2010 NHL Playoff Preview: San Jose Sharks vs. Colorado Avalanche
Heading into the final day of the regular season the San Jose Sharks had four potential opponents they could play in the first round of the NHL playoffs. And while no series is safe in the volatile Western Conference where first round upsets are as common as a Mike Ricci jersey at HP Pavilion (or the Pepsi Center for that matter), drawing the Avalanche is the best possible outcome the organization could have hoped for.
Since the NHL lockout in 2004-2005 San Jose hasn't had it easy in the first round-- although some may remember the Predators as a pushover due to a pair of 4-1 series victories, those were good teams on paper. Tomas Vokoun's injury in 2006 cost them dearly as they were forced to start an untested Chris Mason, and the 2007 season returned a nearly identical team that couldn't manage to buy a break despite logging their second straight 100 point year.
Calgary in 2008 was a gritty team who has always had a bitter rivalry with San Jose, and the Flames were able to claw and grind their way to a seven game series that ended with fireworks courtesy of Jeremy Roenick. The elongated time it took to dispatch the Flames took a fair amount out of the team's energy stockpile, and after San Jose dug themselves into a 3-0 hole to start their second round series against Dallas, there was little hope of staging a comeback.
And then there was Anaheim.
With the Avalanche struggling down the stretch (7-13 since the Olympics in non-shootout games), and the Sharks managing to put the pieces together since their dismal six game losing streak that ended with a win over the Minnesota Wild on March 23rd, the stars have shined on San Jose for the first time in a good while when it comes to the strength of a first round opponent.
Forwards

Make no mistake, despite the untested youth found on the Avalanche roster, they possess a fair amount of weapons at their disposal. The one aspect of Colorado's game that can hurt the Sharks is their team speed-- they are an extremely dangerous team in transition, and San Jose's blueline has consistently struggled with nullifying that aspect of Colorado's game throughout the season.
In terms of notables, Paul Stastny is the engine that drives the Colorado offense. He has good vision and a knack for playmaking, and is able to chip in the odd goal from time to time. Think Joe Thornton without the size. San Jose Sharks head coach Todd McLellan will hard match Marc-Edouard Vlasic against Stastny's line for every single game at HP Pavilion. Chris Stewart is an excellent power forward who protects the puck very well below the circles and has good amount scoring touch in close. Think Ryane Clowe with better skating ability.
Matt Duchene is one of my favorite young players to watch, and despite nearly being forced to think poorly of him for the next two weeks, you can't help but love watching this kid play. He's fast and able to stretch defenses, carries the puck well, and has a knack for playmaking as well as goal scoring.
Milan Hejduk has struggled with inconsistency and injuries throughout his career, but has a wealth of goal-scoring ability. He has a dangerous wrist shot that can get hot in a seven game series. Peter Mueller has lit the world on fire since being traded from the Phoenix Coyotes at the trade deadline, and found himself right at home with the young locker room.
What Colorado lacks is a premier goal-scoring forward. San Jose's top line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton, and Patrick Marleau contains two guys who can score at will, nestled in between a world-class playmaker. These assets eclipse anything Colorado will be able to throw the Sharks way during the next seven games. The Sharks secondary scoring has also begun to blossom, with Logan Couture, Manny Malhotra, Torrey Mitchell, and Jamie McGinn beginning to get hot at the right time.
The Sharks should win this battle every time.
Edge: San Jose
Defense

The blueline is the Achilles heel of San Jose, and has been for some time-- the good news is that Colorado has many of the same issues. Both units bleed shots against, with San Jose averaging 31.4 shots against during the year (20th) and Colorado averaging 32.1 (25th).
A defenseman who is going to give San Jose the most trouble this series will be one familiar to the organization. Joe Thornton will see a healthy dose of Scott Hannan on nearly every shift he takes, and whether or not Hannan can shut down the Sharks top line will play a big role in evening the playing field in terms of forward depth. This is the one matchup Colorado will be playing the most attention to, and it will likely determine the outcome of the series.
