Kinda OT: Dumbass roommate
by Youdamanrp on Mar 4, 2010 11:40 AM PST
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yes, YOU!! Have you ever woken up 7:30 in the morning to a man jacking off in the bed next to you?!? Have you ever had a roommate that thinks he's an informed sharks fan?? Have you ever told him how much he is not an informed fan of the Sharks?!?
...have you ever just wanted to vent awful roommate situations? Well then, this is the post for YOU!!
Well first off, let me introduce myself. I am Youdamanrp and I am a freshman at Sacramento State living in the dorms. I am an avid reader of this awesome blog and this is my first FanPost, so I apologize if this is just so wrong you don't want to read past this line.
A little background on my roommate, Tom: he has ADHD, Dyslexia, Dysmorphia, and I'm pretty sure he abuses the Special education program here (that's fucked up). We both came from San Jose and we are both (supposedly) Sharks fans, although, Tom's fanhood is questionable. He still thought Cheechoo was on the sharks until the olympic break... wow... When we aquired Heatly, I had to inform him because he was a week late on the news, the next day he gets his mom to buy him a Heatly jersey. I would then ask him what team Heatly was from... he guessed Edmonton. I told him he's from Ottowa and he says they have "sucked for the past 13 years!" 13... really? I don't know about 13... such a strange number to pull out of your ass, I'm pretty sure they went to the cup finals with the most explosive top lines in the league. He thinks Blake is awful wearing the C, and that Marleau would be "hella much better!" (notice the incorect use of "hella" and the fact that hes saying it is a mistake) if he were wearing the C because then he would shoot more... uh huh...
So as you can see he is just a dumbass. and I'm pretty sure I can't sleep with him beatin' it off 4 feet away from me at night. If any of you have some fantastic roommate stories, bad roommate stories, or even bashing my dumbass roommate, feel free to share.
Go Sharks
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Okay, welcome to FTF
But I’m sure I’m not alone in stating I’d rather see Fanposts that are a bit more Sharks savvy – and ‘OT’ or ‘Kinda OT’ be included within the…OT Thread.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Mar 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST reply actions
Bwaaahahahahah
Priceless….
"..." - unknown
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by SetoThorMarChooSki on Mar 4, 2010 12:44 PM PST reply actions
Weird fanpost?
Or weirdest fanpost?
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IMA TAKING UR BLOGZ FRUM U!!
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Fools and Sages
BTW, that was my vote as weirdest fanpost. Or series of fanposts, if you will.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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"Boys only voluntarily hug when someone scores."
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by mssjsclowie29 on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
You can get a little bit of everything on FTF. You can get Sharks discussion and analysis, you can get the head of the ugliest dog in the world photoshopped onto Corey Perry’s body (an improvement, mind you), and, shoot, you can even get stories about a roommate jerkin the gerkin a few feet away from you!
This site sure is random, sometimes.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
And Star Wars references.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 4, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
It could be worse
You could get a thread discussing some guy jerking to a picture of Perry Dog Photoshop posted on a website of Sharks analysis called “Trade Joe Thornton and Fire Doug Wilson”
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Shudders…
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Mar 4, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, I thought that was automatically the best solution to the team’s problems?
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Mar 4, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
greek mythology lessons…
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Long discussions of American coins…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Conico de Mayo.
That seems rather odd for a hockey blog…
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Roommates
I’m a senior at Penn State living in an apartment with two of my friends (also seniors).
I’m from Atlantic City but have a huge dedication to Bay Area sports, Niners, Sharks, Giants, Warriors.
One of my roommates, let’s call him Nick, and I are incredibly light sleepers who usually get woken up every time some drunk idiot decides to scream in the streets at 4am on the weekends. We’re on the 6th floor, which is good; we sleep with the window open because it gets very hot: not good because it’s usually loud.
Anyway, when we do manage to get any good sleep at all, usually we are awakened by our other roommate early in the morning, let’s call him JerThomas (no, that’s not his real name).
