Sharks Gameday: Some Obscure Song Reference
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Man. Hard to get into a posting rhythm when the Sharks have been off for six days. It feels like cranking up NHL 12 Dynasty Mode to Hardcore Superstar mode, advancing to the second round against the Canucks, and then not playing videogames for a week. When you come back it's a nightmare. Outlet passes skipping off the boards, manual line changes destroying your will to live, the Sedins putting more work into the cycle than a college kid's parents during Thanksgiving Break*. Rough times.
*Yup, that's a laundry joke.
The Sharks are the only team in the NHL to have played one game this season. Pretty sure Lemony Snicket wrote a series of books about that.
First things second-- according to David Pollak of Working The Corners, Martin Havlat will not be in the lineup tonight. He is still waiting to get clearance from his surgeon in Cleveland as to when he will be able to play. That process doesn't need to be done in person however. Although he traveled to Cleveland earlier this month to meet with the surgeon, he can receive clearance over the phone. With three games in four days upcoming for the Sharks there's no official word on whether or not Havlat will play. That sentence was sort of useless, but I wanted to include the fact that San Jose will be playing three games in four days somewhere in the post and that seemed like a good place to put it. If I could do it all over again I would probably use it somewhere else. Like in the fourth paragraph or something.
The Sharks will have three games in the next four days. Antti Niemi will be travelling with the team to Anaheim, but San Jose is carrying three goalies on the roster at this point in order to allow Niemi to fully recover from a surgical procedure that removed a cyst from his knee. McLellan told DP the decision would likely be made by the end of the team's plane trip yesterday, so look for official word on tonight's starter to come later in the day. With a back to back on hand for San Jose, I expect Niemi to see a maximum of one start this weekend if he plays at all. There's no need to push him this early in the season coming off surgery, and especially with Thomas Greiss playing so well.
The penalty kill will get a chance to get back on track tonight against a Ducks team that has historically been downright deadly with the man advantage-- the Sharks and the Ducks are the only teams who have finished in the top 5 in power play efficiency over the last three seasons. With players like Lubomir Visnovsky, Corey Perry, Ryan Getzlaf, Bobby Ryan, and Teemu Selanne running wild in the offensive zone, tonight will be a good test for a Sharks unit that gave up three power play tallies against Phoenix roughly 7,941 minutes ago.
In other news, I was pleasantly surprised to see NHL.com has included a 5v5 goals for/against ratio on their team statistics page. It's way too early to start using this of course, but by game 20 or so it will become a useful tool to employ when analyzing how well a team is performing.
Prediction: Sharks win 3-2. Goals by Pavelski, Mitchell, and Couture. Douglas Murray should grow a mustache.
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Going to the game tonight in Anaheim with my Dad
Then we’re both heading back up to SJ tomorrow night for the Sharks/Blues game at the tank… Two Sharks games and a trip back to my native Bay Area? Done and done.
GO SHARKS!
"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010
by Joeface on Oct 14, 2011 3:41 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
go sharks
My girlfriend and I are going to be at the game too. Can’t wait to rain on that ducks home opener parade
by logancouturesteeth on Oct 14, 2011 6:51 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Keep track of Doug Murray's kill count between plays.
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
If memory serves correctly
The Crankshaft Killcount stands at a single kill from last weeks lovely helicopter hit on a phoenix player.
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
Does.
I expect it to increase against the Anaheim Fucks.
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be at the game tonight too!
I seriously am so giddy this morning. This is my first time seeing the Sharks since the epic comeback in game 3 in LA last year. Go Sharks!
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
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by sharks in oc on Oct 14, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Looks like there will be a nice group
Of FTFers at tonights game! I’ll be there as well!
by BillytheSid on Oct 14, 2011 12:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
There sure will be
I’ll be there as well, always nice to see more Sharks fans than Ducks ones there.
SHARKS!!!
I LOVE there are three games in the next four days, I can take a break from rooting for the Wild, Flyers (which has been fun cause I can boo Pronger on a weekly basis this year), laughing at the Jets and Neil Young, and get back to the real reason I watch hockey…
Oh and Fuck the Ducks!!!
God, the Jets are playing as bad as when they came over from the WHA.
Is it going to be a 20-win season or a 9-win season?
Honestly, those guys need to stop making dumb turnovers, and need some kind of star player. When your best players are Chicago’s 3rd liners, you have a serious problem. If things continue this way, expect a lots of Jets moved at the deadline for picks and veterans… And also expect Scheifele to head back to Barrie for the season.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Im guessing 17 wins.
I hear ya, Winnipegs fans are getting a real dose of why the team was abandoned in Atlanta in the first place. Im sure if they had any stars on the team, they couldve easily stayed the Thrashers. Wonder how many season ticket holders are thinking about selling their seats..
by sharkblood99 on Oct 14, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Eh, probably no one.