The rest of the blueline ranges from unproven to aging. John Michael Liles and Kyle Cumiskey run the power play well and will provide the offensive output, but lack physical acumen in their own end. Ruslan Salei was injured for the majority of the year and is the likely scratch. Adam Foote plays a solid defensive game and wears the C, but is pushing into Chris Chelios territory in terms of age. Ryan Clark is a good young physical defenseman with some upside, but won't be asked to play against anyone other than the bottom six of San Jose.
With Rob Blake's rebirth following the Olympic Break, San Jose holds the edge once again in this category. Colorado doesn't have a premier offensive defenseman such as Boyle, and although Hannan holds his own when compared to Marc-Edouard Vlasic in the shutdown role, the Sharks have a deeper cast of players from which to draw from. This may have been the only matchup where, at face-value, San Jose holds a defensive edge.
Whether or not that translates to success is another matter entirely-- as mentioned before, Colorado's quick forwards could spell trouble for San Jose. However, the same goes for San Jose's premier forwards going up against a Colorado blueline that has had trouble limiting opportunities in front of Craig Anderson.
While the defense will remain an issue for San Jose until this playoff season comes to a close, the unit lines up favorably against Colorado.
Edge: San Jose
Goaltending

Craig Anderson was a man on fire during the beginning of the season, leading the league in save percentage and nearly singlehandedly guiding the Avalanche to a 10-2-2 record in October. He has proven time and again that he is able to steal games, and his play in Florida before hitting the free agent market made that performance understandable to many in the hockey community.
However, as the year has gone on, Anderson began to struggle. Whether due to the workload of seeing forty three more starts than his career high, the fact that Colorado's defense has had problems limiting opposing team's chances, or a little of both, the air of mystique surrounding Anderson has all but diminished. A .893 SV% since the Olympic Break should reduce the fear of another Jonas Hiller-esque performance, especially considering the blueline that Colorado ices.
- Peter Mueller has yet to play since sustaining a concussion against the San Jose Sharks on April 4th when Rob Blake drove him into the boards; at this point, his return is questionable.
- Matt Duchene has a torso injury that will probably not require him to miss any games.
- Sharks fans are still recovering from broken hearts sustained last season, but will attend game one.
- Niclas Wallin sat out the final game of the regular season against Phoenix and will likely play.

Although the Sharks struggled coming out of the Olympics, Colorado has been even worse off. The Sharks blueline will always be a concern, but it is an area Colorado will have trouble taking advantage of considering the lack of a premier goal-scorer who can put the team on his back. Peter Mueller and Matt Duchene playing through various ailments (if they play at all) does little to help make up that ground.
The Avalanche are the best first round draw San Jose could have asked for. A strong series that builds momentum could go a long way towards igniting the Sharks on a torrid playoff run and allow them to accrue the confidence necessary to obtain what they are set to do.
It will be far from a walk in the park, but this time the good guys get the girl. San Jose in five.
Go Sharks.
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FIRSTIES
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
SECONDIES
My username is an inside joke, and my avatar is super special inside mojo. Suck it.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FIRST MEXICAN
My name is Dude_Brah_Man, and I fully endorse the Palin Mask.
by Dude-Brah-Man on Apr 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
....IES.
My name is Dude_Brah_Man, and I fully endorse the Palin Mask.
by Dude-Brah-Man on Apr 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY SO SRS
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 11, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions
INTERNETZ ND SHARKS R SRS BIZNS
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by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I don’t know, some people enjoy talking about the San Jose Sharks on this blog.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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This is our year!
I’m not gonna lie. I go to college in socal so, against my better judgement, I was kinda hoping to see the sharks draw LA in the first round so I could watch them live. But you guys better be at the tank on my behalf and scream your asses off!
by waive kent huskins on Apr 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
Nice write-up, Plank.
I can tell already that the days leading up to Wednesday are going to pass by very slowly and be filled with anticipation.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Apr 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions
If you have paper and a fireplace then you can crudely draw the Red Wings logo, scribble on it with profanity, and then throw it in the fireplace and laugh maniacally,
My username is an inside joke, and my avatar is super special inside mojo. Suck it.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Or you could build a shrine for the Palin Mask.
