Burns and Vlasic will be Sharks shutdown pairing for years to come
When Sharks General Manager Doug Wilson traded Devin Setoguchi, Charlie Coyle, and a first round selection in the 2011 NHL Entry Draft for Minnesota Wild defenseman Brent Burns, a silent cloud hung over the otherwise successful affair-- Burns was set to become an unrestricted free agent in the summer of 2012, setting up a situation where San Jose may have been looking at dealing away three prime future pieces for a one-year rental. Those concerns were silenced in early August however, as Burns inked a five year deal that would keep him in a Sharks jersey for years to come.
Subsequently, life began to sprout from the once barren landscape on the blueline.
Although pairings won't be finalized until the end of training camp it stands to reason that Burns will be paired with shutdown defensive defenseman Marc-Edouard Vlasic on opening night. Their skill sets are too complimentary, too yin and yang, to expect otherwise. Burns, a hulking 6'5 220 pound puck-moving sharp-shooting smooth-skating sonuvagun, brings an offensive mentality to the team that will emphasize agressiveness and swift puck movement up the ice.
Burns' body type and skill set harkens back to the days of the great Rob Blake in some specific ways-- although Burns' defensive awareness hasn't reached the level of the surefire Hall of Famer at this stage of his career, and the hip checks Blake dropped with aplomb throughout his career are something Burns will only deploy on occasion, the size, skating ability, booming point shot, and excellent outlet pass both defenseman are known for makes drawing a parallel between the two a natural progression for the prognosticating offseason gentleman.
And, as it turns out, Vlasic's best year over the last three seasons came with the aforementioned Rob Blake alongside him on the blueline.
[Note]: Team Ranks in parentheses. Bolded text is when Vlasic played with Blake (08-09, 09-10).
As the advanced stats show, Vlasic's contributions to the team come with his tough quality of competition, high-end PK minutes, difficult zone starts, and top-end goals against numbers (especially when you consider who he is playing against). Vlasic is a consistent contender in James Mirtle's Rod Langway Award, an annual award that recognizes the best defensive defenseman in the League, and has managed to step up into a shutdown role all at the age of 24. The level he's reached defensively is one you normally see defenseman hitting in their late 20's-- to imagine he has done so before his 25th birthday is something that is quite remarkable.
Perpetually underrated by national media and local fans alike, Vlasic's game isn't one that stands out in any monumental way. He's quiet in the corners, a non-factor offensively, and a mid-range skater who doesn't carry the puck out of his own zone extremely well. If you're looking for highlight hits and scorching shots from Vlasic it makes sense that he would fly under the radar-- there's nothing here that screams for attention, which in the case of Vlasic, is a superb quality to have in a quietly effective shutdown defenseman. Adept with the poke check, pushing puck carriers out of the middle of the ice, and breaking up odd-man rushes, Vlasic's game is one a photographer like Ansel Adams would cherish if he was a sports aficionado-- monumental vistas, serene rivers, gorgeous landscapes, a quiet dignity.
Most importantly, nary a man-made red light in sight.
Where Burns' primary weakness is his defense, Vlasic thrives when placed in the defensive zone. And where Vlasic's primary weakness is his offense, Burns' contributions in this area threaten to cause a few more power outages at HP Pavilion during the 2011-2012 campaign. Yin and yang indeed, especially when further research reveals their differing views on the subject of body art.

"I got a Hardy Boys Henna tattoo once, but it wasn't for me."
It may be too early to make sweeping predictions, but expectations for a Vlasic-Burns pairing are one of the few things that have managed to keep this lowly blogger from going Coco-loco after being stranded on the deserted island known as the August offseason. Maybe it's the rancid coconut juice talking here, but a pairing that resembles the duo of Shea Weber and Ryan Suter in Nashville seems like a possibility if everything breaks right.
Burns and Weber both possess booming shots and great offensive instincts, while Suter and Vlasic provide the quiet defensive play that allow their more offensively gifted partners to succeed (although Suter is clearly a more talented offensive presence than Vlasic). Burns and Vlasic won't be counted on to shoulder the massive minutes load that Weber and Suter see with the Predators, nor will they be as instrumental to the success of their team; however, the groundwork is definitely set for these two young Sharks to become a part of one of the best young defensive pairings in the entire League, and one that many across the NHL will begin to take notice of as the season progresses.
With Vlasic and Burns providing a perfect complement for one another, 2011-2012 has all the makings of producing a more productive offensive year for Vlasic and a more responsible defensive year for Burns. Ever since San Jose lost Rob Blake to retirement in 2010 they've been looking for a number two d-man, but in all actuality, they have also been looking for a physical partner that can shoot the puck to pair with Vlasic. It was with Rob Blake that Vlasic truly bloomed as a premier shutdown defenseman in the NHL; Burns skill set matches those needs perfectly.
With Burns locked up for six years, and Vlasic in teal for two more at a superbly valued $3.1 MM per, this season won't be the last time we will have the opportunity to see Burns and Vlasic patrolling the Sharks blueline.
Something that will be a welcome addition for an organization which had been looking for that final piece for far too long.
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So stoked!
Adept with the poke check, pushing puck carriers out of the middle of the ice, and breaking up odd-man rushes, Vlasic’s game is one a photographer like Ansel Adams would cherish if he was a sports aficionado— monumental vistas, serene rivers, gorgeous landscapes, a quiet dignity.
I must say, that’s some wonderful personification.
The pairing truly seems like yin and yang, but there’s just one thought in the back of my head that says “….what if they just don’t get along…”
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It’s pretty close and you could make an argument for it either way really. Your not an English teacher and this isn’t writing class!
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
what a looser
loser*
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
*whoosh
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Woosh
I have an address for a store where you can buy a clue. It wasnt that funny but i figured it was obvious.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Another one!

We’re getting closer…
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ehh emmm....
wasn’t*
Don’t forget the importance of your apostrophe’s, sir!
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I have an address for a store where you can buy a clue
You can get Clue at like any game store or Toys ’R Us.
Professor Plum in the Observatory with the Revolver!
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by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Support your local gaming store man!
Don’t be a sellout!
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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The candlestick always confused me
Seriously, what a pathetic way to be murdered.
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-Said the person murdered with a candlestick.
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Any worse than a spanner?
