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Burns and Vlasic will be Sharks shutdown pairing for years to come

Will Marc-Edouard Vlasic mesh as well with Brent Burns as he did with Rob Blake?

When Sharks General Manager Doug Wilson traded Devin Setoguchi, Charlie Coyle, and a first round selection in the 2011 NHL Entry Draft for Minnesota Wild defenseman Brent Burns, a silent cloud hung over the otherwise successful affair-- Burns was set to become an unrestricted free agent in the summer of 2012, setting up a situation where San Jose may have been looking at dealing away three prime future pieces for a one-year rental. Those concerns were silenced in early August however, as Burns inked a five year deal that would keep him in a Sharks jersey for years to come.

Subsequently, life began to sprout from the once barren landscape on the blueline.

Although pairings won't be finalized until the end of training camp it stands to reason that Burns will be paired with shutdown defensive defenseman Marc-Edouard Vlasic on opening night. Their skill sets are too complimentary, too yin and yang, to expect otherwise. Burns, a hulking 6'5 220 pound puck-moving sharp-shooting smooth-skating sonuvagun, brings an offensive mentality to the team that will emphasize agressiveness and swift puck movement up the ice.

Burns' body type and skill set harkens back to the days of the great Rob Blake in some specific ways-- although Burns' defensive awareness hasn't reached the level of the surefire Hall of Famer at this stage of his career, and the hip checks Blake dropped with aplomb throughout his career are something Burns will only deploy on occasion, the size, skating ability, booming point shot, and excellent outlet pass both defenseman are known for makes drawing a parallel between the two a natural progression for the prognosticating offseason gentleman.

And, as it turns out, Vlasic's best year over the last three seasons came with the aforementioned Rob Blake alongside him on the blueline.


Marc Edouard Vlasic (2008-2011)

Year GP Qualcomp D-Zone%
CORSI Rel
+/- ON/60
SH TOI
SH GAOn/60
2010-2011 80
0.027 (3rd)
53.4% (1st)
+0.1 (4th)
+0.49 (3rd)
2:16 (1st)
-7.64 (6th)
2009-2010
64
0.023 (3rd)
56.7% (1st)
-0.7 (3rd)
+1.26 (1st)
2:58 (1st)
-2.67 (1st)
2008-2009
82 0.024 (1st)
50.8% (1st)
-2.8 (4th)
+0.68 (2nd)
2:39 (1st)
-3.45 (4th)

[Note]: Team Ranks in parentheses. Bolded text is when Vlasic played with Blake (08-09, 09-10).

As the advanced stats show, Vlasic's contributions to the team come with his tough quality of competition, high-end PK minutes, difficult zone starts, and top-end goals against numbers (especially when you consider who he is playing against). Vlasic is a consistent contender in James Mirtle's Rod Langway Award, an annual award that recognizes the best defensive defenseman in the League, and has managed to step up into a shutdown role all at the age of 24. The level he's reached defensively is one you normally see defenseman hitting in their late 20's-- to imagine he has done so before his 25th birthday is something that is quite remarkable.

Perpetually underrated by national media and local fans alike, Vlasic's game isn't one that stands out in any monumental way. He's quiet in the corners, a non-factor offensively, and a mid-range skater who doesn't carry the puck out of his own zone extremely well. If you're looking for highlight hits and scorching shots from Vlasic it makes sense that he would fly under the radar-- there's nothing here that screams for attention, which in the case of Vlasic, is a superb quality to have in a quietly effective shutdown defenseman. Adept with the poke check, pushing puck carriers out of the middle of the ice, and breaking up odd-man rushes, Vlasic's game is one a photographer like Ansel Adams would cherish if he was a sports aficionado-- monumental vistas, serene rivers, gorgeous landscapes, a quiet dignity.

Most importantly, nary a man-made red light in sight.

Star-divide

Where Burns' primary weakness is his defense, Vlasic thrives when placed in the defensive zone. And where Vlasic's primary weakness is his offense, Burns' contributions in this area threaten to cause a few more power outages at HP Pavilion during the 2011-2012 campaign. Yin and yang indeed, especially when further research reveals their differing views on the subject of body art.

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"I got a Hardy Boys Henna tattoo once, but it wasn't for me."

It may be too early to make sweeping predictions, but expectations for a Vlasic-Burns pairing are one of the few things that have managed to keep this lowly blogger from going Coco-loco after being stranded on the deserted island known as the August offseason. Maybe it's the rancid coconut juice talking here, but a pairing that resembles the duo of Shea Weber and Ryan Suter in Nashville seems like a possibility if everything breaks right.

Burns and Weber both possess booming shots and great offensive instincts, while Suter and Vlasic provide the quiet defensive play that allow their more offensively gifted partners to succeed (although Suter is clearly a more talented offensive presence than Vlasic). Burns and Vlasic won't be counted on to shoulder the massive minutes load that Weber and Suter see with the Predators, nor will they be as instrumental to the success of their team; however, the groundwork is definitely set for these two young Sharks to become a part of one of the best young defensive pairings in the entire League, and one that many across the NHL will begin to take notice of as the season progresses.

With Vlasic and Burns providing a perfect complement for one another, 2011-2012 has all the makings of producing a more productive offensive year for Vlasic and a more responsible defensive year for Burns. Ever since San Jose lost Rob Blake to retirement in 2010 they've been looking for a number two d-man, but in all actuality, they have also been looking for a physical partner that can shoot the puck to pair with Vlasic. It was with Rob Blake that Vlasic truly bloomed as a premier shutdown defenseman in the NHL; Burns skill set matches those needs perfectly.

With Burns locked up for six years, and Vlasic in teal for two more at a superbly valued $3.1 MM per, this season won't be the last time we will have the opportunity to see Burns and Vlasic patrolling the Sharks blueline.

Something that will be a welcome addition for an organization which had been looking for that final piece for far too long.

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So stoked!
Adept with the poke check, pushing puck carriers out of the middle of the ice, and breaking up odd-man rushes, Vlasic’s game is one a photographer like Ansel Adams would cherish if he was a sports aficionado— monumental vistas, serene rivers, gorgeous landscapes, a quiet dignity.

I must say, that’s some wonderful personification.

The pairing truly seems like yin and yang, but there’s just one thought in the back of my head that says “….what if they just don’t get along…”

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by CheechYou on Aug 30, 2011 3:19 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s not personification!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty close and you could make an argument for it either way really. Your not an English teacher and this isn’t writing class!