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by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 11, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely considering both of those options, with the shrine being my first choice.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Apr 11, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
When I read that the game might start on Thursday I nearly died. There’s no way I would be able to wait that long for things to get underway.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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Think of Chicago (and Nashville)
They have to wait until Friday, which is later than any other matchup…
Cue conspiracy theories.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
WTF does Versus "JIP" mean?
Technically, Versus says all of its the Shark-Avalanche broadcasts are JIP.
I mean, I know that JIP means “joined in progress,” but what does that mean for the coverage on Versus? Does is it mean that we’ll get screwed out of complete 60 minute game coverage in favor of the endings of all of the (mostly) Coyote-Wings matchup. Argghh.
Hopefully CSN California will get all to cover all of the games locally, too, so we can watch all of those from the begi …. Oh wait a minute … … the Sacramento Kings haunt us still.
Damn A’s.
Maybe they will be nice and put the A’s on CSN +.
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by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
There are like 200 CSN channels now
At least on Comcast, so if you have that, it’ll be on TV I’m sure.
Juan Carlos Perez, please start hitting.
Yeah but I want HD.
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by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You broke the streak of Palin Mask’s!
What is wrong with you!
jk
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 12, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I love hockey but...
no “Damn A’s” capiche…? They keep me sane during non-Sharks months.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry
I’m a Giants person. Lived in SF my whole life.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 12, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
its cool
just no damn A’s
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, I know that JIP means "joined in progress," but what does that mean for the coverage on Versus? Does is it mean that we’ll get screwed out of complete 60 minute game coverage in favor of the endings of all of the (mostly) Coyote-Wings matchup. Argghh.
This was an issue during the Calgary series in 2008 if memory serves. At any rate, you are correct— there is the potential to be screwed out of a 60 minute game, and with Versus’ allegiance to the East Coast teams (who will be leading into Sharks games), it is possible those who only have access to NHL playoff hockey through the Versus channel could miss an entire game.
So goes the life of a Californian hockey fan apparently.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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and with Versus’ allegiance to the East Coast teams (who will be leading into Sharks games), it is possible those who only have access to NHL playoff hockey through the Versus channel could miss an entire game.
I should have specified that this doomsday scenario could present itself in the event one of the earlier games goes into multiple overtimes.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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That becomes a problem on the East Coast. On the West Coast, especially in our market, they switch to the Sharks games.
At least that’s what they’ve done in the past on cable networks.
Another solution – screw Versus and just get tickets to the game.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
Thanks for the clarification. In SB we had a problem with Versus two years ago, but hopefully that won’t be an issue this go around.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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This is probably old news by now, but Randy Hahn mentioned on Facebook that CSN will broadcast all 1st round games.
Fear the Fin - all Evgeni, all the time.
but his play in the last five games seems to indicate the Russian netminder has found another gear.
That made me smile while reading your “SRS” writeup. Nice job.
I thought the Wallin move in game 82 was a bit odd. He was one of but a few Sharks whose jersey did not go to the drawing. Even Leach and Staubitz jerseys were handed out, even though they were both scratched. Also, none of the jerseys went to anyone within four sections of me. What kind of crap is that? However, the winner of the laptop was exactly one row in front of me! I’m not really that upset, though, it was an HP.
"It's a lumberjack convention out there." Drew Remenda 3/4/10
Jon Casey fan since '84
Founder of Feel the Teal.
The Marleau jersey went 1 or 2 sections over from me. And people in 222 (I was in 220) won a bunch. Hell, I think someone in 220 won the 4some of golf at Cache Creek. I struck out, though. So it didn’t matter, lol. I was happy with my fan appreciation win.
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by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wallin ended up showing up to that, if I remember correctly. There was no jumbotron announcement, but I saw him give a jersey to a kid while he was in a suit.