Toronto is still without a bona fide star. Kessel, Connolly and Phaneuf are better than anyone on the Jets, but still. Point is, Toronto doesn’t exactly have anyone huge, but they still continue to sell out. I think Winnipeg fans are going to be the same, but they need to accept a tough rebuild. They might finish at the bottom of their conference (fighting with Ottawa for the honour), but they’ll be in a similar position to Edmonton a few years back.
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Toronto has about 20 times as much population in its general area than WPG...
But I digress…
look at how Saskatchewan is with the CFL… they sell out games on the reg, with a smaller population than Winnipeg, and are fucking NUTS for it in the same way Packers fans are. That’s what Winnipeg is now… they are the Green Bay Packers of hockey – and it’s going to be a success.
Nobody. And I mean NOBODY is about to sell their ticket… in face, I bet 99.9% of them are ready and willing to renew at the end of the year.
Yeah, there’s some growing pains with the team… but they have some solid pieces in Ladd and Byfuglien… not to mention one of the youngest teams out there… I don’t expect anything out of them this year, but give this team 2-3 years and they’re going to be scary as shit, I feel. having a new organization that knows how to run a farm team will also help HEAPS… having the Chicago Wolves out of the picture will surely help in development.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
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by SeanCrosby87 on Oct 14, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
St. John's Ice Caps FTW.

Also, I love when Roughriders play @Toronto… Their fans are some of the most flamboyant I’ve ever seen, and they’re an absolute joy to have on the subway/buses. They’re decked out in green (wearing ridiculous costumes), and they’re loud as hell. Makes the snots here give wary glances. I love it.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I would Kessel has alot of star potential.
This could be a breakout season for him.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 14, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I would argue
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 14, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
It'll be a breakout season for Wingels too.
In the sense that he’ll start getting acne.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought you didn't get acne until high school?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 14, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
And his voice might change
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
It’s so odd that PHX was on the table to return to Winnipeg and finally the deals all drop through and what seemed like over a weekend ATL goes. It should have been PHX at least for franchise continuity…or something like that.
derp.
by theneverman on Oct 14, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that is why I was kinda suprised that they decided on naming them the Jets. I think they shouldve gone with calling them the Winnipeg Caribou Doughnuts or something awesome like that, but now there will are two Jets historys, sorta lame…
by sharkblood99 on Oct 14, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yesterdau was pretty sweet
So glad that there were some good games on last night to get me through the last day before S.J plays. Vancouver got their asses handed to them, Minny won, great knock out during the Wash/Pitt game and now The Sharks!!! Finally!
DiPietro got a concussion after a Rolston slapshot.
The NHL seriously needs to ban slapshots.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pesonally
I liked Asham’s victory shot out to the crowd after he knocked Beagle out. "He’s through and sleeping like a baby! Shouldn’t try to fight if you can’t take the punches.
Same.
The people crying over this are a buncha babies. Hockey is a sport. It’s entertainment. That shit is entertaining. :D
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of soft
L.A’s defense in their OT lose looked pretty soft to me last night. With or without Doughty, their offense should be respected but their D looks like an easy push over.
I’m not entertained by a guy bleeding on the ice with a concussion, and another guy gloating over that doesn’t really help.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
You pinko-lefty-un-Canadian-commie!
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
^ This.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Except Canadians don't dislike Communists.
Or leftists. We’re pretty centrist as far as politics go.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I've always
been a boxing fan so being able to watch something like that with no gloves on is a plus. You don’t have to fight in Hockey, it’s a choice. And Beagle obviously made the wrong one. You can’t ask a guy to pull his punches. All you can ask is that Beagle think twice before fighting a guy like Asham.
Nothing about what you said
Makes watching a guy gloat over giving someone else a concussion in a sport that’s coming to terms with the long term effects of head injuries seem more palatable.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
It's not like he killed the guy.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
NHL Hockey: It’s Not Like He Killed The Guy
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@shampeon
by ievans on Oct 14, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
YES.
EXACTLY.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
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GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
by ElvisVF101 on Oct 14, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rofl...nice.
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by ZeroIndulgence on Oct 14, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I can understand
how some people might not like that aspect of the game. It’s hard to like everything in any given sport I think. I hate diving in Soccer but I have to live with it but some people like it (fucking f@$#@!s) and I hate all the flags in any given football game but what are you gonna do. Fighting or people getting knocked out isn’t for everybody.
Elvy likes him some diving.
The big Canucks fan he is.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Canadian teams that aren't going to leave their middle of BFN towns in 5 years
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
So all of them?
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I got no kind of issue with KOs in hockey
Gloating about it, that’s just kinda dumb
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Yes, but Asham is a tough guy.
His career lives and dies with his fighting. If the taunts get cheers from the fans, he’s doing what he can to earn his paycheque.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't aware Asham collected paychecks for gloating
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
You missed my point.
