Final Day Playoff Watch & Profile Picture Announcement
by Mr. Plank on Apr 11, 2010 7:45 AM PDT
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For starters, hats off to SwisherThresher for setting up a fanpost where we could comment on NHL games down the stretch that affect the Sharks.
I think the majority of us agree that avoiding Detroit is the best route to the Stanley Cup Finals-- as ievans has stated in respect to Stanley Cup Champions, "The last time any team’s come back from a first round 7 gamer was when you could purchase Hypercolor shirts, and Kris Kross would make you jump, jump." That would be the year of 1992 when Pittsburgh won their second Cup in a row.
It's safe to say a seven game series with Detroit would be a distinct possibility and probably the toughest first round draw in recent San Jose Sharks history (yes, including Anaheim). That being said, I refuse to root for them today. There is no way I send any positive energy towards that organization this close to the playoffs. Cheering for Detroit to win was grounds for capital punishment in the Middle Ages, and although society as a whole has moved away from the barbaric practices that plagued that dark time, the basis for those actions were noble and true.
Let the cards fall as they may-- hopefully they turn up something other than red.
At any rate, what we have today is a front page thread to comment on the Western Conference games of the day. My buddy Kit Perkins has been all over the various scenarios that could present themselves, and here's what he came up with last night:
* If Detroit wins, San Jose plays Colorado.
* If Detroit loses in OT and Los Angeles loses in regulation, San Jose plays Los Angeles.
* If Detroit loses in OT and Los Angeles picks up at least one point, San Jose plays Nashville.
* If Detroit loses in regulation and Los Angeles picks up at least one point, San Jose plays Detroit.
* If both Detroit and Los Angeles lose in regulation, San Jose plays Los Angeles.
The relevant games on tap for tomorrow:
Detroit @ Chicago, 12:00 PM PST
Los Angeles @ Colorado, 12:00 PM PST
By mid-afternoon you better have your game face on. Speaking of which, make the jump.
Fear The Fin has seen a lot of good luck charms in it's day, but none has proved to be more dangerous than The Palin Mask. This glorious being has a long and storied history of winning hockey games, but she's a fickle mistress-- tread lightly if you consider turning your back on her. If the Sharks find themselves at a turning point in the series, we cannot retreat. We must reload.
For anyone who plans on commenting on Fear The Fin during the playoffs, here is the plan of action.
1) Download this image to your desktop.
2) Click on your username in the upper left hand corner of your web browser and go into "Edit Profile".
3) Set the Palin mask as your avatar.
4) Feel the mojo coarse through your veins.
5) Kick a hole through your front door.
This is anything but a partisan statement-- Fear The Fin in no way endorses Sarah Palin as a politician (nor do we not endorse her). FTF is a sports blog dedicated to the San Jose Sharks, and we keep our political beliefs and practices strictly confidential. We cannot stress this enough.
But when it comes to providing mojo, Palin Mask has demonstrated an unprcedented ability to get the job done. This cannot be denied. In turn we humbly submit ourselves to you oh Palin mask, fighter of the lamestream media's preconceived notions of the San Jose Sharks, defender of liberty from the tyrannical rules of the powers that be.
Guide us to the glory land.
May your iron-will serve as lighthouse for our souls.
Go Sharks.
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Let the slaughter begin..
What shall the consequences of those who do not bow down to the palin mask?
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
not to be a downer
but i have a distinctly sinking feeling about today’s results.NO NEGATIVITY FROM ME THOUGH
I can't do the playoff beard
But I can do Sarah Palin’s mask. Wait…what?
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Pay-lin! AhhhEEEAHHHHH...
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN. AHHEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CHAMPION OF THE SUN
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions
The power of Palin Mask comepls you!
My username is an inside joke, and my avatar is super special inside mojo. Suck it.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 11, 2010 9:57 AM PDT reply actions
This is stupidly funny.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
For anyone who plans on commenting on Fear The Fin during the playoffs, here is the plan of action.
1) Download this image to your desktop.
Is this a request or mandate?
"It's a lumberjack convention out there." Drew Remenda 3/4/10
Jon Casey fan since '84
Founder of Feel the Teal.
total mandate
look at the avatars above you for reference.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Shit, man
I’m not going to carry bad things around with me.
"It's a lumberjack convention out there." Drew Remenda 3/4/10
Jon Casey fan since '84
Founder of Feel the Teal.
Go not Hawks!
I’ll be watching the Chicago game, not rooting for Detroit, but hoping Chicago loses. With any luck, I’ll have something to rub in my coworkers’ collective faces tomorrow.
This is hilarious.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
My last logo was really good luck...
But I can’t be the one not to do this. I feel so… dirty.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Apr 11, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions
This is all just a clever plan to force us to learn posters name. Devious and clever.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Somewhere, deep down. My ghetto celebrity is C-walkin'.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
Wooo
Got the Palin mask going, and I’m all ready for the final day of the regular season. I hope Fuck Detroit wins, and, if worse comes to worse, LA not getting any points. I feel so dirty.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I’m sitting here watching Boston v Caps and wishing it were a relevant game in the west.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Chicago will lose this game
The power of Palin Mask compels them.
