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Sharks Gameday: Preparation vs. Execution

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There is a difference between preparation and execution. Sometimes it is hard to see, sometimes it is easy to see, and sometimes the difference doesn't exist at all.

Against the Blues, the issue was primarily execution. You have an entire first period of pucks bouncing off skates, turnovers being handed away like it was Red Cross Night at HP Pavilion, and lackluster work in the corners during battles for 50-50 pucks. By no means was the preparation perfect, but by and large players were where they needed to be-- they understand the system, they know their role within that system, and they got to those areas of the ice where they are able to help out their teammates.

But when execution is off, it can spread like wildfire. Take for example the first two and a half minutes of the game. In order, you have the following plays occur-- a bad dump that leads to a St. Louis breakout, a bad clear from the Sharks end, a bad breakout, a good breakout that leads to an offsides, a good breakout that leads to a dump in with no forecheck and an uncontested breakout for the Blues, an upcoming power play that gets negated when the Sharks jump in to scuffle with Jackman after a hit, a turnover at the offensive zone blueline, an offsides, and then the turnover by Demers that ends up in the back of the net.

Execution, execution, execution. It set the tone for that entire period, and San Jose didn't get their legs back until a late power play.

These are the kinds of issues that are either a) the product of a bad team lacking skill or b) the product of a good team who has struggled to put all of the pieces together in the early season. It's clearly not the former. No matter how much you grind out diagrams and preach the system during practice, it's up to the players to execute that gameplan when they hit the ice. Sometimes, that takes time. Most of the time, it's just a product of random variance in performance output.

Whether or not the lack of execution disappears rapidly or lethargically is something that will be born out by time; ultimately, the Sharks are going to be fine. But it's the short term we concern ourselves with, so it's the short term we cover today.

Star-divide

Over the course of the last three seasons the Sharks have struggled with teams who are quick-- San Jose likes to play a slower paced game that meshes with their skill set, but when they get away from working hard along the boards and cycling the puck down low, it can get ugly quickly. Anaheim's bottom six forward group gave the Sharks defenseman a lot of trouble on Friday night with their ability to generate speed in the neutral zone and hound the puck carrier as soon as he picked up the puck. This all starts in the offensive zone for the Sharks, and it's where they've really struggled in their last two games.

The top line was a cycle machine against Phoenix and has three out of the four best Sharks along the boards in Pavelski, Thornton, and Marleau. The second line has an immovable object in Ryane Clowe and a heady player in Couture, the third line possesses the industrious Michal Handzus, and the fourth line has a pair of grinders in Desjardins and Murray as well. This team was built to pummel teams down with their size, wear out defensman with a relentless grind, and then capitalize with their skill at the end of a long shift for the opposing team. It's how they are going to win hockey games on a nightly basis.

In other words, it all starts with a strong cycle and a forecheck that, even if it doesn't result in puck possession, forces those opposing wingers to circle around and help support their defenseman instead of just taking off up the ice. It's such a cliche, but really getting back to basics here against Anaheim is a) not only going to play into what this team is built to do, but b) is going to make it easier for all the new players in the system to succeed because a little bit of chip and chase is something that they've been doing all of their careers.

Star-divide

Anaheim's top line of Getzlaf, Perry, and Ryan is hard to gameplan for-- last change goes to San Jose, so it makes sense to go power versus power. Throw out the best defensive (and offensive) forward line in Marleau, Thornton, and Pavelski against the big guns, and have Boyle-Murray take the majority of that ice time on the backend as well. If you can hold them to a goal you've pretty much done your job for the night.

After that, it's get pucks deep and take advantage of the Ducks thin forward depth. Hiller is always a magician in net, but he played last night in the Ducks 4-2 win over the Blues and could possibly have a night off-- if that is the case, Dan Ellis gets the call.

Expect Niemi to make his season debut in net for the Sharks.

Prediction: Sharks win 4-2. Goals by McGinn, Clowe, Marleau, and Vlasic.

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Er….go Sharks!