Fighting is done for three reasons, really. The passion of the moment, to rally your bench, and to entertain the crowd. The gloating was for the last one. The gloat itself may have been excessive, but it succeeded is getting the crowd up. I’d say that’s part of his job.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't miss your point
It was just irrelevant
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
"I want you to prepare burgers for us here at McDonald's...
Just don’t put any beef on. Someone might find that offensive."
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Being a fan of fighting in hockey is, to me, like being a fan of high-sticking. It’s part of the game, but not in a good way, and it results in penalties. The fact that it’s considered sacred is bizarre to me.
And before you start with the wuss nonsense, hitting and checking are intrinsic parts of the game, and I love them. Extracurricular fighting is irrelevant to actual game.
If you like fighting, watch fighting. MMA is popular, I hear.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
I AM a fan of fighting
But only insomuch as it helps move the game along. Scripted fights, and fights for the sake of fighting, /yawn. Get back to the game already!
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
So what
if a player knocks a guy out like pronger (what if) or Perry or any other hated player that some might think deserve it for the games sake in moving it along.
Knocking a guy out cold
Can happen for a variety of reasons. If it’s a clean hit, or a good consensual fight, so be it, part of the game. As long as everyone is acting in good faith and not out to injure people. Injuries might happen.
What I’m NOT a fan of is Matt Cooke like hits that are either reckless or malicious. Same when it comes to fighting.
Think of the hit Wizneiwski put on Seabrook last season. Seabrook is a big time player for the Hawks, and so you need to take the opportunity to finish your checks. But Wiz took a run at him while he was vulnerable, and laid a completely reckless and dirty hit. I don’t mind him going after a guy and finishing his checks, but the hit itself was reckless, and has no place in the game.
On a more local example, Thornton on Perron. I love Joe wanting to make the hit, but the actual mechanics of how he hit him I’m not a fan of.
Fighting and hitting, IN GENERAL, I’m okay with. It gets into the hows and the whys as to whether I think it’s appropriate.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Sorry
blindsiding someone or giving a reckless hit has nothing to do with a one on one fight. If any of them would have gloated after a reckless hit then hell yeah, fuck them for being such assholes but a clean punch in a clean fight… I just see a big difference. I do know Asham pissed a lot of people off but I think he stepped on the line, didn’t cross it. The line is different for everyone. If there is any qestion about a code or the code on fighting, maybe the NHL should have an open debate on fighting.
Not saying hitting is completely the same as fighting
But when it comes to players like Pronger and the like, they’re literally too important to fight. So if the likes of an Aaron Asham wanted to fight someone like Perry, Perry might be willing, but it would be a completely unfair trade. a guy like Asham targeting a guy like Perry might be his job, but it’s pretty dumb overall. It’s great strategy, but as a neutral observer, you’d rather see Corey Perry playing (as long as you’re comfortable having no soul). If you’re rooting against the Ducks though, you absolutely want Asham going after a guy like Perry.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Not all fights are good.
For the same reason Elvis said, actually. But it’s absolutely part of the game. Arguing that it shouldn’t be is just silly.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It is, literally, not part of the game. The game of hockey stops when there is a fight.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
Then why doesn't the NHL
ban fighting? Or say you can’t look up to the crowd, smile or gloat after any fight.
This is
exactly how I saw it Evil Stanchion. Asshole move maybe but it got the job done. I wouldn’t have liked it if he would have done that to a Shark or would have skated back to Beagle to laugh or taunt him while he was down. He won, he celebrated and moved on, that was it. He didn’t stand for praise or turn and gloat. Probably for selfish reasons but he got the crowd even more into the game.
As a guy
I would find it hard to not at least smile after knocking someone out. It’s in the moment, you throw one good punch and the guy goes down. I’m sorry but some times punching someone in the face feels good and you add cheers behind that, then I understand Asham’s reaction. Now if the guy had to go to the hospital or the guy didn’t want to fight and Asham knocked him out anyway, I would think Asham would have to apologize or not have done that. But it’s like he said, it was in the moment.
But it’s like he said, it was in the moment.
If we’re going off of what he said, it was uncalled for and classless.
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I hear the phrase "in the moment" come up a lot
It’s usually said to justify assholish behavior. Hell, a lot of the rioters were probably “caught up in the moment.” That Asham got caught up “in the moment” doesn’t make it less assholish. If you put a guy down on the matt in Boxing or MMA, that’s one thing. That’s the entire POINT.
In the NHL, you put a guy down on the ice bleeding, chances are, something has gone wrong, even if he willingly dropped the gloves.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
The fight
was between two people who agreed to fight. Nothing to do with an in the moment decision for someone to riot. He only said classless and uncalled for because he had to. To not piss anyone off more then they were. He probably is an asshole. But if you willingly drop the gloves how did anything go wrong if Beagle got caught with a clean punch?? He didn’t trip and fall on a skate with Asham gloating about it. Asham knocked him out fair and square, no different then a boxing or MMA fight.
He only said classless and uncalled for because he had to.
Can you prove that, or even just provide an example of another NHL player saying something like that?
