Wow. Theirs is even worse than ours. The Duck is one of the younger Guardians. Although he hails...

Wow. Theirs is even worse than ours.

The Duck is one of the younger Guardians. Although he hails from a wealthy family and is a rebel with a trust fund, he has undergone Marine training and is as tough as nails. Calm in all situations, his relaxed attitude should not be mistaken for weakness because when the time to fight arises, few Guardians are more prepared than the Duck.

He wears a futuristic bio suit and helmet that allow him to breathe underwater for short periods of time. He also has "surf boots" on his feet that give him the ability to glide on the surface of water at incredible speeds. He has wings, but they allow him to fly in short bursts and at low altitudes only. He's constantly developing new technology that allows him to take advantage of his aquatic abilities. He also has several surfboards for different conditions and adventures, including his ever-present "Fish" board; a retro surfboard that allows him to cut through waves and at an incredible speed and make amazing maneuvers. He's a bit of a showoff, but with skills like his, you would be to.

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The unbridled retardedness of NHL Guardians leaves me in utter and complete awe.

From the mind of Stan Lee, comes…swill?

Can’t wait to see the Oilers guardian.. DON’T GET TOO CLOSE TO “The Flame!” (sic.)

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by Noctro on Jan 28, 2011 11:36 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

That's horrible

Duck fans should be embarrassed. The mascot of a bottom-feeder.

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by Soloact on Jan 29, 2011 2:30 AM PST reply actions

They could have just gone with Wild Wing.

Or Charlie Conway, either of those work better haha

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jan 29, 2011 9:32 AM PST reply actions

I saw this the other day and loved that theirs is the lamest of them all, haha

by JenLovesHockey on Jan 29, 2011 11:48 AM PST reply actions

I feel like calling him a "showoff"

Is a nice way of calling him a douche.

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by Auth0r on Jan 29, 2011 3:39 PM PST via mobile reply actions

So this guy is the ‘cool’ (probably Apple) technology user who makes Facetime videos of himself surfing on his rocket board and the Shark is the bland Dell Tech Support guy on the phone telling you the port number. That’s what I don’t like. Stan Lee had to tone down the personality of the Shark guardian just to make it seem like this guy is more cool—laame. I’m sorry he’s still getting his arms bitten off, it’s Justice

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 29, 2011 8:16 PM PST reply actions