Lots of signings and announcements rolling in the last couple of days, so I'mma run them down...

1. Paul Kariya retires, criticizes NHL for not being hard enough on headshots. Guess he's still mad about that Stevens thing.

2. Roloson re-signs with Lightning for 3mil.

3. Canadiens trade rights to James Wisnewski to the Jackets. It's a 5th rounder if he signs, a 7th if he doesn't.

4. Alberts re-signs with the worst team in the NHL.

5. Weber (Yanick, not the good one) re-signs with Montreal.

6. Drury is bought out by Rangers, officially a UFA right now (Sharks should sign him if he's cheap!!!)

7. Larose re-signs with Canes.

8. Pants officially sign Kopecky after trading for his rights.

9. Sabres re-sign Gerbe.

10. Lightning re-sign hall.

11. Vancouver is still the worst team in the NHL.