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Fighting
is a big part of his game. He was obviously happy after the fight. I also wrote on one of these comments that maybe he did feel bad about it after finding out how hurt Beagle was….? He said classless and uncalled for so many times but at the same time stating that it had nothing to do with Beagle and only the fight that it felt scripted to me. That’s all.
I'm saying this
because this fight like most others seemed to be like most others, an agreement to see who can hurt who the most and or win/come out on top. I would be embarrassed if I were Beagle but at the same time I wouldn’t be mad at Asham. He knocked me out fair and square.
The judgements aren't about the fight though
They’re about the taunt. You step up, you might get knocked out, that’s the life of a guy chosing to drop the gloves in the NHL. But taunting has rarely been approved of. Guys like Tie Domi and Donald Brashear don’t get a lot of love because their fights are perceived to be selfish, and their attitudes about it don’t help.
The reason the fighter is revered by many is that, if you fight, you’re doing it FOR your team. And taunting a guy while he’s down doesn’t fit with that mentality of sacrificing for the team.
I buy into that old Western Canadian attitude towards fighting and sacrifice in hockey, and gloating over a bleeding, concussed opponent just doesn’t fit in with that.
Stepping up to the plate, even if you might get dropped, that certainly does. Winning your fight, that definitely does. No issue with the fight. But it’s all about attitude.
GO SHARKS!
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And it's not like taunting has NO place in the game
Think Patrick Kane’s heartbreaker punch when he scored that SH goal against the Canucks. That’s a celebration of a big moment that has some meaning to the game, not like a staged celebration like Ovechkin’s hot stick dance when he reached an individual milestone.
If you do something meaningful, by all means, talk a little smack. But knocking out a guy and possibly injuring him in what is basically a sideshow to the real deal, meh. That’s like football players dancing after every tackle. You did your job son, you really gonna preen for the camera about it?
GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
You don't see things like that from the real fighters
George Parros, for example, would never pull that crap. He’d stick tap the guy on the pads and make sure he was ok. Fighting is fine, knocking players out is an accepted side effect of this sometimes. Gloating over it as you are skating away from someone left bleeding on the ice is classless. Completely goes against the Code.
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by ZeroIndulgence on Oct 14, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Always had mad respect for Parros
I hate the Ducks, but can’t bring myself to hate him.
It’s the ‘stache. It’s my secret weakness…
GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
I hate
certain athlete’s that gloat. To me it all depends. Some people love it, most I think hate it, I’m stuck on the it depends. Mayweather for instance. I really hope someone hits him with a truck one day. Everyone is different just like Parros. He’s probably a nice guy underneath that damn mustache and doesn’t like really hurting people. I respect him for that. All I can say is that when it comes to celebrating or gloating, it all depends. And people make mistakes, so Asham might feel bad and not do something like that again? If he does, I’ll go right back to seeing the how and why and personally decide then. I don’t think I’m the only one that feels this way. We’ve all got our opinion. Anyway, Hockey is about to start and I need to get some shit done before I watch it uniterupted. Fist Pump for knock outs bitches!!
I understand
Everything happend so fast I didn’t see Asham turn to see if anyone was bleeding and I doubt concussion ran through his head right after. Maybe he did feel bad after the fact. Looked back and though, “aw man I shouldn’t have done that”. If that’s the case then good for him. But gloating or what is o.k with how to act after a fight is up for debate. I definitely think there’s a line but I don’t think Asham crossed it on this one. If say he would have went up to Beagle and laughed or pointed at him while he was down then yeah, I’d say he crossed the line. But doing something for the crowd and himself after being pumped up…. I don’t think he does. I put myself in his shoes. If I got in a hockey fight I wouldn’t do anything other then maybe fist pump and give a scream if I was really pumped up (feeling bad about it after if the guy got a concussion) but I wouldn’t waste time apologizing to fans, I would try to track Beagle down or give him a call and apologize. To me Asham didn’t cross the line.
And yet
You think Dustin Byfuglin doesn’t belong in the NHL…
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
That's because Byfuglien is a douche.
When he’s on the ice, he plays for himself. When he should be defending, he’s up on the play fr no reason, or clustered in the wrong corner. Plus he whines to the refs as much as Carcillo.
Fighting is a different beast entirely.
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So Rec'd
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
Sharks win 3-2.
Desjardins gets a hatty.
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meaning his projected goal total jumps over 200?
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
Yes.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If the last game is any indicator...
Desi should have a hatty soon. the way he muscled that second goal in last week was unreal!
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
Will be there cheering LOUDLY tonight
GO SHARKS. FUCK THE DUCKS!
by HeatersLeadingLady on Oct 14, 2011 7:15 AM PDT reply actions
It's good that you'll be at the game.
