Gameday Thread: Shawks @ Weeeld
San Jose Sharks at Minnesota Wild, Apr 2, 2010 5:00 PM PDT
Go Shawks.
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Go Sharks!
April Fools joke mentioned! No FTF mention though.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
SHOUT OUT ON CSN!
go guys go!!!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
What’d they say??
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
They mentioned the joke
though not the source.
Bret apparently got phone calls and everything. His wife knew it was a joke though and tweeted about how funny it was.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Haha, that's amazing
So FTF is now considered a legit source of news? That’s pretty awesome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
wasn’t it picked up by a few places before the realized what day it was?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Oh yeah, I think it was. It was retweeted a bit with some people actually believing it
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Sick!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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Go Sharks!
Not to be a pest, but does anyone, (mymclife) have that link to the site that lists all the feeds (other than adthe)?onegaishimasu.
by ToddMclellan'shair on Apr 2, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
myp2p.eu
Go to the forums tab, scroll down, then click Ice Hockey.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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And all the streams tonight require sopcast, so you have to use IE.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
whoa! holy interesting romanization batman!
this perhaps?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I'm way to used to that word in hiragana
it looks funny!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I took Japanese in college. Can’t speak worth a damn, but I learned enough to read lil kid’s books.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
haha
Same here. I took 3 years of it in high school. Learned how to write civil engineer in Kanji, but never could figure out when i would use it in a sentence.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually have enough terribly pathetic speaking skills to have gotten us out of a jam when we landed at Haneda instead of Narita and we had to get directions to our hotel. That was cool.
I also yelled at this poor train ticket dude when we had a understand fail. The woman working with him nearly died laughing. (I’d been up for like 25 hours so…yeah)
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Man, i’ve wanted to go to Japan, but haven’t had the chance to yet. My teacher use to have some wild stories, like when she went there for the very first time and people would run up and yell “it’s a pen!” to show her that they knew some english
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I did not run into any of that. I kinda wish I had.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
She almost jumped back onto a plane because of that lol. This happened probably 20 years ago.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s fantastic. I didn’t have anyone do anything that hilarious.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
she was also flipped off by the entire class she was teaching english the very first day. Apparently they thought it was how you said hello because they saw it in a movie.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Winning dinner ideas?
Anyone, anyone?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
The KFC thing posted in the OT thread.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I thought that wasn’t available yet?
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It’s a little late in the season to put my trust in chicken (and corn)
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
oishii!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I think
ZombieSkittles made casserole :)
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 2, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YEP!
and it was yummy hehe
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez, touch the freaking puck already!
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Alright, Papa Blake playing hard right out of the gate.
..:Fear The Fin:..
by OtherKid on Apr 2, 2010 5:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Captain Hook!
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Thank you post!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
And there's Blake's penalty of the night
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
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Oh, easily.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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At leasts it's early...
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I LOVE POST
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
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Woo nice kill
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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The way that CSN framed the shot it looked like the Wild were going on a 3-on-0, and I was concerned.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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The most important question of the game is
Should Brody Brazil grow a playoff beard?!
They spent like 5 minutes on that pre game.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Haha, seriously? That’s kind of awesome.
And I vote yes. Every male must grow a playoff beard.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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What if the male already has a beard?
Do I have to shave before the playoffs?
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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shave your legs
grow that back ;)
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
…Yeah, I’m gonna keep shaving my legs.
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I meant for dudes who already have beards.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
But I know there are girls who are probably considering that. I am not one of them.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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yeah, me neither
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Obviously you two aren’t big enough Sharks fans…
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Obviously you’re not dating girls yet
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Ouch.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
The correct term is
ZING!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
TWSS!
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In the winter, I’d consider it briefly, since I’d be wearing pants all the time anyways. But in shorts weather? No thanks.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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I'm going to decline that suggestion.
Also, I originally read that as “Shave your legs, Grow your back hair” which didn’t make sense and was also not a considerable option.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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because you already shave? :3
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
No, it just doesn't really grow there. haha
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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lucky you
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Maybe let the neck hair go a little wild?
by ToddMclellan'shair on Apr 2, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOOOOOAAAALL!!!!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
GOALLLLLL!!!!!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
MANGO!
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GOAL!!!
MANNY BEING MANNY!!