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There was a strange emphasis on braining people with blunt objects, wasn’t there?
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
A game clearly designed by a hockey fan
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“Captain Cucumber at the bench with a stanchion”
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Leftenant Mango in the S&M dungeon with tube sock full of ball bearings.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
I’m more of a fan of a burlap sack full of door knobs
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Monkey wrench at least sounds morbidly funny.
Candlestick is just pathetic.
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But it’s so much more classy than a lead pipe or pipe wrench. Especially since all the characters except Mrs. White were rich.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
We're talking imagery here...
Predominantly visual, but also some kinesthetic (serene, quiet) imagery.
And I AM an English teacher….
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
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by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn’t brag about being a teacher in california
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Or anywhere actually.
I could make more money blogging. And you are proof of the ramifications of that.:)
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
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by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
So you teach at a blue star school i take it?
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean Blue Ribbon? And actually, yes.
In all honesty I am lucky enough to teach in the highest performing district in California.
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
No its blue star. My niece and nephew go to one in saratoga. thanks though
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yes i was and can admit it
I called them and asked they said it was in reference to some other programs i heard them talk about. I apologize. I will still be using my improper grammar though because it is a message board and i don’t really see the need.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No you’re wrong it’s blue star.
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well i asked and they said no so im not going to keep spouting off about it till i know for sure.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
all i know is, any sentence that starts with in all honesty, is usually a little light on truth
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
How many accounts do you have, Spade?
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I only need one because i dont have anything to hide. when i am wrong i admit it. I find it hilarious that people have nothing better to do than sit around and correct people and their grammar. Pretty, pretty pathetic.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You are just feeding them. It’s the off season, and everyone is getting a bit crazy.
I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!
by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not getting angry or anything. I like seeing the troll ooze out of people
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Also these people act like im writing an essay on the reoccurring themes in rabbit, run or something. I had no idea we were in a classroom environment.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re taking this too seriously.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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I know, if this was real then i would have broken down and started spewing expletives all over the place. I really could care less what they say because they are just people correcting grammar on an internet message board. that just sounds like a pathetic waste of time. Why should i get offended by such pathetic people?
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Now if you REALLY didn’t care you would just ignore it and stop entertaining us.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no because im enjoying myself. I love messing with pathetic trolls. They act like they know so much but have no idea who they are talking with. I could be william strunk jr resurrected and maybe i just don’t feel like being grammatically correct. Grammar geeks cant even agree on the rules. Split infinitives are a prime example of that.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, aren’t you the troll here though?
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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Im the troll because i was talking to one person about how he was being an ass for correcting grammar? Then a bunch of others jump in to get some kind of rise out of me and im the troll? lol, yeah then i will happily take that label. The first person i spoke with seemed very pleased with his or herself over the fact that his correction was right. Pathetic
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn’t about grammar. That was about metaphor.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sense is to this thread
As fish are to bicycles
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Sure, if you say so.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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Who’s entertained?
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You realize it’s a joke right. We don’t actually care that much about your grammar. Or anyone’s grammar. Mostly.
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well why do people do it then? Its dickish at best
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it’s funny when people overreact.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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hahaha … this is hilarious! One correction turned FTF into BoC … awesome! :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
It’s because you got mad at someone for correcting someone else. Then someone else made fun of you for that.
And you’ve been on the defensive since.
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And, frankly, that first correction had nothing to do with grammar or spelling.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You exclaimed it’s not a personification. So what? the people it matter to already knew that. Why do you have to point it out? Because your a dick
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If this doesn’t really bother you, why are you name calling?
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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Yes, anyone who offers a correction is a dick
Textbook definition
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on a stupid internet board where grammar doesnt matter. Get over youself. It was a statement of fact by the way
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
grammar doesnt matter.
THAT. IS. THE. JOKE.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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DID YOU NOT SEE THE PROPAGANDA POSTER?!?!
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SO ARE YOU!
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Spade is a BoC reference.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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The backpedal is my favorite part of thread trolling
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Of course I'm your favorite
I’m everyone’s favorite!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
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I thought it is gold star.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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I went to a Blue Ribbon school
Methinks you’ve been had
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Geez i already said that i was wrong. If you must be a self important douche then could you do it else where
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You realize that my being self important
would make it less likely I’d do it elsewhere?
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Yeah i just wanted to call you a douche. your a mod so you wont be leaving. too bad
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
My being a mod has nothing to do with anything
If you think I’m truly being out of line, you have every right to go to the rest of the blog leadership and ask for action to be taken. We’re not above any kind of law.
This needn’t have been a thing. It got made one, and it provided amusement for some. If that’s an issue, then you can take action. Otherwise, it’s just more trolling.
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I didnt think i had been mean or anything until you started chiming in. I don’t need to complain because you really dont bug me. just think your a douche and that people who feel the need to correct others in an obviously relaxed setting are douches
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You called out a teacher
You made a joke that people didn’t get immediately and didn’t get the jokes other people made, instead become defensive.
You may not have thought you were mean, but you were, at the very least, just plain dickish.
You’re far from the only person to think I’m a douche, but if you have a problem with people correcting you, you’re going to have bigger problems than self important moderator douches in life.
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Marleau also thinks you're a douche
Except he’s afraid of saying douche, in case his mom hears.
He also giggles uncontrollably when he thinks of the word “douche”, especially since he looked up it’s definition on Wikipedia.
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Once, Logan Couture directed Marleau to Urban Dictionary.
Patty says Mrs. Marleau won’t let Logan come over anymore.
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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Patrick Marleau is bad in the playoffs
Because he’s worried about what’ll happen if 2 girls come near the Stanley Cup
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True story
Looking up the c word on wikipedia put me and a friend in giggles for almost 10 minutes, and caused me to scour the internets for the feud between Stephen Frye and Piers Morgan.
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STOP JUDGING MY SPELLING!
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NO!
And actually, I wasn’t correcting your spelling. I was just clarifying that you were referring to the chap with the brilliant song about him (link).
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just thinkyouryou’re a douche
FIFY
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hahahhhaa
I seriously can’t handle this any longer
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We wouldn't brag about you being a California teacher either :P
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You're welcome troll troll
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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
And pleasantries were shared among all in troll country...