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
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by BritShark on Oct 17, 2011 6:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

“Er, guys, don’t look now, but…”

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
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by BritShark on Oct 17, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the shark is smiling for the picture

by sharkblood99 on Oct 17, 2011 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not a smile.

There were three Ducks. He’s burping.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Some sharks like to avoid the oxygen tanks, but personally, I prefer my Ducks carbonated."

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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They asked another shark to take their picture with the first shark

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-season

Means zippo. A false sense of security seems to have made it’s way into the Sharks collective psyche. But in seriousness, it will be nice to see this team with Havlat and Niemi before we all start jumping off the ship.

I kept noticing one shot and done, with little control in the offensive zone.

I do think scoring will be an issue all year, so it will help if we don’t give up too many 3rd period leads. People forget how tough the West is and so the Sharks need to concentrate on the fundamentals and basics to get them a win most nights.

I think tonight’s game will tell us a lot about where this team is right now. Also, I was a bit surprised that Benn Ferriero wasn’t in the line-up to replace Havlat. I think we could have used his offensive talent on the second line the last couple of games.

Nice write up Mr. Plank!

by douchebags on Oct 17, 2011 7:05 AM PDT reply actions  

How

Could you think scoring will be an issue? This team is more stacked than Nigella Lawson.

I also believe some time needs to pass before all the guys really meld, and learn their roles, and really start playing well off each other. Hopefully they make is quick.

by CallofCouture on Oct 17, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha, love the Nigella reference. Good work.

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by BritShark on Oct 17, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ferriero is in the AHL right now. They sat out Wingels. Scoring won’t be an issue at all. The biggest thing in the last two games i would say is just the unfortunate luck of the schedule. to start the season, have an overall positive game with plenty to build off of and then sit for 6 days before your next game to then play teams who have played 1-3 more games than you already is rough. Anaheim was a very clogged game both ways, but St. Louis already has gelled and a flow going and we just did not look there yet against them. Have a feeling tonight will be a different story. Friday in Anaheim was a game that we should have won and Saturday is a game we could have won but didn’t.

by dannyschmanny on Oct 17, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pre-season means more than zip, but it wasn’t the pre-season that lulled us into a sense of security, it was the pre-season that was then followed by an overwhelming 6-3 season opener. With that it was like gloves are off its on, but then games 2 and 3 they just got crushed by the 5 day break.

by VVhirlwind on Oct 17, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks will start putting this together soon

I expect they’ll be out for blood against the Ducks tonight.

Side note: San Jose likes to play a slower paced game that mehes with their skill set

What’s a mehes?

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by Evilducks on Oct 17, 2011 8:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I believe it’s Spanish for ‘smashes shit up’ as in:

‘a slower paced game that smashes shit up with their skill set’
. Or something, I’m no linguist.

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by BritShark on Oct 17, 2011 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I’m not sure what I was writing this morning. Let’s say I meant “meshes” because that’s what I’m changing it too.

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by Mr. Plank on Oct 17, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meshes, IMHO.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just win baby...

I’m not a Raider fan but I am a Niner fan so I was saying that all day yesterday AND I’m going to say it tonight. Sharks- Just win!!!!!

Sharks win 2-1… goals by Mitchell and Thornton.

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by winthecupsj on Oct 17, 2011 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

lrn2enterthezone.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 8:47 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Also lrn2notmaketurnovers

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Top line needs to chip in at least one even strength goal.

In the last 2 games, they didn’t get any goals at all. Hopefully Marleau is feeling better after his spat with the flu. Regardless, should be an interesting game. Go Sharks!

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by JamesGotALeg on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Any news on Martin Havlat?

I’m really excited to see this guy on our time, and I’m getting really impatient about what’s holding him back…

(maybe his surgeon is a Blackhawks fan and isn’t giving him clearance on purpose… :P )

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by sharkzfan on Oct 17, 2011 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Agreed!

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by DumbPuck on Oct 17, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friday.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Oct 17, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is October is rough for the Sharks.