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holy!
Thank you NABBY!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
NABBY
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2-0 LEAD!!! WHAT IS THIS?!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
NICHOL CITY!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
That is exactly what I want to see.
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Nichol City!
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GOAL!!!
NICHOL CITY!!!
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Woooo Goal!
damn you delayed radio feed.
by ToddMclellan'shair on Apr 2, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Palin Mask.
Oh, oohhh ohh ohh
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 2, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
When was the last time the Sharks established a 2-0 lead?
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
No, we got one during that 4 game winning streak. I remember because everyone was so happy, and I was like, “Hey, Panthers, just saying.”
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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So I'm late to the party
And Manny and Nichol have scored. I suppose it’s a good thing I will miss large parts of this game.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I think Miettenin dressed that one up a bit
Getting all knocked down by Clowe.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Why can't we play the Wild in the playoffs?
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Because they're not good enough to get there
Which probably also explains why we’re so good against them.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Yeah, well, I’m sure we’re fine with them not making it.
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Is this going to be another one of those games where the Sharks won’t get a PP?
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Confirmed
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At least
We won’t have to complain about the power play sucking?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
We're Sharks fans
We can complain about anything!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Haha
“That’s a Southern California logjam of people!”
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Ginner on the radio show on the break.
Jamie brought up that the team is 10-1-1 when he scores… his response was:
“I’m saving it for the playoffs”
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Silly Wild
I hear it’s been nice in Minnesota, unlike around California these days.
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Hmm?
It’s been pretty nice here. I mean, low 60s, but nothing that a sweatshirt and jeans can’t solve.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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exactly
perfect excuse to be sporting my new Sharks sweatshirt :D
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
The worst day in California is better than the best day in Minnesota.
Everything sucks except for the Sharks.
It’s not terrible in the summer, but I wouldn’t trade Minnesota Summers for California Winters.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Aren’t there billions of mosquitoes in the summer in Minnesota?
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That sounds wrong… I would rather have California Winters than Minnesota Summers?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I’d rather have Minnesota house prices than California house prices, but that’s about it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Yeah, people always complain about California and how everything is so expensive, and how it’s hard to get an affordable place to live – well that’s because a lot of people want to live here, because it’s awesome.
Everything sucks except for the Sharks.
Plus, we have higher-paying jobs that makes up for the difference in standard of living.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Nichol: “Only eighteen? What’s this? That’s not a drought!”
Haha, love it. Also: OFF THE SCHNIDE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Off the Schnide Indeed!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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whoohoo
Stopped by to say that first period rocked my socks after what happened last game. Good to see the Palin Mask in it’s lucky glory, and I’ve eating the lucky dinner so GO SHARKS!!!!
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
I think Randy recognizes the power of the schnide, and has chosen not to unleash it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Wooo, if there was a Stanley Cup for faceoffs, we’d win it easily.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Damn I didn’t realize how awesome their face-offs were. 3 out of the top 4 in the league?
Everything sucks except for the Sharks.
The last time I checked, the Sharks are 3% better at faceoffs than any other team in the league. Which is significant, seeing how the rest of the league is separated by around 6%.
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mmm
rum
Gray is off the schnide.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Sharks are answering the Call of the Wild tonight
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Wow, that's a loud goal song.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Loud PA in those fancy newer arenas
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BOOOO
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No goal pls?
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
unfortunately it looks like a good goal.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 2, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
PLEASE BE NO GOAL
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Off the glove,
Distinct punching motion?
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Distinct Fisting Motion
Is that wrong in the NHL? Sometimes it’s alright in life, but in the NHL?
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Ah, stupid NHL rule
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Calling it good was really the right call based on what I saw.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
BOOOOO
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DAMMIT POST. HOW DARE YOU DENY PAVELSKI.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 2, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Really?
Clutterbuck’s mouthguard is gold like a grill?
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You Clutterbuck
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POST YOU HAVE TURNED AGAINST US
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That's a penalty?
Alrighty then.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Early whistile, thank you!!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Wild: 4 PPs
Sharks: 0 PPs
Really?
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What an assertive ref
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Turds
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I liked it better when we were up 2-0...
