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2011-2012 Sharks Season Preview: Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, and Joe Pavelski

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With the 2011-2012 season set to begin on October 8th, Fear The Fin will be partying with Miss Cleo and previewing the Sharks roster in the weeks leading up to opening night. Today we begin with what is expected to be the Sharks top line of Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, and Joe Pavelski.

Every installment in the series can be found here. Enjoy.

Joe Thornton

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Expected Role: Premier playmaker, two-way center, power play and penalty kill

Following a year that saw him transform his game from offensive specialist to two-way shutdown center, Joe Thornton's 2011-2012 season doesn't have too many question marks going into it. He's still good for 20 goals and 50 assists a season, will receive oodles of power play time, and will help chip in on the penalty kill unit. An every day player who has only missed five games during his career as a Shark (two for suspension, three with injury), Thornton's role as team Captain is one that he has stepped into admirably despite the fatigued and overblown questions of whether or not he is capable of stepping up when it matters most.

Strong along the boards and a master at finding passing lanes where none seem to exist, Thornton will be expected to lead the charge once again for a Sharks offense that finished sixth in goals per game and second in power play efficiency last year. The addition of Joe Pavelski onto the top line gives Thornton another right handed shot to play with, something he's found great success with over his career with Jonathan Cheechoo and Devin Setoguchi. The fact that both Marleau and Pavelski went 1-2 in the shots department last season for San Jose, finishing with 282 and 279 respectively, just means that there are going to be even more options for Thornton as he controls the puck behind the net.

With all the leaps Thornton made in his overall game last season, the biggest question for him will be whether or not he is capable of cracking the point per game mark again. Last season was the first year he failed to do so, in large part to his commitment in the defensive end of the ice and some inconsistent play from his wingers. With Pavelski and Marleau on his wings the opportunity will be there for Thornton to put up a point per game-- we think he gets there.

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Patrick Marleau

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Expected Role: Premier goal-scorer, power play and penalty kill, two-way forward

While most goal scorers over the age of 30 years old see a decline in their goal scoring numbers, Patrick Marleau has bucked (pucked?) the trend to the nth degree. Putting up a career high 38 goals in 08-09, and following up with another career high 44 goals in 09-10, Marleau settled in for another extremely successful 37 goal campaign in 10-11. One of the primary reasons Marleau has been able to keep scoring goals at a breakneck pace is due to his skating ability, which has showed no signs of slowing down and continues to be one of the biggest assets to his game.

A streaky goal scorer in every sense of the word, Marleau is prone to bouts of drought that are followed by his name appearing on the scoresheet at a ludicrous rate. A textbook example of this would be the 2011 postseason, where a scoreless binge through the first six games of the Detroit series culminated in Marleau scoring the game winner in game seven and notching a point in every game of the Western Conference Finals where he finished with 4 goals and 3 assists. Expecting this type of roller coaster ride in the goal scoring department to subside is probably unreasonable at this stage of his career; as long as Marleau cracks the 30 goal mark and continues to get hot and carry the team for prolonged stretches, his season should be considered a success.

The biggest question for Marleau heading into the 2011-2012 campaign is two-pronged and relates in part to Joe Pavelski. Both Marleau and Pavelski led the team in shorthanded ice time last season and fared fairly poorly in the goals against department at 5v4. The addition of Michal Handzus should help ease the burden off Marleau in this regard, and with other penalty kill help incoming, our hope is that the top line sees less time shorthanded in the coming year.

The second question is whether or not Marleau can revamp his defensive play and return to the Selke contender he was in 2009-2010. Following the general progression of the team, Marleau was -19 in the first 45 games last season and was a +16 in the last 37 games. That's a phenomenal turnaround. Coupled with the increased defensive depth San Jose has this season, and playing alongside Pavelski and Thornton on what is essentially the Sharks best defensive forward line, the stage is set for Marleau to finish in the black during 2011-2012 and make another run at the Selke.

Joe Pavelski

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Expected Role: Two-way forward, power play and penalty kill, snow shower symphony

Consider this-- last season Pavelski put up one of his worst shooting percentages of his career (7.1%), played on the third line for a large portion of the season, and struggled defensively despite the fact that has historically been one of the strongest parts of his game. And yet, he still put up a career year in the points department and finished tied for third amongst forwards in +/-.

If you're looking for a player who is going to surprise a lot of people this season with his point totals, especially in the goal scoring realm, Pavelski is your guy. If he sticks on the top line with Thornton and Marleau, a 30 goal season is definitely in the cards considering his propensity for putting pucks on net (279 last year, second on the team). Furthermore, the fact that the addition of Brent Burns moves Pavelski off of the point on the power play and up into the much more fortuitous forward position means that Pavelski should continue to put up points even if his PP TOI (3:23 last year) drops.