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a looser, get a life

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a looser

loser*

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woosh

I have an address for a store where you can buy a clue. It wasnt that funny but i figured it was obvious.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh emmm....

wasn’t*

Don’t forget the importance of your apostrophe’s, sir!

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an address for a store where you can buy a clue

You can get Clue at like any game store or Toys ’R Us.

Professor Plum in the Observatory with the Revolver!

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by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Support your local gaming store man!

Don’t be a sellout!

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The candlestick always confused me

Seriously, what a pathetic way to be murdered.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

-Said the person murdered with a candlestick.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any worse than a spanner?

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a strange emphasis on braining people with blunt objects, wasn’t there?

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A game clearly designed by a hockey fan

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Captain Cucumber at the bench with a stanchion”

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leftenant Mango in the S&M dungeon with tube sock full of ball bearings.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a fan of a burlap sack full of door knobs

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monkey wrench at least sounds morbidly funny.

Candlestick is just pathetic.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it’s so much more classy than a lead pipe or pipe wrench. Especially since all the characters except Mrs. White were rich.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus it’s on-hand at a mansion.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So then an ascot…

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those old things were heavy.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're talking imagery here...

 Predominantly visual, but also some kinesthetic (serene, quiet) imagery.

And I AM an English teacher….

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

 I wouldn’t brag about being a teacher in california

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you teach at a blue star school i take it?

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Blue Ribbon? And actually, yes.

In all honesty I am lucky enough to teach in the highest performing district in California.

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

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by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No its blue star. My niece and nephew go to one in saratoga. thanks though

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i was and can admit it

I called them and asked they said it was in reference to some other programs i heard them talk about. I apologize. I will still be using my improper grammar though because it is a message board and i don’t really see the need.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you’re wrong it’s blue star.

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by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i asked and they said no so im not going to keep spouting off about it till i know for sure.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

all i know is, any sentence that starts with in all honesty, is usually a little light on truth

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

have fun with this one you looserz

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only need one because i dont have anything to hide. when i am wrong i admit it. I find it hilarious that people have nothing better to do than sit around and correct people and their grammar. Pretty, pretty pathetic.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are just feeding them. It’s the off season, and everyone is getting a bit crazy.

I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!

by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not getting angry or anything. I like seeing the troll ooze out of people

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also these people act like im writing an essay on the reoccurring themes in rabbit, run or something. I had no idea we were in a classroom environment.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re taking this too seriously.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, if this was real then i would have broken down and started spewing expletives all over the place. I really could care less what they say because they are just people correcting grammar on an internet message board. that just sounds like a pathetic waste of time. Why should i get offended by such pathetic people?

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if you REALLY didn’t care you would just ignore it and stop entertaining us.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no because im enjoying myself. I love messing with pathetic trolls. They act like they know so much but have no idea who they are talking with. I could be william strunk jr resurrected and maybe i just don’t feel like being grammatically correct. Grammar geeks cant even agree on the rules. Split infinitives are a prime example of that.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im the troll because i was talking to one person about how he was being an ass for correcting grammar? Then a bunch of others jump in to get some kind of rise out of me and im the troll? lol, yeah then i will happily take that label. The first person i spoke with seemed very pleased with his or herself over the fact that his correction was right. Pathetic

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t about grammar. That was about metaphor.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sense is to this thread

As fish are to bicycles

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, if you say so.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to completely disagree.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s entertained?

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize it’s a joke right. We don’t actually care that much about your grammar. Or anyone’s grammar. Mostly.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well why do people do it then? Its dickish at best

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it’s funny when people overreact.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha … this is hilarious! One correction turned FTF into BoC … awesome! :)

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by Angy on Aug 30, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because you got mad at someone for correcting someone else. Then someone else made fun of you for that.

And you’ve been on the defensive since.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, frankly, that first correction had nothing to do with grammar or spelling.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You exclaimed it’s not a personification. So what? the people it matter to already knew that. Why do you have to point it out? Because your a dick

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this doesn’t really bother you, why are you name calling?

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, anyone who offers a correction is a dick

Textbook definition

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a stupid internet board where grammar doesnt matter. Get over youself. It was a statement of fact by the way

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

grammar doesnt matter.

THAT. IS. THE. JOKE.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID YOU NOT SEE THE PROPAGANDA POSTER?!?!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO ARE YOU!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spade is a BoC reference.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The backpedal is my favorite part of thread trolling

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the self entitled douches are mine

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I'm your favorite

I’m everyone’s favorite!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it is gold star.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to a Blue Ribbon school

Methinks you’ve been had

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez i already said that i was wrong. If you must be a self important douche then could you do it else where

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize that my being self important

would make it less likely I’d do it elsewhere?

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah i just wanted to call you a douche. your a mod so you wont be leaving. too bad

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My being a mod has nothing to do with anything

If you think I’m truly being out of line, you have every right to go to the rest of the blog leadership and ask for action to be taken. We’re not above any kind of law.

This needn’t have been a thing. It got made one, and it provided amusement for some. If that’s an issue, then you can take action. Otherwise, it’s just more trolling.

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt think i had been mean or anything until you started chiming in. I don’t need to complain because you really dont bug me. just think your a douche and that people who feel the need to correct others in an obviously relaxed setting are douches

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You called out a teacher

You made a joke that people didn’t get immediately and didn’t get the jokes other people made, instead become defensive.

You may not have thought you were mean, but you were, at the very least, just plain dickish.

You’re far from the only person to think I’m a douche, but if you have a problem with people correcting you, you’re going to have bigger problems than self important moderator douches in life.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marleau also thinks you're a douche

Except he’s afraid of saying douche, in case his mom hears.

He also giggles uncontrollably when he thinks of the word “douche”, especially since he looked up it’s definition on Wikipedia.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once, Logan Couture directed Marleau to Urban Dictionary.

Patty says Mrs. Marleau won’t let Logan come over anymore.

Believing in the Sharks, one photoshop at a time. GO SHARKS!

by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Patrick Marleau is bad in the playoffs

Because he’s worried about what’ll happen if 2 girls come near the Stanley Cup

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

Looking up the c word on wikipedia put me and a friend in giggles for almost 10 minutes, and caused me to scour the internets for the feud between Stephen Frye and Piers Morgan.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephen Fry?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP JUDGING MY SPELLING!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

And actually, I wasn’t correcting your spelling. I was just clarifying that you were referring to the chap with the brilliant song about him (link).