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BAH
I say! BAH!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Turning off the slingbox now
I’m bad mojo
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Too much POST
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Hate how quickly this game has turned. I blame the refs.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 2, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
On a crappy call to boot.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
BOOOOOOO
That was all refs on that one.
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Just keep playing Sharks.
Just keep playing.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 2, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Of course Miettinen scores because I didn’t start him on the fantasy team.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
it’s all your fault.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
It was a PPP too :(
Normally I start people who play against the Sharks because that means they won’t get any points. Today I forgot. I’m sorry!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
The refs have been absolutely horrible tonight, I must say.
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And to add insult to injury
Devils/Hawks
New Jersey 1-0 via a Kovalchuk goal early in the first.
With 23sec left! Versteeg ties it for the Hawks. 1-1 heading to OT.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
Power play!
’bout time.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
PP!
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Ha
Organ Toto
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PP!
FINALLY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Also, 2 for 40? FAIL. You must make up for that disgrace.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Seriously
With as much firepower as this team has, there’s just no excuse for such PP futility.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Apr 2, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay,
the first minute of the PP sucked. Now do something!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
WTFPENALTYSHOT
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Honestly, that was a good call.
Danny saddled up, going for the ride.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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NABOKOV!!!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
NABBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
NABBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 2, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
NABBY!!!
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STONED
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This trend of giving up shorthanded chances is annoying me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
'atta boy Nabby
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
Dump and chase fail
Four guys rush to the puck and the goalie gets it first.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
times like these
i wish every game came with running commentary by fake nabby (a la Nabby’s Most Memorable Hockey Moment)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Are the Sharks getting another penalty? Okay, who the fuck on the Wild is going down on the refs?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Wait, how is that a penalty? And how did Koivu not get a penalty?
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Fools and Sages
all of them.
it was one big clutterbuck.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
I thoguht Marleau was a nice guy
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Especially since Randy and Drew are talking about how he is in the nonexistent lady byng conversation.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 2, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Weak call. Shit's weak.
WIZZEAK!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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Woooo Manny!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Wooo Manny!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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officials:
Marouelli and Lee
Do the Sharks have a history with these two?
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
I seem to remember those two reffing an absolutely horrible Sharks game this season.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The last game Marouelli reffed for the Sharks was the recent blowout vs the lowly Oilers. Boo.
Not sure about Lee (though he has a rep for being a twat)
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Apr 2, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Lee was the one behind the net:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plsD3deR6TU
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Didn’t Lee miss the Lapierre hit on Nichol?
by ToddMclellan'shair on Apr 2, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
"Four on four play"
Never fails to make me giggle.
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"Too many Men"
teeheehee
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Penalty for holding the stick...,
by skilletboy on Apr 2, 2010 6:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Doesn't seem like too long ago the Sharks were going down this road...
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BLACKHAWKS WIN
After trailing 1-0 up until the final seconds, then winning in the SO. BOOO.
The Flames/Avalanche mini-playoff match about to start. The fight for 8th.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
NHL Play-In Game
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Brodie Brazil Tweet:
in the #blackhawks #devils game there were no penalties. first time that’s happened since 2001
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
C'mon boys.
We need to score at least one so its all evened up when Nolan eventually scores.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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Somethings going on between Marleau and Koivu
Anyone knows whats up?
by SanJoseLandShark on Apr 2, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
I think one of them may have insulted the other one’s mother
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Koivu said he hates Teacup Poodles.
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on Apr 2, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I could see Patty using a joke that he saw on "Yo Momma" reruns.
Marleau is awkward.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
AHL update
W.Sharks lose 3-1 to the P.Bruins.
Saves: Stalock 23/26, Sabourin 48/49
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
Lame sauce.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
So, just got home from seeing Clash of the Titans…how have we been looking? I saw we had two goals in the first, and gave them back in the second. Was it a tale of two periods? Have we at least looked ok?
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
I'd say we've been ok.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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Those goals against were the results of a little luck and an awesome pp tic tac toe play
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
2 GA isn’t terrible…I’m a little worried about only scoring 2 so far, though. Good goaltending? Turnovers? Whats up with that?
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Posts.
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Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
That tic tac toe was freaking money in the bank.
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on a separate note…how was the movie?