I agree with Plank re: the Sharks eventually being fine; the ability to play a solid, even stellar game is clearly there, but chemistry is not established yet, leading to some bad habits and this October is a rough month for them to try to put it together. We have back-to-backs practically every weekend, generally with at least one tough team in the mix (Detroit followed by the Islanders? Really, NHL?) and the number of days between games flops around a lot in odd ways, all of which can slam the team’s ability to get into a groove and work on meshing.

Obviously, I want our boys to have a perfect road trip and come home with a huge points lead (while I’m wishing, I want us to get in the TARDIS we secretly got in the Heatley trade and go back and win the games against the Ducks and Blues this weekend), but I fully expect to come out of Halloween with a losing record and cries the sky is falling and then start putting it together during the relatively saner November schedule.

by Salmon of Wisdom on Oct 17, 2011 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Honestly

Only three games into the year, of course, but at any rate this team has never really given any indication that it has improved from last year’s brand of expired hope. Also, seriously, what kind of trade was this to get Havlat, is he ever going to be fit enough to play? And if/when he does finally become healthy enough to skate again, how long of a stretch is that going to be? Given his fragile history his skill is equally matched by his propensity to injury – kind of negates his usefulness or what? Say what you want about Heatley, at least he can suit up and play! Finally, if the Sharks continue on a similar path… yada yada yada… you know, that fast start they so desperately needed? Yeah, anyway…

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Oct 17, 2011 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Havlat is playing on Friday. The season is three games old.

Let’s see how the team plays tonight, and on the upcoming road trip, before circling the wagons and taking a field trip to the nearest cliff.

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by Mr. Plank on Oct 17, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEFF FRIESEN!!!!

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by sharkzfan on Oct 17, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PAT FALLOON!

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

KELLY HRUDEY!

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by Auth0r on Oct 17, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

RASHEED WALLACE

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRIAN WILSON.

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by sharkzfan on Oct 17, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HULK HOGAN.

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by Auth0r on Oct 17, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEDDY ROOSEVELT!

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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BATMAN.

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by sharkzfan on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOE THORNTON

wait.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
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by idunno723 on Oct 17, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAWN THORNTON

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by Auth0r on Oct 17, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BILLY-BOB THORNTON

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

MILEY CYRUS

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by Auth0r on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOBIE MILES

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by idunno723 on Oct 17, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUSTIN BIEBDREW

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

RICKY HENDERSON!

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

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by SeanCrosby87 on Oct 17, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Havlat is a good hockey player.

derp.

by theneverman on Oct 17, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant wait for his commercial.

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

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by SeanCrosby87 on Oct 17, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Havlat was known to be injured when we traded for him; the trade was partially about shedding salary and partially about making up for Setoguchi’s speed. Every trade is a gamble—Havlat gets called injury-prone but I feel like that’s as much narrative as truth. We’ll see him on Friday and I hope we like what we see.

by Salmon of Wisdom on Oct 17, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is injury prone but who knows? Maybe this is the lone injury for the season and he plays the remaining games and notches a few (20-25 preferrably) goals.

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by winthecupsj on Oct 17, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stats don't lie.

“Injury prone” is over-hyped. Here are his stats over the last three years, note that the 2008-09 stats are with the Blackhawks:

2008-09:
81 games played, 29-48-77
(Playoffs: 16 games, 5-10-15

2009–10
73 games played, 18-36-54

2010–11
78 games played, 22-40-62

Dude has missed 14 games in three years, put up an average of 64pts per season in those years, and did so on a crum-bum team like the Wild. Put that guy on the second line, watch the stats chug-chug along.

by Nick! on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like what TMC says about Burns, you shouldn’t look at Havlat as a “savior.” The Sharks are a deep enough team that the absence of one forward should not weigh on them heavily.

However, I am excited to see how Havlat performs with Clowe and Couture on Friday

by dcook on Oct 17, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE THORTON! CALL UP CHEECHOO! FIRE MCLELLAND!

Oh wait, it’s three games into the season, and they lost a back-to-back after being off for a week.

I’m not freaking out until it’s 2012, all the new guys are already used to the system, and we’re still in this position.

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by mymclife on Oct 17, 2011 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ABANDON SHIP!