Your house and kids will go uneaten.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
I almost forgot about that. No kids though… “boys” referred to my boyfriend, roommate, and their friends. Not that it will shock anyone, but I passed out I think before the first period even ended. :( So I get to watch my first whole Sharks game of the season tonight!
by HeatersLeadingLady on Oct 14, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
To whoever's going with her:
Don’t let her pre-drink or frequent the concession stand: She wants to watch the whole thing this time.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Or just limit drinks? Bring only enough cash for a set amount, leave the CCs behind, etc. I’ll never understand people that get so shitfaced that they pass out. How can you have fun if you pass out, and what is the point if you drink so much that you forget what happened the next day?
I didn't forget
I just got sleepy…..it doesn’t take a lot for me to get sleepy.
Plus I thought I was going to the SDSU football game…so I was kind of tailgating, but then I ended up just sitting on the couch watching the game. I was laying down watching and had a blanky and it just looked like the perfect place to take a nap.
You guys are taking this way too seriously. It’s not a big deal at all… I know how to handle myself. I was just having some fun.
by HeatersLeadingLady on Oct 14, 2011 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
When I said I almost forgot about that...
I was referring to that comment in the gameday thread, not the entire night.
by HeatersLeadingLady on Oct 14, 2011 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
what is the point if you drink so much that you forget what happened the next day?
You are obviously not married
by sharkblood99 on Oct 14, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok i’ll rephrase that, what is the point if you drink so much that you forget what happened the next day while doing an activity that you really enjoy?
Memories don’t determine enjoyment.
Carpe Diem.
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FTFY
You are obviously not married to someone you don’t like.
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah, thats a double negative, 10 years ago it was like that tho, LOL! Its just mountains and valleys..
by sharkblood99 on Oct 14, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Some fans drink to forget how terrible their team is...
like Dallas (Yes, that’s a reference to this thread: http://www.fearthefin.com/2011/9/3/2392207/sharks-fans-vs-stars-fans)
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
What? The Sharks are playing this season?
Had no idea, they haven’t played in a week.
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea, the scheduling was really messed up. Sharks are the only team to only have 1 game played, and that is only because yesterday had Edmonton and Winnipeg playing, both of whom had their openers at home and both on last Sunday. They easily could have slotted San Jose to visit either team and play on Tuesday without yielding a back to back for the game they played yesterday nor have conflicts with today’s game.
Though on the flip side, the large break has given me some time to savor and appreciate the Canucks going 1-2-1, and though i coulda swore there was an official diving penalty call in one of the games I couldnt find any in the official reports.
Cyst in the knee though, finally the location is revealed. I hope TMac keeps Niemi out another week. Knee pain is something that can easily get worse as well as cause subconcious hesitation. Not a good thing for a goalie whose style revolves around his mobility on his pads.
I was surprised
they played straight up against Detroit. I wasn’t used to watching them lose without at least being on the power play once in the last 4 min of a game when they’re down?
Going to the Game Tonight
This will be my first time going to the pond… And my first time watching the Sharks play the ducks. Also, since I’m used to seeing the Sharks play at jobing.com arena when I lived in phx, this will be my first SOLD OUT hockey game where I’m rooting for the road team… Good to see that it looks like more than a few Sharks fans will be there!
Also, Plank firing on all cylinders after the 6 day layoff, respect.
Woo! Sharks Game!
Talk about the worst case of blue balls ever. Stupid NHL…“oh, here’s some Sharks hockey….ah ah ah, no, let’s actually wait until we’re both comfortable.” How unsatisfying. Looks like we’ll get our hockey fix over the next 4 days, though (finally).
Prediction: Sharks win 4-1, goals by Pavelski, Pavelski, Couture, and Wingels.
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QUACK! QUACK!
DUCKS SUCK!!!
GO SHARKS!
Sharks win 4-3. Goals by Pavs, Jumbo, Cooch and Demers.
Keep it real... Keep it fresh... Keep it real fresh ~SLNC
Picklesnake 2011-2012
Hiller allows 7 goals, gets pulled, Ellis then shuts the door. Couture gets 5 points and the gwg.
My fantasy team celebrates while my opponent cries.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
There should be a new rule
Anyone in favor of anything good happening to a team that is not the San Jose Sharks for the sake of their fantasy team should have rotten produce thrown at them.
GO SHARKS!
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by ElvisVF101 on Oct 14, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's why
in the past I would draft as many Sharks for my fantasy team as possible.
Last year I had Marleau, Heatley, Pavelski, and Couture.
It’s pretty awesome when you can get a G, A, A, 3 PPP, and potentially even a GWG all off the same play.
The guy I was playing against in the finals also had like 5 Ducks on his team (including Perry) so winning against him made it even more awesome.
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"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Should be a law...
the Asshole Laws. pretty extensive bill… details here: http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/its-the-law-asshole.html
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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doesn't matter, the BoC league decided to be an asshole and when I put him in as starter it was apparently for tomorrow.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 14, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Greiss will start.
And the Sharks have a rediculous record against the Pacific division – 45-18-9 over the past 3 seasons…I hope the domination continues tonight.