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
Oh, it wasn’t bad. Wasn’t great. It was kinda short. I enjoyed it well enough, I guess. No real development of anything, though. Things just kind of hapened, and then the movie was over! And the 3D was weak…completely unnecessary.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
was the owl in it? The robot owl?
If I knew how to insert photos I would put the robot owl pix that Swisher found for me awhile ago.
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
Haha, yeah, that’s a nice little “throwback to the original” joke.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
now I'm going just to see that!!!
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
It’s entertaining enough, but don’t pay to see it in 3D, not worth it, IMO.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Avatar was worth it…that movie was made for 3D. Alice in Wonderland was take it or leave it. Clash of the Titans really, wasn’t worth it at all.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Avatar you had to see in 3D
It was filmed in 3D, it took advantage of 3D.
All of this other shit like Alice and Clash are converted, it looks like shit and gives me a giant headache because things aren’t right and my brain can’t figure out why.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I didn’t mind Alice in 3D, but that movie’s visuals were more about the colors than the textures. Clash didn’t need it at all. 3D is just popular right now.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
would an 8 year old like it?
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
Eh, probably not. Some scary monsters and terrains and such. Depends on how easily the kiddo gets scared, I guess.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
they’d probably like How to Train Your Dragon though. The 3d is superfluous, but not distracting.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Thanks.
that means a no for him—Percy Jackson was almost too much.
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
ouch.
a Gooch sandwich.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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That shot wasn't close,
but how badass would it be if he scored.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Hella bad ass.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
Seto making his bid
To take Jed’s spot on the top 10 hits of the week highlight reel.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Anderson vs. Cain about to start.
Should be a good game even though it’s ST. I’ll certainly be watching after this game…
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
I was laughing at the too many men because I thought it wasn’t a penalty. Then they showed it was a penalty and I stopped.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
seven
still more than five
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
WOW.
Nichol City almost had another one.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
Wow, this period has been hella boring. Can the Sharks score, please?
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
Thank you Sharks. Um, if I’m not being too pushy, could we get another Sharks goal, please?
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOGAN COUTURE!!! SAIVOR!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
COOCH!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
BUST!!!
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
BUST A MOVE BUSTS A GOAL!
Woot woot!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Damnit Patty
Time to switch to 1 piece sticks…
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Grrrr no empty net goals allowed.
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
Grier's First Law
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
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by jwizzle241 on Apr 2, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Haha, I really like this.
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SHARKS WIN
well that was scary..
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
WOOOOOOOOO
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
SHARKS WIN!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
SHARKS WIN!!!
OH SHIT, that was really close…*heartattack
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
Back from dinner!
And right when I sit down, I see the SHARKS WIN!!! WOOOOOOO!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
BUST with the GWG…pretty epic.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Logan Couture GWG. nbd...
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
All praise be to the Palin mask…
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Anderson way over commited on the slide across
left the goal wide open
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Poor, poor Colorado. If we think the Sharks have overplayed Nabby, at least he’s used to it. Craig has been ridden like an Oregon Trail oxen after being a backup during his career. He’s wearing out hardcore.
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
watch out, he could get dysentery.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
And nobody wants that to happen.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You could say he lost his supplies while crossing the river. The river being the divide between the Olympic Break and the supplies being his ski… ah fuck it, terrible follow up joke. Yours was good.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
was that a god of war joke?
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that's the first time I've heard anyone say "Cooch" on air.
When talking about Couture, at least.
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that would be pretty funny if somebody did.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Great pinch by Couture on that play to keep the puck alive. Kid’s looked like a fucking stud since being called up.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
If Couture goes back down for the playoffs, I will literally kill someone. Kid needs to be there and could end up being a key part of our success…
"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 2, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Logan Couture:
(From a tweet)

Look at his teeth!
"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen
When the Sharks go on the power play, they should just cut to Couture on the bench and have him do the Sharks Chomp with his teeth. Put that shit on the Jumbotron.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on Apr 2, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's like he's got adult teeth in a kids head
"iaT"S FUCKINGE LIEK CONICO DO MAYO!!!!!111"
Mr. K. 5/5/2009
It sorta scares me, especially when he talks as fast as he does during an interview.
"Sleep is for the off season."~ Randy Hahn. Never question why the man is up at midnight.
by ZombieSkittles on Apr 2, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
We shold just call him Pac-Man
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Apr 3, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions

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