THE ENGLISH ARE COMING!

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS, all who abandon ship will be eaten by sharks.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not freaking out until it’s 2012, all the new guys are already used to the system, and we’re still in this position.

So, last year redux?

I’m of two minds. On one hand, we need to establish that we’re an elite team now, and tweak things as the season goes along as teams adapt to our system. The more points we stockpile now, the more margin we have later in the year to prepare for the playoffs.

On the other, it’s not how we start the season, but how we finish it.

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by ievans on Oct 17, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I’m repeating myself a little, my apologies.)

I mostly agree here. I feel like the problem is partially the kinks I’d expect us to be working out at this point (and yes, I expected some bad habits to be on display in the first 10 games, nothing gets you up to game speed like game speed and until then it’s easy to herp-derp it up a little as you just do what feels easy), and partially that our schedule seems to have been put together the same day the blue meth was passed around the NHL offices. If we had drubbed the Yotes 6-3 and then played the Ducks on Monday the 10th instead of waiting until freaking FRIDAY for more actual game time we might’ve pulled off a win, or at least lost in OT after tying it 1-1 or something. As it stands we got a stupid-big win, then had 5 days off, and we rusted a little, and then got discouraged and tired and what rust was still left was even more obvious against the Blues. I’m hoping we put it together more tonight, or on the road, or something soon, but as I said above, I think October will bruise us a little from the terrible schedule while the team is still gelling, and I’ll just be glad to get out of it with a few wins.

by Salmon of Wisdom on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moar like have....

Clowe dress like a butler and keep asking him questions every time a Shark player shoots…That should net(haha see what I did there…) you somewhere around 5000 goals…

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by Steven Hida on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

brilliant

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t let the Ducks bail him out!

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by ievans on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

11 comments in and I am done with reading the WTC comment section…

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by pooponastick on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to be really embarrassed if the Sharks lose to Dan Ellis tonight...

So, um, they better get their shit together and start winning for a change.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Taken from just outside the Sharks locker room...

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sleepwalked through work today.

I was most awake—and this is counting bus trip, greeting coworkers, avoiding cars, having lunch, the rest of it—when I was storyboarding on the yellow post-it pads to prevent boredom. I didn’t even care that I had little work to do today, or that I forgot to mention a couple of things to the boss.

so, what I’m saying is, sharks, please don’t do what I did, thanks.
here’s to staying awake till someone’s empty net goal (preferably into the Ducks net)

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You have a job? O:

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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you live in toronto? 0:

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You post on FTF? O:

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"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sharks wear teal? 0:

Waffles, Digimon...________

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ostriches wear hats? O:

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction:

Sharks win 6-0. Goals by McGinn (3), Stalock, Marleau and Clowe.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Stalock will score six goals all by himself.

Waffles, Digimon...________

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad prediction

Sharks win 777-0, Goals by McGinn (3), Marleau (12), Thornton (19), Cheechoo (100), and the Second Coming of Jesus (643).

by Salmon of Wisdom on Oct 17, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing screen name, takes me back to some sort of European myth...

Waffles, Digimon...________

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But give 3 to the others as charity.

Because he’s a good guy.

Believing in the Sharks, one photoshop at a time. GO SHARKS!

by Auth0r on Oct 17, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot to add...

Stalock will score while on Wooster’s injured reserve. While vacationing in Kapuskasing, ON.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

XD! Listening to the Florida game.

“Campbell, coast to coast and buttered toast.”

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Gudbranson is fighting Ryan Malone.

This game is… Surprisingly awesome for Sunrise and Tampa.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Oh my goodness, they're getting a penalty."

“It’s like riding a bike without no seat.”

This guy is retarded, I love it. XD

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ref: "Thomas Fleichmann, 10 minutes for hooking."

Announcer: “……. What? [extended silence]”

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

post the goddamned link.