Go Sharks!
Yup
and Niemi will be the backup, according to DP
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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Did Greiss maybe win the starting job? :D
Wouldn’t that just be swell?
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Griess is on a 1 year deal, right?
Do you guys think that, based on his stellar play in the clutch, they will extend his contract?
Sure is a good thing they picked him up. This whole situation could have gone way worse.
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
Niemi is injured, as is Nitty
And Greiss has played on game against less than impressive competition.
Highly premature to be discussing the future of our goaltending.
GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Greiss is on a 2 year contract
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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Shameless plug for my music.
Nope
But I will be in section 443!
by BillytheSid on Oct 14, 2011 12:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Gameday makes me want to shout!
Anaheim has a lot of big names, but our stout new blueline should be able to stem the tide. It’s on nights like these that you really want to see the team give its all. They’re going to have to fight to get every bounce. After all, this is hockey, and your opponent isn’t likely to want to snuggle. It’s games like these that really test your resolve. You have everything to lose, and everything to gain. Today, we continue this new era of Sharks hockey.
GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
I see
them going at the Ducks just like they did at home against PHX. Tmac has been on them since throughout training camp. The team is probably just dying to get out on the ice to lay some hurt on anyone and score some goals. Especially against the bitch ass ducks. Can’t Wait!
You may think Getzlaf needs some of that
But really, he just needs to be reintroduced to some of this

GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
by ElvisVF101 on Oct 14, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I realize that's a crankshaft, but...
It also looks like a robot spine. He could use one of those too. Murray’s going to break his normal one.
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Notice how the connecting segments aren't aligned?
Basically, a piston is connecting to each of those segments. As the shaft rotates, it forces the pistons in and out of their chambers. It moves incredibly fast, so the frequent compressions and decompressions cause a series of small explosions that ignite the fuel and cause the vehicle to move.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
(May not be 100% on that, basing that on an auto repair class I took in high school).
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, yeah, I'm right. Here's a .gif.
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm all about the 'shaft
Be it Doug Murray or the car talk! In honor of the car talk…

kind of gives the phrase “Go Sharks” a new meaning. I will have that car one day…
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
that is a horrible car.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Oct 14, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I love mine.
I posted it for the color. I love my Daytona. Comfortable, handles well, looks great… best part is It’ll do 14.7 in the quarter mile stock. That model in the pic is an SRT8 model so it’s probably a little faster. Put the right tires on it and it’ll hit 12’s.
GoIncid3 has the identical one to mine.
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
*at least 12's
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
I read the first three paragraphs without understanding one word except for the laundry joke.
I’m going to start blaming my writing slumps on the NHL’s scheduling, and if that fails, the lockout.
GO SHARKS
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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Here it is.
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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Getzlaf wouldn't last 10 seconds.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching the Buffalo game.
Some local company in Buffalo ripped off the Dos Equis guy for their paint commercial. It was awesome. Thought you should know.
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
Also: Good lord, what is wrong with this announcer's voice?
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's so fun watching people discover Rick Jeannerette
GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
He’s amazing.
So is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaS2Fj_FALs
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
See?
Nabby isn’t all that great. Video evidence.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew about him before.
But good god, the player introductions with this guy were insane. The man’s voice shakes like a paint mixer.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Bahaha.
Whoever’s got the Buffalo game feed on decided to scroll through their satellite menu. Switched it to Supernatural for a minute. XD!
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Shar-ku
Three-bie this week with the long break.
After five long, dark months
the Sharks feasted in Victory.
The blood lust grew strong.
Then they were held back
for six endless days, starving.
Forbidden to feed.
But tonight, they’ll hear
Quack quack- DUCKS SUCK! at long last.
The Frenzy begins…

The real terror of beholding sharks feeding is that that may be all there is to life.
Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan
Ugh.
The first line should be “For five long, dark months” and the second should be “the Sharks feast in Victory”
Long fucking Friday. Just give me hockey.
The real terror of beholding sharks feeding is that that may be all there is to life.
Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan
by CloweMyWord! on Oct 14, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
GIVE ME HOCKEY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And more beer.
First line still wasn’t right, should be “After five long months” to fit the syllable scheme.
But you know what? Fuck the Ducks and fuck syllables. What now.
The real terror of beholding sharks feeding is that that may be all there is to life.
Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan
by CloweMyWord! on Oct 14, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Truth, justice
And San Jose Shark wins
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Amen.
The real terror of beholding sharks feeding is that that may be all there is to life.
Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan
by CloweMyWord! on Oct 14, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!! THE SEASON IS STARTING!!!!!!
What do you mean, second game…?
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Lady Sharks liked the first date, but waited a week to call us back...
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s ONLY 5:30????
Ugh
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Just watch the Buffalo game.
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/85832/3/watch-buffalo-sabres-vs-carolina-hurricanes.html
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We have free center ice. I’m just bored…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
FREE centre ice?
