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2011-2012 San Jose Sharks Preview: Michal Handzus, Torrey Mitchell, and Tommy Wingels

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With the 2011-2012 season set to begin on October 8th, Fear The Fin will be partying with Miss Cleo and previewing the Sharks roster in the weeks leading up to opening night. Today we continue with what is expected to be the Sharks third line: Michal Handzus, Torrey Mitchell, and Tommy Wingels.

Every installment in the series can be found here. Enjoy.

Michal Handzus

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Expected Role: Defensive Center, Penalty Kill

During his stay in Los Angeles Michal Handzus became renowned for his ability to kill penalties and provide sturdy defensive responsibility to the center position. His role in San Jose won't change in that regard, as Handzus will be expected to spearhead the Sharks previously woeful penalty kill alongside fellow third liner Torrey Mitchell.

Although Handzus is slower than Jonas Hill after getting hit in the neck with an elephant tranquilizer, what he lacks in skating ability he more than makes up for in positional play. Even though they play two entirely different positions, a decent comparable for Sharks fans unaware of Handzus' game is Marc-Edouard Vlasic. Both are players who rarely see themselves in the wrong area of the ice in the defensive end of the ice but make life a living hell for opposing forwards on a nightly basis. Playing the center position Handzus will definitely get more looks and be a more visible presence on the ice than Vlasic of course, but the basic idea is sound-- when you don't notice Handzus, it probably means he's doing a lot of the right things out there. And that applies to his advanced stats as well.

Over the last four seasons with Los Angeles Handzus has been given all of the tough situations on the team-- amongst Kings forwards he ranked in the top four in terms of quality of competition three out of the last four years, has been in the top two for defensive zone starts, led the team in shorthanded ice time per game, and been in the upper half of SH GAON/60 every year as well. Although these difficult assigments are something Handzus is clearly familiar with, San Jose's top six forward group is likely to play these tougher assignments. That might be for the best, because although Handzus played the toughs at 5v5, he also got fairly beat up as well-- his relative CORSI was amongst the worst on the team, and his GAON/60 at 5v5 saw him take some lumps as well.

With a third line role next season in San Jose however, expect Handzus to be more than capable of taking on a reduced role in regards to tough situations and playing well because of it. A ten goal thirty point season should be in the cards offensively, with his biggest contribution coming defensively, specifically on the penalty kill.

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Torrey Mitchell

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Expected Role: Third Line Winger, Penalty Kill, Speed Threat

After two offseasons of rehabilitation for a broken leg sustained in 2008-2009, this offseason was the first where Mitchell was truly able to train in preparation for a regular season without dealing with any lingering issues. A constant speed threat on the third line, Mitchell will play on the top PK unit alongside the aforementioned Handzus and be tasked with providing some third line scoring pop to round out San Jose's depth.

Mitchell is coming off of a career year last season offensively, where he showed flashes of his rookie year potential playing with Joe Pavelski and Kyle Wellwood on San Jose's moderately famous "Hellacopter Line." Although his linemates won't be as skilled offensively this season, Mitchell's ability to play a sound defensive game and stretch teams with his speed is something that should be of great importance for a Sharks team that has questions about their depth this year. His advanced statistics bare out some underrated qualities commonly unobserved by Sharks fans-- the fact of the matter is, Mitchell is actually a fairly good defensive forward despite his small size. Finishing third on the team last year in terms of GAON/60 and relative CORSI, Mitchell is able to push the play in the right direction more often than not. This all came against the 8th best quality of competition and fifth best defensive zone starts on the team. Mitchell's not seeing high profile forwards out there of course, but he's not facing marshmallow soft throwaways either.

The biggest question for Mitchell heading into the 2011-2012 season won't be his offensive capabilities, as he should be good for at least 20 points with an opportunity to flirt with the 30 point mark. The biggest question will be whether he can stay healthy, not get bodied off the puck as much with a center that likes to work the cycle, and handle the increased responsibility on the PK.

Tommy Wingels

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Expected Role: Third Line Winger, Two-Way Player

Not many people expected Tommy Wingels to make the Sharks roster out of camp, but after catching the eye of Sharks Head Coach Todd McLellan with three goals and solid hockey IQ, Wingels is making his mark on the team in a big way. A recent article by David Pollak of Working The Corners indicates that Wingels will be playing on the Sharks second line for the home opener after Havlat was ruled unable to play.