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

just think your you’re a douche

FIFY

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahhhaa

I seriously can’t handle this any longer

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We wouldn't brag about you being a California teacher either :P

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And pleasantries were shared among all in troll country...

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy trolls.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The monacle makes me classy

That’s about it though

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom!

You read it here first!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for you, hope it keeps ya warm tonite

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s totally naturification – the applying of natural-world qualities to people.

Also possibly something I made up.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

All this Brent Burns hoopla makes me miss yelling at Mike Rathje to not be such an idiot.

by hoju71386 on Aug 30, 2011 3:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Make the playoffs this year Minnesota... please.. I've always liked the Christmas Squad.

Just… hope you don’t run into the living, breathing, beast that is San Jose. =]

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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nick Schultz is another Vlasic type defenseman who is underrated across the League. Definitely seems like a natural fit.

I’m pulling for Heatley and Setoguchi this year, man. They both seem like they have a lot to prove next season and will be playing with a bit of a chip on their shoulders— I think that’s a great thing for them. Hopefully they both crack 30 goals and help put the Wild back in the postseason.

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by Mr. Plank on Aug 30, 2011 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Win-Win

I agree completely. After each trade, I really believed both teams improved where they needed to.

Burns with Vlasic will be the defensive upgrade we had to make, and Havlat’s speed will be helpful. The scoring potential from both Seto and Heater, combined with the nice passers the Wild already have, should really boost that offense. Plus Coyle should come along soon.

I do think both will make the playoffs this year…might make a fun story line if they meet there.

by airvenga on Aug 30, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Im starting to feel really bad that I hope seto and heater do terribly in Minnesota.lol everyone is so nice here:)

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah - Seto will be a beast for you guys, and even a Heater on the decline will still put up some good points.

I would expect Seto to put up 25-30 goals, use his speed well, and forecheck like a beast. He will go through streaks where the only thing he does well is forecheck, then bounce back with something like 8 goals in 10 games. Hopefully he will be more consistent this year, and the coaching staff in Minny won’t drop him to the 3rd line if he has a bad game or two. Seto is all about confidence, and I don’t think our coaching staff helped much by dropping him down the depth chart so quickly when he played poorly.

On the other hand, I’m expecting only a small uptick in Heaters play this year. His skills seem to be on the downside, and his skating and balance are just subpar. I expect he will get a hat trick in the Minny home opener, and surprise everyone with some decent playmaking skills for a while. Then frustrate everyone as he alternates between floating around the dots with his stick in the air and attempting too many risky passes instead of just blasting one on net. I would expect something like 30-35 goals, 60-70 points, and be pleasantly surprised if he exceeds those numbers.

I really hope both players are well liked in Minny, and become a large part of a successful season for the team.

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Aug 30, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, still hope they do terribly. It’s Sharks or nothing and I make no apologies for it. These 2 were good but there is a reason they gote singled out and we have all been venting about it on these boards for a while now. Im not someone who is going to pretend that these guys weren’t lacking in the effort department and if someone wants to come in with that “you aren’t in the locker room so you don’t know” crap then i refer you to their on ice performance over the last 2 season. I bet if we added up all the angry, non Huskins/Wallin comments on this board, the majority of them would be directed at either seto or heatley.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlasic’s game isn’t one that stands out in any monumental way.

And that’s just how I’d like it to stay. Give me an anonymous, consistently successful defenceman over a heart-stoppingly erratic blueliner every day of the week. If you get to the end of the third and say ‘hang on, where’s Pickles been all game’ then it’s been a success in my eyes.

Looking forward to this pairing. October can’t come quickly enough…

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by BritShark on Aug 30, 2011 4:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Wait a sec ...

Pickles is still a member of the San Jose Sharks organization?

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by JakeBot on Aug 30, 2011 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

He’s the tortoise in The Tortoise and The Hare, but in the end it’s that slow (read: not flashy), consistent pace that makes Vlasic a winner.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give me an anonymous, consistently successful defenceman over a heart-stoppingly erratic blueliner every day of the week

See: Ehrhoff, Christian

Sweet Jebus, that boy has talent and no brain to bring it all together. I remember one crazy stretch during the 05-06 season where he looked like the second coming of Brian Leetch. And then he regressed into the rollercoaster we all know and kind of love.

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by Mike Chen on Aug 30, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

a heart-stoppingly erratic

I thought this said “heart-stoppingly erotic” and I was trying to figure out who that could be referring to.

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by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO SOON!

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
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by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was such a great person.lol TOO SOON! He gave us the man that played Lewis in Revenge of the Nerds after all

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

They were half-brothers.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Well revenge of the nerds was still better than anything he ever did. Including that kill bill vol 2.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow man

you’re just whiffing at ’em tonight

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah im sorry my knowledge of carradines isnt quite up to your level. You should be proud. Kill Bill 2 sucked by the way

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were both mildly entertaining.

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still convinced he died of the 5 point palm exploding heart technique...

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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was actually

hoping that Tarantino would have made it to where Uma missed on her attempt and that Bill just faked the whole thing not to die or kill her, setting up a #3 with that little girl and the blind Blonde chick coming back! If anything, at least for another awsome ass soundtrack.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlasic

I thought it was decided that he’d be traded for that elusive 3rd line winger?

I’m very excited about the entire core of the defense and I’m really hoping that Vlasic and Burns can find some chemistry becuase like you said, their skill sets seem to complement each other perfectly!

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Lol. Nice.

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SQUIRREL!

Hi there.

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Vlasic doesn't

get traded. I want Mitchell and McGinn (if possible to go if they don’t step it up, bringing in two new wingers.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol there’s no way Vlasic is getting traded! Where’d this rumor come from??

by Khaaz on Aug 30, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think

Mr. Plank brought it up.
I wouldn’t put it past a GM making a trade if they had Vlasic and the Sharks as it stands now. But I don’t think DW will….? Which makes me think
Why the hell did S.J ever get rid of Brad Stuart??? Before Vlasic I remember being even more excited when the Sharks first got Stuart. And then like that he was gone. I looked up the how but I still don’t understand the why?
I don’t see DW doing the same with Vlasic

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked up the how but I still don’t understand the why?

