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hockey jokes you can think of about our opponents


I made this post to put together all jokes anyone can think about when it comes to our Sharks, and jokes used to make fun of other teams. I'll start with the few that I know, then you guys can add to the list:

Ducks are too fancy to go stick side on penalty shots and shootouts, like Gunnar Stahl.

Sharks have teeth, Ducks don't.

Jonathan Quick quickly gave up 5 goals.

The Sedins should win Oscars!

Can you guys add more?

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