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The monacle makes me classy
That’s about it though
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good for you, hope it keeps ya warm tonite
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice writeup
More often than not in Minnesota, Burns was paired with Nick Schultz who from your description of Vlasic seems like a very similar player. Should be a natural fit.
As a Wild fan I’m excited for this season and hoping the former sharks will have a big impact. I’m equally hopeful the former Wild players have an impact in San Jose and that those trades come out win-win for both clubs.
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by jerem77 on Aug 30, 2011 4:00 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Make the playoffs this year Minnesota... please.. I've always liked the Christmas Squad.
Just… hope you don’t run into the living, breathing, beast that is San Jose. =]
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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Nick Schultz is another Vlasic type defenseman who is underrated across the League. Definitely seems like a natural fit.
I’m pulling for Heatley and Setoguchi this year, man. They both seem like they have a lot to prove next season and will be playing with a bit of a chip on their shoulders— I think that’s a great thing for them. Hopefully they both crack 30 goals and help put the Wild back in the postseason.
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Win-Win
I agree completely. After each trade, I really believed both teams improved where they needed to.
Burns with Vlasic will be the defensive upgrade we had to make, and Havlat’s speed will be helpful. The scoring potential from both Seto and Heater, combined with the nice passers the Wild already have, should really boost that offense. Plus Coyle should come along soon.
I do think both will make the playoffs this year…might make a fun story line if they meet there.
Im starting to feel really bad that I hope seto and heater do terribly in Minnesota.lol everyone is so nice here:)
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah - Seto will be a beast for you guys, and even a Heater on the decline will still put up some good points.
I would expect Seto to put up 25-30 goals, use his speed well, and forecheck like a beast. He will go through streaks where the only thing he does well is forecheck, then bounce back with something like 8 goals in 10 games. Hopefully he will be more consistent this year, and the coaching staff in Minny won’t drop him to the 3rd line if he has a bad game or two. Seto is all about confidence, and I don’t think our coaching staff helped much by dropping him down the depth chart so quickly when he played poorly.
On the other hand, I’m expecting only a small uptick in Heaters play this year. His skills seem to be on the downside, and his skating and balance are just subpar. I expect he will get a hat trick in the Minny home opener, and surprise everyone with some decent playmaking skills for a while. Then frustrate everyone as he alternates between floating around the dots with his stick in the air and attempting too many risky passes instead of just blasting one on net. I would expect something like 30-35 goals, 60-70 points, and be pleasantly surprised if he exceeds those numbers.
I really hope both players are well liked in Minny, and become a large part of a successful season for the team.
GO SHARKS!
Naw, still hope they do terribly. It’s Sharks or nothing and I make no apologies for it. These 2 were good but there is a reason they gote singled out and we have all been venting about it on these boards for a while now. Im not someone who is going to pretend that these guys weren’t lacking in the effort department and if someone wants to come in with that “you aren’t in the locker room so you don’t know” crap then i refer you to their on ice performance over the last 2 season. I bet if we added up all the angry, non Huskins/Wallin comments on this board, the majority of them would be directed at either seto or heatley.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Vlasic’s game isn’t one that stands out in any monumental way.
And that’s just how I’d like it to stay. Give me an anonymous, consistently successful defenceman over a heart-stoppingly erratic blueliner every day of the week. If you get to the end of the third and say ‘hang on, where’s Pickles been all game’ then it’s been a success in my eyes.
Looking forward to this pairing. October can’t come quickly enough…
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Absolutely.
He’s the tortoise in The Tortoise and The Hare, but in the end it’s that slow (read: not flashy), consistent pace that makes Vlasic a winner.
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See: Ehrhoff, Christian
Sweet Jebus, that boy has talent and no brain to bring it all together. I remember one crazy stretch during the 05-06 season where he looked like the second coming of Brian Leetch. And then he regressed into the rollercoaster we all know and kind of love.
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Yeah, he was such a great person.lol TOO SOON! He gave us the man that played Lewis in Revenge of the Nerds after all
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
They were half-brothers.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Well revenge of the nerds was still better than anything he ever did. Including that kill bill vol 2.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow man
you’re just whiffing at ’em tonight
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Yeah im sorry my knowledge of carradines isnt quite up to your level. You should be proud. Kill Bill 2 sucked by the way
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
they were both mildly entertaining.
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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was actually
hoping that Tarantino would have made it to where Uma missed on her attempt and that Bill just faked the whole thing not to die or kill her, setting up a #3 with that little girl and the blind Blonde chick coming back! If anything, at least for another awsome ass soundtrack.
Vlasic
I thought it was decided that he’d be traded for that elusive 3rd line winger?
I’m very excited about the entire core of the defense and I’m really hoping that Vlasic and Burns can find some chemistry becuase like you said, their skill sets seem to complement each other perfectly!

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by Mr. Plank on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
SQUIRREL!
Hi there.
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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Vlasic doesn't
get traded. I want Mitchell and McGinn (if possible to go if they don’t step it up, bringing in two new wingers.
lol there’s no way Vlasic is getting traded! Where’d this rumor come from??
by Khaaz on Aug 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think
Mr. Plank brought it up.
I wouldn’t put it past a GM making a trade if they had Vlasic and the Sharks as it stands now. But I don’t think DW will….? Which makes me think
Why the hell did S.J ever get rid of Brad Stuart??? Before Vlasic I remember being even more excited when the Sharks first got Stuart. And then like that he was gone. I looked up the how but I still don’t understand the why?
I don’t see DW doing the same with Vlasic
I looked up the how but I still don’t understand the why?
Is that a joke?
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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Joe Thornton is a choker who’ll never lift the Stanley Cup…doesn’t everyone know that by now??
On a side note, I was at Captain’s Ice this morning and he looked very happy to back on the ice! Although there’s no contact, didn’t see any issues with his shoulder in regards to shooting, stick handling, pushing people when they skated too close.
I don't ever want to see
Marleau go but I have to say that Partrick is worse then Thorton is this regard. I fight with maybe it’d be better for the team if they could trade him all the time.
It was a joke – Thornton has a (very underserving) rep. from when he played in Boston.
This team will only go as far as Marleau and Thornton take them, two best players on the team.
I still have much to learn
milanahalek, much to learn. First year on any type of board so I assume every comment is serious first.
That Joe Thornton underserves goals.
He doesn’t give enough respect to SHOOOOOOOOOOOT!