In other words, Wingels went from a long shot to make the roster to a second line winger playing on a Stanley Cup favorite alongside a Calder Trophy nominee and one of the League's best power forwards. And people still say the American Dream is dead...

Although Wingels' goal scoring ability was on full display during the preseason, the most attractive quality about him is his two-way play and knack for being in the right place at the right time. Similar to Sharks prospect Michael Sgarbossa and Joe Pavelski, Wingels isn't going to wow you like a Patrick Marleau or Martin Havlat will with their skating ability. What he will do however is put the puck in the right place, dig pucks out of the corners, and put himself in position to receive a pass or make a play. It's these qualities that should make him a good fit on the third line to start the season with Handzus and Mitchell. Furthermore, while not overtly physical like Ryane Clowe, Wingels can dish out hits as well and make an impact in the cycle game.

Time will tell whether or not Wingels can stick for all 82 games, but early returns look very good. He'll battle with Jamie McGinn and other roster players for a third line role this season, and look to cement his role on the team in the coming months.

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by will_hunter23 on Oct 6, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love Mitchell's TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL face.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Handzus

This quote from McLellan on Handzus is just awesome:

“You do as much homework as you possibly can on players before you sign them. You’re pleased when you hear positive things, but you also try to dig for some negative stuff so you know what you’re dealing with,” McLellan said. “I couldn’t find anything on this guy. What I heard was that he was a great teammate, he was fit, he knew his role and knew how to play it. He gives us more size through the middle, a big net presence on the power play if we choose to use him there and he brings some experience. We’re excited to have him.”

With a healthy Mitchell & who ever on the other wing, I really think, since this line won’t be playing a whole lot against the other team’s top players, that they’re going to surprise a lot of people.

by milanahalek on Oct 6, 2011 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd line!

This is the line Im most curious about this season. Is McGinn playing the season opener?

by sharkblood99 on Oct 6, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, McGinn gets the nod here for game one.

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by Mr. Plank on Oct 6, 2011 1:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Omgs

Half the editors over at Puck Daddy picked the Sharks to win the cup this year, including Wyshynsk. Just reading this made me tingly all over.

by Khaaz on Oct 6, 2011 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just reading that. There’s a few that picked the Sharks at ESPN and 2 that pick them to make the finals at NHL.

Although, I think the guys as Yahoo pick the Sharks just so they can feel justified in calling the team CHOKERS if they don’t win it all.

by milanahalek on Oct 6, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

right on

Actually, that is EXACTLY what they wish to do: use their predictions as an excuse to badmouth the Sharks. That’s how other people such as fans of rival teams learn to really badmouth us. They try to pass themselves off as experts, yet they don’t even seem to know that hockey is a TEAM sport, not a sport where the number 1 draft picks carry a group behind them all the way to a championship.

by zack007attack on Oct 6, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya Never thought Puck Daddy

Would Pick the sharks to win it all…. I like this guy’s the best though

Sean Leahy, Associate Editor
San Jose over Boston in 7. After shedding the “choker” label last season, the only label affixed to the Sharks come next June will be “champion.” And once the Sharks take it all, Patrick Marleau(notes) will finally respond to Jeremy Roenick(notes) by calling him “Cup-less.”

by Rohans on Oct 6, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just cried from laughter
Although Handzus is slower than Jonas Hill after getting hit in the neck with an elephant tranquilizer

Holy shit thats funny!

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by wtfbro? on Oct 6, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Still not as slow as Canada Post shipping (anything) to Newfoundland!

I love how I can send a package to Texas and have it arrive in 4 days, but for Newfoundland, it’s 2 months.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the way

they’re trying to fuck up the postal service, it might not be that long before your looking at over a week. Still better then 2 months, but still.

by raphelo on Oct 6, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's the USPS work? Is it privately owned?