On a semi-serious note, Detroit wants to finish 5th. They know the route to the Cup is long and winding, and they don’t want to have to play all their series on the road. Finishing 5th give them the best shot at getting at least one series at home. And given their prowess in the faceoff circle and what a deadly puck possession team they are, home ice is very very important for them. That and Chicago is a division rival. You think there’s any chance we’d ever tank again against Anaheim, LA, Dallas or Phoenix INTENTIONALLY?
Both teams have things to play for, so I look for it to be a huge game.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Plus, their home arena is the Joe. You can’t beat them in the Joe – the refs won’t allow it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I just hope neither Phoenix or an Jose gets stcuk with Detroit.
No, wait. I WANT THEM BOTH TO FACE DETROIT, SEND THEM HOME IN THE FIRST ROUND FULL OF SHAME
PAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions
And done.
This is good cause I needed something to replace the beard. I hate myself for rooting for Fuck Detroit today, but it has to be done.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Proud member of the "Keep Marleau Forever" Club
ugh! you guys … I think I’ve said this before (damn well know I have) … but no such thing as jinxes, mojo, etc etc
and then there is my whole “hate following the crowd” thing
but fine. ugh!! goodness knows I don’t want to be the subject of a witch hunt should something go wrong (as unlikely as is the case cause Sharks rock!)
GO SHARKS!
(changing after this post)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions
and done …
please Hawks lose!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't think of it as mojo then
Think of it as fan solidarity!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I never noticed how dependent I was on identifying people by their avatar.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Really? I found that I rarely use avatars to identify people – just screen names and sigs.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I keep looking at the avatars in this thread! I guess in a normal thread I would look at the avatar then screen name right after. This costs me about half a second… darn.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdAvjnk3wT0&playnext_from=TL&videos=hi6oFOA-t70
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
NICE TRAIN!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
No clue why, but i must agree
that’s a damn spiffy train. hahahahahaha
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve had avatars turned off since they went to SBN 2.0. I imagine this thread looks pretty funny with them turned on (TWSS).
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Yeah, it looks pretty funny.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Nice
I actually turned avatars back on just because of this. It’s glorious.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
If we really want to Palinize FTF, someone’s gotta change Conico’s avatar at the bottom of the page.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I infinitely prefer Doug Murray to Palin, but if this is what has to be done…
I’d also just like to thank everyone on fearthefin; i’ve only got into hockey in the last couple of years (im british with no links to the game) and the site has really helped to make me feel like a proper fan and knowlegable about the game. So thanks, i havent posted much in the past because i didnt feel intellectually qualified, but i figured its about time that i started to make a fool out of myself.
GO SHARKS
We like blokes like you,
We are your 24/7 info desk. Just don’t ask us jack shit about soccer/football/futbal. That’s when we get lost.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
What a summer this is going to be
Right when I go into hockey withdrawal, it’s WORLD CUP TIME.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I was planning to grow a playoff “beard” but i’ve realized i’d be forced to shave for graduation in May and that would in some way jinx the playoff run (i think i’ve over thought this).
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
My Murray avatar is willing to take this for the team...
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
by MiniMiteMom on Apr 11, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s great isn’t it? Slowly infiltrating the place…
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Working slowly to make Britain a great hockey nation…
Speaking of which, did you catch the British Playoffs the other week? Painful stuff, especially watching it won on a shootout.
Nope, must admit I’m not that clued up on hockey matters this side of the pond. Should really go to an Invicta Dynamos game up the road at some point.
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
I was looking for top/Bottom
But that’s fine that you want to be so specfic
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Well
I guess I don’t have much of a choice on this avatar thing, now do I?
I’m not growing a playoff beard though.
This tradeoff
is acceptable!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I FEEL A SONG COMING ON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRjnLdilsLE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
As to the words in Plank's article... I say instead of worrying where the cards fall
Let the cards fall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSowiYentA
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
laugh out loud @ Plank’s ode to the Palin mask, esp the “lamestream media” crack
Go Sharks!…. err… Red Wings? o_O
yes. Can't believe Plank started all this drama.
xD
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t believe he’s backing up the Palin mask.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The Palin Mask is powerful…we must embrace the mojo, not shun it!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No shunning here lol. I just thought Plank wasn’t into the Palin mask.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
PLANK DOESNT LIKE TO LOSE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
rofl
true
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the hawks/wing game on a stream anywhere?
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
yeah was hoping to see that one too …. but they have Rangers / Flyers game on .. haven’t looked for a stream yet
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
found one...
http://www.justin.tv/justin_sports2
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
by MiniMiteMom on Apr 11, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't he?
He’s very very chatty, too.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
atdhe.net is pretty religious about finding feeds.
just throwing that out.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SNAP
Philly is busting GOD BLESS AMERICA! Ultimate good luck charm!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
47 Palin masks by noon.
I expect this to triple.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
Shelley scores again!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
Shelley is my hero.