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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Apr 11, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
try being in 221
222 won a ton of stuff. We just watched them rake in the spoils.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Even better
Someone sitting in my old seats (sec 123 row 1 seat 9), where I sat for 5 seasons, won a concert or something. I waited 5 damn seasons to win something! BUT nooo, they wait till I’m not there anymore to give out a prize! Bastards. LOL!!
Its okay though, I caught a t-shirt thrown by Clowie so I’m happy!
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"
by sharkiesgirl on Apr 13, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT?!!?!?!
awwwww….Clowie…I want a shirt from him. You made my day :) theres hope.
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 13, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
He made my night! ;o) first time I’ve ever won/caught/whatever anything on Fan Appreciation Night!
And to get it direct from the hands of Mr. Clowe himself, well, I don’t need to tell you do I?? ;o)
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"
by sharkiesgirl on Apr 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OH I DIE!
lucky lucky girl!
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 13, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Some thoughts...
First, I agree with the prediction. When I first knew we’d be facing Colorado in the first round, I said Sharks in 5. It just seems to set up pretty favorably for the Sharks. It’s the best first round matchup they’ve ever had, and I fully expect the team that’s won 8 of its last 10 to take care of business in the first round this year. Especially after the humiliation of last year.
Some other thoughts…
~The Sharks have been pretty lucky overall with injuries this year. That everyone is seemingly healthy heading into the playoffs is a huge, huge plus.
~I love the schedule we’ve gotten. Starting on Wednesday. No back to backs, no 2-day layoffs. A game every other day. Very easy to get in a rhythm. And, with only having to travel to Colorado, the time change shouldn’t be a huge deal. That’s a big plus, as well.
~Finishing the regular season at home, and then getting to start the playoffs at home could be pretty key. They boys should be well rested and ready to dominate on Wednesday.
~If the Sharks can pull off a quick series win against the Avs, it should give them some pretty sweet confidence. Which will be pretty huge, IMO.
~Logan Couture could be the key to the Sharks’ long-term playoff success. Not just this round, but in all rounds. Teams need scoring from all over to win in the playoffs, and Couture really does provide quite the spark to a 3rd line. I hope to see him centering Malhotra and McGinn.
Anyways, the next two days are going to be torture, waiting for the playoffs to start. I’ll be there, decked out in my teal, ready to lose my voice. Here’s to hoping for a fast start, and some momentum!
GO SHARKS!!!
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by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT reply actions
good thoughts!
i wouldnt be surprised to see san jose win it in 4, but i also wouldnt be surprised to see it stretch to 6. never know what to expect from this bunch.
~The Sharks have been pretty lucky overall with injuries this year. That everyone is seemingly healthy heading into the playoffs is a huge, huge plus.
marleau may be the only guy who’s play indicates he may be playing injured, though boyle looks a little slow too. of course this could be a combination of fatigue and being wary of injury.
~Logan Couture could be the key to the Sharks’ long-term playoff success. Not just this round, but in all rounds. Teams need scoring from all over to win in the playoffs, and Couture really does provide quite the spark to a 3rd line. I hope to see him centering Malhotra and McGinn.
listen, i love couture, and see him having a really long and successful career here. he has provided a spark and probably been one of the most significant factors in the sharks 8-1-1 up-turn since the 6 game skid. but i truly hope he is not the key to the success of the sharks. ( maybe semantics here, i dont know- ) i hope the kid continues to be a factor, as a 3rd liner should be, but i hope that the guys who the team should count on, thornton, heatley, pavelski… are the ones that really carry the team.
maybe though you just mean by anchoring the 3rd/4th line production he frees up the top lines to produce, that would be key. so, ya.
Go Sharks!!!
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 12, 2010 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions
ITA
i wouldnt be surprised to see san jose win it in 4, but i also wouldnt be surprised to see it stretch to 6. never know what to expect from this bunch.
perhaps we have found MsClowie’s nerves….uncertainty doesn’t sit well with me..4,5 or 6 doesn’t matter as long as we play well and get the W
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah, if we’re a one line team again, we won’t be going very far. The third and fourth lines have been good as far as grit and energy goes this year, but Couture at least has the ability to transform one of those lines into a scoring line. Not an elite scoring line, but definately a 3rd scoring line…which is very key in going far. Scoring depth is SO IMPORTANT!