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Nope
if you can, please explain. Stuart seems to be in pretty good shape as a defender right now. I just joined FTF and I’m trying to learn as much as I can about the team before the season starts. Not a joke.
Hello.
Loved Stuart, Sturm and Primeau…but that trade was a no-brainer, as milanahalek pointed out.
No offense intended, by the way. :)
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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Thornton is a top 10 Center – when he was traded to the Sharks, he was top 3, league MVP.
That trade will go down as one of the most lopsided trades in history. Stuart is a good defensemen, but players like Thornton don’t become available very often.
If Steve Stamkos was available for Vlasic, Pavelski, and McGinn, DW would be a fool to not pull the trigger on that one so fast his tan would fall off.
That’s a roughly equivalent trade to the Thornton deal.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
I strongly disagree
Vlasic >>> Stuart
Pavelski >>> Sturm
McGinn ~ Primeau
As for Thornton and Stamkos, wow, that’s tough. I honestly don’t have an answer.
A more equivalent deal would have been Ian White/Setoguchi/Mayers for Stamkos in my opinion.
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Fair enough, and FWIW I agree that Vlasic and Pavs are probably better players than Stuart and Sturm, respectively. But at the time, Stuart was a young, talented d-man (Ian White is not equivalent here), and Sturm was a consistent 2nd line forward worth 25ish goals just entering his prime (which is what Pavs is now—but Pavs brings more to the table).
Maybe Demers/Seto/McGinn is closer, but I think Seto is a better player than Sturm.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
That’s because Sturm no longer has working knees. That nasty collision into the boards really changed his career.
And ultimately, it’s Joe Thornton who makes that deal. If it’s anyone else, then it’d make me feel bad. Don’t get me wrong, I was pissed off that we traded away Sturm and Stuart for Thornton. I didn’t know who the hell he was (West Coast bias). But it worked out.
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But it worked out.
I’ll say. They’re Stanley Cup Champions.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to hurt you now...
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Haha
that was good. I wouldn’t mind taking a steel pipe to Chara’s knees just for the fuck of it. Tonya Harding style
I don’t know about you, but I had a blast watching that final series!
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Vacouver
and all their play acting ruined it for me. Unortunately. But I was really happy to see Boston win ove Van in the end.
I hate that Boston won the Cup
I’m just more glad that Vancouver lost
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Pretty much this
Lesser of two evils, I guess.
And I was happy for Tim Thomas, who I wasn’t a big fan of before the series.
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who I wasn’t a big fan of before the series.
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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually it was the slash on Burrows
But he seems like a genuinely nice guy. He’s a badass, but his ego doesn’t match up with his play.
That’s actually one of the best things about hockey players in general. It seems like a lot of them don’t have inflated egos.
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wow
i stoped watching after our series was over so i never saw this. makes me like tim thomas a lot more. he’s such a badass.
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 30, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That absolutely sealed it for me, although I was rooting for him at that point already.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
They dumped some salary, got Chara, and lucked out with Thomas.
Thornton was the reason they didn’t win the Cup. Doesn’t matter that it was 5 years…
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But Seto
would put the trade on the table for Tampa to give up Stamko maybe like Coyle for Burns. McGinn would probably make them think twice but I agree more with this one. I don’t think the Sharks necessarily have anyone in the in between, coming up and already shown they can stay a top player category. At least in the eyes of other teams. Mitchell and McGinn would be the closest as you were pointing out (I think) in your last deal. But a lot of people are still on the fence (including me) with those two. Hopefully the kids step it up this year so that more teams can get a lot more intrested in our fwds below the top 6.
None taken
I got the Joe Thorton part
should have been more specific.
Since I wasn’t following the Sharks as much when the trade happen
if it’s known
Could there have been any other player the Sharks could have given up or is was it one of those Charlie Coyle things where either Stuart was in it or nothing type of deals? There’s nothing to be done now I just want to know if there was someone else the Sharks wished they would have given or could have given up instead of Stuart.
Stuart was showing signs of turning into the player he is today: good, but not dominant. He’s a decent blueliner now for Detroit, but he’s not going to make anybody forget Lidstrom or Rafaski. So no, I don’t think anybody felt all that broken up about giving up Stuart in that deal.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
So no, I don’t think anybody felt all that broken up about giving up Stuart in that deal.
Waitaminnit I am! I have a personalized Stuart jersey that I don’t wear anymore because of that trade. I tell myself that 7 is actually equal to one-third of 19 and that helps me feel better about it =S. But I was really more broken up about giving up Sturm anyway.
But yeah, when Joe Thornton talent becomes available…
BEAT DAT BEAT
Actually 7 x 3 = 21, and 21 is bigger than 19.
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I guess technically
3 Brad Stuarts would be bigger than 1 Joe Thornton. But 1 Joe Thornton would still score more points.
BEAT DAT BEAT
Stuart probably was the outgoing centerpiece, but he probably wasn’t as vital to the trade as Coyle was to the Burns trade.
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Coyle was really projected as being that good...?
Thanks guys. I’ve been carrying that Stuart question around for a while! I’ll always wish they could have given someone else that isn’t with the team now but was then (if anyone?)…. (shit another question!) but it’s something I can at least let go of now.
He’s moved up a lot in quite a few people’s estimations. And the Wild’s GM has specifically stated the deal wouldn’t have been made without Coyle (though I think he really felt like he had to have both Coyle and Seto). We’ll see what happens. Coyle is good and a hard worker, but I’m not sure what his ceiling is yet.
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Coyle was absolutely necessary to get Burns – and that’s the one part of the deal I really don’t like. I know it was a good trade for the “now” but Coyle, to me, should turn into a Ryan Kessler (w/o the speed) or Joe Pavelski (with better skating and size).
by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Coyle is a risk, however.
We will never know how he can actually develop. Hell, he may not ever be productive in the NHL. Now that Burns has been extended long-term, I don’t exactly have any problem with the trade.
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
correction
obviously we will know how he will develop…. once he develops. haha
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be very, very surprised if Coyle isn’t a productive player in the NHL w/i the next 2 years. He’s the real deal.
I know, and I agree, however I’m just pointing out that the fact that Burns is locked up for 6 years eases that and Coyle is not guaranteed, even if he is promising.