How’s I get on this?
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
everyone bored waiting for the game to start
http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/fricomedy
Check out this British satire podcast…thirty minutes of pregame time spent. New one every friday.
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Does anyone know anything about hooking up TV to computers?
I was all psyched today because I got the appropriate cables and adapters to hook up my laptop to my TV so I could watch the game on a big screen in front of my couch tonight instead of huddling in front of my desk and I hooked everything up like I was supposed to and I can’t get my computer to recognize my TV…
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Perhaps there are drivers you need
or maybe it is in the BIOS settings.
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
Another is
that external video isn’t hot plug like USB, you might have to turn the lappy off, connect the video out, then boot the lappy back up.
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
Yeah
I’ve during everything off, disconnected everything, reconnected everything, made sure all the connections are tight, and turned on the TV and then turned on the computer and still nothing.
I’m hoping I’m not missing drivers because that about sinks this project.
I’m due for a new computer in the near future anyway, but I just want to watch the Sharks on a TV…
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Make sure you’ve got the right dealie plugged into the right whatsits on both the tv and the ’puter. Our tv has like 7 or 8 different doohickies on it.
And for ours I know there’s some specific order to it.
Plug the cable in then turn on computer…. then tv… or the other way around…
I dunno but there’s usually some cussing involved cuz something wasn’t done in the right order.
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TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
There’s no mistaking the wrong plug.
I’ve got a mini-DVI to DVI adapter to a DVI to VGA adapter going into the TV.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Is there a graphics option thing on your computer that says “Output to” and you could choose Monitor, Notebook, etc?
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
I dunno, this is my System Preferences and Display screens, respectiviely:


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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Oh, I think I see the problem.
It’s a Mac.
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Helpful.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Could be Linux
Very similar System Preferences window
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
If your computer's resolution is higher than that of the TV
No joy. I had the same issue when setting up my mini to go to my TV.
If you’re going to use the 1280 X 800, make sure your TV’s resolution is compatible. You may have to change that in one of the internal settings.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
There can be issues when the resolution of the TV doesn't match the resolution of the computer
Make sure the two are the same. I had the same issue hooking up my computer to the TV. I had a mini-DVI to HDMI connection as well.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
My understanding was that the computer does that automatically, or at least it will tell me what to change it to.
When I open up my display settings I see nothing and it won’t even detect that I’m hooked up to the TV.
I may need a different adapter. It hooks up alright, but I got the wrong one initially and just went out to Radio Shack to find another one to hook it up tonight. I should probably return everything and just get a mini-DVI to HDMI.
Right now I have a mini-DVI to DVI then a DVI cable then a DVI to VGA adapter hooked into my TV.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Hmm
I’ve noticed that the display doesn’t always automatically adjust.
As for the daisy chain of adapters, who knows, that may be the issue.
Does your TV not have a DVI input? Most newer ones do I thought.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Also
From Mini-DVI, you should be able to get away with just one converter. Apple has display converters that go to just about everything, but you may need to get them online. The Apple stores out here have most of them in stock, so if there’s one close to you, they may have what you need.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
I know
I just got the wrong one because I’m an idiot.
Went driving around looking for a radio shack to get the second adapter earlier tonight. It sucked.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Also
Radio Shack charges literally 7 times what I could have gotten it for on Amazon.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
I thought it did
but then once I started hooking it up I realized it was a VGA.
I should have just gone for the HDMI adapter but I was worried since this is an old laptop (just a plain Macbook – no pro) it might not work right.
I should just bite the bullet and buy a new computer. Although if I do I’ll probably get a desktop so I’ll need a helluva longer cable…
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
I have the old Macbook, non pro
The output to HDMI works just fine.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
I primarily use the mac mini to go to the TV
But I’ve done it with the laptop as well, no issues.
I use the mini-DVI to DVI adapter, and then they stock a 6’ cable from Belkin whic does DVI to HDMI. You’ll need the seperate audio cable still, but otherwise, it’s gravy.
If you don’t want to upgrade your laptop, I’d suggest the mini, or some other media PC. I got mine used of craigslist for about $600. So I imagine you could get some PC equivalent that has wireless for $300-$400. Or you could do a netbook I suppose. I was in the same boat as you, didn’t want to drop the money on a new laptop, and just needed a machine to do netflix/hulu/other streams to the TV.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Audio isn’t the issue, I got the audio working fine on the TV, just no video.
And it’s not really the price of the laptop that’s the issue, I just don’t really need a laptop. I never use it for notes, I don’t take it with me, except to my office, but if I got a new computer I could just leave the old one at the office.
The only reason I ever got a laptop was because I was going to college and then I never used it like a laptop. It did make moving easier, but I’ve always been more of a desktop man.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
I have the same problem...
Only thing is, the only output my laptop has is a VGA. I bought a VGA to HDMI cable, but I don’t have the proper converter. >_>; My old Dell laptop had an S-video output, so I could use that, but this new one is a stupid piece of shit.