Is that a joke?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Joe Thornton is a choker who’ll never lift the Stanley Cup…doesn’t everyone know that by now??

On a side note, I was at Captain’s Ice this morning and he looked very happy to back on the ice! Although there’s no contact, didn’t see any issues with his shoulder in regards to shooting, stick handling, pushing people when they skated too close.

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't ever want to see

Marleau go but I have to say that Partrick is worse then Thorton is this regard. I fight with maybe it’d be better for the team if they could trade him all the time.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a joke – Thornton has a (very underserving) rep. from when he played in Boston.

This team will only go as far as Marleau and Thornton take them, two best players on the team.

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still have much to learn

milanahalek, much to learn. First year on any type of board so I assume every comment is serious first.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

*undeserving…although, underserving might work…

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Joe Thornton underserves goals.

He doesn’t give enough respect to SHOOOOOOOOOOOT!

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

if you can, please explain. Stuart seems to be in pretty good shape as a defender right now. I just joined FTF and I’m trying to learn as much as I can about the team before the season starts. Not a joke.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello.

Loved Stuart, Sturm and Primeau…but that trade was a no-brainer, as milanahalek pointed out.

No offense intended, by the way. :)

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Thornton is a top 10 Center – when he was traded to the Sharks, he was top 3, league MVP.

That trade will go down as one of the most lopsided trades in history. Stuart is a good defensemen, but players like Thornton don’t become available very often.

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Steve Stamkos was available for Vlasic, Pavelski, and McGinn, DW would be a fool to not pull the trigger on that one so fast his tan would fall off.

That’s a roughly equivalent trade to the Thornton deal.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
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by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I strongly disagree

Vlasic >>> Stuart
Pavelski >>> Sturm
McGinn ~ Primeau

As for Thornton and Stamkos, wow, that’s tough. I honestly don’t have an answer.

A more equivalent deal would have been Ian White/Setoguchi/Mayers for Stamkos in my opinion.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, and FWIW I agree that Vlasic and Pavs are probably better players than Stuart and Sturm, respectively. But at the time, Stuart was a young, talented d-man (Ian White is not equivalent here), and Sturm was a consistent 2nd line forward worth 25ish goals just entering his prime (which is what Pavs is now—but Pavs brings more to the table).

Maybe Demers/Seto/McGinn is closer, but I think Seto is a better player than Sturm.

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by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s because Sturm no longer has working knees. That nasty collision into the boards really changed his career.

And ultimately, it’s Joe Thornton who makes that deal. If it’s anyone else, then it’d make me feel bad. Don’t get me wrong, I was pissed off that we traded away Sturm and Stuart for Thornton. I didn’t know who the hell he was (West Coast bias). But it worked out.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it worked out.

I’ll say. They’re Stanley Cup Champions.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to hurt you now...

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

that was good. I wouldn’t mind taking a steel pipe to Chara’s knees just for the fuck of it. Tonya Harding style

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about you, but I had a blast watching that final series!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vacouver

and all their play acting ruined it for me. Unortunately. But I was really happy to see Boston win ove Van in the end.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that Boston won the Cup

I’m just more glad that Vancouver lost

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this

Lesser of two evils, I guess.

And I was happy for Tim Thomas, who I wasn’t a big fan of before the series.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only other saving grace

USA! USA!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

who I wasn’t a big fan of before the series.

This change your mind? :)

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that was my favorite moment of the playoffs and I really wish more goalies would do that!

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was the slash on Burrows

But he seems like a genuinely nice guy. He’s a badass, but his ego doesn’t match up with his play.

That’s actually one of the best things about hockey players in general. It seems like a lot of them don’t have inflated egos.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i stoped watching after our series was over so i never saw this. makes me like tim thomas a lot more. he’s such a badass.

by you'vejustbeenCAINED on Aug 30, 2011 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That absolutely sealed it for me, although I was rooting for him at that point already.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

They dumped some salary, got Chara, and lucked out with Thomas.

Thornton was the reason they didn’t win the Cup. Doesn’t matter that it was 5 years…

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Seto

would put the trade on the table for Tampa to give up Stamko maybe like Coyle for Burns. McGinn would probably make them think twice but I agree more with this one. I don’t think the Sharks necessarily have anyone in the in between, coming up and already shown they can stay a top player category. At least in the eyes of other teams. Mitchell and McGinn would be the closest as you were pointing out (I think) in your last deal. But a lot of people are still on the fence (including me) with those two. Hopefully the kids step it up this year so that more teams can get a lot more intrested in our fwds below the top 6.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

None taken

I got the Joe Thorton part
should have been more specific.
Since I wasn’t following the Sharks as much when the trade happen
if it’s known
Could there have been any other player the Sharks could have given up or is was it one of those Charlie Coyle things where either Stuart was in it or nothing type of deals? There’s nothing to be done now I just want to know if there was someone else the Sharks wished they would have given or could have given up instead of Stuart.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stuart was showing signs of turning into the player he is today: good, but not dominant. He’s a decent blueliner now for Detroit, but he’s not going to make anybody forget Lidstrom or Rafaski. So no, I don’t think anybody felt all that broken up about giving up Stuart in that deal.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no, I don’t think anybody felt all that broken up about giving up Stuart in that deal.

Waitaminnit I am! I have a personalized Stuart jersey that I don’t wear anymore because of that trade. I tell myself that 7 is actually equal to one-third of 19 and that helps me feel better about it =S. But I was really more broken up about giving up Sturm anyway.

But yeah, when Joe Thornton talent becomes available…

BEAT DAT BEAT

by DownRUpLYB on Aug 31, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually 7 x 3 = 21, and 21 is bigger than 19.

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by jwizzle241 on Aug 31, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess technically

3 Brad Stuarts would be bigger than 1 Joe Thornton. But 1 Joe Thornton would still score more points.

BEAT DAT BEAT

by DownRUpLYB on Sep 1, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stuart probably was the outgoing centerpiece, but he probably wasn’t as vital to the trade as Coyle was to the Burns trade.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coyle was really projected as being that good...?