Canada Post is a crown corporation (government owned), so they pretty much get away with everything. The one great thing about this, though, happened when Canada Post went on strike… The company was losing a ton of money, and the employees wanted to make more (they already made $23/hour). Government was no, “No. Fuck you. Get back to work.” LOVE IT.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. USPS is govt run

but there are recent talks about eliminating it or privatizing it.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 6, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thing is

we also have UPS and FedEx and DHL and a number of other options.

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by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

DHL is the worst thing ever.

Ordered a textbook, shipped through DHL. Never got it. Get an e-mail from the company, “DHL contacted us saying your address doesn’t exist.” According to the tracking log, they attempted delivery twice. Yet they never left one of those slips. They refused to redeliver it because apparently it’s my onus to receive slips the delivery guy never left. Had to bus it out 90 minutes to pick it up. When I got there, apparently I had the wrong tracking number… Apparently there’s two different ones, and I happened to write down the wrong one. Luckily enough, the hotel next door had free wi-fi… Otherwise I’d have broken someone’s face.

NEVER AGAIN.

… Can’t say I’ve ever had a problem with USPS. They can’t control the hold-ups at customs.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have family

that works for usps and they say that if they privatize it, it’s all going down hill. USPS might not be the fastest but I think it tops everything else for what you pay.

by raphelo on Oct 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Jonah Hill, but Will Ferrell was the one who got shot in the neck with a tranq dart anyways. Feel free to delete this post after editing.

by Khaaz on Oct 6, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think its an old school reference

I think its a fat guy thing. Since he is fat ( or used to be fatter) he is inherently slow. Then when he is shot with a very potent tranquilizer he becomes even slower. The really funny part is envisioning this all happening on ice.

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by wtfbro? on Oct 6, 2011 7:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You’re crazy man. You’re crazy. I like you, but you’re crazy.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Oct 6, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait… What?

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by wtfbro? on Oct 7, 2011 10:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is correct.

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by Mr. Plank on Oct 7, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to stay optimistic

And all the scouting on Handzus makes him sound like exactly the third line center we’ve been seeking, but my last memory of him is his being pretty ineffective on the backcheck in the playoffs last season.

I hope that was just a fluke…

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Oct 6, 2011 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn't that only because Angie Kopitar was injured?

I imagine Handzus got bumped up a line or something.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably, but i think a lot of us were hoping our 3rd line could play against top competition as a shutdown line of sorts.

by Khaaz on Oct 6, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Handzus IS slow...

But Mitchell and Wingels/McGinn are pretty speedy. I don’t know much about strategy on the ice, but I imagine it’ll be like… In an RTS where you send little speedy units to hold the enemy off while your big doomsday device chugs its way into position. That’s how a Handzus line is going to work.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s all gonna come down to this line in the end. Whoever ends up lining up with Handzus. The only other thing I can think of keeping up from winning it all would maybe be Vandameer and Braun when injuries hit.

by raphelo on Oct 6, 2011 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww Seto aww
Dsetoguchi10
You know what still gotta say I love the support of the sj fans that stood by my side.. Thanks for everything.. Minny fans u rock too!

Dsetoguchi10
@Burnzie88 u haven’t herd the tank rocking till the #ploffs bud I’m sure #xcel is pumping too! #getwild ha

He so loves SJ. I hope he tears shit up in Minnesota and then comes back to play for us in a few years.

by Khaaz on Oct 6, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I saw those too and felt kind of bad.

I hope he and Heater get cheered when the Wild come to town.

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by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I’m one of the few Sharks fans that isn’t going to miss Seto much…I do hope he does well with the Wild though, he could be a great player if he can ‘figure it out’.

by milanahalek on Oct 6, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you not love Seto? Especially after seeing this picture of him as a kid:

He scored some pretty memorable goals for us.

by Khaaz on Oct 6, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guy absolutely killed the Red Wings. Some of their fans think we got worse just because he's gone.

he’ll be missed.

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by Kazoonole on Oct 6, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

... Benn Ferriero is scary maybe?

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Just makes them break their sticks in fury.

/brad stuart. jpg

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by Kazoonole on Oct 6, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say I didn’t like him, I just don’t think the team is going to miss him much. He did score some very memorable goals but he always, always left me thinking he’s got a LOT more to give.