Any suggestions on a desktop build? I’m looking at building my own. Needs to run Guild Wars 2 and never be a laggy bastard.
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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Pregame is on!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
brodie's face looks cg/photoshopped
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that was an obnoxious commercial, I didn’t even know there were Sonic places in N. California.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
i actually find it funny that Sam Adams beer is toted in California
In Boston, I remember my dad wanted to take us on a tour/historical museum thing about the guy and the information people just thought it was a beer
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We so excited
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
and it’s FRIDAY!!!!
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
Tomorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwardddd
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ain't fallin' for it
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
This one is better anyway.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Everybody's Russian!
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I promise it's not Rickroll.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
are any of the firstrow sports feeds a good quality
we had a real good one vs phoenix
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
No CenterIce for you?
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
broke college student in southern california
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
It’s free with cable / satellite whatever for this week… but maybe it would be blacked out down there anyhow? Black out rules, in all sports, confuse me.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
no cable tv :(
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
it is fine
well not really, but i get by with the pirated feeds
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
Poirated*
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We had to start doing that with football. We had DirecTv for several years, now our “window” is blocked by a big ole tree, no more reception… so if Mr. Merope wants to watch his football team we have to find something on line. It sucks.
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
FIFY
Well #poop
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
seeon.tv/view/21054
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
Link 1, but I'm finding it stutters for me.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Link one
is embedded from the url I posted above. Go straight to the source for the better feed.
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
agreed
a hint better and a split second faster
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
yes
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
I hope those Hockey X people get some better commercials…
Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.
TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.
lol desjardins
his goal face……
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
^ Second.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Plank will put one up when the game starts
per usual.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
He’s so lazy. Never does anything for us…
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Shh, he might hear you.
Have you not heard the legends of Plank? Unwise to anger him.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE IS NO PLANK!
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Blasphemy!
Say three Our Stalocks for penance.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
GO SHARKS
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
did....did randy just complement corey perry
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
I think I'm gonna be sick
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
This is blasphemy...
THIS IS MADNESS.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEP5er4OoRl6y1EBc7EUeJrasSYXULOsUDDs4E4NRVW0D8ZFnFjl8zHYeJ
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gilOpWpqoD4
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
Hahahaha!
That’s worse than Patrik Stephan’s empty-net miss.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
link one on front row is sharks
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
http://www.seeon.tv/view/21054
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/85833/1/watch-anaheim-ducks-vs-san-jose-sharks.html
link 1
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
baby ryan

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?
Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.
CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?
Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.
CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Oct 14, 2011 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
Streaming Here
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/85833/1/watch-anaheim-ducks-vs-san-jose-sharks.html
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/85833/1/watch-anaheim-ducks-vs-san-jose-sharks.html
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/85833/1/watch-anaheim-ducks-vs-san-jose-sharks.html
Just ignore the popup things.
Oh, HEY GUYS. LONG TIME NO SEE.
Semper carcharodon carcharias.
Kansas City Shark since August 2010.
Horribly shameless music plug: http://www.mixcloud.com/auralpandemic/
Dawn White has an amazing voice.
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
not so great diet
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
Actually, weight makes you a more powerful singer.
This is why a lot of metal frontmen are bigger guys.
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I'm skinny ***** right here, can't sing like that.
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
How come they always shout RED GLARE?
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
Lets play some puck
"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan
Oohh my ears hurt
Can’t anyone just sing the National Anthem instead of hamming it up?
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
Black Is the New...
Palin Mask.
Semper carcharodon carcharias.
Kansas City Shark since August 2010.
Horribly shameless music plug: http://www.mixcloud.com/auralpandemic/
Come Playoffs...
… we’ll be sick of the Palin Mask once again. If I’m not sick of thinking of it already.
Semper carcharodon carcharias.
Kansas City Shark since August 2010.
Horribly shameless music plug: http://www.mixcloud.com/auralpandemic/
I know what he should throw on there.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
by Evil Stanchion on Oct 14, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
GO SHARKS
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
The AARP line!
XD!
The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
THE AARP LINE
now that’s making up for complimenting Corey Perry
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
I invited Captain Spike over
He’s gonna roast some ducks for us.

Nintendo, Yoshi, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan.
you need to watch digimon tamers.
Waffles, Digimon...________
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 14, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Here we go:
http://www.fearthefin.com/2011/10/14/2491313/game-thread-sharks-ducks
http://www.fearthefin.com/2011/10/14/2491313/game-thread-sharks-ducks
http://www.fearthefin.com/2011/10/14/2491313/game-thread-sharks-ducks
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Not hearing all the noise from the infestators...Ducks fans actually came out for the opener?!!? O_O
Go Sharks!
Watching at home...
I heard a bunch of boo’s at the start of the game, pretty loud. It was funny.
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.
Well ducks just ruined Pennywise for me....
They play Bro Hymn every time they score a goal?
KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

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