Pavelski has always been a special player, a guy that has been appreciated not just for his clutch goal scoring ability but also for how he approaches the game between the ears. Although his puck dumping skills don't ever show up in the boxscore following the game, there will be multiple times throughout a game where you'll see Pavelski drop a perfectly placed chip shot into the corner and go retrieve it himself. It is things like that which should help the top line grind teams down in the offensive zone in the cycle game, an area of play where both Thornton, Pavelski, and Marleau should thrive.

The biggest question for Pavelski heading into the 2011-2012 season will be, much like Marleau, whether or not his defensive play can rebound from a roller coaster performance last season. In the first 45 games of the season Pavelski was a -12 and posted 0.73 points per game-- in the last 37, he was a ludicrous +22 and put up 1.05 points per game. Cutting down their shorthanded ice time, where Pavelski and Marleau finished worst on the team in the goals against per 60 minutes category, would go a long way towards keeping their legs fresh throughout the year.

Pavelski is easily the player we're most excited to see next season. On the top line with Thornton and Marleau, his offensive opportunities will come in spades and his propensity for putting up big shot totals will come in handy with Thornton dishing the puck. The cycle will be deadly with Pavelski replacing Setoguchi, and a return to normalcy in his shooting percentages make a 30 goal year a definite possibility.

Expect a big year from Captain Clutch.

With a few snow showers thrown in for good measure.

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I really like how Thornton's diversified his game.

I distinctly remember him spending most of his time in Gretzky’s office and being a defensive liability. Oh, how the times have changed!

Also, Prof. Plank, why’s Pavs projected on the first line? I’d figure Couture would be the top man, unless they’re looking to develop him and a pure centre. Where’s Havlat figure into this?

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Pavs will fit in great on the top line

Yeah Couture has the talent to play up there, but he and Clowe developed some excellent chemistry last year. Giving him the chance to center the second line again will help him grow into more of a leader, and like you said, a pure center.

Plus, as Plank pointed out, the right-handed shot of Pavelski will pair well with Thornton. Havlat should fit well with Clowe-Couture because he’ll bring the speed to that line.

Great write-up! Looking forward to the predicted 3rd and 4th lines

by airvenga on Sep 26, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every indication from David Pollak, the Mercury News beat writer, is that Pavs starts as RW1

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by jwizzle241 on Sep 26, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and every preseason game where Thornton and Marleau have been on the ice, they’ve lined up with Pavelski. Ferriero is obviously filling in for Havlat at the moment too.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This line will rip it up this year

I think Marleau has a great opportunity to surpass his 44 goal season with Jumbo and Little-Big Joe on the top line. Unlike Seto or Heater who think shoot first, Pavs has more, as you said, between the ears and can set Patty up. I can see some real quick Tic-Tac-Goal plays coming this season, cant wait.

by sharkblood99 on Sep 26, 2011 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

I love how the Sharks can basically roll three scoring lines.

All of which, save maybe Clowe-Couture-Havlat are defensively responsible.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couture is perhaps one of our better defensive forwards, so at least 1/3 of that line will be defensively solid

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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 26, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that 2nd line together is "solid"

Couture is very good.
Clowe is okay.
Havlat could be good, could be not. Probably average to be average.

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by jwizzle241 on Sep 26, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clowe is okay.

GTFO right now. Clowe is amazing.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensively.

I’d agree, that Clowe is okay to below average defensively.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 26, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you get one up on Clowe, he'll break your face in later. :D

That’s my kinda defence!

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If so, then we need to sign Jon Scott or Cam Janssen

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by DiscoSemenov on Sep 26, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know who those people are,

but I doubt they put up points like Clowe.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nowhere near

They’re enforcers, first thing that came to mind when you said “break your face in”.

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by DiscoSemenov on Sep 26, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that's why Clowe is such a special player.

He scores AND hurts people.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Howe barely had any Gordie Howe hat tricks… in all honestly it would be better named the Iginla hat trick, I think he’s the historic leader.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gordie Howe

had 1 career Gordie Howe hat trick.

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

That.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s one more Gordie Howe hat trick than all those players who don’t have a Gordie Howe hat trick though.

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by Bockerz on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This conversation...

…is hilarious.

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He of the 3 seconds of shorthanded TOI per game (for a grand total of 4 minutes and 4 seconds of shorthanded time last season). That’s Ben Eager time. Dany Heatley played more SH minutes than Clowe did.