Thanks guys. I’ve been carrying that Stuart question around for a while! I’ll always wish they could have given someone else that isn’t with the team now but was then (if anyone?)…. (shit another question!) but it’s something I can at least let go of now.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s moved up a lot in quite a few people’s estimations. And the Wild’s GM has specifically stated the deal wouldn’t have been made without Coyle (though I think he really felt like he had to have both Coyle and Seto). We’ll see what happens. Coyle is good and a hard worker, but I’m not sure what his ceiling is yet.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coyle was absolutely necessary to get Burns – and that’s the one part of the deal I really don’t like. I know it was a good trade for the “now” but Coyle, to me, should turn into a Ryan Kessler (w/o the speed) or Joe Pavelski (with better skating and size).

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I tend to agree. I think Pavs/Kessler is a very good goal for Coyle to shoot for. And he might even be able to add in some extra physicality over those guys.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coyle is a risk, however.

We will never know how he can actually develop. Hell, he may not ever be productive in the NHL. Now that Burns has been extended long-term, I don’t exactly have any problem with the trade.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

correction

obviously we will know how he will develop…. once he develops. haha

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be very, very surprised if Coyle isn’t a productive player in the NHL w/i the next 2 years. He’s the real deal.

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, and I agree, however I’m just pointing out that the fact that Burns is locked up for 6 years eases that and Coyle is not guaranteed, even if he is promising.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Locking up Burns helped…but I think losing Coyle is going to hurt at some point in time. I liked him going into that draft and followed him pretty closely last year – maybe I just need time to mourn.

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that Burns has been extended, that deal is value for value.

But yeah, I’m worried about our forward corps when Thornton and Marleau are retired/gone. Pavelski isn’t a day in, day out 1st liner, Couture needs to show that he can be one consistently, and an aging Clowe is basically Ryan Smythe.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a lot of assumption in this though. We’re assuming that Coyle will turn out to be great at the NHL level. And we’re assuming that the Sharks are incapable of getting any other young guys in the draft remotely similar in potential.

I was more disappointed about losing Setoguchi, TBH.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether Coyle will be a regular NHL player remains to be seen, but Coyle was the last blue-chip prospect we had at forward. Pinning our hopes on one player is almost as bad. We need a lot more in the pipeline than we currently do.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for recciness

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I've learned

about Coyle and know about Seto I can see why both had to go.
What I don’t or didn’t like about the deal and what hurts me the most was the also giving up next year’s first round pick.
2nd round pick should have been given if you ask me. But then again Minny was in the position to demand what they wanted.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually it was just this year’s draft pick, wasn’t it?

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

It was Zach Phillips.

I want to say we have a 1st and 2 2nds in this upcoming (deep!) draft.

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by jwizzle241 on Aug 30, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Last year’s first for next year’s second (and minny’s at that) could actually be profitable, because this draft is so deep

by warning on Aug 31, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait

what did we give up for Sheppard? I think that was a 2nd rounder for next year.

by meetyourmako on Aug 31, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

3rd rounder

i believe

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by PNK on Aug 31, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But didn’t they say that about Patrick Stefan?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My biggest concern with losing Coyle

Is that he was literally our ONLY remaining prospect with any chance of being legitimate top 6 talent. His departure means we’re completely in win now mode, and are going to have to make our next few draft picks count.

Locking up Burns does make it easier to bear, but still…

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant

inmy question, was Stuart absolutely necessary in the Thorton deal. A Joe Pavelski with better skating and size sounds like he’s gonna be awsome if he continues to grow.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it wasn't clear, Plank was joking.

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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

New to FTF

guess the Mr. Plank never jokes were also part of the joke.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll get the hang of it.

We’re weird.

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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell did S.J ever get rid of Brad Stuart???

Um… Joe Thornton?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know but there's more too question ^^ up above.

And as for why that question came up for me again this summer? I was watching the Sharks/Det series from last year and thought how cool it’d be to see the team with
Murray/Boyle
Vlasic/Burns
Stuart/Demers
White/Braun

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some things may never catch on…no matter how full of potential and despite being given (too) many chances…OK, yes, I’m referring to McGinn.

PICKLESNAKE!!!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm totally onboard

the PICKLESNAKE! train. Woo woo!

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meg’s got a Balkanboner.

by dikfor on Aug 30, 2011 11:06 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ya bit!

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by RudyKelly on Aug 30, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

¡Encurdidos Serpiente!

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
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by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRENT BURNS!

I want to see him in action already…

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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I am so envious...

…that you will get to watch him play! Watching him skate got me through Minny winters…long, cold, dark…sigh. There were some heart stopping moments and some major errors – but the rest of the time it was just beauty!

I did just schedule a trip to Phoenix to see the Sharks vs Coyotes – something to look forward to!

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by minnesotagirl71 on Aug 30, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought this said "heart-stoppingly erotic" and I was trying to figure out who that could be referring to.
There were some heart stopping moments and some major errors – but the rest of the time it was just beauty!

A clue!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, that just gave me a raging clue...

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

This is exactly how I feel.

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Is it hockey season yet?

Seriously, with the Giants in freefall, it can’t come soon enough.

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Twittaaaaaaahhh

by OtherKid on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 AM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

That’s what’s making baseball exciting to me right now.. =)

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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so ready...

I’ve been excited to see Burns with Vlasic since we acquired Burns at the draft. So pumped!!!!

So I was thinking… our offense looks pretty solid, the D is finally I think all Sharks fans are excited about. Maybe it’s just me but I think the only “question mark” is goaltending. Which Niemi will we see? The Niemi from January-April? Or the Niemi that made me want to rip his eyes out from October-December… and during the Kings series?

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by winthecupsj on Aug 30, 2011 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I think a big difference between “October-December” Nemo and “January-April” Nemo was not so much his play, but the way the defense played around him. They had to adjust from being used to a Nabokov-style goaltender to Niemi who lets rebounds go everywhere and is guaranteed to cover the lower portion of the goal. Once they adjusted how they played in front of him, things changed quickly. In addition to this, I think that Niitty’s injury actually benefited Niemi. The more consistent time he gets, the better he plays.

The way he played in the LA series is somewhat concerning and even parts of the Vancouver series, however we do have to keep in mind this was only his 2nd season ever in the NHL. Its easy to forget considering what he has already accomplished.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the LA series

Was a result of being overworked. If we don’t work ourselves into a hole, he’ll get less starts and we won’t have that problem.

by warning on Aug 30, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, and you can’t pin everything on Nemo (although he really had a few untimely mistakes that were 100% his fault) for that series. I think improving our defense with Burns and White is going to pay dividends that will show in Niemi’s stats as well.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was always the knock on Nabokov. Is the problem with Shark Playoff Goaltending that we have always heavily played one workhorse goaltender?

