t? Typical.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

sad that I am only watching because I am interested in the post game remarks rather than the actual game.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome. Just wow.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Un-freaking-believable.

by Merope on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

this is disgusting.

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by beat_la_25 on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahahahah!!!!!

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are these people? And what did they do with the Sharks?

by Merope on Mar 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This really is a new low. Bad times people, bad times.

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...

by BritShark on Mar 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well now I'm annoyed

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell me about it, it’s 2.19am and I’m still watching this shit?

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...

by BritShark on Mar 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone do it with me!

Root against the Sharks!!!!

Maybe it will work!

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!!!

The Sharks are my most hated team. Go Aneheim!!!!

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Pronger is da man

Brian Campbell is not an idiot either!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on Mar 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the heck did that work?! Maybe you should have started that in the 1st period

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

See its working!!!

I want the Sharks to loseee!!!!!

Edmonton please score again!!!

by SanJoseLandShark on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me.

This is just fucking great. Nabby is not playing well, and his defense isn’t giving him a whole lot of help.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Asteroid crashed into the rink… melted the ice… game cancelled, they’ll have to play this one over again at a later date.

by Merope on Mar 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all wish

No really, how’d that 5th Edmonton goal get scored? Must’ve been really boneheaded by the Sharks judging from the reaction.

by Nael M. on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

turnover, sloppy overcommitment by the d, pavs screened and deflected a weak slapshot that beat nabby

you guessed it. 5 hole.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this the point where we healthy scratch everyone and bring up the worcester sharks?

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG What was that?

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Dubnyk

He deserved a shutout. More accurately, Sharks deserved to be shutout.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NO SHUTOUT!!!!!!!

yussssssss

small victories.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

this team is an embarrassment to hockey.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

We trade Moose lips (Shelley)….That man was energy and force for the team…also, i was just snarky for that goal…sad days…

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch the man talk. He looks like a moose chewing. I say it out of love for the man i always thought he was an important part of the team.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally see it. I knew it was something about this lips. I miss him too. :(

by Princess Sharkita on Mar 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail…

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan just said this is a kook show of a different kind. Oh and clowe scores.

by ToddMclellan'shair on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryane Clowe has been the only one showing up for the Sharks.

They better fucking wake up.

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Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad thing is, he is really a third liner

He has played well, but when I think of a top 6 forward playing well I think of 5 game goal streaks, not 7 points in his last 10 games and -6.

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stortini is a strong fighter I guess.

Not easy to overpower Douglas Murray.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dallas game should have woken us up.

Hopefully this game has the effect that game should have had.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i don't think "waking up" is a thing that happens

it’s not like they don’t realize they shouldn’t be playing this way

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annoy everyone?

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

for proving my point.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously you have some repressed feelings from childhood……..

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

You are giving me flashbacks of K-12.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody has some bitter memories of elementary school.

by Nael M. on Mar 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I managed to learn how to flip over someone when they tried to throw me into a locker…Who does that to a girl?!

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could fit in a locker

and no one ever did that to me. I was picked on endlessly, but, whatever, it’s elementary school.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Jr. High and High school for me. The kids around here were unusually cruel. Mostly I think they did it for entertainment.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we just had backpacks. I could fit in one of those tall lockers come freshman year though. No one ever tried that either. Just verbal stupidity from others and terrible hair on my part.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

90s

I’m not THAT old :P
My hair was tragic until about a year or two ago. That’s a sad sad fact.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's ok

it wasn’t your fault, it was a sign of the times!

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well back then sure

But I think HS is on me. I finally tried to make it better in college. It’s been working towards better ever since.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just recently changed my hair to ginger…it’s usually one of the colors of the rainbow. and yeah, 90’s in elementary too..

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

back up guys, i went to elementary school in the 90s too ok

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 90s were pretty bad about hair for the first half or so too, iirc.

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW!

did everyone see that? Worst regulation losing streak since 1997

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

nichol was pissed.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Little late

Cause I’m @ Safeway but my Clowie saving the Sharkies from the humiliation of being shut down by the worst team in the league!!!! God love him!

"The coaches should tell the goalies to do the splits and then windshield wipers. That's how you'll block shots every time." - Peeny 3.13.10

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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Clowe just tried to start a fight at the end of the game.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nichol only fell cuz he was going for a dropkick to finish him off.

"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.

by Dude-Brah-Man on Mar 21, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

how come you lose the fight when you fall? It seems like 90% of the time they just slip

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i mean, cuz they are on ice, right?

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they're beating up people now.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually I think they took the fighting major so they wouldn’t have to watch the end of the game.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a lot of hot water in the Edmonton dressing rooms, gotta get there first.

by Merope on Mar 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I was watching the game not trolling the boards…

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, we see some signs that they are pissed off. It better carry over to next game.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, Jamie McGinn sighting...

only in the 1st period and in blowouts is he allowed to play, apparently

by ruben398 on Mar 21, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I am rec'ing this

Because it’s perfect.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

been saving it all season.

