Joe Pavelski Photoshop Expo
by Mr. Plank on May 3, 2010 3:09 PM PDT
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Nine goals in eight games. Five assists. Three game winners. One game tying goal in the dying seconds of game two against Colorado. The first player to have three multiple goal games in a row since Mario Lemieux. Six points in two games against the Detroit Red Wings.
Cult classic. Nothing short of fantastic.
Joe Pavelski photoshop expo open for business.
Get it done.
Go Sharks.
Here are the best of the bunch-- a whole load of other solid chops can found in the comments section below. Feel free to submit them throughout the week, either through the usual channels or via email (fearthefin@gmail.com).
Enjoy.
[SwisherThresher]
[420SharksFan]
[mymclife]
[JMoneyBrah]
[That'll Cheech You]
[David Adametz]
[Shiromori]
[Dan Guetter]
[CTGray]
[Colonel Korn]
And the grand finale, probably the best photoshop in the history of Fear The Fin. Submitted via email:
[weak.sauce]
Unreal.
Go Sharks.
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I can't Photoshop
But I have a commission to request.
“Being John Malkovich” movie poster, tailored to say “Being Joe Pavelski,” with the appropriate face added throughout.
I’ll buy you a beer at the next game we both attend.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
oh shit
That’s going to take a lot of time.
"Don't even start"
by ZombieSkittles on May 3, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Hence the payment in beer.
If you’re under 21, I’ll buy you nachos.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Well my shitty attempted at Being Joe Pavelski
by 420Sharksfan on May 3, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 21 recs
Whaddaya mean shitty?! I think it’s great!
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This 'shop was only slightly good
Until you note the helmeted Pavelski in the back. THEN IT’S AWESOME BEYOND BELIEF!
/sarcasm
This rocked the whole way through.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Seriously!
That is beyond amazing.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
That is the part where it went to a whole 'nother level.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I can only imagine how long it took you to make this
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Joe Pavelski IS God!
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
That's it?
I thought it took you all day. Well done. :]
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Joe Pavelski IS God!
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
Holy Shit! That is amazing!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome!
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
I love you man
Name your beer, name your game.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Unfortunately...
I probably won’t be attending any of the Round 2 games but if the Sharks make the Conference Finals, I’ll let you know. =P
I wasn’t doing it for the beer to be honest, I was doing it because pasting Joe Pa’s face over 100 times is mind-numbingly fun! Plus, it was a great idea Mr. K!
Wooo
Regular season next year – hit me up.
Thank you SO MUCH for doing that.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
I was actually worried that you were hard at work on it, and that he narrowly beat you to posting it.
We can still have a beer together, however.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Can we turn this another color?
This is so awesome it should be teal!
It was particularly funny to hear Bailey asking the director, "You want me to say ‘nipple clipper’ as a question?" Susan Slusser via The Drumbeat 03/20/2010
Oh crap, I’m over 21 but nachos are my weakness….i might give it a try later on tomorrow when my son is taking a nap. I need things to consume my time.
"Don't even start"
by ZombieSkittles on May 3, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
yargh
I did one for Brad Lukowich back in the day. Let me see if I can do it for Pavelski too.
by Shiromori on May 3, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Man, that must have taken forever!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, definitely did.
Lucky I think I still have the original layered file – so that I can keep the whole “film directed by Todd Mclellan” part.
Oh, that’s good. Should help a little bit, at least!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Woooooo!
I think I remember this now – it could have been what inspired me!
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
I came, I saw, I lol’d.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
Joe Pavelski: American Hero
My school has CS4 so it’s ridiculously easy to photoshop things now…
by idunno723 on May 3, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
I don't have photoshop
and even if I did, I don’t think I have the skill lol…I’ll just enjoy what y’all come up with…
"And Luongo gives up a corpulent rebound" - Razor
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"
We haven’t had a photoshop expo in a while. The animal one was great.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
I propose a new category, Microsoft Paint Expo, as that's all I have at work:
..:Fear The Fin:..
by OtherKid on May 3, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
or for those who can’t use photoshop
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 3, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks! I really like it too, one of my faves I’ve done.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
For sure. If I could have rec’d that, it would be green. Good way to get things kicked off!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My policy is that I never spend more than 5 minutes working on an image, and I think this dedication shows in my work on BOC. I’ll have to make another when I’m not at work.