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Locking up Burns helped…but I think losing Coyle is going to hurt at some point in time. I liked him going into that draft and followed him pretty closely last year – maybe I just need time to mourn.
Now that Burns has been extended, that deal is value for value.
But yeah, I’m worried about our forward corps when Thornton and Marleau are retired/gone. Pavelski isn’t a day in, day out 1st liner, Couture needs to show that he can be one consistently, and an aging Clowe is basically Ryan Smythe.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
There’s a lot of assumption in this though. We’re assuming that Coyle will turn out to be great at the NHL level. And we’re assuming that the Sharks are incapable of getting any other young guys in the draft remotely similar in potential.
I was more disappointed about losing Setoguchi, TBH.
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Whether Coyle will be a regular NHL player remains to be seen, but Coyle was the last blue-chip prospect we had at forward. Pinning our hopes on one player is almost as bad. We need a lot more in the pipeline than we currently do.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
I believe you mean "Blue Ribbon" prospect
No, I understand that. It bothered me a bit too. There was a lot of excitement about the guy.
But if the trade comes up, and DW holds because he’s hoping that Coyle pans out… well, you’re still pinning it one player.
Sadly, the FA market doesn’t work to DW’s advantage. This means he’s forced to trade.
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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for recciness
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From what I've learned
about Coyle and know about Seto I can see why both had to go.
What I don’t or didn’t like about the deal and what hurts me the most was the also giving up next year’s first round pick.
2nd round pick should have been given if you ask me. But then again Minny was in the position to demand what they wanted.
Actually it was just this year’s draft pick, wasn’t it?
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.
It was Zach Phillips.
I want to say we have a 1st and 2 2nds in this upcoming (deep!) draft.
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wait
what did we give up for Sheppard? I think that was a 2nd rounder for next year.
by meetyourmako on Aug 31, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
3rd rounder
i believe
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My biggest concern with losing Coyle
Is that he was literally our ONLY remaining prospect with any chance of being legitimate top 6 talent. His departure means we’re completely in win now mode, and are going to have to make our next few draft picks count.
Locking up Burns does make it easier to bear, but still…
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That's what I meant
inmy question, was Stuart absolutely necessary in the Thorton deal. A Joe Pavelski with better skating and size sounds like he’s gonna be awsome if he continues to grow.
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guess the Mr. Plank never jokes were also part of the joke.
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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell did S.J ever get rid of Brad Stuart???
Um… Joe Thornton?
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I know but there's more too question ^^ up above.
And as for why that question came up for me again this summer? I was watching the Sharks/Det series from last year and thought how cool it’d be to see the team with
Murray/Boyle
Vlasic/Burns
Stuart/Demers
White/Braun
Vlasic and Burns?

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by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 7:21 AM PDT reply actions 11 recs
Some things may never catch on…no matter how full of potential and despite being given (too) many chances…OK, yes, I’m referring to McGinn.
PICKLESNAKE!!!
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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm totally onboard
the PICKLESNAKE! train. Woo woo!
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BRENT BURNS!
I want to see him in action already…
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I am so envious...
…that you will get to watch him play! Watching him skate got me through Minny winters…long, cold, dark…sigh. There were some heart stopping moments and some major errors – but the rest of the time it was just beauty!
I did just schedule a trip to Phoenix to see the Sharks vs Coyotes – something to look forward to!
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by minnesotagirl71 on Aug 30, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this said "heart-stoppingly erotic" and I was trying to figure out who that could be referring to.
There were some heart stopping moments and some major errors – but the rest of the time it was just beauty!
A clue!
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooooh, that just gave me a raging clue...

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Seriously, with the Giants in freefall, it can’t come soon enough.
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That’s what’s making baseball exciting to me right now.. =)
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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so ready...
I’ve been excited to see Burns with Vlasic since we acquired Burns at the draft. So pumped!!!!
So I was thinking… our offense looks pretty solid, the D is finally I think all Sharks fans are excited about. Maybe it’s just me but I think the only “question mark” is goaltending. Which Niemi will we see? The Niemi from January-April? Or the Niemi that made me want to rip his eyes out from October-December… and during the Kings series?
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I think a big difference between “October-December” Nemo and “January-April” Nemo was not so much his play, but the way the defense played around him. They had to adjust from being used to a Nabokov-style goaltender to Niemi who lets rebounds go everywhere and is guaranteed to cover the lower portion of the goal. Once they adjusted how they played in front of him, things changed quickly. In addition to this, I think that Niitty’s injury actually benefited Niemi. The more consistent time he gets, the better he plays.
The way he played in the LA series is somewhat concerning and even parts of the Vancouver series, however we do have to keep in mind this was only his 2nd season ever in the NHL. Its easy to forget considering what he has already accomplished.
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like the LA series
Was a result of being overworked. If we don’t work ourselves into a hole, he’ll get less starts and we won’t have that problem.
I agree, and you can’t pin everything on Nemo (although he really had a few untimely mistakes that were 100% his fault) for that series. I think improving our defense with Burns and White is going to pay dividends that will show in Niemi’s stats as well.
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That was always the knock on Nabokov. Is the problem with Shark Playoff Goaltending that we have always heavily played one workhorse goaltender?
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ve always tried to maximize points in the regular season, and that meant playing our #1 goalie as much as he wanted. I think this is a mistake.
But truthfully, our defense has never been good enough to take us to the promised land. Niemo is going to have some off-games in the playoffs, and we still need to win those.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
Niemo sounds way cooler than Niemi or Nemo
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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We need our goalie to absolutely shut down the other team four or five times in the playoffs. And steal a few games that we should lose. And win some 6-5 games where neither goalie is that great.
Everyone (outside of Vancouver) laughed at Luongo, but he at least had some shut outs to get the Canucks as far as he did. Niemo didn’t have the same form in any of the playoff series he showed against us the year before. That’s a problem.
Nabby had the same problem. He never outright sucked, but he never took control of a series. Every “holy crap, how did he stop THAT?” moment was followed by a deflection goal, or a wrister from outside the hashmarks, or a point shot that got through.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
true
I had never actually seen Luongo steal a game until Game 5 of that series.
by meetyourmako on Aug 31, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
He stole this game. The forwards stuffed it in their pants and it slipped onto the ground.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
this makes me really happy and really sad at the same time
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 31, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That game was actually a great example of what I’m talking about. For all of Nabby’s heroics, Morrow’s deflected power-play goal won it.