Also, I hate to say it for Philly, but when you are letting Jody Shelley score goals in back to back games, you don’t deserve to be in the playoffs!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
JODY SHELLEY HAS SCORED. AGAIN!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
JODY FUCKING SHELLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Glad to see he's doint well
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
This. Is. AWESOME!
Love the ridiculous line of avatars. I feel the mojo corsing through my veins! GO SHARKS!!!!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
this must be what Real America feels like. I’ve missed so much living in the Bay :’(
by JamesGotALeg on Apr 11, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You win this time Palin Mask
Someday my good luck dinners will stomp you out though! Watch your back, or, um, whatever the back of a mask is!
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
I WILL FIGHT YOU
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
BRING IT!
Lol, man someday I want to go down to the bay and serve up people a “soul of the enemy” dinner. Can the Palin mask do that?! NO! lol wassup man I wasn’t on last night and actually ran to the bar inside the restaurant i was in to watch the SO.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Get to changing that avatar Missy
unless you feel like being the reason the Sharks lost on an own goal in game 7
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Change your picture non-believer!
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I CONFORM!!!!
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
I had to ask my husband if it was okay to put the palin picture on his laptop since it’s a work computer.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re proud of you ;-)
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yay! I’m all for the mojo, even the Palin mask.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
free food?
if it’s meat and cheese, i’ll fuckin surrender.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Depending on who we play
There could be meat and cheese, heck I have a fondue pot and i’m pretty bomb at making fondue.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
fondue and crotchless panties
your husband should og on here as ’Captain Awesome".
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
*log
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm telling
and i’m sure he would think the same thing lol. DUDE he shaved his freaking face. I knew it was coming but damn it’s a shocker.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
we have a heathen in our midsts...
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Clank
The Flyers just can’t catch a break.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
how different is our attitude toward the red wings
if the team doesn’t give up that goal with 33 seconds left and ends up winning that series? That would give us a 2-1 record against them all time in the playoffs. Just saying, i wonder how much it would affect the way we see that team as fans.
The glories of the internet
I have my TV split between 2 atdhe.net feeds: Hawks/Wings and Rangers/Flyers.
Side note. I love Jody Shelley so much, but am I the only one rooting for the Rangers to lose this game?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Nah, I’m rooting for the Rangers to lose too. But I really can’t cheer against Shelley goals. He truly is a beast.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Rangers to win solely because I want Jody Shelley to make it to the playoffs.
Drew: Fill in the blank: "When I'm on the ice with Douglas Murray, I..."
Nabby: Poop yourself.
And eliminate the Capitals on an OT goal in game 7.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Boooo! I fully intend on the Sharks and Caps meeting again this season…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
me too!!!
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
by MiniMiteMom on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOO CHICAGO!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
just saw it.. boooo. At least Colorado is beating LA at the moment
by JamesGotALeg on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Just Boo Chicago. Ignore who they are playing…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Your second line is unnecessary
The first is all you need.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
You want both teams to lose.
Just Detoilet a little less.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
i feel like i’m watching this chicago-detroit game with more emotions and anticipation than any sharks game this year =/
There is no one wearing teal in that game
You are not actually emotionally tied to it.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
They don't really deserve any
Given that Sean Avery is injured and not playing, I feel okay with them winning this game.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
lol
like avery’s a good hockey player.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
True
My hate for Sean Avery MIGHT be greater than my hate for Chris Pronger
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Every-time I here Pronger’s name I feel the need to boo, and thus I have even more incentive to root for the Rangers.
If the Flyers lose, Pronger will miss the playoffs for the first time since 1995.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks fans
You should drop to your knees and thank God CSN doesn’t have Amy Gutierrez doing the player interviews like she does for the Giants. She is such a putz.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I've found something I can root FOR today
Jody Shelley getting a Gordie Howe Hattrick
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Wow, my feed is almost a full 2 minutes behind yours, but yeah
GOAL! BOO CHICAGO!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Naw, it's all good
I’m splitting my attention between that and NY/PHI
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
My feed is behind too…so i kinda like it. Let’s me pull it up on my screen and watch the play! That way I don’t actually have to watch the whole game…which makes me feel dirty.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Just use what you need and move on
How Tiger Woods approaches life
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Tiger Woods would have been my hero if he had rolled up to the Masters with a bimbo under each arm and wearing some bling and baggy jeans and shit. Just played it up and make a huge joke out of the whole thing. He ruined that chance for me to have a good chuckle…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
There is always reason to chuckle at Tiger Woods.
Scandal aside, any man who takes golf that seriously is a joke.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Scandal aside, any man whotakesmakes that much fucking money off golfthat seriouslyis ajokeamerican hero.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
LOL
touche
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
ewww dirty
yeah i’m definitely taking a shower after this
by a10dency2ask on Apr 11, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Better idea
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Hahahaha, Chicago’s goaltending is a joke…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Heckuva scrap right now between Voros and LaPierre
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Sorry, LaPerierre
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I believe the correct grammar is:
Chicago got scored on
We have no need to acknowledge any team that may or may not be playing them
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
+1
F them both
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Just, you know
Reserve the ass w/o lube for Chicago
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
after looking at these avatars, what i've been saying since the first part of the season is proven right
ang6666 – hater of the year.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:14 PM PDT reply actions
I thought she did change her avatar?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
and even if I hadn’t, name calling?? … really??