Granted, SH TOI isn’t the be-all, end-all of defensive metrics, but it’s a pretty good indicator of who the coaches trust in defensive-minded situations.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

But since the Defensive Depth is what it is this year, Im not worried even a bit about the forwards lack thereof, which in itself is a strange new and cuddly warm feeling..

by sharkblood99 on Sep 26, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

But we have defensive depth on the forward lines anyway...

I predict total goals against this season to be ~18.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sharks top 2 lines

are gonna be killer if Havlat ends up working well with Clowe and Couture. And there is no reason why he shouldn’t. I think having 3 scoring lines is still up to McGinn, Ferriero or maybe even Wingles.

by raphelo on Sep 26, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wingels*

Also, YES, WINGELS.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it the season yet?!?!

i can not wait any longer for this season to start! literally foaming at the mouth just thinking about sharks hockey!

by shark maniac on Sep 26, 2011 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I agree with the first part, and you should see a doctor for the second part.

by Dan Patrick Flores on Sep 26, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

An ignored factor about Pavelski

He had a baby right at the beginning of the season last year. He was putting up good numbers immediately before, and then dropped off immediately after. Not sure why this is never mentioned.

Pavs is going to have a career year.

Anyone who thinks Doug Wilson and Todd McLellan are not masters of their craft need not burden us with their commentary.

by TheBigPavelski on Sep 26, 2011 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Owen Nolan

Was let go by Vancouver, may he R.I.P.
I’d like to see him back with San Jose, perhaps as a coach or scout. Kind of like Mike Ricci.
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Also, my prediction is that Sharks scoring will be down this year (middle of the pack) but since their D is so much better this year, I’m not worried about it at all.

Also, regarding the 3rd & 4th lines: They will be filled with energy and toughness and sprinkled with some surprised scoring. Tommy Wingles, Benn Ferriero, etc…

Again, if healthy, this is the team to beat in the West Conf. Boston, Philly, Washington, and Buffalo will all be very good in the East.

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by douchebags on Sep 26, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

It was nice to see Heater and Seto help Minny to a victory and get #1 & #2 Stars of the game. Heater got 2 goals, including the game winner, and Seto chipped in w/a goal + assist. I think a change of scenery will do Heater good. Good luck this year Dany Heatley (except when you play us).

by douchebags on Sep 26, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think not playing with broken limbs will do him some good….

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by Steven Hida on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give him a couple of months. He’ll find a way to break again and Doug Wilson will look like a genius.

by burrowowl on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Havlat’s tons worse as far as that goes….

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by Steven Hida on Sep 27, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd...

… I thought he made the last two seasons without incident until his current issue came up…(?)

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Per his wiki page...

Havlát has had a number of injuries in his career, most often in the form of groin strains, though he’s had an assortment of shoulder, elbow, and hamstring issues as well.

Heatley has just been held back by should injuries for the most part. also the only year Heatley missed extended time was the year of the crash I think…

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by Steven Hida on Sep 27, 2011 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Havlat’s made it through the past 3 seasons pretty healthy. Can’t really tell whether this off season’s surgery will keep him out of games or not yet. But he’s missed 13 games in the past 3 years – that’s pretty healthy.

The difference between the Havlat & Heatley injuries are that Havlat’s knock him out of th line up. Heatley tries to play through his and as you can see from last years #‘s it didn’t work out that well for him – but I do give him credit for battling through them.

by milanahalek on Sep 28, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dont forget about Niko

He was let go by Van as well. Still weird they have Sturm.
Even tho he would have been playing with the DIVERS, it would have been cool to see Nolan out there this season.
Speaking of the playoffs, since we are at the cusp of beginning the 11-12 season, I would like to see two clubs that have never won a cup this year in the finals. A San Jose/Buffalo series would be awesome!

by sharkblood99 on Sep 26, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

For making me LMAO at the truth of it all.

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I see

San Jose making some moves to bring the scoring up to the top of the league if their stuck in the middle of the pack by mid season. I feel the team is gonna make another great run around the deadline this year. With a great start they should go into the playoffs flying, hopefully somewhat rested and better then ever.
If they can keep the tempo up with less 3rd period breakdowns, I see a cup for the Sharks this year.

by raphelo on Sep 26, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don’t think it’ll be about total scoring. I think it’ll be about goal differential. If the team is middle of the pack scoring-wise, but toward the top of defensive stinginess and goal differential, there won’t be much of a move made. If they’re middle of the pack on goals against and differential, then there’ll be more moves. Ideally, we’ll be toward the top of scoring, fewest goals against, and differential and there won’t be much of a need for change.

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I draw from this fine article...

