A little poem I thought up while avoiding studying for my midterm

I love the San Jose Sharks, what more can I say?

They're the team most likely to win, out of any sport in the bay

My Warriors my Niners my Giants, they all seem to incessantly lose

But my San Jose Sharks, they always give me a reason to booze

We're Stanley Cup bound, its clearly in sight

Other teams beware, don't f**k with the great white

You'll lose every time, especially at the Tank

You stand no chance, your playoff hopes will be sank

When all is said and done, the Sharks will hoist the Cup

The BAY will again be champions, and that's what's up

Thank you. Now back to studying for my midterm that I'm going to fail.