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might have something to do w/ it. It’d be nice to keep Niemi around 55 (or less) games this year – it’ll all depend on Niitty’s health and if he goes down, if they’ll trust Greiss enough to play.

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve always tried to maximize points in the regular season, and that meant playing our #1 goalie as much as he wanted. I think this is a mistake.

But truthfully, our defense has never been good enough to take us to the promised land. Niemo is going to have some off-games in the playoffs, and we still need to win those.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niemo sounds way cooler than Niemi or Nemo

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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did win a few of those.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Like that one where the thing happened in the second period. I liked that one.

by warning on Aug 31, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

We need our goalie to absolutely shut down the other team four or five times in the playoffs. And steal a few games that we should lose. And win some 6-5 games where neither goalie is that great.

Everyone (outside of Vancouver) laughed at Luongo, but he at least had some shut outs to get the Canucks as far as he did. Niemo didn’t have the same form in any of the playoff series he showed against us the year before. That’s a problem.

Nabby had the same problem. He never outright sucked, but he never took control of a series. Every “holy crap, how did he stop THAT?” moment was followed by a deflection goal, or a wrister from outside the hashmarks, or a point shot that got through.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 31, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

true

I had never actually seen Luongo steal a game until Game 5 of that series.

by meetyourmako on Aug 31, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

He stole this game. The forwards stuffed it in their pants and it slipped onto the ground.

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by Kazoonole on Aug 31, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this makes me really happy and really sad at the same time

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 31, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was actually a great example of what I’m talking about. For all of Nabby’s heroics, Morrow’s deflected power-play goal won it.

Guess who had the better save percentage in that game? Marty Fucking Turco. We won the battle but lost the war.

[We really lost that series by dropping the first 3 games, the first 2 at home.]

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 31, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was actually a great example of what I’m talking about. For all of Nabby’s heroics, Morrow’s deflected power-play goal won it.

Yeah, Nabokov really should have saved that power play defle- wait what.

[Nabokov] never outright sucked, but he never took control of a series.

Niemi has done one of those things.

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by RudyKelly on Sep 1, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jwizzle241 on Sep 1, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

The problem is that it’s never won us a Cup.

When in doubt, blame it on the goalie. And then the president.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMN YOU SON OF A BITCH, OBAMA! I WANT THAT CUP!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on now...

…everyone knows he inherited that problem from W.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Clearly Lincoln can’t be considered the best president anymore. He didn’t do enough for the Sharks…

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

whine, you’re awesome.

by meetyourmako on Aug 31, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scoring >2 goals =/= goaltending problem

I was upset with Nemo last post-season, but our offense went bye bye again when it counted.

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

tealstherealdeal92
I really hope having White and Burns this year helps with clearing out players in front of the goal crease. Away from Niemi rebounds.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're doing it wrong, it's:

…but Ian White is not a member of the Sharks organization!

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by jwizzle241 on Aug 31, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Colin White

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 31, 2011 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

But...

Ansel Adams is not a member of the Sharks Organization.

Ian White is bigger this year.

"It was tough to get back at him (Colton Orr) even later because he never played another shift," said Murray, who stands six-foot-three and weighs 240 pounds

by Chiclets on Aug 30, 2011 8:55 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

As he lived in the Bay Area / Yosemite all of his life, he’d likely have been a true fan.

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by Ivano M on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He also would have given us ultra luck with his rad beard.

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Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Sharktooth Peak is in the Ansel Adams WIlderness

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very majestic.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Put that in your lens and snap it!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They cannot pair James Sheppard with Burns

The world would implode.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I need to see some video evidence of this James Sheppard guy everyone is talking about before I can confirm he even exists.

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by Mr. Plank on Aug 30, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

James Sheppard is everywhere

He is in the air we breathe
franchises heartbeat
6 points all year

Haiku by GOLG.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU THINK YOURE SO SMART CUZ YOU CAN READ

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the number of syllables is wrong in every line.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haiku has nothing to do with syllables, that is just a very common misinterpretation.

Traditionally, Haiku are written about nature in simplistic language, usually with the use of no articles or excessive adjectives. Syllables and number of lines are completely variable.

Consider the following haiku by Michael McClure:

OH ACCIDENT !
         Oh,
         per
         fect
 ((CRUSHED))
        snail
       -LIKE
          A
       STAR

     gone out
          !

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

Never thought FTF would be so educational.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is No Fucking Way I am going to consider any haiku written by some guy named “Michael McClure” as definitive.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have a lengthy Wiki page…

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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually a pretty big deal. He was one of the original beats along with Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, Gregory Corso, and to a certain extent William Burroughs.

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH ACCIDENT !
         Oh,
         per
         fect
 ((CRUSHED))
        snail
       -LIKE
          A
       STAR

     gone out
          !

and that is exactly the kind of disaster you can expect when a beatnik writes a haiku.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

simplistic language, usually with the use of no articles or excessive adjectives

So what you’re saying is that a lot of comments on FTF are haikus?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MYTH BUSTED

I WIN YOU LOSE

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

From my understanding he was practically a pro at making popcorn in the press box for the past two seasons – probably no video though.

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by minnesotagirl71 on Aug 30, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do know that Sheppard is a forward, right?

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by minnesotagirl71 on Aug 30, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND JAMES SHEPPARD PLAYS WHEREVER HE WANTS

HE IS THE SALAVTION OF SAN JOSE

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Aug 30, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait..

But isn’t Vlasic getting traded?

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by Ivano M on Aug 30, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The only Pickle that’s getting traded is the one I get with lunch at the deli when an upgrade to potato chips is available.

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by Mr. Plank on Aug 30, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a poor choice. Pickle >>>> Chips.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, chips in a sandwich. Not done that for ages, but you’re right: it rules!

And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
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"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
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by BritShark on Aug 30, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also tortilla chips in your burritus. mmmmmmmm crunchy burritus.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some culinary maths: Food + Crunch = Awesomeness!

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"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
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by BritShark on Aug 30, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This explains why i just polished off a can of pringles on my own…

I'm the girl that screams poop rainbows on this forum...you heard me!

by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never really been a fan of Pringles. More of a Ruffles guy.