The curse shall be ended.
Battle of California
Going old school
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on May 3, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
I second that
very nice
It was particularly funny to hear Bailey asking the director, "You want me to say ‘nipple clipper’ as a question?" Susan Slusser via The Drumbeat 03/20/2010
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahahahhaha that suits him perfectly!
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 3, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha this is going to be my favorite, I already know it.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
The jersey shirt makes me drool. I know that sounds absolutely geeky, but it does. Amazing job.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
He sure has one hell of a bazooka
By which I mean shot.
Oh, and as a preemptive strike – shuddup, Plank :-D
-Tobias
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Keep your ears peeled.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
SUCK IT!!
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4576704662_75aff876b9_o.jpg
Remember Marty McSorely as Color guy? ... ouch.
by banx on May 3, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
i love this.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the one on the right was KKK for just a split sec, but now that I know it’s not: This is so awesome!!!
by JenLovesHockey on May 3, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too, actually.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
It definitely would have been better if it was Joe Pavelski trying to get Joe Pavelski to fall in love with him.
by Chomp On This on May 3, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that Parise as ’Mercin Eagle?
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 3, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot what movie this is
But this is amazing! :D
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Joe Pavelski IS God!
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
OK, I'll give it a try...
Nothing better than our favorite little song about Sharks!
This is about the extent of my photo editing skills, lol.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 23 recs
TURN THIS GREEN PEOPLE!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I liked the Heatley one better
when we traded for him in the offseason
by PNK on May 3, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
still good though
didn’t mean to take away from the singing shark’s awesomeness
by PNK on May 3, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Aye.
That was the inspiration. Well, the idea behind it. The article after Game 1 talking about Pavelski being a “Red Wings type of player,” and Pavelski’s response of “why would I want to join them?” seemed to fit this kind of thing, lol.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
do you have a bigger version?
Drew: Fill in the blank: "When I'm on the ice with Douglas Murray, I..."
Nabby: Poop yourself.
Neh, this is the only one I have. Also, my photo skillz are terrible, and thus I doubt I"ll be going back to try and make it bigger. Sorry!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently…
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This is utterly amazing
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"Hold onto your seats because we're coming" - Ryan Clowe
"We cannot not work hard... we coasted in on the playoffs last year if we coast in then we're going to coast our way right out." - Dan Boyle
Do any of yous guys know where to get higher res pics of Joe and other Sharks players? I do some quick google images searches but 99.9% of the pics are not very large and there is tiny ass selection of them.
facebook forum
this group gets some pretty cool pictures uploaded to it on a regular basis: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204535921&ref=mf#!/group.php?gid=2204535921&v=photos&ref=mf
by PNK on May 3, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
F*** DETROIT
I have no photoshop. Only MS Paint. Someone with skills should do this better.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
by ElvisVF101 on May 3, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Although
check this out: http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/imaging_3d/paintbrush.html
by PNK on May 3, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That is the perfect Pavelski face picture for this idea, though. He definately looks ready to devour that crying octopus (which would need some tears). LOL. I like it.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
love the whining octopus
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I spent far too much time on this
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 3, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 14 recs
Sickkkkkkkkkk
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Holy shit! That is amazingly quality! Well played!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I be a jerk
And request you do it with this image? Or does the lighting suck too much?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Man, what a jerk!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, but it’ll be smaller and don’t expect the shadows to change like, at all. That damn gorilla took forever erasing (must… have… CS5…)
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Done
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 3, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
gotta admit, I like your original better.
by JenLovesHockey on May 3, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Joe in the original looks much happier. He’s also bigger, and therefore more intimidating!
Both are quality, though.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
True
I just thought this one went better with the original poster
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
He’s also bigger, and therefore more intimidating!
TWSS
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Generally I’m faster, but my mouse broke and I’m stuck with using my laptop’s mousepad thing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
this is a true work of art.
beautiful.
by JenLovesHockey on May 3, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
/me bows to your skill
WOW
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
another request...
since I’m in finals month (law school) I have to ask a request if you have the time. Unfortunately, I do not otherwise I would do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCl5uyn5K7k
Feel free to pick a commercial. They are all hilarious. DOUBLLLLLE PAVVVVSSS POWEERRRR!!!