Jumbo may have a chance to increase his points with a better defensive corp behind him. Patty will do more of the same yet somehow blaze down the ice. He did so last night, astounding speed still. Pavs will be declared the best hands on the team playing nightly along side Jumbo. and in other news, good ol’ Cheech was released by the Blues. :-/

derp.

by theneverman on Sep 26, 2011 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Minor trivia bit

but Thornton is 5 games from 1000 played in his career.

That said, I’m loving this first line. I love that Pavs is finally going to get a spot on the top line for an extended period, dude deserves it.

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by Nael M. on Sep 26, 2011 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww Patty didn't get the memo.

Also, Pavs is clearly standing on a box in this photo.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 26, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it really necessary for Marleau to be grabbing Pavs ass??

by milanahalek on Sep 26, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured that the argyle sweater was enough “awkward” for him and that he could at least wait until after the photo was taken before grabbing Pavs ass to tell him “good job posing”.

by milanahalek on Sep 26, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is trying to make sure that Pavs doesn’t fall off the chair he is standing on so he can be as tall as Jumbo. But due to his innate awkwardness, he didn’t realize that maybe a hand on the ass is not the best way to hold him up.

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 26, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, his hand was actually in front of Pavs.

But you can’t tell because the words, now that I look again.

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me

It looks like Patty is cupping his balls…

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's going to need a bigger cup

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Author...

You really do scare me sometimes.

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ahahaha

Argyle sweater.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fan freaking tastic.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 26, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations. This is awesome.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely agree with your assessment on Pavs. So much so that I drafted him on my fantasy team in the middle of the 4th round.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 1:11 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

That seems low to me.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 team league

2 rounds were all goalies.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 3:09 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I think

I drafted Pavs in both the leagues that have had their draft so far that I’m in and I did it either in the 2nd or 3rd round each time.

Both leagues were 20 teams and both times i went with a goalie with my first pick (I was 1st pick in one league and 19th pick in another, so I didn’t want to miss the boat on getting a starting goaltender).

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by PNK on Sep 26, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I traded him for Bergeron

:D hope it works out

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA WHOOPS I MEANT I TRADED BERGERON TO ACQUIRE PAVELSKI

what a typo. whatafail

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to be a Debbie Downer...

But it seems to me Marleau is much more effective offensively when he has someone to skate with like Seto. Pavs and Thorton’s lack of speed somewhat neutralizes Marleau. I think he ends up skating with Havlat and Couture gets bumped up to the top line.

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Because Heatley really burned rubber. Marleau had 44 goals in 2009-2010, with Heatley and Thornton for much of the season.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 26, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

so...

I’m super excited about the season beginning soon here and just needed to say that… /breathes deeply.

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by anduriliam on Sep 26, 2011 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

If Havlat gets injured for a significant amount of time, who moves up?

by Skinteeth on Sep 26, 2011 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

PEANUT BUTTER BABY!

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by PNK on Sep 26, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cough

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm trying to shop Wingel's head in there...

But the peanut butter on the face is hard to carry over. I don’t know why anyone would care, but man it’s driving me nuts right now.

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Also, apostrophes are hard.

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel weird looking at this.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah dude I’m not into this. Do not let this become a meme!

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this becomes a meme we’re one losing streak away from grazing the perimeter of 4Chan territory.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was literally the only picture of a baby and peanut butter on the first page and a half of Google Image Search.

But yes, it’s vaguely disturbing. Which necessitates sharing the pain.

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

The definition of meme territory to me.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pavs is going to be insane good this year. Write it down.

Are you writing yet?

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by James Brady on Sep 26, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

dont jinx it :P

he could (and i hope he doesnt) end up like Heatley in 2010-11…well below expectations. Or he could be a 80 point guy. 70-80.

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you see, I agree with everything you said, except ...

… all of it. You’re wrong. He can’t be either of those things. 100+ point guy only. LETS DO IT LEG GO

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by James Brady on Sep 26, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't too busy eating babies.

Baby carrots, that is!

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little Joe

With his promotion to the first line, I envision him becoming a mid 70’s points per year guy. So excited…

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by dfh15 on Sep 26, 2011 3:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Can you believe he played on the THIRD line last year

and STILL put up 66 points in 74 games? he had the highest Points/Game ratio on the team.

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

While playing on the 3rd line.

Pavgretzky, more like.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did Pavelski start ruining Sunbelt hockey teams?

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means or what you mean by it,

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gretzky didn't ruin the Coyotes.