Waffles, Digimon...________

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://panthers.nhl.com/index.html

Click on the radio link.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvm, i got it

http://panthers.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?id=2011020065

Waffles, Digimon...________

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You found the link? O:

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's this commercial screaming "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY"

Waffles, Digimon...________

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

... That was the play-by-play guy.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said "I beg to differ" about the tripping penalty

I can visualize his broadcasting booth. I see him in his headphones, I see his white walls, the microphone, the cheetos on the desk, 16 ounce energy drink

Waffles, Digimon...________

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Oct 17, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

These guys are fun too.

http://www.litterboxcats.com/2011/10/17/2495726/florida-panthers-at-tampa-bay-lightning-live-game-thread

They know their team is terrible. Tampa scores to take the lead, guy posts:

“Here comes the suck

do do do do"

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Sharks:

The Florida Panthers are 3 for 4 on the powerplay tonight. Can you beat that?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

Soupy got me 3 PPA

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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 17, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey PNK

OT but I saw on twitter in a response to Brodie Brazil that you said you were going to the Bruins/Sharks game and that you know your way around the city. I’m going to be there too because I’m looking at colleges and my parents are taking me to the game too, I was wondering if you had any suggestions on where to eat and such.

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets

by pooponastick on Oct 17, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have been a different PNK, on twitter I’m pnkwag.

Wish I was going though, sounds like fun. I’m in Buffalo now though. Bit of a drive.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 17, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m such a fool

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets

by pooponastick on Oct 17, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turns out it was Noctro

Don’t know how I got the 2 of you mixed up, I think because i read the tweet early this morning or the capital "N"s confused me or something hahaha

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
I'm on the tweets

by pooponastick on Oct 17, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

s’all good.

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 18, 2011 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
Craig James killed five hookers who were prostitutes before death.

by 49er16 on Oct 17, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They scored like 5 powerplay goals tonight.

Crazy 7-4 win for Florida.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

So last game against the Blues, the Sharks had 7 D-men and Boyle still played 27 minutes.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Oct 17, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes none this sense.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reset Button

Okay, time to hit the rest button and put the Sharks back into the righ direct. I don’t accept any of the excuses as that is what they are. What I will expect is results, this team is built to deliver them and I expect them too. Now, with that said, I hope we see the Team get back to working their system at their pace. The Sharks have shown that they can execute and maintain a good pace. If the Sharks can return to the form they displayed last week against the Desert Dogs. They should resemble the Team that was built to deliver results built by DW.

My prediction: Sharks win 3 to 0. Goals by Lil’Big Joe, Juicy Couture and McGinn. Nemo with a shutout to start his season off right.

Lets go Sharks!

by 420Sharksfan on Oct 17, 2011 5:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I changed my profile pic in hopes it helps.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone here know how to use Visual Basic?

I’m trying to make it so that if a certain colour is present in the background of a certain textbox, a certain integer is inserted into an equation, which is displayed in a different textbox.

But I have no idea how to do that.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually yeah,

You’re gonna wanna start with this opening line of code:

Declare Function RegCreateKeyEx& Lib “advapi32.dll” Alias “RegCreateKeyExA” (ByVal hKey&, ByVal lpSubKey$, ByVal Reserved&, ByVal lpClass$, ByVal dwOptions&, ByVal samDesired&, lpSecurityAttributes As SECURITY_ATTRIBUTES, phkResult&, lpdwDisposition&) and then shove it up your butt!

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 17, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that'll work.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a8LaIME66M&feature=related

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand.

I think I actually have it though. I just have to make if statements.

If txtBand1.BackColor = Black
then CInt x = 0

And then insert the x into another equation…

m = x(10)

Then into another equation…

(m+n)o = p

Except I don’t know how to do the first step or the last step. EVERYONE CARES! :D

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOO. ME TOO.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah. Wellwood scored 8 seconds in.

Poor kid finally found a home. :’D

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woop!

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

by Evil Stanchion on Oct 17, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just so happy hockey is back

and I can just come home from work, turn on center ice, and watch hockey all night. Butt imprint on the couch in progress.

by HeatersLeadingLady on Oct 17, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Live Feed

anyone have a live feed of the game, x96 is gone

I wish Theo Fluery still played

by montereybay on Oct 17, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

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