I miss the Jack Daniels shot of the night and the San Jose Sharks drinking game. But I do not miss Marty McSorely.
It was inevitable....
And yet, hilarious.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on May 3, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 24 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That is hilarious!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought about it
But I never would have been able to pull it off like this. Wonderful!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
HAHAHAHAHA
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Thornton’s expression really sells it – almost like Mini Me.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
This is pure Win!
I came I saw I laughed until my ass fell off
It was particularly funny to hear Bailey asking the director, "You want me to say ‘nipple clipper’ as a question?" Susan Slusser via The Drumbeat 03/20/2010
I think this is probably the best shop I've ever done...
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
Gotta love the O face on that one…
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, stick bleeding off the border. Fixed, if anyone wants it.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yes, this is sick.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
HELL YA!
PATTON, BABY.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
this is awesome. I love it. Super well done too.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
My new avatar
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
And here's another, not as good.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Is it bad
That I want that stretchy suit?
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I literally have that base image open in photoshop, ready to work on it. Guess I don’t have to anymore, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOVE ALL THE PHOTOSHOPS
they are AWESOME
Waiting for the cup in San Jose
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on May 3, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
I think plank needs to send this to the Sharks players
Waiting for the cup in San Jose
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on May 3, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Thornton would probably beat me up.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
LOL
Waiting for the cup in San Jose
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on May 3, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont send that one to him...send all the others to pavelski then
Waiting for the cup in San Jose
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on May 3, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No he would send Slappy to do it
Everybody knows Slappy is the enforcer
It was particularly funny to hear Bailey asking the director, "You want me to say ‘nipple clipper’ as a question?" Susan Slusser via The Drumbeat 03/20/2010
The players no doubt are aware of this blog, though whether or not they’d ever acknowledge having read it is an entirely different story.
Who knows, any of the regulars could actually be a covert Sharks player. Think about it…
Plank’s definitely Staubitz. He’s been increasingly active since the posteason began.
..:Fear The Fin:..
I’d hope players don’t spend too much time on a fanblog. I mean, the articles are very good, but people can be rather mean about the players in the comments. If Huskins read this blog throughout the season, he wouldda wanted to kill himself, lol.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Waiting for the cup in San Jose
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on May 3, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If Huskins read this blog throughout the season, he wouldda wanted to kill himself, lol.
I actually had that thought about 10 times this season. Last season you could have substituted Alexei Semenov’s name and it would have been true.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Hmm… but Plank sounds too smart to be Staubitz.
by JenLovesHockey on May 3, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit it
I’m secretly Patrick Rissmiller. Hey, I’ve got nothing better to do.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Plank...dont send that one to him then...send it to Pavelski only
Waiting for the cup in San Jose
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on May 3, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Someone with skills
Please, shop any version of “The Big Lebowski” poster with Pavs in his place.
FTF FTW!
Aaargh. Boston just won. Can't stand Boston. Now they're up 2-0.
Not to change the subject or anything.
At least
Vancouver is up 2-1.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
yes I'd love to see the Hawks get swept.
Sharks can take on Vancouver any day.
I can’t stand the Hawks. Love that they got the BEATDOWN in game 1.
by JenLovesHockey on May 3, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks can take on Vancouver any day.
Hope you don’t end up eating your words there. There is being confident, but I’m sure someone in the Caps fan base said the same thing bout the Habs … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Not that I like Philly.
Carcillo and Pronger are such pricks.
BUT they’ve got former Sharks Boucher and Carle. Go Sharks!!!
by JenLovesHockey on May 3, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh... why now!? Crazy busy school week.
I would have to have a big speech to write on the day there’s a photoshop expo.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
The Other Joe! JUMBO
credit SharksFan, HF
"Sorry guys, I’m not going to try and hit (Douglas) Murray anymore. It doesn’t work." - Steve Ott, Dallas Stars.
by SwisherThresher on May 3, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
This thread is seriously lacking some pun-based shops
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 3, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
OH NOES!!!!
JIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No no, a jinx would be doing the Conn Smythe/Con Air shop Mr. K wanted a few weeks back. This is just combining two aspects of hockey into a pun, since this says nothing about winning the Cup or anything.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Hmmmmmmm… I guess I’ll let it slide, then.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Joe’s in the Cup were each holding a Cup, though.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So, you mean there’s no Con Air Photoshop?
Phooey.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Gotta have OT scoring Joe!
And just recently I tried to think of JoePa puns so I started thinking about people with the name Joe and of course the first person that comes to my mind has to be Joe Thornton…
submitted via email by Colonel Korn
Super sick.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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by Mr. Plank on May 3, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 17 recs
The attention to detail is just amazing. Best ’shop so far.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit, just got another one that blows everything out of the water.
I’m just going to update the main post later tonight with all the images— makes it easier to view etc.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
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Um…wow!
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by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Only words I have for this?
Full of win.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
my 2 cents.
add it to the frey:
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Still love Heatley riding the Shark in the background.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 3, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, this, of course, is classic!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this one. It brings the mojo.
by ToddMclellan'shair on May 3, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Request
Can someone photoshop Joe Pavelski’s head on to that shark from South Park that is humping someone in the sand? Preferably with a Red Wing being photoshopped underneath the shark.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
I was thinking this: Datsyuk crying with a thought bubble of the shark humping the guy from South Park but i dont have photoshop
Datsyuk should be crying, and asking himself, “Why couldn’t my parents name me PavelSKI?”
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
lol nice one
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"Hold onto your seats because we're coming" - Ryan Clowe
"We cannot not work hard... we coasted in on the playoffs last year if we coast in then we're going to coast our way right out." - Dan Boyle
oh, you mean like this?
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 12 recs
HAHAHAHA
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Nice!
Had to keep the Heatley riding the Shark, eh? Does that technically make this a three-way?
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he's just a voyeur. O_o
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
PERFECT!!!
I love you. In a manly sort of way, you know?
(this is getting akward fast)
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
the game was great last night
like that part where they hit each other and were strong and hurt the other guys.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
do it. make it happen. spread the love.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone use this image?
"Whatever planet he's on, I think everyone wants to get on it with him" - Joe Thornton on Joe Pavelski
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"
by sharkiesgirl on May 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
If anyone can modify this one from Dr. Strangelove
Once again, I’ll buy you a beer.
(It needs to be SOLID, however)
Link.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
You get nachos included if you can somehow show Detroit as the bomb target.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
On it.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
BETTER PHOTO
Here.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 23 recs
There it is! Beautiful!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
BEER, NACHOS, YOU NAME IT. WOOOOOOO
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
This is so damn amazing
I’m setting it to my computer background.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
you sir, are rec'd for life
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon" ~Drew Remenda
For some reason I have a feeling Jumbo is going to be a goddamn beast this year. Sharks are going to be tied 1-1 in the series going on the road for game three in the first round, and five minutes into the second he is just going to take over. ~Plank
"He (Iginla) thinks he’s a pretty tough guy, so why not?" ~ Ryan Clowe
by Jay Fin Anderson on May 3, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT
is fucking awesome!!
"Whatever planet he's on, I think everyone wants to get on it with him" - Joe Thornton on Joe Pavelski
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"
by sharkiesgirl on May 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Late to the party...but here is another
by singlewall on May 3, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
How the hell did I not see this earlier?
Rec’d… although Joe does look worried.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Cheech's blew mine out of the water...
but I did sneak in a Winged Wheel crop circle down in the corner!
WHOA
Love the attention to detail!
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Futurama, eh?
I love it. I’d love to see someone do this one…
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL YEAH
Awesome link.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Where's the Joe Pavelski = Terminator photo?
In the meantime, someone please tailor this one to the necessary specifications.
Link.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Man, K
All these requests. You should try your own hand at some!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for my work to provide us with Photoshop (since I'm using my work laptop)
They’re supposed to do that next year – and then I’ll become a FIEND.