It’s just that his style of coaching may be great for other teams, just not for Phoenix, and that’s why he wasn’t really a good coach with them. But he didn’t ruin them. What really ruined them was bad ownership, bad marketing, and poor location. I don’t mean Phoenix as a poor location, I mean Glendale. If the team never left Scotsdale, I’m sure they wouldn’t have been as bad off as they are now.

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Style of coaching?

Did he have one? I never noticed because his teams had no system.

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't his fault.

His style just required a Wayne Gretzky type player to make it successful.

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by jwizzle241 on Sep 26, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

genius

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by Evilducks on Sep 27, 2011 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can say this

He never coached a team into the playoffs, meanwhile Tippet has taken the same, possibly worse team to the playoffs every year he’s been there.

Gretzky has a horrible record as a coach, and he should be judged by that record.

By your logic Semenov could have been an awesome defensemen on the Red Wings but we’ll never know.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the greatest player in history.

I’m sure he knew what he was doing, but his style didn’t fit in with Phoenix at ALL. That said, I don’t think he was a good coach, because a good coach can, in my opinion, adapt to any situation. Look at Tippett. Trotz. Bylsma.

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

His playing record stands for itself

So does his coaching record

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always figured

the most naturally talented player is going to be the worst coach.

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

*see Mr.Plank’s comment above.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix is a horrible location

Arizona’s cool, I like Flagstaff PHX can burn in hell. It’s hot enough

by raphelo on Sep 26, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move them to Quebec City then.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has San Diego ever been brought up?

I don’t know if they have a location there, but I think with the right kind of promotion, Hockey would do really well down there. Go to the beach in afternoon and then hit up a game on a warm night.

by raphelo on Sep 26, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Isn’t this team the San Diego Sharks? I swear that’s what NBC told me. Coach Doug McLelland of the San Diego Sharks!

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lol totally remember that.

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NBC is so awesome...

…at failing.

I literally fell out of my couch from laughing so hard.

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They don't care about hockey enough in SD...

…to make it work. They couldn’t keep their minor league teams going.

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by ievans on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not really big on their sports, period, in San Diego.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I was thinking of.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you're right

I just don’t get it, SD could be so much bigger if they wanted to be. Instead they’re the home of the cali bandwagon fan. They’d rather root for a losing Raider team then a good Charger’s team?

by raphelo on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They love their Chargers down here

About the only positive thing you can say about SD fans is that they are insane about the Chargers. But when the Padres were good last season, nobody came out to watch. They are awful sports fans overall, and hockey wouldn’t stand a chance here.

by airvenga on Sep 27, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell Rudy over at BoC. For some reason, he thinks Pavs is vastly overrated by us Sharks fans.

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by ievans on Sep 26, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two things:

1. Rudy is a Kings fan
2. Rudy writes at BoC

So, credibility, not so much.

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nah, Rudy knows his stuff, usually. He’s got some outlier opinions, but he’s not usually one to undervalue other team’s players. Except for Pavelski.

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by ievans on Sep 26, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

your mama!

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy is a good man.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Brutus was an honorable man.

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Rudy was Brutus he would have kicked Caesar in the nuts and called it a day.

There’s some juvenile honor in that.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly Rudy just hates us calling him the Big Pavelski

because as a reference to the movie it’s wrong. The Big Lebowski was the fat, handicapped one, not the Dude, which we all seem to imply with the nickname.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s cause he doesn’t believe in “clutch.”

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I agree with him on that

clutch is a stupid, human concept. There isn’t any real evidence of clutch, it’s all just confirmation bias.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL obvious use of the clone stamp tool. Go me.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cannot deny that he performs well in high-pressure situations. Is it just on the definition of clutch that we disagree?

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played good sir. Well played.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that notion 99% of the time, but this is Joe Pavelski we’re talking about here.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Joe Pavelski already knew about the subatomic particle that goes faster than the speed of light, he just didn’t think we’d believe it existed.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That being said

Joe Pavelski could make us believe that it existed, he just didn’t feel like shattering our faith in the idea of free will.

by bezzerkker on Sep 27, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, it’s soo tempting.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron is going to be so happy about this!

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy also hates the Sharks

He has a history of hating awesome things

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Evgeni Nabokov…

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pavs is a first-line centre on most teams.

Rudy is insane (with jealousy).

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Kings are really struggling with center depth…wait a minute!

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, if Pavs was on the kings...

He’d be a first line winger.

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If Pavs was on the Kings, he wouldn’t have gotten an extension and Deano would be playing hardball.

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by ievans on Sep 26, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

First line centre*

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Kopitar is the first line center.

That’s just how it is. Pavs on the wing, Kopitar as centre, and Penner as LW

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pavelski > Richards.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Richards, maybe...?

