Okay, like, so I was going to like, talk about like, New Years resolutions because like, New Year's Day is like, in January, but then like, I realized I don't do that, and like, if even if I did, I'd be like, too lazy to go through with it. You know?
So instead, to get this thing over 75 words, I'll tell you about this crazy weird dream I had about Harry Potter after I watched the Deathly Hallows.
Alright then, Voldemort and I were fighting outside my house and for some reason he had 2 Elder Wands. With one, he was launching killing curses at me and I was dodging them because I was like a ninja. And with the other one, he launched this black circle of death and he kept making the circle smaller and smaller to draw me closer to him. After getting too close, I gave up and just as Voldemort was about to kill me, Hagrid comes out of nowhere and announces that he has 2 cheeseburgers and asked if anyone wanted them. So Voldemort was like "BACK OFF, THEY'RE MINE!!!!!", so he grabbed them and dropped the Elder Wands.
Then I grabbed the Elder Wands and combined them into one because I was just that bad ass. So I started chasing after Voldemort trying to kill him. But then, one of my killing curses missed by a lot, and hit a reindeer on my neighbors roof. Voldemort and I were like, "OMG, NOOO REINDEER!!!", so we worked together to try to bring it back to life, but we couldn't, so we just turned it into a stuffed animal. After that, we celebrated, and while I was distracted he grabbed the Elder Wand and we had like a Tug of War. That made the Elder Wand break, but he got the bigger, more powerful piece and he killed me and I woke up.
Oh yea, and happy new year, I guess.
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