So Couture is pretty key to that, in my eyes.
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by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 12, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Couture is a key. Maybe not the key. The kid gets to the net, forces the puck to the net, and is probably too full of piss and vinegar to play like much of the league expects a Shark to in the playoffs. He brings the stuff we demand out of Seto and Clowe and allows them to just play within themselves instead of being forced to fill a role that may not be natural to them.
Hansel: "Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? "
SooOooo PSYCHED!
We got a beautiful schedule too.
Hopefully Phoenix will play their usual style of hockey, and take the Redwings to 7 games with each game going to quadruple overtime. If the wings go to 7 games with the yotes, we’ll have have had a full week’s worth of rest before the Redwings are even done playing phoenix.
I need CSN to show games on CSNBA
I live in the Area of Charter Cable, which doesn’t carry csnca. I can’t believe this BS if they keep the Shark games on CSNCA. I want to watch the SHARKS, screw the Warriors and Nelson F’n win record.
Over on Yahoo the prediction is Sharks in 4. I approve.
Drew: Fill in the blank: "When I'm on the ice with Douglas Murray, I..."
Nabby: Poop yourself.
ESPN has the Sharks winning in 5 in their preview. This really was the best possible first round matchup the Sharks could have gotten. I’m not saying it will be easy, but it gives the Sharks the best possible chance to get off on the right foot.
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by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 12, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
No Detroit, No Chicago
If at least one upset other than Detroit over Phoenix in Round 1 happens, we wouldn’t see Detroit until the WCF. I think LA could knock off Vancouver.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I think i’d rather play Vancouver than LA. We seem to do play well against Vancouver but the Kings always seem to find a way to score 5 or 6 goals on us.
No matter what, at the end of the day i’d rather root against the teams that give us trouble. What if they make it to the WCF? It would definitely be a better matchup for us than Detroit or Chicago, thats for sure.
Look at it this way.
If LA and Nashville lose then we’re probably going to end up playing Detroit (assuming they win) in round 2.
Go not Chicatroit.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Well shit, if were hoping for things lets just hope Phoenix beats Detroit lol.
Ideally Phoenix beats Detroit, Vancouver Beats LA, and Chicago loses to Nashville or Vancouver and we play one of the two in the WCF.
I don’t think it’s that unlikely that Phoenix beats Detroit either. Phoenix has played well against Detroit in the regular season too i’m pretty sure. A friend of mine is a Detroit fan and i’ve heard him talk about how he hates playing the Coyotes. Their games are always close, and usually go to OT, which is awesome for us since it’ll just tire the winner out more before they face us by going into quadruple OT’s.
This isn't a prediction, just what I would like to happen
Nashville, LA and Phoenix get the upsets with the Sharks taking Colorado (preferably in 5 or less) Then second round, we beat Nashville (throttling Nashville never gets old) LA beats Phoenix, just so we can crush them in the WCF and make Rudy Kelly cry like a little girl.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
by Diamondback15 on Apr 12, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I hide all of your posts
Your lack of Palin Mask makes your points moot.
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
I think he’s a coyote fan, they’re big fans of rattlesnakes apparently.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Yes, that's why I live in San Jose (all my life by the way)
have 2 Sharks Jerseys, one with old logo, one with new, literally a dozen sharks shirts, Nabokov is my favorite player, I hate the Ducks, I love sharks (the animals), and JR is awesome………..
wait…………that last one couldn’t possibly make me a………………
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
by Diamondback15 on Apr 12, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Moot Points!
Make it Palin, Captain Sexy Pants!
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
Hilarious. For a second there I thought George Carlin was back from the dead.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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Haha, it’s what I was born to do.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
A short, victorious series sounds damn good to me.
And not getting completely screwed by Versucks would be nice but that’s probably too much to ask for. Go Sharks
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"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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Go Sharks!
I want to see Angry Joe in this series.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
hell
id settle for joe showing up at all. anger is just a bonus!