Brad Richards…no. Not as of now.

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Oh, I thought he meant Keith Richards.

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not.

Brad is a freakin beast, as much as I love Pavelski.

by Briceratops on Sep 26, 2011 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Richards’ career is pretty much over now, though.

Signed a huge, stupid contract with the Rangers… which all but guarantees the end of any relevant career unless your first name is Henrik and your last name is Lundqvist.

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's an awsome pic of Pavelski and Hiller.

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by idunno723 on Sep 26, 2011 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Trick question

Every picture of Pavelski is awesome

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.


(hi Dan Boyle!)

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by idunno723 on Sep 26, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I like your skates, where'd you get them?"

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Crosby's my favorite player

AND EVEN I SAY THIS IS EPIC

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a decapitation waiting to happen.

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He shoulda pulled the trigger on that one...

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by Scotty Ace on Sep 27, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you one up me

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by idunno723 on Sep 26, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't tell if this is anti-Canadian or pro-Pavelski.

In any event…

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pro-Pavelski, pro-USA, and a little bit anti-Crosby.

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This picture makes me smile...

Then I remember how those olympics ended, and it makes me sad.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game never happened

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

x

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

nobody cares about women’s hockey.

Or is that Corey Perry?

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure, honestly.

And lots of people care about women’s hockey. I know as many girls playing hockey as I do guys. O.o

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully expect Havlat to play on a line with Marleau and Jumbo at some point

I like Jumbo Patty and Pavs together, but I’d love to see Pavelski on a cycle with Clowe and Couture. From some of the scouting reports, it seems like Havlat and Pavelski are similar players, but having another center with Couture seems better.

I can’t say enough good things about Thornton last season. I feel like he embraced having the C and really made it his own. I can’t wait to see how he builds on last season.

Pavelski seems poised to really hit his peak this season. With more ice time and better linemates, and hopefully less PK time, good things should happen.

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 26, 2011 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

shit gets moved around. injuries will happen or todd will just try to get underachievers going.

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

McLellan will spin the lineup wheel to be certain. I think Pavs is going to play the majority of his time on the top line however because that really allows them to go strength versus strength (something McLellan likes to do in the postseason). It’s the best defensive line on the team hands down.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loving this new Hellacopter line!

I love this line… not only because I think Pavelski will really complement Thornton and Marleau’s style of play (amazing passing, clutch scoring, speed, defensively sound, etc is abound with these 3 on a line) but also because if it doesn’t seem to click at times, you can always flip Pavelski and Havlat to mix things up.

I know Thornton is the man to lead us to the Promise Land. I have said it since 2005-2006, with the team we have, we aren’t making to the Cup without Thornton bottom line. Seeing him blossom into a great leader on and off the ice just makes me happy. People around the NHL will bag Thornton no matter what (although most have given him credit after the last playoff performance) but I can’t wait until he finally hoists that Cup and all the pundits have to find someone else to crap on. :)

I think Marleau will stay fairly consistant like previous seasons. We all know he will have a period where he is scoreless, it happens every year. And every year there will be fans that demand his trade until he comes back to full speed and ends the season with 40+ goals. Ahhhh, some things never change.

I’m not sure which line I’m more excited for- Hellacopter Part 2 or the new 3rd line of Mitchell/Handzus/McGinn (probably).

12 more days…

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by winthecupsj on Sep 26, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

And maybe they'll be able to...

As the Lonely Island say…
Go impress the chicks and do the helicopter….

yeah…well…um
nevermind :P either way im really excited to see this line. hope it clicks well. same with havlat and cloweture

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to take a moment...

…and marvel at Jumbo’s 90 assist seasons.

[marveling]

Mmmm, that was nice.

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by ievans on Sep 26, 2011 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I recommend this statistic.

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm that can’t be true, i know Crosby and Malkin have both had 2 100+ point seasons in a row. He might be one of the few who have only had 3 consecutive 90+ point seasons.

Still no ones scored as many points in a single season as Thornton has since the lockout. (125 points in 2005)

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 2:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh right, doh. Yes that is sexy.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 3:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Jumbo wants to do that again...

My fantasy team would thank him.

Not to mention the fact that we’d probably be in damn good shape headed into the playoffs.

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypothetically speaking

Who would you rather have…
Patrice Bergeron
Joe Pavelski
Mike Ribiero

I’d take Pavelski, and you can call me crazy or biased for that :P
what about you guys?

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Pavs significantly outscores Bergeron (who is slightly better on faceoffs than Pavs) and is 4 years younger than Ribiero (who Pavs is almost 10% better on faceoffs than), so that’s where I’d go.