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
*Gives Angie a hug.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
a hug isn’t what I need … telling that loser what a fucking jackass he is would suit me better … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we compromise
And say we love you instead?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
the guy was being a damn prick … again … calling me out for no reason like that … hater of the year? … do you call that a joke??
solidarity my ass
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well yes
But we sorta expect no less. Sometimes, you ignore the flak in threads and move on to the srs bsns of watching hockey.
And sometimes you bust heads if someone crosses the line. So, I think you’re fine either way.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
temper temper.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno…when I read his comment, I took it as him being completely tongue in cheek. I don’t presume to put meaning into anyone’s words, but at least in my interpretation, it seemed more like a joke than anything…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
I thought he was just being sarcastic.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I likely agree
But sarcasm CAN go to far
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
It’s been a running animosity for a while
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Like I said
I ignore most of it
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
and if you notice … I ignore him unless he starts shit … which he did, again!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
DUDE
WE’VE GOT THE GODDAMN BATMAN ON OUR SIDE!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
sigh…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh the Tumbler?
You wouldn’t be interested in that…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
omg!
Ang that batman avatar is awesome.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LMAO
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
you sir, are spot on.
but once someone squirms, it’s easy to forget that at one point in time, the tables were indeed turned.
My comments are harmless at this point, and I could be a lot worse Lord knows, most regulars here know I could be a lot worse.. It’s the reaction that’s money. And my satisfaction only amplifies the anger.
I don’t know what to tell you. IMO, I finished first in my division on the last day of the season. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I did forget that
GO SHARKS
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
onetwothreefour HIGHFIVE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
excuse me?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
*cracks knuckles.
Welcome to the dark side.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
explain your comment …calling me out like that was a cheapshot … and uncalled for
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It was called for. And no, it wasn't a cheapshot.
But out of respect for my elders, I won’t turn this into a sh*tting contest.
I don’t need to, anyways. All i got is ’Gotcha". xD
Go Sharks.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd expect no less, darlin'.
; )
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
This is awkward
/starts running away…………
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You only made it more awkward by commenting.
Yeah I’m not helping either.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
You hurt Angie’s feelings, so NOW APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
As much as I love Shelley, I'm glad he got traded to the Rangers
He wasn’t going to get the same opportunity with the Sharks as he is with the Rangers. The Rangers aren’t as deep as the Sharks, so he’ll likely get playoff time with them (especially with his clutch heroics he’s showed the past two games). Plus, it seems like most of the fans want to re-sign him, while we were probably going to cut ties after this season for cap space.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Stupid logic…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s much better to blindly miss him and fully believe he wouldda scored a hat trick a game for us in the playoffs!!!!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, this
Class move by Doug Wilson to send him somewhere rather than waive him or buy him out. Unfortunately for him, if Glen Sather has anything to say about it, he’ll give Jody $1.2M/yr for 3 years and fans will start calling for Jody’s head after Mad Slats when he only produces at the level of a $750K man.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
10-1 .
and the one was once the stupid hippies came in crying about their love for Obama, even though it had nothing to do witht he awesomeness that is palin mask.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I do believe the line was quite simply
“I don’t believe in the Palin mask” and “F*** the Palin Mask”
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Oh, the humanity!!!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
*covers eyes*
I’ll pretend I didn’t just read that
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Well, who was it, Elvis?
Someone brought Palin Mask back prematurely, without authorization.
And she’s been undefeated since. Jus’ sayin’.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
Me, though Plank thought it was a good idea.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Plank seems to be a sage of sorts.
Sorry for all the whiny emails you probably received today, plizzy. lolz
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You remind me of Little Sieve on WTC… I mean that in a good way, that guy cracked me up.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
i got nothin
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If/when the Sharks ride the Palin Mask mojo to the championship will the Palin mask be the new FeartheFin logo?
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
You gotta be careful with Palin Mask
It’ll look like it’s going strong, and then, out of the blue, it’ll quit with no explaination.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
PALIN MASK IS WEAKENED BY BLEEDING HEARTS AND NOTHING ELSE
PALIN MASK FLOURISHES ON THE PAIN OF OTHERS, NO MATTER HOW ’NICE"
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
if i have anything to say about it, I'll be on Planks's doorstep wearing one of these:
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
/Plank runs in fear.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Such is a contraption is no match
for Dr Buck Longhorn IV
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
A CONTRAPTION ON THE GHOST OF LINK GAETZ HAS THE POWER OF THE GLOW
SHO’NUFF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnsg0jDbHk4
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Plank will be sporting Dan Boyle
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
where does his hand go?
pictures show where mine’ll be, and that seems much more sanitary.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF is up with the guy running the Detroit/Chicago stream? Why does he keep talking? And playing crappy music?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Justin TV
It’s a bit different than regular TV
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
This is the only streamer I’ve found that does this, though. Someone wants attention.
And right now, he’s playing this Canadian rap song thing. Sooo bad.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Really?
