Hey  FTFers!  My Brother and I wanted to go the Dallas game for my birthday, and the only tickets available were right on the glass behind the net where the Sharks attack twice.  The tickets were a few bucks below $200 each, we looked at each other and said, "f*ck it, let's do it!"  We have never sat in seats anywhere that good before, I used to be a season ticket holder in section 210.  We are both die-hard Sharks fans and we can't stand Dallas, especially Steve Ott.  

What I was hoping to get from you guys, if you don't mind helping us out, is that we want to make a sign to put up on the glass at key moments.  We want something funny, witty and clever but not too vulgar so that it won't get censored.  We are hoping to have something that references Steve Ott and his dirty, cheap ways, and maybe his recent super-hypocrisy.  Hopefully Steve Ott get's crankshaft'ed and we are there in the front row to watch it!  Maybe Clowe will have to get his hands dirty?  Jumbo put Steve Ott in his turtle shell a few years back, maybe he will want to relive that?