"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
-Dan Boyle in front of a mirror.

by Dude-Brah-Man on Mar 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK

Somewhere, Ray Ratto is masturbating furiously using buffalo wing sauce as lube.

GOD DAMMIT

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ew

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I...

that’s just gross.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on Mar 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOS DOWN FOR SOME WINGS

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT isn’t a wing!

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what to say anymore...

5 game losing streak doesn’t get the team fired up. Maybe losing 5-1 to the worst team in the league will do something. Who knows

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf happened tooo this hockey team I mean come on

every year is the same thing . we start getting into the postseason and then play some god awful hockey…

"The scope of the Raiders' problems spans beyond the quarterback position"

by Suleku on Mar 21, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

To quote the great Idunno723,
so this is lik my first year watching the sharks. ive only watched abuot 2 and a half games and it dosent make ne sense. my friend said that they were like the best team in the major hockey league. i thought they were supposed 2 have like the most points but instead lost 2 the anehiem team. they played so bad in the 1st 2 quarters. aslo wut happened to joe thorton?? i thought he was suposed 2 score teh most points. i think he should be fired cuz hes almost the worst player ever. i think there best player so far was tory mitchel cuz hes been the best all season. i wunder wuts wrong wit patrick marlo. hes suposed to has score the most points. i thinks the sharks should jus play better than the anehiem team and try 2 beat them but 1st fire joe thorton

Ok, fine, it’s not completely relevant, but I’m sure it relates to how most of us feel right now.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That thing just hurts my head.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha wow.

That goes way back.

But seriously that wasn’t the point of that certain fanpost.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if...

We demote Joe Thornton and Evgeni Nabokov to Worcester.

by CalFaithful707 on Mar 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

think they’d clear waivers? sounds like a plan!

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK here's my plan as GM

We demote Nabokov and promote Alex Stalock to starting goaltender.

Then we demote Rob Blake and Joe Thornton, and promote Joslin and Zalewski to 1st offensive and d pairings. And then…

BOOM!!!

Stanley Cup winning team right there!

by CalFaithful707 on Mar 21, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

after that game

you could demote the entire team.

this team embarrasses hockey, san jose, the colors black, teal, and orange, and all of us.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm out guys.

Thanks for wasting my time….

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

at least hilary duff had a good game…

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

No, not your name.

I’m asking about Hillary Duff.
It must be a nickname, because Hillary Duff is completely irrelevant to the Sharks in every way possible.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you actually were talking about the real Hilary Duff.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comrie is engaged to Hillary Duff.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

the announcers kept talking about how mike comrie bought her a 1 million dollar engagement ring

by a10dency2ask on Mar 21, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Didn’t catch that.
Hell, I thought Comrie still played for the Senators.
Show how much I’ve been paying attention to this game.

by Icing On The Power Play on Mar 21, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe rest the top guys.

give em 10 min a night for a week. let them have a time-out and think about what they have done, sunday school style.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I think a bag skate is what they need right now.

And I don’t care about the schedule. The way they’ve been playing, they shouldn’t be too tired.

Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.

by Ivano M on Mar 21, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

burn. and true.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

All I’ve been hearing about their off days on the road trip is that they have watched film, or have been given the day off, but no bag skates. I think a tough bag skate would deliver the message.

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Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG teh Sharks must think its April alreadyz! lolollolol

(am I doing it right?)

"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.

by SwisherThresher on Mar 21, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My bold prediction:

Alex Stalock gets promoted and immediately turns into a 95 save % goalie and wins the Sharks the Stanley Cup in 7 games

And 1st liner Steven Zalewski scores the game winning goal off a pass from his 1st defensive pairing Kent Huskins.

by CalFaithful707 on Mar 21, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

you had me 'til the end there.

"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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by jwizzle241 on Mar 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok goodnight everyone

i’m going to drown the memory of this game by playing some borderlands.

"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.

by ZombieSkittles on Mar 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

its half a bottle of nyquil for me.

"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda

For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank

"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe

by Jay Fin Anderson on Mar 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I feel the best decision I have made in quite some time was not watching the game, and instead heading over to Sunnyvale to play some Indian Ball with my friends. And then head out to Chevy’s for some dinner. I tuned in on the radio on my drive home just as Bakes was ripping into this team for their most embarassing loss of the season (and that is saying something).

So, since I did not see the game, I cannot comment on how they looked. I can just assume it was bad. But I will say that I can’t defend them anymore. I’m not going to go all chicken little…not yet anyways (we can save that for the playoffs). But until they prove that they know how to win hockey games again, I can’t defend them anymore.

Sigh.

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott

by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 21, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t watch the game either, but it’s just too frustrating watching them play the way they are playing. Glad I saved myself the stress of watching this game, from everything i’ve heard it was bad.

by The Corv on Mar 21, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

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