In the interim, someone modify this one, please.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Mr. K does not give. Mr. K only gets.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Is it wrong to rec this myself? Fuck it.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Makes him a terrible lover.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on the kind of love we’re talking abou….you know what, I’m just going to stop…
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by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS…. oh wait.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
In the meantime, someone please tailor this one to the necessary specifications.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on May 3, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
I’m putting this in my classroom.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
LOL!
Well played, sir!
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by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA, Brilliant!
K shouldn’t mind this
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Not at all!
I’ve never looked better.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
He does have some impressive superhero hair.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That photo’s from August ’09, right after I got back from two months of traveling. I only wish I still looked like that.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
I want to rec this like 10 times.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
Hahahhahaha
oh my….wow. hahahaha
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
SHHHHH
I’m working on one of those lol
DC
by Pavelskinator on May 3, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoopsie
Incidentally, LOVE the username.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Yours is kick ass, too.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Oops, I meant to say “good”. Freudian slip?
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ll notice I didn’t correct you.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
It definitely is memorable.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
no worries lol
and thanks
this is going to be an all night project i fear
DC
by Pavelskinator on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, one more request that I'm surprised no one has done yet.
This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you do this, you are epic win for life.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
Throw in Braveheart’s “FREEDOM!” for a double feature.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Not from me, I’m done for the night.
Way too much time on here for me tonight, haha.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you are on fire with the requests today.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just doing my part
Funniest thing – I emailed Plank this morning with the idea for the Expo, and he already had it in mind for this afternoon. Something was in the air, I tell ya.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Meet Joe Black...
It’s just begging to be doctored.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on May 3, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Pearly whites!
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Is this real life?
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by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No JoePa’s head is photoshopped on someone else’s head.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent starting point. I’m thinking Star Wars light saber battle.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
LIGHTSABER IS ONE WORD!!!
Z OH EM GOOSES HOW DID YOU GET THAT WRONG???111
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 3, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I’m the one FTF admin that’s not a Star Wars fanatic.
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S'all good, just pulling your leg.
It’s not like we are going to have a Star Wars spelling bee anytime soon….or will we?
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 3, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
S-O-L-O
Awesome
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Nonononono you got it all wrong.
Awesome
J-O-E-P-A-V-E-L-S-K-I
Awesome
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Pavelski is not in Star Wars
But yes, in principle, you are right.
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I thought he was?
OH wait, Patrick Marleau was the farmboy. Never mind.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 3, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Win!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
Another idea
THE SHINING – heeeeeeeere’s Pavelski!
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Post update to include the highlights.
Unreal submission via email up there. Well worth the price of admission.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
by Mr. Plank on May 3, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm going to rec this comment because I can't rec the pic.
Unbelievable!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
I'd make a momma joke
But my mind is equally blown
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Joe Pavelski
He can make you shit bricks.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
PHE
NOMINAL.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Holy crap! Best. Photoshop. Ever!
That one wins.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn. No beating that one.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
damn....
ive been workin on one for 2 hrs. that makes me wanna quit…
DC
by Pavelskinator on May 3, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Think of it like a supermodel girlfriend— none of us will ever achieve that level, but it doesn’t mean there aren’t some hot girls out there who are available.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Well said.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Genius
you’ve inspired me to complete it
DC
by Pavelskinator on May 3, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Of course you do.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Hahaha these jokes never get old.
Poor Mr. K.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
It’s ok – I still chuckle at them.
Because they’re based in trut…
Nevermind.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Bow down to the Joe!
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Joe Pavelski IS God!
Quitter's Proud United Member #11
I would think Pavs reading to you would cause this effect...
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by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just because someone mentioned Star Wars: "It's over, Jimmy! I have the high ground!"
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Woooo
Do you have a bigger image?
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
HAHAHA
I actually deleted the word “one” and put “image” just to avoid that.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
This thread is clogged enough. If you right click the image and say “open image in new window” it will open normal sized.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
A-ha
Roger.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Hmm
Not working for me – no bother, saved it to my computer.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Gracias
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
This one is sick bruva.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
I thank you.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 3, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m surprised it took this long to get a Star Wars chop! Nice one…
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Howard does whine a lot like Wings fans, so I can see the Anakin comparisons.