Are Pringles baked rather than fried? If so that’s probably why. Who wants healthy potato chips?

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no clue how they’re made. They were honey mustard flavored, so I went for them drools

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sour cream and cheddar Ruffles are one of the best non-kettle potato chips ever, especially if you use the lays ranch dip. Shit’s addicting.

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kettle chips (of almost any brand) > pretty much all other chips in my mind.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence the qualifier

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that and

Tim’s chips. The Northwest really makes some damn good chips…

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ran out of kettle chips, so i resorted to Pringles. I think i’m pretty much addicted to sweet Maui onion kettle chips. Why must they be so damn good?!

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

the Deli owner’s pickle is just so salty and vinegary…

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to people like yourself, true picklelists like myself can always except to hear those 5 magic words: “Does anyone want my pickle?”

by Khaaz on Aug 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The day that Vlasic becomes a not-member of the Sharks Organization will be a sucky one…

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

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by SeanCrosby87 on Aug 30, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, beautiful way to work Ansel Adams into a hockey article. You know I appreciate it.

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by Ivano M on Aug 30, 2011 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously can’t wait for the season to start. So anxious to see all the new players.

Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.

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by sharks in oc on Aug 30, 2011 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Geeks Unite!

To be honest, this article could have been a transcription of your grocery list and I’d still love it…as long as you kept the Boosh reference. The Boosh makes everything better (kinda like bacon).

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by Raoul Ritz on Aug 30, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec’d because bacon made your comment so much better.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOSH!

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will Marc-Edouard Vlasic mesh better with Brent Burns than he did with Rob Blake’s armpit?

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs to talk about The Sharks...

When we can correct each others grammar? Seriously, who is sitting there checking that and syntax when writing a comment? Are you really that obsessive?

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, I will capitalize it

Because they are The Sharks, all others are of little concern to me. Just like you.:)

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best thing about the nazis was that so many of them died

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also their uniforms were pretty boss.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that said unicorns.

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Nazi unicorns suck ass!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it should be “each other’s.”

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you should get over this obsessive need to correct others.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, each makes the possessive singular.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Auth0r, you are correct. “Each other” behaves as a singular pronoun. Mea culpa

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No worries. Just trying to keep the skills sharp now that I’m not tutoring often.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a Sharks' fan requires a certain level of obsession

Calvin Klein has nothing on us

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patrick Marleau

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you implying that I have an obsession with the man?

Just because I scrutinize his every move and can turn any conversation into a diatribe about how he’s worthless and should be traded?

Because you should stop implying. That is TOTALLY what I do.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm giving Marleau

one more year before I without a doubt bring up trade.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Meg.

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not blame, it’s credit.

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by Megalodon on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not the grammar ones…u kant git rid of we.

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail. lol:)

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Living with yourselves is punishment enough

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like we

I might start using it.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the little victories i suppose.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

And now you don’t capitalize when necessary!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet you have a stellar lesson plan

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope im actually done with all of it:) except for emoticons

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh go polish your head

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nasty

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow…

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It baffles me why Vlasic remains so underrated. He’s consistent, good at what he does, and he’s only 24.

He must be a fan with the ladies though, being adept with his “poke check” and all.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a lousy gardener though

He’s not so good with the bush

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why he rarely scores

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's more of a stay at home kinda guy

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Being a bad gardener means he doesn’t blow?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh so NOW the commercial makes sense!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to take anything away from your incredibly insightful and well-written piece,

but this has some of the more entertaining off-topic comments I’ve seen in a while!

And now I feel increasingly paranoid about my grammar…

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Rec’d

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 30, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elvis..

That is soooo rec’d!!!

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?

"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Aug 30, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

meow.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, sir, well played.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Debates about grammar > Debates about Kyle Wellwood

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grammar Nazi is a clearly superior third liner to Kyle Wellwood

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't really move merch, though.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But....

The Grammar Nazi does not play for the sharks organization!

Keep it real... Keep it fresh... Keep it real fresh ~SLNC

by wtfbro? on Aug 30, 2011 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat chance!

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither still hold a candle to debates about James Sheppard.

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by jwizzle241 on Aug 30, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was bored today so...

I decided to go on hockeybuzz. I find his articles quite hilarious at times. Today, his article had a bit of a take on the Heatley and Seto trade
to paraphrase him:

The Wild had to give up the over-rated Brent Burns and the streaky at best Havlat to get these two, but I do believe it was worth it. Heatley is a top 3 sniper and Seto is a top 6 forward, yet the Sharks somehow put him as a 3rd liner for some reason

XDDDDD XD XD XD XD HAHAHA
that was my first reaction. then i read the comments. everyone reacted like that.

this is hilarious. then i facepalmed. good god.

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by sanjosesharksfan on Aug 30, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I was bored today so…
I decided to go on hockeybuzz.

This is where I stopped reading.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So excellent. Good catch!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

XDDDDD

Wait. How do you get those extra D’s…?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you see… Around your early teens, your body starts to change. For some people that just means acne. For others, well…

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra mouths?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Especially if they’re from Dunwich.

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

… and now I’m lost

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lovecraft reference. (The Dunwich Horror, specifically.)

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lovecraft,

grammar, potato chips, bike thieves, Kenny G and Clue. James Sheppard would be proud.

Ian White is bigger this year.

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by Chiclets on Aug 31, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe extra chins.

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by Soloact on Sep 1, 2011 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright guys.

I think the fun of the grammar/troll jokes have been killed. Let’s all act like adults and move on.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you just play the mature card?

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love telling people to act like adults because technically I’m still a minor.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very minor

:P

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turn 12 in October.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that makes you… 6 years older than Tommy Wingels?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Making fun of little kids isn’t cool…

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying

if Wingles wasn’t a Shark, I’d probably want to punch him in the face.

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you’re too young to read BoC!

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’m old enough to see PG movies!!!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m j/k too. (juuuust in case)

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

whaaaaa?

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright guys.

I believe that is an incomplete sentence.

by Khaaz on Aug 30, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not the boss of me!

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Aug 30, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know exactly what this thread needs...

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Why introduce more rage into the thread? :P

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like some of Kenny G’s music.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it because Patrick Marleau loves Kenny G?