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about pavs vs backstrom

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would probably take Backstrom over Pavelski, Backstrom has elite upside…but, for this team right now, I’d hang on to Pavs. He’s on a great contract and he brings a lot to this team outside of points.

by milanahalek on Sep 26, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry..

I should not have said ‘probably’ – I’d take Backstrom over Pavs.

by milanahalek on Sep 26, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here— love Pavs to death, but Backstrom is one of the best C’s in the game right now, especially offensively.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I thought so too.

I’m just not sure if he’s the same without Ovie.

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd pick Pavelski.

I don’t trust people who play two different positions on two different teams. Yeah whatever, one has a c in their name and the other doesn’t, I swear they’re the same guy.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backstrom, with out having to think

As long as you’re talking about Nicklas Backstrom.

I’d take Pavs over Niklas Backstrom.

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Intangibles I take Ribiero, because he’s just so goddamn entertaining. Remember this? From a pure skillset point of view he’s the best of bunch.

Overall I take Pavelski though. Because I’m a homer.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck. I despise Ribiero. Like Corey Perry with less scoring, and Steve Avery with less bombast, and somehow even less than the sum of those parts. His antics get in the way of team success, IMO.

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by ievans on Sep 26, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes supposed to be a locker room cancer too i think?

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of non-hockey-watching person doesn't pick Pavelski?

Seriously, that’s like listing two (bad) fast food burgers with fillet mignon.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 26, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on. Bergeron isn't that bad.

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by sanjosesharksfan on Sep 26, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pavs is definitely more of a ribeye

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by Timorous Me on Sep 26, 2011 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ribero is a dick. Bergeron has concussion issues that really bother me. Pavelski is Pavelski.

I’d go with Pavelski.

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

October 8th.

I just got my tickets in the mail about 2 hours ago… and let me just say that having them in-hand makes me that much more anxious for Opening Night.

The anticipation is killing me!

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by SharkMonster on Sep 26, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't wait to see this line play together in a real game.

This might be a stretch, but I think they have the potential to match the Ducks’ top line from last year, perhaps even surpass them.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 26, 2011 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Canuck cry babies

So, apparently the Canucks coach decided it was a good idea to compare Murray’s hit on LaPierre with Rome’s hit on Horton.

We can view for ourselves, Murray:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-q-yTaSKFc

Rome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUYqTE3cnuQ

While I agree there is no real difference in timing, and both could be considered interference. Doug Murray actually does what he’s supposed to and hits the body and not the head.

Nothing really of note here, other than the Canucks and their coaching continue to be worthless wastes of time in the NHL.

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

"It’s not even worthy of a response."
-Doug Wilson

Fuck you, Vigneault!

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DW sending not so subtle hints that Vancouver should just shut up.

Dany Heatley=All-star.

by dfh15 on Sep 26, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am so thankful for Doug Wilson and Todd McLellan. They are all class. Greg Jamison was/is, too.

by meetyourmako on Sep 26, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of overreacting...

Let’s complain about NM complaining about us complaining about them!

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by idunno723 on Sep 26, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMPLAINCEPTION!

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by Auth0r on Sep 26, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll rec that.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a perfect storm of whining.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA

SNORK
KOO. KOO KOO KU KU.
LERKY DERKY LERKY DERKY ZOOMZOO CWWWW
ZX

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that's just over the line.

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by idunno723 on Sep 26, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I very much apologize

Sometimes, I go too far.

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said you weren’t a rapper?

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by PNK on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, my impression of Jeff Sullivan's impression of Joe Blanton is too obscure

Be enlightened, everyone.

(Warning: post is not suitable for those who hate the Giants and/or loves the Phillies, and for those who object to PG-13 language. It is also not suitable for people who are not awesome)

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dip my ballsack in a Louisiana anthill, I did it again!

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 26, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE
No
DOUBLE
Yes!
DOUBLE
PLAY

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I very much apologize but it appears that I have received a short-hop and applied a tag to you

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 26, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ih hoppen

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Being a specialist means I’m special!
What do you mean whole inning

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

And I do like Howard’s

I get paid more than the country you’re from!

by WhatsAMataHari on Sep 26, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And who could forget

I’m playing in a baseball game!

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by mymclife on Sep 26, 2011 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still my favorite thing ever

extrabaggs
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by Badly Browned on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone who says

“not to be pissy” is talking with their thumb up their ass. Stopped reading after that.

by raphelo on Sep 26, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And to imagine they were typing with their thumb up their ass— now that’s commitment to a worthy losing cause.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 26, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comment more.

