FTF Online Store Adds Six New Designs
Back just in time to take advantage of the Christmas Spirit (and loose wallets), it's a new edition of the Fear The Fin online store!
But before you let classic favorites like "Bleed Teal Patty" and "Teach Me How To Dougie" catch your eye (keep your head up!), take a look at what we have in stock! Remember kids, it's an online store, so even if you've got little "T-Rexin Arms" that make it hard to reach up to the top shelf at the department store, these tees and hoodies are just a click away! It's so easy a "Wooly Mammoth" could do it!
Introducing The Big Pavelski, a shirt featuring Joe Pavelski's famous silhouette during his game five overtime winning goal against the Dallas Stars. Perfect for the jingoistic American, The Big Pavelski never stays down and always comes up swinging! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Next up is the one, the only, the triumphant meeting of internet memes and goofy headshots, the pixelated glory that is...McGnyan Cat! Although the image on the shirt may stand still, we imagine that McGnyan cat has pierced your very heart and soul and left a sparkling rainbow trail behind. Not only is it stylish, but it's as lucky as a horseshoe made of golden rabbit's feet tatooed with four leaf clovers. McGinn has five goals and three assits in the nine games since McGnyan first dashed across a computer screen. Of course, that has to be a direct result of the shirt and has nothing to do with any player improvement!
And who could forget the devastating duo of Ryane Clowe and Logan Couture? The Cloweture shirt is perfect for male siblings who always have each other's back and never let those schoolyard bullies take their milk money. Boom! Bang! Kapow!
And how about that smoooooth looking trifecta on the second line eh? If any of you juvenile males are thinking of picking up the Pickles shirt for your girlfriend as a gag gift, be our guest! Just make sure to pick up a Burns one as well, cause once she opens the package you'll want to look the part as she sends a screaming hot karate chop straight to the five hole! Yeowwww! It Burns indeed!
And who could forget the Flop on Figueroa? Well we kind of did considering that happened about eight months ago, but what the hey right? Celebrate your fandom by owning a t-shirt commemorating one of the craziest events to happen in the NHL playoffs last season and pretend The Stanchion never even happened!
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Click on an image to be taken to that shirt's specific page.
But that's not all! For all you Grinches out there who are complaining about not being able to have these tees under the tree in time for Christmas morning, make the jump to pick up your very own printable stocking stuffer! It will explain to your wonderful friends and family why they'll be getting their gifts a little late this year!
It's perfect to slip into a card, put in a stocking, or use as kindling to start the fire!
Let it Clowe, let it Clowe, let it Clowe! All Hail Stalock! Merry Christmas!
[STOCKING STUFFER AFTER JUMP]

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Amazing.
McGnyan cat will be a best-seller for sure.
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Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
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by idunno723 on Dec 20, 2011 11:23 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Can someone explain The Stanchion and Flop on Figeroa to me? I mean I was clearly here when it happened, but I think I missed it.
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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Dec 20, 2011 11:39 AM PST reply actions
The Stanchion was the season-ending goal scored by the Canucks. The puck hit a stanchion on a clearing attempt and bounced straight to Bieksa. He was the only one who knew where the puck was.
The Flop refers to game 3 of the WCQF vs. the Kings where the Sharks came back from 5 goals down to win 6-5 in OT. Staples Center is on Figueroa St.
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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Dec 20, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
It was actually 4
Sharks were down 0-4, then down 3-5, then staged a comeback OT win: http://www.nhl.com/ice/scores.htm?date=04/19/2011
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"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
But the build-up of the "history" commercials
that were played during this game, about LA coming back from 5 down, made this game that much better!
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
That was probably my favorite as well.
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I’d buy one myself if I didn’t think I’d get shanked while walking around South Central.
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I like the orange better
I’m just not a purple guy, and it’s not like the Kings are anymore either…
So, this is basically a must own for me and will be worn to future Kings games. It’s an excuse to finally pick up Stalock Saves as well!
Thanks FTF!
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I really like the motto for the online store
“Where selling our shirts is the likely solution”
Also the new logos are brilliant
by slotownsharksfan on Dec 20, 2011 4:10 PM PST reply actions
Thank you for the Cloweture shirt.
Thank you so much.
The real terror of beholding sharks feeding is that, that may be all there is to life.
Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan
Kids sizes?
Any chance for toddler sizes for some of these? I love the idea of my three year old rocking a McGnyan or a I heart Pickles tee
Or Baby/Slappy sizes?
I’d love to get Slappy an “I’m a Woolly Mammoth Guy” shirt…
The real terror of beholding sharks feeding is that, that may be all there is to life.
Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan
by CloweMyWord! on Dec 20, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That would be AWESOME!
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I'm holdin out for Palin mojo or the squirrel. lol
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Dec 20, 2011 11:09 PM PST reply actions
Flop on Figueroa?!
It’s like a shirt that was made just for me!
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I don't think they were talkin' about you clubbin'.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Dec 21, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
A salute to Hamburgers
and all the other honorably designs that were retired. And glad to see the new ones in their place.
Wish List: Hoping against hope that McGnyan will come with a Princess Suit variant ! =D
Rated M for McGinn.

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