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 12, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm hoping
Vancouver loses and Phoenix loses so that the Sharks can beat LA and watch Detroit and Chicago beat each other up so that San Jose gets what’s left of them and finishes them off (Mortal Kombat Fatality style) and gets a spot in the SC Final. That’s my little dream.
"I'm gonna tell you something you might not know about me Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks." - Tyrone Biggums
sharks in 5
at the most 6, no reasoning, just my gut
ZOMG PLAYOFFS!!! GO SHARKS!!! GUESS WHICH CRAZY BLOG I’LL BE AT DURING GAME 1…
MeThinksSports where the only semi-good thing is the poll...
The next two days
will go by as fast as Clowe skates….sigh the weather isn’t helping either…so here I go.
SHARKS PLAYOFFS ARE HERE!!!!! DEAR LORD PLEASE LET ME STAY SOBER THIS TIME AROUND AND REMEMBER MOST OF THE SERIES. GO SHARKS!!! GO CLOWE!! GO THE WHOLE GODDAMN TEAM!!! (incl. the Gatorade boy) And in the words of the FTF Staff….GOD SAVE US ALL. :D so exciting!
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
I get the feeling
Somebody who doesn’t visit this board regularly will get here and just visual this as one person with split personality disorder talking to himself about the Sharks…
GO SHARKS
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
So they're visualizing me
That’s a scary thought…
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
You got me >_<
Haha no way, I’m onto FTF’s tricks now!
by AppleSweetRose on Apr 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yea...
I thought we were all one entity….:P wha?Whosaidthat? Not me? Did you?
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
we are all pedro feliz
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on Apr 12, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This week can not go by fast enough! Tons of work to do but my mind is already at the tank game 2 friday night.
by Born&RaisedInSJ on Apr 12, 2010 9:27 AM PDT reply actions
Palin Mask is beautiful.
I think we should do this year round.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 12, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions
Go Sharks.
And all that happy thus-and-such.
I’m thinking we’ll do meals for clutch games as opposed to with each game, though this may change as finances and/or desperation adjust the situation to their whims. Lessee, we can do Denver omelets … stuffed green chiles … hmmm …….
'The good news is, there's a little more room in the penalty box; there's only five Sharks in there now.' -- Randy Hahn, VAN @ SJS 8 April 2010
Other suggestions
Chile Colorado
Rocky Road Ice Cream
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Rocky mountain oyste… well, maybe not.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
haha
gross! But I hear its delish.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Do it.
But let’s stop short of a “Testicle Festival” like these guys:

Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
I think i'm going to start posting pictures of the good luck dinners
Nothing like more mojo for our boys.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 12, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Fear The Fin
Hockey to Balls in 5 comments or less
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
No
Just … no. I mean, if we go down 3 in the first 3 games I might (MIGHT) think about considering it. But really? No. Not happenin’. Thank god I don’t know where to buy them anyhow, so any lapse in judgment is cleared by sweet, sweet ignorance.
'The good news is, there's a little more room in the penalty box; there's only five Sharks in there now.' -- Randy Hahn, VAN @ SJS 8 April 2010
If we go down the first 3 to the Avs I’d be considering swallowing lots of things… cyanide… gun barrels… Can’t say that those would be one of the options though.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
are you kidding??
you put the palin mask up..at this point 3 down you’d do ANYTHING i’m positive…even eating yummy mtn oysters.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This is all hypothetical, the Palin Mask will not fail us.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
by Evilducks on Apr 12, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who actually owns the Palin mask? And is there any possible way to acquire it?