Seemingly anytime I watch a JustinTV stream, the guy does something during commercials.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I guess I’ve been pretty lucky. But this guy keeps talking during the game as well, calling out “haters” and whatnot. It feels like I’m listening to an audio version of a Livejournal or something.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh, and he’s making fun of a little girl for missing the net/not shooting it hard enough to get to the net in one of those center ice shootout things. Seriously, dude?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You haven’t put it on mute yet?
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I tend to just listen to feeds more than watching them, so I can’t mute it or else I’ll miss something.
Oh well. Making fun of this guy is fun.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ah, yeah, gotcha.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Huzzah for ADD!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Yeah, I just turned the bloody thing off.
That music and talking is not what I need today.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
The world is full of jackasses
Get yourself a bubble. It’s much nicer in one.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Haha, yeah, its Justin TV. I usually use his feeds on mute. Sometimes he’ll flip between games during intermissions, or spend half the time on one team’s feed, and half the time on the other team’s feed. It’s…different.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
he's not boring
that’s for sure. He’s just background noise though, really. Much like the game. I’m only half watching/listening.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
could be worse
could be nads on chatroulette
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I have the game on mute, and am just pulling it up to check the score now and then. I’m mostly watching The Masters. I’ve been trying to watch Flyers-Rangers…but its just been dreadfully boring.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Quality of play in the 2 games is striking
CHI/DET so much faster, more entertaining
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
That’s because the East is a joke…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think someone forgot to tell the Flyers
That you’re supposed to score goals in hockey.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Fuck you Pronger
Leave Shelley alone.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
“HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE JUPITER JACK!”
Sigh, I miss Mr. Mays…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
Me too.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
He died on my birthday…
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Um
Happy Birthday?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I was expecting something like that
A lot of celebrities died around my birthday time including Michael Jackson. After Billy died we went on a billy Mays spree and basically trolled ourselves over here with his sayings.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! You don’t need a cabinet full of cleaners!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Rofl!
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WHATS YOUR FACEBOOK
I HAVE AN ETSY SELLER YOUR HUSBAND WILL THANK ME FOR
lol. I kid,
Sorta.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah…woah…woah, what are you trying to say here?
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
I KNOW WHERE TO GET CUSTOM SNAKERS YOU PERVE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
What in the hell is a custom Snaker? You can build a custom lifeform that specializes in killing snakes?
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
BEND OVER
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh…THAT kind of snaker…and you’re calling ME the perv!!!!! Aren’t those used for toilets? Yuk!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
depends what you're into
x D
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
wow this one got odd
really quick.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Why must MSG continue showing delicious grilled meat?
It’s making me hungry…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
When can we change our avatar’s?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
whenever you want
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonder when plank will start banning Palin Mask haters
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Plank's not a hater
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Didn't say he was?
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Nevermind...
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Careful, Corv…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
scroll up dude … I had it … I changed it … which clearly proves I’m no hater … just not going to be a damn follower of those who stand by and let someone be … well whatever …
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually.
You’ve cemented yourself as quite the opposite. If the Sharks lose, it’s all your fault.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ha! and if you believe that bs, you are a fool … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Not so tough when people don't bow to your whims, eh?
nananananananananananananannaa BATMAN!
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Again … fuck you!
People have never bowed to me, nor do I ever wish them to.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
In June, hopefully…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, nice, I’ll flip over…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooo, American Hero Brian Rafalski…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess so
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It's having to possibly not desire unfavorable outcomes for other teams
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I’ll accept this explanation.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the rain … but let’s see how you like it when you are bullied and people stand around and expect you to take it … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You had no problem being the antagonist during the season, Miz Ang.
The martyr role doesn’t suit you, whatsoever.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, guys
take it to email. I really doubt anyone wants to read your arguments, valid or not. Thank you.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Gray … he starts shit all the time and I’m suppose to ignore it and not react … that’s bs … and I’m not sharing my email space with a prick like that … there was no reason for his comment. I had every right to defend myself. If people don’t want to see that, I’m just fine with leaving.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think any of us want to see you leave
You’re part of this community. But at the end of the day, you have to do what you feel is best, so, whatever that is, go for it, and we are good with that.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
na na na na ! hey hey hey!
fill in the blanks.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Good poop, Ang. I’m not saying don’t defend yourself, I’m just saying, if you guys want to argue FINE, do it privately.
It’s a common message board request, I promise. It’s not about free speech or anything ridiculous, it’s just sometimes people say stupid shit when they get mad, and it’s nicer if they do it in private so some jackass who wasn’t even involved doesn’t hold it against them later. At least, that’s how I always was taught to see it when I was a mod elsewhere.
Not saying leave either. oy vey.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I don’t say jackshit to you until you start bs … in fact, I ignore your idiotic comments until you call me out … so stop with your bs already
and antagonist? ha! I think I’ve been more positive about the team’s chances than most everyone who finds every reason that they won’t make it deep into the playoffs
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
has nothing to do with the Sharks.
has everything to do with the community not conforming to your personal standards of etiquette.