Proud member of the "Don't Trade Marleau" club.
Fear the Fin: Where Sharks Fans Aren't Like Other Sharks Fans.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 3, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Money is too awesome to be 'shopped on anyone other than himself.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
by jwizzle241 on May 3, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
I admit it
I laughed.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
This makes me realize that no one has done a Pavelski = Chuck Norris Photoshop.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Because in reality, Pavelski > Chuck Norris.
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
for every Chuck Norris joke, change it to Joe Pavelski and it becomes much better.
“Joe Pavelski’s tears could cure cancer…Too bad he never cried!”
Am I right?
DC
by Pavelskinator on May 3, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
“Joe Pavelski traveled back in time and saved JFK’s life by stopping the bullet with his playoff beard. Sadly, JFK was so amazed that his head exploded.”
Good point!
I like this one!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodnight all
I expect further brilliance posted in this here thread by the time I wake up.
GO JOE.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Ok, I think I’m going to go now. I think losing four straight two-player battles on Tetris Friends is a sign that I need to take a break.
(Yes, I play Tetris Friends, don’t judge me. Tetris is an addicting game.)
by In Bust we Trust on May 3, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
In Soviet Russia
Pavelski photoshops you
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
by ElvisVF101 on May 3, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Hahahaha
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
Not the traditional photoshop, but it was done in photoshop. Gotta go balls out sometimes.
Inspired by the Big Lebowski: The Big Pavelski
I want to sell these I just need to figure out from where (for charity)
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
by CTGray on May 3, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
Sicker than SARS.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
It's practically Swine Flu
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Excellent! Well done!
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on May 3, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll buy one.
Drew: Fill in the blank: "When I'm on the ice with Douglas Murray, I..."
Nabby: Poop yourself.
and now you can!
here!
All sales of this shirt will benefit charity. Keeping it real, keeping it fresh, keeping it real fresh.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
More like
Joe PAYDirt
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
This thread helped make this Monday go by so much smoother
Thanks to all for taking the time! Some really great ones in here.
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"Hold onto your seats because we're coming" - Ryan Clowe
"We cannot not work hard... we coasted in on the playoffs last year if we coast in then we're going to coast our way right out." - Dan Boyle
This is super sick. One of my favs.
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
HOLY CRAP!
REC’D LIKE A MOFO!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Hahahaha
"San Jose is where I want to be at the end of the day, and there's an opportunity now to make it there. It is where my heart is." - Jamie McGinn, 2/22/10
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
nice
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
hilarious
I has my won my affection. <3
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
We have a winner oh man that's freakin hilarious
"It's a very cozy sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"Hold onto your seats because we're coming" - Ryan Clowe
"We cannot not work hard... we coasted in on the playoffs last year if we coast in then we're going to coast our way right out." - Dan Boyle
I can't properly express
How proud I am of you.
Fear The Fin = Man goes into cage... Cage goes into salsa... Shark's in the salsa... Our shark.
"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
Flying Pavelski, upon request
still think he’s too happy to charge at Vader.
by Shiromori on May 3, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
Vader isn't happy enough to be worthy of a duel with Joe Pavelski
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Awesome.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
do you have this bigger?
i want this as my desktop background.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
pixelly, but it will get the job done.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
Holy mother of GOD
that is freaking amazing!!! Look at how much fun he’s having fighting Vader!
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 3, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone wants to do a request…I would love to see the opening 007 sequence spiral with the blood (Wings blood?), and Pavs silhouette in the center shooting the puck. Not sure how tough it would be to do a recognizable silhouette of Pavs though.
by ToddMclellan'shair on May 3, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions
the flying pavelski pic is pretty recognizable.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
"Five minutes to Stuart for disembowling"
No way! That was totally a dive by Pavelski.
by calixtus on May 3, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The puck abides
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 3, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Just as a comment – holy shit, I did not realize that gif was 64 frames before I started working on it. Now I know far too well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
so awesome.
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
TY
i wanted a Hoth background, but this was the best i could get
DC
by Pavelskinator on May 3, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Pavelski. But I love Crosby too.
Oh, why must they fight one another?
Patty Marleau: An Erotic Life
Picked overall #2
Adored by the faithful
Trade rumors abound
Turns-around career
Year of the Cup?