He was one of the most frustrating Sharks to watch for me.

by milanahalek on Oct 6, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

#UMBRELLATRICK

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by PNK on Oct 6, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heatley was way worse

but out of the top 7 they got rid of the bottom 2 so it’s hard to say how I feel about Seto. Yeah I like the guy and every now and then I might say I miss him. Just feel he’s one too many in a way. Thorton carried Seto and I think it might be better to have a veteran like Havlat instead.

by raphelo on Oct 6, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn those 24 year olds with so much more to give and no time to reach that potential.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Oct 6, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, that’s exactly what I said.

by milanahalek on Oct 7, 2011 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! Hockey is starting.

Even if it isn’t Sharks hockey yet.

by WhatsAMataHari on Oct 6, 2011 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Toronto-Montreal.

Based on what I’m seeing right now, neither are making the playoffs. I can excuse Toronto, most of their best players are bunched, but this is like pre-season… But one of the games where you ice all your prospects.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For beans?

So how bad is Philly looking?

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The girlfriend tells me Bruins scored. :D

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston is rocking the house

Crisp passing, pushing the pace, very high energy. Philly is getting dominated at the moment.

Link
http://www.firstrowsports.tv/sport/ice-hockey.html?game=ice-hockey

Anyone who thinks Doug Wilson and Todd McLellan are not masters of their craft need not burden us with their commentary.

by TheBigPavelski on Oct 6, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Boston ever gets a healthy Savard back, they are god tier.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually

only watch Sharks games but this year I’ll be watching L.A and Vancouver games in hopes of watching them lose. If it looks like they’re about to win though, I’ll do something more productive with my time. Vancouver vs. Pittsburgh should be good to watch tonight.

by raphelo on Oct 6, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niel Young on CBC:

“Who am I going to root for? The Sharks or the Jets?”

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol oh god. It was bad enough that our only real celebrity Sharks fan was a super old Neil Young, but now even he might abandon us?? Shit.

by Khaaz on Oct 6, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil is Canadian

His parents were from Winnipeg. He was born in Toronto and lived in Ontario until he was about 12 when he moved back to Winnipeg. He had his first band (and success) in Winnipeg. That’s where he met Joni Mitchell—Winnipeg.

And you know Neil’s dad was one of Canada’s most respected sportswriters and was elected to the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1988.

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Oct 6, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying were screwed.

by Khaaz on Oct 6, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 'fraid so---

Neil chooses Sharks or Jets . But can’t he root for 2 teams? Plus, he lives here now. His kids are Californians. He and his son have had season tickets since the early 90’s or something !! :)

The Jets are a fad……

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Oct 6, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jets are Fadtastic!

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 6, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

James Hetfield is kind of a big deal.

by milanahalek on Oct 6, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by PNK on Oct 7, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

this^^^

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Oct 7, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, it`s funny...

I`m Canadian, yet I hate Canadian folk music. Neil Young included. It`s not exactly popular music here. (My parents tell me acts like RUSH and Kim Mitchell were the more popular Canadian acts of the day). I can`t argue the he isn`t insanely popular, but buddy can`t sing to save his life. It`s like nails on chalkboard.

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by Evil Stanchion on Oct 7, 2011 10:28 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

thats the point

It’s not about the music, its the words. It took me year to understand. Seriously Harvest Moon is on my top 10 albums. Please give it another chance.

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by wtfbro? on Oct 7, 2011 11:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I just saw that promo, but I can’t help but think Neil will still be at the tank rooting the Sharkies on. I think we all have a second team somewhere inside. That sounds wrong, I should visit a shrink.

derp.

by theneverman on Oct 7, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

With all

the low key celebrities out here, I don’t get it. Even the fucking Warriors get people when they made it to the playoffs last time.
I think it’s gonna take us to make it to the cup twice not just once for celebs to start making the drive.

by raphelo on Oct 6, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

45 goals would be great

If these 3 stay together I would love if they had a combined of 45 goals

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Oct 6, 2011 9:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Trying to think of a new name for my fantasy team, any ideas?

by Skinteeth on Oct 6, 2011 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Picklesnake

Keep it real... Keep it fresh... Keep it real fresh ~SLNC
Picklesnake 2011-2012

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