Shame on you. You’re officially on the Schinde.
And yes, you’ve constantly targeted me throughout the season, so a good razzing shouldn’t have any effect on you unless your personal agenda dictates otherwise.
You’ve been Palin Mask’d. Suck it up and move on.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ok i have no idea what is going on
but enough of all this name calling. can you guys strike a truce!?
by a10dency2ask on Apr 11, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i was just giving back to what's been given to me all year.
I guess I take hating in stride a little better. Sucks being in front of the barrel of a gun, but watching the role reversal was fun. I’m done. Let her lambast me ‘til the cows come home. As it was stated earlier, this has been a long time coming. I’ve been in numerous game threads, and everyone can deal with my spontaneous nature…..EXCEPT for ang6666, who felt it necessary to lambast me and try and cut me down as a means to fit her expectations.
Guess I don’t fly straight enough for her liking. I’m fne with that. But boy, it sure felt good to turn the tables on the torment she put me through. Call me what you want, but I found this to be a harmless exercise in emotionless retribution.
Might as well get it outta the way before the playoffs.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
*holds up heavyweight belt
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Imitating Tie Domi?
I suppose that it’s just about right….
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
you're right.
maybe i should switch it to he million dollar belt.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone has a price
AND YOU WILL BE BOUGHT!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
What can I say?
I’m money.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Patrik Kane pushing people is adorable
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
not Chicago!!
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Woooo
Not Chicago
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Still 1-0 Colorado I believe…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what NHL.com says.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Woooo Chicago is scored on!
Now, WTF is with the banjo?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
haha
I turned the stream on so i know what you’re talking about now
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
this guy...
… must be really really really really really lonely. i am thoroughly creeped out. i would mute, but i’m only half-watching the game so i need the sound.
try the radio feed for either team
No banjos I’d imagine
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
It can be when played well
What it has to do with hockey games, I’m less certain of.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
based on earlier context he does the banjo any time the opposing team scores. This is like, his thing. That and banning like, everyone.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
so it would seem. He’s very keen on defending his musical choices.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
The chicago game is playing out beautifully
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Chicago’s opponent must be scared of the possibility of facing the SHARKS in the first round.
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
I like this post
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Someone was parked in front of the Chicago goal
And Chicago got scored on. Interesting concept…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
we did try that last night
and it worked but was called interference and waved off.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
that’s cause refs hate the Sharks
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Screening the goaltender
We’re doing it wrong…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
it didn't work that one time...
but it usually works. which is just one of 130972089798607097 reasons why logan couture is amazing.
Flyers tie it up
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
From Matt Carle too
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
GOAL PHILLY!
TIE GAME!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
The Flyers have some jump, now! Almost scored again!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I just woke up
(in Japan). Or am I still dreaming? Jody Shelley scored AGAIN?!! wth!!
Go Detroit!
by ToddMclellan'shair on Apr 11, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
BLASPHEMY
BOO CHICAGO! NOTHING MORE!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Oiy the D word
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Kicked in…IMO.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That last replay seems to indicate the Detroit player had it go in off his skate.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Hmmmmm…well, either way, it stands. Fuck both of these teams…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Just Chicago more...
…today…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Can't see a distinct kicking motion
Probably has to stand
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Noooooooo
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Hopefully it’s waved off.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh god, we get to hear his thoughts on the goal… and him swearing. A lot.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
he’s a Wing fan
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Is he also a tin foil hat wearer?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Yes
At one point he said, “The NHL just doesn’t let us score goals!”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
God bless the tin foil hat wearers
They remind us you don’t have to be a Sharks fan to have hockey drive you insane. Even Cup winning teams can have chicken littles!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
...Really?
The Detroit ones just piss me off. I mean, I know we have the running joke about the NHL rule against shutouts, but at least we treat that as a joke. They legit think that the NHL has a huge conspiracy against them, despite their massive PP advantage in the Joe and generally getting good breaks all the time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
They'd piss me off if I gave a crap about them
Their team has Cups. Their argument is invalid.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
it’s a distinct possibility
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Not Chicago.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
he likes to swear
and say bewbies.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
We have a lot in common
Scary…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
one of the few times
I’ve honestly heard it pronounced as “bewbies” in a non sarcastic manner.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
16
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Over 5
Under 75
Jackassness comes in all vintages. I should know. I’ve proudly been practicing mine for 27 years now!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Well, these two games have been dragging for a bit. They've both got some jump now
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
man, he got old, didn’t he?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
they’re strange. it’s just him stumbling over his words
by a10dency2ask on Apr 11, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s slowly transforming from a good day to a horrible day.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I like what I’m seeing from the Wings though… I think they could take it to OT with the way they’re holding onto the puck right now
by JamesGotALeg on Apr 11, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
D... any or all of the above
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
From the flyers-rangers game: dear announcer, you're an idiot
Re:lunqvist, “Even the flyers fans are cheering that, that’s how good it was.”