Joe Pavelski: Real- American Mojo
by Will Bulldozer on May 4, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Canada and the USA will always be mortal enemies...
also, NorCal people…
is it “Canada and USA” or “Canada and The USA”
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
The USA.
smart ass.
However, it would be “Canada and America” not “the Canada and the America.”
"Shave it, and you will score." - Randy Hahn
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
Proud member of the "Lifetime Contract for Marleau" Club
YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SMART
WITH YOUR DAYGLOW MOUSTACHE AND YOUR GREASY HAIR!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
hey now...
leave my last name outta this haha.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
Sidney Crosby is my Cousin
www.pensburgh.com
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
I love this one!
"Whatever planet he's on, I think everyone wants to get on it with him" - Joe Thornton on Joe Pavelski
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"
by sharkiesgirl on May 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
JOE AND SILENT TODD STRIKE BACK!!
SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!!!!
by orange_and_black_attack on May 3, 2010 11:54 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I love this.
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"The Sharks need to keep playing well and finish off Detroit. If they don't I guarantee a third straight Pitt-Det finals. WE'RE HOCKEY'S LAST HOPE!!!" - ZeroIndulgence, via text
I love this thread.
I’d love it more if I had photoshop, so I could photoshop Condor Joe!
DO IT.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
Sidney Crosby is my Cousin
www.pensburgh.com
Doesnt look like the photo posted..
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com
Sidney Crosby is my Cousin
www.pensburgh.com
This might very well be
the greatest thing that has ever happened here. I just wish I could keep reccing them all.
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Proud member of the "Keep Marleau Forever" Club
//applause
I choose this one….holy cow I choose this one…made my spine tingle…wow.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS AMAZING!!!
WOW!!!! I would follow him in a Desert for 40 years to the Cup. Just glad he shorten the wait a good 35+ years. -_^
by 420Sharksfan on May 4, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
that is amazing.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
"No, That's Not General Malaise, It's NHL Playoff Fever." Real Fake Sports
THIS ONE IS EPIC!!!!1!1!
"I didn't know it was in until everyone was punching me in the face." - Devin Setoguchi
by Captain Velvet on May 4, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
"Joeses" rules this photoshop for me!
Although “Being Joe Pavelski” was pretty funny too.
Can I just say…
Oh. MY GOD!
I toooootally love this thread. It’s by far my favourite so far on FTF!
This is full of win. Amazingness. Just holy freaking awesome.
You guys are so great. Man.
I know! I feel positively
inadequate for this blogsite…I can’t Photoshop or anything worth crap. I love it! :)
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Same, can’t do anything like that either.
This blog and all their photoshop are here to serve people like you and me for entertainment :p
I wish I was here when all the fun started, yet sadly I got to miss all the fun that was happening.
Well, it was worth reading all the comments anyways.
by AppleSweetRose on May 4, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahha
this place erupted the minute Plank put the post up….pictures galore. I feel like now I am no longer a good contributing member of the FTF society hahahhaha. Yes, I thoroughly enjoyed all the pictures and I’m a good shade of green after this brouhaha.
"God save us all." - FTF Staff
by mssjsclowie29 on May 4, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
WOW
This was, by far, one of the most entertaining threads all year.
by ilooklikeafat16 on May 4, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions
PS
I’m wearing my signed Pavs jersey to work/the bar/class today. I will be THAT GUY.
by ilooklikeafat16 on May 4, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Hate to post a half-ass PS
But my online photoshopper is crapping out and this is as close as I’m going to get for now. If anyone wants to take this and run with it/clean it up, please feel free!
by In Doug We Trust on May 5, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
Or not.....
Having some trouble linking to a photo. Hang on!
by In Doug We Trust on May 5, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
these are all SO good! Keep ‘em coming! I’m living vicariously through your imaginations hahahahha!
"Whatever planet he's on, I think everyone wants to get on it with him" - Joe Thornton on Joe Pavelski
"It's a kook fest" - Drew Remenda
"What an idiot" - Craig Rivet
"Al Stalock, his reflexes are so good he can smell a fart before someone even lays one"
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