Guess who had the better save percentage in that game? Marty Fucking Turco. We won the battle but lost the war.
[We really lost that series by dropping the first 3 games, the first 2 at home.]
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
That game was actually a great example of what I’m talking about. For all of Nabby’s heroics, Morrow’s deflected power-play goal won it.
Yeah, Nabokov really should have saved that power play defle- wait what.
[Nabokov] never outright sucked, but he never took control of a series.
Niemi has done one of those things.
lol
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No
The problem is that it’s never won us a Cup.
When in doubt, blame it on the goalie. And then the president.
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by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on now...
…everyone knows he inherited that problem from W.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly Lincoln can’t be considered the best president anymore. He didn’t do enough for the Sharks…
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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Scoring >2 goals =/= goaltending problem
I was upset with Nemo last post-season, but our offense went bye bye again when it counted.
GO SHARKS!
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Agreed
tealstherealdeal92
I really hope having White and Burns this year helps with clearing out players in front of the goal crease. Away from Niemi rebounds.
we don't have white anymore...
by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 30, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You're doing it wrong, it's:
…but Ian White is not a member of the Sharks organization!
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by jwizzle241 on Aug 31, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Colin White
GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
But...
Ansel Adams is not a member of the Sharks Organization.
Ian White is bigger this year.
"It was tough to get back at him (Colton Orr) even later because he never played another shift," said Murray, who stands six-foot-three and weighs 240 pounds
by Chiclets on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
As he lived in the Bay Area / Yosemite all of his life, he’d likely have been a true fan.
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by Ivano M on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He also would have given us ultra luck with his rad beard.

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"Yosemite Valley,
to me, is always a sunrise, a glitter of green and golden wonder in a vast edifice of stone and space. And Pickles is awesome in his quiet dignity."
— Ansel Adams
Ian White is bigger this year.
"It was tough to get back at him (Colton Orr) even later because he never played another shift," said Murray, who stands six-foot-three and weighs 240 pounds
by Chiclets on Aug 30, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
And Sharktooth Peak is in the Ansel Adams WIlderness
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
Very majestic.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Put that in your lens and snap it!
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They cannot pair James Sheppard with Burns
The world would implode.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 9:00 AM PDT reply actions
I need to see some video evidence of this James Sheppard guy everyone is talking about before I can confirm he even exists.
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James Sheppard is everywhere
He is in the air we breathe
franchises heartbeat
6 points all year
Haiku by GOLG.
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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Why?
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It doesn’t rhyme!
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by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
YOU THINK YOURE SO SMART CUZ YOU CAN READ
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the number of syllables is wrong in every line.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Haiku has nothing to do with syllables, that is just a very common misinterpretation.
Traditionally, Haiku are written about nature in simplistic language, usually with the use of no articles or excessive adjectives. Syllables and number of lines are completely variable.
Consider the following haiku by Michael McClure:
OH ACCIDENT !
Oh,
per
fect
((CRUSHED))
snail
-LIKE
A
STAR
gone out
!
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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is No Fucking Way I am going to consider any haiku written by some guy named “Michael McClure” as definitive.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He does have a lengthy Wiki page…
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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He’s actually a pretty big deal. He was one of the original beats along with Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, Gregory Corso, and to a certain extent William Burroughs.
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"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
OH ACCIDENT !
Oh,
per
fect
((CRUSHED))
snail
-LIKE
A
STAR
gone out
!
and that is exactly the kind of disaster you can expect when a beatnik writes a haiku.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
simplistic language, usually with the use of no articles or excessive adjectives
So what you’re saying is that a lot of comments on FTF are haikus?
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MYTH BUSTED
I WIN YOU LOSE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
From my understanding he was practically a pro at making popcorn in the press box for the past two seasons – probably no video though.
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." Shane Falco
"The Sharks got the better deal. They got a Burns. The Wild lost a Burns. You need a Burns to be good." KFAN's Jacques Lemaire 6-25-2011
by minnesotagirl71 on Aug 30, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You do know that Sheppard is a forward, right?
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." Shane Falco
"The Sharks got the better deal. They got a Burns. The Wild lost a Burns. You need a Burns to be good." KFAN's Jacques Lemaire 6-25-2011
by minnesotagirl71 on Aug 30, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you recognize me as the handsomest person on FTF
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
AND JAMES SHEPPARD PLAYS WHEREVER HE WANTS
HE IS THE SALAVTION OF SAN JOSE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i just caught that
SCHNIIIIDE
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 31, 2011 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait..
But isn’t Vlasic getting traded?
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by Ivano M on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The only Pickle that’s getting traded is the one I get with lunch at the deli when an upgrade to potato chips is available.
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That’s a poor choice. Pickle >>>> Chips.
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by Matthew_Taylor on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a poor opinion
Crunching up potato chips and putting them in a turkey sandwich is more underrated than Vlasic.
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by Mr. Plank on Aug 30, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Mmm, chips in a sandwich. Not done that for ages, but you’re right: it rules!
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Randy Hahn: "That is one angry Swedish person."
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...
Also tortilla chips in your burritus. mmmmmmmm crunchy burritus.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Some culinary maths: Food + Crunch = Awesomeness!
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Randy Hahn: "That is one angry Swedish person."
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...
by BritShark on Aug 30, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This explains why i just polished off a can of pringles on my own…
I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!
by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Never really been a fan of Pringles. More of a Ruffles guy.
Are Pringles baked rather than fried? If so that’s probably why. Who wants healthy potato chips?
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I have no clue how they’re made. They were honey mustard flavored, so I went for them drools
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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sour cream and cheddar Ruffles are one of the best non-kettle potato chips ever, especially if you use the lays ranch dip. Shit’s addicting.
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Kettle chips (of almost any brand) > pretty much all other chips in my mind.
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hence the qualifier
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"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
that and
Tim’s chips. The Northwest really makes some damn good chips…
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I ran out of kettle chips, so i resorted to Pringles. I think i’m pretty much addicted to sweet Maui onion kettle chips. Why must they be so damn good?!
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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
God
I NEVER eat the pickle I get from the deli, just not a fan…
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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
TWSS
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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
the Deli owner’s pickle is just so salty and vinegary…
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He should probably see a doctor about that.
