Well, March Madness is in full swing.
For starters (ha, see what I'm doing here), Antti Niemi got paid. And I mean paid. He's makin' it rain with a 4 year, $15.2M contract. It's so much money, that even his T-Rex arms can throw it in the air and waive like they just don't care.
In other news, Mark Cuban may be buying the Dallas Stars. As if my hatred of the Stars wasn't already high enough, Mark Cuban being their owner would just allow me to distribute my hate much more efficiently. Cuban would help fill the void left by Sean Avery, because clearly, the Stars didn't have enough douchebags who should keep their mouths shut under all circumstances. I mean, Steve Ott and Mike Ribeiro can't shoulder that burden alone!
Also, people talk a lot about TV here, so I have to say, we don't talk nearly enough about Burn Notice. Seriously, that show is awesome. And we're talking Joe Pavelski riding a Bear levels of awesome. Leverage too. Leverage is like the Clouwemance to Burn Notice's Big Pavelski. Between that, you have about as much awesome as you can handle.