It makes me happy.

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by idunno723 on Sep 26, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That amused me infinitely

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean

a square hit to the chest and leaving your feet to hit someone’s head with your shoulder aren’t the same thing….??

by raphelo on Sep 26, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh...

Can’t we just ignore Vancouver and their whiny fans, diving players, and idiot coach and GM? I think the world is a much happier place when I pretend they don’t exist!

Besides, I’m counting on them taking the brunt of the “western conference hands down favorites” heat from everyone so the Sharks can slide under the radar this season.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One can only hope

They just burn down their own city again and nobody rebuilds it this time

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by Evilducks on Sep 26, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vancouver isn't all bad

They shoot Psych there…

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not actually shoot, with a gun. Unless it’s June…?

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nuckleheads are worse than the Habs for that shit, actually.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

It was really funny to see all of my bruins fan friends go from “Canucks are good” to "FUCK THOSE WHINEY BITING CHEAP SHOTTING SO N SO’S " in less than 1 game. I felt vindicated after seeing that.

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For me it was like having twice the soul-fouling anger every time they played Flipper.

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pavelski is kind of a god...

And now he’s on the captain’s line, which just screams breakout year. Of course, he had 66 points last year, so a “breakout year” could put him in some elite company. Maybe just another awesome year will have to suffice. Either way, super excited to see what Pavelski does this year on a real line with an elite playmaker (and Patrick Marleau… :-P)

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by ZeroIndulgence on Sep 26, 2011 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone seem bothered that we barely beat the cAcanucks with our top line on the ice, and none of their starters played any minutes?

by Skinteeth on Sep 27, 2011 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I like “caca nuts” better. Sounds like an insult a five-year-old would make.

by burrowowl on Sep 27, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Wingels would make*

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, I just keep making that typo. “Five-year-old” is right next to “Tommy Wingels” on my keyboard.

by burrowowl on Sep 27, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recommend this comment. These games are just practice for the big lines. The younger guys are the ones trying to prove something.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember that preseason when we were unbeaten, or close to it, back in the Ron Wilson era? I think we started the season on an 8 game winless streak….

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by ievans on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was the year we got Jumbo.

We went undefeated in preseason and then were underachievers through most of the season until DW worked his magic.

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by Auth0r on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't all the players we traded for Thronton basically minor leaguers now?

Primeau doesn’t exist anymore as far as I know, Sturm has sold his soul and moved to Failcouver, and Stuart has done the same with the Wings.

In any event, we won.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Stuart: a failure with the Red Wings? What’s the matter with you?

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never said that.

I said I hate the Red Wings, and that he should be ashamed.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

“basically minor leaguers now”

He gave the Penguins the Cup, but overall still not a minor-leaguer. He had won the Cup the previous year. He’ll be playing top 4 minutes this year.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and benny ferriero will still make him looksilly for putting his stick in the one spot that redirects the puck to howards five hole in OT

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by JakeBot on Sep 27, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by all you mean no one, then yes.

Stuart won a Cup in Detroit, and Sturm’s dealt with injuries but has been in the NHL. Primeau played some more years in the NHL, but not for too much longer.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

preseason, on the road, 3rd straight game. And wasn’t it the 4th game in 5 nights?

by raphelo on Sep 27, 2011 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PTO’S!!!

Just kidding. Not really. If this was the regular season, then yes. But Wingels also scored 2 goals and leads the league in that category, so…

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's the preseason...

Scores don’t really matter. Besides, I’d rather the kids get a chance to protect a close lead with the deck stacked against them (the numerous penalty calls at the end) so that when they are faced with that situation in the regular season, and then again in the post season, they won’t be overwhelmed by it.

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by ZeroIndulgence on Sep 27, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

obviously we were just handing them penalty after penalty to work on our PK.

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now the question seems to be:

McGinn or Wingels on the 3rd line?

McGinn is more physical, but Wingels is better with the puck.

I haven’t seen enough of either recently to judge who the faster/better skater is by comparison…

by BillytheSid on Sep 27, 2011 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wingels on 3rd, McGinn in the minors.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I’d put McGinn on the 4th line maybe.

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like

Winchester is gonna get that 4th line spot. McGinn is going up against Ferriero and Wingels now I think. Besides that Macintyre and McCarthy are the last ones left.

by raphelo on Sep 27, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d put Wingels on the 3rd/4th and then send him down if he doesn’t score in 10 games (so he’s getting some good, top minutes in the AHL).

Then I’d just keep McGinn on the 4th.

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by Bockerz on Sep 28, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Hockey Season

Please OPEN OPEN OPEN

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derp.

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