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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
The day that Vlasic becomes a not-member of the Sharks Organization will be a sucky one…
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
By the way, beautiful way to work Ansel Adams into a hockey article. You know I appreciate it.
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Seriously can’t wait for the season to start. So anxious to see all the new players.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
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To be honest, this article could have been a transcription of your grocery list and I’d still love it…as long as you kept the Boosh reference. The Boosh makes everything better (kinda like bacon).
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by Raoul Ritz on Aug 30, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec’d because bacon made your comment so much better.
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOSH!
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Pickles: "Yess.. Hungh hungh hungh" /guttural french-style laugh
Blake: “OMG. Pickles you need a mint bro”

GO SHARKS!
Will Marc-Edouard Vlasic mesh better with Brent Burns than he did with Rob Blake’s armpit?
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Who needs to talk about The Sharks...
When we can correct each others grammar? Seriously, who is sitting there checking that and syntax when writing a comment? Are you really that obsessive?
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
*the Sharks
No need to capitalize the “T”
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yes, I will capitalize it
Because they are The Sharks, all others are of little concern to me. Just like you.:)
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
others'
we like the apostrophe. Many grammar nazis here on FTF :)
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The best thing about the nazis was that so many of them died
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that said unicorns.
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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
hehe
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
I think you should get over this obsessive need to correct others.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, each makes the possessive singular.
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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Auth0r, you are correct. “Each other” behaves as a singular pronoun. Mea culpa
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
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RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Being a Sharks' fan requires a certain level of obsession
Calvin Klein has nothing on us
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Patrick Marleau
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
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RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Are you implying that I have an obsession with the man?
Just because I scrutinize his every move and can turn any conversation into a diatribe about how he’s worthless and should be traded?
Because you should stop implying. That is TOTALLY what I do.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
You definitely have a man-crush on that guy. It’s apparent.
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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm giving Marleau
one more year before I without a doubt bring up trade.
I blame Meg.
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But not the grammar ones…u kant git rid of we.
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
reply fail. lol:)
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
Living with yourselves is punishment enough
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You forgot the period at the end of this sentence.
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Battle of California
by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
And now you don’t capitalize when necessary!
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
But at least the apostrophe is right this time!!!
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
i bet you have a stellar lesson plan
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
nope im actually done with all of it:) except for emoticons
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh go polish your head
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That's nasty
GO SHARKS!
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Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It baffles me why Vlasic remains so underrated. He’s consistent, good at what he does, and he’s only 24.
He must be a fan with the ladies though, being adept with his “poke check” and all.
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
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RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
He's a lousy gardener though
He’s not so good with the bush
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
That's why he rarely scores
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
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RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's more of a stay at home kinda guy
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh so NOW the commercial makes sense!
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Not to take anything away from your incredibly insightful and well-written piece,
but this has some of the more entertaining off-topic comments I’ve seen in a while!
And now I feel increasingly paranoid about my grammar…
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday." - Michael Scott
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
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GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Rec’d
I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!
by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Elvis..
That is soooo rec’d!!!
And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."
GO SHARKS.
meow.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Debates about grammar > Debates about Kyle Wellwood
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Grammar Nazi is a clearly superior third liner to Kyle Wellwood
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Doesn't really move merch, though.
Believing in the Sharks, one photoshop at a time. GO SHARKS!
by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fat chance!
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Neither still hold a candle to debates about James Sheppard.
Flugenweb. Spacecode. Twitzone. Assmode.
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
2010-2011 FTF 2 Fantasy Hockey CHAMPION
I was bored today so...
I decided to go on hockeybuzz. I find his articles quite hilarious at times. Today, his article had a bit of a take on the Heatley and Seto trade
to paraphrase him:
The Wild had to give up the over-rated Brent Burns and the streaky at best Havlat to get these two, but I do believe it was worth it. Heatley is a top 3 sniper and Seto is a top 6 forward, yet the Sharks somehow put him as a 3rd liner for some reason
XDDDDD XD XD XD XD HAHAHA
that was my first reaction. then i read the comments. everyone reacted like that.
this is hilarious. then i facepalmed. good god.
"I think he just dedicated a Cee Lo Green song to the referee"-Randy Hahn and Drew Remenda on Randy Carlyle yelling at the referee
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on Aug 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was bored today so…
I decided to go on hockeybuzz.
This is where I stopped reading.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
XDDDDD
Wait. How do you get those extra D’s…?
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Well, you see… Around your early teens, your body starts to change. For some people that just means acne. For others, well…
Believing in the Sharks, one photoshop at a time. GO SHARKS!
Extra mouths?
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
… and now I’m lost
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Lovecraft reference. (The Dunwich Horror, specifically.)
Believing in the Sharks, one photoshop at a time. GO SHARKS!
Lovecraft,
grammar, potato chips, bike thieves, Kenny G and Clue. James Sheppard would be proud.
Ian White is bigger this year.
"It was tough to get back at him (Colton Orr) even later because he never played another shift," said Murray, who stands six-foot-three and weighs 240 pounds
Maybe extra chins.
If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
Shameless plug for my music.
Alright guys.
I think the fun of the grammar/troll jokes have been killed. Let’s all act like adults and move on.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
I love telling people to act like adults because technically I’m still a minor.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Very minor
:P
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
I turn 12 in October.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
So that makes you… 6 years older than Tommy Wingels?
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Making fun of little kids isn’t cool…
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
I'm just saying
if Wingles wasn’t a Shark, I’d probably want to punch him in the face.
But I’m old enough to see PG movies!!!
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
I’m j/k too. (juuuust in case)
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
whaaaaa?

"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday." - Michael Scott
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
You're not the boss of me!
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Aug 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I know exactly what this thread needs...

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Why introduce more rage into the thread? :P
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
I actually like some of Kenny G’s music.
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Is it because Patrick Marleau loves Kenny G?
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Look at that
You were able to mention Marleau’s name without demanding he be fired traded.
And no, that’s not why. Marleau can’t listen to wind instruments with a straight face.
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
I said he loved Kenny G
That’s as good as calling for his head!
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
“Marc-Eduard, stop talking about the goddamn Cirque du Soleil show with the flying unicorns. We get it! You thought the pageantry was incredible.”