The worst part is that he’s one of those people who can wake up and fall back asleep instantly. So he sets his alarms (one on his phone, one on his iPod and one on his desk clock) for insanely early times. What kills us is that he wakes Nick and I up while he scrambles for each device just to hit snooze on each and repeat this process five minutes later.
This usually goes on for a good hour or until one of screams at him. To make it worse, he probably gets up about two or three hours later after his first alarm goes off. It’s basically pointless to have his alarms going off every five minutes for hours; he misses his early classes pretty much every day.
He’s also got a problem with filling our sink with dirty dishes, which we are less angered about than the clock thing. He’s a good student and good kid, it’s just that he’s got some early morning/sleep problems that make him completely incompatible with Nick and I.
Thank god for spring break this weekend, otherwise his clock may find itself taking a swam dive from a 6th-floor window into the streets.
by sju5006 on Mar 4, 2010 7:40 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I'm very sorry
But if your roommate actually has the mental conditions you listed, you should inform the RA that you cannot live with the guy. If he is truly is exploiting the special education system, you’d think he’d be able to get a single room out of it.
"A hockey arena is supposed to smell like burning flesh of dead animal carcasses, not cinnamon nuts and vegan pastry dishes." -GhostOfLinkGaetz
i know
but he didn’t tell me that, and i don’t want to move rooms because we were put in this sweet dorm (just two of us in a large triple) and a hot chick lives next door.
Both valid reasons.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Mar 4, 2010 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
Personally, I think Marleau would be "hella much better!" than Blake as captain.
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Totally is like soooooooo yesterday. Like omg.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Like, totally was early 2000s. It’s hella 2010 now! Seriously!
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Totally was way before 2000s even. Unless it made a comeback.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions
I remember it in the late 80s, or at least the early 90s. Hence the valley girl “like omg” reference that apparently no one got. That one needs to be heard to be understood though. Like, for sure.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
You mean
Like, ohemgee, I don’t even say, like, the words anymore! I just, like, totally, like, say the letters! Like!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I’m pretty sure “valspeak” paved the road for “lolspeak” which, hybridized with text lingo, is the new hotness.
Valspeak: Like, omigawd! That is soooooo rad!
Lolspeak: OMG! i can haz awsum!
Textspeak: omg, thts 2 qt!
Translation of all of the above into 19th century English:
I prithee, good sir, please strangle me about the neck posthaste and rid this mortal coil of the poison that is myself!
It all started with Shakespeare and his making words up to fit his play.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I remember back in high school we were saying “killer” alot … we were stupid … also dude alot, but I think that is still said. And I still use dude, but more now to annoy my boys – I think I told this story already, but many years back, when my oldest was around 13 maybe, we were talking about something and I said “awesome dude”. My oldest said “mom, you’re not cool enough to say awesome dude”. Well. Not only do I say awesome often, but dude as well.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Killer was my nickname as a kid
I graduated to Crusher when I got fat.
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Dude!
Dude is still so totally said.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Problem with the last name Taylor.
Your nickname will always be T-Bone. Always.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Mar 5, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
I am so now calling you T-Mack just to disprove your theory.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
That’s my dad.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Mar 6, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Blake does look like an idiot with the C
Actually, he just plain looks like an idiot.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Mar 8, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions
Maybe you should check your own fanhood...
as impressed as i am that you correctly spelled Dysmorphia and Dyslexia, I am a tad skeptical of your own fanhood if you still do not know how to correctly spell Heatley’s last name. It was not a typo because it was done multiple times. I do agree that your roomie’s lack of knowledge is a little bit more heinous than your spelling error, but I would still tone down the criticism.
hey my bad,
I quickly wrote this down in such a mad fury that I spelled HEATLEY’s name wrong. oops. But I know how strong my own fanhood is, so I thought I deserve the right to downplay those certain “fans” who put on an act in order to give the appearance that they are, in fact, smart fans of the game. That is my point in the post, not to test my fellow FTF-ers spell check.
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