Just sayin’…
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I’m pretty sure they gave the Palin Mask to Palin. I don’t think a goalie ever wore it in a game.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 12, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The Palin Mask is a show of support which, once the playoffs are done, will go away. Eating those, though — that’s somethin’ ya never come back from …
'The good news is, there's a little more room in the penalty box; there's only five Sharks in there now.' -- Randy Hahn, VAN @ SJS 8 April 2010
meh
you’ll poop it out…you’ll be fine…plus I hear its crunchy yum! Hahahhaa just gross.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
and there's
the comment about poop. i was waiting for it lol.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 12, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
DOH!
awww damn it…I’ve got serious issues…or that I LOVE toilet humor more than anything else. Drunk + fart jokes = epic nights
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
hey
those are the best nights right there. Speaking of poop. I’m almost done with that Shark picture. I just need to ink it and then photoshop it.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 12, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of ink if I lived near ya
I’d be hitting you up for tattoo #2…I’m a little bit addicted so I’m going to try my hardest to not get number 2 but…2 maybe for sure my last. :P
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think i'll be done getting ink
until i’m old and wrinkly and the artist just cannot stretch my skin to fit the picture. I have 6 so far. One that covers the majority of my calf and stretches to the shin, and the other leg with a pretty decent sized tattoo on the other calf. The rest of them are smaller tattoos. All of them except for my cat are drawings that i’ve done personally.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 12, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
its hard when you’re in corporate….I have two piercings and one tattoo on my right wrist (I wear watches, long sleeved sweaters or bracelets to mtgs)…I want one more either on the back of my neck or my left wrist hehe I have symmetry issues. Plus personally I change my mind about stuff fast so getting a large item I can’t commit to. 2 is my max
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
Ironically enough i didn’t get any tattoos from the shop I was basically running. I didn’t trust my boss after watching her maul someone’s artwork and her blaming her carpel tunnel. The piercings she did i had to fix by “directing” them into place.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 12, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Coworker of mine when we were in china was convinced to eat bull foreskin and testicles, The look on his face when he was told was hilarious. He stated it was of a very “grisly” texture.
by Born&RaisedInSJ on Apr 12, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
Colorado Injury Update
Matt Duchene skated today and is expected to practice with the team tomorrow. Skipper Joe is “hopeful” that Duchene will be able to play Game 1 on Wednesday. I say, bank on it.
The news is not so good on David Jones and Peter Mueller. Jones is still making progress, but has been ruled out for game 1. Mueller, still suffering from a gentlemanly concussion, exercised for the first time today. While he’s making progress, it doesn’t sound like his return is imminent.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Good news for Sharks fans
Duchene won’t be 100%, and Mueller and Jones will be out for a game or two.
I could be very wrong
but even if Duchene isn’t 100% isn’t the guy still pretty lethal?
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No Mueller!
Not that I wish injury upon any players, it’s definitely better for the Sharks with Mueller out. He was hot in the last game we played. I mean c’mon, we had to give him a concussion to get him to cool off.
"Until it's over, I'm not going to tell you it's over." - Nabby
I'm gonna get ripped for this but....
Again, good job Blake!! Good physical hits aren’t designed to injure but to wear guys down and punish them a bit. This is exactly what we need to be giving out rather than taking all PO’s, like we normally do.
by skilletboy on Apr 12, 2010 2:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Go Sharks!
I hope they come out ready to battle on Wed, right from the first shift. And who would I like to see score the first game….hmm? It would be cool for Patty and Heater to get goals the first game…get things rolling! That could be huge.
Very much agreed. Marleau and Heatley are two players we cannot afford to be off the score sheet for the playoffs, so getting them going right away is vital.
"It's a lumberjack convention out there." Drew Remenda 3/4/10
Jon Casey fan since '84
Founder of Feel the Teal.
get the mask.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 12, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So..
I’m about ready to pull my hair out… This series needs to start.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Same.
The waiting part is killer.
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Punch things.
Break glass. Burn stuff. It kills time…
Sarah Palin mask. Don't ask. It's good luck.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
me too
gotta start a project tonight…hopefully it’ll be ready in time for Wed
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope it turns out OK
I just hope we remember the series…
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried it last night. Skittles are still dissolving… smells like… sugar.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Apr 12, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT!?
you made it?? weird….very weird….must be ESPN or something.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said still dissolving...
Haven’t strained it yet, but smells reaaaaaaaly sweet.

Looks cool, though.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Apr 12, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
damn it...
i’m still sorting skittles right at this moment. I hope to be doing more of these in the future so i bought flasks will post pictures when mines all rested….:) great minds buddy great minds this is the playoff spirit!
