For the second year in a row, the Sharks finished the regular season first in the Western Conference.  Until 1981, this would have earned them the Clarence S. Campbell Bowl.  Since then, it just means a #1 seed, and perhaps a banner like this one:

(Artist's conception... well, more like a Gimp hack job)

Somewhere, possibly this very moment, lettering is being stitched to a large swath of pacific teal fabric.  We had one last year, it's too late to stop now.  Sound off.