No, no they’re not.
so that means
it’s nashville, colorado, or not chicago?
by a10dency2ask on Apr 11, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If Detroit loses in OT and Los Angeles picks up at least one point, San Jose plays Nashville.
that’s what it says up there
by a10dency2ask on Apr 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
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Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends? LALALALALALA
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
It's mostly because
I hate everyone
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Jackass…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ElvisVF101: The TRUE Hater of the year. haha
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
oh no
not that again.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
hes got a palin mask
/void/
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMGCONSPIRACY!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
D:
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Dear Wings,
this is like the ONE game this regular season I want you to win. This tie isn’t helping that cause. And now with the Hawks on the PP? bboouurrrnnsssss. Please fix. TY
-Gray
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
YOU DON'T WANT DETROIT TO WIN
YOU WANT CHICAGO TO LOSE!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
however it has to be said
it just needs to happen!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I just want OT right now. That means no Detroit.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
My feed just gave out? Come on and lose chicago.
It's not that I don't enjoy our nights together." -Drew on rooming with Randy
mine too
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I think we’re all watching the same feed, because mine cut out as well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JODY SHELLEY
With a beastley backhand forehand deke! Almost won it for the Rangers.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
And the feed dies.
Nice.
Maybe for the best for our health.
if anyone is watching on TV, please keep us posted.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
ATTENTION ALL
Just please stop the bickering.
Ghost, you’re instigating Ang right now, “Na na na na” was uncalled for. If she wronged you in the past, please ignore it.
Ang, if Ghost bothers you, please just ignore him. Coming back at him and saying “fuck you” was uncalled for.
Keep personal attacks out of this. The playoffs are stressful enough as is, and I’m not going to tolerate personal squabbles during the playoffs. I’ve banned exactly two people in my time as admin (one dude who posted Nazi symbols, another who was was trolling readers to no end), but I’m taking a hard line this year.
No personal attacks. Be the bigger person.
Peace.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
The Blogfather has spoken!!!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Plank
We really appreciate the job you and TCY do all year. The occasional tangents aside, FTF is by far one of the most civil places on the internet because of the quality of people who regularly contribute. Thanks for keeping the site strong.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Eh, I made my point.
For a season of suffering that I’ve been subjected to, it was fantastic to turn the tables for a few hours.
Sure sucks when people aren’t nice to you, kids. And it sucks even worse when people won’t succumb to your whims. Now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
DAAAAAAAANGER ZONE.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
You can always be my wingman, Maverick.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit, you can be mine! *flashes super gay look and smile
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You like beach volleyball?
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
;)
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I got nothin'
No snappy comebacks. We’re treading into unknown territory after that. hahahahahahahaha
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, probably best to just move on…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Do Sharks fans know how to move on?
I’m pretty sure I’m still bitter about the Toronto series…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
i cant say nothing
my easy answer would relase the Batman.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The Victim Card
It doesn’t go well with the jump suit
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
hope youre not referring to me
victims lose. xD
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep those jumpsuits
are just too darn stylish, no one can believe you are truly suffering.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Just don't want you ruining the amazing synergy of the jumpsuit, the pigtails and the mask
Consider it a friendly warning
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Oy.
Your vote fot the victim card has been blindly confused. Jesus Christ.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I think my heart just gave out
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
Nashville or Colorado
That’s what it means. Detroit getting a point means they’re guaranteed at least 6th seed.
I think now it's just a matter of whether we are 1 or 2 seed!
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
YESSSSS NOT DETROIT!!! HELL YEAH!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Nashville or Colorado.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
ok, that’s what I thought.
Depending on the outcome.
I think I want DET to win now. The higher they climb, the better.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
So help me get this right.
Does that means we get to either face NSH or COL?
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
this game has to be finished. it matters if we’re 1st or 2nd :)
by JamesGotALeg on Apr 11, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
if chicago wins, we face nashville, if detroit wins, we face colorado. THAT’s ALL THE OPTIONS!!!
by a10dency2ask on Apr 11, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot about my hypothetical limitless meteor supply. That’s another option, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Colorado, in a heartbeat. But I’ll take either. 2 best options, IMO.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say debatable
colorado gives us a bigger chance of sicking detroit on chicago in round 2. Nashville’s the harder opponent
I’m concerned about Colorado forwards. But I’d still pick them.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
God bless America!
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
So with CHI/DET going to overtime, I really need to get this out of my system
F*** DETROIT! DETROIT SUCKS! BOO RED WINGS. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Go Not Detroit!
I will now wash my mouth out.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
omg omg omg omg omg
No Detroit! Now do we want the first or second seed?
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
First
More Home Ice is better than less Home Ice
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Plus more games for us to potentially go to!
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
1st seed is always better.
It also means Detroit will climb higher and we may avoid them till Conf final.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Plus, we’ll get another “Western Conference Regular Season Champions” banner. And I know how popular that was.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GOD YES!
Another one, please!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it….>>
I’m like the only one, but I just want MOAR BANNERS!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I honestly had no problem with it, because there is a precedent for it. And plus, this year we don’t have the President’s Trophy, so it’s less redundant.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I had a problem with it
Because anything that seemed like a celebration of last season was vomit inducing
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I’m with you Gray. I think it’s hilareous and unnecessary…but its OURS!!!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Second round
First seed=winner of PHX vs LA.