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
do they come out the other end as pickle sandwiches?
by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Most Romantic Melodies of All Time. [citation needed]
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
Possibly the most epic cross-troll reference ever
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
We're getting closer...


It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday." - Michael Scott
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
HA This is awsome!
all he needs now is his trusted soprano saxophone before he goes out on the ice.
;)
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday." - Michael Scott
My pathetic excuse of a Twitter account: http://twitter.com/santacruzsharks
by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
...What the hell, you guys
Okay, and two points:
- I am so psyched for the Burns-Vlasic pairing. Hell, I’m psyched for any type of hockey at all. I’m psyched for the new Sharks commercials, for crying out loud.
- Bike thieves should die a slow and painful death. If male, they should be castrated with their wound dipped in acid. If female, they should have a tampon soaked with acid shoved up there.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
$50 U-Lock
Best investment I ever made. If your bike was stolen in the morning at Davis, it was on sale in Chico by the afternoon.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
I had a pretty nice Kryptonite lock, but apparently that didn’t matter.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
You must have had a nicer bike. That sucks, sorry to hear it.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was a $300 bike – my graduation present for high school. So there’s a bit of sentimental value as well.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Could be worse...
My mom is a pretty serious cyclist and her $3,000 road bike fell off the back of a friends car on the highway. It was not recovered…
Sad face.
by Bearodactyls on Aug 30, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was laughing at what Elvis was saying about it being on sale in Chico until I realized how true that statement is /sadface
I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!
by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
There were stories about pickup trucks that would come by
And just pick up bikes that were locked to themselves, and not to anything bolted to the ground
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
Mine was locked to a bike rack, which pisses me off even more. I did pretty much everything I could barring taking the bike into my apartment to keep it safe.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Did they cut the lock?
"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank
Member of the Torrey Mitchell and Patrick Marleau Fan Club
RIP Atlanta Thrashers. Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.
Bike thieves have become more adept since my day
Best of luck to you. Dollars to donuts, it was frat pledges. Assholes think nothing of robbing their fellow students to fulfill a stupid pledge requirement.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
It’d make sense, as I’m right off the Row. But then again, they just found out their houses two days ago.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Any bike lock can be broken. The narrower U-locks are a little better as it’s a little harder for the thieves to get a car jack or big leverage pipe between the sides.
I use a thick ass chain lock for my bike here in SF. Most thieves are expecting U-locks, and chains require a different big tool to break them. It’s not that it can’t be broken, it’s that there are easier targets nearby….
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
I didn’t have a U-lock, I had one of those twisty cable locks – so the thieves had to have cut the lock off in order to get the bike.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
Cable locks are pretty easy to cut. $12 bolt cutters will do the job.
IMO:
thick chain lock > narrow u lock > regular u lock > cable lock
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
Lesson may be
taking the bike into my apartment to keep it safe > thick chain lock > narrow u lock > regular u lock > cable lock
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, here is where ievans' point about deterrence comes into play
To cut a twisty cable lock, bolt cutters from the hardware store will suffice. To cut a chain lock, you need a pretty heavy duty pneumatic device or a generator powered device. Hard to tote that around or operate it without drawing attention to yourself.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
*to cut a u-lock you need a pretty heavy duty
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
As requested, my initial reaction to my bike being stolen as posted on MCC
And it is my opinion that those who steal bikes should be castrated with salt and acid poured into the wound, both their kneecaps shot out, their face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Arc, given small pox, impaled through the stomach, rolled around in more acid, set on fire, have toothpicks shoved up their fingernails, and then be slowly crushed by a large boulder.
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
by mymclife on Aug 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You scare me.
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Having gone to a school where most students rely on bikes
I fully endorse her sentiment. Bike thieves are scum.
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
All thieves are scum.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
Lesson from that post:
Don’t fuck with mymclife’s bike, ever.
I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!
by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I just shat myself in both laughter and fear.
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday." - Michael Scott
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I appologize for somehow letting myself
become a troll on this thread.
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
You were getting trolled a bit as well, I’d say…I’m guilty!
No hard feelings?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
None at all, and I’m responsible for my own actions so it really doesn’t matter if I was being trolled. Thanks though:)
by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
Geeze, when did this thread explode?
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
I think someone might have mentioned James Sheppard.
by Briceratops on Aug 30, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
who?
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday." - Michael Scott
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically I did, but it was way after the fact.
Flugenweb. Spacecode. Twitzone. Assmode.
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
2010-2011 FTF 2 Fantasy Hockey CHAMPION
I gave up also.
Grammar got involved. That’s when I knew it was a lost cause.
"Yell at me all you want, but I've seen enough movies to know that cutting a hole in the back of a raft MAKES IT GO FASTER!" - Troy from Community.
Geeze, when did this thread explode?
August
GO SHARKS!
They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn
Changing signatures is for suckers.
What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.
honestly,
what do you guys think would be brent burns’s ceiling in terms of points and what sort of player could we compare him to in his prime
if you made an estimate now??
"I think he just dedicated a Cee Lo Green song to the referee"-Randy Hahn and Drew Remenda on Randy Carlyle yelling at the referee
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be glad to make an exception-Groucho Marx
by sanjosesharksfan on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Absolute ceiling is 20-50-70 with very solid defense.
15-35-50 seems about right though.
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2010-2011 FTF 2 Fantasy Hockey CHAMPION
90 goals, 150 assists, +6,395.
Rocket Richard, Hart Trophy, Norris Trophy…. Cy Young….
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be apart of one someday." - Michael Scott
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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
.930 sv % 1.34 GAA
Vezina winner fersure
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
I think he could easily
put up 55-60 pts a year for the next 10 years if he’s playing in the right situation. Burns has the potential to be a Brian Leetch-type player. Although Leetch did have that one RIDICULOUS year.
by BillytheSid on Aug 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But Burns is a unique player
I can’t think of any defenseman off the top of my head who had Burns’ size, but could also skate and score.
by BillytheSid on Aug 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
I miss anything?
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
The "Grammer Guy" was a big hit! LMAO
Awesome thread FTF nation. (Please check for any errors in spelling, as I never attended college)
IT'S A TRAP!
*Grammar
I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!
by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
*Grand mal
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 31, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
*Grand ball
I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!
by ZombieSkittles on Sep 1, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions

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