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Canada vs USA at 4:30 today.  

Canada sucks!!!  Canada is a sparsely populated freezing hell.  In fact, its so sparsely populated that CALIFORNIA HAS A BIGGER POPULATION THAN IT!!!!!!!!  Plus, its so insecure about itself that is constantly crying for attention.  It even has commercials to remind Canadiens of all the things its invented.  Nevermind America has invented way more shit and better more important shit.  Like the airplane and the atomic bomb*.  Hockey is the only thing that gives canadiens reason for living.......... so lets beat the shit out of them at it.

Also, they gave us Celine Dion** and Justin Bieber.............. enough said.

Coyle and Etem (CALIFORNIA!!!!!) with hat tricks.

GO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

*  Not to be confused with the atomic bong which was invented in Jamaica.

** I don't really care about her, but their seems to be a lot of hate for her in American television.