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
very nice TCY
it’s a very thick drink. If you take a shot try to have some kind of chaser like sprite on hand. Also, strain is as much as you can. triple strain it if you have the patience for it.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
it could go very wrong
I don’t mean the taste…i mean I have cream colored carpet…LOL ew.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
poop the rainbow too
if you’re not careful.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hehe oh and...
lookie who had succumbed to the avatar… :P
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
you had such strong emotions towards it just yesterday…..
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on Apr 12, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
thats ok...
i’m sheep…baaaaaaa
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m gonna re-play Mass Effect 2 to pass the time. I’m gonna try to beat it all the way through on Insanity mode, maybe as a vanguard. There’s also a ton of new downloadable content to play with.
Did the new character come out? I’ve messed with the tank, which is fun, but quick.
Insanity with a Vanguard? Why do you hate yourself?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Yeah the new character Kasumi just came out recently. I just picked her up and she has a cool stealth ambush type ability.
I already started as a Vanguard and it’s going pretty good so far, they’re a lot better than you would think. I might run into trouble later but i think i’ll be alright, especially after i get some upgrades.
My concern would be killing the praetorians.
The Vanguard is built on getting in close. The Praetorians regen shields and nearly insta-kill you if you get close. That leaves a sub-machine gun and a pistol for doing damage… I just don’t know how you’d do it.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I’m doing it on hardcore with my character from the first game/first playthrough. Its pretty difficult so far, and I can only imagine Insanity being even worse.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Apr 12, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
My Vanguard was on Hardcore (my renegade Vanguard from the first game)
My Infiltrator was on Insanity (my paragon Soldier from the first game)
The first half of the insanity playthrough was hard as hell, but after I got the upgraded sniper rifle and some other improvements it actually got much easier… also, pretty much always have Grunt in your party. He has more than twice as much health as any other character and provides a great bullet sponge. I had a harder time with the Vanguard at the end than I did the Infiltrator.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
My Vanguard is on hardcore. I am still early in the game, but once I get Grunt I probably will start using him. I am on the mission to recruit Archangel (won’t spoil who he actually is if anyone has not played it) and I am having a hell of a time trying to keep him alive.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Apr 12, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
um
@thecity23
I just received a text from STC (sharks text club) stating:
Limited number of tix available for games 1&2 to be realeased tomorrow at 10am link from them not me is
bit.ly/9AxjlQ
by Born&RaisedInSJ on Apr 12, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
I’m still bitter about the Nordiques screwing the Sharks in the 1991 entry draft. Well, I guess former NHL president John Zeigler is the real villain, especially after he flip-flopped to screw SJ again in ’92.
But, since Doug Wilson is pretty much the only remaining member from that Sharks organization, the Nordiques have moved, and Zeigler is forgotten, I guess that’s not really bulletin board motivational material for this series.
Perhaps I need to let it go…
Sarah Palin is on this goalie mask. Your argument is invalid.
score one for obscure sharks historical facts!
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Sharks!
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Sarah Palin Mask: Don't ask, it works...seriously
thats the general feeling lately.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on Apr 12, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
this mark kiszla guy..
( i know, i know i need to update my avatar. have been reading on my phone all week but i promise to do it tomorrow )
so i’ve been updating this dude’s blog alll night after dp posted about it on wtc? i don’t even know what to say.
http://www.denverpost.com/kiszla
What a terrible article.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
I read the first line of this article
and I wanted to throw my computer already…who is this dbag?? No one called his team out like that…what an ass is a understatement. There are no statistics or factual information at all its just dumping on our team cause eh he felt like it….thanks for the article xtina_w.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 13, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
And I thought Ratto, Kawakami, and Purdy were bad……
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Apr 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
That guy
is a laff riot. What is he, 5 years old? “Clown fish”?? Really? That’s the best you can do schmucky?
We know our team are playoff chokers and nothing will erase that stigma until they do something about it. I have a feeling that this post-season, they will….
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"

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