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at that

You were able to mention Marleau’s name without demanding he be fired traded.

And no, that’s not why. Marleau can’t listen to wind instruments with a straight face.

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said he loved Kenny G

That’s as good as calling for his head!

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlasic

Is a pretty big Celine Dion fan, could explain why he’s seems so soft.

by milanahalek on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Marc-Eduard, stop talking about the goddamn Cirque du Soleil show with the flying unicorns. We get it! You thought the pageantry was incredible.”

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He also

likes cucumber sandwiches

by raphelo on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

do they come out the other end as pickle sandwiches?

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Most Romantic Melodies of All Time. [citation needed]

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly the most epic cross-troll reference ever

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA This is awsome!

all he needs now is his trusted soprano saxophone before he goes out on the ice.

by raphelo on Aug 31, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meet Kenny’s twin, Rapey G.

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 31, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purdy?

Alternately… “Staples Center?”

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by Auth0r on Aug 30, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

;)

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

...What the hell, you guys

Okay, and two points:

  1. I am so psyched for the Burns-Vlasic pairing. Hell, I’m psyched for any type of hockey at all. I’m psyched for the new Sharks commercials, for crying out loud.
  2. Bike thieves should die a slow and painful death. If male, they should be castrated with their wound dipped in acid. If female, they should have a tampon soaked with acid shoved up there.

Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES

by mymclife on Aug 30, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

$50 U-Lock

Best investment I ever made. If your bike was stolen in the morning at Davis, it was on sale in Chico by the afternoon.

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a pretty nice Kryptonite lock, but apparently that didn’t matter.

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by mymclife on Aug 30, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have had a nicer bike. That sucks, sorry to hear it.

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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a $300 bike – my graduation present for high school. So there’s a bit of sentimental value as well.

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by mymclife on Aug 30, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be worse...

My mom is a pretty serious cyclist and her $3,000 road bike fell off the back of a friends car on the highway. It was not recovered…

Sad face.

by Bearodactyls on Aug 30, 2011 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was laughing at what Elvis was saying about it being on sale in Chico until I realized how true that statement is /sadface

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

There were stories about pickup trucks that would come by

And just pick up bikes that were locked to themselves, and not to anything bolted to the ground

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine was locked to a bike rack, which pisses me off even more. I did pretty much everything I could barring taking the bike into my apartment to keep it safe.

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by mymclife on Aug 30, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they cut the lock?

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by Bockerz on Aug 30, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bike thieves have become more adept since my day

Best of luck to you. Dollars to donuts, it was frat pledges. Assholes think nothing of robbing their fellow students to fulfill a stupid pledge requirement.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d make sense, as I’m right off the Row. But then again, they just found out their houses two days ago.

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by mymclife on Aug 30, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any bike lock can be broken. The narrower U-locks are a little better as it’s a little harder for the thieves to get a car jack or big leverage pipe between the sides.

I use a thick ass chain lock for my bike here in SF. Most thieves are expecting U-locks, and chains require a different big tool to break them. It’s not that it can’t be broken, it’s that there are easier targets nearby….

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have a U-lock, I had one of those twisty cable locks – so the thieves had to have cut the lock off in order to get the bike.

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by mymclife on Aug 30, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cable locks are pretty easy to cut. $12 bolt cutters will do the job.

IMO:
thick chain lock > narrow u lock > regular u lock > cable lock

Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon

by ievans on Aug 30, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson may be
taking the bike into my apartment to keep it safe > thick chain lock > narrow u lock > regular u lock > cable lock

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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, here is where ievans' point about deterrence comes into play

To cut a twisty cable lock, bolt cutters from the hardware store will suffice. To cut a chain lock, you need a pretty heavy duty pneumatic device or a generator powered device. Hard to tote that around or operate it without drawing attention to yourself.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

*to cut a u-lock you need a pretty heavy duty

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You scare me.

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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having gone to a school where most students rely on bikes

I fully endorse her sentiment. Bike thieves are scum.

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

All thieves are scum.

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by Angy on Aug 31, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

All rebels are scum.

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by PNK on Aug 31, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson from that post:

Don’t fuck with mymclife’s bike, ever.

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just shat myself in both laughter and fear.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were getting trolled a bit as well, I’d say…I’m guilty!

No hard feelings?

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by whine_country on Aug 30, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

None at all, and I’m responsible for my own actions so it really doesn’t matter if I was being trolled. Thanks though:)

by Montyburnz!...1 on Aug 30, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!

Geeze, when did this thread explode?

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by PNK on Aug 30, 2011 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Right after comment 2.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess from Thread 1, really.

by meetyourmako on Aug 30, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

who?

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave up also.

Grammar got involved. That’s when I knew it was a lost cause.

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by Kuzcotopia on Aug 30, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geeze, when did this thread explode?

August

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by ElvisVF101 on Aug 30, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly,

what do you guys think would be brent burns’s ceiling in terms of points and what sort of player could we compare him to in his prime

if you made an estimate now??

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by sanjosesharksfan on Aug 30, 2011 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Absolute ceiling is 20-50-70 with very solid defense.

15-35-50 seems about right though.

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by jwizzle241 on Aug 30, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

90 goals, 150 assists, +6,395.

Rocket Richard, Hart Trophy, Norris Trophy…. Cy Young….

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Aug 30, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

.930 sv % 1.34 GAA

Vezina winner fersure

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by idunno723 on Aug 30, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he could easily

put up 55-60 pts a year for the next 10 years if he’s playing in the right situation. Burns has the potential to be a Brian Leetch-type player. Although Leetch did have that one RIDICULOUS year.

by BillytheSid on Aug 30, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Burns is a unique player

I can’t think of any defenseman off the top of my head who had Burns’ size, but could also skate and score.

by BillytheSid on Aug 30, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ceiling?

250pts

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by Bockerz on Aug 31, 2011 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I miss anything?

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by Kazoonole on Aug 31, 2011 4:01 AM PDT reply actions  

The "Grammer Guy" was a big hit! LMAO

Awesome thread FTF nation. (Please check for any errors in spelling, as I never attended college)

by will_hunter23 on Aug 31, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S A TRAP!

*Grammar

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by ZombieSkittles on Aug 31, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Grandma

Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Aug 31, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Grand mal

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Aug 31, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Grand ball

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by ZombieSkittles on Sep 1, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

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