Second seed= winner of VAN vs DET
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
OT in Philly
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OT in Philly as well
I’m going to go to that stream full time as DET/CHI isn’t back yet. And that one has greater consequences overall.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
newp
I’m looking for a new one
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Please share if you find one
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
no luck
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
With LA winning…7 of the 8 playoff teams in the West have 100+ points. Just insane…
Also, if Detroit loses, we’ll have LA vs. Pheonix in the first round (I think). That would be pretty epic.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
Divisional series AND the 4-5
What a freaking epic option
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
as opposed to the 4/8 teams in the East with 100+ points (assuming Penguins win)
times like these i really resent the east coast bias.
wait it was brad stuart. still lookin out for us!
by a10dency2ask on Apr 11, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
HELLL YEASSSSS
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn when 6 sharks were in the sin bin vs the Canucks 4/8/2010
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Detroit Wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
1st PLACE!!!
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
Sarah Palin is a god...
no, THE God
by JamesGotALeg on Apr 11, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
was Boyle god
or patty? Now I need to check. Oh look, we have a handy thread where I can do just that!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Patty is Uber God, Thornton is God, Stalock is God, Boyle is Jesus, and Vlasic is Twelve.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I remembered Vlasic is 12, but for some strange reason I have issues keeping this pantheon straight. I think Boyle’s abs are distracting me.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I don’t know why I have that memorized, but I do.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You're a hockey fan
You don’t ask questions about these things
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
it's that picture Boyle took
I don’t think i’ll ever forget that picture.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
RECD FOR TRUTH
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
BEST IN THE WEST!
Doctor: We can preform the operation for you. It greatly increase your brain power. Or it may kill you.
Homer: Hmm, increase my killing power, eh? I'll do it!
WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
also agreed.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE IS NO CALL FOR THAT!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Bring on Colorado
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m excited for the series. Should be a lot of goals both ways.
Of all the Western teams, Colorado is the only one I have not yet seen in person. That’ll change.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
One third of Joe Thornton, right there.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Is he the half that loves wooly mammoths?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Congratulations to Team Teal on another Conference Championship
Time to forget it and think about 16 wins
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
and it’s Phoenix – Detroit. Good that at least one of those two will get the boot.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Phoenix has played Detroit really well this season. They could beat em!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
one game aside, you are correct.
should be a gritty series, nonetheless. hard to pick.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
When does the Playoffs start?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
As early as Wednesday I do believe
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
There is no call for dancing gifs
Team Teal did not play today. Nothing else is worthy of a dancing gif
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Sharks are Conference Champions! Dance!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This one is my favorite. Well done.
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite dancing gif! :D
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Need Veetle But
For those that want to watch the finish of the Rangers Philly game.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
The atdhe feed of NY/PHI is a non Veetle feed
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
WooHoo!
Best….case….scenario…
We just traded who for who?!
Ugh
A shootout will determine the 8th seed in the East.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Seems fitting. The joke of a conference’s joke of a last playoff spot will be determined by a joke of an idea to decide games!
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Shootout in Philly
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
shootout in philly
Which is kind of a bummer. That game was too awesome to come down to the shootout…
Jody Shelley
needs his shot. DO IT TORTS!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
Put Shelley in the SO
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I predict it will go 7 rounds
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Sick hands by Briere
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
BOUCHER!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BOOOOOOOOSH
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
BOUCH SAVES THE SEASON FOR PHILLY!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Go water boy!!!!!!!
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
BOUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Boooooo :(
Drew: Fill in the blank: "When I'm on the ice with Douglas Murray, I..."
Nabby: Poop yourself.
Booooooch :)
FIFY
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
BOOOOOSH!
He just save the Flyers’ season. He must be so happy.
Aww, but poor Shelley. Conflicted mymclife is conflicted :/
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm flying THROUGH Denver on Monday, 4/21 and Wednesday, 4/23
I’ll be sure to wear Teal at the airport!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Why wasn’t Gaborik a part of the Rangers shootout?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
better question
why didnt they use shelley
Sidney Crosby is my Cousin
by SeanCrosby87 on Apr 11, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine if our playoff chances were decided in a shoot out.
I would go crazy
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I will say it right now
If the Sharls win the Cup, Palin Mask will be tattooed on me.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
I’m holding you to that…
I am in awe of the Power of the Palin Mask Mojo...
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there
Misspelling Sharks, so technically you didn’t make the bet in he first place.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
thats why i edited it.
I’ll bring Plank with me for verification. I’ll bring Conico de monacco.
I have one goal in mind, and that is the Stanley Cup in San Jose.
Even working and watching the Yotes, I hope they decimate Detroit. I’d hope you can agree that we all hate Detroit.
After that, I want blood. And I want tattoos. Period.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i can do the tattoo
That one would be a fun one to do.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Bring him out to the Bay Area, and it can be the pregame celebration for the FTF Night at the Tank Sequel.
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
the Sharks, too.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
hey-o palin mask is awesome. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Not only that
You get credit as the first one to do the switch!
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
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